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<p>Today's Moron of the Day!</p><p> </p><p><a href="https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/tiktok-possible-home-intruder-dancing">https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/tiktok-possible-home-intruder-dancing</a></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Today on Morons in the news:</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Sir... you can't eat for free.</p><p> </p><p>TikTok catches intruder as we dance.</p><p> </p><p>Stay ya'll A$% home!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>No Excuse for not Cleaning.</p><p>Our Little Neighborhood Concert.</p><p>Island Celebration in Maine.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p> </p><p>A Bad Quarantine Situation.</p><p>Charles Stole Dinner.</p><p>Karthik’s America.</p><p>Nurses Singing Rise Up.</p><p><br></p><p>Healthcare Heroes.</p><p>Talkback Callers.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>“Don’t Stop Believing”</p><p><br></p><p>Brian Setzer.</p><p>Shocking 2020 Predictions.</p><p>Cutting Your Own Hair.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Today's Moron of the Day!</p><p> </p><p>https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2020/04/15/Groundhog-enjoys-a-slice-of-pizza-outside-Philadelphia-womans-glass-door/8341586973260/ <https://protect-us.mimecast.com/s/taM3Cxkyl6srPxBDHvx2tS?domain=upi.com></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Today on Morons in the news:</p><p> </p><p> Busted for love.</p><p> </p><p>The groundhog loves pizza too.</p><p> </p><p>Waiting in the lobby with a cold one for the money.</p><p> </p><p>TP cakes for the quarantine.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Healthcare Heroes.</p><p>Bob’s New Discoveries and Skills.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Things People Are Learning.</p><p>Healthcare Heroes.</p><p>The People’s Movie Critic: Top 5 Big Shows.</p><p>Essential Workers.</p><p><br></p><p>Talkback Callers.</p><p>Utility Worker Serenades 94 Year Old Nursing Home Resident.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>Al Capone Movie with Tom Hardy.</p><p><br></p><p>How to Make Groceries Last Longer.</p><p>The Air is Getting Cleaner.</p><p>Strategies Restaurants Are Using to Stay in Business.</p><p>Man Files HR Complaint Against Own Cat.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Lamar’s top 5 Quarantine Shows on Netflix</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Shelter in place is pretty much everywhere, and it has us living a life that we are not used to. Being barricaded inside our houses, warned to not venture outside and either get or spread the virus. Unless you are a teenage boy or a grown ass man living in your mama’s house with a controller in your hand, headphones and a microphone screaming “on your left, on your left, shoot him, shoot him”, with your curtains drawn in total darkness. You have no idea what day it is, or if it’s midnight or 2 in the afternoon. Vampires go out more than you! The only thing you fear more than running out of pizza rolls and energy drinks is someone offering you a job! For the rest of us we need something to take our minds off the fact that our world is upside down. One thing most of us do is turn to Netflix. If you are one of the 12 people in America that don’t know what Netflix is, I suggest you push stop on your 8 track tape deck, take out your flip phone or get on your CB radio and try to find somebody not stuck in your time warp and ask them about it.</p><p> </p><p>The following is my recommendations for the shows you should be watching on Netflix</p><p> </p><p>Justified ran from 2010 to 2015 and it starred Timothy Olyphant as Raylan Givens, a U.S. Marshal that gets reassigned from Miami to a rundown mining town in eastern Kentucky, where he was born and raised. There is no other TV lawman like badass Raylon. Watch the first 76 seconds of the first episode and you won’t stop until you see the last minute of the last episode.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Breaking Bad is probably something a majority of people have watched, but if you haven’t, this is the best TV series I’ve ever seen. There is not a so-so episode in all 62 episodes. It continues to build on itself and the best thing is they knew when to quit, and how to end it. Here’s a tip, I was told it was great and I watched 3 episodes but I didn’t get hooked. A year later I was told watch at least 5 and you’ll be hooked. I did and I was. You will be too.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Parks and Recreation ran from 2009 to 2015 and this is another one that I watched 1 episode and wasn’t hooked. Later I went back and watched 2 more and it just kept getting better. This is “The Office” good. Honestly, Parks and Recreation is so good, if I had to pick one, it would be hard for me to choose between it and The Office.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Mind Hunter came out in 2017 and there are 2 seasons. The series is about the FBI and set in the 70’s. Two agents start interviewing serial killers that are in prison and this leads to what we call today profiling. This is an amazing show.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel is a show that I avoided for the longest time. I saw clips and just wasn’t interested. Some people kept telling Carla how good it was so we started it, and I’m glad we did. It’s set in the 60’s and a Jewish housewife decides to become a standup comedian much to the horror of her family. Women, especially housewives did not do standup comedy. Especially with the purely adult content she uses. Be prepared, the language is really rough, but the show is so funny.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>These are just 5 I think you need to take a look at. As I come across more I’ll let you know.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>My Score on all of these is a Full 6PK</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Today's Moron of the Day!</p><p> </p><p>https://apnews.com/6e6258cc118d2620594298a22a926abb</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Today on Morons in the news:</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Tik Tok caused the argument.</p><p> </p><p> NO fans of the Easter Bunny!</p><p> </p><p>Please put on your pants to check the mail.</p><p> </p><p>This isn't your normal beach clean up.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>TV Shows and the Time it Takes to Watch Them.</p><p>Healthcare Heroes.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Which House Would You Want to Be Quarantined In?</p><p>Bob’s Recycling.</p><p>Garnetta’s Eating 9 to 5.</p><p><br></p><p>Talkback Callers.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>99 Year Old Raises $5 Million by Walking on Patio.</p><p><br></p><p>Funny Things to Put a Smile on Your Face.</p><p>Edge of 17.</p><p>Bob’s Having Trouble with His Watches.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Today's Moron of The Day!</p><p> </p><p>https://apnews.com/0909ae803a1ec369e519edc111018783</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Today on Morons in the news:</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Put on your pants for your Zoom court appearance.</p><p> </p><p>Name that baby Sanitizer.</p><p> </p><p>The goat wants a bottle too.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Bob’s Not Going to Bug Mary.</p><p>No Concerts Until 2021?</p><p>Man Ticketed for a Non-Essential Drive.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Jim Szoke with Sports Confuse Me.</p><p>Top 5 Things That Annoy You The Most About Your Ex.</p><p>An Illegal Night Club.</p><p><br></p><p>Eat It!</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>Bob’s Dream of Bunk Beds.</p><p><br></p><p>Interning with Doc Antle.</p><p>Social Distancing.</p><p>Todd Gives us an Update.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Today's Moron of the Day!</p><p> </p><p>https://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/ny-frenchman-jet-fighter-joyride-eject-bails-out-in-midair-20200413-3yb2o32de5eljl2y4bhobxegwa-story.html <https://protect-us.mimecast.com/s/iGpHCQWXOkszoj8kuP3pLH?domain=nydailynews.com></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Today on Morons in the news:</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>I'll give you pennies on the dollar for that song.</p><p> </p><p>Oooppss.. I believe I hit the eject button.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Sheri Had a Power Outage.</p><p>Bob’s Alarm is Still Going Off.</p><p>42% of Americans Consider Liquor Stores Essential</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Now is the Time to Get Those Annoying Tasks Done.</p><p>Beer Between Those Conference Calls.</p><p>Everybody Has a Show Recommendation.</p><p>Gramma Needs More Beer.</p><p><br></p><p>Entertaining Your Family During Quarantine.</p><p>Talkback Callers.</p><p>Check-In with Lamar.</p><p><br></p><p>COVID-19 Has Brought Out the Best and Worst in People.</p><p>Awkward Situations.</p><p>Only One Person Has Ever Won the World Series and Played in the Masters.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Moron of the Day!</p><p> </p><p>https://www.newsweek.com/iowa-woman-drove-police-station-asked-officers-test-her-methamphetamine-coronavirus-cops-say-1497204</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Today on Morons in the news:</p><p> </p><p> More vodka for housework.</p><p> </p><p>Can you please test my Meth?</p><p> </p><p>Hit and run.... and tied to the pole.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>That's a surprise in the Easter egg.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>We’re Just Monkeys.</p><p>Lobster Donations.</p><p>Songs Wedding DJs Hate to Play.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Distance Learning Outtakes.</p><p>Guinness Book of Word Records.</p><p>Karthik’s America.</p><p>Losing Half Your Income.</p><p><br></p><p>Talkback Callers.</p><p>Healthcare Hero Contest.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>Red Socks Organist is Still Playing Every Day.</p><p><br></p><p>Small Plates.</p><p>Why Do Dogs Circle When They Poop?</p><p>Deep Sea Dives.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Today's Moron of the Day!</p><p> </p><p><a href="https://apple.news/AYhZMGYDuStuJsjg__jfZiA">https://apple.news/AYhZMGYDuStuJsjg__jfZiA</a> <<a href="https://protect-us.mimecast.com/s/ldxMCzpAn6UJMxJ5i4GzPg?domain=apple.news">https://protect-us.mimecast.com/s/ldxMCzpAn6UJMxJ5i4GzPg?domain=apple.news</a>> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Today's Morons.... There's no licking at the grocery store!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Keep the tongue in your mouth.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Text "Moron" to 888-262-7437 and we'll send it right to you phone!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Blow the Stink Off That Kid</p><p>Tips to Keep the Wife Happy.</p><p>The Toy You Played with as a Kid.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Drop Kick the Bear.</p><p>The Reasons She Likes Me.</p><p>The People’s Movie Critic: “Little Women”</p><p>Charles Gets Hired for Good Attitude.</p><p><br></p><p>Frank’s Walking the Plank of Anger.</p><p>Bob’s Been Put on Point.</p><p>If Your Dog is Guilt Tripping You.</p><p>The Loneliest Jobs.</p><p><br></p><p>Is Your Man a Keeper?</p><p>Weirdest Attractions in America.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Flowbee.</p><p>Bob’s Dumb & Dumber Haircut.</p><p>National Name Yourself Day.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>It’s Good for Bob’s Brain!</p><p>I’m My Parents Geek Squad.</p><p>The People’s Movie Critic: “Tiger King”</p><p>Lamar’s Connection to Joe Exotic.</p><p><br></p><p>Talkback Callers.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>Teen Pilot Helping Hospitals.</p><p><br></p><p>Rick is Quarantined Alone.</p><p>Things to Stop Doing in Grocery Stores.</p><p>Tom Hanks Can’t Make a Mistake.</p><p>Working from Home.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>If you have not at least heard of the Tiger King, then I can only hope this transmission is getting to you in your underground bunker. At this point Tiger King not ringing a bell is the least of your worries. You are really going to be bummed out to find out Corona no longer means chips, salsa, and a beer with a lime stuck in the bottle. Honestly if you do get this transmission, don’t worry about it, you’re probably better off than the rest of us. You probably have toilet paper!</p><p> </p><p>For the rest of us watching the Tiger King and talking about it is therapeutic in these challenging times. It could be worse you could be Carole Baskins missing spouse. For those of you who have no idea what I’m talking about, Tiger King is a docuseries about a zoo in Oklahoma that specializes in big cats. It is ran by a man who calls himself Joe Exotic. Whatever over the top person that name brings to your mind, you need to double, no triple whatever craziness you are thinking. His zoo holds over 200 big cats among other exotic animals. </p><p>He has a bleached out mullet, walks with a cane, wears a pistol on his hip that he shoots regularly, wears shinny patterned shirts that would make Porter Wagner pass out, and supplements the tigers food with out of date Wal-Mart meat. This is probably the most normal things bout Joe Exotic, it really gets crazier from here.</p><p> </p><p>What is really amazing about this show is the cast of characters that Joe has working for him. I’m not going to spoil anything by saying too much, but finds a lot of his employees from prison release and going to the bus station looking for broke, down and out people who need money. When you finish each episode you think “this is the most bizarre stuff I’ve ever seen”, and then you watch the next episode and find out it wasn’t.</p><p> </p><p>Not only is Joe Exotic a zoo keeper, he is an aspiring country music singer with titles like I Saw a Tiger, Here Kitty Kitty, and Pretty Woman Lover. Each one has a video that is well worth your time.</p><p> </p><p>Every hero has to have an arch nemesis and in this case it is the owner of Big Cat Rescue in Tampa Florida, Carol Baskins. Carol Baskins is determined to stop the breeding of big cats and keeping them in cages for public viewing. And how does Carol Baskins accomplish this task? By putting big cats in cages and charging for public viewing just like the zoos she is trying to close. No doubt Joe Exotic is a bizarre, strange, scary crazy person, but Carol Baskins is right there with him. And with that maniacal laugh and the possible heinous crimes she may have committed, if I was trapped in a room with both of them, she’s the one I’m keeping my eye on. There is another zoo ran by a character named Doc Antle and he is 100% just as much of a nut job as Joe and Carol. The one thing all three share is the ability manipulate vulnerable people into working for nothing and being totally devoted to the cause they are selling.</p><p> </p><p>This show has it all, tigers, lawsuits, murder whether solved, unsolved, or hired, music, things blowing up, bigamy, and really bad language. I mean don’t sit down with young children just because this is a zoo show. This is the ugly underbelly of the animal business. Not suitable for young children.</p><p> </p><p>My Score: a full 6PK of crazy! </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Today’s Moron of the Day!</p><p> </p><p><a href="https://protect-us.mimecast.com/s/tWBwC73MA9iP8golhW9o0_?domain=buzzfeednews.com">https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/tasneemnashrulla/mayor-wife-violate-stay-at-home-order-illinois</a></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Today on Morons in the news:</p><p> </p><p>The mayor’s wife is busted!</p><p> </p><p>Dancing for Fore.</p><p> </p><p>Uh Oh Spaghetti O’s.</p><p> </p><p>The priest left the Facebook filter on.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>The New Quarantine Rule.</p><p>Lonesome Dove.</p><p>When Quarantine is Over.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Jim Szoke with Sports Confuse Me.</p><p>Apple Screen Time Report.</p><p>The Sage Advice from Grandma Blackhair.</p><p><br></p><p>Talkback Caller</p><p>Bob Built His Chair.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>The Paparazzi.</p><p><br></p><p>Max’s Rich Relatives.</p><p>Essential Jobs.</p><p>TV Shows You Should Be Watching.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Tom Brady...Renting Derek Jeter's mansion in FLA with now playing in Tampa</p><p> </p><p>NFL Draft...Team personnel will work from their own homes for virtual draft</p><p> </p><p>Drew Brees...Even though he is still playing with Saints, Networks getting into bidding war as they see Brees as the next Tony Romo for calling NFL games on TV</p><p> </p><p>Marathon...Man in UK runs entire marathon in his backyard that only measures 6-meters, raises money for charity</p><p> </p><p>UFC Fighter...Man breaks into house in middle of night, homeowner is a UFC fighter </p><p> </p><p>The Masters...Always held in April, will be rescheduled for November</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p><br></p><p><strong>Today's Moron of the Day!</strong></p><p><a href="https://protect-us.mimecast.com/s/av3TCL9GPZCox5qXHBksdh?domain=nypost.com">https://nypost.com/2020/04/06/ohio-man-flouting-stay-at-home-order-for-party-arrested/?utm_source=url_sitebuttons&utm_medium=site%20buttons&utm_campaign=site%20buttons</a></p><p> </p><p> <strong> </strong></p><p><strong>Today on Morons in the news:</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>You might want to change those babies names.</p><p> </p><p>No stay at home parties for you sir!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>The lions have taken over the streets of India.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>The Greatest Pop Star from Every Year.</p><p>Explaining Westworld to the Cats.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Cardboard Wedding Guests.</p><p>Celebrities Who Are Positive for COVID-19</p><p>Quarantined Parents.</p><p>Bob Has Something for the Men.</p><p><br></p><p>Talkback Callers.</p><p>Jolene Please Take My Man!</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>Nadiya Hussain</p><p><br></p><p>Celebrities and Businesses Donating Money.</p><p>Older Celebrities Who Are Doing Well.</p><p>Cleaning the Mailbox.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Today's Moron of the Day!</p><p><a href="https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2020/04/03/Bear-goes-dumpster-diving-at-Tennessee-gas-station/7751585944740/">https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2020/04/03/Bear-goes-dumpster-diving-at-Tennessee-gas-station/7751585944740/</a></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Today on Morons in the news:</strong></p><p> </p><p>The bear just needed a bite to eat!</p><p> </p><p> Goats on the Loose! </p><p>https://apnews.com/cd382ba2870a9ad8911bc034cdcafb5f</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Todd Was a Playa Even in Middle School!</p><p>Celebrity Tabloids.</p><p>“Stayin’ Inside”</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Wedding Screw-Ups.</p><p>The Toilet Paper Shortage.</p><p>Todd’s Visit with the In-Laws.</p><p><br></p><p>Talkback Callers.</p><p>Sheri’s Quick Oven Buffalo Wings.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>Lockdown in NYC.</p><p><br></p><p>The Average Couch.</p><p>Moving and Your Furniture.</p><p>Spending vs. Saving Your Inheritance. </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>https://apnews.com/da9e5de4e54b740f2156f8b0e9da0d75</p><p> </p><p>Today on Morons in the news:</p><p> </p><p>Is this just like Tiger King?</p><p> </p><p>Busted… Stop flashing the neighbor.</p><p> </p><p>The ultimate booblehead during the quarantine.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Tropical Port-a-John.</p><p>Friendlier Neighbors? </p><p>A Nice Drone Shot.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Talkback Callers.</p><p>The People’s Movie Critic: “Spenser Confidential”</p><p>Lamar Needs His Beauty Treatments.</p><p><br></p><p>The World of Double M.</p><p>The Smell of Vienna Sausages.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>Todd’s Getting a Hammock.</p><p><br></p><p>Relatives Stuck in Retirement Homes.</p><p>The Mystery Abandoned Island at Disney. </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Ok, I’m assuming the majority of people have Netflix, except of course our Amish listeners, Caleb and Elvesta, who can’t listen because they don’t have electricity, and spend their time baking Shoe Fly Pie. I also assume if you have Netflix you have finished, or are currently watching Tiger King and his nemesis the evil queen of the uncomfortable laugh, Carole Baskins. And if you don’t know what Tiger King is, we can’t be friends so don’t call me looking for toilet tissue and Purell. But if you want to watch a movie, I’ve got one for you. Spencer Confidential. Now if you weren’t watching TV in the 80’s the name Spencer probably doesn’t ring a bell. This was a TV show that was on from 1985 to 1988 and it starred Robert Urich as Spencer and his sidekick Hawk, played by Avery Brooks. Spencer is a Boston Cop who left the force to become a PI. Each week he solved a murder case with the help of Hawk who worked both sides of the law and always had Spencer’s back. The character is based on books by Robert B. Parker. There are over 40 books and I have read them all, so it is safe to call me fan. </p><p> </p><p>When I heard Netflix and Spencer I was skeptical but once I knew Mark Wahlberg was playing him I was good to go. I expected some changes but the biggest was Hawk. When Avery Brooks played Hawk he was the epitome of cool, a snappy dresser, only drank champagne, and worked mostly as a hired killer. Winston Duke played him completely different. Spencer has been in prison for a few years for beating up his Chief when he was a cop. Now he is out and plans to move to Arizona and drive a truck. As soon as he gets out of prison his old Chief is murdered and another cop is set up to look like he did it. But Spencer knows better and sets out to prove it. This leads to a lot of action, including a machete wielding Dominican gang. </p><p> </p><p>You can always depend on Mark Wahlberg, especially if the movie is set in Boston where he lets his natural accent go crazy. Alan Arkin, who plays Henry, Spencer’s old boxing coach, does not get nearly enough to do, but when he is in a scene, he steals it. Iliza Shelseinger plays Spencer’s crazy psycho girlfriend Cissy, and trust me, she steals a few scenes herself.</p><p>Its 111 minutes, Rated R for violence and a bunch of language, with some sexual content but not much, but the language is much. But let’s be honest, curse words sound different with a thick Boston accent. </p><p> </p><p>If you are a Spence fan you will love it. Wahlberg is nothing like the late great Robert Urich, but he is Mark Wahlberg and it works. Fast paste action, fast moving, great dialog. You won’t be disappointed, I wasn’t. It also leaves room for a sequel, which doesn’t make me mad.</p><p> </p><p>My Score: As a big Spencer fan, a full 6 Pack.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p><a href="Today's%20moron%20of%20the%20day!">https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8177477/Man-dressed-BARNEY-arrested-Argentina-disobeying-coronavirus-stay-home-order.html</a></p><p><br></p><p>Today on Morons in the news:</p><p> </p><p>Barney suit is not a good way to fight coronavirus</p><p> </p><p>I left the house to show my boyfriend how explosive I am.</p><p> </p><p>The TP went up in flames…</p><p> </p><p>The juice speaks out on Tiger King,</p><p> </p><p>The man stole my Xbox!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Shaq and the Tiger King.</p><p>Grocery Essentials.</p><p>Nurse Kristie.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Talkback Callers.</p><p>Karthik’s America.</p><p><br></p><p>Jim Szoke with Sports Confuse Me.</p><p>Sexy Pizza Talk.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p><br></p><p>Romantic Date Ideas for Quarantine.</p><p>What is Bob Having for Lunch?</p><p>A 21st Birthday Under Quarantine.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p> </p><p><a href="https://protect-us.mimecast.com/s/r1EgCjRBnYi6JrkNhRqM5R?domain=reuters.com">https://www.reuters.com/article/us-somalia-hyena/somalis-turn-to-dr-hyena-to-fight-depression-mental-illness-idUSKBN20P1AR</a></p><p><br></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Today on Morons in the news:</p><p> </p><p>Do you like my pet Hyena?</p><p> </p><p>Drug dealer is not an essential employee.</p><p> </p><p>Stop licking your money.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Do You Have Your Own Chair?</p><p>Todd’s Wild Morning.</p><p>What’s Bob Watching?</p><p>Morons in the News. </p><p><br></p><p>Your Quarantine Name.</p><p>Harry and Meghan.</p><p>Check-In with Lamar.</p><p>Drake’s Son.</p><p><br></p><p>Talkback Caller.</p><p>Being a Garbage Man During a Pandemic.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>Things Teacher Are Learning About Their Students During Online Schooling.</p><p><br></p><p>Rules for Roommates.</p><p>The Titanic Museum.</p><p>Bob’s Grocery List.</p><p>Bob’s Excited to Get Takeout.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p> </p><p><a href="https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8170505/Cops-end-car-chase-DOG-wheel-owner-claims-teaching-animal-drive.html">https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8170505/Cops-end-car-chase-DOG-wheel-owner-claims-teaching-animal-drive.html</a></p><p> </p><p><strong>Today on Morons in the news:</strong></p><p> </p><p>Pitbull likes to drive fast… My dog that is.</p><p> </p><p>Busted for violating the order.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Bob’s Home Studio.</p><p>The Quarantine Question of the Day.</p><p>Samantha Cancels the Wedding.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>The World Premier of “Kitty Best Friend”</p><p>Bob Takes on the Tiger King.</p><p>Some Submarine Crews Have Not Been Told About the Pandemic.</p><p>Talkback Caller: Nurse Effie.</p><p><br></p><p>Tweets About Working from Home.</p><p>Working from Home.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>How You Manage Negativity and Fear.</p><p><br></p><p>The Battle to Not Be Sedentary.</p><p>Giant Pandas Are All of Us Right Now. </p><p>Bob is Reflecting on Things.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p><a href="https://protect-us.mimecast.com/s/leB4CG6A9RiyXYvqC7Uz9G?domain=euronews.com">https://www.euronews.com/2020/03/27/can-my-husband-see-his-mistress-french-police-receive-bizarre-lockdown-questions</a></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Today on Morons in the news:</p><p> </p><p>Bob’s idea for that lady.</p><p> </p><p>Can my husband still see his mistress?</p><p> </p><p>You can’t steal your own car.</p><p> </p><p>Watch out for that flame… </p><p> </p><p><a href="https://protect-us.mimecast.com/s/SUy7CJ61P8i4MX5YCGpPKi?domain=reuters.com">https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-britain-vicar/british-vicar-catches-fire-waiting-for-gods-answer-idUSKBN21C0GM</a></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>School Picture Day.</p><p>Watching News Anchors at Home.</p><p>Post-Cologne.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>I Ate the Whole….</p><p>It’s a Cosmo!</p><p>Hiking to the Grocery Store.</p><p>How Long the Virus Survives.</p><p><br></p><p>Woman Leaves Husband for Second Life Pole Dancer.</p><p>Bob’s Feeling Good About Social Distancing.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>Why You Need Pants to Work at Home.</p><p><br></p><p>New Interactions with the Neighbors.</p><p>Bob Goes to Staples.</p><p>Handshakes Are Over Forever.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p><a href="https://www.mercurynews.com/2020/03/27/police-man-told-to-turn-down-music-grabs-sword-chases-man/">https://www.mercurynews.com/2020/03/27/police-man-told-to-turn-down-music-grabs-sword-chases-man/</a></p><p> </p><p>Today on Morons in the news:</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Turn down that sound.</p><p> </p><p>Please cover your cough.</p><p> </p><p>I’m the real Beyonce!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>There’s a Cap on Coffee Cups</p><p>I Put it in the Suggestion Box.</p><p>This is So Bob and Sheri.</p><p>Morons in the news.</p><p><br></p><p>Singer Matt Nathanson.</p><p>Bob’s Broadcasting from Space.</p><p>Lamar Reviews the Air Fryer.</p><p>Sheri Figures Out How to Ditch School.</p><p><br></p><p>Ginger’s Bad Movie Nights.</p><p>Talking About Your First Fight.</p><p>Bob’s in the Kissing Booth.</p><p><br></p><p>Overhearing the 1st Date.</p><p>My Bumble Date Was a Clown.</p><p>They’re Confused by What’s on Bob’s Shirt.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Prince Charles Tests Positive for Covid-19.</p><p>Comments from Listeners. </p><p>Prom is Cancelled.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Tiger King on Netflix.</p><p>Things You Don’t Have to Do During This Crisis.</p><p>What Are We Binging Right Now?</p><p>Let’s Celebrate Our Heroes.</p><p><br></p><p>The Right Way to Eat Your Food!</p><p>An Update with Lamar.</p><p><br></p><p>The Bob & Sheri Drone Update.</p><p>Bob Has a Squirrel Eating Story.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p><a href="https://protect-us.mimecast.com/s/5pUgCZ6gW8im0j12tjHuM_?domain=newsweek.com">https://www.newsweek.com/wisconsin-woman-licks-grocery-store-freezer-handle-protest-coronavirus-1493354</a></p><p> </p><p>Today on Morons in the news:</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>You can cheat with your pre-caught bass.</p><p> </p><p>Excuse me miss… Can you stop licking the freezer handles.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Restaurant Takeout.</p><p>Meat Hoarding Canadian Couple.</p><p>Covid-19 Update.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Joe Buck.</p><p>Bob’s Having Troubles.</p><p>The Quarantine Diet.</p><p><br></p><p>Madonna’s Bathtub Video.</p><p>Senior Citizen’s Shopping Hours.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>Weddings on Hold.</p><p><br></p><p>Working from Home.</p><p>Some People Refuse to Practice Social Distancing.</p><p>Some Good News.</p><p>Blake Shelton.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/coronavirus-cougher-971235</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Today on Morons in the news:</p><p> </p><p>Watch out for the roundhouse kick.</p><p> </p><p>We would like to borrow your ambulance for a joyride.</p><p> </p><p>ATMs are not meant to be mobile.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Bob’s Instant Pot.</p><p>Woody Allen’s Autobiography.</p><p>TV Shows No One is Watching.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Josh Gad’s Bedtime Stories.</p><p>Dr. Larry Brilliant.</p><p>Get Me Some More Batteries!</p><p>Ronan Farrow.</p><p><br></p><p>Celebrities Who Have Tested Positive for Covid-19.</p><p>Neil Diamond on Twitter.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>Movie Stuff.</p><p><br></p><p>Covid Memes</p><p>The Butler Did It…</p><p>Restaurants We Are Missing.</p><p>Todd’s Brother. </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p><a href="Today's%20Moron%20of%20the%20Day!">https://mol.im/a/8142271</a></p><p> </p><p><strong>Today on Morons in the news:</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Son put the products down…..</p><p> </p><p>Keep the dew to yourself.</p><p> </p><p>Sir you’re no cop.. For the second time.</p><p> </p><p>You can’t be taking the toilet paper from work.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Bob & Sheri Begin Their Remote Broadcast.</p><p>A Kenny Rogers Tribute.</p><p>Tom Brady.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Talkback Callers.</p><p>What Are We Watching During Quarantine?</p><p>Take a Break from all the Pandemic Stuff. </p><p><br></p><p>Talkback Caller.</p><p>Tony’s Wild Experience.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>Bob’s Screen Time is Way Up.</p><p><br></p><p>The Divorce Rate is Up in China.</p><p>Ellen is the Meanest?</p><p>Pay Your Housekeeper!</p><p>Idris Elba.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p><a href="https://mol.im/a/8136527">https://mol.im/a/8136527</a></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Today on Morons in the news:</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>I gotta do the Dew!</p><p> </p><p>You’ve been bad and you might not survive her rage.</p><p> </p><p>That’s not soap …. That’s a block of cheese.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Your Co-Worker is Not a Lawyer.</p><p>Shifty Owns the Court.</p><p>No More Necco Wafers for You.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p> </p><p>The Tale of Bologna.</p><p>Melissa Won’t Join the Diet.</p><p>That’s What They Call Trenchmouth.</p><p>Lamar’s Sexy Bud Pic.</p><p> </p><p>She Has No Sympathy for Him</p><p>Jasmine Puts Up with the Tantrums.</p><p>The Most Boring Movies of all Time.</p><p>Kim’s No Tyson.</p><p> </p><p>Signs Your Second or Third Marriage is Going to Fail.</p><p>What They’re Eating Around the World.</p><p>Hot Iced Coffee.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Bob Can’t Be That Wacky Guy.</p><p>Are You a Food Bore?</p><p>Chad’s List.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p> </p><p>The Roadrunner Cartoon Rules.</p><p>The Guru of Kidney Stones.</p><p>Knock Knock… It’s Your First Date Calling</p><p>Effects of an Extreme Crush.</p><p> </p><p>Patrick’s Hello Kitty Tat.</p><p>Davis Runs from the Ostrich.</p><p>Stabbed on the 1st Date.</p><p>Zombie vs. Teenage Girls.</p><p> </p><p>Top 10 Songs About a Celebrity.</p><p>The Smartest Celebrities.</p><p>Rick’s Six Thumb Papa.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Advice You Wish You Took.</p><p>Celeste Knew He Was Behind Bars.</p><p>Bob Mansplains Family Circus.</p><p>Morons in the news.</p><p> </p><p>Your Post Binge Eating Slump.</p><p>Where’s My Deposit?</p><p>Your Bad Fashion Choices.</p><p>The “How We Met” Story Gets Shorter.</p><p><strong> </strong></p><p>The Hot Sauce Challenge.</p><p>Sandy Joins Bob on Citizen Patrol.</p><p>Add it to the Book of Bob.</p><p> </p><p>Movie Characters People Can’t Stand.</p><p>Sarah Needs a Discount Card.</p><p>The Way the World Has Changed in 20 Years.</p><p><strong> </strong></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>St. Patrick’s Day Celebrations.</p><p>Walker Texas Ranger.</p><p>Accents.</p><p>Morons in the News: Is That a Drill in Your Pants?</p><p> </p><p>St. Patrick’s Day with Double M.</p><p>The Late & Legendary Irish Comic Dave Allen.</p><p>Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner.</p><p> </p><p>Talkback Caller: Alcohol at a Kid’s Birthday Party.</p><p>Compliments.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>More Irish Music.</p><p> </p><p>5 Signs Your Parents Divorce is Affecting Your Love Life.</p><p>Sleepwalking.</p><p>Guy Drives Drunk into a Liquor Store.</p><p>Hostess Sno Balls .</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Bob & Sheri Keep it Real.</p><p>Too Much News Coverage is Bad for Your Health.</p><p>Sleeping Compatibility in Relationships.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p> </p><p>Pearls Aren’t Your Look… BOB.</p><p>Mugshots of Attractive Women.</p><p>How Important it is to Be Happy.</p><p>Superheroes.</p><p> </p><p>Lori Gongaware and Her Collection of Beaver Memorabilia.</p><p>Shake Shake Shake…</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>Shows You Need to Be Watching.</p><p> </p><p>Awkward 1st Dates.</p><p>The Foods You Prefer Are in Your Genes.</p><p>Fishing in Alaska.</p><p>Do You Tell Your New Partner Your Hookup History?</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>