Brant & Sherri Oddcast

Who Is the Guy with Sherri?, Give Us a Chance, There Is a God, Unoffendable, Deal Breaker, Our Podcast, The Shocking Thing in the Bible, Latitude Challenge, We Don't Know It All, Save the Alien Planet, No Executive Function, Paying for the Date Quotes: "The guy you have on the air is crazy. I don't know his name, but he's on with Sherri" "If you're at the hate stage of this show, give it some time" "If there is no God, I'm not sure what else matters" "Offense has become the new national past time" "You intentionally forgot the latitude" "The most shocking thing in the Bible is that God really wants to be with us"

Bad Tweet, McDonald's Special Sauce, Magna Carta Anniversary, Men Paying For A Date, What Not To Say To A Man, The Gift of a Fact on Valentine's Day, Naghmeh Abedini Birthday, Nagging in a Marriage, Our Father, Who To Trust, Rabbits Everywhere, Pay With Lovin' Quotes "I remember you making a dumb joke but I can't see it in your timeline" "In our grocery budget our the condiment line item amount is not $20,000" "My family will be having a make your own parchment party" "Do you realize how revolutionary it is to be able to address God as 'Daddy?'"

Pay With Loving, Mean Spirited Truth, How You Argue, Not Having 'THE" Comeback, National Days, Nationwide Super Bowl Commercial, Men Paying for the Date, Priority Access Brant, Super Bowl Predictions, Confronted By God Quotes: "In speaking truth, there's no reason to be mean spirited" "When arguing with someone find something to apologize for" "You need to call your mom if you want these fries" "Elmo has a birthday? Elmo was born?" "A woman should let a man pay for the check on the date he'll like you more" "There's a difference between attraction and affection"

The Super Bowl Ad, Helping the Seahawk Fans, Fast and Furious, Men and Women Are Different, Monkeys and the Price is Right, Lecrae in Details Magazine. Are We Dating?, What's Your Latitude, Follow and Block Brant Quotes: "Horses don't go out and defend dogs from wolves in the wild." "We're all pinning for Eden and restoration" "Would it work if I sat down with the characters from Fast Furious and said, 'what are we still furious about? Something happened to you guys.'" "How do you function not knowing what latitude you live at?" "Playing The Price is Right against a group of monkeys may seem like it won't make sense, but it will?" "God decides what matters and what has value and what doesn't"

Growing Up Spiritually, The Perfect Super Bowl Halftime Show, Super Bowl Predictions, Introverts in Church, Gourmet Food, Food Not Touching, The Dove Dad Commercial, Christians On My Team, Sizing People Up, Survival School, CURE International, Seahawks Enthusiasts, Super Bowl Trivia For People Who Don't Care Quotes: "When you get frustrated with some of your childish behavior, that's a good thing" "I'd like to make a bold Super Bowl prediction: The Green Packers are gonna win" "I sense my credibility meter going up" "I'd like to see a giant C.S. Lewis robot head" "You're not even registering what I'm saying because it's so boring. And that's to my advantage.'

13 Habits of Exceptionally Likeable People, Super Bowl Trivia for People Who Don't Really Care, Brant & the Flute, Bad Things Done in the Name of Religion, Fact Checking Brant, God Yearns For You, Geography Knowledge, 1300 Selfies, National Don't Return Brant's Email Day, National Have Fun At Work Day (Not!), God's Team, Billy Goat App Quotes: "Investigate Jesus himself and ask yourself is it possible he is who he said he is" "Dial it back a little. You're at a 10 we need you at about a 7" "God wants to be with us" "He's probably ripped like me and other flute playing dudes" "God already loves us. Absorb that. It's incredibly freeing"

Church Reality TV Shows, Religious Failings, Heeding Wisdom, Survival School, God's Favorite People, Super Bowl Halftime, Your Pastor Picks Your Wife, Arranged Marriages, Be Our Friend, Awards Ceremonies, What's Keeping You Awake, Gym Dudes and Their Shakes Quotes: "We don't all just go on to the dance floor and start doing the worm" "Jesus meets the standards for us and takes the burdens off our backs" "I've already thought through all the survival scenarios that can happen to you while you're watching the Super Bowl." "God identifies with the poor" "Instead of reshaping God to what I already thought he was, I need to reshape myself to what He actually is"

True Significance, Snow-i-cane, Sky Mall, WWJD, Save the Alien Planet, Looking at the Bible, Super Bowl Trivia for People Who Don't Really Care, Prayer, Brant and Amazon, When People Make You Mad Quotes: "If you are going to do something great in God's eyes it may involve a billion little mundane steps" "You don't sow and reap in the same season" "The Aliens don't have the budget for prizes" "Maybe God doesn't have to agree with you on everything" "Today has been a roller coaster of emotions for me because Sky Mall is closing" "I wanted to buy a giant bronze head of Bilbo Baggins"

Brant's Food Tip, Homeschooling, Freaked Out By a Look-a-Like, At the Bottom At The Gym, Playing Favorites, Height Instead of Name, Deflate-Gate, Andromeda, Atheist Because of Suffering, The Ideal Super Bowl Halftime Show, Ice Machines, The Gym Parking Lot Quotes: "I've been at gyms with mostly elderly people and I've never felt more alive." "You can't control humans" "God is beyond amazing" "Helplessness is a good place to be" "When something has been beaten into the ground, that's when I make my move" "The Patriots should have to replay their last game with a beach ball"

Naghmeh Abedini Meets with the President, WebMD Fears, God Loves Thick-Headed People, Shoving Plastic in Your Eyes Is Awesome, It's So Cold..., Talking On the Phone, Being Known, Enthusiastic Seahawks' Fans, Gladiator of Knowledge, Moving, Serving People, The Disturbing FB Hair Picture Quotes: "What galls me is that Sherri knows better" "People want to be known" "I'm moonwalking." "God loves thick-headed people" "You look simultaneously adorable and clearly unpopular" "Go to my FB page if you want to be disturbed by my hair"

National Hug Day, Men Clothes in a Box, The Woman at the Well, Good Complaints, Patriots and Cheating, Married Young, Being Single, It's So Cold..., Sitting Can Kill You, The Fish Comeback, There Is a God Quotes: "Brant, you're not the embodiment of all that is evil." "God's love has won me over." "Somehow we always think the chips are stacked against OUR team." "You cheated on your toothpick bridge?"

Naghmeh Abedini, When To Say Hi, The Awkward Jog of Gratitude, Misfits Welcome, It's So Cold..., Sci-Fi Question: IQ Points vs. Debt Relief, Not Feeling God, The Home Salon Quotes: "Just because you're not feeling God doesn't mean He's not there" "She wouldn't sprint to the door. There's something wrong with that woman." "The abominably snowman is use to the cold" "If you're on of the shiny Christians...align yourself quickly with the un-shiny people." "Humpty Dumpty was not an egg"

The Growing Popularity of Toast, Cure International in Niger, Avoiding God, The Missed Birthday Party Bill, Football and Prayer, Daddy/Daughter Tea, Advice Goats, Brant's Advice for Dads, The Hash Tag Study, "It's So Cold...", Gross Beards Quotes: "As a Dad, do whatever you can to free up time with your daughter...to know her through and through. Otherwise the culture will get its hands on her." "We're honored to have the Advice Goats here. They're schedule usually books fast." "There is an insidious campaign afoot...." "It's in loss that our character is revealed" "I'm gonna tell your mom" "Everyone is going to think I'm a hipster, I want to go back to being a dork"

The Heaven Book Sham, Martin Luther King Jr. Day, Evangelical Seattle Seahawks, Church Diversity Poll, FB Bragging, The Miracle Whip Scandal, Foodies, Gladiator of Knowledge, The Prodigal Son Quotes: "I think it's a good idea to be skeptical about most things" "I'm worried about Seattle fans" "If you could find it in your heart to forgive Sherri for what she's done" "When the culture is breaking down along racial lines, it would be nice if they could look to the church for an example" "Finally radio has a mid-western white guy on the show"

Pray For Wisdom, Downton Abbey Preaching, A "Show Falcon", Life Decisions, Too Many Showers, Brant's Church House, Who To Root For in the NFL, Brant Knows What You Look Like, Daily Faithfulness, Photoshop Brant, The Oscars and Such Quotes: "Wisdom is understanding the relevant value of things." "That's a proclamation time frame, right? "My wife thinks I should shower a lot." "If it's not obvious this show needs a falcon, then I don't know what to say." "Life is how you spend your day."

Goats Are Heroes, Expensive Weddings vs. Tough Marriage, Parents Mispronouncing, Stop Resisting God, Gym and Sorrow, Brant Eating Fries, Where You Put Your Weight, Epidemiology Quotes: "People go all out preparing for the wedding and not the marriage" "I love when parents mispronounce something and they refuse to be corrected. I can't wait to do that" "I changed your diapers. You can call that bread whatever you want" "You can spare yourself heartache by humbling yourself" "Goats are saving the world"

Awaking from a Coma, The 11-Box Organizational System, Feeling Overwhelmed, Physical Reactions to Not Having Your Phone, Andre Crouch, Honorary Doctorates, FB Narcissism, $500,000/month Rent Quotes: "If you're thinking there are no highlights in this show. You're wrong." "We're at our best when we're desperate and totally dependent on God." "I think $500,000/month may be little high for rent" "I have certified myself as an accrediting institution" "I think in ways that I think will benefit the world, but the world doesn't necessarily ask for it"

The Golden Globes...Late, Relevant Jesus, The Time Capsule Organizational System, Math Enhanced Social Skills, Justice and Calculus, The Messy Desk, The Charlie Hebdo Shooting Quotes: "Messy people are interesting. There's something fishy about organized people" "Jesus is TOO relevant" "God wants to rescue us, we should say "thank you." "I am the creator of the Time Capsule Organizational System"

Brant was asked to speak about his upcoming book Unoffendable at Windsor Road Christian Church, in Champaign, Illinois. Here's the whole thing, un-smoothness and all...

iPhone Social Prop, Brant Is Now Big Time, They're Not All the Same, Loving People, The Button Down Shirt, Snow Angels, Sherri's Awesome Hair, Emotional Beards, CURE International, Bible Characters, The Sport Coat, No Nuero-Ego, Not Productive, Too Much Chocolate Quotes: "My opinion matters more when I wear a sports coat." "In God's kingdom, things are upside down." "I can see God taking a big sigh." "The transitional phase of growing a beard is burdensome both emotionally and spiritually." "Sherri's rockin' It."

At The Hershey Lodge, Welcome Misfits, To the Losing Team...,Being Overconfident, Name Your Own College Bowl, Good Christian?, I Am Second, Does It Work?, Brant Hansen: Life Coach, Judgmental Quotes: "I don't want to smear brown stuff in my hair." "I love when I realize my total dependency on God" "They just want to know that a person is trying as hard as they are to be good." "I can tell you what you need to work on this year."

Gifts At Works, Grandma Gift Stalling Tactics, Our Christmas Party Video, The Easy Bake Oven Disappointment , Brant Stocking Shopping, Christmas Eve Traditions, Saeed Abedini Quotes: "Let's salute the customer service people on Christmas Eve" "Yes to the ceramic hippo" "I have the spiritual gift of accepting gifts" "Some people are like 'Elf' evangelists"

The Most Awesome Toy, A Profound Christmas Thought, Saeed Abedini, Survival School, If You're a Mess..., Mad Because You Haven't Seen It, The Year of Outrage, Training Yourself to Love, Brant's Christmas Shopping Quotes: "I've taken a survey of my self and it's unanimous." "Electric football is the greatest toy ever" "It's hard for us to wrap our heads around how profound Christmas is." "I should have been born in the time where there were human size penguins" "I'm gonna punch the polar bear in the stomach and then in the face."

Saeed Abedini, The Unforgettable Gift, Give Us A Chance, The Most Searched For Scripture in 2014, Brant Solving Holiday Conflicts, Brant's US News & World Report Article Quotes: "People called for my departure from this earth in various ways" "Your advice is quick and questionable." "Two Words: Bidding War" "People start out hating me and I hope to get them to at least neutral" "The number one section of scripture that people were looking for begins with 'don't be anxious'"

Saeed Abedini Paper Christmas Tree, Traveling People Tubes, The "Get Out" Christmas Ballad, The Joke Lab, Advice Goats, Sick Dog Quotes: "At the gas pump I fear utter humiliation" "The essence of ministry is serving and that means being unoffendable." "6 elves and crash their sleigh into the DMV..." "We may have to leave this up to THEY"

Bad Hair News, Exodus Movie Suggestion, Edible Christmas Decorations, Anxiety, Caroling with Brant, Eric Metaxas, Sport Man Purse, Give Us A Chance, Far As the Curse is Found Quotes: "Maybe for the next 'Bible Movie' get a producer or director that really likes God" "I thought my hair would go to a farm where it could play" "He comes to make His blessing flow, far as the curse is found." "People are taking my advice. Everyone is not mocking." "The word 'sport' on a bag means it's not a purse."

Brant talks about "Miracles" with the book's author, Eric Metaxas.

Saeed Abedini Letter, Brant Solves Holiday Conflict, Welcome Misfit, Tim Tebow Hospital, You are Welcome Here, Time People of the Year, Social Tips From Brant, People Believe Quotes: "Jesus was born into a place with filth around...it's not a subtle message" "The key to media is not listening" "Lauren's mom is right." "The similarities between be and Tim Tebow never end."

New Pizza Ideas, The Atlas Gift, They Wish it Were True, Sony Email Leaks and Morality, Save the Alien Planet, Fantasy Football Apology, "Heads": The New Sport, Prayer, Social Tips from Brant, Being Socially Awkward Quotes: "I've whined a lot about it" "People are yearning for everything the Bible says about Jesus to be true" "I think the movie Interstellar is still going on...I had to leave the theater" "Until the robots come. Please come."

Changing Diapers and God, Impossibility of Gift Wrapping, Advice Goats, Too Many Kids?, Love God/Love People, Holiday Eating Issues, New to the Show, Impulse Buying, Not Kids in College . Quotes: "I wish people didn't experience white hot rage before actually liking this show" "This whole Christmas thing is incredible news. God still wants us." "Target knows how to get ya." "My ideas are always shut down because of germs" "No other radio show has a team of Advice Goats." "Why do they make two flavor gum? Just pick one." "It's literally impossible for a man to wrap gifts."

The Penguin Video, Holiday Conflict, Not a Good Person, Changes in a Guy's Personality, What You Want for Christmas by Your Voice, Righteous Anger, Brant's Favorite Things, Generosity at Trader Joe's, Hawaii Wins, Deserving Brant Quotes: "Congratulations Hawaii you win everything" "The fellas and I work in the streets on manly motors on big motorcycles" "We all look like Cha Chi" "God can be trusted with anger. I can't be."

Kindness, Esther vs. LotR, Men What Puppets, Brant Solves Holiday Conflicts, Welcome to the Show, Rules of the Show, Giving Gift Cards, Being Generous, Save the Alien Planet, Not Getting Your Kids Everything Quotes: "A lot of people say 'Brant you're crazy.' You're wong." "Someone giving you a gift card for Christmas is a white flag that the relationship is over." "All men want puppets for Christmas." "There are a lot of similarities between the book of Esther and Lord of the Rings." "Radical Kindness for those who test your patience is counter cultural"

The Unexpected Gift, Rudolph Movie, Frosty the Snowman Movie, Family for Christmas, Kindness, Asperger's and Social Skills, It's A Wonderful Life, Flight Annoyance, Talking on a Flight, The Unsubtle Message of the Christmas Story, I Didn't "Reach" You, Not "Feeling" God, "Get Out" Christmas Song, Dog Gifts Quotes: "Nothing says Christmas like "Get Out"" "I implore you to reconsider Frosty the Snowman" "How can we get Brant into your social skills class? "The word Kindness describes the willingness to look out for the welfare of those that are taxing your patience."

Topics: Everyone Is Judgmental, Holiday Conflict, Grace, 1st Year of Marriage, Brant's Sad Christmas Song, The Travel Prayer, Jesus is a Healer, Is It Good News, God's Testing, Survival School. Holiday Safe Place, If Your Life is a Mess, Mary DID Know Quotes: "The whole world is judgmental, not just religious people." "Our reactions to things say a lot more about us than the thing." "No waffles for anybody because we can't handle it." "Mary DID know. The angel told her a while ago."

The Christmas Shoves (Not a Typo), Save the Alien Planet, Being Busy, Marvel at the Germs, Brant Solves Holiday Conflict, Movies: Interstellar and Exodus, Not Having It All Figured Out Quotes: "Busyness is a sickness" "You're a lot less busy when you don't have to prove yourself to anybody." "There are 10 million different microorganisms on the typical keyboard. It's a complex city." "I know this: Jesus loves me and He loves you. Beyond that, I'll just sit and listen"

Topics: Gingerbread Coffee, Camping Out at Best Buy, Flying Robot Waiters, Fox News Shredding, God Wants You, The Least That Dogs Can Do, Wolfgang Wombat Song, Holiday Smoothness Tips, Humility, Relationships Are Hard Work, Mr. Squeaky Boots Producer Sherri's Fave Quotes: "I'm gonna get ripped to shreds." "Tis the season to be disgusted." "God wants us to love Him for Him." "Wearing fake antlers is the least dogs can do for us." "You may think He doesn't, but God wants you back." "I'm Brant, the Squeakyboot guy."

Crackling Fire, Proud vs. Humble, Brant's Dating Tip, God Is Not Safe But He's Good, Kids Growing Up, Brant's Holiday Conflict Resolution, Adjusting Expectations, Control Freak Knock Knock, The Get Out Christmas Song, Unity, Disappearing Laundry Quotes: "Hey where's my half mesh shirt?" "We like to focus on who Jesus actually is" "The coffee mugs are melting" "If you want to convince people who need God, it's through unity"

Interview with Chris Williamson, who functions as pastor for Strong Tower Bible Church in Nashville. We talk about the crying need for mutli-racial churches, and for unity in the body of Christ. And we talk about the challenges of speaking to groups who have completely different backgrounds and expectations.

Young Adults Leaving Church, A "December to Remember", Listening to People, Deal Breaker, Not Having To Persuade Everyone, Save the Alien Planet, Scroll on the Plane, Saeed Abedini, Burger King Chicken Fries Quotes: "Jesus said if He's lifted up, He'd draw people to Him. It has to be HIM lifted up, not us." "He left his 13 century Chinese scroll in the back chair pocket on the plane." "The planet will blow up right in time for Christmas"

Puppets and Robots, The Christmas Story Isn't Subtle, Woman Judging Other Women, Brant Solves Holiday Conflicts, 3 Things That Will Freak People Out, Being Content, Not Being Busy, Working Remotely, Kamikaze Karaoke Producer Sherri's Fave Quotes: "What is Star Wars? Puppets and Robots." "The key to conflict resolution is not listening." "Hot pretzels with friends sounds nice and I don't have either." "Jesus entry on the earth is told first to shepherds, and his last moment on the earth is with a lonely thief. It's not a subtle theme." "You want to freak people out? Be content, stop being busy, and forgive."

Topics: Best Christmas Story, A Generosity App, Weight Shock Bracelet, Holiday Safe Place, The Voting Sticker, Uptight Christians, Texting on the Movie, Christmas Gift Help, Private Sin Quotes: "Sherri, why don't you just move back to Communist Russia?" "I still wear my voting sticker because I still voted." "We're always trying to move up. The Christmas story is about God moving down to us." "This is a safe but jocular place" "Jesus is scandalously graceful"

The Church Money Experiment, I Am the Pet Peeve, Jesus Is Relevant, Sword Fight of Knowledge, Thankfulness, Loneliness, Nerd Cred Quotes: "With your money think 'How can I have fun and be generous to people in a radical way?'" "All I've ever wanted is for people to say 'Ok Brant, you win'" "Expecting your spouse to be everything to you, is way too much to put on one person" "Jesus understands loneliness." "Some people are hostile towards the accordion"

Black Friday Shopping, The Illness of Busyness, Nerd Cred, Sad Church, Gratitude, Brant's Boots, Alien Planet, Religious People, The Great Dental Person Quotes: "Someone said busyness is an illness of the spirit." "I wouldn't take that from Sherri if I were you." "Some people are posing as nerds, but they're not!" "Any rap that starts with Thorin Oakenshield...quality!!" "I wish I was in Victorian England. I hate this century."

Brant and Sherri talk about what it means to be a follower of Jesus in a racially divided American - and church - culture.

Sports Talk, Toughen Up for the Weather, Looking for FB Friends, God's Will, Personal Lowest Sports Moments, God Uses Our Weaknesses, The Holiday Safe Place, Dentist Talk, Gratitude, Talkin' Smack Quotes: "I want to be a part of football fellowship" "We're just as good as the other shows" "God is always after your heart" "We'll put a bust up of your head on a pillar" "You do not want to mess with The Christmas Shoes People"

Searching for the Perfect Parking Spot, Out of the Way Gas Prices, If Jesus Had a Blog, Jesus & Success, Smoothness Tips, Answering the Hard Question, Give Up Makeup?, Dueling Shows, Thanksgiving LotR Ideas, Best Joke Ever, Another Good Joke, Saeed Abedini Quotes: "There may be some poison involved, but other than that you should be fine..." "I want people to see God not us" "Before we put 90 miles on the car for meatballs, let's just be honest and say we want to go to IKEA." "In 4 months from now, all your eyebrow hairs will be replaced by new ones." "That's why it's so deeply hilarious"

Alone Time With God, Social Media & Love, Thanksgiving Day Joke, Franklin Graham, Give Up, Knowing People Through FB, Holiday Safe Place, Grace, Rules, Over-tipping the Waiter/Waitress, You're Welcome Here, Grace...but... Quotes: "Pop culture ad social media are all about love, but they can't provide it" "You railroaded my joke" "We're sitting on folding chairs in the basement of someone's church" "You are living as a Medieval King when you're at a restaurant"

Men and Household Chores, How God's Economy Works, God and the Least of These, Questions For Pets, Worry and Weight, The Trumpets of Probability, Moms Worrying, NYT Watches, Same Suit Guy, Fantasy Football Apologies, Chocolate Blame Quotes: "Too many rats spoil the broth..." "If you got little kids in the house and your overwhelmed you're not alone" "You assume I can operate in the world. And that's not accurate" "I'd like to blame you, Sherri" "God chooses the weak" "Fire up the trumpets of probability"

Uncle Sy Quote, Deal Breaker: Big Red Floppy Shoes, Celebrity and Christianity, Brant's New Boots, Jesus Promised Us Himself, The Thanksgiving Day Joke, College Apps, Fixing Single People, Brant and Influential People, Jesus and the Woman at the Well Quotes: "If you write yourself off and think God can't use you, you're in for a shock.." "There's the man of your dreams squeaking right out the door." "Jesus promised us tribulation and He promised us Himself." "I told her if she doesn't like my book, pretend like it never came in the mail."

The Cool DJ, The Bible Can't Be Myth, The Need For "A Joke", The Viking Toaster, The Hard Book Endorsement, Prayer Circle Tension, Nahgmeh Abedini, The FB Status Song, The Advice Goats BONUS INTERVIEW: Naghmeh Abedini Quotes: "I would like to be a cool DJ" "Am I suppose to believe that the writers of the Bible pioneered a whole new literary genre, realistic fiction, 1,500 years before anybody picked up on it???" "Read this book. Enjoy it. Then tell me how awesome I am" "That's my issue with the Advice Goats..."