Bob & Sheri

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<p>Simon Cowell Breaks His Back.</p><p>I’m an Adult Now.</p><p>A**hole Punches Young Employee @ Sesame Place.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Tom & Sheri’s Iron in a Bottle.</p><p>Bob’s Family Tree.</p><p>Everyone Needs a Laugh.</p><p>Homeschool Activities.</p><p><br></p><p>Grandparent’s Dating</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>Todd’s Creepy Neighbor.</p><p><br></p><p>28 Things Your Partner Should Never Ask You to Do.</p><p>Prince William Gave a Bad Gift.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>What We Settle for in Life.</p><p>The Vacation Is Not Happening.</p><p>Don’t Serve Your Friends Up to the Bears.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Everyone Needs a Laugh.</p><p>Sheri’s Sweet Karma.</p><p>Max’s Credit Card.</p><p>Martha Stewart’s Pandemic Party Tips.</p><p><br></p><p>Talkback Callers.</p><p>Bob’s Goofy Observations.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>Sheri’s Disappointed Look.</p><p><br></p><p>Fear City.</p><p>Tweets That Are Better Than Contraception.</p><p>Times Your Anxiety Derailed You.</p><p>Bob’s Got Some Inspiring Thoughts.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Perry Mason on HBO.</p><p>Cancelled Beach Trip.</p><p>Things That Will Make You Happy.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Jim Szoke with Sports Confuse Me.</p><p>Everyone Needs a Laugh.</p><p>Dr. Dre’s Divorce.</p><p><br></p><p>Talkback Callers.</p><p>Bob Calls a Grocery Store Employee Rude.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>Who’s the Boss.</p><p><br></p><p>Don’t Choose Something Just Because It looks Good.</p><p>Your Travel Bucket List.</p><p>The Weirdest Town Names in America.</p><p>Todd’s TV Order.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Summer is too Long for Parents.</p><p>Who’s Rattling the Door?</p><p>Bob’s Hiding in the Woods.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Strange Things You Do That You Think Are Normal.</p><p>Are You a Morning Person?</p><p>Lamar’s Sad Mama.</p><p>The Million Dollar Egg.</p><p><br></p><p>Stephanie Lost it at the Donut Shop.</p><p>Gayle Got Looped on the Wine.</p><p>Bob’s Upset We Didn’t Notice.</p><p>He Wants Her Around but not Around.</p><p> </p><p>Strange Questions That Are Interesting.</p><p>Sheri’s Small Dog Syndrome.</p><p>Why Do Pets Steal Our Socks?</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>B&S Secret Storm Soap Opera.</p><p>How to Get the Proper Behavior.</p><p>You Can’t Rip the Jersey Out of the Girl.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Sheri’s Uncle Pickle Jar.</p><p>Marriage Means Never Having to Ask the Price.</p><p>Jacque’s Strange Uncle.</p><p>The Mother In-law Enemy.</p><p><br></p><p>Meghan’s Delivery Doctor Went to Lunch.</p><p>Bob’s Not Going to Boarding School.</p><p>Hanging by the Falls.</p><p>Bob’s Trying a New Drink.</p><p><br></p><p>Tina’s Dog is Breaking All the Rules.</p><p>Todd Wins on Never Have I Ever.</p><p>10 Foods You Wish You Could Eat Every Day.</p><p>The Guru of Kidney Stones.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Working Harder Than Peasants.</p><p>Bob and Sheri at the Make-Up Counter.</p><p>Dad and Mom Bods.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p> </p><p>The Only Two Men That Care About the Earth.</p><p>Is She Looking Down at Me?</p><p>Your Last Text on Your Tombstone.</p><p>Candy’s Papa was Auctioning Her Off.</p><p> </p><p>Bob Would Do it Four Times a Week.</p><p>Things You Do When You Live Alone.</p><p>Shannon’s Annoying Neighbor.</p><p>Embarrassing Things You’ve Done in Public. </p><p> </p><p>The Way the World has Changed in the Past 20 Years.</p><p>What’s on Hannah’s Fluffernutter?</p><p>Bob’s Bragging About Recycling.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Bob’s Fighting the White Shoes.</p><p>The Cat Can’t Talk.</p><p>The Toy You and Your Kid Played With.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Caramia Wants One More Pet.</p><p>The Age You Peak Socially.</p><p>Bob’s Tips on Kitchen Mistakes.</p><p>Surprise Hippo Tooth Facts.</p><p><br></p><p>Jim’s Daughter is Flying F-18’s.</p><p>But I Didn’t Order a Plain Chicken Sandwich.</p><p>The RV Nightmare.</p><p>Samantha’s Man Loses a Tooth.</p><p><br></p><p>Ways to Get Closer to Your Partner.</p><p>The Kardashians Are Ruining Martinis.</p><p>Most Popular Cuisines Around the World.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Bad Bosses.</p><p>Reasons We Smile.</p><p>The Slip N’ Slide.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Hints That Guys Don’t Take.</p><p>Bob’s the Wild West Barber.</p><p>Everyone Needs a Laugh.</p><p>Bob Wants to Know if Those Buzzfeed Products Are Legit.</p><p><br></p><p>Bob’s 10th Anniversary.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>Tracy Morgan.</p><p><br></p><p>Bob Attacks Caddyshack.</p><p>What I Did Yesterday.</p><p>Best Boy Band Songs.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Ice T on Fallon.</p><p>The Australian Today Show.</p><p>Ellen DeGeneres.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Everyone Needs a Laugh.</p><p>The People’s Movie Critic: “Animal Crackers”</p><p>Masks.</p><p><br></p><p>Talkback Callers.</p><p>We Need Your Vote!</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p><br></p><p>ABBA’s New Music.</p><p>Foods to Never Have in Your House.</p><p>Should Bob Wash the Street Sign?</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Elsa Pataky was in a Car Accident.</p><p>Post Cologne Cooks the Burgers.</p><p>Changes to Everyday Life Due to the Pandemic.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Jim Szoke with Sports Confuse Me.</p><p>Everyone Needs a Laugh.</p><p>And These People Can Vote?!</p><p><br></p><p>Talkback Callers.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>Ed Sheeran has Some Demons.</p><p><br></p><p>Bob Can’t Walk Around the House Naked.</p><p>Sunburns.</p><p>Writing Reviews.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Some Good News.</p><p>Regis.</p><p>Back to School.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Everyone Needs a Laugh.</p><p>Tiny Homes.</p><p>HHH Joke.</p><p><br></p><p>Talkback Callers.</p><p>KFC Crocs</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>It's Not Your Normal Family Reunion</p><p><br></p><p>Princess Anne Has None Left to Give.</p><p>Is It Gravy?</p><p>Good Things Coming Out of the Pandemic.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>What You Need to Leave the House in 2020.</p><p>Caramia Bakes a Cake.</p><p>Thrift Shop Owner Gives Kid Piano.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>4 Year Old Has Had Enough!</p><p>Your Drive to Succeed Peaks at 33.</p><p>Everyone Needs a Laugh.</p><p>BBQ Is Like My Love Life!</p><p><br></p><p>Bill Wyman on Changing His Name.</p><p>“Karen” is now the Scariest Name.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>Bob’s Watching More Netflix.</p><p><br></p><p>What Were You Famous For?</p><p>Today’s French Joke.</p><p>Where Would You Go in a Time Machine?</p><p>Updating Your Wardrobe in Quarantine.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Ellen Stardust Diner May Close.</p><p>Bocce Ball.</p><p>COVID Chaos.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Bezos Makes Another $13 Billion.</p><p>The Radio Hall of Fame.</p><p>Everyone Needs a Laugh.</p><p>Todd’s Backyard Renaissance Festival.</p><p><br></p><p>Talkback Callers.</p><p>It Just Doesn’t Matter.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p><br></p><p>No Screaming on the Rollercoaster!</p><p>The Silver Lining During the Pandemic.</p><p>Can Someone Turn on the AC and Turn Off the Smell?</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Sheri’s Cable Ordeal.</p><p>Chris Cornell.</p><p>Mike MacRae.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Everyone Needs a Laugh.</p><p>Fruit Loop Vodka.</p><p>Lamar’s Vacation.</p><p><br></p><p>Frank Caliendo.</p><p>What People Are Wearing in Lockdown.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>Lil’ Justice Takes the Car to Get Serviced.</p><p><br></p><p>Donate Blood!</p><p>Demi Moore’s Bathroom.</p><p>The Perfect Word.</p><p>The Mall.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Walmart Will Be Closed on Thanksgiving.</p><p>How to Tell You’re a Modern Man.</p><p>Who’s the Alpha?</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Jim Szoke with Sports Confuse Me.</p><p>Small Plates.</p><p>America’s Got Talent</p><p><br></p><p>Everyone Needs a Laugh.</p><p>Top How-To Videos.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p><br></p><p>Pub Installs Electric Fence Around Bar to Maintain Social Distance.</p><p>Perry Mason on HBO.</p><p>Bob is Having Trouble at the Grocery Store.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Back to School.</p><p>2/3 of Workers Don’t Think Their Jobs Will Ever Be the Same.</p><p>Kid Plays Clarinet for Traffic.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Everyone Needs a Laugh.</p><p>Caramia Drives Herself to Todd.</p><p>These People Can Vote?</p><p>Some Women’s Genetics Allow for Less Painful Labor.</p><p><br></p><p>Talkback Callers.</p><p>Princess Beatrice.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>Reasons People Didn’t Get The Job.</p><p><br></p><p>Desserts You Either Love or Hate.</p><p>Pros and Cons of Working from Home.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

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<p>Woman Gives Birth on a Pontoon Boat.</p><p>The Daily Prison Routine for Ghislaine Maxwell.</p><p>Columbian Cartels Are Killing People Who Break Lockdown.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>The Golden Girls House is for Sale.</p><p>Sheri Buys Printer Paper for the First Time.</p><p>Everyone Needs a Laugh.</p><p>There’s No Such Thing as a “Type” in Dating.</p><p><br></p><p>Weird Food Combos.</p><p>Halloween Candy.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>“A Very Punchable Face”</p><p><br></p><p>What Happens When Each Zodiac Sign Loses That Loving Feeling.</p><p>Your Most Prized Possessions.</p><p>Todd’s Face Was Cut Out of the Family Photo.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Caramia Has to Drive Olivia to Work.</p><p>Having Siblings.</p><p>You Never Get Over Bieber Fever.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Simple Things to Lift Your Spirits.</p><p>Everyone Needs a Laugh.</p><p>Max is Tormented by the Eggs.</p><p><br></p><p>Talkback Callers.</p><p>Will Smith’s Marriage.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>Kid Chores.</p><p><br></p><p>Let Your Kids Wear What They Want.</p><p>Things We Forget the Most.</p><p>Small Plates.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Ryely Starts Cosmetology School.</p><p>How Many Hot Dogs Can a Human Actually Eat?</p><p>Queen Giggles on Zoom Calls.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Everyone Needs a Laugh.</p><p>Shark Tank.</p><p>The People’s Movie Critic: “Greyhound”</p><p>Lamar Heads to the Beach with Loony.</p><p><br></p><p>The Song from “Eurovision Song Contest”</p><p>Fed Up Just Like a Kardashian.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>Dancing with the Stars Hosts Fired.</p><p><br></p><p>The World’s Wackiest Restaurants.</p><p>The Future.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Do We Like Working From Home?</p><p>The Chicks.</p><p>Ghislaine Maxwell.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Visit Iceland.</p><p>Tik Tok.</p><p>Everyone Needs a Laugh.</p><p>Miss Universe Contestant Passes Away at 87.</p><p><br></p><p>Talkback Callers.</p><p>Quarantine Joke of the Day.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p><br></p><p>7 Ways You’re Being a Bad Partner.</p><p>Why Do We Look Up to Celebrities?</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Johnny Depp Lost $600 Million.</p><p>Plague Squirrels in 2020.</p><p>This Week in History.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Karthik’s America.</p><p>The Washington Redskins Are Changing Their Name.</p><p>National Coin Shortage.</p><p><br></p><p>Talkback Callers.</p><p>Heaven & Hell.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>Making Your Own Sanitizing Wipes.</p><p><br></p><p>The Top Grossing Movie Theater Last Week.</p><p>Baby Names.</p><p>Fights Over the Pets.</p><p>Summer Road Trips.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Today's moron of the day!</p><p> </p><p>https://www.foxnews.com/us/delaware-pizza-store-greenwood-stargate-pizza-robbery-thwarted-state-police</p><p> </p><p>Pie in the eye for the robber.</p><p> </p><p>My bad.. .we didn't understand the math on the prison term.</p><p> </p><p>But it's a piece of art.</p><p> </p><p>I won't lose to my son... Hands in the air!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Kelly Preston Passes Away.</p><p>O.J. Celebrating with No Mask.</p><p>Bob’s New Mic.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Break Room Birthday Parties.</p><p>Alanis Morissette.</p><p>Watch Out for the Walking Sharks!</p><p>Dog Delivers Groceries.</p><p><br></p><p>Everyone Needs a Laugh.</p><p>National Mac & Cheese Day.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>Quarantine Jokes.</p><p><br></p><p>The Jeffrey Epstein Documentary.</p><p>The Axe Throwing Club Re-Opens!</p><p>The Top 20 Most Delicious Foods in the World.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Bob’s Summer Vacation.</p><p>Caramia Goes to the DMV.</p><p>Waste Disposal Worker Gets Accepted to Harvard.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Everyone Needs a Laugh.</p><p>Sheri’s Italian Programming.</p><p>Bob Really is His Dad.</p><p>Tony’s Big Announcement.</p><p><br></p><p>Talkback Callers.</p><p>Ghislaine Maxwell Arrested.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p><br></p><p>The Inventor of the Upside Down Ketchup Bottle.</p><p>Cows Have No Upper Front Teeth.</p><p>Pauly D’s Revenge Prank Show.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Today's moron of the day!</p><p> </p><p>https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2020/07/10/Bear-tears-out-homes-window-screen-pokes-head-inside/3131594405233/</p><p> </p><p>Today on Morons in the news:</p><p> </p><p>You get a box ... you get a box and you get a box.</p><p> </p><p>Peek a boo I see you!</p><p> </p><p>Please don't spit shine the shopping cart.</p><p> </p><p>Speed versus the snake!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Hammy and Shifty Law Services.</p><p>Carrie’s 4th of July Nightmare.</p><p>How Much Can You Handle the Cotton-Eyed Joe.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>That’s What They Call Trench Mouth.</p><p>We’re Only Fooling Ourselves About Eating Healthy.</p><p>The People’s Movie Critic: “Game Night”</p><p>What Are People Judging About Your House?</p><p><br></p><p>Donna Loves Her Sardines.</p><p>Cindy’s Cat Likes to Go for Rides.</p><p>Bob’s Gift to Sheri.</p><p>We Never Call Her by Her Right Name.</p><p><br></p><p>These Are Your Firsts.</p><p>Signs You May Be a Narcissist.</p><p>She’s Jerking Bob Around.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>There’s a Cap to Cups of Coffee.</p><p>The Favorite Condiment Per State</p><p>Tips for Telling If You’re in the Right Relationship</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Here Comes Olivia’s Tantrum.</p><p>Planning on the Afternoon Nap.</p><p>Matt Nathanson on the Bob & Sheri Show.</p><p>Matching Clothes Ever Day of the Marriage.</p><p><br></p><p>Maureen’s Daughter Hates the Show.</p><p>The Chronic Pain Call</p><p>Heidi is Living with the Cows.</p><p>Smartphones Are Making the Pets Sad.</p><p><br></p><p>Max and Todd’s Best Break up Songs.</p><p>Signs he Might Not Be into You. </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Don’t Call Bob a Chocoholic.</p><p>The Gangsta Lemonade Stand.</p><p>Do You Phantom Order?</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Slow Bob and Sheri Down.</p><p>He Keeps Ruining the End.</p><p>He Was Texas Tiny.</p><p>Simple Things We Can’t Do.</p><p><br></p><p>Don Gets Burned by Autocorrect.</p><p>Insane Things Actors Did to Get the Part.</p><p>Six Movies People Like to Quote.</p><p>He’s Cooking Skinny Tramp Chicken.</p><p><br></p><p>David Finds His Mom.</p><p>The Morning Routines of Historical People.</p><p>The Evil Spirit is on the Market.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>How Often We Actually Talk to Our Partner.</p><p>Adulting is Like an Extreme Sport.</p><p>Signs a Couple Won’t Make It.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Ignore The Expiration Dates.</p><p>Max’s Grocery Store Incident.</p><p>John Doesn’t Want to Go to the Doctor.</p><p>Bob’s in the Kitchen.</p><p><br></p><p>Evan Had an Awkward Moment at Work.</p><p>Just Walk Faster.</p><p>Talkback Callers.</p><p>Man Wins Lottery with Fortune Cookie Numbers.</p><p> </p><p>Little Things Men Can Do to Be More Romantic.</p><p>Explaining Marriage.</p><p>Body Language Mistakes on the First Date.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>What’s on Your Cheeseburger?</p><p>What’s the Triple D Recipe?</p><p>Worst Bands in the Hall of Fame.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Who is Your Favorite Child?</p><p>What’s Bob Doing?</p><p>The Middle Class is Shrinking.</p><p>Most Expensive Homes in the Hood.</p><p><br></p><p>Denny is Driving the Band.</p><p>Don’t Call Bob Cray Cray.</p><p>Drunk Shopping is All the Rage.</p><p> </p><p>30 Things Couples Fight About.</p><p>Bob Calls Her My Lady.</p><p>Bob and Sheri’s Public Bathroom Moment.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>How Much Fast Food Are You Eating?</p><p>How Much AC Are You Using?</p><p>Stay off Your Foot Honey.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>First Dates.</p><p>Your Taste is in Your DNA.</p><p>What’s Your House Drink?</p><p>April’s Dog is Hiding the Cash.</p><p><br></p><p>Fitz and The Tantrums.</p><p>Karthik’s 3 Day Party.</p><p>Bob Won’t Give the Half Birthday.</p><p><br></p><p>Bobby Goes Up in Smoke.</p><p>Best Female Albums of all Time.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Carl Reiner.</p><p>Dr. Dre’s Divorce.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Everyone Needs a Laugh.</p><p>People’s Hateful Videos.</p><p>The People’s Movie Critic: “Eurovision Song Contest”</p><p><br></p><p>Tom Hanks.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p><br></p><p>I just have to go ahead and admit I don’t understand Will Farrell. I still like him but I don’t get him. He is awesome at what he does, until he isn’t. In the last 10 or so years he’s way more isn’t than is. He had a strong run with some great movies with a few bombs in between. If you look over his career and count the good verse the bad his good ones are about 1 in 4. So basically 25% of his movies are really good, and 75% range from iffy to horrible. I used to excuse his bad movies by saying he is fearless when it comes to comedy, and that he is not afraid to take chances. That is no longer an excuse. The great movies he made shows his potential, and it shows that he knows what is funny. Sadly this Eurovision thing is not going to be his comeback movie. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>The movie is based on The Eurovision Song contest they have every year. The movie opens up in 1974 in Husavik Iceland a small fishing village. Everyone has gathered to watch the contest. There is actual footage of Abba performing in the contest that they won singing Waterloo. </p><p> </p><p>A young boy named Lars is captivated by the show and vows to his friends and family that he is going to win that contest someday. He is joined in his adventure by a childhood friend named Sigrit. We fast forward many years and Lars, played by Will Farrell, and Sigrit, played by Rachel McAdams, are singing some crazy song called Volcano Man. Lars’ dad played by Pierce Brosnan comes in and tells them to be quiet and tells Lars that he is wasting his life and not only has no chance to win the contest, but he will never amount to anything. Lars’ entire life is devoted to winning that contest, and Sigrit’s entire life is devoted to Lars. But alas, her love for Lars is not reciprocated. This is impressed upon us every time someone asks if they are brother and sister Lars replies “more than likely not”, and Sigrit says “absolutely not!” This is a running joke, which becomes endearing more than funny along the way. A series of events, and not their singing talent, gets them to the tryouts, where everything that could go wrong, does go wrong.</p><p> </p><p> But they manage to get to the finals via a weird stroke of luck. Which is one of the funnier moments in the movie. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>The movie is a really long 2 hours and 3 minutes. It’s Rated PG-13 for crude sexual material and some violent images, along with language.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>I think when Farrell was writing this he envisioned Blades of Glory but it doesn’t come close. First, not many Americans are familiar with the Eurovision Song contest. B. The actual contest is so over the top with elaborate costumes and such it is already a satire of itself. It would be like making a movie about the bad singers they used to show on American Idol. It’s really hard to be ironic about something that is already ironic. There are a couple of huge production numbers that contain actual winners of past Eurovision competitions.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>The movie can’t decide if Lars and Sigrit can sing or not. They are supposed to be horrible, but then they are not. Lars’ terrible accent seems to come and go, and I’m not sure if it’s on purpose or if he is just lazy and wanted to get it over with. I know I did.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>My Score: 2 Buds</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Today's moron of the day.</p><p> </p><p>https://www.reuters.com/article/us-southkorea-cereal/a-taste-of-democracy-south-koreas-16-year-fight-for-a-green-onion-breakfast-cereal-idUSKBN241160</p><p> </p><p>Today on Morons in the news:</p><p> </p><p> Smash and finish my merlot!</p><p> </p><p>Can I borrow your fire truck for a bit.</p><p> </p><p>That dog will eat anything!</p><p> </p><p> Nothing good happens when you make pizza that late.</p><p> </p><p>The sixteen year fight for cereal.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Lori Loughlin and Husband Kicked Out of Country Club.</p><p>Aretha Franklin Movie.</p><p>Ferris Bueller Reunion.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Everyone Needs a Laugh.</p><p>Put Your Shopping Cart Away!</p><p>Things You Say Now That Would Make No Sense in 2019.</p><p>Your Mask Compliments Your Eyes.</p><p><br></p><p>Talkback Callers.</p><p>A Few Alcohol Drinks are Better Than No Alcohol Drinks.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>Your Pet’s Pet Peeves.</p><p><br></p><p>Questions to Make People Fall in Love with You.</p><p>Kids Ask 300 Questions a Day.</p><p>The Mac & Cheese Face Mask.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Today's Moron of the day!</p><p> </p><p>https://news.yahoo.com/police-reel-louisiana-man-captured-163906387.html</p><p> </p><p>Today on Morons in the news:</p><p> </p><p> Police reel in Louisiana man captured swimming in fish tank</p><p> </p><p>Please pick up your car on Sesame street.</p><p> </p><p>Put the illegal fireworks down.</p><p> </p><p>This missing skate has been found.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>It’s Lighting Season!</p><p>Lady Finds Diamond at State Park.</p><p>“Hamilton” Comes to Disney Plus.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Jim Szoke with Sports Confuse Me.</p><p>Everyone Needs a Laugh.</p><p>It’s Awesome Being a Kid.</p><p><br></p><p>Talkback Caller.</p><p>Nothing Left for the Blithering Idiot.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>Alcoholic Ice Cream.</p><p><br></p><p>Lies We All Tell in Relationships.</p><p>We Live in a Surveillance World.</p><p>Sex and the Single Girl.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Today's Moron of the Day!</p><p> </p><p>https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/marauding-monkeys-epic-jailbreak-tribe-22246387</p><p> </p><p>Today on Morons in the news:</p><p> </p><p> Your frequent buyer program doesn't cover that.</p><p> </p><p>There's no Monkey business going on here.</p><p> </p><p>Is that a monkey in your console?</p><p> </p><p>The race car engine failure.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>The Bob & Sheri Succulents.</p><p>Dennis Quaid Gets Married.</p><p>The Manitowoc Minute: Graduation.</p><p>Morons in the News</p><p><br></p><p>Michael Bolton Sings John Bolton.</p><p>Some Positive COVID News.</p><p>Everyone Needs a Laugh.</p><p>Small Plates.</p><p><br></p><p>Talkback Callers.</p><p>You Know You’re a Dad When…</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>Serving Famous People.</p><p><br></p><p>Rules of the House.</p><p>Tiny Houses.</p><p>Things Happening in the Post-Pandemic World.</p><p>Max Drove Cross-Country.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Moron of the Day!</p><p> </p><p>https://www.huffpost.com/entry/thomas-bacon-sausage_n_7452934</p><p> </p><p>Today on Morons in the news:</p><p> </p><p> I believe the check will stay in the mail.</p><p> </p><p>He was putting the drugs in the fake prosthetic.</p><p> </p><p>There's only one choice of pork.</p><p> </p><p> Please initial your balls.</p><p> </p><p>The bar b que chicken damaged.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Ryely’s Commencement.</p><p>Talkback Callers.</p><p>Kelly Clarkson.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Everyone Needs a Laugh.</p><p>People with Allergies and Asthma Have Less Severe COVID Symptoms.</p><p>The People’s Movie Critic: “The Floor is Lava”</p><p>Lamar Takes a Trip to Alabama.</p><p><br></p><p>The Best Kept Secret in Radio.</p><p>Extra Morons in the News.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>Who’s on First.</p><p><br></p><p>Rich People Expressions.</p><p>The Golden State Killer.</p><p>The Bear Brooke Case.</p><p>Unpopular Opinions.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>This is a gameshow on Netflix that is based on what you used to do as a kid when you were in your living room and pretended that the floor was molten lava and you had to jump from one piece of furniture to another. This game could only be played when I was home alone. My mama would not have put up with that for one second. Between feeding the cows, conversing with Will-e-talk, my ventriloquist dummy, and the lava thing, I had a rich and fulfilling childhood. If my middle name was Wayne, I could have turned out to be a serial killer.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Of course the premise of the show is to have a room, could be a living room, bedroom, or basement etc., that in place of a floor, is molten lava. I’m not sure what the lava is but it’s thick, viscous, and red and there is 80,000 gallons of it. It is constantly bubbling and from time to time there are eruptions that sprays it all over the constants. There are three teams competing. Each team is made up of three people that are connect to each other. The first episode consisted of a mother and her twins, one team was identical triplets, and the other three youth pastors. </p><p> </p><p>They work their way through the obstacles by jumping, swinging, and sliding while trying not to fall into the lava. They are hidden things that you can use to help you, like a rope you pull that drops something down. There are multiple paths and strategy is required. Each person that makes it to safety is a point. At the end of the game the most points win. The winning team gets $10,000 and a lava lamp trophy.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>The coolest part of the game is if someone falls into the lava they are gone. They do not resurface, they are just gone. The rest of the team treats them like they are dead. They mourn the loss but keep going. We don’t see them again until the team gets back together at the end. That was a great decision. Of course you know they aren’t really dead, but it just adds something to the show.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>The worst part of the show is the banter between the teammates. They never shut up, and everything they say is annoying. “Mom, this is why you do Pilates!” I’m not sure if the show is giving them suggestions on their banter, or if they get picked because of their goofiness. The only thing more annoying is the announcer, Rutledge Wood, from Top Gear. All he does is state the obvious, that we are already seeing, using the worst puns possible. “That math teacher is finally adding himself to the equation.”</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>The action part with leaps face first on rocks is pretty interesting even though the rocks seem reasonably soft, the contestants still get banged up.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>This show is fairly entertaining, but at the same time annoying. I watched the first 3 episodes out of 10 and I’m pretty sure I got all I wanted. You may like it better than me, you’ll know for sure after the first 15 minutes.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>My Score: 2 Budweisers could have been 3 if it was a little less annoying.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Today's Moron of the Day!</p><p> </p><p>https://nypost.com/2020/06/23/mom-charged-for-being-getaway-driver-in-sons-armed-robbery/</p><p> </p><p>Today on Morons in the news:</p><p> </p><p> The package went right down the drain.</p><p> </p><p>Assault with a sausage?</p><p> </p><p>Mom has his back and the wheel.</p><p> </p><p>This moron wasn't in Florida.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>You Have to Be a Woman to Understand This.</p><p>The Manhandler.</p><p>Lose Your Quarantine 15.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>The Zoom Meeting.</p><p>Jimmy Kimmel Backlash.</p><p>What is a Karen?</p><p>What is the Drawer for at the Bottom of the Oven?</p><p><br></p><p>Everyone Needs a Laugh.</p><p>Mispronounced Words.</p><p>How to Get Better Lovin’</p><p>Small Plates.</p><p><br></p><p>Getting Older.</p><p>Ways to Be Happier.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Today's moron of the day!</p><p> </p><p>https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/offbeat/vienna-man-fined-500-euros-for-deliberate-massive-flatulence/ar-BB15CiSm</p><p> </p><p>Today on Morons in the news:</p><p> </p><p> Please pull my finger!</p><p> </p><p> Sir you don't need to fly your weed to California.</p><p> </p><p>Dude... next time say FORE!</p><p> </p><p>Just call me the Godfather.</p><p> </p><p>Waking up to a raccoon.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>The Best TV Shows.</p><p>California Requires Face Masks.</p><p>Parents Aren’t Aloud to Accompany Their Kids in the Doctors Office.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Everyone Needs a Laugh.</p><p>Red Wine Can Sharpen Your Mind.</p><p>Jim Szoke with Sports Confuse Me.</p><p><br></p><p>Talkback Callers.</p><p>Fallon’s Monologue without an Audience.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>Rick Astley Sings Foo Fighters Song.</p><p><br></p><p>Cool Disney World Facts.</p><p>Tips for a Great Staycation.</p><p>The Litter Box.</p><p>First Dates in the Pandemic.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Today's moron of the day!</p><p> </p><p>https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2020/06/22/Doorbell-camera-records-Amazon-driver-following-unusual-instructions/5151592836916/</p><p> </p><p>Today on Morons in the news:</p><p> </p><p> Simply follow the directions.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Morons: Please follow the directions.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Ally Took Bob’s Furniture.</p><p>D.L. Hughley Collapses Onstage from COVID-19.</p><p>Jamie Foxx to Play Mike Tyson.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>BBQ Tongs.</p><p>Poor Karen.</p><p>Everyone Needs a Laugh.</p><p>Generation Z.</p><p><br></p><p>Talkback Callers.</p><p>Their Last #1 Song.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>Would You Really Want to Know Other People’s Thoughts?</p><p><br></p><p>COVID Masks.</p><p>Interesting COVID Stuff.</p><p>The Most Essential Businesses.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>