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Adore Thee This Life 231 For Conspira Blackened By Scandal Past tripping the night away, prepare thyself for a production of magick! Antiquity! Ivory! Listen for the satany dulcet tones of Wagner while we admire this 45' tall statue of Zeus! Press F in the chats for Weaver. When your kid ask what degree they should go for? Tell them they're gonna glow far as a Conspiracy Theory Theorist. There's a lot of schemes out there. (See The New Templars) BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Beyond Five Generations Mouse House From The Streets Grape Package Greetings greetings fellow freaks, what a pleasure to be experienced tonight. Our guest is the illustrious Melodious Owls, and it's time to get swimmin' in the lake. For second second half of show, we go exploring thru encyclopedias, and get a glance of the Podfather's tarot! The gimp wasn't the only one who enjoyed themselves tonight! I'm no Frank Sinatra. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Way Back In The Vatican We Bred Raptors Mac Tonight Black Moan Daze It's so fucking t h i c c on BTS tonight! Oh wow! Oh my goodness! The market titillates traders with a close call of the collapse, and strap yourself in. We got the science. Does this smell like lead to you? During 2nd Second of Half our brains thaw out, and yowza! Spook alert! Spook alert! A dead man is found in the school halls! Forget About The Sex BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Sum Tzu Lips '83 Mother Mary's Bazooka It's All Spooky Tjunta clutches our Bitcoin on this episode of BTS, as he joins us for the first second half of show. You know the one. It's about food factory fires, and smokin hot weapons of love/war! Going once, going twice, you got the best button in the world! The President likes it weird in the cluck dungeon. It's All About Blood. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Vlad The Mower Our Air Smells Like Shit The Mighty Gunghis Make That Thing Talk BTS brings all things weird, for it's a great night for the End of Times. 50 ways we learned how to say I told you so, and buckle up for part two of the infamous Kyle Odom Manifesto. You may know how to crucify, but do you know why? Take a leisure break down at the temple but mind the crocodiles; it's a battle royale at the coliseum! Please, I need to drink water. The condemned man is pissed. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Sister Sister 88 Kelvin A Humble Brag Double or Triple Mummy Tonight was the biggest episode of BTS his/herstory! We are joined by the one and only Stephen Spielburg! It was so nice for him to join us and tell us almost nothing about Ready Player 100. Does this manifesto smell weird to you? Later, SirSeatSitter makes an appearance for some pure Mystery Babylon. Amun-Ra, and Awoman. Just have fun, it'll be fun. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

The Path Between The Original Stoic Shadow of the Triumphant Little Banana Man Check our papers, we're LIT. Winter will soon loosen it's grasp, and there will be time to breath in right before the whole thing goes up. Until then tho, let Behind The Sch3m3s entertain you with glowing movie reviews and a tale of a scientist pulling the trigger. Look into the Eye of the Sahara, see the shared the outcome. It's comes full circle. I think we're outta time. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

City of Darkness Echo of the Scream Slumnation Under State If You Need The Pull It's a Special Edition Post No Agenda Sunday Broadcast that's LIT baby. Live item tag in hand, we go exploring the history of Hong Kong. Get lost in the maze of the Walled City. Tune in for an honest chat about good, evil, and everything you got inside yourself. Manson's got a gun on loan from the President. It's gonna get primal. F BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Behind The Yearbook Stopped It Cold Visceral and Trashy I Have Ze Rockets Celebrating schemes merrily in the spring, raining down cheer like meteorites on Mercury. Diamonds are forever baby. Daffodils tho? Not as long, but at least you know where they come from. Fearless journos face the LAPTOP FROM HELL, and weirdly enough it kind of mimics Sin City. 30 Minutes Or It's Free BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Bring in the Yellow Cake Big Cocaine Energy An American Man in an American Sitcom Why Do You Say But? Take turns and twists tonight as we only come out at night! Correction: We only come out for pi! Indeed, it is a Pieday, and we've stuffed ourselves. From comedians, to Nancy Regan's personal psychic, come see how easy it is to make that money. Needle, Meet Groove. Not to be confused with Diamond Dave. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

What If John H. Rolling In The Benjamins Deny Yourself Femur Fever Bow to the Terrible Lizard Queen! It's Moon Madness on tonight's show when space junk "legend has it" makes it mark. Hopefully it's not your parcel of moonland that it hits. BTS gets wheatey with it as we examine one of the worst years to grow some grain. Don't fear however, there's a National Emergency for that. We only want clean seed in these parts. My sippy cup is bigger than yours. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Wild Irish Rose Enabled We Are Now Ass King Time To Heel Let It Rain Something The anon Anonymous has issued a warning to Putin, and the non-anon founder of Anonymous is a lunatic. Wouldn't want to be trapped in a bus with a chainsaw in that dudes hands. The propaganda machine engages in a far away eastern land, and Behind The Sch3m3s has the telephone transcripts to prove it. Are ya complying yet, son? BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Raunchy Letters Cheesy Kisses Aunt Fancy The President of Smash Happy Birthday to G Wash! On a President's Day Special, we invite you to a Pizza Party! Please list out your favorite toppings, and don't cry too hard about silver. Freak in the sheets, POTUS on the streets, and one very large smokable monument. Man, I Miss You. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

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Peppermint Colored A Real Life Dragon Denying Learn To Garden BTS is honored to be joined at the table by @SirSpencer @Laurien @sirseatsitter @NetNed @Tjunta, @[email protected] and @SirMittens. It's like a party. That Big Bone Lick tho... BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Incestry.com Demons Ghosts Ghouls and Goblins MK Ultra Cool There's a Pro Pain Shortage In space, no one can hear Communism finally working as Behind The Sch3m3s is guided by the light of reason. That Devil man, he got us to the Moon. It's Black Bag Vibes around the '22 Winter Olympics SmokeStack Edition. We need to talk to your entire family and friends about an outbreak of deepfakes. 90 percent humidity, zero percent of hope. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Back and to the One Censored Track Marks Are Ya Sweatin' Yet Son? You're the Pig Head Now We have evidence of weapons of blasts from the pasts as it trumps the M5N. Add some helium, you got a special case of Jack and Jill with Ford and Kavanaugh. Judd Apatow doesn't sweat it. Chasing the Spoon with the great Magnet in the sky, this is Behind The Sch3m3s. Do a big job? Talk a big price. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

You Can't Touch Me Soft Talk You Know This Is Gonna Be Fun Riding the dip, and only trusting the ayyy-lites it's time for another Behind The Sch3m3s! That's short for SOAB. You will bow to Robo-Brain, and you will be happy. The Queen hates me, because I had the bigger Xenomorph rock. You know...meta means dead... BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Even Degenerates Can Make History We Been Robbing Trains Since Day One At The Mouth of Broadway, It's The Dvorak Gang. BTS gets flash frozen in place by a 12.4 mile tall plume of ash, and watch as most of France is taken. Find us afterwards for arthritis pills we snagged from the tracks, ever giving to the tunnels. Can you boost the dog? Who would Stalin shop? The fake knife, the real blood, dying a death onstage and the thrill of doing it. God said that, "I don't want ice skates." BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

It's Ice She's Vicious On the Internet of Trash I'm The Golden God Bitch Fire And Metal From The Sky You will eat the happy tomatoes as China ignites it's second son. Try not to spend long thinking about the persistentt threat, but never fear because there's an implant for that. Big Cat Dick litters the big place known as space, and cutaway before we get too good a glimpse of the sky donut. AKA I already know what happens. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Anthrax Fog Juice Prolific Liberation And the End of Meth and Cocaine Sports What Dancing Fun BTS looks down, around, and behind the fat sack of babies Cooper doesn't currently eat from. Less drugs, more heart attacks and enough omicron to shake a stick at. The schemes get the BAD END, Don't Look Up this info. A True Blue-anon's They Live as Queen Meryl makes a black joke. See you in 2031. Bang a few presidents on the way in. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

When you See's It You See's It Lepers and Lawyers It's The Picklemancer For the first time ever, BTS has an in person episode! Medus from http://meduspod.com/ joins us for tonight! We frolic in the Open Fields, we dance thru the RNA spray, and we even get Christmas ruined for us by SCIENCE! Seriously tho, if Santa was a necromancer following the Roman Eunuch Model, that only make him cooler. How do Catholics find bones in the winter? BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Extra Extra! Mostly Harmless Lunatics Need Not Apply Any Critical Thought! It's a doozy of an episode on BTS tonight. One of those...TikTok episodes. Boo-Bury and Lavish get deep in The Conspiracy Chart. We only have questions. Totally. Like Who's They? BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Needle Needle Needle Banjo's + Satan = ?Blood Acid OuijaLow and Steady It's a 27 shot salute to the Air Force tonight! Also, credit is King as that 2 percent is exactly where it wants to be. It's a global thing. Second Second half of show is blessed by Dr. Francis Collins as the sky is lit up with silver. Always remember, we're the lightning's bitch. Rinse your mouth with tin foil. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Smooth or Rough This is real Unevidence based Suit-O-Science! Get yours for $9.99! On this special episode of Behind The Sch3m3s we followed No Agenda's Sunday Service! Boo-Bury eats from the Book of Knowledge. What does genocide even mean? Quirkess teaches mindfulness and breath-fullness, electrifying the synapse with prana! Lavish gets behind the trial of Jizzlane as she doodles his likeness. Even young Epstein smirked. Keep killing him, strongest possible delete. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Blink Out. The Call of Heaven. Blood I Scream. Boo-Bury wraps up a dream, and toasts to Dan Cooper. All the meanwhile he's totally not selling copies of Squid Game in North Korea. Lavish dives into the Red Shield "You Will Fuck The Bugs" Klaus Schwab. And Quirkess brings a new meaning of peace to the green room. Now please, stay inside the lines. I just wanna tickle a dragon. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Trust Only in Mr. Velvet.Good Jokes Vice Jokes?Sounds Like Conglomerate Commie Fucks.Happy Patsy Day! Behind The Sch3m3s is honored to be joined by Larry Bleidner, a man with a masters in Take No Shit. On the anniversary of JFK's assassination no less! We cover what makes a cult successful, how much of a joke Jooooe-y is (not a joke!), and a special message from the shows favorite hypnotherapist Bjorn! Also special shout out to all the Freaks of Hazards calling in and leaving their scream mails! Welcome to the Machine. Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. BYO3-DG Check out Larry's shows here! http://thatlarryshow.com/ https://planetrage.show/ Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Greetings Greetings under the Moan Day Moonlight, Come one saucy sage, come all Cthulhi! Bet bet bet chill bet it's another spooky packed episode filled with the Decline of Western Seed, and A BOTG report from Lavish hits the greatest Rock and Roll mausoleum. Quirkess and Boo-Bury blast down to Astroworld, with the 808 pumping! Flipping off the ambulance, it's Behind The Sch3m3s! Atlas said "Fuck it". #jk. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

It would have been worse with that Department of Death crippled since the betaverse. Behind The Sch3m3s is honored to have the powerful Graham and Darren from the Grimerica Podcast tonight! We run the gamut passing over social ranking sound effects out like mandatory candy! Wanna get in on some underground Sasquatch orgies!? THIS is the place to be! Stories of U.F.O.'s, paraweird happenings, inside jobs, BTS was full steam ahead for this one. GET SOME. Cut the fleshy part underneath of your tongue, reach up, and taste that God hole. BYO3-DG Get all things Grimerica here! https://grimerica.ca/. Get all things audiobook from Grimerica here! https://adultbrain.ca/ Be sure to check out Darren's recent book https://acanadianshame.ca/. Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

You might be a King or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you'll dance with the Reaper. Behind The Sch3m3s welcomes Quirkess backs for a proper celebration exploring Día de los Muertos! Boo-Bury courts La Catrina, Lavish has a spread prepared, and Quirkess explores the customs of this amazing tradition. We also have a little fun with the recent knighthood donation Boo-Bury sent in to No Agenda. Death is democratic baby. Everyone gets a piece. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes)

Defieing Definitions and Spanking The Academy Clown Pilled and Hella-Dazed And one sloppy 6IX Quirkess enchants Behind The Sch3m3s with screams and dreams that will haunt your taint! We spend the following three hours talking all things No Agenda Stream, Screams, and Creams. Literal cream. Holding on to that feeling makes you more alive when you're afraid. It's a robust blend of 69 authentic Dark Americana flavors. You'll find this comedian is temporarily Alex Jones. Sorry for the convenience. You're a corporate whore and you know it. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

The Taste of Fresh is Upon Us. Behold, From the Land of The Rising Grey Area. Sounding a little porn-y... Japan WUT? storms Behind The Sch3m3s! Joining us tonight it's the guys from the future, OneTwenty and Matt Bigelow! Special guest star Sir SirSeatSitter puts on his best lavish face as East and West collide. Discussions of alternative media in Japan, Fresh (Not more, Fresher!) Biden clips, Wuhan shipping kerfuffles, J-Anon, V4V, goddamn there's so much crammed into the first Second Half of Show I can't remember it all! Very cool! Second Second Half of Show is when the Night Sports begin...OneTwenty breaks down a steamy anime clip for Sir SirSeatSitter, and Boo-Bury fawns over Super Mystery Magazine Mu! Then we go to Mu! Very legal! Now please, if you'd follow us this way to the basement of the VHS store... Eat your heart out Anderson Cooper. BYO3-DG OneTwenty IG OneTwenty Youtube Matt Bigelow IG Matt Bigelow SoundCloud Japan Wut? Podcast http://www.matthewpmbigelow.com/ ABS N' A 6 Pack http://www.shitmyass.com Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Straight from the rabbit hole, the man the myth the Moe. Moe Factz. Now sit back, and pour yourself some Moe Shine. One for the ages, the podcaster who can leave your floor stuck to the jaw, Moe joins Behind The Sch3m3s to breakdown the age old debate: Pro Choice vs Anti Choice. He takes us down hole after hole exploring the binary schemes that bind us together. The rap group formally known as Boo n' Lavish cut straight lines of truth as we have an honest and empathetic conversation about the natural unnaturalness. Or was it unnatural naturalness? Second 2nd Half of Show, Lavish discusses how the FBI likely founded the Black Panthers, and Boo-Bury starts a pyramid scheme trying to fund money to buy murder houses. You ain't gonna steal my joy, make it happen for a reason, and... Enjoy Every Sandwich. BYO3-DG Check Out Everything Moe Factz Here! Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Here ye, Here ye, For a limited time only, Behind The Sch3m3s will film the blackmail YOU wanna see YOURSELF in on a golden VHS tape! Silicon Mercs need not apply. Supplies are limited. Terms and Conditions apply. Visit your local newpodcastapps.com today for more information. It's an abusive love type of episode as Lavish and Boo-Bury lay out the sch3m3s of your dreams. The Wicked Witch of Oz flies by, "I'm retiring, retiriiiiinnnng!". Hey babe, how about me and you propaganda and chill? FeedBag almost burns down, but that won't stop them from torching free speech. Set your calendars for that one! Fixing time is not an easy task. Lastly, listen to the sweet song of the Mockingbird. From 40 years ago to today it's the same goddamn soviet style tune. “Counter propaganda was portrayed as the only alternative to order.” BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

It's the 2nd Sunday of the week! Er...2nd Thursday? Sonday? Thorsday? Fuck it! We're going on strike! On tonight's Behind the Sch3m3s, Boo-Bury touches on a looming strike by the kin in black I.A.T.S.E. and Lavish shows us a potential Manchurian candidate drinking bear piss. Straight from R. Kelly. Or maybe R. Kelly was pissing on the bear? Did the bear piss on R. Kelly? Now I really can't remember. Keep your eyes out for Hunter Biden NFT's commissioned for BTS by the man himself! BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Enter the Paper Tiger, Hidden Podcaster. Riding atop (or inside) the Antifa Cannon. Klaus plows and Blue Tube Harvest. You will eat the lettuce. Boo-Bury cracks open the cellar door, and none other than Malachi returns! On this episode of Behind The Sch3m3s, Lavish has the blood of the Hawk, and will shred gnar. It will be hard going into the New Norm without Norm. Riptorn. Malachi dives arm first into his first Covid illness, and for 2nd Second half of show Boo-Bury hits literally every piece of news. Gwar fans don't know what NFT's are, "Did you mummify mom?", Dr. Fauci is a sickle man, and...you are getting very sleepy. Congratulations! Your Mass Hypnosis has evolved into Mass Psychosis! BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Desk fires can't melt steel beams, Left tracking the Pope of cover-ups. Are you a Lizardist, or some other Office Weasel? Either way, we recommend therapy adjacent debunking. Tonight on Behind the Sch3m3s, Boo-Bury and Lavish explore some parallels with Covid-19/11. Mostly because a Politico article told us not too. What's it like trying to find footage from the time? Strange times get even more strange. It's an episode so hot molten steel is pouring forth from the headphones! By the way, if you can buy that that? I fucking hate the Eagles... BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

lol the CIA used fake vaccines to try and catch Bin Laden. Be High. Sell High. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Rusty Weak, the Ivermectin of Wands You're the Captain of the S.S. Go Fuck Yourself History Rhymes and Snip Snip That's It A Gram Is Better When You're Damned This is the throwback episode to the goring 20's, and the Great Repression. Let's step back in time to the Black and White days. Very sterile. Almost...too sterile. Boo Bury and Lavish dive into California's obsession with Despairium. And not paying up. It's for your own good. Trust us. We're the authorities. Ever heard of a little thing called the greater good? The greater good. It's for the greater good. Careful with that Axe, you Gen-X BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Join Lavish for his first ever solo show! Look Ma, no boobs! We had a very [REDACTED] time. Lavish goes over lucrative military recruitment ads, classic Russian Literature, The Art Of War, summoning a Succubus, and much more. Don't get spattered, your Excellency! If you're going to ask questions, don't do so to your higher ranking superiors! 612-263-SXXY Pan du Lavash (SHOW NOTES) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, dudes named ben and dudettes named bernadette, please welcome to the stage... Sir Ryan Bemrose, Count of Curation! Trains to nowhere, with one nation under Live Nation. Didn't you get the memo? Behind the Sch3m3s, for one night only will serve all of your Boutique Consulting needs, for a modest tithe. Exit strategy. Boom. Anyone have bleach? There's blood on the floor. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and caldron bubble. Fillet of a fenny snake, And welcome back to Behind The Sch3m3s! The Gates fling open tonight when Lavish kicks this party off diving thru some family history of "Oh Billy Boy!". Turns out even if you've been jabbed, the drummer for the Offspring can still be a threat, and someone please grab the AK from the monkey! Please!!Second 2nd Half of Show, Boo-Bury cracks open the millennial book of shadows to reveal the under currents of #WitchTok! It's Tik Tok, but for witches! Or maybe the Mage department of the N.W.O. It's hard to say really... When it doubt, hidden arts always work better when there's an air of mystery about them. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Live! From BadRadio.Live! It's Behind The Sch3m3s! Boo-Bury and Lavish roll the dice to determine the fate of tonight's show! Whether it be proffesional stabs at hunting ghosts in the Winchester Murder Mansion, or maybe you're some poor spook who didn't get the memo from HR; we got you covered. From the land of the 50 Cent Army, to the see of New Clear Silos, we're hear for you. Handfuls of bitter pills and our favorite presidents are all we have left for the Second 2nd Half of Show. Boundless Scr33m Mails to boot! It's brave. It's beautiful. It's the only fuckin' podcast in the fuckin' universe with a fuckin' intermission. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

It's one for the books tonight as Behind The Sch3m3s...heads to the mountains. The legendary Spaz (aka Papa-Bury) joins Lavish and Boo-Bury for an episode exploring all things West Virginia. Mountain Mama. Take Me Home. Country Roads. LOL just kidding, we didn't actually bring this song up. What we did bring however was some good ole fashion dialect, and exploring some ancestor slaughterin'. Second 2nd half of show focuses on Virgin Forests and Secret Bunkers! This was an episode that had to happen. We'll see you over at the crick. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Get excited comrades, you're in for nonstop laughs tonight on Behind The Sch3m3s! Derek, co-host of The Double Thought Dimension podcast joins Boo-Bury and Lavish for unending Biden gaffes! Quite literally we make a lampshade out of that leathery coyote aka the Dusty Old Shadow of a Cardboard Cutout Man. What's that? Oh, we got Brian Seltzer Water getting buried? Nice. Look over there! Hollywood is resurrecting another dead man. Spooky. This is an episode that rips it up! Oh, btw Kamala Harris stopped by. She was asking for a cup of sugar and told us to tell you, "goat's out, kid's in". BYO3-DG https://doublethoughtdimension.com/ Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Or how I learned how to love Big Brother. Cretched from OBDM joins Boo-Bury and Lavish on tonight's Behind The Sch3m3s! Talks of Covid 1984, Interdimensional Beings, and mostly peaceful protests are on the docket for this one! Click those Zuby Slippers three times, wish you were here. BYO3-DG https://ourbigdumbmouth.com/ Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Somewhere. Beyond the sea. Out there. Waiting for me. It all came down. On this episode of Behind The Sch3m3s, Lavish and Boo Bury open the door to Atlantis. How close to the fall are we? It's gonna get wet. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Join us for holiday devices, cigarettes, and pancakes on Behind The Sch3m3s! Dame Duhlaurien and Wolf Cub John from Bowl After Bowl joins Lavish and Boo Bury, illuminating the green room on just how badass it can be to be a Mother, and to boot totally rails on Buzzfeed's Top 33. We here at Behind The Sch3m3s approve of such things. Chill vibes for chill minds on this episode, and Boo Bury finally learns the answer to a burning question about a certain curtain. Dr. Jill Biden couldn't have planned this episode better. BYO3-DG https://bowlafterbowl.com/ Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

How did we get to Wax Jack? Stay Tooned! I.T.S.E.P.I.S.O.D.E.5.0. SirSpencer from Bowl After Bowl screams into the Green Room tonight on Behind The Sch3m3s. With Lavish and Boo-Bury, they try to determine if they're smarter than slime. They shall ask what would happened if you planted a cocunut in a chest?! Mushrooms pills are just as effectice as sugar pills! For the 2nd Second Half of Show we play with some crypto and just have ourselves a grand time. Don't get me started on this HAARP... P.S. We might need a dog...... BYO3-DG https://bowlafterbowl.com/ Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

By the light of the moonshine of the dark knight, You know what to write, It's not wearing Mickey shirts, Stonehenge was an inside job. Flat Earth Dave joins Behind The Sch3m3s with Lavish and Boo-Bury tonight to throw down the law of the stationary land! It's pedal to the falsified theories from everyone's most favorite letter agency NASA as we corkscrew blitz by faster than a speeding bullet! Consider this the crash course as we take the 2nd 2nd Half of Show digesting and postulating, and chewing on more questions. For added flair we'll take a trip with Thoth to the Center of the Plane. You spun me right round baby right round... BYO3-DG Flat Earth Sun & Moon Clock app https://qrco.de/bbizVA DITRH YouTube. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCz6s_ScG0PZThdwhKsUFSRw/videos FaceBook. https://www.facebook.com/TheFlatEarthPodcast 102 year old Ruth was taught the earth is flat in the 1920's: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Wt5qSwinIs&list=PLEzivhxtxgbv2hEBOrfkjHnRnpbH9hlXR&index Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/