Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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This episode is NOT brought to you by Big Beef.Check out our new merch store! https://www.beachtoosandy.storeWatch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandySupport us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuXandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferCheck out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandyLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Happy 4/20 to those who celebrate! Sincere apologies to those who don't...Follow us on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandyGet your mystery pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuXandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferCheck out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandyLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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This week we discover that Zak Bagans is just a regular normal guy!Follow us on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandyGet your Clam Volcano pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuXandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferCheck out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandyLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

20 years from now Beach Too Sandy will have been consigned to the dustbin of forgotten podcasts...Follow us on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandyGet your Clam Volcano pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuXandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferCheck out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandyLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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In this episode we go deep under cover and get lost in the sauceSupport us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuXandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferCheck out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandyLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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