PLAY PODCASTS
Armstrong & Getty On Demand

Armstrong & Getty On Demand

2,187 episodes — Page 32 of 44

No You Can't!!!

On the Tuesday April 8, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty One More Thing podcast... First, Jack has the results of a ridiculous survey... A dude explains dudes to his wife... Finally...a lovely tale of love!  Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 8, 202510 min

"He's Dumb As A Bag Of Bricks"

Hour 4 of A&G features... No more blaming Biden & tariff talk It's a wolf with a dye job! Man arrested for snarking about head of school in UK Final Thoughts!  Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 8, 202534 min

Somebody Go Get My Scotch!

Hour 3 of A&G features... Supreme Court ruling on deportations via Alien Enemies Act Chicken Jockey! Will Iran get nuclear weapons? A "Thank you" from Mia Love Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 8, 202536 min

This Never Crossed My Transom

Hour 2 of A&G features... Elon & Peter Navarro throw down Violent rhetoric on the left is becoming normal Bringing back the dire wolf! Threats to civilization Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 8, 202536 min

Burn It! Get Rid Of It!

Hour 1 of A&G features... People are pissed & the market rollercoaster Katie Green's Headlines!  Real ID deadline & we're headed straight towards France Mailbag!  Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 8, 202535 min

Deja de Escucharse

On the Monday April 7, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty One More Thing Podcast... Joe used google translate to listen-in on a pair of Spanish speakers who were standing next to him...right or wrong??? Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 7, 202510 min

A Line Up Every Nose

Hour 4 of A&G features... NCAA Finals & the domino meme Bernie changes his tune on open borders Where have all the working men gone? Final Thoughts! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 7, 202535 min

The Smell Of Algebra... Ugh!

Hour 3 of A&G features... Amazon carts & we need a restructuring of global trade Lunch lady goes for student  Libs unhinged at protests Progressive America in our universities Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 7, 202536 min

Not Just No, But Hell No!

Hour 2 of A&G features... The stock market & Elon breaks with Trump on tariffs AI stories! High end brothel near Harvard & depressed liberals Texts from listeners!  Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 7, 202536 min

The Proper Term Is "Bitches"

Hour 1 of A&G features... The women's Final Four & Trump's tariffs Katie Green's Headlines! Tunes change on Biden's mental state while in office Mailbag! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 7, 202535 min

How Many Bottles Of Soy Sauce Will You Go Through In Your Life?

Hour 4 of A&G features... C.O.W. Clips of the Week & reciprocal tariffs Oldest tortoise mom & child porn platform dismantled King of all dad jokes & bonus Mailbag! Final Thoughts! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 4, 202536 min

More Pie. More Booze. More Money.

Hour 3 of A&G features... Nancy Pelosi on tariffs & Trump hasn't changed New Bruce Springsteen music & endless penguin memes 1/2 of us can't sleep & types of sleepers Reforming The Smithsonian  Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 4, 202536 min

She Was A Good Looking Woman Before Electricity

Hour 2 of A&G features... News coverage around tariffs The torpedo bat Stretching benefits & the most annoying thing Joe still uses AOL & San Quentin Prison Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 4, 202535 min

We're Wearing Barrels With Straps

Hour 1 of A&G features... Explaining tariffs is impossible & possible recession? Katie Green's Headlines! C.O.W. Clips of the Week & the impact of tariffs Mailbag!  Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 4, 202536 min

Fascinating!

E

On the Thursday April 3 edition of The Armstrong & Getty One More Thing Podcast... Joe brings us a pair of notes from the world of science fiction... Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 3, 202512 min

For Security Reasons, I'm A Hobbit

Hour 4 of A&G features... Elon isn't leaving yet & the top economies in the world Man speaks out against Hamas & is killed followed by college students chanting "intifada" Crush Comics in Castro Valley gets justice Woman fencer refuses to fence a dude & is penalized  Final Thoughts!  Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 3, 202535 min

Your Beef Is Weak

Hour 3 of A&G features... Hunter's laptop & a new book on Biden's mental decline No phones in school & a song of one of our favorite clips The "trade war" & tariffs other countries charge us The media's economic coverage is awful Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 3, 202535 min

It Helps Being Dumb

Hour 2 of A&G features... The world is charging us tariffs. Example: The European Union Bingo, Bango, Bongo! Everything isn't fair & our listeners react to Ezra Klein Re ordering of global trade & the stock market Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 3, 202536 min

35% Tariff If We Start The Show Late

Hour 1 of A&G features... Tariff terror & effects on the economy Katie Green's Headlines! Are tariffs really that bad? We've been getting ripped off Mailbag!  Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 3, 202535 min

I Need A Margarita & More Biscuits And Gravy

Hour 4 of A&G features... This year's border numbers so far Health advice from Val Kilmer Bombers sent to the Middle East & Obama's political instincts Final Thoughts! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 2, 202535 min

He Has A Very Low Voice For A Child!

Hour 3 of A&G features... Ezra Klein defines the left... Val Kilmer passed away & groceries and politics Josh Hoover talks to A&G CA kills bills to keep dudes out of women's sports Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 2, 202536 min

I'm Fairly Fond Of Me

Hour 2 of A&G features... Should human life be optimized through genetic manipulation? Judges race in Wisconsin Liberation Day & the "gang of 500" Another Beatles movie & wife of doctor who tried to kill her speaks out Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 2, 202536 min

Check In Your Testicles & Go Home!!

Hour 1 of A&G features... It's liberation day, how tariffs work & Jack blows a gasket Katie Green's Headlines! War in the Middle East Mailbag!  Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 2, 202535 min

I'm Tired of My Freakin' Sleep Problem!

On the Tuesday, April 1 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty One More Thing Podcast... A young women's weird airline experience leads to a conversation about Jack's sleep issues... Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 1, 202510 min

You're A Weak F-ing Act

Hour 4 of A&G features... Guy confronted over vandalizing a Tesla & vandalizing beer Supreme Court election South Korea's fertility rate Final Thoughts! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 1, 202535 min

He Had A Dwarf Hype Man

Hour 3 of A&G features... Trump's tariff plan & US steel Woke Watch! John Phillips talks to A&G Kid Rock visits the Oval Office Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 1, 202535 min

Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!

Hour 2 of A&G features... The Ukraine/Russia war & possible war with Iran Trump administration going after Harvard Torpedo bats & new admissions policies at colleges New billionaires are self made Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 1, 202536 min

Tell Me What My Faults Are

Hour 1 of A&G features... Midterm elections & Jack puts creamer in his coffee Katie Green's Headlines! Trump's 3rd term? Mailbag & the Chinese paintbrush... Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 1, 202535 min

Hotdog!!!

Hour 4 of A&G features... Ken Korach, play by play announcer for the A's, talks to A&G Getting to the A's game tonight! Babe Ruth history and fun facts! Final Thoughts!  Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 31, 202536 min

You Weren't Prostituting Yourself For Cash

Hour 3 of A&G features... Trump's tariffs & the guys are at the ballpark! Have Trump's policies made you better or worse off? The "Tesla Take Down" protests & the DOGE teams Rebuilding Gaza Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 31, 202536 min

The Average American Pig Could Fit In My Pants

Hour 2 of A&G features... Gavin on Maher's show & A's in Sacramento Great Trump impersonation & how much melatonin should you take? The Signal text scandal Trump is pissed at Putin Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 31, 202534 min

I Have To Buy A New Boat Every Year

Hour 1 of A&G features... The guys are at Sutter Health ball park & Trump's 3rd term Katie Green's Headlines! The Tesla protests & Elon handing out checks Mailbag!  Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 31, 202536 min

Dades That She Doots

Hour 4 of A&G features... C.O.W. Clips of the Week & cold plunge responses CA's insurance commissioner wasting taxpayer money Zooey won't date a conservative... Final Thoughts! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 28, 202535 min

But You Came In Without Pants

Hour 3 of A&G features... Tariffs could up vehicle costs & half of us can't sleep Cold plunges for sleep? Student visas revoked The anxious generation Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 28, 202535 min

Give Me Buttocks Not Botox

Hour 2 of A&G features... Allergies are so bad right now & an interview with DOGE More with the DOGE team So much waste being found by DOGE The doctor who tried to kill his wife & the worst NY Post headline Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 28, 202536 min

I Was Having You Followed

Hour 1 of A&G features... DOGE cuts & are tariffs a bad idea? Katie Green's Headlines! C.O.W. Clips of the Week & domestic terrorism charges for Tesla vandal Mailbag!  Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 28, 202535 min

MichaelAngelo Said What? And I Might Be Having a....

E

On the Thursday March 27, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty One More Thing Podcast... Friends of A&G are demanding that MichaelAngelo do what... Katie makes a wonderful, life-changing announcement!    Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 27, 202511 min

Can I Borrow Some Lipstick?

Hour 4 of A&G features... Did the gang members rights get violoated? Touring the illegals prison & the word hoe NPR Hearing Final Thoughts! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 27, 202536 min

I'll Take A Liver!

Hour 3 of A&G features... Republicans not happy about leaked text Bingo, Bango, Bongo! More problems exist for kids & Trump on China Boomer Asking! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 27, 202536 min

Wench! That's Old Timey!

Hour 2 of A&G features... Tariffs on cars & world of conflicting rules Stealing breakfast, TikTok ban & Vin Scully More PBS coverage Jack can't sleep Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 27, 202535 min

She's The "She-Wolf" Of The SS

Hour 1 of A&G features... The PBS hearing & stop feeding the beast! Katie Green's Headlines! More PBS hearings #laughable Mailbag!  Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 27, 202536 min

Just Trying to Figure Out If I'm Abnormal or Not!

On the Wednesday March 26, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty Show features... What qualifies as a quirk?  Is the range of normal wider than we think?  Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 26, 202513 min

You Were Driving Down America's Happiness Rating

Hour 4 of A&G features... What's classified & what's not? International day of happiness! What would happen if people were more realistic about happiness? Final Thoughts!  Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 26, 202535 min

A What Hole?

Hour 3 of A&G features... Sen. Markwayne Mullin on the text scandal & Bob Dylan Serbian Sound Cannons Quitting Google for AI Tesla attacks = domestic terrorism Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 26, 202535 min

We Mucked It Up

Hour 2 of A&G features... Waltz takes responsibility for text debacle & what was said Social Security The biggest Ponzi scheme of all time Doctor pushes wife off cliff Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 26, 202536 min

I Live In An Arctic Hell. I Don't Have Time For Your Bull S!

Hour 1 of A&G features... Why did Usha go to Greenland & NPR Katie Green's Headlines! Kidults, Legos & the visit to Greenland Mailbag!  Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 26, 202535 min

Planet of the Beavers

On the Tuesday March 25, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty One More Thing Podcast... A very odd health benefit purported to be derived from... Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 25, 202513 min

I'm Still On Team Glug Glug Glug

Hour 4 of A&G features... Vocal fry, shows stringing Joe along & the ick Gender Bending Madness! Rock the vote era for the democrats is over Final Thoughts!  Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 25, 202536 min

Now They've Moved On To The Hippie Lettuce

Hour 3 of A&G features... Are we getting dumber? Stay to play lawsuit The text scandal & the theory on how it happened The rise of cana-moms Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 25, 202536 min

Do Not Get Upside Down On Big Macs

Hour 2 of A&G features... Journalist included on classified text thread AI writing resumes Commentary on the classified text conversation A cringy headline! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 25, 202535 min