Bob & Sheri

<p>Today's Moron of the Day!</p><p> </p><p>https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-claims-found-entrance-underground-22056843</p><p> </p><p>Today on Morons in the news:</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>The country stars are coming to see me.</p><p> </p><p>I found the secret alien entry way!</p><p> </p><p>This lockdown won't stop me from stealing.</p><p> </p><p>Ron saves a tree.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Thomas Edison.</p><p>Social Distancing.</p><p>Lincoln’s Dog</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Jim Szoke with Sports Confuse Me.</p><p>Can You Have a Conversation without Talking About COVID-19?</p><p>Olivia’s Birthday.</p><p><br></p><p>Talkback Callers.</p><p>Chuck E Cheese.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>Fair Food Drive-Thru.</p><p><br></p><p>Valerie Bertinelli.</p><p>Woman Invents Facemask with Straw Flap.</p><p>Essential Relationship Help for Quarantined Couples.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p><strong>Today's moron of the day.</strong></p><p> </p><p>https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2020/05/18/Korean-soccer-team-apologizes-for-sex-dolls-in-the-stands/6591589825535/?sl=5</p><p> </p><p><strong>Today on Morons in the news:</strong></p><p> </p><p> Your kiss is not on my list!</p><p> </p><p>Groin shot ends the party.</p><p> </p><p>Are those your real fans?</p><p> </p><p>There's no hiding when you're naked.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Bob Installs the Cat Door.</p><p>Your Last Normal Photo.</p><p>Olivia’s Birthday.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>The Passing of Fred Willard.</p><p>“Hollywood” on Netflix.</p><p>The Double Dipper Clip.</p><p><br></p><p>Talkback Callers.</p><p>Guy Tips Hairstylist $25k</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>Bob Lost His Credit Card.</p><p><br></p><p>NYC Goes 58 Straight Days without a Pedestrian Death.</p><p>What to Do if Your Brakes Fail.</p><p>The Most Expensive Takeout in the U.S.</p><p>The Best Foods to Have Delivered.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Today's Moron of the Day!</p><p> </p><p>https://nypost.com/2020/05/17/maryland-bar-unveils-social-distancing-tubes-for-drinkers/?utm_source=url_sitebuttons&utm_medium=site%20buttons&utm_campaign=site%20buttons</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Today on Morons in the news:</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>The watermelon head robbery!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> The bumper car bar...</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>The social distancing brawl.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>“Times Like These”</p><p>Pets with Human Names.</p><p>Hot Dog Companies Need Baseball.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Things That Feel Like a Long Time Ago.</p><p>Mama Whale Talks to Diver.</p><p>Celebrities Give Words of Encouragement to 2020 Graduates.</p><p>Bob’s Haircut.</p><p><br></p><p>Kitty Poo Club.</p><p>Today in History.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>Dating Online.</p><p><br></p><p>What Do You Miss the Most?</p><p>Easy Chicken Recipe.</p><p>Couples on Each Other’s Nerves.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Today's Moron of the Day!</p><p> </p><p>https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/nearly-200-goats-escape-quarantine-take-over-san-jose-streets-n1206331</p><p> </p><p>Today on Morons in the news:</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Sometimes you just have to hit the shower when you break in.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> This town has gone to the goats</p><p> </p><p> He only pretends to clean.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Sheri’s Perm.</p><p>Sheri Burned Her Hand.</p><p>Ancient Things in People’s Freezers.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Bob Lost His Credit Card.</p><p>We Are Living in a Stephen King Novel.</p><p>The People’s Movie Critic: “The Gentlemen”</p><p>Lamar and the Broken Leg Run!</p><p><br></p><p>Mary-Kate Olsen’s Divorce.</p><p>Divorce by Combat.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>Bob Only Gets 2 Cookies.</p><p><br></p><p>Living in an Abandoned Store.</p><p>Is This the End of In-Person Meetings?</p><p>How Long Can You Tolerate People Staying?</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>The Gentlemen</p><p> </p><p>When I first saw the trailer for The Gentlemen it didn’t catch my attention. That was until I found out it was a Guy Ritchie movie. I’m not going to say that all of them are as good as Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels or Snatch, but I don’t think I’ve watched one that I hated. I will admit I was more than a little disappointed in King Arthur: Legend of the Sword, which also had Charlie Hunnam in it. Since this had Matthew McConaughey in it I had to check it out.</p><p> </p><p>Matthew McConaughey plays Mickey, an American living in London who is a marijuana kingpin that considers himself the king of the jungle, and evidently is. He has reached a point where he has made his money and now wants to live the life of a somewhat respectable gentleman with his wife Rosalind, played by Michelle Dockery. He is ready to sell his entire enterprise for $400 million pounds to Matthew, another American, played by Jeremy Strong. This is complicated by an aspiring Chinese gangster named Dry Eye, played by Henry Golding and the man he works for, Lord George, played by Tom Wu. They figure if they cause Mickey enough trouble in his business they might be able to buy it for a lot less. On a side note, there is a rumor that Henry Golding is a possible replacement for Daniel Craig as James Bond. In the movie Dry Eye is referred to as a Chinese James Bond.</p><p> </p><p>The way the story is unfolded to the audience is by watching a tabloid reporter named Fletcher, played by Hugh Grant, lay out his blackmail scheme to Mickey’s consiglieri Ray, played by Charlie Hunnam. Fletcher has been tracking Mickey and his pot business for an article he is selling to newspaper owner that Mickey ticked off. Along the way he has discovered all kinds of illegal activity including some murders that will ruin Mickey. As Fletcher tells Ray the story the audience sees it in flashbacks. A really interesting character in the movie is Coach, played by Colin Farrell. He is a boxing coach, and his batch of students are up for anything including illegal activities.</p><p> </p><p>The movie is 113 minutes, Rated R for violence, and language, language, language, sexual references and drug content. I can’t stress the language thing enough. They don’t miss a word, especially that word that everybody hates, the C-word. The count is 25 times but it seemed like twice that because of how that word is viewed in America. While we were watching it, Carla kept saying “What is the deal with constantly saying that?” Evidently it is different in England, over there it’s no big deal. </p><p> </p><p>As far as Matthew McConaughey, he was awesome! Mickey was as cool as I’ve ever seen him. I’m talking driving down the road in a Lincoln, drinking a Wild Turkey 101, smelling like Dolce & Gabbana, and naked with a set of bongos in the passenger seat cool. And Ray, played by Charlie Hunnam was not far behind.</p><p> </p><p>This is an old school Guy Ritchie movie 100% and if you like that then you know what to expect and you won’t be disappointed. If you are looking for anything else, this might not be for you.</p><p> </p><p>My Score: 4 Budweisers </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Today's moron of the day!</p><p> </p><p>https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-philippines-star-w/darth-vader-enforces-lockdown-in-philippine-village-idUSKBN22G1KJ</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Today on Morons in the news:</p><p> </p><p> His name says it all!</p><p> </p><p>Darth Vader comes out to stop the virus.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Harmonica Waxing Guys.</p><p>Happy Hour with Bob & Sheri.</p><p>Jimmy Fallon.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Jeff Dunham and His Gang Join Bob & Sheri.</p><p>Tweets from Teachers.</p><p><br></p><p>Talkback Callers.</p><p>Rivers Cuomo Performs “Heart Shaped Box”</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>The Sexiest Female Film Characters.</p><p><br></p><p>Professions Where it’s Hardest to Find the Perfect Hire.</p><p>Zoom Commencement.</p><p>No More FOMO.</p><p>Be Nice to HR.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Today's moron of the day!</p><p> </p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8314145/Man-36-jail-20-years-distinctive-face-tattoos-tased-police.html</p><p> </p><p>Today on Morons in the news:</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> Now that’s not a way to spend a Mother's Day.</p><p> </p><p>It's not the expression on your face.. It's the Tats!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>The Hug Glove.</p><p>Some Kids Are More Favored Than Others.</p><p>Adele.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Virtual Interview Tips.</p><p>Todd’s Senior.</p><p>Jim Szoke with Sports Confuse Me.</p><p><br></p><p>Talkback Callers.</p><p>Jerry Stiller Tribute.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>Zoom Wedding Etiquette.</p><p><br></p><p>The Social Distance Stick.</p><p>The Oldest Socks.</p><p>Stuff Designed to Make You Smile.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Today's Moron of the day!</p><p> </p><p>https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2020/05/11/Bear-breaks-into-Tennessee-cabin-steals-snacks-drinks-and-allergy-pills/5401589213148/</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Today on Morons in the news:</p><p> </p><p> Sir.. you're not drug free.</p><p> </p><p><a href="http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/message-t-shirt/missoula-drug-free-man-195830">http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/message-t-shirt/missoula-drug-free-man-195830</a></p><p> </p><p>I won't sit in the traffic jam.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> Bears like VRBO too!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Homeschooled.</p><p>Foods Ordered in Lockdown.</p><p>Marriage Vows in Quarantine.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Why Won’t She Put the Vacuum Away?</p><p>Kardashians Wasting TP.</p><p>Bob’s Dream.</p><p>Corn on the Cob.</p><p><br></p><p>Talkback Callers.</p><p>Jerry Stiller.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>Brian May has a Gardening Injury.</p><p><br></p><p>Crafting with Cat Hair.</p><p>A Restaurant in Netherlands with Mini Greenhouses.</p><p>Mac & Cheese.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Today's Moron of the Day!</p><p> </p><p>https://www.usnews.com/news/offbeat/articles/2020-05-08/cops-mcdonalds-mask-scofflaw-breaks-window-steals-panties</p><p> </p><p><strong>Today on Morons in the news:</strong></p><p> </p><p> Mission impossible wine heist!</p><p> </p><p>He's no Hamburgler.. he's stealing panties.</p><p> </p><p>There's hummus among us.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Mick Jagger in Quarantine.</p><p>Todd’s Adopt-A-Senior.</p><p>Little Richard.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Karthik’s America.</p><p>Rise Up New York.</p><p>Mother’s Day Winners.</p><p>Cleaning for Bob.</p><p><br></p><p>Talkback Callers.</p><p>Papa & Christians Favorite Toy.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>The Descendants of Famous People in History.</p><p>Finn’s Toy Box.</p><p>Gifts to Send People You Can’t Visit.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Today's moron of the day....</p><p> </p><p>https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2020/05/06/Escaped-emu-found-playing-in-sprinkler-one-day-later/9361588784309/?sl=6</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Today on Morons in the news:</p><p> </p><p> Just having some sprinkler fun.</p><p> </p><p>No tackling the Stormtrooper server.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>The Return of the Cubicle.</p><p>Tater Tots & Heroic Cauliflower.</p><p>Badminton in the Driveway.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>How Some People Are Dealing with COVID-19.</p><p>The Hardest Job in the U.S.</p><p>The People’s Movie Critic: “Arkansas”</p><p>Lamar Tries to Save His Car.</p><p><br></p><p>Talkback Callers.</p><p>Tweets About Marriage in Quarantine.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>Sheri’s Throwing a Pandemic Prom.</p><p><br></p><p>Andy Anderson’s Amazing Life Lessons.</p><p>Restaurants Turning Themselves into Drive-in Theatres.</p><p>Face Masks.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p> </p><p> </p><p>I’ve always said the R-rated comedy is tricky to pull off, but even trickier than that is the Dark Comedy. At the top of this list would be Fargo, Pulp Fiction, and Snatch. Arkansas turns out to not be anywhere close to that level. I had high expectations for this movie. Dark comedy with Vince Vaughn and John Malkovich, how can you possibly go wrong? Turns out you sorta can. Biggest problem is Liam Hemsworth as the character Kyle. Not only doesn’t he bring anything to his role, he actually sucks out a good portion of the air in whatever room he is in. While his partner in crime, Swin, played by Clark Duke lights up every scene he’s in, but it’s not enough to offset the vacuum caused by Hemsworth.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Kyle is at the bottom of a drug dealing operation. He has no aspiration to do more than the minimum and get drunk when he wants. He teams u with Swin who is quirky from the top of his thin stringy man bun, past his wispy, barely visible mustache, down to his ridiculous, colorful Hammer pants. </p><p> </p><p>The difference is where Liam Hemsworth plays Kyle as the strong, handsome silent type that doesn’t give a crap, Duke leans in to the quirkiness of Swin to the point of pride. When a girl he’s trying to pick up says “you’re just creepy”, he replies, “How do you feel about creepy? Do you like it?” He winds up getting the girl. They wind up working with Ranger Bright, played by John Malkovich, a park ranger who runs drugs for Frog, the head of the operation. Frog is played by Vince Vaughn. Another of his middle managers is played by Vivica Fox, and she is referred to by Her.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Everything is moving actually very slowly for the first 40 minutes until it finally picks up. Things start to happen and bodies start to drop and it puts Kyle and Swin on Frog’s radar. They are victims of circumstances but to Frog they are an unnecessary problem that he has to deal with.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>The movie is told in parts. Each of those parts show the history of each player. Where he started and how he got to his current place in life. It was a little weird but it worked.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>The movie is 117 minutes, Rated R for violence, language, and brief nudity.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>The first 40 minutes was a little boring, it picked up but never actually got going, and I wasn’t crazy about the ending. Somebody besides Liam Hemsworth may have helped. If Hemsworth had drank a cup of coffee or drank a Bang and actually done something that would have been good too.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>My Score: 3 very low key Budweisers</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Today's moron of the day!</p><p> </p><p>https://www.kwtx.com/content/news/Police-Driver-leads-officers-on-chase-riding-Bobcat-tractor-570099181.html</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Today on Morons in the news:</p><p> </p><p> Don't throw your crack pipe at the police.</p><p> </p><p>Call him the Bobcat bandit!</p><p> </p><p>The face mask caused the getaway.</p><p> </p><p>I was trying to make a U turn.</p><p><br></p><p>https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2020/05/06/Driver-accidentally-reverses-onto-two-parked-cars-outside-Florida-bank/4411588774716/?sl=8</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Mother’s Days Gift Ideas.</p><p>Bob Goes Shopping.</p><p>Wizardingworld.com</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Comedian Jon Reep.</p><p>Mary’s Muffin.</p><p>Buyer’s Remorse.</p><p><br></p><p>Joe Giudice Has a New Job.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>Tom Cruise and The ISS.</p><p><br></p><p>Real Life Wedding Objectors.</p><p>Eva Longoria & Hair Coloring.</p><p>Guy Breaks Sponge to the Face Record.</p><p>Getting Things Done During Quarantine.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Today's Moron of the Day!</p><p> </p><p>https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2020/05/05/Louisiana-police-warn-of-aggressive-chicken-stalking-bank-customers/8081588690090/?sl=8</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Today on Morons in the news:</p><p> </p><p> Watch out for the aggressive chickens.</p><p> </p><p>I had to speed to get my McMuffin</p><p> </p><p>Take the money and attempt to run.</p><p> </p><p>Roller blading getaway.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Dog the Bounty Hunter’s New Fiancé.</p><p>“Yesterday”</p><p>The Tiger King Movie.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Jim Szoke with Sports Confuse Me.</p><p>Sheri Gives Her Dog a Haircut.</p><p>“Hollywood” on Netflix.</p><p><br></p><p>Talkback Callers.</p><p>Big Businesses Going Under.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>Bob’s Neighborhood Gathering.</p><p><br></p><p>Jada Pinkett Smith.</p><p>$525K for Golf and Dinner with Peyton Manning.</p><p>Things Waiters Will No Longer Do.</p><p>True Crime News.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Today's Moron of the Day!</p><p> </p><p>https://rapidcityjournal.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/rapid-city-man-charged-with-vehicular-homicide-after-fatal-hit-and-run-against-pedestrian/article_22dc4188-25d2-5955-b919-54af582b2778.html</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Today on Morons in the news:</p><p> </p><p> Please refrain from running yourself over.</p><p> </p><p>Today wasn't a full moon day!</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Bugs Are Attracted to Bob.</p><p>The Murder Hornet.</p><p>Cinco De Mayo Recipes.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>When You’re All Cooped Up Together.</p><p>Is This the End of the Buffet?</p><p>Cool King Chris… And Teachers Be Teaching.</p><p><br></p><p>Virtual Commencement Speeches.</p><p>Talkback Callers.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>Call Your Momma!</p><p><br></p><p>Sunscreens.</p><p>The First Picture of Earth from Space.</p><p>The Concept of Free Time Back in the Day.</p><p>Drug Cartel Business Way Down.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Today's Moron of the Day!</p><p> </p><p><a href="https://www.9news.com/article/news/crime/jefferson-county-cocaine-bank-deposit/73-8c13ee7f-65bd-4b94-86f2-d19f49dc08f1">https://www.9news.com/article/news/crime/jefferson-county-cocaine-bank-deposit/73-8c13ee7f-65bd-4b94-86f2-d19f49dc08f1</a></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Today on Morons in the news:</p><p> </p><p> He's a real life castaway.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> Do you mind if I deposit my drugs?</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>When Adults Can Finally Relax.</p><p>Axe Body Spray.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Double M’s High Rise Quarantine.</p><p>Healthcare Hero Winners.</p><p>How Sweden is Handling COVID-19.</p><p><br></p><p>Talkback Callers.</p><p>The Bachelor 3 Hour Special.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>Bob is Not a Pig.</p><p><br></p><p>Things You’ll Never See in Restaurants Again.</p><p>Reality TV.</p><p>The Casual House Nudist.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Today's Moron of the Day!</p><p> </p><p>https://www.wrbl.com/top-stories/georgia-city-councilman-accused-of-stealing-beef/</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Today on Morons in the news:</p><p> </p><p> Drag racing the cops is a Moron move.</p><p> </p><p>I have a political beef</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Nudist Communities are Growing.</p><p>Miami Homicide Rate is Way Down.</p><p>An SNL Bit on Grocery Shortages.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Feeding America.</p><p>Do You Have Your Travel Bacon Ready to Go?</p><p>The People’s Movie Critic: “Extraction”</p><p>Great Corn Recipes.</p><p><br></p><p>Jimmy Wayne.</p><p>A Message from an ICU Nurse.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>Recreating Famous Paintings.</p><p><br></p><p>The American Version.</p><p>American Idol at Home.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Sometimes when we are cooped up in the house a good tear jerker movie will provide us that emotional release that helps relieve tension. Maybe a good romance movie will trigger memories that were forgotten from long ago. Romantic comedies can bring a family together to laugh and bond with each other. When all else fails and you are at the end of your rope, it doesn’t make you a bad parent to plop down your overactive kids, open up a bag chips, give em a 2 liter, and put on Toy Story to give you 180 minutes of peace and quiet. But, sometimes you just get that itch. That thing that you can’t explain. It’s an emptiness that can only be filled by watching an impossibly handsome hunk of a man, clothed in camo, slamming a greasy bad guy, face first, down on the tines of a garden rake, while rescuing a young boy. When that happens, Extraction is the movie for you!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>The movie is streaming on Netflix, and it stars Chris Hemsworth as a mercenary for hire named Tyler Rake. The first 10 minutes establish the fact that Rake is wound up tighter that Dick’s hat band, suffers from a traumatic loss, and not only does not fear death, might be looking forward to it. He accepts a job to rescue a kidnapped drug dealer’s son from a rival drug dealer. The odds, as you would expect in this type of movie, are hugely against him, but of course that does not deter him in the least. The action starts and does not stop as him and the kidnapped boy are on the run from everybody. Everybody double crosses everybody. The boy’s father sends his best man to get his son back from Rake which leads to a fantastic single-take fight scene that lasts 11 minutes and 30 seconds. The best way to describe the fight scenes in this movie is to imagine that somebody killed Thor’s dog, and he went John Wick on everybody!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>The movie is a hair less than 2 hours, Rated R for Bloody violence, serious bloody violence, I have no idea what the body count is, but easily in the hundreds with a S.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>This is the first movie that Sam Hargrave has directed. </p><p> </p><p>He is the Marvel stunt coordinator for the Marvel movies, and it shows. The stunts are off the chain, and since he has worked with Chris Hemsworth, I’m sure that didn’t hurt either. The screenplay was written by Joe Russo, also worked on some Marvel films.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Netflix ain’t putting out no junk. This is a quality production with a big name actor and a really good cast. A year ago this could have been released into theaters and it would have had a great box office.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>If you love Chris Hemsworth, and honestly how could you not, and you like an action movie that once it starts, never stops, you will love this. If you don’t I don’t know what to tell you.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>My Score: a full 6Pk of canned whoop ass flavored Budweisers </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Today's Moron of the Day!</p><p> </p><p>https://www.boredpanda.com/beaches-reopen-grim-reaper/</p><p> </p><p>Today on Morons in the news:</p><p> </p><p>You can't use stolen underwear to start the fire!</p><p> </p><p> Watch out for the Grim Reaper.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Kick Off Feeding America.</p><p>Beyonce Donates $6 Million.</p><p>Crowded House.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Jim Szoke with Sports Confuse Me.</p><p>Learning New Skills in Quarantine.</p><p>A Landfill vs. The Dump.</p><p><br></p><p>Bob & Sheri Quarantine Chat with Christopher Titus.</p><p>Cats vs Dogs.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>Racing Towards Death.</p><p><br></p><p>Zoom Fatigue.</p><p>Holding Oprah Accountable for “Dr” Phil & Oz.</p><p>Weekends During Quarantine.</p><p>The OK Corral Bakery.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Today's Moron of the Day!</p><p> </p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8263491/250-000-McLaren-super-car-driver-attempts-pass-flooded-roadway-washed-away.html</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Today on Morons in the news:</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> Sorry .... Your expensive car is not a boat!</p><p> </p><p>Speedy Gonzalez is on the run.....</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Bob Cancels His Trip.</p><p>Citizen Salute.</p><p>Zoom Meeting Etiquette.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Things You Wish You Knew About Yourself.</p><p>Potato Chips vs Kale.</p><p><br></p><p>Talkback Callers.</p><p>You’re Suppose to Just Know These Things?</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>A Raccoon Battle.</p><p><br></p><p>Bob is Never Retiring.</p><p>The Friendly Oblivious.</p><p>Taken.</p><p>Next of Kin.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Today's moron of the day!</p><p> </p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8260193/Two-Texas-women-arrested-undercover-sting-offering-beauty-salon-services-home.html</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Today on Morons in the news:</p><p> </p><p> Watch what you ask for.....</p><p> </p><p> Paying the price of beauty.</p><p> </p><p>Watch what comes out of your mouth!</p><p> </p><p>Police Cruiser joyride.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>The Dangers of Raccoons.</p><p>Todd & Jenn Go for a Wine and Cheese Drive.</p><p>Bob’s Haircut.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Karthik’s America.</p><p>Dad Sneakers.</p><p>Check-in with Lamar.</p><p><br></p><p>Talkback Callers.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>Bob Orders $240 Worth of Bacon.</p><p><br></p><p>Land O Lakes Butter.</p><p>The Coca-Cola Logo.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Today's Moron of the Day!</p><p> </p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8259013/Bored-man-arrested-driving-Florida-beach-closed-lockdown-leading-cops-chase.html</p><p> </p><p>Today on Morons in the news:</p><p> </p><p> The new cereal that will get all the kids up.</p><p> </p><p>Just out for a drive.. on the closed beach.</p><p> </p><p>He's really bad at hide and seek.</p><p> </p><p>You need to behave yourself even on Zoom conferences.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Bacon is NOT a Vegetable!</p><p>Caramia Wants the Car Keys.</p><p>Protester Calls RN Fat.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Bob’s Moles.</p><p>Keeping Up with the Joneses.</p><p>Hermit Millionaire Offers Tips for Isolation.</p><p>A Movie About a Husband Not Letting His Wife Work.</p><p><br></p><p>Expressions Only Grandparents Use.</p><p>Surprising Stuff People Buy in Lockdown.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>Jobs That Already Practice Social Distancing.</p><p><br></p><p>Weevil Talk.</p><p>Romantic Foods Under Quarantine.</p><p>The Most Popular Google Searches.</p><p>DIY Projects You’ll Love Doing.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Today's Moron of the Day!</p><p> </p><p>https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2020/apr/23/caught-on-video-van-gogh-painting-stolen-in-sledgehammer-raid</p><p> </p><p>Today on Morons in the news:</p><p> </p><p> You won't miss these implants now.</p><p> </p><p>I wanna be your sledgehammer!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Putting a Positive Spin on Hard Times.</p><p>Olivia Jade.</p><p>Toddler Argues with Her Parents.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>A Little Recognition for the Uber Drivers.</p><p>Healthcare Hero Winners.</p><p>The People’s Movie Critic: “The Stranger”</p><p>Home Exercising with Carla. </p><p><br></p><p>Cathy Has Words for All of Us!</p><p>Sheri Goes to the ER for Rabies Shots.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>Are You a COVIDIOT?</p><p><br></p><p>The 5 Most Common Quarantine Dreams.</p><p>Todd’s Kids.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p> </p><p>I am not a Netflix neophyte, but neither am I an expert. A lot of people watch seasons of TV shows on Netflix they have never seen. I watch so much network TV that I’ve seen all the shows that are on Netflix. And I’ve seen most of the movies. So Netflix wasn’t a big deal. Then they released House of Cards and that was a game changer. Now their original programming is driving the train and we are all on board. But, because I’m still big on network TV I haven’t seen all of Netflix’s shows but I’m working on it. A good friend of ours recommended The Stranger, and she was not wrong.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>The Stranger is based on a novel by Harlen Coben that was originally set in New Jersey, but Netflix moved it to England because evidently British Mysteries are cooler. I don’t disagree, but along with that coolness comes that British accent, that makes everybody sound smarter, and what they are saying seem more important, but has its own set of problems. I can’t always understand what they are saying. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Two characters exchange sentences that will make everything clear with hugely dramatic consequences, and Carla goes, “Wait! What did they just say?” And I go, “I have no earthly idea.” So we stop and rewind. Which means instead of going back to right before the two sentences, we wind up 12 minutes earlier and when I try to fast forward back to where we were, I zoom past it and see something that we didn’t need to see until we understood the 2 sentences! This happened at least 3 or 4 times in each episode. It’s not like I don’t know the words they’re using, I just need more enunciation and less mumbling. This is one you need to turn the closed captioning on for.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>The series stars Richard Armitage as Adam Price, an attorney that has a wife and 2 boys. He is approached by an attractive young woman, the stranger, played by Hannah John-Kamen, and she tells him that his wife has a secret and she has been lying to him for the last 2 years. She tells him where he can find the proof and that now that he knows she is a liar he no longer has to stay with her. Then she just leaves. </p><p> </p><p>When he confronts his wife she says there is more to it and that she will tell him everything, but not right now. While this is going on a decapitated animal is discovered in the middle of town. Along with that comes multiple visits from the stranger to other people, naked bodies found in the woods, a really bad cop, a really good cop, murder, embezzlement, blackmail, infidelity, and so many things that have nothing to do with each other. Or do they? How are they connected? Each episode brings more questions, but no answers. This is definitely a binge show. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>There are 8 episodes, 42 minutes each. Rated TV-MA for language, including the F word.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Edge of your seat twists and turns, a lot of surprises, and a lot of British mumblings that you won’t understand, but overall a good series.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>My Score: 4 Solid Budweisers</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Today's Moron of the Day!</p><p> </p><p>https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/virginia-teen-gets-stuck-washing-machine-during-game-hide-seek-n1189241 <https://protect-us.mimecast.com/s/hfMvCVOWNvsO988LFzkyE_?domain=nbcnews.com</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Today on Morons in the news:</p><p> </p><p> Show me the money!</p><p> </p><p>Never good to play hide and seek in the washer.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>You can't marry your ex- girlfriend if you're already married.</p><p> </p><p>The gator wants to join the party.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>A Song About Teaching from Home.</p><p>Our Technology.</p><p>Some Good News.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Darrin Arriens.</p><p>The Safest Place to Sit on a Plane.</p><p>Post Cologne Proves Us All Wrong.</p><p>Mary Has a Wildlife Experience.</p><p><br></p><p>Jim Szoke with Sports Confuse Me.</p><p>What You Can’t Wait to Wear Post Quarantine.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>Todd’s Brother is Stranded in Atlanta.</p><p><br></p><p>Watching Old Movies on TCM.</p><p>Virtual Museum Visits.</p><p>Bob and His Restuarants.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Today's Moron of the Day!</p><p> </p><p>https://apnews.com/80e54c1dd2653dfa1d332db572452103</p><p> </p><p>Today on Morons in the news:</p><p> </p><p> Hello ladies.. let me introduce myself.</p><p> </p><p>Please don't look in the trunk.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Revenge Posts.</p><p>The Return of the Sunday Drive.</p><p>Healthcare Heroes.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Time Out!</p><p>Listen to Your Heart.</p><p>Breakup Letters from Kids.</p><p>Tabitha Brown.</p><p><br></p><p>Talkback Callers.</p><p>And Don’t Forget to Wash Your Feet.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>How the Rich are Doing Lockdown.</p><p><br></p><p>Time of My Life!</p><p>Ricky Gervais.</p><p>Top Played Songs of 2010’s</p><p>Cancelled Weddings and Money Lost.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Nurse Counter-Protests.</p><p>Pizza Delivery.</p><p>Things Celebrities are Auctioning Off.</p><p>Morons in the News.</p><p><br></p><p>Jim Szoke with Sports Confuse Me.</p><p>Hamilton’s Leslie Odom Jr. Gets Quarantined with Bob & Sheri.</p><p>Healthcare Hero of the Day.</p><p><br></p><p>Talkback Callers.</p><p>Cooking and Snacking.</p><p>Can You Believe This S***?</p><p>Prisoners Released Because of COVID-19.</p><p><br></p><p>Gross Foods by State.</p><p>Bob & The Geoduck.</p><p>Re-Discovering Emotional & Physical Intimacy.</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Today's Moron of the Day!</p><p> </p><p>https://news.sky.com/story/speeding-driver-tells-police-he-broke-virus-lockdown-to-drive-120-miles-for-cheap-bread-11969400 </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Today on Morons in the news:</p><p> </p><p> You need to play the golf way!</p><p> </p><p>Speeding to get the cheaper bread.</p><p> </p><p> Keep your distance especially if you're a fugitive.</p><p> </p><p>The farm animals can crash your Zoom call.</p><p> </p><p>Hold on loosely but don't let go.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>You know him from the Broadway hit "Hamilton". His portrayal of Aaron Burr led him to signing a record deal. Catch him chatting with Sheri about being part of the Hamilton sensation. He also chats about his new album, "Mister" and the first single "Go Crazy".</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices">podcastchoices.com/adchoices</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>