Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

Was Coolio talking about a Chuck E. Cheese?Get your Wezzle pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuXandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferCheck out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandyLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Who killed a snake in here?Get your Wezzle pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuXandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferCheck out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandyLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Repeat after us: MORALS! OVER! FROZEN! MILK!Get your Wezzle pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuXandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferCheck out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandyLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Coming Soon: Beach Too Sandy X Stinky BoyGet your Wezzle pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuXandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferCheck out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandyLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Only having $9 billion is like shoving a ping pong ball up your nose.Get your hoodie!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuXandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferCheck out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandyLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Want more bonus content? Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beachtoosandyXandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferGet your hoodie!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuCheck out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandyLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We would like to citizens arrest Charles Entertainment Cheese.-Love, Xandy and XtineGet your hoodie!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuXandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferCheck out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandyLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

More like (Demonic) Spirit Halloween Stores amirite?Get your hoodie!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuXandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferCheck out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandyLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Your favorite eductinal podcast is back!Get your hoodie!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuXandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferCheck out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandyLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

WARNING: Episode contains spoilers for Caillou.Get your hoodie!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuXandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferCheck out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandyLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Want more bonus content? Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beachtoosandyXandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferGet your Porch Pegging pin and dad hats!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuCheck out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandyLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If this episode doesn't get our podcast into the Library of Congress, we don't know what will.Porch Pegging and dad hats are in!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetBuy your tickets for our Chicago (Beantown) show! beachtoosandy.com/tourSupport us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuXandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferCheck out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandyLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Porch Pegging and dad hats are in!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetBuy your tickets for our Chicago (Beantown) show! beachtoosandy.com/tourSupport us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuXandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferCheck out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandyLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Porch Pegging is in!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetBuy your tickets for our Chicago (Beantown) show! beachtoosandy.com/tourSupport us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuXandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferCheck out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandyLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Games and balls.Buy your tickets for our Chicago (Beantown) show! beachtoosandy.com/tourSupport us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyGet our new Bitch Too Sandy pin and pin board!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuXandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferCheck out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandyLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're all thumbs if you know what we mean...Buy your tickets for our Chicago (Beantown) show! beachtoosandy.com/tourSupport us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyGet our new Bitch Too Sandy pin and pin board!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuXandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferCheck out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandyLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Want more bonus content? Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beachtoosandyXandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferGet ready for our new Bitch Too Sandy pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuCheck out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandyLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Want more bonus content? Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beachtoosandyXandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferGet ready for our new Bitch Too Sandy pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuCheck out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandyLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I don't remember this, but in Christine's notes she wrote "Decatur, AL, Porno" and that probably sums up this episode somehow.Buy your tickets for our Chicago (Beantown) show! beachtoosandy.com/tourSupport us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyGet our new Bitch Too Sandy pin and pin board!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuXandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferCheck out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandyLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Warning: This episode might induce estranged relations with one's parents.Buy your tickets for our Chicago (Beantown) show! beachtoosandy.com/tourSupport us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyGet our new Bitch Too Sandy pin and pin board!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuXandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferCheck out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandyLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

At the core, the true Xandy is a cool cruiser EEK!Buy your tickets for our Chicago (Beantown) show! beachtoosandy.com/tourSupport us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyGet our new Bitch Too Sandy pin and pin board!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuXandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferCheck out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandyLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Listen to find out where the Teletubbies got their work done.Buy your tickets for our Chicago (Beantown) show! beachtoosandy.com/tourSupport us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyGet our new Bitch Too Sandy pin and pin board!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuXandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferCheck out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandyLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

“…And if you gaze long into the food blog. The food blog gazes also into you.” - Friedrich NietzscheBuy your tickets for our Chicago (Beantown) show! beachtoosandy.com/tourSupport us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyGet our new Bitch Too Sandy pin and pin board!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuXandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferCheck out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandyLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What kind of loon wants to steal from a pet cemetery? Well, it might be someone closer to you than you think.Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyGet our new Bitch Too Sandy pin and pin board!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuXandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferCheck out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandyLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Corn ;)Get our new Bitch Too Sandy pin and pin board!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuXandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferCheck out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandyLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Anyone know a way to tell if something is bird poop without tasting it? Asking for a friend...Get our new Bitch Too Sandy pin and pin board!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuXandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferCheck out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandyLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This episode is highly unprofessional, distressing, confusing, and plain weird. Oh wait, that's all our episodes...Want more bonus content? Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beachtoosandyXandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferGet ready for our new Bitch Too Sandy pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuCheck out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandyLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Please go the extra three inches and support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferGet ready for our new Bitch Too Sandy pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuCheck out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandyLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Only 1780s kids love Slipknot!!Trader Joe's United: https://traderjoesunited.org/ | https://twitter.com/TraderJoesUniteListen to Xandy on this week's episode of Twisted & Uncorked: https://spoti.fi/3n4zVkrSupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferNew merch including an EEK! pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuCheck out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandyLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Unfortunately for Xandy, this week we learn that there truly is an 'Eek!' for everything.Listen to Xandy on this week's episode of Twisted & Uncorked: https://spoti.fi/3Q9Ng86Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferNew merch including an EEK! pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuCheck out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandySupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

User TitObsessedWankophile gives this episode 5 stars!!Listen to Xandy on this week's episode of Twisted & Uncorked: https://spoti.fi/3Q9Ng86Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferNew merch including an EEK! pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuCheck out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandySupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

How you going? I hope you get laser eye surgery. Sincerely, Gazza.Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tourXandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferNew merch including an EEK! pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuCheck out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandySupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We worship the almighty dollar, so buy tickets for our tour!Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tourXandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuCheck out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandySupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Get your pins here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome to Toby's Toe Beans! Grab a catpurrccino and enjoy our homemade DNA ornaments.Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tourXandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferNew merch including an EEK! pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuCheck out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandySupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We revisit one of our favorite places and learn about a few new places, including the International House of Bologna!Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tourXandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferNew merch including an EEK! pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuCheck out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandySupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Come see us live in Hawaii!! Or is it Ohio? Is there even a difference?Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tourXandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferNew merch including a Pigoin pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuCheck out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandySupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If you're a freedom loving American, good luck with your carpenting!Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferNew merch including a Pigoin pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetTour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tourXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuCheck out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandySupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tourXandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuCheck out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandySupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Get your pins here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We hope this episode doesn't haunt you the way we're haunted by the American Midwest between 1870 and 1894.Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferNew merch including a Pigoin pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetTour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tourXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuCheck out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandySupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We read reviews of some of the weirdest items you can see on your TV. And come up with new nicknames for Xandy along the way.Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferNew merch including a Pigoin pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetTour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tourXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuCheck out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandySupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Fingers crossed you don't judge our live shows based on how heavy the doors are...New merch including a Pigoin pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetTour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tourXandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuCheck out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandySupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Your Bootylicious hosts are back!! TGBTG!! PTL!!Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tourXandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuCheck out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandySupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Get your toilet stickers here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Listen to the Psychic Psyblings and their ramblings. And don't forget to see them live in Ohio!Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tourXandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuCheck out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandySupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Get your toilet stickers here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tourXandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuCheck out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandySupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Get your toilet stickers here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Or should we say, Reviews of Cracker Barrel Jungle Excursion?Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tourXandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuCheck out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandySupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Get your toilet stickers here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this chaotic episode, we discover that corpses do not be Gucci...Tour Tickets: beachtoosandy.com/tourXandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuCheck out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandySupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Get your toilet stickers here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Rollin' down the street, smokin' indo, sippin' on Hennessy and sunscreen.Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuCheck out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandySupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Get your toilet stickers here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We also talk about Hooters' best selling items! *checks notes* Uh milk and baked beans...Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandySupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Get your toilet stickers here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Aunts and ants alike will LOVE this episode.For more bonus content, check out our Patreon: patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetListen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpodLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We hope this episode makes you giggle galore until you can't breathe.Check out the mascot photos on Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandySupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Get your toilet stickers here: https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.