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S01E48: Chiraq Punk

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Standby floodlights, standby dry ice, and standby crushing riffs behind blatant truths. Dry Ice...GOCrushing riffs...GO Blatant Truths...GOFloodlights...GO Behind the Sch3m3s hits the stage with a man calling it then, from the Chicago Thrash Punk Underground comes Kyriakos, Vocalist and Lyricist of AFTERMATH. Three. Hours. Hard. In. The. Paint. Where METAL and ILLUMINATION coalesce! Kyriakos breaks down just exactly how We The People are played like fools for endless wars, traumatically entertained, with pulling no punches on tearin' into some Alphabet Soup or why you should get a trademark! Basically what we're saying is this show is pure 2nd half. It's more than concepts. It's that good shit. He's even got a sick list of 33. The Truth is so Bright I Gotta Wear Shades. WATCH "THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG" THE VIDEO ALBUM FROM AFTERMATH https://zoident.com/aftermath/ BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Jun 8, 20213h 6m

S01E47: Go Find Yourself

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Back on the attack and ready to drop $999! It's Behind The Sch3m3s, now with added schemes! More schemes than you could shake a stick to! CLAIM=6430a45fb6c8396817d98964bd1ff1710b68989a=CLAIM Lavish and Boo Bury cut wide and cut hard across more news about jabs. Need a shirt? Friends got you Covered. We got...fuckin...zombie fires! DNA on the Moon! Microsoft-84! And finally a trendy way to wear your third eye on your sleeve. For 2nd half of show, the note turns more somber as a mass grave was discovered on the property of a Residential School in Canada. Disturbing and disgusting shit. Also, punk is dead. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Jun 3, 20212h 6m

S01E46: Elites Say The Darnedest Things

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Watch out left coast, prepare thyself, cuz in comes the best coast! Host? Most. Ghost. It's BillyBon3s, here to lay down not THE truth, but his very own estimation of the truth! It's that good shit we're coming back for more of. From bad policies to bad extraspacial deals, BillyBon3s walks Boo-Bury and Lavish thru all the corridors, but we very much ensure not to film any of it. Grab your "invisibilty blankets", and enjoy one hell of a show tonight on Behind The Sch3m3s! Hahaha a pharma company is taking heat for sharing the "PillBillies" song. Hahahaha. Fuck them. http://www.billybon3s.com/ BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

May 26, 20212h 1m

S01E45: The Great Unzipping

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Find out what lurks in our cellar! See horribly confusing numbers! Come for the Great Unzipping! It's a butchered 100 day review of the Most Popular President of All Time and Malachi steps out from the cellar to tell us exactly how it is! Sir SirSeatSitter from Abs n' a 6-Pack comes in swinging with the statistics that count! Lavish surprise us all for the Second Half of Show! Damn! How did we ever manage to pack so much excitement into tonight's Behind The Sch3m3s?! It's 15 Billion Trillion laughs and cracks, but we really never did find those black boxes. The passports look ok tho. https://www.absna6pack.com/ BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

May 19, 20212h 31m

S01E44: I'd May Love Glovin'

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You might want an umbrella tonight, for the mayo and history and androids and aliens and all the most obscene shit from the sewers of Brooklyn NY! It's Nick the Rat let loose in the Green Room here on Behind The Sch3m3s! We're slathered, rather honored to be join by this beast of trailblazer in the paraspooky, and with Lavish and Boo-Bury hitting the jars as hard as they need. It's a little grotesque almost, but yet somehow still so satisfying. Lavish dug up some history and Boobs brought a sex robot(s). You know it, you want it, you loathe it. Also, we're gonna need a mayo mop.We love us some glovin'! https://nicktherat.com/ BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

May 15, 20212h 16m

S01E43: Sex In Zero-G Wakes The Wolf

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I got something to say! I froze my semen today! That's gross! But, it's what we gots to do tonight on Behind The Sch3m3s if we decide to get that vax! Nah, we're kidding we wouldn't dare go that far. Papers Please! Hahaha kidding again! No seriously, punk is dead! Aha got you! Pokin a sleeping wolf? Now that you can bet on. There's something spooky goin round these here parts! BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

May 4, 20211h 57m

S01E42: West Coast Imp Style

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Will it be the left hand path, or the right hand path? Either way, our brains are still spinning! Tonight is a weird one. Boo-Bury and Lavish get deep in yo mind as we look at all the weird ways we think, and analyze just what in the fuck is this thing talking to you in your head? Is it a Daemon? An Imp? We love hopping into void, in fact we cherish it! It's a weird one for sure, but that's what you love! Be sure to grab a Bicameral from the dish on your way in for a brainy treat. It's all language here baby, on Behind the Sch3m3s! Oh, and you can bet your sweet ass the Price is right... BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Apr 28, 20212h 19m

S01E41: Eternal Dyson

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"I got a hunger, and the only cure...is more bootprints!" Lavish and Boo-Bury are joined by a new contender to chew on what really gets authoritarians going! It's a Battle Royale of Blood Suckin' Hunger Games Gates of Faustus Three Pointy Fingers Up In The Air sort of grand ole' time you always expect from Behind The Sch3m3s. And of course, there's always your Scream-Mails that keep us going! Bad Pharma, Big Bro Tech, what's not to love as long as it's at the circus! BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Apr 20, 20212h 19m

S01E40: Lordy Lordy Look Who's 40

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The Midlife Crisis Special! Sit back with Boo-Bury and SirSeatSitter as everclear and memories are enjoyed of where Behind The Sch3m3s was, is, and where it's going. It's a chillax-max sans any hardcore 2nd Half of Show. It gives us plenty of time to play with our brand new and exciting Cr33p Phone! That's right True Deniers, if you know any ghouls or fools, crypitds or monsters, frƎaks or CrƎƎps have them call in at 612-263-SXXY (7999)! Leave a screammail! We wanna hear all the sweet swinging groans, moans, howls, and growls in them there spooky ass woods! Call tonight and leave your screammail, it may be heard by Billions! BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Apr 13, 20211h 3m

S01E39: Wraith of the Rings

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ArrgGGGhhHhhh!!! You gotta get your ass to Saturn!!! It's a planet, 3 from the last, 6 in line. Two suns later and we're still totally spinning! There's so much crammed and slammed into this episode as Lavish and Boo-Bury carpet scour (not for paremensan) all sorts of CRAZY details tonight. Rings! Crowns! Hammers! Sickles! And so many moons.We put on the the Golden Aged glasses and decipher how much belief flows back and forth on the cosmic scales. Two Second Half of Show's later, swarms and cubes asides, this is only the beginning of the end! Oh it ain't that dreary, it's more...SXXY. Stay tooned to find out more on next week's Behind The Sch3m3s! BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (SHOW NOTES) Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Apr 7, 20212h 46m

S01E38: Light & Lavish

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And I saw truth fall like hail from the Midnight Son. It's back to back second half of shows tonight True Deniers! Why so serious? Why so heavy? Be with us tonight on Behind The Sch3m3s as Lavish joins the fray! Boo-Bury and Lavish get deep into illumination as we gaze without sunglasses into the Urban Sun. Take our hand as we pass thru the Gates of Light! Refreshen with a beverage at WaterLicht! It's quite the lovely trip thru the rose garden. Please leave your kicks at the door so we can examine the way Satan and Jesus walked around. It's all MSCHF as we double down on deep dives. More blood! More Holy Water! More Spots! More passwords! More virus! More piano! Twice the Black Cube. You know it, you want it, and you love it! All this and more on Behind the SchƎmƎs! BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (SHOW NOTES)

Mar 31, 20214h 1m

S01E37: Onionize!

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Is this Behind The Sch3m3s or an organizational meeting tonight?....Both!We're slam PACKED (Like a bastardized more handsome rat pack) tonight with guests. And what do we want?? A conversation on unions! Dean Reiner of the Up Is Down Podcast joins Boo Bury and Malachi (and a surprise contender to the throne joins in later!). It's a riveting coming of minds you never asked for but still we provide. Think of it like insider baseball but instead of balls its cards. Bad joke. Regardless, we explore what sort of machinations unions employ, and shared experiences working in and with them.We shoot the shit BTS is always known for holding the most compelling coverage on like "I Wanna Shot!", and just how importan' the work Russia and China are doing to-get-her is (just wait till they figure out the Moon is fake...)! You Will Sleep In The Pod You Will Eat The Bugs You Will Take The Happy Pills BYO-3DG Check out Up Is Down and get your world view rocked!https://www.deanreiner.com/podcast-1 Check out Abs 'N A 6-Pack and (insert clever roll pun)!https://www.absna6pack.com/ Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Mar 17, 20214h 11m

S01E36: Hu-Xclub

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Greetings Greetings fellow True Deniers! Tonight is a banger on Behind the Sch3m3s! It's the one Boo-Bury fell asleep on...sorta at least... Monty and Boo-Bury for first half of show gobble up some Alphabet Soup, which weirdly enough sets part of the theme for the episode: butt stuff (On a religious text Boo-Bury swears it was unintentional). Cancel culture cancels itself. Finally! Not to mention, we even summon a little Zozo. Oh oh oh! And! Fisher Price My First Plandemic Playset! On the second half, Boo-Bury discovers a hard truth about podcasting. Sometimes it ain't worth pushing but resist we much! We gotta keep going! The Latest and Gr3at3st! The topic for the next coming weeks will look into the X-club and various Huxley family members. All this, you, and us! On Behind The Sch3m3s! Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/ BYO3-DG SHOW NOTES

Mar 12, 20212h 13m

S01E35: Not The Dawn Of Justice

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Behind the Sch3m3s is back and about as obscure as it gets! We even had a sick ass tag line suggested, "If you don't get Bhind the Sch3m3s, the Sch3m3s get Behind you!" Categories! Categories! Categories! Come hell of high water we WILL be a force to reckon with...buuuuut in the meantime here's but just a TASTE of what's in store for you tonight!! We cancel the Muppets, or maybe we cancel ourselves for playing racist Muppets bits? Or course we have the crowd favorite, "Pregnant Doctor Fear Porn". Jim Bruer, we find out, is a national treasure, and you WILL EAT THE BUGS. Wanna catch one the last analog broadcast of Family Fued? We got you covered! Lizardfucks?! Doubleplus bet your fucking ass we do!!! Calling all influenczars to the Minneapocalypse! For the second half of show, we tackle the last part of New Order of Barbarians, bringing this wicked read to a quiet close. Fake Science! Fake Weather! Fake Entertainment! Population Conrtol! When does a propehcy become warning? It's hits all the goodness of what a comrade would want out of a New World Order, it'll almost make ya cry,"Our Tears". Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/ BYO3-DG SHOW NOTES

Mar 3, 20212h 27m

S01E34: D-Pilled

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Behind The Sch3m3s with some categories? Say it isn't so! Well, we got something at least tonight. Dinosaurs Splattered Across The Moon? X Culutural Norms? X V? X NOB pt2? X Is Tim Dillon A Prophet? (Jury's Out)? X All This And A Little More? X Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/ BYO3-DG SHOW NOTES

Feb 24, 20211h 53m

S01E33: The Scaly Show

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Viewers Beware! This Mother is LIVE!!! That's right True Deniers, Behind the Sch3m3s is now LIVE at 10:30est/9:30c pm on Mondays! Go to https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/thescalyshow/ to drop out and tune in. On tonight's episode, we are joined by the powerful Sir Seat Sitter of ABS n' a 6-Pack. First half, we argue who is more shocking, and can you even shock an audience anymore? Tim Dillon understands Dimension A and Dimension B, which both beat being a fucking snitch. Arm yourself with the knowledge of how propaganda works with our quick ten easy steps (ok, more than ten), and tackle the Verge as they want YOU to want wanting of moderation. More like fracturedcasting. Second half of show you ask? What's that you say? SLAP ME SILLY AND CALL ME BILLY BTS IS RETURNING TO THE ROOTS. We're diving in! A True Blue CT themed show! And more to come in the future! We look at a mysterious Dr. Day, as he elaborates on visions for the future with the New Order of Barbarians. Tin Foil Hat is not included with this broadcast. BYO3-DG Listen to Sir Seat Sitter's show like your soul depended on it here at ABS 'n a 6-Pack Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/ SHOW NOTES

Feb 16, 20212h 20m

S01E32: Time, It Was A Conspiracy

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Big things are in store, stay tooned! As we approach episode 33, Behind the Sch3m3s takes some TIME reading out how 2020 came together to protect our brave new world. Well, no, the story isn't as exiciting as Brave New World, but it is rather illuminating in many telling ways. Good news for you however, we'll be able to chat with you well into the 22nd Century as our corporeal mind would be a forgotten bot somewhere floating in the dead of internet. Sounds like a bummer. You know what's not? Listening LIVE to www.behindthesch3m3s.com/thescalyshow/ Moandaze (Mondays) 15 Minute Call 9:15c/10:15est pm Places 9:30c/10:30est pm BYOB/BYO3-DG (Bring Your Own Beer) And always! Viewer Discretion is Advised! Double Plus Bonus With A Big Brass Bell Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/ Show Notes Sesame Street: Wanna Buy An Eight Ernie? The Secret History of the Shadow Campaign That Saved the 2020 Election The Forsyth County Sheriff's Office Launches Real-Time Intelligence Center Powered By Fusus Microsoft patent details tech that could turn dead people into AI chatbots Could we really live forever as a chatbot or a hologram?

Feb 11, 20211h 24m

S01E31: In A Doc Tricked World

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Dr. Gates turns to Faustus. "No, I am your father." Damn, if only Behind the SchƎmƎs sequels could be as exciting as that! Malachi, Monty, Boo Bury are rejoined by Atlas Agent to round off the two parter on Plandemic 2. In 100 years, this is gonna be as much Gates Strikes Back meets the Games Warriors. Think of it like comedians getting co-opted and have a slumber party. Tune in, turn on, and grab your glasses! SHOW NOTES Circuit City Games Warrior PLANDEMIC 2 - INDOCTORNATION Bill Gates has a warning about deadly epidemics What is the Great Reset? | Davos Agenda 2021 Fauci's Wife & Conflicts of interest with Gates' Vaccines

Jan 28, 20212h 37m

S01E30: Dang Ol' Plan Damn It

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BTS tonight welcomes an Earth shaker, one Atlas Agent! Was it something big planned? Along with Malachi and Boo Bury, we jump into the first of two episodes covering the Plandemic 2 movie. It's one for the books chocked full of questions, technical difficulties, and real emotional bearing. Stay tuned for Part 2! FREAKS OF HAZARD Sir SeatSitter Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/ SHOW NOTES PLANDEMIC 2 - INDOCTORNATION

Jan 27, 20212h 57m

S01E29: Cocktails at Mr. Rogers

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You know, it can be challenging to come up with witty and biting episode descriptors with how fucked shit is...but it's not gonna stop us from trying! Join Boo Bury and Monty tonight as they catch up with what's happened (what was the big news anyways?). Times can be frustrating, but we have never attempted to inject mushrooms straight into the blood stream. That's what the chemovax is for! Masks? We got 'em sopping moist. Mask-hole Hysteria? Simply shooked (clutches pearls tighter). Enlightenment Camps? BTS disavows that but we know a lawyer from Sesame Street who thinks otherwise. Watch as Bill Gate hits himself in the face as he buys up all the land and blocks out all the sun! Your least popular source for Bernay's Approved Media Literacy: Behind the SchƎmƎs! Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/ SHOW NOTES Edward Bernays on Letterman, April 4, 1985 Project Veritas has released a new video exposing PBS employee How bees reacted to the 2017 solar eclipse A MAN INJECTED HIMSELF WITH MUSHROOMS AND THE FUNGI TOOK OVER HIS BLOOD ‘Your Cock Is Mine Now' You Can Now Easily Download All CIA UFO Documents to Date Welcome to The Black Vault Document Archive I Told You So - New Single Heckler disrupts ⁦ @SenSchumer ⁩ in Midtown. William Cooper's Behold a Pale Horse 1991 and His Timothy McVey Disclosure Azealia Banks Horrifies Twitter After She Digs Up Her Dead Cat — & Cooks It Next Target — Freedom of the Press: Ocasio-Cortez Says Congress Will Look into Initiatives to “Rein In Media” and Unapproved Press Reports ON MASKS AND COVID-19 America's Biggest Owner Of Farmland Is Now Bill Gates A Bill Gates Venture Aims To Spray Dust Into The Atmosphere To Block The Sun. What Could Go Wrong? This is NOT a vaccine – ‘It is an mRNA packaged in a fat envelope that is delivered to a cell … a medical device designed to stimulate the human cell into becoming a pathogen creator' Farce mask: it's safe for only 20 minutes The Science of Masks Mass Hysteria and Covid-19

Jan 15, 20212h 0m

S01E28: 2020 Won The Purge

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Tonight, Behind the SchƎmƎs gets in some free fuckin' speech while the going is still good. Will our gallant heroes Boo Bury and Malachi be labelled as dangerous enemies to the Hivemind? Indubitably. And for good reason. Much mindcrime is explored tonight as we tackle some recent minor events and the overreaching arm of censorship. We celebrate some mindcrime exploring ten years of hate, and ask ourselves, "Are we Washington, Jefferson, or Adams?". Is Mr. Bean the savior we really all need? How much longer will the effects of Covid-1984 dominate the narrative? You must ask yourself, "Am I Carbon or Silicon?". A thru Z we do a really terrible breakdown of it all featuring all the laughs you'd expect. Kiss your days of not knowing what "self-censoring" good bye and say hello to the New World! Be sure to say thank you when you get a tracking device shoved up your ass! Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/ SHOW NOTES Red Forman on US government Next time they try painting Tru/mp supporters as the viot/lent ones, remind them of this video Casey Kasem's Profane Radio Meltdown • The Definitive Edition! 1984 (1/11) Movie CLIP - Two Minutes Hate Did a ‘Convicted Terrorist' Sit on the Board of a BLM Funding Body? The new UK coronavirus mutations, explained An A-Z of All the Things We Lost in 2020 Scientists create the first 3D miniature working heart model KISS Censors Lyrics, Blood in NYE Livestream to Dodge Strict Dubai Obscenity Laws Rowan Atkinson Says Cancel Culture Fills Him With Fear Washington, Jefferson, or Adams

Jan 12, 20212h 6m

S01E27: New Year, New Power Boner

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Things tonight's episode of Behind the SchƎmƎs contains: 1: Monty 1: Boo Bury 1: Malachi 2: Dlrow Orazzib 3: Ǝnigmas 4: Intrigue 5: G Metal Zone Pecs 6: Don't Expect Immediate Results 7: Words You Shouldn't Say 180: Days Till Alien Disclosure 9: WWLT (What Would Lin Tweet?) 10: Dancing the Skynet Away 11: Lists 12: Reasons I Love To Lockdown 13: What "Mute" and "Solo" Does P.S. Check out other great shows from the No-AgendaVerse! Grumpy Old Bens ABS 'n a 6-Pack Rare Encounter SHOW NOTES Found: A Nazi ‘Enigma' Machine at the Bottom of a Bay Should you avoid alcohol when getting a coronavirus vaccine? We may have spotted a parallel universe going backwards in time NEW - Out of the blue, Portland Mayor @tedwheeler now announces to crush down on "radical Antifa and anarchists."Democrats propose ban on 'he' and 'she' and all gender-specific words in new rules for Congress 2021 Banished Words List Press Release Seven dirty words Copyright Law Is Bricking Your Game Console. Time to Fix That Conspiracy theorists' image of 5G Covid implant chip turns out to be guitar pedal schematic Future Robots - Boston Dynamics Robot Family Dance for New Year Lin Wood is willing to put his life ‘at great risk' in order to reveal ‘the TRUTH' Attorney Lin Wood Claims Jeffrey Epstein Still Alive Twelve Times the Lockdowners Were Wrong 416 Andrew Cuomo Warns New Yorkers to Limit Social Gatherings: ‘Those Numbers Go Up … the Region Will Close Down' How should you talk to friends and relatives who believe conspiracy theories? COVID-19 bill started a 180-day countdown for UFO disclosures 2021 ASSEMBLY RESOLUTION 3

Jan 5, 20212h 52m

S01E26: Farm A Logical War

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You best start believing in ANTH 201: Dystopian Visions...cuz you're living one! Is it the case? Is this what we've come to? Is class finally in session? Boo-Bury and Malachi can't answer that for you, but we sure as shit try to bring as much levity to the situation as possible! Hey, at least it'll be endless scientific and non-baseless content for the next decade. As our potential final episode for 2020 (damn, guess we should have mentioned that) we ponder on who the good guys are. An open letter from 1988 certainly shows us who the "Pill Pushing Pimp" is. Watch us cower in fear as Covid-1984 takes over the last bastion of hope for Humanity: Antarctica! Get your Vax-Guns ready because it's time to save the human race, minus the few that may or may not suffer. Did Volkswagen ruin Venus? Behind the SchƎmƎs even peers thru your window (ok, we don't, we just find satellites that do. Pervy fucks.) TLDR: If you see your Mom this weekend, be sure to tell her "Satan! Satan! Satan!". SHOW NOTES Bells Palsy Nurse How to Vaccinate Anti-Vaxxers REAL AUDIO BACKWARDS AND FORWARDS! Nashville Explosion Be warned: Guilford County's COVID enforcers are making the rounds —and watching More than 1.5 billion masks believed to have entered oceans in 2020 How Climate Change Turned Venus from an Earth-like Planet to Uninhabitable Wasteland An Open Letter To Dr. Anthony Fauci The COVID-19 Stimulus Bill Would Make Illegal Streaming a Felony COVID-19 stimulus bill proposes up to 10 years in prison for “unauthorized streaming” China Jails Citizen Journalist for Her Accounts of Covid-19 in Wuhan Suspicions grow that nanoparticles in Pfizer's COVID-19 vaccine trigger rare allergic reactions The Coronavirus Has Reached Antarctica. Now It's On Every Continent The COVID Clap WHO Deletes Naturally Acquired Immunity from Its Website Moderna's groundbreaking coronavirus vaccine was designed in just 2 days Jeffrey Epstein's Former Cell Mate Is Dead, With No Further Explanation Satan Commercial Match Facebook is reportedly building a tool called 'TLDR' A NEW SATELLITE CAN PEER INSIDE BUILDINGS, DAY OR NIGHT Turns Out, Baby Blood Might Be the Actual Fountain of Youth

Dec 29, 20202h 47m

S01E25: Don't Fuck With History

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It couldn't have come at a better time. Dark days do indeed loom on the horizon and it seems apt that this episode arrived at the Winter Solstice under a mighty Conjunction. Boo Bury and Malachi welcome a very special guest, a scholar of history and professor of badassery, Patrick O'Kelly! Now this is a guy you'll wanna immediately get in here and hear what he's got to say! You'll have to duck from all the truth that's being thrown down. Pat gives the guys a history lesson and perspective that really hones in on what has been discussed on the show previously, but with so much more actual lived experience. Between lockdowns, civil wars, Covid-1984, and the fact checkers that be, we hit it all. Pat even treats us to one of Willy Clinton's lesser know assassinations, Thomas Jefferson! If you love history as much as we do (except when it's running around with that screwdriver like a crackhead) you're not gonna want to miss this one! All this and more on Behind the SchƎmƎs! If you dig what Pat has to say, you can continue to follow his dives into history here! (Make sure you hit that subscribe button!) F-Bomb History Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/ SHOW NOTES Alec Baldwin Suggests Violent Punishments for Trump: ‘A Knee on His Neck, Cutting Off His Oxygen' Heavily Armed Far-Right Mob Floods Oregon Capitol Yuri Bezmenov: The Marxist Ideological Subversion Of America

Dec 22, 20202h 43m

S01E24: MTV Saved My Life

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Today, Behind the SchƎmƎs gathers together to mourn and remember the heir apparent to the "best timed fart" produced by Malachi. The passing was located during an epic rant laid out by Tom Cruise on why stagehands will be the death of the film industry. Sadly, Boo Bury was unaware that this was occuring as he had the mic muted. It will greatly be missed by all. Anywayzzz...Monty, Boo-Bury, and Malachi conduct what they have deemed "the most fun epsiode yet"! And boy, is it a full one. On top of relentlessly joshing the Cruise; we touch on why MTV saved a life, Boo Bury introduces the phenomenal RFK Jr., Super Covid-1984, and discover that the cure to vaccine illness is more vaccines (not really, but howdy-do these side effects amiright?). We celebrate the arrest of the Canadian version of Epstein, and wish him only the very worse. We top it off with some bogleshit news story on why podcasts should be "scrutinized" and how Insta-groan wants to be your very bestest friend. Like, seriously. They wanna know everything about you...For whom the bells toll and more, tonight, here with BTS! Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/ SHOW NOTES Tom Cruise yelling at crew members of MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 7 for breaking Covid Safety Protocols 5 'Mission: Impossible 7' crew members quit after Tom Cruise's explicit COVID-19 rant, report says SARS-CoV-2, the COVID-19 Virus, is Mutating, But So Far, Slowly COVID-19 VACCINES: IMPORTANT TALKING POINTS 300K COVID victims mourned with DC bell toll Nurse Passes Out on Live Television After Taking Coronavirus Vaccine Fake Shot? Local News Airs Health Care Worker Receiving Empty Vaccine Vioxx took deadly toll: study Robert Kennedy Jr. | Hotboxin' with Mike Tyson fauci slip on vaccine in vermont press conference Former Cult Member Says Masturbating to MTV Accidentally Saved His Life BAHAMIAN COVE Former Fashion Executive Peter Nygard Charged With Sex Trafficking Prince Andrew's sex slave alibi blown apart by bombshell report Prince Andrew's sex slave alibi falls apart Sinister sounds: podcasts are becoming the new medium of misinformation Terms of Use No Agenda podcast 1304 Adam Curry & John C Dvorak

Dec 18, 20202h 23m

S01E23: 10-2=20

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On tonight's episode of Behind the SchƎmƎs, three's a crowd but four is a party! We welcome one Cody to the airwaves, as he guides us thru stories of mischief, madness, and mayhem! A hell of a time to be had by all. Topics included but not limited too: Why the ATF sucks, how to protest, stamps (not the fun we're gonna make some cards kind, the kind we're gonna tax the crap out of you and turn you into overnight felons kind). Don't forget the small little group of CCP members runnin around doin' whatever CCP members do. Does that makes us or them the insurgents? We also touch on one of the show's favorite arguements, that sounds really dumb,"Why take arms up against the government, they have bigger guns?". Gabdanged Guberment Deer are on muh front lawn tryin' to eat my freedoms! BUT. What good is a True Denying podcast if we dont talk on some crazy time travel shit? Take it away John Titor. If you can hear us in the future.... Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/ SHOW NOTES War Machine - Insurgency Lecture Joe Rogan Experience #1535 - Tim Kennedy GHOSTED: ATF Visiting End Users Los Angeles Surge Hospital That Treated COVID-19 Patients Now Appears To Be Site Of Full-Scale Hollywood Production How a Long-Planned Pandemic Exhibit Adapted to COVID-19 Amid fears of overwhelmed medical systems, data shows ample hospital capacity nationwide Whoops: Sounds Like Obama Admitted the Quiet Part Out Loud AI vs. AI. Two chatbots talking to each other What Happened to Randy Weaver? The Mysterious John Titor, Trump and Today's Time Travelers A (New) Look At John Titor's Predictions San Francisco Sound Engineer Accidentally Dosed With LSD While Cleaning 1960s Radio Equipment Israel's Former Space Security Chief Says Aliens Have Prevented Nuclear War Ed -- A Petition For Stronger Gun Laws Executive Order on Imposing Certain Sanctions in the Event of Foreign Interference in a United States Election

Dec 15, 20202h 25m

S1 Ep 22S01E22: At The Red House

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Tonight marks the triumphant return of maybe not the three most talented, smartest, handsome, successful, thoughtful, or wittiest but by far your favorite hosts with the ghosts! That's right everyone; Monty, Malachi, and Boo-Bury are back to knock some good ole' fashioned common sense into the ether. A myriad of topics are covered. Dickhead Doctors (Lookin' at you Faustus), Doctors without masks, Quack (Real) Doctors, shots in the arms, and the general coverage you'd expect about Covid-1984 from a free thinking show. Youtube isn't safe either despite their "safe harbor" claims, adding to the list influencers calling for violence, tax shenanigans, and the Paul Brothers beating up the internet. We even touch on a little P.O.O.P.! At three hours you know this isn't an episode you're gonna wanna miss! Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/ P.S. Introducing for the first ever! SHOW NOTES!!!!!! ___________________________________________________________________________________ "Kary Mullis on Fauci" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aISPlTLbJo ___________________________________________________________________________________ "Tuskegee Experiment: The Infamous Syphilis Study" https://www.history.com/news/the-infamous-40-year-tuskegee-study ___________________________________________________________________________________ "'Sexiest Doctor Alive'" https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8977891/Dr-Mike-called-hypocrisy-hes-seen-partying-maskless.html ___________________________________________________________________________________ "Tik Tok Doctor" https://www.instagram.com/christinaaaaaaanp/ ___________________________________________________________________________________ "I CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq8SXOBy-4w&start=209s ___________________________________________________________________________________ "Why vaccinate our most frail?" https://www.cnn.com/2020/12/04/health/coronavirus-vaccine-acip-nursing-homes-question/index.html ___________________________________________________________________________________ "New South Korea Case Shows Unreliability Of Coronavirus Restrictions" https://www.dailywire.com/news/new-south-korea-case-shows-unreliability-of-coronavirus-restrictions ___________________________________________________________________________________ "Cynthia Johnson Pt.1" https://twitter.com/MajorPatriot/status/1336700683966439426 ___________________________________________________________________________________ "Cynthia Johnson Pt.2" https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/12/michigan-democrat-ca-johnson-gift-keeps-giving-says-biden-harris-owe-city-detroit-video/ ___________________________________________________________________________________ "Hunter Biden tax inquiry focused on Chinese business dealings" https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/justice-department/hunter-biden-tax-probe-focused-chinese-business-dealings-n1250772 ___________________________________________________________________________________ "Hunter Biden: Federal criminal investigation focuses on his business dealings in China" https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/hunter-biden-says-he-s-under-tax-investigation/ar-BB1bN69I?tblci=GiBq5U_I3_o4fL291TKfiVdInNPu2QmJS7ukVMyxwTX4_CCC-00%2520%2522%2520target ___________________________________________________________________________________ "Pennsylvania's House of Representatives Joins Texas in Suit" https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/12/breaking-pennsylvanias-house-representatives-joins-texas-suit-pennsylvania-wisconsin-michigan-georgia/ ___________________________________________________________________________________ "Supporting the 2020 U.S. election" https://blog.youtube/news-and-events/supporting-the-2020-us-election/ ___________________________________________________________________________________ "UPDATED Showdown in Portland" https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/victoria-taft/2020/12/09/showdown-in-portland-antifa-and-blm-hold-neighborhood-hostage-build-autonomous-zone-and-attack-police-trying-to-stop-them-n1199994

Dec 11, 20203h 4m

S1 Ep 21S01E21: True Deniers

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ISO: Legal Drinkin Age Podcasters for exercising the devil out of Draconian Guv'ners. Must be able to lift at least 5...oh wait. That was supposed to be "exorcising"? Who in the hell comes up with this stuff? That's right! We have a name for YOU, the one reading this! A "True Denier! Feels pretty good to be party of the party. The good fun havin party, not the capital T capital P kind of party. More discussions about lockdowns, what would happen if Bernie was in Trumps shoes, and catch up about Covid 1984. Enjoying their softer sides, Boo Bury and Malachi engage into discussions about astrology, and Malachi explains that a kilo-janksy is quote "Really Fucking Fast". All this and more on episode 21 of Behind the SchƎmƎs! Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Dec 8, 20202h 10m

S1 Ep 20S01E20: Zed Destroys, Why?

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Level 20 Unlocked! Who coulda thunk we'd make it this far but here we are! On tonight's BTS, Monty and Boo Bury get rich quick takin' pricks, smuggle X-Ray Records, and appeal to deez stones. The new jingle board gets taken for a spin, and the BTS React-A-Tron 3300 gets booted up for a myriad of clips. Telescopin' our way to the future we're just as excited as you brave listener for the next twenty! P.S. We know it's you Shia... Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Dec 5, 20201h 58m

S1 Ep 19S01E19: Double Whammy Conspiracy

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Back so soon from Dimension X, Malachi Jr. joins us again to dissect a slew of conspiracies, or better stated, why experts say conspiracy theorists are off their rockers. We get yelled at by psychologists over Flat Earth, The Pizza Conspiracy That Shall Not Be Named, Why The Moon Doesn't Exist, Doctors Chasing Grant Money, and....an Amsterdam Subway Line? Laughing all the way we find out exactly why we're so anxious and afraid thanks to SCIENCE! Order! Chaos! Space Mushrooms! This episode has it all! Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-groan (Instagram) and Twit (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Dec 1, 20202h 24m

S1 Ep 18 S01E18: Don't Stop The Audacity

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Malachi, Monty, and Boo-Bury welcome a very special guest to BTS: Malachi Jr. of Dimension X! Well, not really Dimension X. That gives Commie-fornia too much credit. On this episode, we discuss more dirty politricks by politickians, Covid-1984 shenanigans/ the handing of the lockdown keys to authoritarians, and a mysterious metal pole in the desert. We even answer the burning question about taxation, and secure a fool proof solution to everyone's woes. Just kidding. We're just as lost as you are. Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-groan (Instagram) and Twit (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Nov 25, 20202h 35m

S1 Ep 17 S01E17: "You're Gonna Make Me Dumb!"

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S1 Ep 2S01E02: Officially No.2

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S1 Ep 1S01E01: Whole Lotta Not So Rosy

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The first official official episode of Behind The SchƎmƎs. Today we talk about all sorts of stuff (even some conspiracies!) in a free form flow of conscious conversation between two decade long friends.

Jun 30, 20203h 35m

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