Boy, oh Boi

We talk aimlessly WITH dear sweet Steven. It’s his birthday afterall.

We talk aimlessly about our triumphant return to broadcasting. We exchange midly belated christmas gifts. Also, Greyson took a terrible tumble upon stepping into a soapy bathtub.

I aimlessly talk about honestly a lot of things. What happened to the podcast? What happened to Grey and Jacy'? Wait this isn't Grey and Jacy'... It is I, Hans! I talk about the Texas Renaissance Festival, Minecraft, and yap about a whole bunch of other things for a whole gosh darn hour.

We talk aimlessly about Greyson being torn apart from his most treasured earthly possessions. Jacy’ drank a bunch of alcohol at ACL this weekend- Greyson, however, drank a lot of water at work. Plus Chargul is back up to her usual BS.

We talk aimlessly about the missed opporunity that was Greyson and his wife changing their last name to Winters. Have you guys considered the last name dragon, though?? Also, is it suicide to kill your younger self (who has time travelled to the future)?

We talk aimlessly about how Greyson’s fascistic leanings will be what gets him killed. Also Pokemon TCG has added a new, limited-time EX pack to mixed reviews. And Jacy””’ is considering a sushi startup while Greyson searches for a new wedding ring.

We talk aimlessly about whether or not entering hospice care could be considered suicide. Also Jacy”” can’t stop sleeping nor thinking about quitting his job. Plus! we discovered why autism happens.

We talk aimlessly about the fact that Greyson is now a married man. How we’re all just one bad day away from being admitted to the mental hospital. And did you guys know Apple uses liquid glass now?

We talk aimlessly about the recent uncovering of a boy oh boi relic. Per Steven’s demand, we get to the bottom of Charlie Kirk’s death. Plus, Greyson will be married by the time our next epsiode drops!

We talk aimlessly about the merits of unprepared veggies. We are NOT fans. Would you guys be okay with sleeping in a museum? How about all of your furniture being wall-mounted?

We talk aimlessly about the absolutely cruel and unfair demand that has been made of Greyson: that he DISCARD Wesley’s legendary rolling chair. Guys be honest, are we getting fat? Like for real- just be honest.

We talk aimlessly about engagement rings and min/maxing performativeness. Also, Spotify unfortunately ‘fixed’ their ai-generated chapter titles. Btw we are both dreadfully tired. Sorry.

We talk aimlessly about our recent trip to Chicago!! From a sloppy gift exchange, to a battle of breakfasts (one of which was green), to a couple of museums that we visited- we ran the gamut of the big apple.

We talk aimlessly about the sadness that is dementia- but maybe we have a cure… Also, Jordan is back with her updates. Oh boy is she. Plus Hulk Hogan died, dude.

We talk aimlessly about how Jordan (of the Jordan update) saved the podcast. Greyson’s birthday is coming up- his gf is obviously getting him a Switch 2. Also, is $1200 a week something to scoff at? We think not.

We talk aimlessly about the end of boy oh boi (thanks Jordan). How are we supposed to increase our energy levels, though? And what is it like to interact with schizophrenic people vs. angry people?

We talk aimlessly about the impending demise of the podcast, and it’s all thanks to Jordan. A Brita water filter advertisement is STUCK in Jacy””s head. AND! Grey the Grey meets his future father-in-law.

We talk aimlessly about how Greyson is slowly becoming a *gulp* “Jeni’s Guy.” What is the ideal job for Jacy”””, btw? Sources say photographer. And, sadly to say, Mr. BEAST is embroiled in controversy yet again.

We talk aimlessly about our first experience watching the cinematic experience that is Francis Ford Coppola’s Megalopolis. We also contemplate how we came to know the taste of piss. Btw- don’t tell anyone, but the coffee is decaf.

We talk aimlessly about how bad things keep happening. Rip to Bonnaroo and to Hanalei. Chuck E. Cheese frozen pizzas are NOT to be eaten btw- get the real thing instead. And we unfortunately rehash Chargul’s biggest blunder once more.

We talk aimlessly about WHERE the ‘next Austin’ will be… We narrowed it down to Richmond and Little Rock. CM Punk prepares to suck a Saudi blood money-covered c**k. Oh and one of us got kicked in the head by a mental patient. Jacy’ knows he forgot to mute his nose-blowing. I’m sorry.

We talk aimlessly about the disappearance of Jacy””””’s comfort podcast. Also, what celebrities do Greyson and Jacy”” most resemble? And why is it NOT that ugly loser Noah Kahan. And a trip to Canada happened.

We talk aimlessly about the many new features being implemented for Spotify podcasts. The serial killer accusations levied against Greyson are relitigated. And we also have a MASSIVE Jordan Update to share.

We talk aimlessly about our brand new time stamps! They are great! Greyson was ROBBED of his Very Strawberry Lick ice cream. Jacy’ had an absolutely psychotic dream.

We talk aimlessly about the Paramount+ profile picture BEEF between the two of us. Our plans to show and tell were sadly dashed, but we got our own low-sensory room instead. Greyson now knows his true life passion, btw (it’s ghost hunting).

We talk aimlessly about the very big difference between ED and PE. Greyson has recently become enthralled by all those little kids in the Peanuts cartoons. Also, when is one meant to use the word ‘gnarly’?

We talk aimlessly about Aunt Kathy’s cosmic intuition… We both got flyers exposing the secrets of neuroscience and the eating of babies. And, guys, what’s the deal with erectile dysfunction?

We talk aimlessly about the many beverage-related meet-and-greets we have missed out on. Jacy”” is considering rolling for breakfast tacos. And Greyson is feeling PASSIONATE about pizza and sandwiches this week.

We talk aimlessly about Jacy’s pet tortoise, Statue. Does Trump MAGA Burger offer any vegetarian options? Inquiring minds would like to know… And wow, what an eventful weekend we had full of Clue (the movie) and Alohi.

We talk aimlessly about the pros and cons of eating crawfish. Greyson is PEEVED about the girlbosses. But guys don’t worry- everything happens for a reason.

We talk aimlessly about the importance of bathtubs! What is the proper way to address multiple people, btw? Y’all, you all, you guys, you two? Also, our plans for Marianne’s Garden are coming together quite nicely.

We talk aimlessly about how this podcast has been SAVED by Greyson’s new girlfriend. Jacy””’s grandparents might be just a little too old to effectively FaceTime. And have you ever given someone the iggy (izzy)?

We talk aimlessly about Jacy’s supremely unfortunate week. There’s an even more unfortunate John Cena t-shirt that we both bought, and also the virtues of lolcows, slop content, and scrappy-doo.

We talk aimlessly about Greyson’s major announcement, which he will only mention this ONE time ever. The gamers at Gamestop love The Undertaker apparently. And we plan for our Chicago trip!

We talk aimlessly about the unfortunate truth that we have to swing this week. We also rename one of our friends. Welcome to the world, Wonderful Bulger. To round up or round down- that is the question.

We talk aimlessly about the array of listening audience feedback we’ve received over the past week… Thank you ileomar, Bob, and Jordan. Btw guys, is Jacy’ Jewish? Sound off in the Spotify comments below.

We talk aimlessly about Greyson’s opposition toward the word “utmost.” We also sort out the ethical problems of creating an ai chatbot of your significant other and engaging in lolcow culture.

We talk aimlessly about our wonderful weekend consisting of live pro wrestling, Hulk Hogan’s new beer, and The Hobbit movies. The history of Tourette’s Disorder is a little wild. We also really dig into our bathroom hygiene habits.

We talk aimlessly about how we squandered the best 5 minutes this podcast has EVER seen. We also have big life update from Greyson… He is expecting. We try coconut Suero this episode too, btw. We are fearful for our lives as a result.

We talk aimlessly about an amazing idea hatched by our friend Charlotte: We’re going to Chicago! Jacy””’ has a decent chance of dying in the next two years btw. Guys, are we starting a boy band?

We talk aimlessly about the loss of our beloved Boy Oh Boi Ziploc bag. We also have a marathon Jordan update this week for everybody. Plus, finally, Marianne’s Garden as a concept is explained in-full.

We talk aimlessly about the plot of The Nutcracker… What is the plot of The Nutcracker? There are so many gifts exchanged this week on the podcast- Books, Plushies, Christianity Merchandise, and all.

We talk aimlessly about how we are really playing with fire (a potential covid diagnosis) this week. We will be making NO assumptions about the United Healthcare assassination. Mr Beast has a new game show btw.

We talk aimlessly about the loss of our youthful glow. How do you guys eat food by the way? Like, what teeth do you usually use? Oh- and Steven got us some lovely christmas gifts!

We talk aimlessly about Jacy”””’s first ever automobile accident. Greyson has had a very sad trip home to South Carolina so far. But we have the television show Wayne, I guess.

We talk aimlessly about Jacy’s stress dream-filled (accidental) nap. Greyson is preparing for his trip to South Carolina. Record Store Day happened too, and Jacy’ now has a celebrity neighbor.

We talk aimlessly about our first ever friendsgiving- a time of hunger, frustration, and occult card readings. Also- there’s no such thing as a throw of pain, nor a foul swoop. But the unibomber was actually right about one thing.

We talk aimlessly and reminisce on our lovely McDonalds adventure in Boolin, MD a few years ago. We also have a double-feature Jordan Update. Omg it’s also the Suero Special, in case you didn’t get the memo.

We talk aimlessly about how Looney Tunes has become Greyson’s newest muse. We have hard-hitting questions from Aunt Kathy. We have an even more hard-hitting question, though: WHAT is Tweety Bird’s gender?

We talk aimlessly about the ONGOING 2024 presidential election results (with live updates from our very speedy correspondent, Jordan). Jacy”” has started his career as a Favor delivery driver! And we dive deep into why we don’t eat vultures.