Show overview
Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet has been publishing since 2018, and across the 8 years since has built a catalogue of 444 episodes, alongside 36 trailers or bonus episodes. That works out to roughly 460 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a weekly cadence.
Episodes typically run an hour to ninety minutes — most land between 50 min and 1h 15m — though episode length varies meaningfully from one episode to the next. The publisher flags most episodes as explicit, so expect adult themes or strong language throughout. It is catalogued as a EN-language Comedy show.
The show is actively publishing — the most recent episode landed 2 days ago, with 22 episodes already out so far this year. The busiest year was 2020, with 70 episodes published. Published by PodcastOne.
From the publisher
A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.
Latest Episodes
View all 444 episodes392: Reviews of Shakespeare or Smut
391: Reviews of Smut
390: Reviews of Shakespeare
389: Reviews of YMCA's
388: Reviews of Home Goods with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson
387: Reviews of 7-Eleven
386: Reviews of Umbrellas
385: Reviews of Caves with National Park After Dark
384: Reviews of Airport Shops
383: Reviews of Easter Egg Hunts
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382: Reviews of Allergy Meds
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381: Between You and Us
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380: Reviews of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives with Bridger Winegar
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379: Reviews of Dude Ranches
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378: Reviews of Televangelists
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377: Reviews of Jewelry
EDon't worry, we fired Diane for that.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
376: Reviews of Party Buses
EWe're going to Ibiza!Hungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first box plus get a free item in every box for life at hungryroot.com/beachtoosandy and use code beachtoosandyTalkiatry: Head to talkiatry.com/beach and complete the short assessment to get matched with an in‐network psychiatrist in just a few minutesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
375: Reviews of Benihana with Byron Marin and Ryan Bergara
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374: Reviews of Puzzles
EI put a 2 million dollar puzzle together and all I got was this lousy QR codeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
373: Reviews of Novelty Kitchen Tools
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