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Say Less Fam Shift and Shaft Renal Oranges Internet Cassette Moths are Better Pollinators than Bees ⛧ Rothschildia Saturniidae ⛧ Yucca Moths ⛧ Casey Ramirez Taking Over Princeton, MN in 1982 ⛧ The American Drug Trade and Oliver North ⛧ Michele Leonhart Heads the DEA and D.A.R.E. ⛧ Deputizing the Pope ⛧ Teaser… Christine Blasey Ford - Who is She? He Was On Our Radar! BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on the Fediverse! @[email protected] https://twitter.com/sch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Go Get Us A Pie Staircasing Below 15 Lawyers To The Grave I've Never Seen That Plough Before Thousands of mummified rams heads found in Egypt ⛧ Pharaoh Ramses and his Works ⛧ Old footage of Russo-Japanese War (1905) ⛧ Chinese Genetic Experiments Make Radiation Resistant Soldiers and Chimeras ⛧ We finish the Epstein Trilogy - Dershowitz (Superlawyer), Jamie Dimon (JP Morgan Chase CEO) ⛧ Alphabet A reading from MMM Now Available In Most Biolabs BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on the Fediverse! @[email protected] https://twitter.com/sch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

They Would Be ProudMy Privilege is ButtonsAlice in Wonderland ChainsSlap This Goddamn Sax Over The World Upgrade your battle station, and say hello to Big Sis. Peek behind the curtain, see how the sausage is made. Intermission is brought to you by… YOU. We return to review the latest Monarch Mind Control. Happy Spring Solstice! Ghislaine has lots of friends, even the Rothschilds! Feed A Kingdom of Rome With That Tit BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on the Fediverse! @[email protected] https://twitter.com/sch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Smugl-ah Wells of Lolz BTS Publishing A Dozen Dozen I need you to sing Limp Bizkit with me. Nobody nukes our site better than we do! She's risen from the grave and better than ever. Robert Maxwell has not! Who was the father of America's favorite sex trafficker? He rips you off every semester… A Textbook Psychopath! After intermission, Angel-Bury unearths angels and enlightens the soul. What revelations do the bones hold? Ten Meows Is My Limit BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on the Fediverse! @[email protected] https://twitter.com/sch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

VanderlubeTin Foil TeethPhotocopy of the PlaybookMemes, Memoids, Memeplexes, Oh My! Welcome to Mastodon, Dude. What is a Brownshirt? A miserable little pile of secrets! History rhymes, and the people are oppressed once more. We groove to intermission. Then we ENTER THE COMPUTER, where Cypherpunks run amok in pure anarchy. Until the Feds show up, of course. Don't let them build a wall around what you love! Must Be ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on the Fediverse! @[email protected] https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Behind The Story Days After The New World Hog Screams Glamour Dolph America style, Fletcher and Carolyn of Hog Story join the green room tonight! Hibernation will end, the party will kick off with backstage 2.0 passes for everyone's pleasure (er, business)! Following a lesson in Goth Acquisition, plunge into the warm salt waters and surf the cosmos with a dolphin. Deprive the senses, take the acid, and get ready to get very personal. I Am A Good Boy BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on the Fediverse! @[email protected] https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Bemrose Garden Guy Listens to Psychic More Blue Butter Dishes Frustrated Ham and Egg Man Follow the tracks to the load of Union gold! Down in Dent's Run, ghosts whisper in the woods. Much more than money was lost that day. Don't Talk To Feds! They steal your sandbox, take your toys. We spin cylinders. The CIA wants you to love art! There's nothing abstract about the Communist Threat! We're all critics of Art... of War! Just Send Yer Kazoos BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on the Fediverse! @[email protected] https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Our PeaceThunder Pinch, Ho!Little Guppies EverywhereShe Was Blindingly Beautiful Welcome to Hollywood! Tom Hanks wants you to FEAR the virus, wear the mask, lock yourself up! Makes sense, he's worked for the CIA since 1942. Thanks Tom! After a Monty-rich intermission, the Mothman illuminates us with Vonnegut. Join the Second American Revolution! Why aren't you more equal? I Shall Now Select My Empress BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on the Fediverse! @[email protected] https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

A New SuitIn Stage SeagalA Real Degenerate Information Sausage Author Charlie Robinson reaches his tentacles into the #Greenroom! Do you know the art of Global Control? You got the keys to the box of cheese? Trip down to Mexico, where shamans share the secrets of the stars, and brilliant minds work together to beat Big Brother. After a patriotic intermission, we delve into the Good Book (of War). Lightning Round! I Can See The Grid BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on the Fediverse! @[email protected] https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

The Art of WhoreOverspeak The ComeI Miss Carl Sagan, ManSprung From The Ground Bring your glasses and your existential quantifiers as we travel the world petting exotic animals. It's a non-profit! Did you know the Father of Communism and the Father of Banking are cousins? Fight the Algo! Reap the Value! What lies behind the Green Door? Speak the secret password, slip through the haze, and pop the cherry. This is an artsy film! I Won? Fuck! BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on the Fediverse! @[email protected] https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Attack SpringYou're A Servo, Wizard!The Pelosis and the GettysA Heart to Heart About Bad Behavior Pick up the phone! Producer/Actor Jacob Keohane joins us, and we discuss the American pastime of watching movies about shooting Nazis in South America. Embrace the wonder, fight the void! We hog through intermission, and arrive at the lavish part of San Francisco, where hammer time has only just begun. Take a photo, it will last longer! Traditions Carry On BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on the Fediverse! @[email protected] https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

The Seven SistersSatin CoreFYI BitchesThis Isn't A Porno Check Out The Top 10 Best Clickbait Titles! Down in Cyprus, they have fun new ways of making millions on the internet! Fall in love with the Blood Book, pour over the red Indian ink. Life is a collage. Just ask the original shell company, the Dutch golden goose! Royal Bloodlines run black and old as oil. You Have Died From The 1800's BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on the Fediverse! @[email protected] https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Atomic ArcName Him 8Doctor Sword For NothingMy Sins Are Over 9000 What Below Deck? Let you in on a little secret… you can get fresh slaughtered goats in Hamtramck. The power has gone out in Detroit Rock City! One must make sacrifices. BTS goes PUNK, we got the posters to prove it! We break for smokes and intermission jams, to return with revamped classic cartoons ripped to shreds. Gee Scooby, Hollywood's failures are no mystery! Oh Bucket Boy!! BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on the Fediverse! @[email protected] https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Factism The Squeegee Energy Is A Major Factor Pepperidge Farms Remembers Have you heard? The nations doth protest too much. Here in the D*sneyland of protests, the Kings play the fool, and the fools wish to play King! We tend to an intermission, and return to gaze upon the family tree. 12 Billion served and Archived… somewhere deep within the Granite Vault of the Mountain! Blood Runs In The Streets BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on the Fediverse! @[email protected] https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Weed Lord GokuCircle the Wagons!Addams Family HaremSpeak of the Moon Man The Panel of Federations assembles! Ricky Molnar, Dad, and Cool_Boy_Mew join the boys to discuss decentralization, the twitter purge, and big ol' anime titties. Grab your board! Surf the fediverse, ride the wave, taste the freedom. It Was Always Black Goo BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Ricky can be found at rickymolnar.com and if you wanna get decentralized check out https://prometheus.systems/! For all things Dad and Mew check these links out and listen to Dad's Anime Podcast! https://anchor.fm/dad-spc/https://shitposter.club/users/noyoushutthefuckupdadhttps://shitposter.club/coolboymew Follow us on the Fediverse! @[email protected] https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Too Many CemeteriesSomeone Is RizzMay MuskAnal Lick Tits It's a holiday special with the BTS family. A quick trip to the bank will show what they have in reserve for us. Close out 2022 with foul phrases, global predictions, and wasteful lists! Better watch out for Spy Gal ornaments on your tree, they could be listening... The Three-Letters Agencies wish you Merry Christmas! Core Memory Unlocked BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Please TalkHarvey Looks for YouEnd of TransactionThere's Options From the top rope! It's Malachi and Monty! The Four Horsemen of the Schemes ride through town delivering gifts to those in need. What would you like? A new coat that makes you invisible to machine eyes? A copy of the Exorcist? A ticket to the Condor's Nest Premiere? Of course, these things may be nothing more than shadows… That's How Radio Was Invented BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Blood, Boar, and BodyLiterally Called LaserRoux is GravySingle Digit High Voltage! Flash back to Ancient Rome where fish sauce is King, enjoy tasty brain paste! Kidney's split and roasted! Just how Alexander the Great liked them. We delay intermission to glance over rainbows. Let's reanimate dead bears! What's a few more misfits in the night? A FINE RAGOUT OF BRAINS AND BACON BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Welcome To My Mangrove Bat Sushi OZZY'D I'm Your Uncle Take a ride on the Manitoba Swirl with special guest Ablekirby of Rare Encounter fame. Join us for a late late night as we rip rails with the bear of them, open the box of mama, and root for the OG heel! Pour one out for the so-called visionaries. Was this recent crypto bro death Alphabet Soup, or was it the rip tide that done him in? Listen and let the Pleroma fill you. It's Called...Penetration Pay Baby BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Pleasant ObserverAgape IreneNo, MoleculeRock ‘n Roll Dressing Rooms Ripped apart at the seams, we observe a mysterious case of the famous official charged with a strange crime. The Taxman cometh! to Build Back Better! The intermission serves sandwiches hot with stuff. Merriam-Webster reminds us we're all being gaslit. Jerry Only wanted to play along, but The Misfits took Macho's girl! It's Like Every Metroid Game Ever BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Fibrous Gray-Water Hook-Up This Is Pre-AI, My Friend Petabytes of Raw Text Lard Satin wants. Lavish sails to the Bahamas where there's more than tokens being exchanged. It's a Polyamorous Power Struggle! We reminisce of tacos long gone. In my day, it only cost a quarter! One Cadillac of which you owe me. After an educational intermission, we broaden our minds with a Selection of Joyce. Lap up the lover's fat mickey! Hate Has A Home Here BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Filtered Filtered FilteredBOAbucksKevin Bacon Tremors2020 Christmas Run The Six of Wands brings no justice for the little white marbles. Vivaldi plays, and simple abominations play chess. Callers ask for the King on King. During the break, we play abstract music. Sick of Crypto? Bitcoin? Exchanges? The Bankman's got you covered, him and his sultry wood nymph will bring it all down. Checkmate. ‘Til It's Not BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Rip RipBag-PipingGenital LiceYou Shouldn't Be Here Pure Brainwashing! Crabs run rampant in the Holy Land. Avoid the pits! In the Hall of China, they throw out the old bag! These French kids crossed the Alps and reclaimed Jerusalem! We dust off intermission, and meet Journo Royalty! Witness his fall from the ivory towers of the Upper West Side to the dark, unpoliced Fediverse. Where's this guy from anyway? These Discordant Notes of Our Lives BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Two Birds One Chair Inverse Ovation Bleeding Edge If You Will Fast Than The Mist Spook me bitch! It's Halloween night in the green room, join Boo-Bury and LiteBrite for attractions so thrilling and chilling you may pass out! Life like wax models! Eerie lighting! "Fake" blood galore! You'll need to sign a waver. Take a tour thru gigs past to villages lit by dichroic glass! It's so spoopy! They don't teach this in college. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Ol' VenusNun MaskPot or TaxesCult Business Rake in Hallow's Eve with a post-NA Mischief Night Special! You are cordially invited to the elite Hellfire Club, where respected men get disrespectful behind closed doors. It costs Zero Grand! We ride a spooky intermission to the remote depths of Mexico, where the Goddess demands a sacrifice. They worship the dead all over the world! Casper, Brought To You By Pf… BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Sourced?Stunning Parallels River TenderPreferably Not Alive Put on your blood boots! Tonight we enter the Golden Coffin, and search the Old American Archives for lead-cased queens and gilded pharaohs. The new BitchCoin. After a bloody good intermission, we are led by the Moth to the Chattahoochee River, where drug lords dump headless goats into the water by the truckload. #compostyoursacrifice BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Fus Roh Dah! Blah Blah Blah! People Don't Use Minidisc Girthworm Jim Solo Show! Lavish steers the ship to Russia, where Madame Blavatsky teaches plebs all about her fake experiences. Great artists steal, even if they were rejected from Austrain Art College. What a Great War! The Subconcious sings to you. Next we sail to Babylon, where we ponder the clay, worship the Goddess, follow the Eastern Star. If you get lost, summon a succubus to ask for directions. I Think Bunker 2 Is The Best BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Jazz-Bury CO Brown Stain International Harvester My Name is Bauxite Check your water supply, Vermont! Lavish runs off to a time before fluoridation, when industrial titans walked the earth. The Dow used to manufacture, but nowadays markets are inflatable tanks. After Danzig poetry, the Mothman flies to Southeast Asia, where the Huk engage in astrological warfare against American Aswang. Have you read Ed Lansdale's book? How Senseless. Too Late, Too Late. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Nobody Should Perform This Ceremony Never Has Bread Been More Satany I Live With Satin Name Three Episodes But Feather, Boo-bury takes off like a Led Zeppelin, illuminating the origins of Jimmy Page's symbols and Crowley obsession. After a spacey intermission from Lavish, we discuss Coolio and his Gangsta's Paradise Lost. We're gonna have to do some math on this one, do you have stage fright? Ask Me About My Misfits Sweater. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Oh Uncle Father That's A Lotta Corn noHearts Ragman We see the Goods, we read your boosts. Lavish surveys the corn fields of America, and wonders who spreads the seed. After the folks enjoy intermission, Boo-Bury takes a Soulful Journey to Dimension 99, where Soulaire sells wings and Hope. Alert the Affiliates! What Is A Moth But A Miserable Pile of Secrets? BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Tight Binding Substacked Booth Babes Big Fan Of Ham Buckle up! Lavish hits the road and visits the Minneocalypse, where Boo-Bury knows all the best karaoke dives. We take your live calls… maybe you're having a spooky day at work? Lavish brings some bereft coast with him from North Hollywood, the bank robbery capital of the world. What's In A Name? Boo-Bury divulges into Nature in Bondage and the Magic of Names. Quite the Riot in Carowinds. Sit In The Corner Like A Bad Boy BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Cheshire Cat Styled Grin This Is Not The Math Episode The Them And The Theys World War Yawn The Greenroom glows with the arrival of LiteBrite! Get your brushes ready as we paint the undark away. Wow! It really pops on these clothes! Keep an ear out for the rattle, the dew of death hangs thick. Grab your arms, it's time to race! Now stand up, wipe the lung off your lips, and let's get em! She Took The Wrong Life BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Metascream PISS Red Word Is Shadow's Cast It's a major dump tonight of 'member way back when? You'll get hosed down in glow dust! Everything is gonna turn red! It'll be safer in 7 to 11 years, don't worry about it. It's what's necessary. Come take a plunge in the underground pool if you're rich enough. There's round the clock guards, as long as we can keep them paid. Wanna watch a movie? There's this great one over here on this laptop. Follow The Trail Of New Death BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

White Picket Productions Suck The Egg It Ain't Old Showing Up Grab your cameras, we're hittin' the big time! We do stunts! We do drugs! We do auditions! We do hotels! We got hacksaws! You're so much better than that person, you're gonna be a star! I Broke The Circle BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/ BYO3-DG

Mad Goat Disease Dive Shallow Locked in The Boiler Room Oh, Unicorns!? It's a Sondaze Special edition of BTS! The code is cracked, and the outrage is REAL! Dangerous haxxors plague the Spooderman, and if you want new panties? Might we suggest you swing by you local Prison Co-Op. It's big business! Second 2nd takes us back maaaaan, way back to Woodstock 69, and the carbon lights the way. The candles will finish the job! You Sure You Wanna Do This? Fuck yeah! BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s

Crack Hotel Ice Cold Cthulhu-sized Bad Day Sweet Embrace of the Other Side Enjoying the sturgeon moon? Boo-Bury steps into the arena at AEW's Quake by the Lake, and finds himself awakened. The next day, he is carted to the Roof Garden Ballroom, where back-braced roadies find themselves stuck in the mud. After a presidential intermission, Lavish takes us to faraway Afghanistan where they say Giants live in caves and prey on men. … and then they invented dynamite. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Black PyramidBlack D20Black MondayDark Money Philanthropy Tonight lavish does a dive into BlackRock's powerful and little-known founder, Larry “The Fink” Fink. After scream-mails and music, Boo-bury has Sam Tripoli explain why our leaders were making deals with aliens in Antarctica after WW2. Finally, we ponder MaryKateUltra's astronomical question: Do we actually live in the Age of Aquarius? Take My MotherFinkin' Hand! BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Constructed Of You Mercury Dime Glass Lysergic Acid Wash Typical End Of Dayz Explode into a lower atmosphere with Bill Gates as we commemorate ashes in chemtrails. Wave your wands, learn the woods, and gather...uhhh..."materials" for the homunculus per Man Myth's instructions. Be sure to have a shot prepped for Second Second of Half of Show! Muh Tinsel! BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Captain's Sex LogPoints to PolarisGot The Morbs?Be A Part of the Slaughter From One Center Stone to another, peek Polaris through the rock. Whelp! Cursing will take you from a Building of Books to Satan's Arena, Cacafuego. This Is BTS. They're no Sid Vicious. That's How Dead You've Made Me Inside. Don't be Anti-Zombie, bro. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Join Lavish as he guides you thru a retrospective journey for the evening thru highlights from the Behind The Sch3m3s Intermissions. Fix yourself a drink, find a comfy spot to kick back in the Green Room, and take a load of deep R&R. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

It's A Forever Thing The Spook Conference It's A Learned Thing The Copper King Of Russia Midnight Mike from Our Big Dumb Mouth joins this edition of BTS. From the Game of Coops, playing in bands, to women's basketball it's all happening! The Freaks of Hazard also have a lot of fun getting Alex Jones and Jim Jones to talk to each other on the show. Don't Make Light Of Anything BYO3-DG http://ourbigdumbmouth.com/ ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

The Path Must Be Violence Put The Claw In The Palm Of My Hand Damn, Somebody Turn On The Lights! Waiting For The Good Part Tonight...you will witness an end to Behind The Sch3m3s! TECHNO DESTRUCTO, SCUMDOG OF THE UNIVERSE, is here to remove by force what little brains we have left! It's awesome! Be there! Be There! Be There! Card Subject To Change. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Calling U Last Tuesday Please, No I Basil Valetine The Apollo For this evening, you are cordially invited to join the Mothman as we drink fine wine and study the lead! With the gold transformation, you'll see a wonderous display of protection! If that lube runs out, just toss it here in this wastebasket. That'll be a 10% tithe. Totally present for that! They Did It To Humiliate Me! BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Bless Your Spine Love For Hire This? Impassable Desire For Desire Whoop Whoop, get behind these sch3m3s, and join our church! Not a cult! That House of Prayer tho, totally a cult. Praise be the Jezebel Spirit! You can hang the robes here with this hanger, and there's even a spot you can stash your peg leg if need be! Go us! BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

More Interesting Than Getting Laid Thiccchain Murder Murder Murder Ding Dong and Shanghai It's a real live wet one with goat blood flying everywhere tonight! You haven't even seen me at my full anointed self-righteousness! LMOA! There's a new horrible mix tape we drop with "Beats To Goat By"! Is it Ukraine money in Ohio, or Ohio money in Ukraine. Last call for catfishing. Press G To Spit. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Goat Local 88 Pharma Party Overstand It? Gloryville The "If They Tried To Black Bag Me" Special, all because of my First Porn Boost. You're glowing, she's glowing, we all glow down here. Speaking of down, everything's down! Not a joke! We're being sincere! You have to Creem to believe it! Also, the A.I. is very...very aware of it all. That is very spooky. No, yellow. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

All Scissors The Law of Identity RSSS Potsickle Dave Jones from Podcasting 2.0 joins the Green Room! It's a conversation that touches it all, from the Evil Index to Federated Networks! Wanna know who shreds? Tune in to find an answer more magickal than you'd expect… You Thought of Aboutness? BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes)

Bring Your Own Hose! Hail the Sun! Build-A-Borg! For our 100th episode, we make sure everyone has Goats for the Road. Gematria Boosts, Tarp-less Sacrifices, none of it approved by GOSHA. Despite the rain of Blood Soakers, Boo-Bury breaks down GWAR's latest album, The New Dark Ages. We take live calls and ask them what supernatural topic they wish to Rectalfy. Dude, Don't Do That. Instead, follow Lavish on the Food Chain Reaction, the surge in food plant devastation. Don't go to Heifer Ranch in Arkansas, you never know which of Clinton's / Epstein's friends you'll find. Let Them Eat Cake (and Goya). BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Help Jack Up Mommy, What's Thermite? Galcit 53 Groovy Girls It's a special edition of BTS with special guest, the good Reverend Doctor Phifer! He takes us on a journey thru the saga of one the most mystical men of the 20th century, none other than Jack Parsons! Expect big explosions, and even bigger ritualistic sex orgies. The man learned from Crowley for crying out loud, it's not rocket science. Rockets?! We're Doin Science Here Buddy. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Seedy Cereal A Lot of Red Zombie Zealot All Hail Megaton Prepare thyself for a night of the funky supernatural, it's gonna get red. Feel the apprehension build as the livestock drops from the skies! If your breath gets taken too fast, be sure to stop in for a heal-all complimentary white mage visit. You'll thank yourself for it. (See CURSE) BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/