Brant & Sherri Oddcast

Disappointed With the Listeners, April Fools' Day, Who Jesus Picks, Brackets of Awesomeness, Listener Uniforms, Stories of Grace, Bird Fear, The Toast Wedding Reception, Tips For Introverts, The Scandal of Grace, The Rocket Car, Like Brant of FB Quotes; "I'll let the listener decided if what you're saying is irrational or not" "Challenge Brant, love Sherri" "God favors the humble" "Grace IS scandalous"

Grace vs. Karma, Thief on the Cross, Bracket of Awesomeness, Brant's on Fire, Clapping Sonogram, Marketing Your Non-Awesome Car, Saeed Abedini, Brant Hansen Early Morning Dance Party, A Tired Mom, Save the Alien Planet, Not Keeping Anger Quotes: "My teeth are so clean, I can no longer stand up." "Grace destroys karma." "Sherri's heart is filled with hate towards puppets. Is that scriptually ok?" "Sometimes the most spiritual thing you can do is take a nap." "They are like what we would call shoulders"

Jesus and Women, The B. Islands Giveaway, Fear of Birds, Anger, What Your Car Does, Nicknames, Street Busking, Stories of Grace, Mourning One Direction Quotes "They wouldn't have put Jesus to death if He was just a boring guy go around being nice to people" "I wouldn't say mocked. I'd say explored with a lighter touch" "From the bird's perspective who slapped whom is the question" "Admitting your shortcomings is threatening to people unless they're humble. Then it's freeing"

Phone to Microscope, Feeling Like a Failure, Can't Move On, Nicknames, $180 Million Fight, Bracket of Awesomeness, Feeling Far From God, Survival School, Welcome to the Show, Unoffendable Acknowledgments, Mary Demuth Interview Quotes: "You can turn your phone into a microscope" "Your feelings don't trump the truth" "This radio show is a disaster" "Love means sacrifice and usually comes without feelings"

Brilliant Traffic Move, Starbuck's #WWI, Survival School Correction, Having Asperger's, Sing to God, Cooking Shows, Nicknames, Brackets of Awesomeness, Stories of Grace, 3D Printer Threat, Days of Appreciation Quotes: "When you act on behalf of somebody who's making you angry, you increase your love for that person" "Let's talk toast for a month at Starbuck's" "I think God wants to hear bad singers sing. Belt it out." "Grace is like a sunbeam coming through a prison"

Quickerson's, Kids and Character, Sword Fight of Knowledge, Don't Be Scandalized, Brackets of Awesomeness, Reading the Bible, Forgiveness, The Robot Emcee, Hotel Prices Quotes: "Your job as a parent is building character in your children" "My shirt is blousy but masculine" "Refuse to be scandalized by people" "God likes being around us"

Love Them, The Shaggy DA, Brackets of Awesomeness, Saeed Abedini, Viking Show Extras, Survival School, The Great Beard, No Moral Scoreboard, When You Get Older, Dreamworks Boycott, God and Our Character Quotes: "I still love them even if they don't love me" "Why is this shaggy dog allowed to hold public office?" "I'll be the guy screaming "Let the buyer beware" as we go into battle" "You need to check things in your character now, so that you want be light years off from where you want to be later"

Bracket of Awesomeness, Creflo Dollar Jet, New to the Show, Having Aspergers, Cute Animal Attack, ½ of a Married Person, When to Check the Phone, God Likes Us, Your Awesome Car

The Irish Accent, Bracket of Awesomeness, Taking Compliments, We Need to Talk, Being Corrected, Best Husband Names, Saeed Abedini

Narcissism vs. Contentment, Slow People and Gratitude, Non-Awesome Super Powers, Depressing Passages in the Bible, Accordion Worship, Whistle and Hum, "I'm Sorry", Survival School Quotes: "Anger and gratitude can't coexist" "My costume is brown to signify burnt toast" "I need that bomb and its gone. It disappeared" "Someone go get Super Kim" "God takes our hurts seriously" "It's hard to be humiliated when you're already humble"

They Don't Know, The Black/Blue Dress, Brackets of Awesomeness, Feeling in Love With God, HGTV and Redemption, Stories of Grace, Unoffendable Street Team, Moose and Pterodactyls, Expensive Hobbit House, Good Drivers? Quotes: "It's incredibly loving to do something when you don't feel it" "Something in us yearns for restoration and redemption" "My street team will have matching leather jackets" "You're not a Hobbit" "Useth thou the trump card"

Fast & Furious & the Wiener Mobile, Taking Your Spiritual Temperature, Protesting Leonard Nimoy's Funeral, Brant the Nutrition Consultant, Brackets of Awesome, Your Spiritual Resume, Tell the Rest of the Story, I Can't Live Without _____________, The Richest Woman in the World, Save the Alien Planet Quotes: "We just give the audience what they didn't even know they wanted" "I would pay to see the Fast and Furious if the Wiener Mobile was in it" "You don't have to take your spiritual temperature all the time" "They're scared of my wrath, if they steal my ideas" "I'm your go to guy for 'NO'"

A Religious Map of the US, Survival School, Rabid Hummingbirds, The Best Birthday Party Ever, The Persecuted Church, Do Advertisements Work?, Unoffendable, Note on a Plate, At the End of Yourself Quotes: "The reason you criticize it is the reason why I am a believer" "108 and 105 and still holding hands" "Religious cleansing in this world is a huge issue" "I had a razor focus on Mop N' Glo. "I'm amazed at the number of people that think they can forgive someone and be angry at them simultaneously" "You're really double dipping on the self-righteousness there"

Polar Bear Day, Stories of Grace, The Edible Coffee Cup, The Infant Rap Demo, The "Weakness" Interview Question, Gerbils and the Plague, Lamenting Prayer, The LED Traffic Sign, Polly For Office, Refrigerator Door Friend Test, #capesafety, 6-Year Old Birthday Party Quotes: "Don't even THINK of polar bears today" "The gerbils may be unrepentant" "I am nailing the 9-12 month rap demo" "#capesafety" "God wants you instead of a show. He wants your heart instead of a mannequin."

Sci-Fi Question: Instant Cleaning vs. No Radio, Give Jesus a Chance, Stories of Grace, The Best News, Leadership Tip, Bats at the Hansen's, The Great Printer Toner Question, The Unoffendable Gift, The Pressures on Women, If Jesus Had a Blog, Please Invite Brant... Quotes: "Rules don't change people. Grace does." "Hanging out in some church cultures you get a caricature of Jesus that isn't appealing" "We've elected you queen of the earth" "Start throwing people's phones in the toilet and watch respect for you shoot through the roof" "It's hard to punch someone on the shoulder when your sitting around talking about C.S. Lewis

How God's Love Works, Brant and the Robot Army, Mr. Tangles, Stories of Grace, Pray for the Persecuted, Jesus Says Something Different, Survival School, The Way Doctor Dresses, Bad Driver Sign Quotes: "God gave everything for me before I could do anything for Him" "You're broken. I know it. I'm gonna love you anyway." "Kids, you've got to paint the picture for people" "You've hurt the aliens' feelings by beating them with sticks"

The New Wave of Fashion, Awkward Jog of Gratitude, Understanding the Oscars, Men and Anger, Men Crying, The "Other" Facebook Inbox, Sci-Fi Question: Losing 10 lbs vs. World Class Accordion Player, Everyone Preaches, House Church Quotes: "If I dress like a pirate or a medieval peasant, that won't affect the show" "I need a producer that let's me be me" "Anger isn't manly" "You can make a million dollars as a world class accordion player" "Let's all humble our heart before God and then see what he does with us"

The Wedding UN-vitation, The Oscars Swag Bag, Coffee in a Bowl, A Social Media Tip, Ordinary Stuff, Sky Diving, Prayer, Save the Alien Planet, Self-Imposed Goals Quotes: "Humility is a really good way to go sometimes" "The spa is like a library. I didn't know" "The Oscars are the awards for the best people acting like other people" "You had a problem with me putting my bowl of coffee on the floor and lapping it up like a cat" "Maybe you being radical means you live and walk in forgiveness"

Political Differences In Church, The Show That Has the Baby Bears, Best Restaurants, Alex Rodriguez Profile, Brant and Sherri Cruise, Attractive Qualities In A Man, Jesus Is Relevant, Brant's Kale Cookies Quotes: "Your feelings follow your actions not the other way around" "Jesus is relevant. As far as the curse is found, He undoes it." "We can be known as the show that rescues the baby bears" "If you guys aren't gonna take the puppets seriously, then forget the whole thing" "The problem with having our own cruise is we can't afford to go on it"

Comfort Food Revisited, Valentine For Life, Growing Up Christian, Paring Down, Praying, Welcome to the Show, Fear of Birds, Atheist Regimes, $120 thousand 1 Bedroom Apartment, Traffic and Forgiveness, Easiest Job, Look At Jesus Quotes: "A lot of people report they've experienced nausea and anger after the show" "Humans are broken and Jesus is the only one who does something about it" "Have you ever seen a peacock or peahen wreaking havoc or attacking anyone?" "Traffic is forgiveness practice" "He's very heavily starched this evening"

On-Line Church, Easiest Job, Astronaut HOF, Cohabitation, Burger King Pies, Celebrity Is Not the Answer, Awesome Mind Reading Trick, Humans Waiting On You, The Westminster Dog Show, Trash At Berkeley Quotes: "Facebook makes it hard for people to really know you inside and out" "The Sun Glass Place: home of the cleanest sunglasses on earth" "Things will be miserable if you go through life trying to teach strangers 'a lesson'" "The number 5 usually corresponds to rabbit in people's mind" "I try things out on people and it always works until it's on the air and then it falls apart"

Thunder Snow Excitement, No Karma, Compliments, People of the Cross, Comfort Food, Cure International, God Knows You, Restaurant Mascots, Corre Gracefully, The Podcast, One Frivolous Thing Quotes: "Grace smashes karma" "God loves us because of who HE is" "The cross is a scandal because it looks like you're losing, but it's victory" "Who am I supposed to trust, my friends or a cold analytical study from some people I don't know?" "You tell me where we're going: Pickle Place or Sad Bear Place?"

ISIS Killings Christians, Producer Sherri's Facial Injury, Big Wedding/Divorce Rate, Valentines For Everyone, Power Ball Frivolity, What NOT To Say To Your Spouse, Dogs Are Awesome, Talking to God, It's an Interactive Goat Map Quotes: "I was sleeping and then I hurt my face" "Go big and go cheap" "All I wanted was for Randa to say something nice" "Being married is not God's solution to the love problem" "We don't think God is threatened by your honesty"

Men/Women and Modesty, Brant and Sherri Cruise, $40 Million Brownstone, Sports Hall of Fail, You're Desired By God, The Parking Space Note (follow-up), Save the Alien Planet, Valentine's Day Spending, Healing Because of God, Saeed Abedini, The Custom Romantic Song Quotes: "I have access to the internet to write things on it. So I did" "Even if I was able to guilt all Christian women to wear leisure suits and crocs we still live in a society where other women are gonna dress immodestly" "The puppets are gonna get soggy" "That's a lot of hipness" "How do you metaphorically approach someone?" "The one in charge of the universe wants you. This is the entire arc of the Bible"

McZippy's, What Guys Should Say, Awards Ceremony, Getting Rid of Anger, Producer Sherri's Parking Spot, Fixing Twitter, Cottage Cheese for Dinner, The Pic of Chicken, You're a Hero Not a Fool, Attractive Guy Qualities, Give Up (blog) Quotes: "I don't have all the details worked out for McZippy's yet" "We need to talk about that chip on your shoulder" "Accordion guys are usually ripped and sensitive. Both/And" "Anger is going to happen. But the Bible says to get rid of it that day" "Someone who loses their life in the process of serving people in a dangerous place, you're not a fool you're a hero!"

Honesty, Robot Dogs, Why So Fearful?, Diamond Encrusted Fords, 50 Shades of Grey, Respecting Your Boss, Valentine's Day, If You're New to the Show..., Specialty Cruises Quotes: "We invite you to ignore us" "Get me a Robot Dog and army of them" "You love people not because they're lovable. You love people because God loves them and you love Him" "If we had the Brant and Sherri Cruise we'd have robot waiters, stamp collecting, and toast everywhere."

Epic Dating Fails, Thief on the Cross, FB Friends, Having Asperger's, Talking About Jesus, Blaming Robots, 2 Great Questions, The Religious Resume, I'm Just As Bad, Early Valentine's Day Quotes: "The thief on the cross gave God what He's always wanted: humility and his heart" "I'm a fan of arranged marriages. Our current dating model is horrible" "People who are religious get nervous when we talk about Jesus" "Don't jump to conclusions. It's not the robot's fault"

Brant and Sherri talk with listeners about 50 Shades Of Grey and our culture. This podcast is both rated "G" and something that can't be talked about on the air.

Lessons From the Grammy's, Flower Colors and Messages, If I Won a Grammy, Mr. Hustle, The Gift of a Valentine's Day Fact, Bad Reasons to Not be a Believer, Survival School, Religious Violence, Sci-Fi Question Magic Food Day vs. Bad Hair Year Quotes: "His love is what we're yearning for that will always last" "Send a dahlia and an orange rose means your unstable but your very enthusiastic" "I'm still hustlin'" "It would be so sad if I DIDN'T do Survival School" "There are no Muslim hospitals healing Christian children" "Your hair will be stricken for a year"

Who Is the Guy with Sherri?, Give Us a Chance, There Is a God, Unoffendable, Deal Breaker, Our Podcast, The Shocking Thing in the Bible, Latitude Challenge, We Don't Know It All, Save the Alien Planet, No Executive Function, Paying for the Date Quotes: "The guy you have on the air is crazy. I don't know his name, but he's on with Sherri" "If you're at the hate stage of this show, give it some time" "If there is no God, I'm not sure what else matters" "Offense has become the new national past time" "You intentionally forgot the latitude" "The most shocking thing in the Bible is that God really wants to be with us"

Bad Tweet, McDonald's Special Sauce, Magna Carta Anniversary, Men Paying For A Date, What Not To Say To A Man, The Gift of a Fact on Valentine's Day, Naghmeh Abedini Birthday, Nagging in a Marriage, Our Father, Who To Trust, Rabbits Everywhere, Pay With Lovin' Quotes "I remember you making a dumb joke but I can't see it in your timeline" "In our grocery budget our the condiment line item amount is not $20,000" "My family will be having a make your own parchment party" "Do you realize how revolutionary it is to be able to address God as 'Daddy?'"

Pay With Loving, Mean Spirited Truth, How You Argue, Not Having 'THE" Comeback, National Days, Nationwide Super Bowl Commercial, Men Paying for the Date, Priority Access Brant, Super Bowl Predictions, Confronted By God Quotes: "In speaking truth, there's no reason to be mean spirited" "When arguing with someone find something to apologize for" "You need to call your mom if you want these fries" "Elmo has a birthday? Elmo was born?" "A woman should let a man pay for the check on the date he'll like you more" "There's a difference between attraction and affection"

The Super Bowl Ad, Helping the Seahawk Fans, Fast and Furious, Men and Women Are Different, Monkeys and the Price is Right, Lecrae in Details Magazine. Are We Dating?, What's Your Latitude, Follow and Block Brant Quotes: "Horses don't go out and defend dogs from wolves in the wild." "We're all pinning for Eden and restoration" "Would it work if I sat down with the characters from Fast Furious and said, 'what are we still furious about? Something happened to you guys.'" "How do you function not knowing what latitude you live at?" "Playing The Price is Right against a group of monkeys may seem like it won't make sense, but it will?" "God decides what matters and what has value and what doesn't"

Growing Up Spiritually, The Perfect Super Bowl Halftime Show, Super Bowl Predictions, Introverts in Church, Gourmet Food, Food Not Touching, The Dove Dad Commercial, Christians On My Team, Sizing People Up, Survival School, CURE International, Seahawks Enthusiasts, Super Bowl Trivia For People Who Don't Care Quotes: "When you get frustrated with some of your childish behavior, that's a good thing" "I'd like to make a bold Super Bowl prediction: The Green Packers are gonna win" "I sense my credibility meter going up" "I'd like to see a giant C.S. Lewis robot head" "You're not even registering what I'm saying because it's so boring. And that's to my advantage.'

13 Habits of Exceptionally Likeable People, Super Bowl Trivia for People Who Don't Really Care, Brant & the Flute, Bad Things Done in the Name of Religion, Fact Checking Brant, God Yearns For You, Geography Knowledge, 1300 Selfies, National Don't Return Brant's Email Day, National Have Fun At Work Day (Not!), God's Team, Billy Goat App Quotes: "Investigate Jesus himself and ask yourself is it possible he is who he said he is" "Dial it back a little. You're at a 10 we need you at about a 7" "God wants to be with us" "He's probably ripped like me and other flute playing dudes" "God already loves us. Absorb that. It's incredibly freeing"

Church Reality TV Shows, Religious Failings, Heeding Wisdom, Survival School, God's Favorite People, Super Bowl Halftime, Your Pastor Picks Your Wife, Arranged Marriages, Be Our Friend, Awards Ceremonies, What's Keeping You Awake, Gym Dudes and Their Shakes Quotes: "We don't all just go on to the dance floor and start doing the worm" "Jesus meets the standards for us and takes the burdens off our backs" "I've already thought through all the survival scenarios that can happen to you while you're watching the Super Bowl." "God identifies with the poor" "Instead of reshaping God to what I already thought he was, I need to reshape myself to what He actually is"

True Significance, Snow-i-cane, Sky Mall, WWJD, Save the Alien Planet, Looking at the Bible, Super Bowl Trivia for People Who Don't Really Care, Prayer, Brant and Amazon, When People Make You Mad Quotes: "If you are going to do something great in God's eyes it may involve a billion little mundane steps" "You don't sow and reap in the same season" "The Aliens don't have the budget for prizes" "Maybe God doesn't have to agree with you on everything" "Today has been a roller coaster of emotions for me because Sky Mall is closing" "I wanted to buy a giant bronze head of Bilbo Baggins"

Brant's Food Tip, Homeschooling, Freaked Out By a Look-a-Like, At the Bottom At The Gym, Playing Favorites, Height Instead of Name, Deflate-Gate, Andromeda, Atheist Because of Suffering, The Ideal Super Bowl Halftime Show, Ice Machines, The Gym Parking Lot Quotes: "I've been at gyms with mostly elderly people and I've never felt more alive." "You can't control humans" "God is beyond amazing" "Helplessness is a good place to be" "When something has been beaten into the ground, that's when I make my move" "The Patriots should have to replay their last game with a beach ball"

Naghmeh Abedini Meets with the President, WebMD Fears, God Loves Thick-Headed People, Shoving Plastic in Your Eyes Is Awesome, It's So Cold..., Talking On the Phone, Being Known, Enthusiastic Seahawks' Fans, Gladiator of Knowledge, Moving, Serving People, The Disturbing FB Hair Picture Quotes: "What galls me is that Sherri knows better" "People want to be known" "I'm moonwalking." "God loves thick-headed people" "You look simultaneously adorable and clearly unpopular" "Go to my FB page if you want to be disturbed by my hair"

National Hug Day, Men Clothes in a Box, The Woman at the Well, Good Complaints, Patriots and Cheating, Married Young, Being Single, It's So Cold..., Sitting Can Kill You, The Fish Comeback, There Is a God Quotes: "Brant, you're not the embodiment of all that is evil." "God's love has won me over." "Somehow we always think the chips are stacked against OUR team." "You cheated on your toothpick bridge?"

Naghmeh Abedini, When To Say Hi, The Awkward Jog of Gratitude, Misfits Welcome, It's So Cold..., Sci-Fi Question: IQ Points vs. Debt Relief, Not Feeling God, The Home Salon Quotes: "Just because you're not feeling God doesn't mean He's not there" "She wouldn't sprint to the door. There's something wrong with that woman." "The abominably snowman is use to the cold" "If you're on of the shiny Christians...align yourself quickly with the un-shiny people." "Humpty Dumpty was not an egg"

The Growing Popularity of Toast, Cure International in Niger, Avoiding God, The Missed Birthday Party Bill, Football and Prayer, Daddy/Daughter Tea, Advice Goats, Brant's Advice for Dads, The Hash Tag Study, "It's So Cold...", Gross Beards Quotes: "As a Dad, do whatever you can to free up time with your daughter...to know her through and through. Otherwise the culture will get its hands on her." "We're honored to have the Advice Goats here. They're schedule usually books fast." "There is an insidious campaign afoot...." "It's in loss that our character is revealed" "I'm gonna tell your mom" "Everyone is going to think I'm a hipster, I want to go back to being a dork"

The Heaven Book Sham, Martin Luther King Jr. Day, Evangelical Seattle Seahawks, Church Diversity Poll, FB Bragging, The Miracle Whip Scandal, Foodies, Gladiator of Knowledge, The Prodigal Son Quotes: "I think it's a good idea to be skeptical about most things" "I'm worried about Seattle fans" "If you could find it in your heart to forgive Sherri for what she's done" "When the culture is breaking down along racial lines, it would be nice if they could look to the church for an example" "Finally radio has a mid-western white guy on the show"

Pray For Wisdom, Downton Abbey Preaching, A "Show Falcon", Life Decisions, Too Many Showers, Brant's Church House, Who To Root For in the NFL, Brant Knows What You Look Like, Daily Faithfulness, Photoshop Brant, The Oscars and Such Quotes: "Wisdom is understanding the relevant value of things." "That's a proclamation time frame, right? "My wife thinks I should shower a lot." "If it's not obvious this show needs a falcon, then I don't know what to say." "Life is how you spend your day."

Goats Are Heroes, Expensive Weddings vs. Tough Marriage, Parents Mispronouncing, Stop Resisting God, Gym and Sorrow, Brant Eating Fries, Where You Put Your Weight, Epidemiology Quotes: "People go all out preparing for the wedding and not the marriage" "I love when parents mispronounce something and they refuse to be corrected. I can't wait to do that" "I changed your diapers. You can call that bread whatever you want" "You can spare yourself heartache by humbling yourself" "Goats are saving the world"

Awaking from a Coma, The 11-Box Organizational System, Feeling Overwhelmed, Physical Reactions to Not Having Your Phone, Andre Crouch, Honorary Doctorates, FB Narcissism, $500,000/month Rent Quotes: "If you're thinking there are no highlights in this show. You're wrong." "We're at our best when we're desperate and totally dependent on God." "I think $500,000/month may be little high for rent" "I have certified myself as an accrediting institution" "I think in ways that I think will benefit the world, but the world doesn't necessarily ask for it"

The Golden Globes...Late, Relevant Jesus, The Time Capsule Organizational System, Math Enhanced Social Skills, Justice and Calculus, The Messy Desk, The Charlie Hebdo Shooting Quotes: "Messy people are interesting. There's something fishy about organized people" "Jesus is TOO relevant" "God wants to rescue us, we should say "thank you." "I am the creator of the Time Capsule Organizational System"

Brant was asked to speak about his upcoming book Unoffendable at Windsor Road Christian Church, in Champaign, Illinois. Here's the whole thing, un-smoothness and all...

iPhone Social Prop, Brant Is Now Big Time, They're Not All the Same, Loving People, The Button Down Shirt, Snow Angels, Sherri's Awesome Hair, Emotional Beards, CURE International, Bible Characters, The Sport Coat, No Nuero-Ego, Not Productive, Too Much Chocolate Quotes: "My opinion matters more when I wear a sports coat." "In God's kingdom, things are upside down." "I can see God taking a big sigh." "The transitional phase of growing a beard is burdensome both emotionally and spiritually." "Sherri's rockin' It."

At The Hershey Lodge, Welcome Misfits, To the Losing Team...,Being Overconfident, Name Your Own College Bowl, Good Christian?, I Am Second, Does It Work?, Brant Hansen: Life Coach, Judgmental Quotes: "I don't want to smear brown stuff in my hair." "I love when I realize my total dependency on God" "They just want to know that a person is trying as hard as they are to be good." "I can tell you what you need to work on this year."