Brilliant Observations

Missy bemoans the hardships of an unwanted grand piano. Plus lackluster beach vacation memories. All this and moooooooorre! Join us on Facebook at BrillObs Squad for insider jokes, links, conversation and connection. Find us on Twitter, Insta and everywhere at @ListenBrilliant or @AmyFugazi .

Melissa samples some peanut butter flavored whiskey, then inexplicably wonders why no one will join her for family dinner. (Hint: it's the peanut whiskey.) Amy puts the final nail in the grease-lined "hair training" coffin, and Missy and team Brilliant prepare snacks for the long slow road to the beach. Then, at minute 47:06, it's the moment you've been waiting for, when Missy and Amy discuss in graphic detail Cardi B's latest Ode to Healthy Vaginal Juices. Plugin the headphones, kids. This one is definitely NSFW. Join our Facebook group BrillObs Squad (#BrillObsSquad), or connect with us on all the socials @ListenBrilliant. Support us with a one-time Tip on Patreon at https://bit.ly/3eSfu3F, or buy some swag at TeePublic. Help Us Be More Brilliant Stars are our favorite. To give us 5 stars, visit Apple Podcasts, find Brilliant Observations Podcast, click Ratings and Reviews, and slide to rate us 5 stars. You can even write us a glowing review! Support Brilliant Observations Podcast We're on Patreon here, if you'd like to donate. We're on TeePublic here, if you'd like to buy some swag. Connect with Brilliant Observations Podcast Facebook Group: /BrillObsSquad Facebook: @ListenBrilliant Instagram: @ListenBrilliant Twitter: @ListenBrilliant Email: [email protected] Web Site: BrilliantObservations.com Ways to subscribe to Brilliant Observations Podcast Click here to subscribe via Apple Podcasts Click here to subscribe via RSS You can also subscribe via Stitcher #brilliantobservations #friendship #unscripted #nofilter #chatcast #conversation #conversational #lifestyle #ladies #friends #girlfriends #comedy #talk #chat #relatable #advice #badadvice #silly #fun #laughs #justforlaughs #stupid #snarky #unfiltered #uncensored #happiness #joy #life #love #friendship #community #besties #bestfriends #howtocope #multishowhost #wereinthistogether #food #foodie #foodies #passion #bellylaugh #joke #jokes #funny #coronavirus #novelcoronavirus #covid19 #covid-19 #travelban #socialdistancing #flatteningthecurve #fatteningthecurve #podcastforwomen brilliant observations, unscripted, no filter, chat cast, conversation, conversational, lifestyle, ladies, friends, girlfriends, comedy, talk, chat, relatable, advice, bad advice, silly, fun, laughs, just for laughs, stupid, snarky, unfiltered, uncensored, happiness, joy, life, love, friendship, community, besties, best friends, how to cope, we're in this together, food, foodie, foodies, passion, belly laugh, joke, jokes, funny, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, covid-19, covid 19, social distancing, flattening the curve, fattening the curve, dog Our goal this month is to add one new subscriber each day. Will that be you Dear Listener? If you have an iPhone just ask Siri to "subscribe to Brilliant Observations podcast for free." Or preserve the economy for human jobs and do it yourself. Visit Apple iTunes and search Podcasts for Brilliant Observations, then under the show graphic, click Subscribe.

Earthquakes, college essays and pooping in the house. It's enough to make you throw out your topsheet. (Pigs.) Pull up your favorite recovery chair and give us a listen. Join our Facebook group BrillObs Squad (#BrillObsSquad), or connect with us on all the socials @ListenBrilliant. Support us with a one-time Tip on Patreon at https://bit.ly/3eSfu3F, or buy some swag at TeePublic. Help Us Be More Brilliant Stars are our favorite. To give us 5 stars, visit Apple Podcasts, find Brilliant Observations Podcast, click Ratings and Reviews, and slide to rate us 5 stars. You can even write us a glowing review! Support Brilliant Observations Podcast We're on Patreon here, if you'd like to donate. We're on TeePublic here, if you'd like to buy some swag. Connect with Brilliant Observations Podcast Facebook Group: /BrillObsSquad Facebook: @ListenBrilliant Instagram: @ListenBrilliant Twitter: @ListenBrilliant Email: [email protected] Web Site: BrilliantObservations.com Ways to subscribe to Brilliant Observations Podcast Click here to subscribe via Apple Podcasts Click here to subscribe via RSS You can also subscribe via Stitcher #brilliantobservations #friendship #unscripted #nofilter #chatcast #conversation #conversational #lifestyle #ladies #friends #girlfriends #comedy #talk #chat #relatable #advice #badadvice #silly #fun #laughs #justforlaughs #stupid #snarky #unfiltered #uncensored #happiness #joy #life #love #friendship #community #besties #bestfriends #howtocope #multishowhost #wereinthistogether #food #foodie #foodies #passion #bellylaugh #joke #jokes #funny #coronavirus #novelcoronavirus #covid19 #covid-19 #travelban #socialdistancing #flatteningthecurve #fatteningthecurve #podcastforwomen brilliant observations, unscripted, no filter, chat cast, conversation, conversational, lifestyle, ladies, friends, girlfriends, comedy, talk, chat, relatable, advice, bad advice, silly, fun, laughs, just for laughs, stupid, snarky, unfiltered, uncensored, happiness, joy, life, love, friendship, community, besties, best friends, how to cope, we're in this together, food, foodie, foodies, passion, belly laugh, joke, jokes, funny, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, covid-19, covid 19, social distancing, flattening the curve, fattening the curve, dog comedy, smartless, dearprudence, podcastforwomen, podcastsforwomen, funny, happiness, almost30podcast, 50af, love, mybrothermybrotherandme, brilliantidiots, chat10looks3, podcastmovement, podernfamily, podfest, shepodcasts Our goal this month is to add one new subscriber each day. Will that be you Dear Listener? If you have an iPhone just ask Siri to "subscribe to Brilliant Observations podcast for free." Or preserve the economy for human jobs and do it yourself. Visit Apple iTunes and search Podcasts for Brilliant Observations, then under the show graphic, click Subscribe.

Bottom Ramen | Brilliant Observations Podcast 153 What's worse than Top Ramen? Bottom ramen. Prepare yourself. Join our Facebook group BrillObs Squad (#BrillObsSquad), or connect with us on all the socials @ListenBrilliant. Support us with a one-time Tip on Patreon at https://bit.ly/3eSfu3F, or buy some swag at TeePublic. Help Us Be More Brilliant Stars are our favorite. To give us 5 stars, visit Apple Podcasts, find Brilliant Observations Podcast, click Ratings and Reviews, and slide to rate us 5 stars. You can even write us a glowing review! Support Brilliant Observations Podcast We're on Patreon here, if you'd like to donate. We're on TeePublic here, if you'd like to buy some swag. Connect with Brilliant Observations Podcast Facebook Group: /BrillObsSquad Facebook: @ListenBrilliant Instagram: @ListenBrilliant Twitter: @ListenBrilliant Email: [email protected] Web Site: BrilliantObservations.com Ways to subscribe to Brilliant Observations Podcast Click here to subscribe via Apple Podcasts Click here to subscribe via RSS You can also subscribe via Stitcher #brilliantobservations #friendship #unscripted #nofilter #chatcast #conversation #conversational #lifestyle #ladies #friends #girlfriends #comedy #talk #chat #relatable #advice #badadvice #silly #fun #laughs #justforlaughs #stupid #snarky #unfiltered #uncensored #happiness #joy #life #love #friendship #community #besties #bestfriends #howtocope #multishowhost #wereinthistogether #food #foodie #foodies #passion #bellylaugh #joke #jokes #funny #coronavirus #novelcoronavirus #covid19 #covid-19 #travelban #socialdistancing #flatteningthecurve #fatteningthecurve #podcastforwomen brilliant observations, unscripted, no filter, chat cast, conversation, conversational, lifestyle, ladies, friends, girlfriends, comedy, talk, chat, relatable, advice, bad advice, silly, fun, laughs, just for laughs, stupid, snarky, unfiltered, uncensored, happiness, joy, life, love, friendship, community, besties, best friends, how to cope, we're in this together, food, foodie, foodies, passion, belly laugh, joke, jokes, funny, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, covid-19, covid 19, social distancing, flattening the curve, fattening the curve, dog Our goal this month is to add one new subscriber each day. Will that be you Dear Listener? If you have an iPhone just ask Siri to "subscribe to Brilliant Observations podcast for free." Or preserve the economy for human jobs and do it yourself. Visit Apple iTunes and search Podcasts for Brilliant Observations, then under the show graphic, click Subscribe.

Amy struggles with doubt, while Stuart struggles with gravity. Join our Facebook group BrillObs Squad (#BrillObsSquad), or connect with us on all the socials @ListenBrilliant. Support us with a one-time Tip on Patreon at https://bit.ly/3eSfu3F, or buy some swag at TeePublic. Help Us Be More Brilliant Stars are our favorite. To give us 5 stars, visit Apple Podcasts, find Brilliant Observations Podcast, click Ratings and Reviews, and slide to rate us 5 stars. You can even write us a glowing review! Support Brilliant Observations Podcast We're on Patreon here, if you'd like to donate. We're on TeePublic here, if you'd like to buy some swag. Connect with Brilliant Observations Podcast Facebook Group: /BrillObsSquad Facebook: @ListenBrilliant Instagram: @ListenBrilliant Twitter: @ListenBrilliant Email: [email protected] Web Site: BrilliantObservations.com Ways to subscribe to Brilliant Observations Podcast Click here to subscribe via Apple Podcasts Click here to subscribe via RSS You can also subscribe via Stitcher #brilliantobservations #friendship #unscripted #nofilter #chatcast #conversation #conversational #lifestyle #ladies #friends #girlfriends #comedy #talk #chat #relatable #advice #badadvice #silly #fun #laughs #justforlaughs #stupid #snarky #unfiltered #uncensored #happiness #joy #life #love #friendship #community #besties #bestfriends #howtocope #multishowhost #wereinthistogether #food #foodie #foodies #passion #bellylaugh #joke #jokes #funny #coronavirus #novelcoronavirus #covid19 #covid-19 #travelban #socialdistancing #flatteningthecurve #fatteningthecurve #podcastforwomen brilliant observations, unscripted, no filter, chat cast, conversation, conversational, lifestyle, ladies, friends, girlfriends, comedy, talk, chat, relatable, advice, bad advice, silly, fun, laughs, just for laughs, stupid, snarky, unfiltered, uncensored, happiness, joy, life, love, friendship, community, besties, best friends, how to cope, we're in this together, food, foodie, foodies, passion, belly laugh, joke, jokes, funny, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, covid-19, covid 19, social distancing, flattening the curve, fattening the curve, dog Our goal this month is to add one new subscriber each day. Will that be you Dear Listener? If you have an iPhone just ask Siri to "subscribe to Brilliant Observations podcast for free." Or preserve the economy for human jobs and do it yourself. Visit Apple iTunes and search Podcasts for Brilliant Observations, then under the show graphic, click Sub

And you thought drinking bleach was bad news. Try scrubbing yer pud with it. Laugh aghast as Amy regales us with the latest loofah nightmare… plus the birthday wrap up, college essays, Listener Let Downs, the Nap Ministry and the worst year ever with kids. (HINT — every year is the worst.) Join our Facebook group Brill Obs Squad (#BrillObsSquad), or connect with us on all the socials @ListenBrilliant. Or, support us with a one-time tip in any amount on Patreon at https://bit.ly/3eSfu3F. Help Us Be More Brilliant Stars are our favorite. To give us 5 stars, visit Apple Podcasts, find Brilliant Observations Podcast, click Ratings and Reviews, and slide to rate us 5 stars. You can even write us a glowing review! Support Brilliant Observations Podcast We're on Patreon here, if you'd like to donate. We're on TeePublic here, if you'd like to buy some swag. Connect with Brilliant Observations Podcast Facebook Group: /BrillObsSquad Facebook: @ListenBrilliant Instagram: @ListenBrilliant Twitter: @ListenBrilliant Email: [email protected] Web Site: BrilliantObservations.com Ways to subscribe to Brilliant Observations Podcast Click here to subscribe via Apple Podcasts Click here to subscribe via RSS You can also subscribe via Stitcher #brilliantobservations #friendship #unscripted #nofilter #chatcast #conversation #conversational #lifestyle #ladies #friends #girlfriends #comedy #talk #chat #relatable #advice #badadvice #silly #fun #laughs #justforlaughs #stupid #snarky #unfiltered #uncensored #happiness #joy #life #love #friendship #community #besties #bestfriends #howtocope #multishowhost #wereinthistogether #food #foodie #foodies #passion #bellylaugh #joke #jokes #funny #coronavirus #novelcoronavirus #covid19 #covid-19 #travelban #socialdistancing #flatteningthecurve #fatteningthecurve #podcastforwomen #podcastsforwomen #womenwhopodcast #womenpodcasters brilliant observations, unscripted, no filter, chat cast, conversation, conversational, lifestyle, ladies, friends, girlfriends, comedy, talk, chat, relatable, advice, bad advice, silly, fun, laughs, just for laughs, stupid, snarky, unfiltered, uncensored, happiness, joy, life, love, friendship, community, besties, best friends, how to cope, we're in this together, food, foodie, foodies, passion, belly laugh, joke, jokes, funny, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, covid-19, covid 19, social distancing, flattening the curve, fattening the curve, dog Our goal this month is to add one new subscriber each day. Will that be you Dear Listener? If you have an iPhone just ask Siri to "subscribe to Brilliant Observations podcast for free." Or preserve the economy for human jobs and do it yourself. Visit Apple iTunes and search Podcasts for Brilliant Observations, then under the show graphic, click Subscribe.

When your own husband looks your child dead in the face and calls you an a-hole, its time to reevaluate your parenting skills. Listen as Missy tries to make sense of the latest of her mother's, um, feedback? Then we tackle the topic of how to better parent ourselves if we had been there to offer some friendly advice at age 15. Join our Facebook group BrillObs Squad (#BrillObsSquad), or connect with us on all the socials @ListenBrilliant. If you're so moved, you can even share your love of Brilliant Observations Podcast with a friend. It's a comedy friendship conversation that keeps it real, laughs at life and always finds the sunny side. Support Brilliant Observations Podcast We're on Patreon here, if you'd like to donate. We're on TeePublic here, if you'd like to buy some swag. Connect with Brilliant Observations Podcast Facebook Group: /BrillObsSquad Facebook: @ListenBrilliant Instagram: @ListenBrilliant Twitter: @ListenBrilliant Email: [email protected] Web Site: BrilliantObservations.com Ways to subscribe to Brilliant Observations Podcast Click here to subscribe via Apple Podcasts Click here to subscribe via RSS You can also subscribe via Stitcher Help Us Be More Brilliant Stars are our favorite. To give us 5 stars, visit Apple Podcasts, find Brilliant Observations Podcast, click Ratings and Reviews, and slide to rate us 5 stars. You can even write us a glowing review! Our goal this month is to add one new subscriber each day. Will that be you Dear Listener? If you have an iPhone just ask Siri to "subscribe to Brilliant Observations podcast for free." Or preserve the economy for human jobs and do it yourself. Visit Apple iTunes and search Podcasts for Brilliant Observations, then under the show graphic, click Subscribe. #brilliantobservations #friendship #unscripted #nofilter #chatcast #conversation #conversational #lifestyle #ladies #friends #girlfriends #comedy #talk #chat #relatable #advice #badadvice #silly #fun #laughs #justforlaughs #stupid #snarky #unfiltered #uncensored #happiness #joy #life #love #friendship #community #besties #bestfriends #howtocope #multishowhost #wereinthistogether #food #foodie #foodies #passion #bellylaugh #joke #jokes #funny #coronavirus #novelcoronavirus #covid19 #covid-19 #travelban #socialdistancing #flatteningthecurve #fatteningthecurve #podcastforwomen brilliant observations, unscripted, no filter, chat cast, conversation, conversational, lifestyle, ladies, friends, girlfriends, comedy, talk, chat, relatable, advice, bad advice, silly, fun, laughs, just for laughs, stupid, snarky, unfiltered, uncensored, happiness, joy, life, love, friendship, community, besties, best friends, how to cope, we're in this together, food, foodie, foodies, passion, belly laugh, joke, jokes, funny, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, covid-19, covid 19, social distancing, flattening the curve, fattening the curve, dog

Everybody loves a good eye boogie story, right? Of COURSE not. We're not psychopaths. Well, this week we're making an exception based solely on the fact that the current eye boogie story gives us one more reason to laugh at Stuart. You're welcome. Support Brilliant Observations Podcast We're on Patreon here, if you'd like to donate. We're on TeePublic here, if you'd like to buy some swag. Connect with Brilliant Observations Podcast Facebook Group: /BrillObsSquad Facebook: @ListenBrilliant Instagram: @ListenBrilliant Twitter: @ListenBrilliant Email: [email protected] Web Site: BrilliantObservations.com Help Us Be More Brilliant Stars are our favorite. To give us 5 stars, visit Apple Podcasts, find Brilliant Observations Podcast, click Ratings and Reviews, and slide to rate us 5 stars. You can even write us a glowing review! Ways to subscribe to Brilliant Observations Podcast Click here to subscribe via Apple Podcasts Click here to subscribe via RSS You can also subscribe via Stitcher Join our Facebook group BrillObs Squad (#BrillObsSquad), or connect with us on all the socials @ListenBrilliant. If you're so moved, you can even share your love of Brilliant Observations Podcast with a friend. It's a comedy friendship conversation that keeps it real, laughs at life and always finds the sunny side. #brilliantobservations #friendship #unscripted #nofilter #chatcast #conversation #conversational #lifestyle #ladies #friends #girlfriends #comedy #talk #chat #relatable #advice #badadvice #silly #fun #laughs #justforlaughs #stupid #snarky #unfiltered #uncensored #happiness #joy #life #love #friendship #community #besties #bestfriends #howtocope #multishowhost #wereinthistogether #food #foodie #foodies #passion #bellylaugh #joke #jokes #funny #coronavirus #novelcoronavirus #covid19 #covid-19 #travelban #socialdistancing #flatteningthecurve #fatteningthecurve #podcastforwomen brilliant observations, unscripted, no filter, chat cast, conversation, conversational, lifestyle, ladies, friends, girlfriends, comedy, talk, chat, relatable, advice, bad advice, silly, fun, laughs, just for laughs, stupid, snarky, unfiltered, uncensored, happiness, joy, life, love, friendship, community, besties, best friends, how to cope, we're in this together, food, foodie, foodies, passion, belly laugh, joke, jokes, funny, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, covid-19, covid 19, social distancing, flattening the curve, fattening the curve, dog

Missy heads to the beach with her family, which invariably leads her to ponder why her opinion on everything is so wildly out of step with everyone else. Other topics include Horror Hugs, Toilet Talk, Things We Know Nothing About, and our latest offering, Timing Is Everything. Join our Facebook group BrillObs Squad (#BrillObsSquad), or connect with us on all the socials @ListenBrilliant. If you're so moved, you can even share your love of Brilliant Observations Podcast with a friend. It's a comedy friendship conversation that keeps it real, laughs at life and always finds the sunny side. Help Us Be More Brilliant Stars are our favorite. To give us 5 stars, visit Apple Podcasts, find Brilliant Observations Podcast, click Ratings and Reviews, and slide the star icons to the right to rate us 5 stars. You can even click here to write us a glowing review! Support Brilliant Observations Podcast We're on Patreon here, if you'd like to donate. We're on TeePublic here, if you'd like to buy some swag. Connect with Brilliant Observations Podcast Facebook Group: /BrillObsSquadFacebook: @ListenBrilliant Instagram: @ListenBrilliant Twitter: @ListenBrilliant Email: [email protected] Web Site: BrilliantObservations.com Ways to subscribe to Brilliant Observations Podcast Click here to subscribe via Apple Podcasts Click here to subscribe via YouTube You can also subscribe via Stitcher Our goal this month is to add one new subscriber each day. Will that be you Dear Listener? If you have an iPhone just ask Siri to "subscribe to Brilliant Observations podcast for free." Or preserve the economy for human jobs and do it yourself. Visit Apple iTunes and search Podcasts for Brilliant Observations, then under the show graphic, click Subscribe. #brilliantobservations #friendship #unscripted #nofilter #chatcast #conversation #conversational #lifestyle #ladies #friends #girlfriends #comedy #talk #chat #relatable #advice #badadvice #silly #fun #laughs #justforlaughs #stupid #snarky #unfiltered #uncensored #happiness #joy #life #love #friendship #community #besties #bestfriends #howtocope #multishowhost #wereinthistogether #food #foodie #foodies #passion #bellylaugh #joke #jokes #funny #coronavirus #novelcoronavirus #covid19 #covid-19 #travelban #socialdistancing #flatteningthecurve #fatteningthecurve #podcastforwomen brilliant observations, unscripted, no filter, chat cast, conversation, conversational, lifestyle, ladies, friends, girlfriends, comedy, talk, chat, relatable, advice, bad advice, silly, fun, laughs, just for laughs, stupid, snarky, unfiltered, uncensored, happiness, joy, life, love, friendship, community, besties, best friends, how to cope, we're in this together, food, foodie, foodies, passion, belly laugh, joke, jokes, funny, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, covid-19, covid 19, social distancing, flattening the curve, fattening the curve, dog

Well kids, she finally did it. Missy cracked. First, she bought a Peleton. Then she poked a Facebook Terrorist. All of which led to a nearly unfortunate incident involving a bird, a dog and a tennis racquet. Sounds like someone's got Covid Fevah! Listen in amazement as we address the horrors of long hair in your ass crack, to beach or not to beach, and our latest best segment, Things We Know Nothing About. Join the conversation, connect with us online (on Facebook, our private group is called BrillObs Squad (#BrillObsSquad) and share your love for the Brilliant Observations Podcast with a friend. It's a comedy friendship conversation that keeps it real, laughs at life and always finds the sunny side. Our goal this month is to add one new subscriber each day. Will that be you Dear Listener? If you have an iPhone just ask Siri to "subscribe to Brilliant Observations podcast for free." Or preserve the economy for human jobs and do it yourself. Visit Apple iTunes and search Podcasts for Brilliant Observations, then under the show graphic, click Subscribe. You can get the same job done on Spotify, if that's your jam. Open Spotify, search Brilliant Observations, and when you see a Follow button, click it. HELP US SPREAD THE WORD! We'd love it if you could please share #BrilliantObservations with your twitter followers. Click here to post a tweet! If you loved this episode #feel free to visit Apple Podcasts and leave us a glowing review #rate us 5 stars or subscribe! Ways to subscribe to Brilliant Observations Podcast Click here to subscribe via Apple Podcasts Click here to subscribe via RSS You can also subscribe via Stitcher Connect with Brilliant Observations Podcast Twitter: @listenbrilliant Twitter: @AmyFugazi Facebook: @listenbrilliant Facebook: @AmyFugaziBrilliantObservationsPodcast Instagram: @listenbrilliant Instagram: @AmyFugazi Email: [email protected] Facebook Fan Group: @BrillObs Squad #podcastsforwomen #podcastforwomen #brilliantobservations #friendship #unscripted #nofilter #chatcast #conversation #conversational #lifestyle #ladies #friends #girlfriends #comedy #talk #chat #relatable #advice #badadvice #silly #fun #laughs #justforlaughs #stupid #snarky #unfiltered #uncensored #happiness #joy #life #love #friendship #community #besties #bestfriends #howtocope #multishowhost #wereinthistogether #food #foodie #foodies #passion #bellylaugh #joke #jokes #funny #coronavirus #novelcoronavirus #covid19 #covid-19 #travelban #socialdistancing #flatteningthecurve #fatteningthecurve #podcastforwomen brilliant observations, unscripted, no filter, chat cast, conversation, conversational, lifestyle, ladies, friends, girlfriends, comedy, talk, chat, relatable, advice, bad advice, silly, fun, laughs, just for laughs, stupid, snarky, unfiltered, uncensored, happiness, joy, life, love, friendship, community, besties, best friends, how to cope, we're in this together, food, foodie, foodies, passion, belly laugh, joke, jokes, funny, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, covid-19, covid 19, social distancing, flattening the curve, fattening the curve, dog If you're reading this, chances are you're enjoying Brilliant Observations. Why not rate us 5 stars and be sure to subscribe? It's as simple as clicking a button on your favorite podcast player, and it means you'll always get the freshest episode from us without even asking. All free. PRO TIP: just because you're listening now doesn't mean you're subscribed. Just because you listen every week doesn't mean you're subscribed. Honestly, if your podcast player still has the option for you to subscribe, then you're not subscribed. So click the damn button and we'll shut up already.

Care for a run, anyone? Just follow the bouncing penis. Listen in as we chat through semi-nude neighborhood jogging (evidently, it's a thing), calendar mix-ups, the endless stupidity of friends, and a not-so jokey pop-up psychiatric evaluation courtesy of Melissa. It's all part of our weekly quest to stave off the inevitable dementia of what historians will call "uh, 2020." Join us as we look back over quarantine days past (see also: last week) for a survey of "what would it take to get you on a plane?", "do you actually know when Father's Day is?", and Amy's favorite, "can you save a tree by injection?" Time to grab ahold of your pendulums, kids. This one's swinging from one insane extreme to the other. Join the conversation, connect with us online (on Facebook, our private group is called BrillObs Squad (#BrillObsSquad) and share your love for the Brilliant Observations Podcast with a friend. It's a comedy friendship conversation that keeps it real, laughs at life and always finds the sunny side. Our goal this month is to add one new subscriber each day. Will that be you Dear Listener? If you have an iPhone just ask Siri to "subscribe to Brilliant Observations podcast for free." Or preserve the economy for human jobs and do it yourself. Visit Apple iTunes and search Podcasts for Brilliant Observations, then under the show graphic, click Subscribe. You can get the same job done on Spotify, if that's your jam. Open Spotify, search Brilliant Observations, and when you see a Follow button, click it. HELP US SPREAD THE WORD! We'd love it if you could please share #BrilliantObservations with your twitter followers. Click here to post a tweet! If you loved this episode #feel free to visit Apple Podcasts and leave us a glowing review #rate us 5 stars or subscribe! Ways to subscribe to Brilliant Observations Podcast Click here to subscribe via Apple Podcasts Click here to subscribe via RSS You can also subscribe via Stitcher Connect with Brilliant Observations Podcast Twitter: @listenbrilliant Twitter: @AmyFugazi Facebook: @listenbrilliant Facebook: @AmyFugaziBrilliantObservationsPodcast Instagram: @listenbrilliant Instagram: @AmyFugazi Email: [email protected] Facebook Fan Group: @BrillObs Squad #brilliantobservations #friendship #unscripted #nofilter #chatcast #conversation #conversational #lifestyle #ladies #friends #girlfriends #comedy #talk #chat #relatable #advice #badadvice #silly #fun #laughs #justforlaughs #stupid #snarky #unfiltered #uncensored #happiness #joy #life #love #friendship #community #besties #bestfriends #howtocope #multishowhost #wereinthistogether #food #foodie #foodies #passion #bellylaugh #joke #jokes #funny #coronavirus #novelcoronavirus #covid19 #covid-19 #travelban #socialdistancing #flatteningthecurve #fatteningthecurve brilliant observations, unscripted, no filter, chat cast, conversation, conversational, lifestyle, ladies, friends, girlfriends, comedy, talk, chat, relatable, advice, bad advice, silly, fun, laughs, just for laughs, stupid, snarky, unfiltered, uncensored, happiness, joy, life, love, friendship, community, besties, best friends, how to cope, we're in this together, food, foodie, foodies, passion, belly laugh, joke, jokes, funny, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, covid-19, covid 19, social distancing, flattening the curve, fattening the curve, dog If you're reading this, chances are you're enjoying Brilliant Observations. Why not rate us 5 stars and be sure to subscribe? It's as simple as clicking a button on your favorite podcast player, and it means you'll always get the freshest episode from us without even asking. All free. PRO TIP: just because you're listening now doesn't mean you're subscribed. Just because you listen every week doesn't mean you're subscribed. Honestly, if your podcast player still has the option for you to subscribe, then you're not subscribed. So click the damn button and we'll shut up already.

Amy shares a troubling secret from the bedroom she and her husband have named... Cementy. Surprise! Melissa solves it in seconds. If only Amy will listen. Spoiler: She won't. Fresh from that psychotherapy win, Missy turns her gaze to fixing the lifelong plight of Amy's much-beloved kids, who find themselves enraged at her demand that they have a "good" relationship with her. Spoiler: They won't. All that, plus liquor-filled pinatas, some-of-the-house generators and the secret DVR filled with Hallmark Channel trash. It's almost as if our brains have been in quarantine. From good ideas. Heyoooooh! Join the conversation, connect with us online (on Facebook, our private group is called BrillObs Squad (#BrillObsSquad) and share your love for the Brilliant Observations Podcast with a friend. It's a comedy friendship conversation that keeps it real, laughs at life and always finds the sunny side. Our goal this month is to add one new subscriber each day. Will that be you Dear Listener? If you have an iPhone just ask Siri to "subscribe to Brilliant Observations podcast for free." Or preserve the economy for human jobs and do it yourself. Visit Apple iTunes and search Podcasts for Brilliant Observations, then under the show graphic, click Subscribe. You can get the same job done on Spotify, if that's your jam. Open Spotify, search Brilliant Observations, and when you see a Follow button, click it. HELP US SPREAD THE WORD! We'd love it if you could please share #BrilliantObservations with your twitter followers. Click here to post a tweet! If you loved this episode #feel free to visit Apple Podcasts and leave us a glowing review #rate us 5 stars or subscribe! Ways to subscribe to Brilliant Observations Podcast Click here to subscribe via Apple Podcasts Click here to subscribe via RSS You can also subscribe via Stitcher Connect with Brilliant Observations Podcast Twitter: @listenbrilliant Twitter: @AmyFugazi Facebook: @listenbrilliant Facebook: @AmyFugaziBrilliantObservationsPodcast Instagram: @listenbrilliant Instagram: @AmyFugazi Email: [email protected] Facebook Fan Group: @BrillObs Squad brilliantidiots, chat10looks3, comedy, coronavirus, covid19, dearprudence, funny, happiness, howtocope, love, mybrothermybrotherandme, podcastmovement, podernfamily, podfest, shepodcasts, socialdistancing, unfiltered #brilliantobservations #friendship #unscripted #nofilter #chatcast #conversation #conversational #lifestyle #ladies #friends #girlfriends #comedy #talk #chat #relatable #advice #badadvice #silly #fun #laughs #justforlaughs #stupid #snarky #unfiltered #uncensored #happiness #joy #life #love #friendship #community #besties #bestfriends #howtocope #multishowhost #wereinthistogether #food #foodie #foodies #passion #bellylaugh #joke #jokes #funny #coronavirus #novelcoronavirus #covid19 #covid-19 #travelban #socialdistancing #flatteningthecurve #fatteningthecurve brilliant observations, unscripted, no filter, chat cast, conversation, conversational, lifestyle, ladies, friends, girlfriends, comedy, talk, chat, relatable, advice, bad advice, silly, fun, laughs, just for laughs, stupid, snarky, unfiltered, uncensored, happiness, joy, life, love, friendship, community, besties, best friends, how to cope, we're in this together, food, foodie, foodies, passion, belly laugh, joke, jokes, funny, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, covid-19, covid 19, social distancing, flattening the curve, fattening the curve, dog If you're reading this, chances are you're enjoying Brilliant Observations. Why not rate us 5 stars and be sure to subscribe? It's as simple as clicking a button on your favorite podcast player, and it means you'll always get the freshest episode from us without even asking. All free. PRO TIP: just because you're listening now doesn't mean you're subscribed. Just because you listen every week doesn't mean you're subscribed. Honestly, if your podcast player still has the option for you to subscribe, then you're not subscribed. So click the damn button and we'll shut up already.

Covid-blood stealing monkeys, murder hornets, race riots, and now, rogue posts to Teen Insta. Stop the world, I wanna get off. With both their cities on fire, Melissa and Amy look for bright spots that don't simultaneously scorch their keisters. We explore the joys of freshly prepared sushi, religious rites of passage, graduation under quarantine and connecting with friends at life's toughest touch-and-go moments. Plus Steve Carrell in Space Force, Jason Bateman in Ozark and rogue visits to the Poconos. Join the conversation, connect with us online (on Facebook, our private group is called BrillObs Squad (#BrillObsSquad) and share your love for the Brilliant Observations Podcast with a friend. It's a comedy friendship conversation that keeps it real, laughs at life and always finds the sunny side. Our goal this month is to add one new subscriber each day. Will that be you Dear Listener? If you have an iPhone just ask Siri to "subscribe to Brilliant Observations podcast for free." Or preserve the economy for human jobs and do it yourself. Visit Apple iTunes and search Podcasts for Brilliant Observations, then under the show graphic, click Subscribe. You can get the same job done on Spotify, if that's your jam. Open Spotify, search Brilliant Observations, and when you see a Follow button, click it. HELP US SPREAD THE WORD! We'd love it if you could please share #BrilliantObservations with your twitter followers. Click here to post a tweet! If you loved this episode #feel free to visit Apple Podcasts and leave us a glowing review #rate us 5 stars or subscribe! Ways to subscribe to Brilliant Observations Podcast Click here to subscribe via Apple Podcasts Click here to subscribe via RSS You can also subscribe via Stitcher Connect with Brilliant Observations Podcast Twitter: @listenbrilliant Twitter: @AmyFugazi Facebook: @listenbrilliant Facebook: @AmyFugaziBrilliantObservationsPodcast Instagram: @listenbrilliant Instagram: @AmyFugazi Email: [email protected] Facebook Fan Group: @BrillObsSquad #brilliantobservations #friendship #unscripted #nofilter #chatcast #conversation #conversational #lifestyle #ladies #friends #girlfriends #comedy #talk #chat #relatable #advice #badadvice #silly #fun #laughs #justforlaughs #stupid #snarky #unfiltered #uncensored #happiness #joy #life #love #friendship #community #besties #bestfriends #howtocope #multishowhost #wereinthistogether #food #foodie #foodies #passion #bellylaugh #joke #jokes #funny #coronavirus #novelcoronavirus #covid19 #covid-19 #travelban #socialdistancing #flatteningthecurve #fatteningthecurve brilliant observations, unscripted, no filter, chat cast, conversation, conversational, lifestyle, ladies, friends, girlfriends, comedy, talk, chat, relatable, advice, bad advice, silly, fun, laughs, just for laughs, stupid, snarky, unfiltered, uncensored, happiness, joy, life, love, friendship, community, besties, best friends, how to cope, we're in this together, food, foodie, foodies, passion, belly laugh, joke, jokes, funny, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, covid-19, covid 19, social distancing, flattening the curve, fattening the curve, dog If you're reading this, chances are you're enjoying Brilliant Observations. Why not rate us 5 stars and be sure to subscribe? It's as simple as clicking a button on your favorite podcast player, and it means you'll always get the freshest episode from us without even asking. All free. PRO TIP: just because you're listening now doesn't mean you're subscribed. Just because you listen every week doesn't mean you're subscribed. Honestly, if your podcast player still has the option for you to subscribe, then you're not subscribed. So click the damn button and

Ever feel like slapping someone as hard as you can, right in the face? For Melissa, this feeling is aroused by the latest Netflix sensation, Stone Faces. For Amy, slapping is the byproduct of meeting any Hollywood celebrity woeful enough to be named "Jason." We cover all this, plus recap our covid-19 flouting Memorial Day gathering, laugh along with a little Southern Lovin' from Leslie Jordan, and decode the meaning of our personal favorite, "neck weight." There's even enough time left over to squabble over who belongs on the Favorite Bands Playlist. Good thing we're the definitive experts. Join the conversation, connect with us online (on Facebook, our private group is called BrillObs Squad (#BrillObsSquad) and share your love for the Brilliant Observations Podcast with a friend. It's a comedy friendship conversation that keeps it real, laughs at life and always finds the sunny side. Our goal this month is to add one new subscriber each day. Will that be you Dear Listener? If you have an iPhone just ask Siri to "subscribe to Brilliant Observations podcast for free." Or preserve the economy for human jobs and do it yourself. Visit Apple iTunes and search Podcasts for Brilliant Observations, then under the show graphic, click Subscribe. You can get the same job done on Spotify, if that's your jam. Open Spotify, search Brilliant Observations, and when you see a Follow button, click it. HELP US SPREAD THE WORD! We'd love it if you could please share #BrilliantObservations with your twitter followers. Click here to post a tweet! If you loved this episode #feel free to visit Apple Podcasts and leave us a glowing review #rate us 5 stars or subscribe! Ways to subscribe to Brilliant Observations Podcast Click here to subscribe via Apple Podcasts Click here to subscribe via RSS You can also subscribe via Stitcher Connect with Brilliant Observations Podcast Twitter: @listenbrilliant Twitter: @AmyFugazi Facebook: @listenbrilliant Facebook: @AmyFugaziBrilliantObservationsPodcast Instagram: @listenbrilliant Instagram: @AmyFugazi Email: [email protected] Facebook Fan Group: @BrillObs Squad #brilliantobservations #friendship #unscripted #nofilter #chatcast #conversation #conversational #lifestyle #ladies #friends #girlfriends #comedy #talk #chat #relatable #advice #badadvice #silly #fun #laughs #justforlaughs #stupid #snarky #unfiltered #uncensored #happiness #joy #life #love #friendship #community #besties #bestfriends #howtocope #multishowhost #wereinthistogether #food #foodie #foodies #passion #bellylaugh #joke #jokes #funny #coronavirus #novelcoronavirus #covid19 #covid-19 #travelban #socialdistancing #flatteningthecurve #fatteningthecurve brilliant observations, unscripted, no filter, chat cast, conversation, conversational, lifestyle, ladies, friends, girlfriends, comedy, talk, chat, relatable, advice, bad advice, silly, fun, laughs, just for laughs, stupid, snarky, unfiltered, uncensored, happiness, joy, life, love, friendship, community, besties, best friends, how to cope, we're in this together, food, foodie, foodies, passion, belly laugh, joke, jokes, funny, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, covid-19, covid 19, social distancing, flattening the curve, fattening the curve, dog If you're reading this, chances are you're enjoying Brilliant Observations. Why not rate us 5 stars and be sure to subscribe? It's as simple as clicking a button on your favorite podcast player, and it means you'll always get the freshest episode from us without even asking. All free. PRO TIP: just because you're listening now doesn't mean you're subscribed. Just because you listen every week doesn't mean you're subscribed. Honestly, if your podcast player still has the option for you to subscribe, then you're not subscribed. So click the damn button and we'll shut up already.

Feeling a little sluggish? Disorganized? Demotivated? Join the club. It's Part 2 of our promised discussion on What's Holding You Back… this time with an actual discussion. We cover creative slumps, perfectionism, failure to launch, and our favorite, "lighten the fuck up." And don't worry. There's lots of laughs, too. Join the conversation, connect with us online (on Facebook, our private group is called BrillObs Squad (#BrillObsSquad) and share your love for the Brilliant Observations Podcast with a friend. It's a comedy friendship conversation that keeps it real, laughs at life and always finds the sunny side. Our goal this month is to add one new subscriber each day. Will that be you Dear Listener? If you have an iPhone just ask Siri to "subscribe to Brilliant Observations podcast for free." Or preserve the economy for human jobs and do it yourself. Visit Apple iTunes and search Podcasts for Brilliant Observations, then under the show graphic, click Subscribe. You can get the same job done on Spotify, if that's your jam. Open Spotify, search Brilliant Observations, and when you see a Follow button, click it. HELP US SPREAD THE WORD! We'd love it if you could please share #BrilliantObservations with your twitter followers. Click here to post a tweet! If you loved this episode #feel free to visit Apple Podcasts and leave us a glowing review #rate us 5 stars or subscribe! Ways to subscribe to Brilliant Observations Podcast Click here to subscribe via Apple Podcasts Click here to subscribe via RSS You can also subscribe via Stitcher Connect with Brilliant Observations Podcast Twitter: @listenbrilliant Twitter: @AmyFugazi Facebook: @listenbrilliant Facebook: @AmyFugaziBrilliantObservationsPodcast Instagram: @listenbrilliant Instagram: @AmyFugazi Email: [email protected] Facebook Fan Group: @BrillObsSquad #brilliantobservations #friendship #unscripted #nofilter #chatcast #conversation #conversational #lifestyle #ladies #friends #girlfriends #comedy #talk #chat #relatable #advice #badadvice #silly #fun #laughs #justforlaughs #stupid #snarky #unfiltered #uncensored #happiness #joy #life #love #friendship #community #besties #bestfriends #howtocope #multishowhost #wereinthistogether #food #foodie #foodies #passion #bellylaugh #joke #jokes #funny #coronavirus #novelcoronavirus #covid19 #covid-19 #travelban #socialdistancing #flatteningthecurve #fatteningthecurve brilliant observations, unscripted, no filter, chat cast, conversation, conversational, lifestyle, ladies, friends, girlfriends, comedy, talk, chat, relatable, advice, bad advice, silly, fun, laughs, just for laughs, stupid, snarky, unfiltered, uncensored, happiness, joy, life, love, friendship, community, besties, best friends, how to cope, we're in this together, food, foodie, foodies, passion, belly laugh, joke, jokes, funny, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, covid-19, covid 19, social distancing, flattening the curve, fattening the curve, dog If you're reading this, chances are you're enjoying Brilliant Observations. Why not rate us 5 stars and be sure to subscribe? It's as simple as clicking a button on your favorite podcast player, and it means you'll always get the freshest episode from us without even asking. All free. PRO TIP: just because you're listening now doesn't mean you're subscribed. Just because you listen every week doesn't mean you're subscribed. Honestly, if your podcast player still has the option for you to subscribe, then you're not subscribed. So click the damn button and we'll shut up already.

Stuart's itching to visit the Florida house, and now he's got the kids on Team Go. Missy says "Hell no, we won't go." Will they stay home? Will Stuart and the kids finally get their way? (You know the answer already, don't cha kids…but do yourself a favor and listen anyway.) After a brief turn discussing the latest in Covid-19 related tomfoolery, we switch to more lighthearted topics. Missy investigates the travesty that is the "baby" carrot. Spoiler Alert: it's not a baby. It's just a carrot. And you've been peeling them wrong the whole time. It's a whole thing. Finally, we run through a list of possible hobbies for Melissa to try in retirement. Tennis anyone? Join the conversation, connect with us online (on Facebook, our private group is called BrillObs Squad (#BrillObsSquad) and share your love for the Brilliant Observations Podcast with a friend. It's a comedy friendship conversation that keeps it real, laughs at life and always finds the sunny side. Our goal this month is to add one new subscriber each day. Will that be you Dear Listener? If you have an iPhone just ask Siri to "subscribe to Brilliant Observations podcast for free." Or preserve the economy for human jobs and do it yourself. Visit Apple iTunes and search Podcasts for Brilliant Observations, then under the show graphic, click Subscribe. You can get the same job done on Spotify, if that's your jam. Open Spotify, search Brilliant Observations, and when you see a Follow button, click it. LOVE US? LEAVE US A GREAT REVIEW OR FIVE STAR RATING If you loved this episode please visit Apple Podcasts and leave us a glowing review. You can also rate us 5 stars with a simple swipe. Just find the star icons, drag across until all five are selected, and click submit. Ways to subscribe to Brilliant Observations Podcast Click here to subscribe via Apple Podcasts Click here to subscribe via RSS You can also subscribe via Stitcher Connect with Brilliant Observations Podcast Twitter: @listenbrilliant Twitter: @AmyFugazi Facebook: @listenbrilliant Facebook: @AmyFugaziBrilliantObservationsPodcast Instagram: @listenbrilliant Instagram: @AmyFugazi Email: [email protected] Facebook Fan Group: @BrillObs Squad #brilliantobservations #friendship #unscripted #nofilter #chatcast #conversation #conversational #lifestyle #ladies #friends #girlfriends #comedy #talk #chat #relatable #advice #badadvice #silly #fun #laughs #justforlaughs #stupid #snarky #unfiltered #uncensored #happiness #joy #life #love #friendship #community #besties #bestfriends #howtocope #multishowhost #wereinthistogether #food #foodie #foodies #passion #bellylaugh #joke #jokes #funny #coronavirus #novelcoronavirus #covid19 #covid-19 #travelban #socialdistancing #flatteningthecurve #fatteningthecurve brilliant observations, unscripted, no filter, chat cast, conversation, conversational, lifestyle, ladies, friends, girlfriends, comedy, talk, chat, relatable, advice, bad advice, silly, fun, laughs, just for laughs, stupid, snarky, unfiltered, uncensored, happiness, joy, life, love, friendship, community, besties, best friends, how to cope, we're in this together, food, foodie, foodies, passion, belly laugh, joke, jokes, funny, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, covid-19, covid 19, social distancing, flattening the curve, fattening the curve, dog If you're reading this, chances are you're enjoying Brilliant Observations. Why not rate us 5 stars and be sure to subscribe? It's as simple as clicking a button on your favorite podcast player, and it means you'll always get the freshest episode from us without even asking. All free. PRO TIP: just because you're listening now doesn't mean you're subscribed. Just because you listen every week doesn't mean you're subscribed. Honestly, if your podcast player still has the option for you to subscribe, then you're not subscribed. So click the damn button and we'll shut up already.

The Lost Episode! In our original, we discussed life as an artist during Covid-19, coping with Passover and Lent and all the feels while trapped like germs in a petri dish. It's not all doom and gloom. This one has candy! Reposting this episode that was briefly tainted by, then sanitized safe from Covid-19. If you missed it, enjoy. If you've heard it, enjoy it again. Or maybe share it with someone you love. Would it kill you to talk to another person? I mean really. Join the conversation, connect with us online (on Facebook, our private group is called BrillObs Squad (#BrillObsSquad) and share your love for the Brilliant Observations Podcast with a friend. It's a comedy friendship conversation that keeps it real, laughs at life and always finds the sunny side. Our goal this month is to add one new subscriber each day. Will that be you Dear Listener? If you have an iPhone just ask Siri to "subscribe to Brilliant Observations podcast for free." Or preserve the economy for human jobs and do it yourself. Visit Apple iTunes and search Podcasts for Brilliant Observations, then under the show graphic, click Subscribe. You can get the same job done on Spotify, if that's your jam. Open Spotify, search Brilliant Observations, and when you see a Follow button, click it. HELP US SPREAD THE WORD! We'd love it if you could please share #BrilliantObservations with your twitter followers. Click here to post a tweet! If you loved this episode #feel free to visit Apple Podcasts and leave us a glowing review #rate us 5 stars or subscribe! Ways to subscribe to Brilliant Observations Podcast Click here to subscribe via Apple Podcasts Click here to subscribe via RSS You can also subscribe via Stitcher Connect with Brilliant Observations Podcast Twitter: @listenbrilliant Twitter: @AmyFugazi Facebook: @listenbrilliant Facebook: @AmyFugaziBrilliantObservationsPodcast Instagram: @listenbrilliant Instagram: @AmyFugazi Email: [email protected] Facebook Fan Group: @BrillObsSquad #brilliantobservations #friendship #unscripted #nofilter #chatcast #conversation #conversational #lifestyle #ladies #friends #girlfriends #comedy #talk #chat #relatable #advice #badadvice #silly #fun #laughs #justforlaughs #stupid #snarky #unfiltered #uncensored #happiness #joy #life #love #friendship #community #besties #bestfriends #howtocope #multishowhost #wereinthistogether #food #foodie #foodies #passion #bellylaugh #joke #jokes #funny #coronavirus #novelcoronavirus #covid19 #covid-19 #travelban #socialdistancing #flatteningthecurve #fatteningthecurve brilliant observations, unscripted, no filter, chat cast, conversation, conversational, lifestyle, ladies, friends, girlfriends, comedy, talk, chat, relatable, advice, bad advice, silly, fun, laughs, just for laughs, stupid, snarky, unfiltered, uncensored, happiness, joy, life, love, friendship, community, besties, best friends, how to cope, we're in this together, food, foodie, foodies, passion, belly laugh, joke, jokes, funny, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, covid-19, covid 19, social distancing, flattening the curve, fattening the curve, dog If you're reading this, chances are you're enjoying Brilliant Observations. Why not rate us 5 stars and be sure to subscribe? It's as simple as clicking a button on your favorite podcast player, and it means you'll always get the freshest episode from us without even asking. All free. PRO TIP: just because you're listening now doesn't mean you're subscribed. Just because you listen every week doesn't mean you're subscribed. Honestly, if your podcast player still has the option for you to subscribe, then you're not subscribed. So click the damn button and we'll shut up already.

The Lost Episode! In our original, we asked: do Millennials ruin everything? To which the world answered, kinda. Featuring your favorite replay of Cowboy Twitter. Reposting this episode that was briefly tainted by, then sanitized safe from Covid-19. If you missed it, enjoy. If you've heard it, enjoy it again. Or maybe share it with someone you love. Would it kill you to talk to another person? I mean really. Join the conversation, connect with us online (on Facebook, our private group is called BrillObsPod Groupies #BrillObsPodGroupies) and share your love for the Brilliant Observations Podcast with a friend. It's a comedy friendship conversation that keeps it real, laughs at life and always finds the sunny side. Our goal this month is to add one new subscriber each day. Will that be you Dear Listener? If you have an iPhone just ask Siri to "subscribe to Brilliant Observations podcast for free." Or preserve the economy for human jobs and do it yourself. Visit Apple iTunes and search Podcasts for Brilliant Observations, then under the show graphic, click Subscribe. You can get the same job done on Spotify, if that's your jam. Open Spotify, search Brilliant Observations, and when you see a Follow button, click it. HELP US SPREAD THE WORD! We'd love it if you could please share #BrilliantObservations with your twitter followers. Click here to post a tweet! If you loved this episode #feel free to visit Apple Podcasts and leave us a glowing review #rate us 5 stars or subscribe! Ways to subscribe to Brilliant Observations Podcast Click here to subscribe via Apple Podcasts Click here to subscribe via RSS You can also subscribe via Stitcher Connect with Brilliant Observations Podcast Twitter: @listenbrilliant Twitter: @AmyFugazi Facebook: @listenbrilliant Facebook: @AmyFugaziBrilliantObservationsPodcast Instagram: @listenbrilliant Instagram: @AmyFugazi Email: [email protected] Facebook Fan Group: @BrillObs Squad #brilliantobservations #friendship #unscripted #nofilter #chatcast #conversation #conversational #lifestyle #ladies #friends #girlfriends #comedy #talk #chat #relatable #advice #badadvice #silly #fun #laughs #justforlaughs #stupid #snarky #unfiltered #uncensored #happiness #joy #life #love #friendship #community #besties #bestfriends #howtocope #multishowhost #wereinthistogether #food #foodie #foodies #passion #bellylaugh #joke #jokes #funny #coronavirus #novelcoronavirus #covid19 #covid-19 #travelban #socialdistancing #flatteningthecurve #fatteningthecurve brilliant observations, unscripted, no filter, chat cast, conversation, conversational, lifestyle, ladies, friends, girlfriends, comedy, talk, chat, relatable, advice, bad advice, silly, fun, laughs, just for laughs, stupid, snarky, unfiltered, uncensored, happiness, joy, life, love, friendship, community, besties, best friends, how to cope, we're in this together, food, foodie, foodies, passion, belly laugh, joke, jokes, funny, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, covid-19, covid 19, social distancing, flattening the curve, fattening the curve, dog If you're reading this, chances are you're enjoying Brilliant Observations. Why not rate us 5 stars and be sure to subscribe? It's as simple as clicking a button on your favorite podcast player, and it means you'll always get the freshest episode from us without even asking. All free. PRO TIP: just because you're listening now doesn't mean you're subscribed. Just because you listen every week doesn't mean you're subscribed. Honestly, if your podcast player still has the option for you to subscribe, then you're not subscribed. So click the damn button and we'll shut up already.

Listen up, Quitters! Missy digs deep with a sudden realization about giving up on things, habits, emotions, and yes, people that just might turn that L into a great big WIN. All that, plus mocking the physically fit. Why, what are you doing with your stay at home order? Skip the judgment and pass the donuts. It's Brilliant Observations.

What day is this? Oh, RIGHT. It's time to feel every single emotion simultaneously day. Join us as we process all the madness that is life in the slow, sad, solo lane — complete with noisy visits from suddenly emboldened wild animals. Join the conversation, connect with us online (on Facebook, our private group is called BrillObsPod Groupies #BrillObsPodGroupies) and share your love for the Brilliant Observations Podcast with a friend. It's a comedy friendship conversation that keeps it real, laughs at life and always finds the sunny side. Our goal this month is to add one new subscriber each day. Will that be you Dear Listener? If you have an iPhone just ask Siri to "subscribe to Brilliant Observations podcast for free." Or preserve the economy for human jobs and do it yourself. Visit Apple iTunes and search Podcasts for Brilliant Observations, then under the show graphic, click Subscribe. You can get the same job done on Spotify, if that's your jam. Open Spotify, search Brilliant Observations, and when you see a Follow button, click it. HELP US SPREAD THE WORD! We'd love it if you could please share #BrilliantObservations with your twitter followers. Click here to post a tweet! If you loved this episode #feel free to visit Apple Podcasts and leave us a glowing review #rate us 5 stars or subscribe! Ways to subscribe to Brilliant Observations Podcast Click here to subscribe via Apple Podcasts Click here to subscribe via RSS You can also subscribe via Stitcher Connect with Brilliant Observations Podcast Twitter: @listenbrilliant Twitter: @AmyFugazi Facebook: @listenbrilliant Facebook: @AmyFugaziBrilliantObservationsPodcast Instagram: @listenbrilliant Instagram: @AmyFugazi Email: [email protected] Facebook Fan Group: @BrillObsPod Groupies #brilliantobservations #friendship #unscripted #nofilter #chatcast #conversation #conversational #lifestyle #ladies #friends #girlfriends #comedy #talk #chat #relatable #advice #badadvice #silly #fun #laughs #justforlaughs #stupid #snarky #unfiltered #uncensored #happiness #joy #life #love #friendship #community #besties #bestfriends #howtocope #multishowhost #wereinthistogether #food #foodie #foodies #passion #bellylaugh #joke #jokes #funny #coronavirus #novelcoronavirus #covid19 #covid-19 #travelban #socialdistancing #flatteningthecurve #fatteningthecurve brilliant observations, unscripted, no filter, chat cast, conversation, conversational, lifestyle, ladies, friends, girlfriends, comedy, talk, chat, relatable, advice, bad advice, silly, fun, laughs, just for laughs, stupid, snarky, unfiltered, uncensored, happiness, joy, life, love, friendship, community, besties, best friends, how to cope, we're in this together, food, foodie, foodies, passion, belly laugh, joke, jokes, funny, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, covid-19, covid 19, social distancing, flattening the curve, fattening the curve, dog If you're reading this, chances are you're enjoying Brilliant Observations. Why not rate us 5 stars and be sure to subscribe? It's as simple as clicking a button on your favorite podcast player, and it means you'll always get the freshest episode from us without even asking. All free. PRO TIP: just because you're listening now doesn't mean you're subscribed. Just because you listen every week doesn't mean you're subscribed. Honestly, if your podcast player still has the option for you to subscribe, then you're not subscribed. So click the damn button and we'll shut up already.

With so much extra content, I got ahead of myself... and then fell behind. Thankfully, a few blessed fans reminded us both to look at a friggin calendar. Apologies, friends. Call it a covid-fart.

As if we didn't have enough to deal with, good ole Kenny Rogers up and cashed in his chips. (He always said you gotta know when to fold 'em.) Hear the shocking degree of investment Melissa has in the Gambler, while Interrupting Amy bumbles and stumbles her way through a handful of Kenny Rogers favorites. Sort of. Beyond that sad bit of news, we do our best to keep the topics light, the conversation flowing and the observations brilliant, just as you'd expect from your favorite comedy duo. With a little extra shade for the double-edged sword of Zoom meetings thrown in for good measure. It's all that and more on the latest sparkly installment of your friendly neighborhood podcast, Brilliant Observations. Remember gang, we're coming to you live from a global pandemic, so please excuse us if we're a little rough around the edges. And on that note. If you work in the health care field in any capacity, we see you. We're profoundly grateful for you. We're worried for you, and with you. We don't know how you do it. And we know you secretly don't think you can do it much longer. Truth? You've done enough already. You are an inspiration to the world just by getting out of bed each day (presuming you ever get the chance to sleep). So cry, drink, gorge, sleep, distract, hide, engage, yell, binge and zone all you want. There comes a point when you can do no more — and only you know when that is. Be mindful when it comes. All the love, appreciation and positive energy of the universe is flowing your way. Do whatever you can whenever you can to receive it. Thank you doesn't begin to cover it. But for now, it's all we've got. Thank. You. If you work in any of the industries currently keeping our society functioning, thank you for adding the extra burden of personal safety to your already too-long to do list. Working the cash register or stocking the shelves shouldn't require you to put your life and your family's lives on the line — and yet here we are. We promise not to take your sacrifice for granted. And as for you, dear listener, please know how much we love you and appreciate you. Even when you can't be bothered to listen to the show. We get it. Just wash your hands, guys. And please stay home as long as you can. We'll be here when you're ready. Join the conversation, connect with us online (on Facebook, our private group is called BrillObsPod Groupies #BrillObsPodGroupies) and share your love for the Brilliant Observations Podcast with a friend. It's a comedy friendship conversation that keeps it real, laughs at life and always finds the sunny side. Our goal this month is to add one new subscriber each day. Will that be you Dear Listener? If you have an iPhone just ask Siri to "subscribe to Brilliant Observations podcast for free." Or preserve the economy for human jobs and do it yourself. Visit Apple iTunes and search Podcasts for Brilliant Observations, then under the show graphic, click Subscribe. You can get the same job done on Spotify, if that's your jam. Open Spotify, search Brilliant Observations, and when you see a Follow button, click it. HELP US SPREAD THE WORD! We'd love it if you could please share #BrilliantObservations with your twitter followers. Click here to post a tweet! If you loved this episode #feel free to visit Apple Podcasts and leave us a glowing review #rate us 5 stars or subscribe! Ways to subscribe to Brilliant Observations Podcast Click here to subscribe via Apple Podcasts Click here to subscribe via RSS You can also subscribe via Stitcher Connect with Brilliant Observations Podcast Twitter: @listenbrilliant Twitter: @AmyFugazi Facebook: @listenbrilliant Facebook: @AmyFugaziBrilliantObservationsPodcast Instagram: @listenbrilliant Instagram: @AmyFugazi Email: [email protected] Facebook Fan Group: @BrillObsPod Groupies #brilliantobservations #friendship #unscripted #nofilter #chatcast #conversation #conversational #lifestyle #ladies #friends #girlfriends #comedy #talk #chat #relatable #advice #badadvice #silly #fun #laughs #justforlaughs #stupid #snarky #unfiltered #uncensored #happiness #joy #life #love #friendship #community #besties #bestfriends #howtocope #multishowhost #wereinthistogether #food #foodie #foodies #passion #bellylaugh #joke #jokes #funny #coronavirus #novelcoronavirus #covid19 #covid-19 #travelban #socialdistancing #flatteningthecurve #fatteningthecurve brilliant observations, unscripted, no filter, chat cast, conversation, conversational, lifestyle, ladies, friends, girlfriends, comedy, talk, chat, relatable, advice, bad advice, silly, fun, laughs, just for laughs, stupid, snarky, unfiltered, uncensored, happiness, joy, life, love, friendship, community, besties, best friends, how to cope, we're in this together, food, foodie, foodies, passion, belly laugh, joke, jokes, funny, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, covid-19, covid 19, social distancing, flattening the curve, fattening the curve, dog If you're reading this, chances are you're enjoying Brilliant Ob

Not gonna lie, kids. This covid thing is making us all a little skitchy. We take a stand on paper displays of affection — public displays of affliction? — throughout our respective neighborhoods and generally talk ourselves into a lockdown stupor. Good thing we round it all out with a trip in the 'Member When machine, courtesy of our boundless post-1970s network TV knowledge. So hunker down, listen up, and try to relax. We love you and appreciate you, dear listener. Even when you can't be bothered to listen to the show. We get it. Just wash your hands, guys. We'll be here when you're ready. Join the conversation, connect with us online (on Facebook, our private group is called BrillObsPod Groupies #BrillObsPodGroupies) and share your love for the Brilliant Observations Podcast with a friend. It's a comedy friendship conversation that keeps it real, laughs at life and always finds the sunny side. Our goal this month is to add one new subscriber each day. Will that be you Dear Listener? If you have an iPhone just ask Siri to "subscribe to Brilliant Observations podcast for free." Or preserve the economy for human jobs and do it yourself. Visit Apple iTunes and search Podcasts for Brilliant Observations, then under the show graphic, click Subscribe. You can get the same job done on Spotify, if that's your jam. Open Spotify, search Brilliant Observations, and when you see a Follow button, click it. HELP US SPREAD THE WORD! We'd love it if you could please share #BrilliantObservations with your twitter followers. Click here to post a tweet! If you loved this episode #feel free to visit Apple Podcasts and leave us a glowing review #rate us 5 stars or subscribe! Ways to subscribe to Brilliant Observations Podcast Click here to subscribe via Apple Podcasts Click here to subscribe via RSS You can also subscribe via Stitcher Connect with Brilliant Observations Podcast Twitter: @listenbrilliant Twitter: @AmyFugazi Facebook: @listenbrilliant Facebook: @AmyFugaziBrilliantObservationsPodcast Instagram: @listenbrilliant Instagram: @AmyFugazi Email: [email protected] Facebook Fan Group: @BrillObsPod Groupies #brilliantobservations #friendship #unscripted #nofilter #chatcast #conversation #conversational #lifestyle #ladies #friends #girlfriends #comedy #talk #chat #relatable #advice #badadvice #silly #fun #laughs #justforlaughs #stupid #snarky #unfiltered #uncensored #happiness #joy #life #love #friendship #community #besties #bestfriends #howtocope #multishowhost #wereinthistogether #food #foodie #foodies #passion #bellylaugh #joke #jokes #funny #coronavirus #novelcoronavirus #covid19 #covid-19 #travelban #socialdistancing #flatteningthecurve #fatteningthecurve brilliant observations, unscripted, no filter, chat cast, conversation, conversational, lifestyle, ladies, friends, girlfriends, comedy, talk, chat, relatable, advice, bad advice, silly, fun, laughs, just for laughs, stupid, snarky, unfiltered, uncensored, happiness, joy, life, love, friendship, community, besties, best friends, how to cope, we're in this together, food, foodie, foodies, passion, belly laugh, joke, jokes, funny, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, covid-19, covid 19, social distancing, flattening the curve, fattening the curve, dog If you're reading this, chances are you're enjoying Brilliant Observations. Why not rate us 5 stars and be sure to subscribe? It's as simple as clicking a button on your favorite podcast player, and it means you'll always get the freshest episode from us without even asking. All free. PRO TIP: just because you're listening now doesn't mean you're subscribed. Just because you listen every week doesn't mean you're subscribed. Honestly, if your podcast player still has the option for you to subscribe, then you're not subscribed. So click the damn button and we'll shut up already.

Neighbor Rage | Brilliant Observations Podcast 131Coronavirus Bonus Episode! What's more fun than a bucket of rocks? Throwing them at your bat sh*t neighbor. It's a Social Distancing, Shelter-In-Place BONUS edition of Brilliant Observations, courtesy of the worldwide pandemic known as Melissa's Crazy Neighbor. Join us as we jump head first into an old-fashioned rock fight (only with words). Spoiler Alert: she friggin' deserves it. Recorded on St. Patrick's Day from our top secret social distancing certified locations, Missy and Amy used their homebound time to squeeze out another episode just for you. In addition to hating on the Bitch Next Door, we make a few covid-based predictions. Wanna see how they stand up? Give us a listen. Stay safe out there, gang. We love you more than you think. So wash your hands, then press play. We invite you to join the conversation, connect with us online (on Facebook, our private group is called BrillObsPod Groupies #BrillObsPodGroupies) and share your love for the Brilliant Observations Podcast with a friend. It's a comedy friendship conversation that keeps it real, laughs at life and always finds the sunny side. Our goal this month is to add one new subscriber each day. Will that be you Dear Listener? If you have an iPhone just ask Siri to "subscribe to Brilliant Observations podcast for free." Or preserve the economy for human jobs and do it yourself. Visit Apple iTunes and search Podcasts for Brilliant Observations, then under the show graphic, click Subscribe. You can get the same job done on Spotify, if that's your jam. Open Spotify, search Brilliant Observations, and when you see a Follow button, click it. HELP US SPREAD THE WORD! We'd love it if you could please share #BrilliantObservations with your twitter followers. Click here to post a tweet! If you loved this episode #feel free to visit Apple Podcasts and leave us a glowing review #rate us 5 stars or subscribe! Ways to subscribe to Brilliant Observations Podcast Click here to subscribe via Apple Podcasts Click here to subscribe via RSS You can also subscribe via Stitcher Connect with Brilliant Observations Podcast Twitter: @listenbrilliant Twitter: @AmyFugazi Facebook: @listenbrilliant Facebook: @AmyFugaziBrilliantObservationsPodcast Instagram: @listenbrilliant Instagram: @AmyFugazi Email: [email protected] Facebook Fan Group: @BrillObsPod Groupies #brilliantobservations #friendship #unscripted #nofilter #chatcast #conversation #conversational #lifestyle #ladies #friends #girlfriends #comedy #talk #chat #relatable #advice #badadvice #silly #fun #laughs #justforlaughs #stupid #snarky #unfiltered #uncensored #happiness #joy #life #love #friendship #community #besties #bestfriends #howtocope #multishowhost #wereinthistogether #food #foodie #foodies #passion #bellylaugh #joke #jokes #funny #coronavirus #novelcoronavirus #covid19 #covid-19 #travelban #socialdistancing #flatteningthecurve #fatteningthecurve #grammardragon #lockdown #schoolsoutforsummer brilliant observations, unscripted, no filter, chat cast, conversation, conversational, lifestyle, ladies, friends, girlfriends, comedy, talk, chat, relatable, advice, bad advice, silly, fun, laughs, just for laughs, stupid, snarky, unfiltered, uncensored, happiness, joy, life, love, friendship, community, besties, best friends, how to cope, we're in this together, food, foodie, foodies, passion, belly laugh, joke, jokes, funny, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, covid-19, covid 19, social distancing, flattening the curve, fattening the curve, dog If you're reading this, chances are you're enjoying Brilliant Observations. Why not rate us 5 stars and be sure to subscribe? It's as simple as clicking a button on your favorite podcast player, and it means you'll always get the freshest episode from us without even asking. All free. PRO TIP: just because you're listening now doesn't mean you're subscribed. Just because you listen every week doesn't mean you're subscribed. Honestly, if your podcast player still has the option for you to subscribe, then you're not subscribed. So click the damn button and we'll shut up already.

Talk about social distancing... What do you do with a neighbor who throws rocks at your dog BEFORE we even start to quarantine? Gear up for a bumpy fence line, kids, it's going to be a loooong shelter in place. It's the Hatfields and the McCoys, presuming one of those families was Blameless and the other was Effing Crazy. Hear the whole unbelievable tale as Missy describes her Neighbor From Hell. Then, we shift gears to something even more disturbing as Missy details what prompted her latest veterinary visit. Hint: it's two bodily functions in one! Round it all out with a massive case of Italian Girl Hair and you've got an all-new, Covid-19 Quarantine version of Brilliant Observations Podcast, your favorite friendship comedy conversation. We invite you to join the conversation, connect with us online (on Facebook, our private group is called BrillObsPod Groupies #BrillObsPodGroupies) and share your love for the Brilliant Observations Podcast with a friend. It's a comedy friendship conversation that keeps it real, laughs at life and always finds the sunny side. Our goal this month is to add one new subscriber each day. Will that be you Dear Listener? If you have an iPhone just ask Siri to "subscribe to Brilliant Observations podcast for free." Or preserve the economy for human jobs and do it yourself. Visit Apple iTunes and search Podcasts for Brilliant Observations, then under the show graphic, click Subscribe. You can get the same job done on Spotify, if that's your jam. Open Spotify, search Brilliant Observations, and when you see a Follow button, click it. HELP US SPREAD THE WORD! We'd love it if you could please share #BrilliantObservations with your twitter followers. Click here to post a tweet! If you loved this episode #feel free to visit Apple Podcasts and leave us a glowing review #rate us 5 stars or subscribe! Ways to subscribe to Brilliant Observations Podcast Click here to subscribe via Apple Podcasts Click here to subscribe via RSS You can also subscribe via Stitcher Connect with Brilliant Observations Podcast Twitter: @listenbrilliant Twitter: @AmyFugazi Facebook: @listenbrilliant Facebook: @AmyFugaziBrilliantObservationsPodcast Instagram: @listenbrilliant Instagram: @AmyFugazi Email: [email protected] Facebook Fan Group: @BrillObsPod Groupies #brilliantobservations #friendship #unscripted #nofilter #chatcast #conversation #conversational #lifestyle #ladies #friends #girlfriends #comedy #talk #chat #relatable #advice #badadvice #silly #fun #laughs #justforlaughs #stupid #snarky #unfiltered #uncensored #happiness #joy #life #love #friendship #community #besties #bestfriends #howtocope #multishowhost #wereinthistogether #food #foodie #foodies #passion #bellylaugh #joke #jokes #funny #coronavirus #novelcoronavirus #covid19 #covid-19 #travelban #grammardragon #socialdistancing #socialdistance #quarantine #shelterinplace #neighborrage #peaceofmind brilliantobservations, unscripted, nofilter, chatcast, conversation, conversational, lifestyle, ladies, friends, girlfriends, comedy, talk, chat, relatable, advice, badadvice, silly, fun, laughs, justforlaughs, stupid, snarky, unfiltered, uncensored, happiness, joy, life, love, friendship, community, besties, bestfriends, howtocope, multishowhost, wereinthistogether, food, foodie, foodies, passion, bellylaugh, joke, jokes, coronavirus, novelcoronavirus, covid-19, covid19, quarantine, shelterinplace, stayhome, neighborrage If you're reading this, chances are you're enjoying Brilliant Observations. Why not rate us 5 stars and be sure to subscribe? It's as simple as clicking a button on your favorite podcast player, and it means you'll always get the freshest episode from us without even asking. All free. PRO TIP: just because you're listening now doesn't mean you're subscribed. Just because you listen every week doesn't mean you're subscribed. Honestly, if your podcast player still has the option for you to subscribe, then you're not subscribed. So click the damn button and we'll shut up already.

My Hero & Covid-19 | Brilliant Observation Podcast 129Novel Coronavirus Quiz: Should You Stay or Should You Go? If you thought the novel coronavirus was confusing, imagine how you'll feel when Missy's Mom unexpectedly pays her a high (and seemingly honest) compliment. We frankly can't wrap our heads around either idea. Listen for the latest as the Mother of All Brilliants lays bare her thoughts and feelings for her darling daughter, courtesy of a fill-in-the-blank "How Do I Love Thee" quiz. Then, Missy and Amy join the quiz-taking fun and use a handy checklist to decide whether traveling for spring break makes even the slightest bit of sense. Find that Novel Coronavirus content at minute 1:02:00 — it's a post-show bonus that we included right at the end. We invite you to join the conversation, connect with us online (on Facebook, our private group is called BrillObsPod Groupies #BrillObsPodGroupies) and share your love for the Brilliant Observations Podcast with a friend. It's a comedy friendship conversation that keeps it real, laughs at life and always finds the sunny side. Our goal this month is to add one new subscriber each day. Will that be you Dear Listener? If you have an iPhone just ask Siri to "subscribe to Brilliant Observations podcast for free." Or preserve the economy for human jobs and do it yourself. Visit Apple iTunes and search Podcasts for Brilliant Observations, then under the show graphic, click Subscribe. You can get the same job done on Spotify, if that's your jam. Open Spotify, search Brilliant Observations, and when you see a Follow button, click it. HELP US SPREAD THE WORD! We'd love it if you could please share #BrilliantObservations with your twitter followers. Click here to post a tweet! If you loved this episode #feel free to visit Apple Podcasts and leave us a glowing review #rate us 5 stars or subscribe! Ways to subscribe to Brilliant Observations Podcast Click here to subscribe via Apple Podcasts Click here to subscribe via RSS You can also subscribe via Stitcher Connect with Brilliant Observations Podcast Twitter: @listenbrilliant Twitter: @AmyFugazi Facebook: @listenbrilliant Facebook: @AmyFugaziBrilliantObservationsPodcast Instagram: @listenbrilliant Instagram: @AmyFugazi Email: [email protected] Facebook Fan Group: @BrillObsPod Groupies #brilliantobservations #friendship #unscripted #nofilter #chatcast #conversation #conversational #lifestyle #ladies #friends #girlfriends #comedy #talk #chat #relatable #advice #badadvice #silly #fun #laughs #justforlaughs #stupid #snarky #unfiltered #uncensored #happiness #joy #life #love #friendship #community #besties #bestfriends #howtocope #multishowhost #wereinthistogether #food #foodie #foodies #passion #bellylaugh #joke #jokes #funny #coronavirus #novelcoronavirus #covid19 #covid-19 #travelban #grammardragon #podernfamily #shepodcasts #ladypodsquad brilliantobservations, unscripted, nofilter, chatcast, conversation, conversational, lifestyle, ladies, friends, girlfriends, comedy, talk, chat, relatable, advice, badadvice, silly, fun, laughs, justforlaughs, stupid, snarky, unfiltered, uncensored, happiness, joy, life, love, friendship, community, besties, bestfriends, howtocope, multishowhost, wereinthistogether, food, foodie, foodies, passion, bellylaugh, joke, jokes, coronavirus, novelcoronavirus, covid-19, covid19 If you're reading this, chances are you're enjoying Brilliant Observations. Why not rate us 5 stars and be sure to subscribe? It's as simple as clicking a button on your favorite podcast player, and it means you'll always get the freshest episode from us without even asking. All free. PRO TIP: just because you're listening now doesn't mean you're subscribed. Just because you listen every week doesn't mean you're subscribed. Honestly, if your podcast player still has the option for you to subscribe, then you're not subscribed. So click the damn button and we'll shut up already.

Potatoes are not suppositories. If that's where we start, you can imagine where the conversation flows on the latest episode of your favorite comedy conversation podcast, Brilliant Observations. In Tales of the Male Tail, Part 2, Missy unpacks the surprise popularity of inserting cold potatoes into one's rectum. Hint: don't. From there, we move on to the sheer stupidity of the Skull Challenge, followed by a rousing round of "how did we get here," the parenting edition. Ethan is propositioned by a friend, Petey receives unexpected nudes and Rocco receives the news of his life. All that, plus the #GrammarDragon returns, waitstaff behaving badly and Spoiler Alert: the Hallmark Channel dashes all of Melissa's hopes and dreams (again). Sound familiar? We invite you to join the conversation, connect with us online (on Facebook, our private group is called BrillObsPod Groupies #BrillObsPodGroupies) and share your love for the Brilliant Observations Podcast with a friend. It's a comedy friendship conversation that keeps it real, laughs at life and always finds the sunny side. Our goal this month is to add one new subscriber each day. Will that be you Dear Listener? If you have an iPhone just ask Siri to "subscribe to Brilliant Observations podcast for free." Or preserve the economy for human jobs and do it yourself. Visit Apple iTunes and search Podcasts for Brilliant Observations, then under the show graphic, click Subscribe. You can get the same job done on Spotify, if that's your jam. Open Spotify, search Brilliant Observations, and when you see a Follow button, click it. HELP US SPREAD THE WORD! We'd love it if you could please share #BrilliantObservations with your twitter followers. Click here to post a tweet! If you loved this episode #feel free to visit Apple Podcasts and leave us a glowing review #rate us 5 stars or subscribe! Ways to subscribe to Brilliant Observations Podcast Click here to subscribe via Apple Podcasts Click here to subscribe via RSS You can also subscribe via Stitcher Connect with Brilliant Observations Podcast Twitter: @listenbrilliant Twitter: @AmyFugazi Facebook: @listenbrilliant Facebook: @AmyFugaziBrilliantObservationsPodcast Instagram: @listenbrilliant Instagram: @AmyFugazi Email: [email protected] Facebook Fan Group: @BrillObsPod Groupies #brilliantobservations #friendship #unscripted #nofilter #chatcast #conversation #conversational #lifestyle #ladies #friends #girlfriends #comedy #talk #chat #relatable #advice #badadvice #silly #fun #laughs #justforlaughs #stupid #snarky #unfiltered #uncensored #happiness #joy #life #love #friendship #community #besties #bestfriends #howtocope #multishowhost #wereinthistogether #food #foodie #foodies #passion #bellylaugh #joke #jokes #funny #analpotatoes #facts #foodporn #raw #NSFW #sex #sexting #nudes #sexytime #grammardragon brilliantobservations, unscripted, nofilter, chatcast, conversation, conversational, lifestyle, ladies, friends, girlfriends, comedy, talk, chat, relatable, advice, badadvice, silly, fun, laughs, justforlaughs, stupid, snarky, unfiltered, uncensored, happiness, joy, life, love, friendship, community, besties, bestfriends, howtocope, multishowhost, wereinthistogether, food, foodie, foodies, passion, bellylaugh, joke, jokes If you're reading this, chances are you're enjoying Brilliant Observations. Why not rate us 5 stars and be sure to subscribe? It's as simple as clicking a button on your favorite podcast player, and it means you'll always get the freshest episode from us without even asking. All free. PRO TIP: just because you're listening now doesn't mean you're subscribed. Just because you listen every week doesn't mean you're subscribed. Honestly, if your podcast player still has the option for you to subscribe, then you're not subscribed. So click the damn button and we'll shut up already.

What's better than a vagicle? How about a chocolate boob? Good news, dear listener! In this episode of your favorite chat podcast, Melissa and Amy serve up BOTH! It all starts when Amy accidentally drops a poop-shaped chocolate blob betwixt her breasts at a formal event (and puts the FUN in fundraiser). You'd think she would have noticed with all the accidental flapping, courtesy of a complete fail of her beloved "tit tape." She then proceeds to cop a feel at a table full of complete strangers before lighting the bread bowl on fire. All in all… it's just a typical black tie gala. In normal news, Missy flip her lid — cliterally — with tales of her brand new albeit slightly used inversion table. Follow that up with a mouth-watering pancake board, custom flavor hamantaschen and (you guessed it!) public child beating. Must be Brilliant Observations! We invite you to join the conversation — warts and all — and share your love for Brilliant Observations with a friend. It's a comedy chat conversation podcast that keeps it real, laughs at life and always finds the sunny side. If you're reading this, chances are you're enjoying Brilliant Observations. Why not subscribe? It's as simple as clicking a button on your favorite podcast player, and it means you'll always get the freshest episode from us without even asking. All free. PRO TIP: just because you're listening now doesn't mean you're subscribed. Just because you listen every week doesn't mean you're subscribed. Honestly, if your podcast player still has the option for you to subscribe, then you're not subscribed. So click the damn button and we'll shut up already. HELP US SPREAD THE WORD! We'd love it if you could please share #BrilliantObservations with your twitter followers. Click here to post a tweet! If you loved this episode #feel free to visit Apple Podcasts and leave us a glowing review #rate us 5 stars or subscribe! Ways to subscribe to Brilliant Observations Podcast Click here to subscribe via Apple Podcasts Click here to subscribe via RSS You can also subscribe via Stitcher Connect with Brilliant Observations Podcast Twitter: @listenbrilliant Twitter: @AmyFugazi Facebook: @listenbrilliant Facebook: @AmyFugaziBrilliantObservationsPodcast Instagram: @listenbrilliant Instagram: @AmyFugazi Email: [email protected] Facebook Fan Group: @BrillObsPod Groupies #brilliantobservations #unscripted #nofilter #chatcast #conversation #conversational #lifestyle #ladies #friends #girlfriends #comedy #talk #chat #relatable #advice #badadvice #silly #fun #laughs #justforlaughs #stupid #snarky #unfiltered #uncensored #happiness #joy #life #love #friendship #community #besties #bestfriends #howtocope #multishowhost #wereinthistogether #food #foodie #foodies #passion #bellylaugh #joke #jokes #gala #diabetes #boobs #vagicle #vampirefacial #fundraising #tittape #inversionboard #inversiontherapy #badback Our goal this month is to add one new subscriber each day. Will that be you Dear Listener? If you have an iPhone just ask Siri to "subscribe to Brilliant Observations podcast for free." Or preserve the economy for human jobs and do it yourself. Visit Apple iTunes and search Podcasts for Brilliant Observations, then under the show graphic, click Subscribe. You can get the same job done on Spotify, if that's your jam. Open Spotify, search Brilliant Observations, and when you see a Follow button, click it.

Hard N'oitch | Brilliant Observation Podcast 126Penis Beacon, Facebook Flooding and Doggy Nose Juice Wanna take your Facebook page from 82 followers to 1,764 in four days? Use the hashtag #porn in your podcast! Listen with horror as Amy unwittingly sends a #PenisBeacon into the airwaves, and receives cliterally hundreds of international masturbation videos in return. (And thus our new favorite word was born… #Noitch!) Listen and laugh as Melissa takes eye boogies to the next level with an accidental mouthful of dog snot. Then, Missy goes under the microscope and agrees to submit to a multiple choice version of WWMD. Try the play-at-home game at 16personalities.com, or skip the effort and just agree to stay at home in your night pants. All this, plus soft-ish Pine Bros, the unknown penis and surprise eye violations. Must be Brilliant Observations! We invite you to join the conversation — warts and all — and share your love for Brilliant Observations with a friend. It's a comedy chat conversation podcast that keeps it real, laughs at life and always finds the sunny side. If you're reading this, chances are you're enjoying Brilliant Observations. Why not subscribe? It's as simple as clicking a button on your favorite podcast player, and it means you'll always get the freshest episode from us without even asking. All free. PRO TIP: just because you're listening now doesn't mean you're subscribed. Just because you listen every week doesn't mean you're subscribed. Honestly, if your podcast player still has the option for you to subscribe, then you're not subscribed. So click the damn button and we'll shut up already. HELP US SPREAD THE WORD! We'd love it if you could please share #BrilliantObservations with your twitter followers. Click here to post a tweet! If you loved this episode #feel free to visit Apple Podcasts and leave us a glowing review #rate us 5 stars or subscribe! Ways to subscribe to Brilliant Observations Podcast Click here to subscribe via Apple Podcasts Click here to subscribe via RSS You can also subscribe via Stitcher Connect with Brilliant Observations Podcast Twitter: @listenbrilliant Twitter: @AmyFugazi Facebook: @listenbrilliant Facebook: @AmyFugaziBrilliantObservationsPodcast Instagram: @listenbrilliant Instagram: @AmyFugazi Email: [email protected] Facebook Fan Group: @BrillObsPod Groupies #brilliantobservations #unscripted #nofilter #chatcast #conversation #conversational #lifestyle #ladies #friends #girlfriends #comedy #talk #chat #relatable #advice #badadvice #silly #fun #laughs #justforlaughs #stupid #snarky #unfiltered #uncensored #happiness #joy #life #love #friendship #community #besties #bestfriends #howtocope #multishowhost #wereinthistogether #food #foodie #foodiese #passion #bellylaugh #joke #jokes #outsideMelissasBox #unpackthatbox #followmetofitness #accountability #accountable #facts #foodporn #asmr #asmrtist #morbidlyobese #cannolicrunch #athleticadjacent brilliantobservations, unscripted, nofilter, chatcast, conversation, conversational, lifestyle, ladies, friends, girlfriends, comedy, talk, chat, relatable, advice, badadvice, silly, fun, laughs, justforlaughs, stupid, snarky, unfiltered, uncensored, happiness, joy, life, love, friendship, community, besties, bestfriends, howtocope, multishowhost, wereinthistogether, food, foodie, foodies, passion, bellylaugh, joke, jokes Our goal this month is to add one new subscriber each day. Will that be you Dear Listener? If you have an iPhone just ask Siri to "subscribe to Brilliant Observations podcast for free." Or preserve the economy for human jobs and do it yourself. Visit Apple iTunes and search Podcasts for Brilliant Observations, then under the show graphic, click Subscribe. You can get the same job done on Spotify, if that's your jam. Open Spotify, search Brilliant Observations, and when you see a Follow button, click it.

Sh*tting Rainbows | Brilliant Observations Podcast 125Money, Milkshakes, Beauty Pageants and Porn It's the humiliation episode, friends! Listen with judgy fascination as Missy shares tales of friends who Sh*t Rainbows, enjoy perfectly sparkly little lives and somehow still don't find what they're looking for. Then, things take a turn after a tough week as Amy's train falls off the rails (again) and heads straight into a drive-thru. Hear the whole sordid affair as her Milkshake drags all the boys to the car, literally. If that's not embarrassing enough, darling Melissa asks the world's most innocent question about what might make you feel embarrassed if someone else knew, and for some reason Amy answers it in endless, honest detail. Listen with horror as Amy inexplicably bares her charred and blackened financial soul. Why? Because that's what friends do, friends. They tell each other scary things, and then they listen. So if you're a regular just-trying-to-make-it-in-this-hard-cold-world person, we invite you to join the conversation — warts and all — and share your love for Brilliant Observations with a friend. It's a comedy chat conversation podcast that keeps it real, laughs at life and always finds the sunny side. If you're reading this, chances are you're enjoying Brilliant Observations. Why not subscribe? It's as simple as clicking a button on your favorite podcast player, and it means you'll always get the freshest episode from us without even asking. All free. PRO TIP: just because you're listening now doesn't mean you're subscribed. Just because you listen every week doesn't mean you're subscribed. Honestly, the experience won't change on your end (it will only get easier, since content will always be there waiting for you). But subscribing makes a big difference to us, and you'd really be helping us if you could subscribe today. It's a nerdy little thing, but when you subscribe, our distribution overlords prioritize our show higher on their secret lists. More subscribers means more exposure for us. So don't question it. Just do it. And thanks for the lift. HELP US SPREAD THE WORD! We'd love it if you could please share #BrilliantObservations with your twitter followers. Click here to post a tweet! If you loved this episode #feel free to visit Apple Podcasts and leave us a glowing review #rate us 5 stars or subscribe! Ways to subscribe to Brilliant Observations Podcast Click here to subscribe via Apple Podcasts Click here to subscribe via RSS You can also subscribe via Stitcher Connect with Brilliant Observations Podcast Twitter: @listenbrilliant Twitter: @AmyFugazi Facebook: @listenbrilliant Facebook: @AmyFugaziBrilliantObservationsPodcast Instagram: @listenbrilliant Instagram: @AmyFugazi Email: [email protected] Facebook Fan Group: @BrillObsPod Groupies #brilliantobservations #unscripted #nofilter #chatcast #conversation #conversational #lifestyle #ladies #friends #girlfriends #comedy #talk #chat #relatable #advice #badadvice #silly #fun #laughs #justforlaughs #stupid #snarky #unfiltered #uncensored #happiness #joy #life #love #friendship #community #besties #bestfriends #howtocope #multishowhost #wereinthistogether #food #foodie #foodiese #passion #bellylaugh #joke #jokes #outsideMelissasBox #unpackthatbox #followmetofitness #accountability #accountable #facts #foodporn #asmr #asmrtist #morbidlyobese #cannolicrunch #athleticadjacent brilliantobservations, unscripted, nofilter, chatcast, conversation, conversational, lifestyle, ladies, friends, girlfriends, comedy, talk, chat, relatable, advice, badadvice, silly, fun, laughs, justforlaughs, stupid, snarky, unfiltered, uncensored, happiness, joy, life, love, friendship, community, besties, bestfriends, howtocope, multishowhost, wereinthistogether, food, foodie, foodies, passion, bellylaugh, joke, jokes Our goal this month is to add one new subscriber each day. Will that be you Dear Listener? If you have an iPhone just ask Siri to "subscribe to Brilliant Observations podcast for free." Or preserve the economy for human jobs and do it yourself. Visit Apple iTunes and search Podcasts for Brilliant Observations, then under the show graphic, click Subscribe. You can get the same job done on Spotify, if that's your jam. Open Spotify, search Brilliant Observations, and when you see a Follow button, click it.

Like fruit… a lot? We give #FoodPorn a whole new meaning in our latest Brilliant Observations comedy chat cast featuring cohosts and NSFW friends Melissa Brilliant and Amy Fugazi. We're talking bananas, banana peels, grapefruit holes, cannoli… and anything else you can think to use for that special sexy time (or lunch time, evidently). Follow that up with some mouthwatering ASMR courtesy of an insanely satisfying CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH and you're on your way to a gloriously pleasurable experience. If that isn't enough to get you all hot and bothered, we move on to a rousing discussion of personal accountability and self-flagellation (emphasis on the Flagellating. Flagellatio?). You get the point. We're saucy, snarky and we go there. Wanna come? Click play. Full disclosure: for those of you who have no idea what ASMR means, you're not alone. I actually had to look it up. Here t'is: Auto Meridian Sensory Response or ASMR is a fancy term for a phenomenon more affectionately known as"brain tingles which are triggered by certain sounds" and may or may not be accompanied by equally soothing visuals. Triggers range from specific sounds like a calligraphy pen writing on a piece of paper to personal attention scenarios like getting your hair cut. In almost every video the individual is whispering, and accentuating the smack of their lips. YouTubers known as ASMRtists create trigger videos to appeal to the community at large. While what they do may appear strange to some, favorite ASMRtists can garner millions of views on YouTube. Thanks for listening, kids. And please don't listen with your kids. Join the conversation and experience the chat cast comedy gold that is Brilliant Observations, your favorite chat conversation podcast. Our goal this month is to add one new subscriber each day. Will that be you Dear Listener? If you have an iPhone just ask Siri to "subscribe to Brilliant Observations podcast for free." Or preserve the economy for human jobs and do it yourself. Visit Apple iTunes, search Podcasts for Brilliant Observations, then under the show graphic, click Subscribe. On Spotify, search Brilliant Observations, then click Follow. HELP US SPREAD THE WORD! We'd love it if you could please share #BrilliantObservations with your twitter followers. Click here to post a tweet! If you loved this episode #feel free to visit Apple Podcasts and leave us a glowing review #rate us 5 stars or subscribe! Ways to subscribe to Brilliant Observations Podcast Click here to subscribe via Apple Podcasts Click here to subscribe via RSS You can also subscribe via Stitcher Connect with Brilliant Observations Podcast Twitter: @listenbrilliant Twitter: @AmyFugazi Facebook: @listenbrilliant Facebook: @AmyFugaziBrilliantObservationsPodcast Instagram: @listenbrilliant Instagram: @AmyFugazi Email: [email protected] Facebook Fan Group: @BrillObsPod Groupies #brilliantobservations #unscripted #nofilter #chatcast #conversation #conversational #lifestyle #ladies #friends #girlfriends #comedy #talk #chat #relatable #advice #badadvice #silly #fun #laughs #justforlaughs #stupid #snarky #unfiltered #uncensored #happiness #joy #life #love #friendship #community #besties #bestfriends #howtocope #multishowhost #wereinthistogether #food #foodie #foodiese #passion #bellylaugh #joke #jokes #outsideMelissasBox #unpackthatbox #followmetofitness #accountability #accountable #facts #foodporn #asmr #asmrtist #morbidlyobese #cannolicrunch #athleticadjacent brilliantobservations, unscripted, nofilter, chatcast, conversation, conversational, lifestyle, ladies, friends, girlfriends, comedy, talk, chat, relatable, advice, badadvice, silly, fun, laughs, justforlaughs, stupid, snarky, unfiltered, uncensored, happiness, joy, life, love, friendship, community, besties, bestfriends, howtocope, multishowhost, wereinthistogether, food, foodie, foodies, passion, bellylaugh, joke, jokes

New driver, who dis? No really, who dis, said the woman renewing her license who happens to be LEGALLY BLIND. Host Melissa Brilliant spins a horrifying tale of DMV-induced woe as she witnesses a mistake-in-the-making, while Amy Fugazi recaps a dog snoring, dog farting, dog keg pulling weekend away with her newest besties. It's friendship meets a mountain of madness, with a few laughs thrown in for good measure. Like what you hear? Click subscribe. Or follow. Or add. Or favorite. Or heart. Or whatever other silly option your favorite podcast player has chosen to make this really simple, really free process more convoluted for you and us to describe. Just find a button that does more than play, click it a few times, and an angel gets her wings. Join the conversation and experience the chat cast comedy gold that is Brilliant Observations, your favorite friendship focused, lovely lady conversation podcast. Our goal this month is to add one new subscriber each day. Will that be you, Dear Listener? If you have an iPhone, just ask Siri to "subscribe to Brilliant Observations podcast for free." Or preserve the economy for human jobs and do it yourself thusly: Visit Apple iTunes, search Podcasts for Brilliant Observations, then under the show graphic, click Subscribe. Visit Spotify, search Brilliant Observations, then click Follow. HELP US SPREAD THE WORD! We'd love it if you could please share #BrilliantObservations with your twitter followers. Click here to post a tweet! If you loved this episode #feel free to visit Apple Podcasts and leave us a glowing review #rate us 5 stars or subscribe! Ways to subscribe to Brilliant Observations Podcast Click here to subscribe via Apple Podcasts Click here to subscribe via RSS You can also subscribe via Stitcher Connect with Brilliant Observations Podcast Twitter: @listenbrilliant Twitter: @AmyFugazi Facebook: @listenbrilliant Facebook: @AmyFugaziBrilliantObservationsPodcast Instagram: @listenbrilliant Email: [email protected] Facebook Fan Group: @BrillObsPod Groupies #brilliantobservations #unscripted #nofilter #chatcast #conversation #conversational #lifestyle #ladies #friends #girlfriends #comedy #talk #chat #relatable #advice #badadvice #silly #fun #laughs #justforlaughs #stupid #snarky #unfiltered #uncensored #happiness #joy #life #love #friendship #community #besties #bestfriends #howtocope #multishowhost #wereinthistogether #food #foodie #foodiese #passion #bellylaugh #joke #jokes

Ever wonder what Gwyneth Paltrow's privates smell like? I sure didn't. Unfortunately for us both, the Goop Guru has answered all our unasked, self-involved questions once again with a whole new product designed to titillate and enrage. (She really is a lovely woman.) Follow that up with a rousing game of Guess Whose Dik Pick Is Coming To Dinner, and you've got a freewheeling episode chock full of awkward moments, shocking details and mixed genitalia. But don't worry, kids! Hosts Melissa Really-Is Brilliant and Amy Are-You-Kidding-Me Fugazi bring it back around with tales of their recent weekend getaway, dreams for a better future, and a scathing rebuke of a religious zealot hell-bent on thwarting his descent into sin with a very public yet very private prayer-filled airplane phone call. It's a lot for an hour. But you're worth it. Join the conversation and experience the delightfully unfiltered comedy chat cast that is Brilliant Observations. Our goal this month is to add one new subscriber each day. Will that be you Dear Listener? If you have an iPhone just ask Siri to "subscribe to Brilliant Observations podcast for free." Or preserve the economy for human jobs and do it yourself. Visit Apple iTunes and search Podcasts for Brilliant Observations, then under the show graphic, click Subscribe. On Spotify search Brilliant Observations then click Follow. HELP US SPREAD THE WORD! We'd love it if you could please share #BrilliantObservations with your twitter followers. Click here to post a tweet! If you loved this episode #feel free to visit Apple Podcasts and leave us a glowing review #rate us 5 stars or subscribe! Ways to subscribe to Brilliant Observations Podcast • Click here to subscribe via Apple Podcasts • Click here to subscribe via RSS • You can also subscribe via Stitcher Connect with Brilliant Observations Podcast Twitter: @listenbrilliant / / @AmyFugazi Facebook: @listenbrilliant / / @AmyFugaziBrilliantObservationsPodcast Instagram: @listenbrilliant Email: [email protected] Facebook Fan Group: @BrillObsPod Groupies #brilliantobservations #unscripted #nofilter #chatcast #conversation #conversational #lifestyle #ladies #friends #girlfriends #comedy #talk #chat #relatable #advice #badadvice #silly #fun #laughs #justforlaughs #stupid #snarky #unfiltered #uncensored #happiness #joy #life #love #friendship #community #besties #bestfriends #howtocope #multishowhost #wereinthistogether #food #foodie #foodiese #passion #bellylaugh #joke #jokes brilliantobservations, unscripted, nofilter, chatcast, conversation, conversational, lifestyle, ladies, friends, girlfriends, comedy, talk, chat, relatable, advice, badadvice, silly, fun, laughs, justforlaughs, stupid, snarky, unfiltered, uncensored, happiness, joy, life, love, friendship, community, besties, bestfriends, howtocope, multishowhost, wereinthistogether, food, foodie, foodies, passion, bellylaugh, joke, jokes

It's a Bonus Boogies Bonanza as Amy unwittingly discovers the joys of grooming the facial hair of a neighboring labradoodle. Follow that with some mouthwatering birthday party recipes and a drunken texting spree, and you've got the makings of a fine Friday night. It couldn't get any better if it was hand-delivered to your bedside in a thin-walled glass. Join the conversation and experience the chat cast comedy gold that is Brilliant Observations your favorite chat conversation podcast. Our goal this month is to add one new subscriber each day. Will that be you Dear Listener? If you have an iPhone just ask Siri to "subscribe to Brilliant Observations podcast for free." Or preserve the economy for human jobs and do it yourself. Visit Apple iTunes and search Podcasts for Brilliant Observations, then under the show graphic, click Subscribe. On Spotify search, Brilliant Observations then click Follow. HELP US SPREAD THE WORD! We'd love it if you could please share #BrilliantObservations with your twitter followers. Click here to post a tweet! If you loved this episode #feel free to visit Apple Podcasts and leave us a glowing review #rate us 5 stars or subscribe! Ways to subscribe to Brilliant Observations Podcast Click here to subscribe via Apple Podcasts Click here to subscribe via RSS You can also subscribe via Stitcher Connect with Brilliant Observations Podcast Twitter:@listenbrilliant/ /@AmyFugazi Facebook:@listenbrilliant/ /@AmyFugaziBrilliantObservationsPodcast Instagram:@listenbrilliant Email:[email protected] Facebook Fan Group:@BrillObsPod Groupies #brilliantobservations #unscripted #nofilter #chatcast #conversation #conversational #lifestyle #ladies #friends #girlfriends #comedy #talk #chat #relatable #advice #badadvice #silly #fun #laughs #justforlaughs #stupid #snarky #unfiltered #uncensored #happiness #joy #life #love #friendship #community #besties #bestfriends #howtocope #multishowhost #wereinthistogether #food #foodie #foodiese #passion #bellylaugh #joke #jokes

Melissa and Amy dive deep into holidays past… and delight as Stuart throws himself out of the frying pan and lands nut-first into the firey hot, soup-making, song-singing blender. (To be fair, the nut butter was extraordinarily smooth.) Listen in as your favorite chat cast covers holiday gifts and visits, sickness and health, selling Yeezy's, feeling sleazy, saving versus spending versus smoking versus what the hell were they smoking? Plus a handy list of sexy new shows for your streaming queue starring all the people who starred once in that thing you saw, you know, the one with the guy in it and that other girl, I think, from that show with all the jokes, and like a train? That's the one. It's a New York New Year's, Floridah Hannukah, ChristaMissy, quick look back plus a big leap forward kind of episode. We're grateful to be back, dearest Observers, and eagerly refreshing our email inboxes in hopes of hearing from you soon. Until next week — byyyeeeeee! Here's a list of all the Sexy People mentioned in this episode: Jessica Kupferman, @ShePodcasts Bonnie Frank, @WorkYourPodcast Akwafina (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm5377144/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0 ) Rob Lowe (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000507/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1 ) Eric Stolz (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000655/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0 ) James McAvoy (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0564215/ ) Rosario Dawson (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0206257/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0 ) Hugh Laurie (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0491402/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_6 ) Jon Favreau (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0269463/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0 ) The Mandalorian (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8111088/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1 ) Kevin James (The Zookeeper) (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0416673/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1 ) Cory Booker (https://corybooker.com ) Corey Haim (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000433/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1 ) Larry David (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0202970/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1 ) Jane Fonda (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000404/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0 ) Jessica Lange (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001448/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0 ) Ted Turner (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0877894/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1 ) Lily Tomlin (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005499/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0 ) Oprah Winfrey (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001856/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1 ) Logan Paul (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logan_Paul ) Kanye West (https://www.kanyewest.com ) Seth Green (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001293/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1 ) Mindy Kaling's TV boyfriend, Danny Castellano (Chris Messina) (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0582149/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t4 ) Simon Pegg (Shawn of the Dead) (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0670408/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1 ) Greta Gerwig (Little Women) (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1950086/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0 ) Lisa Rowe (Lovecraft Country) (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0746565/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0 ) Shows, Movies, Plays and Playlists mentioned in this episode: Crazy Rich Asians (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3104988/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1 ) Ocean's 8 (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5164214/ ) 911 (https://www.fox.com/9-1-1/?gclsrc=aw.ds&ds_rl=1264074&gclid=Cj0KCQiAr8bwBRD4ARIsAHa4YyLAbZYZDoefB6jl31-5S_CXTJXwA2Gg2nQtziI221YEX2ARdHFAlegaAi53EALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds ) The Bachelor (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0313038/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1 ) Avenue 5 (https://www.hbo.com/avenue-5?gclid=Cj0KCQiAr8bwBRD4ARIsAHa4YyLCrRgjJU21h3KfTMRDlIQpEqfQhIY63JYGMAOaG-J9NCE5xnpM_tAaAqNwEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds ) Breaking Bad (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0903747/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1 ) Better Call Saul (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3032476/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1 ) The Bold Type (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6116060/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1 ) Briar Patch (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8289758/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2 ) Rent (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1273675/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2 ) The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7569592/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1 ) Curb Your Enthusiasm (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0264235/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0 ) Grace and Frankie (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3609352/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1 ) Homeland (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1796960/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0 ) ET (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083866/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0 ) The Masked Singer (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7670568/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1 ) The Italian Job (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0317740/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1 ) About Time (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2194499/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_13 ) Hot Fuzz (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0425112/?ref_=nm_knf_i3 ) The Giant Mechanical Man (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1769363/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_35 ) To find us online, visit all the socials: Twitter: @listenbrilliant Twitter: @AmyFugazi Facebook: @listenbrilliant Facebook: @AmyFugaziBrilliantObservationsPodcast Facebook Fan Group:@BrillObsPod Groupies Instagram:@listenbrilliant Email: [email protected] Pinterest: /listenbrilliant

What are you looking at, listener? Melissa and Amy ask and answer one of the world's most infamous questions with a veritable smörgåsbord of viewing options. Browse their top picks for streaming, binging, videoing and voh-dee-oh-doh-ing your way through the last vestiges of 2019. Happy watching, perverts! Have an iPhone and want to subscribe? Just say this:"Hey, Siri, subscribe to Brilliant Observations Podcast for free, please." To find us online, visit all the socials: Twitter: @listenbrilliant Twitter: @AmyFugazi Facebook: /listenbrilliant Facebook: /AmyFugaziBrilliantObservationsPodcast Facebook Fan Group: @BrillObsPod Groupies Instagram: @listenbrilliant Email: [email protected] Pinterest: /listenbrilliant

Merriest of Christmas Memories from Brilliant Observations! On today's chat cast, we hear the tale of a REAL LIFE CLARK GRISWALD, complete with a nonsensically disastrous, everything-but-the-live-squirrel Christmas tree. Then, Missy recalls how Old Man Stuart resets the ticker on our "Days Since He Made A Mistake" wall counter. It's an episode of holiday disasters you won't want to miss, especially if you're still procrastinating taking down all those decorations. Join us for a noisy romp through holidays past on the 7th of our 8 FREE mini-episodes. Merry merry merry, our fine friends. We love you!

Happy Holidays from Brilliant Observations! On today's chat cast, co-hosts Melissa and Amy heat things up with a delicious exploration of the sweetest treats this side of 1942. Save the diet for next week and binge on family favorites from a bygone era...who knows. If you write-in with feedback, we might even send you some. Join us as we extend the holiday season one decadent bite at a time, on the 6th of our 8 FREE mini-episodes. Enjoy the Brilliance, friends. And Happy Hannukah!

Happy Holidays from Brilliant Observations! On today's chat cast, co-hosts Melissa and Amy discuss which of their college friends had (has?) a sexually-transmitted disease. Spoiler alert: it's not who you think. Plus continued hate for gender reveals, catching up with the college application madness, and embracing the future for students of all shapes and sizes. All this and more on the 5th of 8 FREE mini-episodes, all perfect for the holidays. Enjoy the Brilliance, friends. And Happy Hannukah!

Happy Holidays from Brilliant Observations! On today's chat cast, co-hosts Melissa and Amy discuss the unintended awkwardness of "have you lost weight?", courtesy of J.K. Rowling. Plus, Missy discovers an alarming misunderstanding of the phrase "Vegan leather." All this and more in our 4th of 8 FREE mini-episodes, all perfect for the holidays. Enjoy the Brilliance, friends. And Happy Hannukah!

Happy Holidays from Melissa & Amy! Today we explain the difference between a Snafu, Shit-show, and Cluster-fuck, plus a few other holiday chuckles for good measure. You're welcome. This is the 3rd of 8 mini-holiday episodes. Have a listen now or enjoy any time of year.

Happy Holidays from Melissa & Amy! Melissa shames her neighbors for selling used shorts online (as she should). Amy holds back nausea telling a particularly nasty fish meatball memory. And both ladies (term used loosely) find inspiration in the good deeds of others...including the Really Really Free Market pioneered by North Carolina artist Kathy Clark. This is the 2nd of 8 mini Holiday episodes, but really, this bonus content makes for good listening at any time of year. Join the conversation at BrilliantObservations.com.

Happy Holidays from Melissa & Amy! This is the 1st of 8 mini Holiday episodes. Are you financially unfaithful to your spouse? Melissa shows you how to deflect your partner's judgy looks and transform them into a pro-active guilt ray. Talk about a holiday win! We cover great shopping apps for your smart phone, do-gooder gift-giving web sites, and general holiday hilarity. Worth a listen any time of year!

What's the first rule of Geriatric Fight Club? We also have listener feedback and some holiday surprises. Let's connect! Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/listenbrilliant Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/listenbrilliant Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/listenbrilliant Email: [email protected]

Melissa gets a new computer. Josh Brolin burns his pucker. The Ladies go on a friend retreat. How do nine women go away for a weekend and not kill each other? Let's connect! Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/listenbrilliant Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/listenbrilliant Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/listenbrilliant Email: [email protected]

The ladies share their holiday joys. Family is crazy, but these families are crazier. Scented candles are dumb. All college apps are out and Amy looks for a way to celebrate. Let's connect! Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/listenbrilliant Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/listenbrilliant Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/listenbrilliant Email: [email protected]

Amy struggles with new application deadlines Melissa demands her kids get enough sleep Thanksgiving plans are upon us The cheese debate ignites! Which is better, a sex doll or a perfectly trained k9? Could you buy a $500 candle? Listener feedback Let's connect! Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/listenbrilliant Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/listenbrilliant Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/listenbrilliant Email: [email protected]

Melissa waits for cake What is the perfect gift for these crazy hosts? Stu's mitzvah minute Slang stymies these girls. What are you watching? Let's connect! Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/listenbrilliant Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/listenbrilliant Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/listenbrilliant Email: [email protected]

Thanksgiving in the '80s The attitude of gratitude A new Chic Fil A opened up What is micro-cheating? All are disgusted by TI's virginity test Let's connect! Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/listenbrilliant Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/listenbrilliant Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/listenbrilliant Email: [email protected]