Boy, oh Boi

We talk aimlessly about developing plans for the upcoming Orlando trip, whether or not Jacy’ should become a reality TV producer, brainstorming costumesfor Greyson’s two upcoming Halloween parties, and whatever else!

We talk aimlessly about dear sweet Steven’s currently tenuous work status, our attendance of the Texas Renaissance Festival, whether or not Greyson wants John the Dog, and whatever else!

We talk aimlessly about our upcoming trips to South Carolina and Nebraska, why you might see Steven jogging on any given day, the many many whales beaching themselves because of windmills, and whatever else!

We talk aimlessly about the misery that was trying to secure tickets to an Olivia Rodrigo concert, our many new dreams involving a brimming toilet bowl and edible(?) triple a batteries, Jacy””s newphew’s new gf, and whatever else!

We talk aimlessly about our shared inability to park a car safely, the nearly life-ending “prank” Jacy’s psychotic grandfather pulled, a direct message for Aunt B, and whatever else!

We talk aimlessly about the release of Olivia Rodrigo’s second studio album, the fact that Jacy””’s niece is likely a furry, Listerine’s seeming attempt to take down the floss industry, and whatever else!

We talk aimlessly about the misery that was GalaxyCon 2023, Greyson actually enjoying a wrestling show, whether or not our children will have access to technology, and whatever else!

We talk aimlessly about a very unfortunate Hinge date, the passing of legendary professional wrestler Bray Wyatt, the new brand new HEB almond milk packaging update, and whatever else!

It’s episode 300, and we’re holding Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson accountable.

We talk aimlessly about Greyson’s recent battle with some window blinds, progress on dear sweet Steven’s apartment hunt, Irvin Yalom’s “Love’s Executioner,” and whatever else!

We talk aimlessly about the celebration that is our joint-birthday, how to make money with an army of giraffes, the corrupted morals behind the show Deep Fake Love, and whatever else!

We talk aimlessly about whether or not you can ingest substances through your nose; the demise of Steven’s idol, Matt Watson; what should and shouldn’t be considered a mental illness, and whatever else!

We talk aimlessly about how grandmagrandpa railroaded the New Year’s trip to Orlando, why Greyson’s boss thinks he’s on the spectrum, Steven being one step closer to living in Austin, how Hans made us lords, and whatever else!

We talk aimlessly about the new pancake tacos available at IHOP, how inconspicuous the wheels on a train are, the elbow grease we need for episode 300, the joys of Schlitterbahn’s wavy lazy river, and whatever else!

We talk aimlessly about the newest (at nite) era of Boy Oh Boi, how Vince McMahon recounted his childhood trauma for a Playboy Magazine article, whether or not we’re part of the Woke Mind Virus, and whatever else!

We talk aimlessly about bm’s official Tourette’s diagnosis, eating (large and uncooked) marshmallows as a snack, heart and tire troubles, and whatever else!

We talk aimlessly about a new (returning?!) voice entering the fray, a mentally ill dream about mirror ghosts and CM Punk at a hospital, preparations for Olivia Rodrigo’s “Vampire,” how the 10 million bats of Austin, Texas may have disappointed us, bus riding follies, and whatever else.

We talk aimlessly about an unwelcome presence on the podcast this week, how to properly utilize the words “dapper” and “distinguished,” how a waterslide led to the decapitation of a nine year old boy, and whatever else.

We talk aimlessly about the imminent release of Olivia Rodrigo’s “Vampire,” the imminent death of Sarah Remelius, whether to decorate our car in remembrance of 9-11 or Pete Davidson’s father, and whatever else.

We talk aimlessly about preparations for the Chargul non-stop summer dance party in Austin, Greyson getting confronted about his alleged “dad bod”, the erotic side effects of Saw Palmetto (as prescribed by Jenny), and whatever else.

We talk aimlessly about Jacy’s wonderful Memorial Day with his sister’s boyfriend, getting mistaken for an older gentleman and a rabbi, Greyson’s surefire plan to find his future lover, and whatever else.

We talk aimlessly about the monumental weekend that was Steven’s graduation, updates to the gradudation dinner debacle, Jacy’s mom’s attempts to destroy his hair and make him disgusting and bald, and whatever else.

We talk aimlessly about how Greyson betrayed Jacy’ with his fundamental lack of pretzel knowledge, the relationship status of Jacy’s newphew, a very carefully worded retelling of Alohi’s graduation weekend, and whatever else. Also WHY aren’t we invited to Steven’s graduation dinner.

We talk aimlessly about the humble home studio being overrun by fruit flies, imminent graduation ceremonies, hypothetically being roomates with dear sweet Steven, and whatever else.

We talk aimlessly about Jacy’s pretty little waist, plans for the future tattoo/coffee shop involving OJ Simpson, a Ford Bronco, and Jon Travolta, plus romantic and traumatic experiences from elementary school, and whatever else.

We talk aimlessly about Jacy’s brand new medicine (hydrocortisone, of course), deeply rooted shame that pops up when watching true crime and reality TV, the really eventful Roblox laundry stream, and whatever else.

We talk aimlessly about the massive success of the WWECOLAPUNK action figure review YouTube channel, a cheeto man and a vest man ride a bus together, Greyson’s crippling headache as he dips his toes into psychosis, and whatever else.

We talk aimlessly about the recent escapades of the Dalai Lama, the ins and outs of prolonged grief disorder, heated discourse surrounding the state of the grey_the_grey Twitch channel, and whatever else.

We talk aimlessly about who the higher ups at the podcast might decide to replace us with, why we cannot say that things “rock,” the LORE surrounding Snoop Dogg’s big win at Wrestlemania, and whatever else.

We talk aimlessly about the why we do NOT need to distinguish between the outer-layers of clothing, the four types of toxic friends, Jenny’s advice for maybe getting on Metformin, and whatever else.

We talk aimlessly about the necessary and needed distinctions between the kinds of real and fake laughter, the celebration of dear sweet Steven’s 23rd birthday, riding inside a hollowed out bear wearing overalls, and whatever else.

We talk aimlessly about the theoretically simple process of choosing three horror movies to watch, Cocaine Bear + Brandi, the actual meaning behind each of the colored heart emojis, googling “9/11 tattoos,” and whatever else.

We talk aimlessly about how familiar we are with the genre of horror, what it means to have integrity, the fact that Jacy’ has none of it, how to respond to a cop screaming at you, and whatever else.

We talk aimlessly about Greyson’s five strongest strengths and his two least strong strengths as determined by CliftonStrengths, Jacy’s narcissistically narrow worldview and limited perspective on life, the hard truth that the two of us are maybe just ugly, and whatever else.

We talk aimlessly about Greyson’s desire to know just WHO Jacy’s girlfriend is, our pilgrimage to San Antonio for the XFL’s (losing) Brahmas, just how infuriating dear sweet Steven can get when given Venmo and an Ana, and whatever else.

We talk aimlessly about our disastrous Valentine’s days, how Jacy’ needs to use his shoulder, a special guest appearance from famous podcaster Alohi, and whatever else.

We talk aimlessly about Jacy’s recent attendance of the bizarre CTAAFS Conference, whether or not the pink tax exists… but don’t worry because we had the female perspective of THE Jenny, who made her return to the podcast this week, and whatever else.

Episode 35 of The Boy, Oh Boi Podcast’s companion show!We talk to our very special guest, Jacy’s sister’s friend from childhood (obviously), Hannah! We talk her very secretive and important job in government, her tendencies to be dishonest, the trauma of a childhood marred by trash beds and cat neutering, and how some of her […]

We talk aimlessly about the most recent snow storm to ravage Austin and strip Jacy’ of power, the fact that Greyson can no longer identify the MAN he works for anymore, all the dirty talk over on the “I Married A Weeb” podcast and whatever else.

We talk aimlessly about the many infections Jacy’ has been plagued with over the past year, Greyson’s first full week as a working boy, and some other stuff I honestly don’t remember cause the website was down yesterday and now I’m uploading this late, and whatever else.

We talk aimlessly about the start of Greyson’s formal employment by Chuck, how forgettable The Rock’s acting career has been, the beautiful color palette of the aztecs, and whatever else.

We talk aimlessly about our time in Flagstaff, Arizona with Chargul, Hans, Bm, and Steven; how much we are going to miss grandmagranpa’s New York house; how we’re the #1 fans of the XFL’s San Antonio Brahamas; and whatever else.

We talk aimlessly about our recent return from Arizona to Texas!, what new year’s eve at Six Flags and the Alamo was like, the car ride up TO see Hans in AZ, and whatever else.

We talk aimlessly about Greyson’s triumphant return to Texas, our day in Austin w/ BM&W as we prepare for Arizona Trip, getting complimented at Auntie Anne’s Pretzels, and whatever else.

We talk aimlessly about the many neckbeards Greyson faced on his journey to South Carolina, the extensive process of getting our dear sweet friend Steven to a wrestling show, whether or not Jacy’’’’ should purchase a ferret, and whatever else.

We talk aimlessly about the grand reveal of the first part of Greyson’s Christmas gift, the appearance of a mysterrious christmas card and $2 scratch-off in Jacy””s mailbox, two old women who have no idea what FNAF means, and whatever else.

We talk aimlessly about the seeming decline of the famed red Prius, how terrible wrestling fans can be, whether or not Modest Mouse is a proper name for a band, and whatever else.

We talk aimlessly about Greyson’s status as a newly employed boy, our graceful transition into the holiday season, the merits of “them” vs. “thum,” and whatever else.

We talk aimlessly about whether or not Greyson should know any music by Smashing Pumpkins, the very real possibility dear sweet steven recorded Jacy’s dad on their entire car ride together up to Austin, how well-known the process of fruit dehdyrdation is, and whatever else.

We talk aimlessly about Greyson’s search for an older couple in the woods to provide him with food, clothes, and shelter; Jacy’s missing nose ring saga, more dating app woes, and whatever else.