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Jackie presents a Meghan Markle case study, decides to travel to Paris in economy as a woman of the people, and explains why kids should smoke.Thanks for supporting my sponsors!Fabric: Start investing in your child today at www.MeetFabric.com/BIBLE Homes.com: Everything you need to know about buying a home all in one placeHungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first box plus a free item in every box for life at www.Hungryroot.com/bitchbible SKIMS: Shop now at www.SKIMS.com/bible and SKIMS stores for the Fits Everybody collection, available in sizes XXS to 4XSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie welcomes Zachariah and Jonathan from the Camp Counselors Podcast to talk about decorating trends, tootling, home ownership, and to perform t.A.T.u's 2002 smash hit "All the Things She Said". Thanks for Supporting My Sponsors! Honeylove: Start the new year off right with Honeylove. Get 20% off by going to www.honeylove.com/Bible #honeylovepod Nutrafol: For a limited time, get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to www.Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code BIBLE OneSkin: Get 15% off OneSkin with code Bible at www.oneskin.co #oneskinpod Viia: Try VIIA! www.viia.co/BIBLE and use code BibleSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie has been in a very pleasant mood recently, so it's time to let out some pent up bitchiness, get off the Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni merry-go-round, and introduce the world to Jerrika. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Hero Bread: Use code JACKIE to get 10% off your order at www.hero.co SKIMS: Shop now - the Fits Everybody collection is available in sizes XXS to 4X at www.skims.com/bible Acorns Early: Download the Acorns Early app to get started. Sign up now and get your first month free at www.acornsearly.com/jackie Homes.com: Everything you need to know about buying a home all in one place at www.homes.com Little Spoon: Enter code BIBLE at checkout to get 30% off your first order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie's recording on Valentine's Day and describes her solo outing with Clyde at the Cheesecake Factory, and runs into a young Jeffrey Dahmer at the Build a Bear Workshop. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Home Chef: For a limited time, get 18 free meals plus free dessert and free shipping on your first box at www.HomeChef.com/BIBLE Thrive Market: Get 30% off your first order, plus a free $60 gift at www.ThriveMarket.com/bitchbible HERS: Start your initial free online visit today at www.ForHers.com/BIBLE Earth Breeze: Get 40% off with your auto-shipment at www.earthbreeze.com/bitchbible Lumē: New customers get 15% off all Lumē products with code Bible at www.LumeDeodorant.com Homes.com: Everything you need to know about buying a home all in one place at www.homes.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie goes back to basics and teaches a masterclass on leading with your inner psycho. She fine tunes her betrayal course of action plan and recounts the time her husband c*ck blocked her from Harry Styles. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Fabric: Fabric: Join the thousands of parents who trust Fabric to help protect their family. Start investing in your child today at www.meetfabric.com/BIBLE Home Chef: For a limited time, get 18 free meals plus free dessert and free shipping on your first box at www.HomeChef.com/BIBLE LittleSpoon: Get 30% off your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A very special Super Bowl episode - Jackie discusses Kendrick Lamar's flawless half time show, the strange pairing of testosterone and too much food, and of course Taylor Swift. Thanks for Supporting My Sponsors! Hungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first box and get a free item in every box for life at www.Hungryroot.com/bitchbible.com Nutrafol: For a limited time, get $10 off your first month’ssubscription and free shipping with promo code BIBLE at www.Nutrafol.com Seed: Use code 25JACKIE to get 25% off your first monthat www.seed.com/JACKIE Ritual: For a limited time, get 25% off your first monthat www.ritual.com/BIBLE Earth Breeze: Right now, get 40% off with your auto shipmentat www.earthbreeze.com/bitchbible Homes.com: Everything you need to know about buying a house, all in one place at www.Homes.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie discusses falling in, and then quickly out of, love with a piano, compliments and critiques the Grammy's fashion, performances, and bangs, and ponders the difference between donkey and doggy style at a dinner party. The C Word Survey: https://bit.ly/3Ew1tLe Thanks for supporting my sponsors: OneSkin: Get 15% off OneSkin with the code Bible at www.oneskin.co #oneskinpod Try VIIA! www.viia.co/BIBLE and use code Bible! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your fi st month Honeylove: Get an additional 20% OFF the @honeylove Holiday sale by going to www.honeylove.com/Bible! #honeylovepod Earth Breeze: Get 40% off with your auto shipment at www.earthbreeze.com/bitchbible See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is nursing a hangover, but bravely pushes through to talk about her role as a trophy wife at Grammy’s Parties, give a controversial take on Ryan Reynolds, and discuss renovating her guest room which has led to her recent embrace of prison pink. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Ritual: For a limited time get 25% off your first month at www.Ritual.com/BIBLE Hungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first box and a free item in every box for life at www.Hungryroot.com/bitchbible LittleSpoon: Enter code BIBLE at checkout to get 30% off your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLE Nutrafol: For a limited time get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping with promo code BIBLE at www.Nutrafol.com SKIMS: Find the perfect gift for your Valentine or for yourself at www.skims.com/bible Earth Breeze: Get 40% off your auto shipment at www.earthbreeze.com/bitchbibleSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Join Aliza Kelly every Monday as she decodes the latest astrological events and provides detailed, personalized horoscopes from Aries to Pisces, with forecasts for love, career, health, and personal growth. Get ready to embark on a cosmic adventure and find out what the universe has in store for you. Horoscope Weekly is an OpenMind Original powered by PAVE Studios.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie addresses her follicular-debris inspired divorce post on Instagram, praises the artistic masterpiece that is RHOSLC, and discusses the most recent developments in the Blake Lively/Justin Baldoni saga. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE to get 10% off your first month Hers: Start your initial free online visit today at www.forhers.com/BIBLE Homes.com: Everything you need to know about buying a house, all in one place Lume: New customers get 15% off all Lume products with code Bible at www.LumeDeodorant.com Ritual: Get 25% off your first month for a limited time at www.ritual.com/BIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie enters another dangerous stream of consciousness after learning about her astrological chart. She discusses the atrocity of gender reveals, Chris Evans penis, and her new found wellness journey with an unexpected cameo from husband Andrew live from the doghouse! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Nutrafol: Get ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping with promo code BIBLE at www.Nutrafol.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie roasts the RHOSLC reunion looks, yells at a racist man at the farmer’s market, and lets you know why the TikTok ban just isn’t that important. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Apostrophe: Get your first visit for only $5 with code BIBLE at www.Apostrophe.com/BIBLE Hero Bread: Get 10% off your order with code JACKIE at checkout at www.hero.co Little Spoon: Enter code BIBLE at checkout to get 30% off your first Little Spoon order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLE GDefy Shoes: Use code BITCH at checkout to get 50% off your entire order at www.GDefy.com Seed: Use code 25JACKIE to get 25% off your first month at www.Seed.com/JACKIE Thrive Market: Get 30% off your first order, plus a free $60 gift at www.ThriveMarket.com/bitchbible Homes.com: Everything you need to know about buying a house, all in one placeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie kicks off the new year by continuing her Justin Baldoni/Blake Lively investigation, roasting the Golden Globes red carpet, and sharing her highly anticipated 2025 Ins and Outs. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Branch Basics: Get 15% off your entire order with code Bible at www.BranchBasics.com/Bible Homes.com: Find the information about a new home all in one place at www.homes.com OneSkin: Get 15% off with code Bible at www.oneskin.co GDefy: Get 50% off your entire order with code BITCH at www.gdefy.com Viia: Use code Bible to get 15% off, and if you’re new to VIIA - get a free gift of your choice, at www.viia.co/BIBLE Honeylove: Save 20% Off sitewide at www.honeylove.com/Bible See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie and Max discuss New Years Resolutions, Jackie reviews Baby Girl, A Complete Unknown, and Challengers, and rips festive ice cubes. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Hero Bread: Use code JACKIE at checkout for 10% off your order at www.Hero.co Zocdoc: Go to www.Zocdoc.com/BIBLE to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today Prolon: Right now, get 15% off Prolon's 5-day nutrition program at www.ProlonLife.com/BIBLE GDefy Shoes: Go to www.GDEFY.com and use code BIBLE for 50% off your entire order Happy Mammoth: For a limited time, get 15% off on your entire first order at www.happymammoth.com with code JACKIE at checkout Nutrafol: For a limited time, get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.com with promo code BIBLE PrettyLitter: Go to www.PrettyLitter.com/bible to save twenty percent on your first order and get a free cat toySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Happy Hanukkah-Eve! We’re celebrating the best way we know how — by re-releasing Jackie’s 2018 drunk Hanukkah episode. Jackie dunks on the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show, tells you why small talk is dead, and plots to take down her annoying neighbor with laxative muffins. L’Chaim! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Nutrafol: For a limited time, get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.com with promo code BIBLE Honeylove: Save up to 20% off sitewide at www.Honeylove.com/Bible Happy Mammoth: For a limited time, get 15% off on your entire first order at www.happymammoth.com by using the code JACKIE at checkout GDefy Shoes: Go to www.GDEFY.com and use code BIBLE for 50% off your entire order Squarespace: Go to www.squarespace.com/BIBLE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain with code BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, we’re reminiscing on Jackie’s Christmas past, and taking you back to 2021, when Jackie had one too many Christmas martinis and decided to get behind the mic. She gets into her love of male strippers, why Emily in Paris needs to be sluttier, and confesses her childhood sins in a last-ditch attempt to get on the Nice List. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! HIYA: Receive 50% off your first order at www.hiyahealth.com/BIBLE Uncommon Goods: Get 15% off your next gift at www.uncommongoods.com/BITCHBIBLE Qualia: Go to www.Qualialife.com/BITCHBIBLE for up to 50% off and use code BITCHBIBLE at checkout for an additional 15% off Sundays: Get 40% off your first order at www.sundaysfordogs.com/BIBLE or use code BIBLE at checkout Just Thrive: Save 20% off a 90 day bottle of Just Thrive probiotic and Just Calm with promo code BITCHBIBLE at www.JustThriveHealth.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie talks about bringing Grandma Gloria to "Paris" and how she nearly died over steak frites, why Andrew and her almost divorced and what to do when you catch your significant other watching porn! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Happy Mammoth: For a limited time, use the code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off on your entire first order at www.happymammoth.com This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first monthSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie and Max do some hard-hitting journalism on Jacob Elordi’s beard, go over Jackie’s breakdown at the Cabazon outlets, and get into the holiday spirit by trading stories of their holiday enemies. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Squarespace: Go to www.squarespace.com/BIBLE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code BIBLE Happy Mammoth: For a limited time, use the code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off on your entire first order at www.happymammoth.com Naked Wines: Go to www.NakedWines.com/BIBLE and use code BIBLE for both the code and password for 6 bottles of wine for JUST $39.99 with shipping included This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month Qualia: Go to www.Qualialife.com/BITCHBIBLE for up to 50% off and use code BITCHBIBLE at checkout for an additional 15% off Uncommon Goods: Get 15% off your next gift at www.uncommongoods.com/BITCHBIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Max is back to discuss Jackie's mold infestation, why everyone needs a rich friend, and how Ariana Grande did the world a favor by licking that donut. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Just Thrive: Save 20% off a 90-day bottle of Just Thrive Probiotics and Just Calm using promo code BITCHBIBLE at www.JustThriveHealth.com Honeylove: Save up to 20% off sitewide at www.honeylove.com/Bible Ritual Vitamins: Get 25% off your first month for a limited time at www.Ritual.com/BIBLE Nutrafol: Enter promo code BIBLEGIFT for $10 off any order, and enjoy free shipping when you subscribe at www.Nutrafol.com This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first monthSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie declares that she can beat anyone in a fight, mourns the glory days of RHONY, and deep-dives toxic traits with bff Max Bronner. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Hiya: Receive 50% off your first order at www.hiyahealth.com/BIBLE Uncommon Goods: Go to www.uncommongoods.com/BITCHBIBLE to get 15% off your next gift Happy Mammoth: For a limited time, get 15% off on your entire first order at www.happymammoth.com with the code JACKIE at checkout GDefy Shoes: Go to www.GDEFY.com and use code BIBLE for 50% off your entire order Squarespace: Go to www.squarespace.com/BIBLE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using the code BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie recovers from a traumatic slash disease riddled weekend with best friend Max Bronner to discuss amateur design tips and tricks, toxic personality traits and a myriad of other stupid topics. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Good American: Use promo Code BITCHBIBLE for $50 OFF your first pair at www.GoodAmerican.com/BitchBible Qualia: Get up to 50% off and use code BITCHBIBLE at checkout for an additional 15% off at www.Qualialife.com/BITCHBIBLE Just Thrive: Save 20% off a 90-day bottle of Just Thrive and Just Calm using promo code BITCHBIBLE at www.justthrivehealth.com/discount/Bitchbible GDEFY Shoes: Use BIBLE for $20 off orders of $100 or more at www.gdefy.com Happy Mammoth: Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off your first order at www.HappyMammoth.com Nutrafol: Enter the promo code BIBLEGIFT for ten dollars off any order, and enjoy free shipping when you subscribe at www.Nutrafol.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie sits down with Alex Cooper from the "Call Her Daddy" podcast to talk about her public media crisis, psychological warfare, friend break ups, plus dating tips and sex life. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month Happy Mammoth: For a limited time, get 15% off on your entire first order at www.happymammoth.com just use the code JACKIE at checkout PrettyLitter: Save 20% on your first order and a free cat toy at www.PrettyLitter.com/BIBLE and use code BIBLE Uncommon Goods: Get 15% off your next gift at www.uncommongoods.com/BITCHBIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is ready to abandon her family, has a deeply bizarre foot massage and recaps housewives, the "Wicked" premiere, Boursin cheese recipes and toxic mom culture on Tik Tok. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! This show is sponsored by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month GDEFY: Use Bible for $20 off orders of $100 or more at www.gdefy.com Naked Wines: Go to www.NakedWines.com/BIBLE and use code BIBLE for both the code AND password for 6 bottles of wine for JUST $39.99 with shipping included Squarespace: Go to www.squarespace.com/BIBLE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain Sundays for Dogs: Get 40% off your first order at www.sundaysfordogs.com/BIBLE or use code BIBLE at checkoutSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie sits down with Just Thrive CEO Tina Anderson to discuss gut health, bathroom regularity, and the disrupting forces of fire season and Big Pharma. Get 20% off a 90 day bottle of Just Thrive Probiotic and Just Calm at www.justthrivehealth.com with promo code: BITCHBIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie has a dysport malfunction, continues Off Brand October with some holiday decor mishaps, recaps dorky celebrity halloween photoshoots, and starts a new religion with the Olsen Twins as spiritual leaders! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! G-Defy: Use code "Bible" for $20 off orders of $100 or more at www.GDefy.com Honeylove: Save up to 50% Off sitewide at www.honeylove.com/Bible this month only. Just Thrive: Save 20% off a 90-day bottle of Just Thrive and Just Calm using promo code: BITCHBIBLE at www.justhrive.com Nutrafol: Get $10 off and free shipping when you go to www.nutrafol.com and use promo code "BIBLE" Ritual Vitamins: Get 25% off your first month for a limited time at www.Ritual.com/BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie yearns for nostalgia by antiquing, making a case for the "Never Full" comeback, why low contrast makeup is next level dumb, and answers some more listener questions! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! G-Defy: Use code "Bible" for $20 off orders of $100 or more at www.GDefy.com Happy Mammoth: For a limited time, use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off on your entire first order at www.happymammoth.com Qualia Life: Go to www.Qualialife.com/BITCHBIBLE for up to 50% off and use cod e BITCHBIBLE at checkout for an additional 15% off. Squarespace: Head to www.squarespace.com/BIBLE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code BIBLE Uncommon Goods: To get 15% off your next gift, go to www.uncommongoods.com/BITCHBIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is having a rough week and recaps a current stalker situation, takes down TMZ, and congratulates Britney Spears on her nuptials! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! G-Defy: Use code "Bible" for $20 off orders of $100 or more at www.GDefy.com Good American: Use promo code BITCHBIBLE for $50 OFF your first pair at www.goodamerican.com/bitchbible HomeChef: Get 18 free meals, free dessert for life, and free shipping at www.HomeChef.com/Bible Naked Wines: Head to www.NakedWines.com/BIBLE and use code BIBLE to get 6 bottles of wine for only $39.99 (shipping included) Sundays For Dogs: Use code BIBLE to get 40% off your first order of Sundays at www.sundaysfordogs.com/BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie recaps her trip to Boston and appearance on the "Call Her Daddy" tour, reignites beef with her community college bully, discusses pop culture happenings and addresses the problematic nature of Bath & Body Works. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! This episode is brought to you by Squarespace: Head to www.squarespace.com/BIBLE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain G-Defy: Use code "Bible" for $20 off orders of $100 or more at www.gdefy.com Honeylove: Get 20% off your purchase by going to www.honeylove.com/Bible Horoscope Weekly with Aliza Kelly: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/horoscope-weekly-with-aliza-kelly/id1761197575 Nutrafol: Get $10 off and free shipping when you go to www.nutrafol.com and use promo code "BIBLE" Posh Peanut: Go to www.poshpeanut.com/BIBLE and use code "BIBLE" to save 20% off your first order. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is back on American soil and recaps her trip, all the pop culture happenings she missed and why she shouldn't carry mace. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month PrettyLitter: Use code "bible" at www.PrettyLitter.com/bible to save 20% on your first order and get a free cat toy Sono Bello: Save big during Sono Bello's friends and family fall savings event. Schedule your free consultation now at www.SonoBello.com/BIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is having a rough day and recaps her new favorite shows, why integrating braids into your hairstyles is a cry for help, issues a PSA to Lady Gaga and answers some more listener questions! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month GDEFY Shoes: Visit www.GDEFY.com and get $20 off your order of $100 or more with code "Bible" Happy Mammoth: For a limited time, use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off on your entire first order at www.happymammoth.com Ritual Vitamins: Get 25% off your first month for a limited time at www.Ritual.com/BIBLE Rosetta Stone: Get Rosetta Stone’s Lifetime Membership for 50% off at www.rosettastone.com/BIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie kicks off Off Brand October with some toxic positivity! She celebrates solitude, self love, Diddy's destiny, and connects with her community!! All in a wide brimmed hat!! Thank you for supporting my sponsors! GDEFY Shoes: Enjoy a special summer offer at www.GDEFY.com and get $20 off your order of $100 or more with code "Bible" Home Chef: For a limited time, get 18 free meals plus free dessert for life, with free shipping on your first box at www.HomeChef.com/BIBLE Happy Mammoth: For a limited time, use the code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off on your entire first order at www.happymammoth.com Naked Wines: To get 6 bottles of wine for $39.99 and join the Naked Wines community, head to www.NakedWines.com/bible Rosetta Stone: Get Rosetta Stone’s Lifetime Membership for 50% off at www.rosettastone.com/BIBLE Squarespace: Head to www.squarespace.com/BIBLE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie breaks down Diddy-gate, recaps Real Housewives, Bennifer re-uniting, and her new affinity for Costco! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! CBDistillery: Use code BITCHBIBLE for 20% off at www.CBDistillery.com GDEFY Shoes: Enjoy a special summer offer - Get $20 off your order of $100 or more with code "Bible" at www.gdefy.com Noom: Sign up for your trial today at www.Noom.com Nutrafol: Get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you enter the promo code BIBLE at www.Nutrafol.com Posh Peanut: Get 20% off your first order with promo code BIBLE at www.PoshPeanut.com/BIBLE Squarespace: Save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain with code BIBLE at www.Squarespace.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie sits down with Brad Goreski to talk fashion, housewives and marital psychotic moments. Thanks for supporting my sponsors!Sono Bello: Learn about one-visit Micro Laser Fat Removal. Schedule your FREE consultation at www.SonoVello.com/BIBLE, and ask about Sono Bello's spectacular summer savings going on now.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie sends her son to pacifier rehab, breaks down red carpet looks, pop culture happenings and has an existential life changing trip to Costco! Thank you for supporting my sponsors! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month GDEFY: Enjoy a special summer offer at www.gdefy.com and get $20 off your order of $100 or more with code Bible Happy Mammoth: For a limited time, you can get 15% off on your entire first order at www.happymammoth.com with the code JACKIE at checkout Naked Wines: To get 6 bottles of wine for $39.99 and join the Naked Wines community, head to www.NakedWines.com/bible Noom: Sign up for your trial today at www.Noom.com Squarespace: Save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain with code BIBLE at www.Squarespace.com/BIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie goes over a very detailed account of people, places and bizarre things that give her rosacea and make her irrationally angry. She also goes through the Goop Gift Guide and will change your entire perspective on frosted lip gloss. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month Prose: Get 50% off your first hair care subscription order at www.Prose.com/bible Sono Bello: Learn about one-visit Micro Laser Fat Removal, and schedule your free consultation at www.SonoBello.com/BIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie discusses recent pop culture happenings like Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's relationship, Jennifer Lopez post divorce trail blazing and some toxic suburban altercations! Thank you for supporting my sponsors! Home Chef: For a limited time get 18 free meals plus free dessert for life at www.HomeChef.com/BIBLE GDEFY: Get $20 off your order of $100 or more with code "Bible" at www.GDEFY.com Happy Mammoth: Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off your first order at www.HappyMammoth.com Ritual: Get 25% off your first month for a limited time at www.Ritual.com/BIBLE Squarespace: Save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain with code BIBLE at www.squarespace.com/BIBLE Noom: Sign up for your trial today at www.Noom.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie sits down with Alexis Neiers Haines to talk about going to high school together, the "Bling Ring" fiasco and the triumph of getting your SH*T together! And so it is! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie reminisces on childhood catfishing, chili dog psychology and more people, places and things she hates in honor of Labor Day!! Thank you for supporting my sponsors! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month GDEFY Shoes: Enjoy a special summer offer of $20 off your order of $100 or more with code "Bible" at www.gdefy.com Happy Mammoth: Visit www.happymammoth.com and use the code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off your entire first order Honeylove: Get 20% off and treat yourself to the best bras on the market at www.honeylove.com/Bible Little Spoon: Use code BIBLE at checkout for 30% off your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLE Nutrafol: Get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you enter the promo code BIBLE at www.Nutrafol.com Posh Peanut: Get 20% off your first order with promo code BIBLE at www.PoshPeanut.com/BIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie answers calls from her new BITCH BIBLE HOTLINE and gives listeners the brutal advice they so desperately need. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie has an out of body experience in a public restroom, attempts to cancel Balenciaga and psychoanalyzes the correlation between Bennifer home decor choices and the downfall of their relationship.Thanks for Supporting my sponsors!Addyi: You can talk to your doctor about Addyi or have an online telehealth appointment at www.addyi.com GDefy: Enjoy a special summer offer of $20 off your order of $100 or more with code "Bible" at www.gdefy.comNoom: Sign up for your trial today at www.noom.comOne Skin: Use code BIBLE for 15% off at www.oneskin.co Squarespace: Save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain with code BIBLE at www.squarespace.com/BIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie and Morgan Stewart have the ultimate full throttle bitch sesh. They discuss the Oscars (boring), trade Gone Girl stories and like 459 other tangents!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jackie enters a stream of consciousness solo. She recaps all of her "stories" imparts some misguided wisdom and answers listener emails!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie deep dives "It Ends with Us" drama, gets into her baby's first parking lot altercation and condemns Kanye West! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Addyi: You can talk to your doctor about Addyi or have an online telehealth appointment at www.addyi.com This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.betterhelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month Honeylove: Get 20% off and treat yourself to the best bras on the market at www.honeylove.com/BIBLE Little Spoon: Use code BIBLE at checkout for 30% off your first order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie nails her first one on one date with Bachelor Nation's Nick Viall. They talk deal breakers, Bachelor drama, relationships and more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is back from New York with her terroristic son, celebrates Charli XCX's birthday from a distance and psychoanalyzes Blake Lively's press tour looks. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Addyi: You can talk to your doctor about Addyi or have an online telehealth appointment at www.addyi.com ARMRA: Receive 15% off your first order at www.TryARMRA.com/BIBLE Nutrafol: Get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you enter the promo code BIBLE at www.Nutrafol.com Ritual Vitamins: Get 25% off your first month for a limited time at www.Ritual.com/BIBLE Squarespace: Save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain with code BIBLE at www.Squarespace.com/BIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie updates listeners on being a bridezilla, no-Chella and her lust for carbohydrates. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jackie sits down with rising phoenix Countess Luann de Lesseps to deep dive all things Real Housewives, effortless elegance, lesbian trysts and JOVANI. DUH. Cue the Moroccan remix! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Naked Wines: Use code and password BIBLE to get 6 bottles of wine for just $39.99 with shipping included at www.NakedWines.com/BIBLE Hyatt Vivid Resorts: Designed for travelers seeking casual comforts filled with simple pleasures. Check out grand opening rates at www.HyattVividResorts.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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