Show overview
Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet has been publishing since 2018, and across the 8 years since has built a catalogue of 461 episodes, alongside 36 trailers or bonus episodes. That works out to roughly 480 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a weekly cadence.
Episodes typically run an hour to ninety minutes — most land between 50 min and 1h 15m — though episode length varies meaningfully from one episode to the next. The publisher flags most episodes as explicit, so expect adult themes or strong language throughout. It is catalogued as a EN-language Comedy show.
The show is actively publishing — the most recent episode landed yesterday, with 39 episodes already out so far this year. Published by PodcastOne.
From the publisher
A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.
