Boy, oh Boi

We talk aimlessly about our undying, unwavering, and undisputed fandom of Lick Honest Ice Creams in honor of their 13th birthday. Also, we are near certain that our resident bird expert Parzival does not know what an opinion is. Oh! And we went to the Texas Renaissance Festival.

We talk aimlessly about our designs to get a year’s supply of Lick Ice Cream and some merchandise. We also spent a WHOLE DAY in Ft. Worth, Texas. And early voting has started! Will the furry stripping for America impact *your* vote?

We talk aimlessly about the FOUL, disgusting abomination that is a banana marshmallow latte. Also- WHY are people using the phrase “liminal space”? Kindly, stop. And… We have evidence that Greyson is not alone in his auditory hallucinations.

We talk aimlessly about the fact that we MISSED a Jordan update. This was a massive lapse in judgement on our end, and we sincerely apologize. We also learn a little bit about raptors. No, the other kind of raptor. Mind you, this is all while Greyson slips deeper into his psychosis.

We talk aimlessly about the fastest animal in recorded history in our first-ever weekly BIRD FACT from Parzival. We are at odds with one another regarding our impaired vision, btw. And, as always, remember to get your foreskin touched up every once in a while.

We talk aimlessly about the many updates we have from our loyal, loyal listening audience. We dive into some untied loose ends from Boy Oh Boi’s past. Also Jacy””’s sister’s dad was in a Netflix documentary (he tried killing someone).

We talk aimlessly about our bathroom-locking habits, and how Greyson has a clear preference for the lack of any lock whatsoever. Rolling Stone Magazine is going down btw- just you wait. Greyson’s romantic and religious prospects are looking up, though!

We talk aimlessly about the upcoming Texas Renaissance Festival and all the wonderful company we will be in. We also have a double-feature Jordan update!! And Jacy’ took his principled, furry-hating nephew to Dallas over the weekend.

We talk aimlessly about the most electrifying event of the year, the first-annual Labor Day Beyblade Tournament. Oh, Chargul and Will were there for it too. Also, Greyson is fed up with ai… The brainrot just isn’t creative enough!

We talk aimlessly about the sudden return to health of Greyson’s hospice-confined grandmother. She even ate a banana split! We are both very excited about the upcoming Beyblade tournament this weekend, btw! S/o to Boerne’s little league baseball team.

We talk aimlessly about Jacy”””s devastating birthday trip to Schlitterbahn. He is growing taller, though, so it’s okay. Also, ChatGPT is getting stronger, more powerful, and Greyson wants no part in it.

We talk aimlessly about our recent trip to Ft Worth, Texas and to the white settlement’s IHOP. Plus, we close out Leo season this year with our annual gift exchange! Btw, the Dave’s Hot Chicken logo is not good on a basic human level.

We talk aimlessly about the fact that P Terry’s has ruined our lives. RIP to the blueberry muffin milkshake. Jacy”’ also stumbled upon a dead body with his sister, btw. Oh, and our friends Will and Anthony came to visit us in Austin again!

We talk aimlessly about the recent concerts we both attended- and wow, can you believe it? Greyson actually enjoyed a live music experience. We both open our early-birthday gifts from Steven as well! Jacy”””s body is deteriorating quickly, btw.

We talk aimlessly about the rest of Greyson’s time in South Carolina (primarily consumed by Fox News coverage). Meanwhile, Jacy”” had a dream where his dad wouldn’t shut the hell up about John Cena’s impending retirement from pro wrestling. Oh my god and a former president got shot????

We talk aimlessly about the haunted Walmart we were in mere months ago, completely unbeknownst to us… Rest in power to those orphans and nuns. Jacy”””” had hives, Greyson had bug bites. Jacy””” has OCD, Greyson has anxiety about his laundry and Gamestop.

We talk aimlessly about the past week we spent in Upstate New York on a LAKE with our dear, sweet friends. We had a cooking competition while there: Tomorrow’s Tomatoes vs. Team Five Feet Under vs. Young Green Cocks. Plus Greyson ruined the trip in typical Greyson fashion by playing Pirates of the Carribean for […]

We talk aimlessly about the magnificent and long-awaited return of Steven to the podcast! A lot of time was spent focusing on an unsupervised middle school fight club. Oh and we have official spoiler for the new Garfield movie. And whatever else!

We talk aimlessly about how Greyson STILL does not have a girlfriend. Lame! We are very excited to meet Andrew, though. Maybe he can fill the gap that is currently missing from Greyson’s heart. Oh! And Jacy’ did officially try Poggio!

We talk aimlessly about our new neighborhood restaurant: Poggio. Poggio is a neighborhood gem where comfort meets culinary excellence—perfect for family dinners or a cozy date night. Also, we went swimming a couple of times- lost a couple of things… But it was all worth it ultimately, since Steven will no longer drown in a lake.

We talk aimlessly about how the water at Chuy’s has been contaminated. We think. Also- Greyson’s different worlds all came colliding on a boat this past weekend, whatever that means. It’s also worth noting that Jacy”””s hairline is continuing to recede.

We talk aimlessly about so much ice cream: the burger ice cream Steven made, the atrocity that is P Terry’s banana pudding shake, and the beauty that is Lick Honest Ice Creams. Also- the USPS is an unsafe work environment. And Greyson has almost completed his duties as acting-COO/CFO of Gamestop.

We talk aimlessly about our upcoming trip OFFICIALLY set for Upstate New York. Also Greyson spent all day buying plants from a ranch that is run by people with down syndrome. Also! According to Facebook, Jacy””s nephew had his SECOND date with his girlfriend (as chaperoned by his mom).

We talk aimlessly about a lot of death this week: OJ Simpson, Greyson (bc cancer or a car crash), some lady who runs an Airbnb in Upstate New York, and probably some others. Also- WHO would be the ideal friend to take to Schlitterbahn? Also, has anyone else heard that stereotype about red lipstick?

We talk aimlessly about Jacy’s fun new hobby of letting strangers vomit in his home. We also watched night two of Wrestlemania together, and oh boy what a time… Dear, sweet Steven walked away from that evening with so much protein milk inside of him and a literal egg on his face.

We talk aimlessly about the constant rejection we’ve faced looking for people to watch Wrestlemania with- i.e., Alohi & Jordan. Jacy’ hates Ticketmaster very much btw. But don’t worry, he still got his Twenty One Pilots tix. Btw eveyone should go out and sign up for D&D group therapy.

We talk aimlessly about our recent escapades in Houston (and Galveston) to see our dear sweet friends. We also had CUCK 2 happen- and woah… what a trip. Congrats to Weezer, I guess. Greyson spilled a bunch of ;aundry detergent btw.

We talk aimlessly about many women- and why they will NEVER be allowed to referee a Cowards Unwelcome match. Also! Jacy”’ took a trip down to the border with future-dentist DJ! There are so many events on the horizon, too… a trip to Houston, CUCK 2, and eventually having Jordan on this podcast.

We talk aimlessly about our experience watching Dune 2 in the movie theater- to which we arrived an hour early for absolutely no real reason. And guys, while we never did learn what Roosterteeth is, we can happily confirm its recent death. Jacy”’ can’t speak spanish btw. What a loser.

We talk aimlessly about our building anticipation for the next Cowards Unwelcome event- how could we not? We also talk the devastating parting of ways we’ll soon have to do with Grandmagrandpa’s New York House. Oh! and there was a debrief of how we simply killed it during Podaday. And whatever else!

Guys… We have more beef.

We talk aimlessly about how miserable the act of running actually is. Who knew… Also! When is Steven ever going to be able to replicate his signature matcha?! We also talk about the imminent return of Cowards Unwelcome Championship Knockout. And whatever else!

We talk aimlessly about our plans to celebrate the third anniversary of Podaday (or maybe not?). How Adobe, frankly, has it out for Jacy”” and his precious, fragile wallet. And let’s all be honest- celery is disgusting. If a boy needs to coat it in ketchup to get it down the hatch, it’s what he […]

We talk aimlessly about the stress that results from broken apartment complex gates. It’s a frequent and alarming issue, we swear. Also, RIP to the wife of famous groundhog Staten Island Chuck. We’re also gonna start saying new PETA-endorsed phrases like “don’t feed a fed horse.” It’s just the right thing to do. And whatever […]

We talk aimlessly about the fact that Jacy’ simply HAD to be sick these past couple of weeks. Oh! and Greyson has a brand new (DARK GREY) car! We also address the fact that Jacy””s personality is shifting- according to Myers-Briggs, at least. His face is shifting too. AND we watched Pulp Fiction together. And […]

We talk aimlessly about the devastating loss of Greyson’s car… It’s dead and soon to be gone. God rest its soul. We also talk about how Jacy’s cousin may be exhibiting the signs of a developing psychopath (maybe even a serial killer?). You know, decapitated Barbies and such. Plus! We talk about a bunch of […]

We talk aimlessly about, like, do you know that scam where people steal credit card information at gas stations? We talk about that. And guys, I’m pretty sure it’s time for Jacy””’s thumb-hole obssession to come back. Oh we also discuss whether scrunchies or iPads were the superior invention… and whatever else!

We talk aimlessly about a random teen in Austin getting attacked with a machete, the many sub-types of ‘ dude bros’ out there, the beginning of Hulk Hogan’s long-awaited redemption arc, the jewish tunnels in NYC, and whatever else!

We talk aimlessly about Greyson’s complete refusal to see a doctor despite his crippling illness, opting to put his faith in oregano pills; his plans to woo Olivia Rodrigo via murder and killing; how we abandoned our sweet boy Steven on an airplane; and whatever else!

We talk aimlessly about the long and tiring journey to arrive in Florida, the toll amusement parks can take on one’s body and mind, the fact that DJ & Jacy””s sister have moved in together, and whatever else!

We talk aimlessly about the many props we’ve brought for this episode (some corn, a wooden box, & a couple of x-mas cards), who exactly Chris HUSHY is, the many gifts received and given throughout Christmas this year, and whatever else!

We talk aimlessly about Greyson’s devastating loss of a microphone cord, Jacy””s devastating loss of a Santa-in-a-wheelchair christmas ornament, the philosophy behind getting your son’s genitals (partially) chopped off, and whatever else!

We talk aimlessly about Jacy’s vacation to the beautiful lands of Omaha alongside his beautiful girlfriend to attend a beautiful wedding, strong words from Gordon Ramsay directed toward a young man, outgrowing the material world of Webkinz plushes, what exactly Mexican femicide is, and whatever else!

We talk aimlessly about Greyson’s first dating app success story in *quite* a while, winter party work commitments, Jacy’ discovering (much to the disinterest of Greyson) Netflix’s Squid Game: The Challenge, and whatever else!

We talk aimlessly about our current hopes for Greyson’s dating life, the results of our respective Spotify Wrapped’s, Greyson’s beef with the FNAF movie, and whatever else!

We talk aimlessly about massive family updates involving suspension from school and developing mental illness, a very unfortunate wrestling tee shirt, the fact that Gen Z is the clear peak of humanity, and whatever else!

We talk aimlessly about our dear sweet friend Will coming up to Austin, whether or not carrots and ramen noodles are meant to be chewed before swallowing, RFK walking around with his FEET out on an airplane, and whatever else!

We talk aimlessly about Jacy”’ preparing for his third ever Big Brother audition video, Greyson matching on Hinge with THE Caroline, the many outings he’s been on recently, and whatever else!

We talk aimlessly about the rodent-inspired closing of Prima Pasta, the scam that is Birdie’s, the numerous physical ailments facing Jacy’ at the moment, and whatever else!

We talk aimlessly about what exactly “elephant” is in spanish, a blown opportunity with Caroline Konstnar, that annoying kid archetype from high school, and whatever else!