Brant & Sherri Oddcast

Brant talks with Christian author and speaker Larry Crabb.

Forgiveness, Dealing with Difficult People, Mystery Radio Theater, History Segment: The Mix Tape and the Commodore 64, It’s about Jesus Not Morality, Dueling Shows Quotes: “Youth huddle together and listen to tales of your” “I have to trust God to change people just like He has changed and is changing me” “You don’t have the right to hang on to anger”

A Word of Encouragement for Lebron James, The Color of Asperger's, Brant's Hair, Pick Up Limes, Cheese or Font, Customer Service Jobs, Church Celebrity Culture, The Accordion Call, Unoffendable Giveaway, Where Is God In Suffering Quotes: "Thanks Lebron for your support of the show" "Does your heart really beat faster when you think of fitting into pop culture?" "When the culture mocks God is not the real God. It's a cartoon version of Him." "The listeners to my own program are beginning to scare me"

Find God Now, The Consequences of the Penny, Elizabeth Eliot Quotes, Justifying My Team, Not Breaking Up, The Magna Carta Birthday, The Easiest Job Quotes: "It may be 100 degrees outside but doggone it I'm still gonna wear my slouchy beanie hat." 'If you don't have the feelings and you worship anyway, with your life, with the decisions you make...God is really pleased with that." "It's today for which we are responsible, God still owns tomorrow" "You have peace with God because of some box that has already been checked that was on Jesus' to-do list" "Frito Lay makes me soooo angry!"

Losing A Childhood Friend, A Plethora of Administrators, Uno-ffendable, Women/Men and Compliments, Brant's New Hair, Church Is Not a Place, Sci-Fi Question: The Magic Pizza Ticket, Dealing With Anger, Christians & Culture, How A Relationship With God Works, Everybody Believes In God Quotes: "Universities have administrators for every man, woman, and child within a 20 mile radius" "I think it's a good on-air hair style" "Church is not a place, it's a people." "Atheists say there is no God. I say there is. But we're both living like I'm right."

Climbing Yosemite, Wisdom, Save Alien Planet, You Are NOT Your Job, Brant and Brad Pitt, I Saw the Light, Non-Verbal Communication, Putting the Listener in Their Place, This Week Is Going to Rock Because_______________, Waterfall Facts Quotes: "Wisdom is not boring. Wisdom allows you to do exciting things because you didn't make stupid decisions." "Sometimes you save a planet, sometimes you don't. Fist Bump!" "You are not your job. God looks at you without a resume" "I read the Bible because I've got to see what God says about me." "We just need more banjo in our lives. That is our thesis here."

Video Games, Internet Anger, Without Love, Servant Waitress, Sci-Fi Question: George Clooney vs. Funny Ben Franklin, Judgmental, Brant's Possible New Hair Quotes: "I'm gonna do a fundraiser called Farmville Aid and invite Mellencamp and stuff" "It's frustrating when people are not even mocking your real beliefs. They're mocking their idea of your belief" "Venting anger on social media doesn't diminish anger. It amplifies it." "Tell them what they've won Brant...nothing. We don't have prizes here."

Mr. Steve, Sci-Fi Question: Paid Vacation vs. IQ Points, Pray for Wisdom, Forgiveness, History Segment: Paper Cutter, The Podcast: Weird Friends, Survival School, Norm-Core, Never Crushed, Words Can Hurt, Steph Curry Mistake Quotes: "Sometimes we see people as walking trees, we don't see God has invested his image in them." "As a parent of little kids you feel like you're bleeding I.Q. points" "The opposite of wisdom is foolishness. Foolishness will always cause pain." "Once a Musk Ox is enraged, there's not much you can do"

Wife In Your Phone Contacts, Hipster Jeopardy, Norm-Core, Prayer, I Saw the Light, Reading Your Bible, This Week's Gonna Rock Because ____________, Later You'll Understand, Video of the Day, Immaturity Quotes: "I'm starting a new trend called Abnorm-core. It involves puppet." "If God revealed everything to you, your head would explode. You wouldn't be able to process the information." "We're afraid that God's not gonna get it right. That's what causes us to worry." "If you don't learn what God is actually like and remind yourself of it often, you'll start to create him into what you wanted anyway." "I don't want a God of my making. He's not nearly good enough. He's not nearly powerful enough."

Making Friends, The Underdog Hall of Fame, Apple Pie and Cheddar, The Miss-Spelling Bee, Saeed Abedini, Supernatural Peace, Survival School, The Spinning House Quotes: "This is gonna hurt, isn't it?" "Sherri's mom has all the characteristics of Sherri without the edge." "God promises us supernatural peace in the worst circumstances if we turn towards Him" "Survival School is appreciated though never requested."

7-Year Old Football Contract, The Underdog Hall of Fame, The Ministry Castle, Humans and Self Righteousness, Kid Fixations, Guys Fixing Things, An Excitement Jolt, Miss Universe, Eulogy vs. Resume, Save the Alien Planet Quotes: "You love to see someone who has been dealt a difficult hand of cards to play be treated like royalty" "No one's listening anymore, but let's pretend they are" "All humans are self-righteous, not just so-called Christians" "What planet has dominated the Miss Universe contest for the last 60 years? Earth. The rest of the universe can't hold a candle to us" "I want my kids to be built up according to their character not their resume."

You Are Welcome, The 16 Things Highly Successful People Do on Monday Morning, Spiritual Losers, When Birds Attack, Needing Validation, God Loves You, Loving Others, Dealing With Anger, Cheese or Font, Praying for People Quotes: "You're adding a blanket of humanity to your email and we don't even know what you're talking about" "People use to actually get SICK with religion" "Rebellion is like chains. Be done with it. Grow up and run the race" "Maybe you built your house on the bird's ancestral sqwaking ground" "God doesn't need you to be famous to use you" "Do you know your cheeses?"

The Marine and His Bride Picture, Lebron=Brant?, History Segment: The Phone Book, Man Lessons From Jesus, Digital Pants, I Saw the Light, This Week Will Rock Because_______, Jim Gafigan Show, Be Encouraging, Laughing With Sherri Quotes: "I want to take man lessons from Jesus" "Women are attracted to men that are willing to take responsibility" "If you had your name in the phone book you were a nobody. Special people paid NOT to have their name in the book" "This show starts strange and gets weirder" "I don't want digital pants. It's just another thing I have to remember to shut off before a movie or church" "The big, fake Eiffel tower is calling your name"

Brant talks with counselor Kathy Martin about what a woman can do when she is married to a husband who is not a believer.

Brant and Sherri talk off-air about Brant's problems promoting the book, why they don't talk politics, and the essence of discipleship.

Lisa Anderson from boundless.org talks about being single and intentionally finding and creating community, realizing marriage doesn't cure loneliness, and letting God write your story.

Michael talks to Brant about 'the masculinity crisis' because of porn and video games, should a woman ask her boyfriend if struggles with pornography, and how every sinful behavior is rooted in a legitimate God given appetite.

Marriage Advice, History Segment: Cassette Tapes, Survival School, Wise Friends, Memorial Day Weekend Grilling, Brant's Sing-a-Long, New Emoticons Quotes: "All you need is a sunroof and some puppets" "You should always have a couple friends that are older and wiser than you." "You shape your spouse over time" "What does a croissant emoticon reveal about my state of mind?"

History Lessons: Car Windows, Brant's First Car, Car Colors, The Prodigal Son Story, Sci-Fi Question: Who's Lying?, Persistent Onesimus, God Hasn't Zapped Us Yet, The Voice(mail), Forgiveness and Success, Men Can't Find Stuff, Hiding the Microwave, Marriage Advice Quotes: "Since when do I have point to the things I say?" "It's really tiresome being the older brother in the Prodigal Son story. How about just go join the party." "You have to be for someone if you expect them to receive what you're saying."

BONUS MATERIAL: Complaint Letters!!!, Americans and Listening, Skype Rules, Introvert/Extrovert, History Segment: Checks, Marriage Advice, Hatred to Friends, Good News, Arguing with Non-Christians, The Voice(Mail), Deal Breaker: Uh-huh, If Jesus Is Who He Said He Is, He Still Loves You Quotes: "What are the rules for Skype or Facetime...are we just supposed to lock eyes and not blink?" "It's easier for people to think well of you when you're an extrovert" "Maybe the title of our show should be: From Hatred to Friends." "If the whole world that's been operating under this idea that they have to appease God somehow found out that He's already appeased because of what He's already done for us" "Everyone is religious by nature. You worship something. You serve something." "I would never call grace 'cheap' but it better be free. Cause I got nothin to pay for it."

New to the Show, Attention Span, Phone People, When You Mess Up, You're Welcome Here, Alien Planet, God As Doctor, Not As Strong As You Think You Are, Rules of the Show, The Voice(Mail), Saeed Abedini, Marriage Advice, The Baby Goat Farm Quotes: "God specializes in taking your mess-ups and making something beautiful out of them" "Jesus is convinced of His ability to change us" "God is the doctor and he tells me I have a major problem...I'm addicted to myself. And it might require surgery, and I'm OK with that." "Sherri, how could you question the need for a baby goat?"

Marriage Advice, If Jesus Had A Blog, Praise, I Saw the Light, The Voice (Mail), Money & Worry, Welcome to the Show, Probably Soft Hands, This Week Will Rock Because __________ Quotes: "God breathed life into dust. He made the whole universe. He set the stars in space and charts their course. God deserves praise. It's not egocentric, it's just truth" "Beans and cornbread had a fight. We don't know what it means. Just accept it." "A lot of people stressed about a Monday, but you don't have to be because God has Tuesday in mind and Wednesday and you don't have to worry about it." "Worry is effectively saying: I don't trust God to do what I know is the right thing." "The listener of this program goes through stages. Work the stages. Stage #2 is white hot rage."

Honorary Doctorates, The Professor and the Baby, The Voice-mail, Family Bingo, Forgiveness, It Is Finished, Making SFX, Jesus Is THE Way, Survival School Quotes: "Jesus embodied what it meant to be masculine: love for the vulnerable and the people on the margins." "The listeners to this program ooze talent. Maybe you'd like to ooze with us." "The whole Cosmos shifted when Jesus died on the cross" "There are bees in my space suit."

Spiritual Seekers, Welcome to the Show, Redbox Shoes, Baby Chloe on the Plane, Chewbacca Hoodie, Rain Wilson on Brokenness, Men in the Mirror, Making SFX, Is Your Dog a Genius? Quotes: "Producer Sherri has her own quirks. We'll unpack those as soon as we're done with mine." "If you're a seeker be open to the fact that Jesus maybe exactly what you've been seeking for." "The Gospel frees some people and scandalizes the rest." "Today on the show well be talking about Jesus AND is your dog a genius? It's the breadth of this show." "Read about Jesus for yourself, don't believe the cartoon caricature."

New Facial Hair, Honorary Doctorates, Karaoke Church, NPR Puppet Stealing, Saeed Abedini, "Are You A Christian" Poll, Octagon of Knowledge, Worry, The Podcast and Blues Guitar Quotes: "We're giving away Honorary Doctorates on the show today like candy" "NPR is stealing from us and renaming our puppets" "When I became a believer I gave my life away. So what can you take from me?" "Without the music, I'm just a guy in a unitard" "Who accredits the people that accredit the people that accredit? We don't know."

A New Way to Handle Annoying People, Hansen's Law, Stories of Grace, The 200 Sq Ft Apartment, The Misfit Table, Learning From Unoffendable, Food Is Better Toasted Science, We All Want a King, The Coordinates Bracelet, Brant's American Idol Suggestion Quotes: "Hansen's Law: Don't be surprised when the person that does the thing, does the thing" "We've seen the popular kids table, it looks nice over there. We tried to sit there once." "Part of humility is acknowledging that you don't have it all figured out" "I'm glad my book is out there stirring up problems. Mission Accomplished"

Mother's Day Spending, Followers on ETSY, Speaker Phone in Public, The Relationship That Lasts Forever, I Saw the Light, What to Say to Your Wife, Not Doing Enough For God, Day of Awesome, The News and Anxiety Quotes: "You're not guaranteed a mate. God only guarantees you Himself for eternity." "If we continue to strive for God's approval when we already have it, it actually becomes sort of a neurotic thing." "Why do all conversational roads have to lead back to my burgundy pants?"

Forgiving Someone When They Haven't Apologized, The Hokey Pokey Injury, McDonald's and Kale, FB Marriages via Brant, Cursing, The Dirty Beard Statistics, CURE International, The Monkey Bar Injury, Introverts on the Phone, Sci-Fi Question: Bid Dumb Heads, Welcome to the Show Quotes: "Sherri torpedoed the romance" "We forgive based on who God is and what He has done for us...not because someone has or hasn't apologized" "Stop talking about our beards" "It's amazing but God gives us the opportunity to turn towards him or away from Him" "You have to let anger go. The process of doing that is different for all of us"

Epic Phone Battle, Other Ladies, Save the Alien Planet, Mother's Day Spending, When You Don't Like Someone..., World Class Accordion Player, Cure International, Brant's Son, Awkward Jog of Gratitude Quotes: "You can't say what type of phone you like. Android or iPhone. Once you say one or the other...people take up camps. Banners flying. Oaths taken to avenge." "Brant's slow jam is impactful in it's bizarreness" "I tried to be like Barry White, but I ended up sounding like Kevin Spacey, then I swerved into Froghorn Leghorn, and ended it with Colonel Sanders." "We tried to make up for the deficits we have in professionalism with epicness" "Separate what people are doing from who they are. It will help you be FOR that person and pray for that person"

CURE International, The Advice Goats, Church Sports League Anger, Asperger's and Knowing Jesus, God Mad Us All Differently, Finding Things With Tags, Cancel the Prom...ALL Proms, National Beverage Day, Octagon of Knowledge, Do You REALLY Want To Be Known? Quotes: "We are the only program with Advice Goats. Until people start stealing them" "God uses people on the margins that don't fit the mainstream" "Will we allow God to change us? That's the question for all of us whether you have your hands raised or not" "The National Beverage Association can kinda play me cause I need coffee. But I'm not getting played all the way." "Just one everlasting love can really make a pretty big difference."

The Royal Baby Team, Simplicity, I Thought You Were White..., Movies You Don't Get, Cure: Send a Kid a Note, A Social Media Tip on Anger, The Awkward Jog of Gratitude...UP STAIRS, It's Not About Sin Control, When God Changes Your Heart, Saeed Abedini Quotes: "Why can't people, when they think of me, picture Will Smith" "Prepare yourself for something mildly funny on this show" "Suddenly I'm running...I didn't want to, but I am...and it's out of gratitude" "Be open to the fact that God may change what you want"

The Big Fight, Nutri-Bullet Following Brant, The Avengers, I Saw the Light, Think On These Things, Pray For Your Enemies, Survival School, Prayer, Big Bird Fear, Day of Awesome, God Still Wants Us Quotes: "I wanted to know under what circumstances Brant' face would be pummeled with his permission." "We don't know a person's heart. I don't even know my own heart." "If humility forces you into God's arms, that's wonderful!" "I'm trying to be a man of the people and not a weirdo for once"

Baltimore Riots and the Social Media, The Unoffendable Hall of Fame, Social Suaveness Tip, Gossip, Non-Awesome Super Powers, How God Feels Love, Colonel Cuddly, Saeed Abedini, D.L. Hughely Son with Asperger's Quotes: "You don't have to 'take' offense. You can choose not to" "Something supernatural happens when you realize you've been given unmerited favor that you don't deserve: Grace" "I have a subtle suaveness" "When I gossip, I'm uncovering someone instead of covering them the way Jesus did with me."

Chronic Lateness Disease, Throw Rugs, Prayer, Saeed Abedini Birthday, Brant: Rule Breaker, Pocket Shark, Beat at UNO, My Mom Hates Your Show, Can We Hear From Brant's Wife?, The Holocaust Victim and Anger, Stories of Grace Quotes: "I applaud research studies that affirm what I already think." "I need to be spending time of solitary un-busyness with God." "Kids if you're planning to rob a bank today, don't." "Sherri seems to have a criminal mind. That's really weird."

Taking Criticism, Earth Day, Unoffendable Testimonials, Driver-less Car, Fictional Character Draft, Sci-Fi Question: The Opposite Political Party Car Wrap, Trusting God, More Bird News, Morning People Science, Boycott the Delicious Stuff Quotes: "Safety through incompetence is my creed" "The wise person listens to counsel, the fool blows it off" "I like belonging to something that can love me" "I would draft Old Yeller to my team. The rabid version" "Ignore Sherri during this nature moment"

Deal Breaker: Uncle Sam All the Time, Toast-ception, To Hydrate or Not, Ways to Say I Love You, Brant=Uncle Jesse, Our Most Compelling Need, Processing Anger, Makin Friends, The Unoffendable Hall of Fame, A Bird Passes Out Quotes: "If you're looking for actual acceptance that matters, God is the only one that is ever constant" "Where did you get the rule that you're entitled to anger? It's not in the Bible." "I haven't even had enough coffee to tell you off" "Stephen's dog is going in the Unoffendable Hall of Fame" "We may start a new feature called 'Bird News'"

Brant Starts a Conversation, God's Love, Doing the Right Thing for The Wrong Reason, Drafting Fictional Characters, Save the Alien Planet, Banning the Prom, The Unoffendable Discussion Quotes: "I'm turning this into a Russian piece of some sort. I didn't mean to." "God's love is different than any other love we've known. It expects nothing in return." "Jesus cares deeply about our motives" "Thank you science for vindicating this program" "Larry the Cucumber is going to make a better life for him and his family"

Brant's Army, Being Unoffendable, Day of Awesome, The Podcast, Prayer, I Saw the Light, The Persecuted Church, No Thank You, Tebow to the Eagles Quotes: "I will issue edicts and decrees and you keep them. Then everything is cool" "Humans like to be self-righteous. It's universal." "I am almost a real professional radio host. I'm getting so close. It's inspiring"

We Want Your Autograph, Brant's Book Giveaway Contest: Demolish and Fellowship, Cheating at Board Games, Forgiveness, God and the Stars, Survival School, Getting Men to Listen, Missionary Spy, Bird in the House, The Sizzler and Brant: Tweeps, Getting Older, Saeed Abedini Quotes: "Look Sherri, at the end I need you to tell me I'm awesome" "My next book is entitled 'Demolish and Fellowship'" "Just because you have a tent doesn't mean you have a jetpack" "Missions, spies, danger, gospel...ALL OF IT!" "It really comes down to 'Do I believe God is good?'" "If you know that you've been busted, like the thief on the cross and yet forgiven, you're not gonna block other people from getting in on the party"

God Knows You, Sherri vs. Baby Birds, Brant's Book Giveaway Contest, Stories of Grace, Book Release Party, Ideal Listener, Wisdom, Just Like Friends, A Book About Worry, Throw Away Battleship, Colonel Mustard's Last Stand Quotes: "The thing about grace, when you see it...you never forget it" "Somehow, someway, God knows my actual thoughts, how I really am... and STILL loves me." "Ask me about 1935 Sci-Fi stuff" "We don't ask much on the show...just that you assimilate yourself into an army of minions willing to do my bidding" "You don't HAVE to get wiser as you get older. Hopefully you will"

Kale Smoothie, Brant's Book Giveaway Contest, The Best/Worst Thing About Aging, J Lo Wins, Forgiveness, Survival School, Being Down on Yourself, Colonel Cuddly, Sherri Is a Handful, Success Quotes: "You actually know date to commemorate your 1/2 birthday?" "Wisdom is being able to look at life and know what matters and what doesn't matter in a relative sense" "I have to watch the news for my job. If I didn't I would be singularly uninformed." "Forgiveness is the defining thing for Christians"

The Myth of Secret Sins, Brant's Book Giveaway Contest, Brant's Book Release Party, Why Should We Pray?, Save the Alien Planet, Girls Asking Guys Out, 9 Ways to Wear Pants, Competing with Dad, The Awkward Jog of Gratitude, Unfulfilled Desires Quotes: "Private sin is a myth. Any 'secret' sin your in affects other people" "You can go to branthansen.com if you want your grandma humbled." "God delights in us as a father and wants us to know that He hears what we say, He's involved with us, and He's never leaving us." "Until that last 30 seconds...I really was sounding like I knew what I was talking about" "I know exactly how to wear my pants: on my legs"

Welcome to the Show, Small Talk, Brant's Book Release Party, Master's Miniature Golf, I Saw the Light, Forgiveness, The Opposite of Shoplifting, Uniform Social Problems, Day of Awesome, Autism Awareness Month Quotes: "I'm a little bit of an acquired taste." "Welcome to the show that teaches you nothing." "For the Master's Golf Tournament, why can't they have robotic monkeys that scoop your ball up and throw it back at you?" "Forgiving someone who trespasses against you is a very narrow way and most people won't choose it." "My inability forgive shows a gross misunderstanding of what Calvary actually meant"

Brant's Book Release Party, Joke Factory, Forgiveness (The Police Shooting in South Carolina), Unoffendable Book Give-a-way, Stories of Grace, Boxing with Your iPhone, Secrets Extroverts Should Know About Introverts, Colonel Cuddly, Awesom-tism Quotes: "Coming up with a joke is not a pleasant process. A salute to you Joke Makers!" "I don't think the listeners have done a good job. I think they've failed us." "Anybody named Robin has been stricken from buying my book" "Maybe forgiving someone is not natural, maybe it's something supernatural God does through you"

Prayer, Brant and Sherri Visit YOU, God Want to be with Us, Joke Factory, Prom-posal, Brant's Disastrous Prom Story, Loving Your Enemies, Hot-Tubbing with C.S. Lewis, The Rock Diet, The Book Launch Party and Uniforms Quotes: "The glitter in my hair will be removed" "You don't have to wait until you're good at prayer to do it" "When you forgive your enemies you begin to understand exactly how good God has been to us" "A lot of us want to be known. God knows you and He loves you" "God's not after our stuff. He wants you. He wants your heart. The other stuff will follow" "What does a moose and H&R Block have in common?"

You Had ONE Job, Brackets of Awesomeness National Champion, Joke Factory: H&R Block and a Moose, The Christie Brinkley Bird Attack, Social Media Tip from the Bible, Husband Heart Change, The Unoffendable Book Release Problem, Fan Club Up to 1, IKEA Nap, Who God Chooses, Call of Duty Retirement Quotes: "I basically need to talk and remember what the phone # is?" "We don't know what the protocol is for rioting over baby goats" "God prefers to use the underdog so He gets the credit" "If you want to be known as a Christian, you need to be known as a person that brings peace into the room" "God favors the lowly over the high and mighty"

Remembering Life Events, One-Job Epic Fail, Anger, Armed with a Fact, Think on These Things, Brant's Book Release Party, Saeed Abedini, Venting Anger, Presume Quotes: "Remind yourself of what's true. That's what helps with worries. God loves you and He's in control" "Basically we're skeet shooting my ideas. I send them up and they're shot down immediately" "It's nothing but Thurston Howell stuff and frankly I'm sick of it" "I have to presume the best of people's intentions"

Brackets of Awesomeness Final Match-up, Unoffendable Google Hangout Book Release Party, The Monday Song, Asperger, The Unoffendable Frank Kaminsky, When Kids Stare, When Sherri Met Brant, Jesus in the Movies Quotes: "I'll be making toast and I'll have a bow time on" "Death is the enemy and it has been defeated" "Sherri saw me as a mixture between a swashbuckling archaeologist and a wizard from middle earth" "It's unlikely that Jesus actually had movie star good looks" "If you're a follower of Jesus, you've got to want to be around people and people have got to want to be around you" "As you learn more about Jesus, not the trappings we've put on him culturally, but more about God himself, you're gonna be drawn to him" "It's striking when you see someone use grace"

Persecution in Kenya, They Know Not...,The Duke Rejection Letter, Priceline Baby, The Thief on the Cross, Brant vs. Brett, Eyebrow Analysis, Bracket of Awesomeness, Uniforms, Being Exposed, The Bloody Cross, The Good Friday Reveal, No Fleek Quotes: "The way the guy next to Jesus on the cross was treated is like an atomic bomb to religion" "Press 2 to tell Brett his producer is incredible" "I was Kiboshed" "We're free to admit that we're messed and embrace what Jesus did for us"

Anger, Bird Fear, Bracket of Awesomeness, Roles of the Show, Latitude, What Guys Like, Singing to God, On Fleek, Coffee to Smoothie, On-line Anger, Retirement, Forgiveness Quote: "Jesus gave all He had on the cross and it was to cover us" "I'm freezing to death but I don't have to forgive you" "I'm gonna have a good retort to that in minutes" "It's just one thankful latitude call after another" "You're helping me to channel my creativity so that things make 'sense'"