Brant & Sherri Oddcast

Marriage Advice, If Jesus Had A Blog, Praise, I Saw the Light, The Voice (Mail), Money & Worry, Welcome to the Show, Probably Soft Hands, This Week Will Rock Because __________ Quotes: "God breathed life into dust. He made the whole universe. He set the stars in space and charts their course. God deserves praise. It's not egocentric, it's just truth" "Beans and cornbread had a fight. We don't know what it means. Just accept it." "A lot of people stressed about a Monday, but you don't have to be because God has Tuesday in mind and Wednesday and you don't have to worry about it." "Worry is effectively saying: I don't trust God to do what I know is the right thing." "The listener of this program goes through stages. Work the stages. Stage #2 is white hot rage."

Honorary Doctorates, The Professor and the Baby, The Voice-mail, Family Bingo, Forgiveness, It Is Finished, Making SFX, Jesus Is THE Way, Survival School Quotes: "Jesus embodied what it meant to be masculine: love for the vulnerable and the people on the margins." "The listeners to this program ooze talent. Maybe you'd like to ooze with us." "The whole Cosmos shifted when Jesus died on the cross" "There are bees in my space suit."

Spiritual Seekers, Welcome to the Show, Redbox Shoes, Baby Chloe on the Plane, Chewbacca Hoodie, Rain Wilson on Brokenness, Men in the Mirror, Making SFX, Is Your Dog a Genius? Quotes: "Producer Sherri has her own quirks. We'll unpack those as soon as we're done with mine." "If you're a seeker be open to the fact that Jesus maybe exactly what you've been seeking for." "The Gospel frees some people and scandalizes the rest." "Today on the show well be talking about Jesus AND is your dog a genius? It's the breadth of this show." "Read about Jesus for yourself, don't believe the cartoon caricature."

New Facial Hair, Honorary Doctorates, Karaoke Church, NPR Puppet Stealing, Saeed Abedini, "Are You A Christian" Poll, Octagon of Knowledge, Worry, The Podcast and Blues Guitar Quotes: "We're giving away Honorary Doctorates on the show today like candy" "NPR is stealing from us and renaming our puppets" "When I became a believer I gave my life away. So what can you take from me?" "Without the music, I'm just a guy in a unitard" "Who accredits the people that accredit the people that accredit? We don't know."

A New Way to Handle Annoying People, Hansen's Law, Stories of Grace, The 200 Sq Ft Apartment, The Misfit Table, Learning From Unoffendable, Food Is Better Toasted Science, We All Want a King, The Coordinates Bracelet, Brant's American Idol Suggestion Quotes: "Hansen's Law: Don't be surprised when the person that does the thing, does the thing" "We've seen the popular kids table, it looks nice over there. We tried to sit there once." "Part of humility is acknowledging that you don't have it all figured out" "I'm glad my book is out there stirring up problems. Mission Accomplished"

Mother's Day Spending, Followers on ETSY, Speaker Phone in Public, The Relationship That Lasts Forever, I Saw the Light, What to Say to Your Wife, Not Doing Enough For God, Day of Awesome, The News and Anxiety Quotes: "You're not guaranteed a mate. God only guarantees you Himself for eternity." "If we continue to strive for God's approval when we already have it, it actually becomes sort of a neurotic thing." "Why do all conversational roads have to lead back to my burgundy pants?"

Forgiving Someone When They Haven't Apologized, The Hokey Pokey Injury, McDonald's and Kale, FB Marriages via Brant, Cursing, The Dirty Beard Statistics, CURE International, The Monkey Bar Injury, Introverts on the Phone, Sci-Fi Question: Bid Dumb Heads, Welcome to the Show Quotes: "Sherri torpedoed the romance" "We forgive based on who God is and what He has done for us...not because someone has or hasn't apologized" "Stop talking about our beards" "It's amazing but God gives us the opportunity to turn towards him or away from Him" "You have to let anger go. The process of doing that is different for all of us"

Epic Phone Battle, Other Ladies, Save the Alien Planet, Mother's Day Spending, When You Don't Like Someone..., World Class Accordion Player, Cure International, Brant's Son, Awkward Jog of Gratitude Quotes: "You can't say what type of phone you like. Android or iPhone. Once you say one or the other...people take up camps. Banners flying. Oaths taken to avenge." "Brant's slow jam is impactful in it's bizarreness" "I tried to be like Barry White, but I ended up sounding like Kevin Spacey, then I swerved into Froghorn Leghorn, and ended it with Colonel Sanders." "We tried to make up for the deficits we have in professionalism with epicness" "Separate what people are doing from who they are. It will help you be FOR that person and pray for that person"

CURE International, The Advice Goats, Church Sports League Anger, Asperger's and Knowing Jesus, God Mad Us All Differently, Finding Things With Tags, Cancel the Prom...ALL Proms, National Beverage Day, Octagon of Knowledge, Do You REALLY Want To Be Known? Quotes: "We are the only program with Advice Goats. Until people start stealing them" "God uses people on the margins that don't fit the mainstream" "Will we allow God to change us? That's the question for all of us whether you have your hands raised or not" "The National Beverage Association can kinda play me cause I need coffee. But I'm not getting played all the way." "Just one everlasting love can really make a pretty big difference."

The Royal Baby Team, Simplicity, I Thought You Were White..., Movies You Don't Get, Cure: Send a Kid a Note, A Social Media Tip on Anger, The Awkward Jog of Gratitude...UP STAIRS, It's Not About Sin Control, When God Changes Your Heart, Saeed Abedini Quotes: "Why can't people, when they think of me, picture Will Smith" "Prepare yourself for something mildly funny on this show" "Suddenly I'm running...I didn't want to, but I am...and it's out of gratitude" "Be open to the fact that God may change what you want"

The Big Fight, Nutri-Bullet Following Brant, The Avengers, I Saw the Light, Think On These Things, Pray For Your Enemies, Survival School, Prayer, Big Bird Fear, Day of Awesome, God Still Wants Us Quotes: "I wanted to know under what circumstances Brant' face would be pummeled with his permission." "We don't know a person's heart. I don't even know my own heart." "If humility forces you into God's arms, that's wonderful!" "I'm trying to be a man of the people and not a weirdo for once"

Baltimore Riots and the Social Media, The Unoffendable Hall of Fame, Social Suaveness Tip, Gossip, Non-Awesome Super Powers, How God Feels Love, Colonel Cuddly, Saeed Abedini, D.L. Hughely Son with Asperger's Quotes: "You don't have to 'take' offense. You can choose not to" "Something supernatural happens when you realize you've been given unmerited favor that you don't deserve: Grace" "I have a subtle suaveness" "When I gossip, I'm uncovering someone instead of covering them the way Jesus did with me."

Chronic Lateness Disease, Throw Rugs, Prayer, Saeed Abedini Birthday, Brant: Rule Breaker, Pocket Shark, Beat at UNO, My Mom Hates Your Show, Can We Hear From Brant's Wife?, The Holocaust Victim and Anger, Stories of Grace Quotes: "I applaud research studies that affirm what I already think." "I need to be spending time of solitary un-busyness with God." "Kids if you're planning to rob a bank today, don't." "Sherri seems to have a criminal mind. That's really weird."

Taking Criticism, Earth Day, Unoffendable Testimonials, Driver-less Car, Fictional Character Draft, Sci-Fi Question: The Opposite Political Party Car Wrap, Trusting God, More Bird News, Morning People Science, Boycott the Delicious Stuff Quotes: "Safety through incompetence is my creed" "The wise person listens to counsel, the fool blows it off" "I like belonging to something that can love me" "I would draft Old Yeller to my team. The rabid version" "Ignore Sherri during this nature moment"

Deal Breaker: Uncle Sam All the Time, Toast-ception, To Hydrate or Not, Ways to Say I Love You, Brant=Uncle Jesse, Our Most Compelling Need, Processing Anger, Makin Friends, The Unoffendable Hall of Fame, A Bird Passes Out Quotes: "If you're looking for actual acceptance that matters, God is the only one that is ever constant" "Where did you get the rule that you're entitled to anger? It's not in the Bible." "I haven't even had enough coffee to tell you off" "Stephen's dog is going in the Unoffendable Hall of Fame" "We may start a new feature called 'Bird News'"

Brant Starts a Conversation, God's Love, Doing the Right Thing for The Wrong Reason, Drafting Fictional Characters, Save the Alien Planet, Banning the Prom, The Unoffendable Discussion Quotes: "I'm turning this into a Russian piece of some sort. I didn't mean to." "God's love is different than any other love we've known. It expects nothing in return." "Jesus cares deeply about our motives" "Thank you science for vindicating this program" "Larry the Cucumber is going to make a better life for him and his family"

Brant's Army, Being Unoffendable, Day of Awesome, The Podcast, Prayer, I Saw the Light, The Persecuted Church, No Thank You, Tebow to the Eagles Quotes: "I will issue edicts and decrees and you keep them. Then everything is cool" "Humans like to be self-righteous. It's universal." "I am almost a real professional radio host. I'm getting so close. It's inspiring"

We Want Your Autograph, Brant's Book Giveaway Contest: Demolish and Fellowship, Cheating at Board Games, Forgiveness, God and the Stars, Survival School, Getting Men to Listen, Missionary Spy, Bird in the House, The Sizzler and Brant: Tweeps, Getting Older, Saeed Abedini Quotes: "Look Sherri, at the end I need you to tell me I'm awesome" "My next book is entitled 'Demolish and Fellowship'" "Just because you have a tent doesn't mean you have a jetpack" "Missions, spies, danger, gospel...ALL OF IT!" "It really comes down to 'Do I believe God is good?'" "If you know that you've been busted, like the thief on the cross and yet forgiven, you're not gonna block other people from getting in on the party"

God Knows You, Sherri vs. Baby Birds, Brant's Book Giveaway Contest, Stories of Grace, Book Release Party, Ideal Listener, Wisdom, Just Like Friends, A Book About Worry, Throw Away Battleship, Colonel Mustard's Last Stand Quotes: "The thing about grace, when you see it...you never forget it" "Somehow, someway, God knows my actual thoughts, how I really am... and STILL loves me." "Ask me about 1935 Sci-Fi stuff" "We don't ask much on the show...just that you assimilate yourself into an army of minions willing to do my bidding" "You don't HAVE to get wiser as you get older. Hopefully you will"

Kale Smoothie, Brant's Book Giveaway Contest, The Best/Worst Thing About Aging, J Lo Wins, Forgiveness, Survival School, Being Down on Yourself, Colonel Cuddly, Sherri Is a Handful, Success Quotes: "You actually know date to commemorate your 1/2 birthday?" "Wisdom is being able to look at life and know what matters and what doesn't matter in a relative sense" "I have to watch the news for my job. If I didn't I would be singularly uninformed." "Forgiveness is the defining thing for Christians"

The Myth of Secret Sins, Brant's Book Giveaway Contest, Brant's Book Release Party, Why Should We Pray?, Save the Alien Planet, Girls Asking Guys Out, 9 Ways to Wear Pants, Competing with Dad, The Awkward Jog of Gratitude, Unfulfilled Desires Quotes: "Private sin is a myth. Any 'secret' sin your in affects other people" "You can go to branthansen.com if you want your grandma humbled." "God delights in us as a father and wants us to know that He hears what we say, He's involved with us, and He's never leaving us." "Until that last 30 seconds...I really was sounding like I knew what I was talking about" "I know exactly how to wear my pants: on my legs"

Welcome to the Show, Small Talk, Brant's Book Release Party, Master's Miniature Golf, I Saw the Light, Forgiveness, The Opposite of Shoplifting, Uniform Social Problems, Day of Awesome, Autism Awareness Month Quotes: "I'm a little bit of an acquired taste." "Welcome to the show that teaches you nothing." "For the Master's Golf Tournament, why can't they have robotic monkeys that scoop your ball up and throw it back at you?" "Forgiving someone who trespasses against you is a very narrow way and most people won't choose it." "My inability forgive shows a gross misunderstanding of what Calvary actually meant"

Brant's Book Release Party, Joke Factory, Forgiveness (The Police Shooting in South Carolina), Unoffendable Book Give-a-way, Stories of Grace, Boxing with Your iPhone, Secrets Extroverts Should Know About Introverts, Colonel Cuddly, Awesom-tism Quotes: "Coming up with a joke is not a pleasant process. A salute to you Joke Makers!" "I don't think the listeners have done a good job. I think they've failed us." "Anybody named Robin has been stricken from buying my book" "Maybe forgiving someone is not natural, maybe it's something supernatural God does through you"

Prayer, Brant and Sherri Visit YOU, God Want to be with Us, Joke Factory, Prom-posal, Brant's Disastrous Prom Story, Loving Your Enemies, Hot-Tubbing with C.S. Lewis, The Rock Diet, The Book Launch Party and Uniforms Quotes: "The glitter in my hair will be removed" "You don't have to wait until you're good at prayer to do it" "When you forgive your enemies you begin to understand exactly how good God has been to us" "A lot of us want to be known. God knows you and He loves you" "God's not after our stuff. He wants you. He wants your heart. The other stuff will follow" "What does a moose and H&R Block have in common?"

You Had ONE Job, Brackets of Awesomeness National Champion, Joke Factory: H&R Block and a Moose, The Christie Brinkley Bird Attack, Social Media Tip from the Bible, Husband Heart Change, The Unoffendable Book Release Problem, Fan Club Up to 1, IKEA Nap, Who God Chooses, Call of Duty Retirement Quotes: "I basically need to talk and remember what the phone # is?" "We don't know what the protocol is for rioting over baby goats" "God prefers to use the underdog so He gets the credit" "If you want to be known as a Christian, you need to be known as a person that brings peace into the room" "God favors the lowly over the high and mighty"

Remembering Life Events, One-Job Epic Fail, Anger, Armed with a Fact, Think on These Things, Brant's Book Release Party, Saeed Abedini, Venting Anger, Presume Quotes: "Remind yourself of what's true. That's what helps with worries. God loves you and He's in control" "Basically we're skeet shooting my ideas. I send them up and they're shot down immediately" "It's nothing but Thurston Howell stuff and frankly I'm sick of it" "I have to presume the best of people's intentions"

Brackets of Awesomeness Final Match-up, Unoffendable Google Hangout Book Release Party, The Monday Song, Asperger, The Unoffendable Frank Kaminsky, When Kids Stare, When Sherri Met Brant, Jesus in the Movies Quotes: "I'll be making toast and I'll have a bow time on" "Death is the enemy and it has been defeated" "Sherri saw me as a mixture between a swashbuckling archaeologist and a wizard from middle earth" "It's unlikely that Jesus actually had movie star good looks" "If you're a follower of Jesus, you've got to want to be around people and people have got to want to be around you" "As you learn more about Jesus, not the trappings we've put on him culturally, but more about God himself, you're gonna be drawn to him" "It's striking when you see someone use grace"

Persecution in Kenya, They Know Not...,The Duke Rejection Letter, Priceline Baby, The Thief on the Cross, Brant vs. Brett, Eyebrow Analysis, Bracket of Awesomeness, Uniforms, Being Exposed, The Bloody Cross, The Good Friday Reveal, No Fleek Quotes: "The way the guy next to Jesus on the cross was treated is like an atomic bomb to religion" "Press 2 to tell Brett his producer is incredible" "I was Kiboshed" "We're free to admit that we're messed and embrace what Jesus did for us"

Anger, Bird Fear, Bracket of Awesomeness, Roles of the Show, Latitude, What Guys Like, Singing to God, On Fleek, Coffee to Smoothie, On-line Anger, Retirement, Forgiveness Quote: "Jesus gave all He had on the cross and it was to cover us" "I'm freezing to death but I don't have to forgive you" "I'm gonna have a good retort to that in minutes" "It's just one thankful latitude call after another" "You're helping me to channel my creativity so that things make 'sense'"

Disappointed With the Listeners, April Fools' Day, Who Jesus Picks, Brackets of Awesomeness, Listener Uniforms, Stories of Grace, Bird Fear, The Toast Wedding Reception, Tips For Introverts, The Scandal of Grace, The Rocket Car, Like Brant of FB Quotes; "I'll let the listener decided if what you're saying is irrational or not" "Challenge Brant, love Sherri" "God favors the humble" "Grace IS scandalous"

Grace vs. Karma, Thief on the Cross, Bracket of Awesomeness, Brant's on Fire, Clapping Sonogram, Marketing Your Non-Awesome Car, Saeed Abedini, Brant Hansen Early Morning Dance Party, A Tired Mom, Save the Alien Planet, Not Keeping Anger Quotes: "My teeth are so clean, I can no longer stand up." "Grace destroys karma." "Sherri's heart is filled with hate towards puppets. Is that scriptually ok?" "Sometimes the most spiritual thing you can do is take a nap." "They are like what we would call shoulders"

Jesus and Women, The B. Islands Giveaway, Fear of Birds, Anger, What Your Car Does, Nicknames, Street Busking, Stories of Grace, Mourning One Direction Quotes "They wouldn't have put Jesus to death if He was just a boring guy go around being nice to people" "I wouldn't say mocked. I'd say explored with a lighter touch" "From the bird's perspective who slapped whom is the question" "Admitting your shortcomings is threatening to people unless they're humble. Then it's freeing"

Phone to Microscope, Feeling Like a Failure, Can't Move On, Nicknames, $180 Million Fight, Bracket of Awesomeness, Feeling Far From God, Survival School, Welcome to the Show, Unoffendable Acknowledgments, Mary Demuth Interview Quotes: "You can turn your phone into a microscope" "Your feelings don't trump the truth" "This radio show is a disaster" "Love means sacrifice and usually comes without feelings"

Brilliant Traffic Move, Starbuck's #WWI, Survival School Correction, Having Asperger's, Sing to God, Cooking Shows, Nicknames, Brackets of Awesomeness, Stories of Grace, 3D Printer Threat, Days of Appreciation Quotes: "When you act on behalf of somebody who's making you angry, you increase your love for that person" "Let's talk toast for a month at Starbuck's" "I think God wants to hear bad singers sing. Belt it out." "Grace is like a sunbeam coming through a prison"

Quickerson's, Kids and Character, Sword Fight of Knowledge, Don't Be Scandalized, Brackets of Awesomeness, Reading the Bible, Forgiveness, The Robot Emcee, Hotel Prices Quotes: "Your job as a parent is building character in your children" "My shirt is blousy but masculine" "Refuse to be scandalized by people" "God likes being around us"

Love Them, The Shaggy DA, Brackets of Awesomeness, Saeed Abedini, Viking Show Extras, Survival School, The Great Beard, No Moral Scoreboard, When You Get Older, Dreamworks Boycott, God and Our Character Quotes: "I still love them even if they don't love me" "Why is this shaggy dog allowed to hold public office?" "I'll be the guy screaming "Let the buyer beware" as we go into battle" "You need to check things in your character now, so that you want be light years off from where you want to be later"

Bracket of Awesomeness, Creflo Dollar Jet, New to the Show, Having Aspergers, Cute Animal Attack, ½ of a Married Person, When to Check the Phone, God Likes Us, Your Awesome Car

The Irish Accent, Bracket of Awesomeness, Taking Compliments, We Need to Talk, Being Corrected, Best Husband Names, Saeed Abedini

Narcissism vs. Contentment, Slow People and Gratitude, Non-Awesome Super Powers, Depressing Passages in the Bible, Accordion Worship, Whistle and Hum, "I'm Sorry", Survival School Quotes: "Anger and gratitude can't coexist" "My costume is brown to signify burnt toast" "I need that bomb and its gone. It disappeared" "Someone go get Super Kim" "God takes our hurts seriously" "It's hard to be humiliated when you're already humble"

They Don't Know, The Black/Blue Dress, Brackets of Awesomeness, Feeling in Love With God, HGTV and Redemption, Stories of Grace, Unoffendable Street Team, Moose and Pterodactyls, Expensive Hobbit House, Good Drivers? Quotes: "It's incredibly loving to do something when you don't feel it" "Something in us yearns for restoration and redemption" "My street team will have matching leather jackets" "You're not a Hobbit" "Useth thou the trump card"

Fast & Furious & the Wiener Mobile, Taking Your Spiritual Temperature, Protesting Leonard Nimoy's Funeral, Brant the Nutrition Consultant, Brackets of Awesome, Your Spiritual Resume, Tell the Rest of the Story, I Can't Live Without _____________, The Richest Woman in the World, Save the Alien Planet Quotes: "We just give the audience what they didn't even know they wanted" "I would pay to see the Fast and Furious if the Wiener Mobile was in it" "You don't have to take your spiritual temperature all the time" "They're scared of my wrath, if they steal my ideas" "I'm your go to guy for 'NO'"

A Religious Map of the US, Survival School, Rabid Hummingbirds, The Best Birthday Party Ever, The Persecuted Church, Do Advertisements Work?, Unoffendable, Note on a Plate, At the End of Yourself Quotes: "The reason you criticize it is the reason why I am a believer" "108 and 105 and still holding hands" "Religious cleansing in this world is a huge issue" "I had a razor focus on Mop N' Glo. "I'm amazed at the number of people that think they can forgive someone and be angry at them simultaneously" "You're really double dipping on the self-righteousness there"

Polar Bear Day, Stories of Grace, The Edible Coffee Cup, The Infant Rap Demo, The "Weakness" Interview Question, Gerbils and the Plague, Lamenting Prayer, The LED Traffic Sign, Polly For Office, Refrigerator Door Friend Test, #capesafety, 6-Year Old Birthday Party Quotes: "Don't even THINK of polar bears today" "The gerbils may be unrepentant" "I am nailing the 9-12 month rap demo" "#capesafety" "God wants you instead of a show. He wants your heart instead of a mannequin."

Sci-Fi Question: Instant Cleaning vs. No Radio, Give Jesus a Chance, Stories of Grace, The Best News, Leadership Tip, Bats at the Hansen's, The Great Printer Toner Question, The Unoffendable Gift, The Pressures on Women, If Jesus Had a Blog, Please Invite Brant... Quotes: "Rules don't change people. Grace does." "Hanging out in some church cultures you get a caricature of Jesus that isn't appealing" "We've elected you queen of the earth" "Start throwing people's phones in the toilet and watch respect for you shoot through the roof" "It's hard to punch someone on the shoulder when your sitting around talking about C.S. Lewis

How God's Love Works, Brant and the Robot Army, Mr. Tangles, Stories of Grace, Pray for the Persecuted, Jesus Says Something Different, Survival School, The Way Doctor Dresses, Bad Driver Sign Quotes: "God gave everything for me before I could do anything for Him" "You're broken. I know it. I'm gonna love you anyway." "Kids, you've got to paint the picture for people" "You've hurt the aliens' feelings by beating them with sticks"

The New Wave of Fashion, Awkward Jog of Gratitude, Understanding the Oscars, Men and Anger, Men Crying, The "Other" Facebook Inbox, Sci-Fi Question: Losing 10 lbs vs. World Class Accordion Player, Everyone Preaches, House Church Quotes: "If I dress like a pirate or a medieval peasant, that won't affect the show" "I need a producer that let's me be me" "Anger isn't manly" "You can make a million dollars as a world class accordion player" "Let's all humble our heart before God and then see what he does with us"

The Wedding UN-vitation, The Oscars Swag Bag, Coffee in a Bowl, A Social Media Tip, Ordinary Stuff, Sky Diving, Prayer, Save the Alien Planet, Self-Imposed Goals Quotes: "Humility is a really good way to go sometimes" "The spa is like a library. I didn't know" "The Oscars are the awards for the best people acting like other people" "You had a problem with me putting my bowl of coffee on the floor and lapping it up like a cat" "Maybe you being radical means you live and walk in forgiveness"

Political Differences In Church, The Show That Has the Baby Bears, Best Restaurants, Alex Rodriguez Profile, Brant and Sherri Cruise, Attractive Qualities In A Man, Jesus Is Relevant, Brant's Kale Cookies Quotes: "Your feelings follow your actions not the other way around" "Jesus is relevant. As far as the curse is found, He undoes it." "We can be known as the show that rescues the baby bears" "If you guys aren't gonna take the puppets seriously, then forget the whole thing" "The problem with having our own cruise is we can't afford to go on it"

Comfort Food Revisited, Valentine For Life, Growing Up Christian, Paring Down, Praying, Welcome to the Show, Fear of Birds, Atheist Regimes, $120 thousand 1 Bedroom Apartment, Traffic and Forgiveness, Easiest Job, Look At Jesus Quotes: "A lot of people report they've experienced nausea and anger after the show" "Humans are broken and Jesus is the only one who does something about it" "Have you ever seen a peacock or peahen wreaking havoc or attacking anyone?" "Traffic is forgiveness practice" "He's very heavily starched this evening"

On-Line Church, Easiest Job, Astronaut HOF, Cohabitation, Burger King Pies, Celebrity Is Not the Answer, Awesome Mind Reading Trick, Humans Waiting On You, The Westminster Dog Show, Trash At Berkeley Quotes: "Facebook makes it hard for people to really know you inside and out" "The Sun Glass Place: home of the cleanest sunglasses on earth" "Things will be miserable if you go through life trying to teach strangers 'a lesson'" "The number 5 usually corresponds to rabbit in people's mind" "I try things out on people and it always works until it's on the air and then it falls apart"