Armstrong & Getty On Demand
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It's Nightstick Time!
Hour 1 of A&G features... Ye's new album, Columbia University mayhem & the Pope Katie Green's Headlines! Impact of tariffs & Zuckerberg says all of our friends will be AI Headlines! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A Life's Lesson From The TSA!
On the Wednesday May 7, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty One More Thing Podcast... A TSA life lesson... Joe brings us details about the history of Alcatraz! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
I've Seen A Beaver Smokin' Marijuana
Hour 4 of A&G features... Houthis agree to stop targeting our vessels Racoon with a meth pipe & "fridgescaping" CA high speed rail & Smokey Robinson Final Thoughts! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Merkin$$* - That'll Stop The Russians!
Hour 3 of A&G features... Our air traffic control system Trump's speech at Alabama Picking the pope, Bezos' wedding & passwords Campus Madness! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thieves Are Going To Break In & Steal My Genitals!
Hour 2 of A&G features... Biden is doing interviews & the Trump/Carney meeting Running shoes It's Real ID day! 764 crime ring targeting teens & hackers Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
I Will Bang This Gong Until My Banging Days Are Done
Hour 1 of A&G features... The India/Pakistan conflict & the Real ID deadline Katie Green's Headlines! Tariffs on Canada & spying on Greenland Mailbag! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat
On the Tuesday May 6, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty Show... MichaelAngelo heads to the ocean... Joe asks--is there any phenomenon, in human life, that gets more attention, relative to it's actual significance, than shark attacks? Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
An Enormous Crime
Hour 4 of A&G features... The significant detail about our immigration problem that's seldom discussed... Joe gives us a lesson on the German parliamentary system... President Trump meets with Canada's new PM to talk about the 51st state... How to use a particular weapon... Final Thoughts! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Memes & Communists
Hour 3 of A&G features... The real cost of immigration Trump's Hollywood tariff idea... Why Medicaid needs to be completely reformed... What happens when robots lose their heads? Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We Still Use Floppies
Hour 2 of A&G features... The Conclave... Newarks air traffic woes... Tribalism run amok. Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dua Lipa & Microplastics
Hour one of the Tuesday, May 6, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty Show features... Why we're in the midst of Jack's final days... Joe goes to the Met Gala... Three-point shooting in the NBA... Mailbag! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Hitler & The Odd Message
Hour 4 of A&G features... More from President Trump's NBC interview... A Big What-If... Jack's movie reviews--Thunderbolts & The Bunker... Final Thoughts! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Particles & Secretions
Hour 3 of A&G features... Warren Buffet's exit... The freezing of eggs... Microplastics are causing all sorts of issues. Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Witches & Trends
Hour 2 of A&G features... Trump's message about being more frugal... A MAHA-friendly app... San Fran comes to a realization about drugs... The Gaga terror plot! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Pencils & Dolls
During Hour 1 of the Monday May 5, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty Show... Jack makes a major admission... A truth about the movie, Thunderbolts... Trump's NBC interview Mailbag! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
He's Our Comedian In-Chief!
On the Friday May 2 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty One More Thing Podcast... A short & sweet bonus edition featuring our best-known comedian... Followed by a lesser known, but highly talented arranger of parodies! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Bratz Dolls Look Like Whores
Hour 4 of A&G features... Manufacturing jobs & C.O.W. Clips of the Week! Guy who fell from the stands at the Pirates game Trump's doll comments and meaning Final Thoughts! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
I'm Not Cut Out For Life
Hour 3 of A&G features... Gender Bending Madness! Houthis are saying no more Jack's cough and gas taxes New movies & shows Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
From A Mouse To A Tiger
Hour 2 of A&G features... Mike Waltz now Ambassador to the UN & what the White House has been up to Bill Belichick's girlfriend Tariff talk & cocaine is back! Explosive drug industry and it's technology Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Generous Teet
Hour 1 of A&G features... Trump's proclamation on Veteran's Day & the jobs numbers Katie Green's Headlines! C.O.W. Clip of the Week & the doctor's office scale Mailbag! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Excuse Me Ma'am, Are You Taken?
The Thursday May 1, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty One More Thing podcast features... A really crappy story. Actually, two crappy stories. Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Little Tiny Cowboys With Little Baby Cattle
Hour 4 of A&G features... Mike Waltz exit interview & Islam in America Dog breath & human trading cards Stephen Miller on illegal immigration Final Thoughts! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We're Going To Be Swimming In Fingernail Clippers
Hour 3 of A&G features... Mike Waltz is out & campus madness! Small booze bottles & AI taking college graduate's jobs The economy & memories from the past Seagull champion & Kamala speaks in San Francisco Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Too Old For Toast!
Hour 2 of A&G features... Trump's doll comment & the trade war P-Diddy's insane amount of court cases US Army to use more drones Gender Bending Madness & not getting the job at TJ Maxx Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Why Is The Rent So Damn High?!
Hour 1 of A&G features... 8 most powerful air forces on earth & the penny Katie Green's Headlines! It's not about GDP. It's about jobs numbers Mailbag! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Always Excellent, Mediocre Or Super Sucky?
Hour 4 of A&G features... The killer flu & selecting the next Pope The real story behind the situation with the Weezer bassist's wife Bonus Mail Bag! Final Thoughts! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Attack That Stench At The Source
Hour 3 of A&G features... Trump's ABC interview & tariff talk The Shedeur Sanders "prank" AI assistants: good or bad? One party consent states Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
How Many French Fries Are Enough?!
Hour 2 of A&G features... Some restaurant talk & the WI judge who escorted illegal criminal out of court Joe's 133rd jihad & moving Ultra processed food is killing us, 3D printed calamari & the crime of the century Stretching is good for your health! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ma'am... A Coyote Ate Fluffy
Hour 1 of A&G features... GDP shrinks & the Nextdoor app Katie Green's Headlines! The trade war & Trump's first 100 days Mailbag! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Two Different Things
On the Tuesday April 29, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty Show One More Thing Podcast... Jack shares a strange story...involving a stranger... We take on the popular Man vs. Monkey story! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A Statue Made From T-Rex Arms
Hour 4 of A&G features... The story of Gavin Newsom Belichicks girlfriend shuts down interview Are India & Pakistan going to war? Final Thoughts! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Pipe Down, Baby.
Hour 3 of A&G features... Canada goes liberal! Bill Belichick's girlfriend runs the show $70mil fighter jet falls off air craft carrier & a library problem The Wope! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A Horse Sized Duck Would Make You Crap Your Pants
Hour 2 of A&G features... Russia/Ukraine war continues & Trump is pissed at Putin 100 unarmed men against a gorilla UPS slashing jobs & Trump answers a cold call The morning routine! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
I'm Not Comfortable With The Idea Of Beating A Gorilla
Hour 1 of A&G features... Discussing the President all the time & Trump's townhall on NewsNation Katie Green's Headlines! The birthrate & retailers managing through tariffs Mailbag! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
If You're Gonna Pay Attention to 1 Stupid Thing This Year....
On the Monday April 28, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty One More Thing Podcast... Complete verification that Jack & Joe will be not be hired to endorse The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We Were Loose With The Term "Tramp Stamp"
Hour 4 of A&G features... Trump's meeting with Zelensky & the Wisconsin judge The tramp stamp come back! The Ukraine/Russia war Final Thoughts! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Does He Wear Panties?
Hour 3 of A&G features... Yes We Can-ada & NBA playoffs The 7 Dwarves & Jack's permanent sickness Biden's decline & the cover up The Colorado Springs raid Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
I Steal A Lot Of Office Supplies
Hour 2 of A&G features... Trump's polling numbers & the gender gap! The new "it" crop 60 Minutes on recently surfaced 9/11 evidence Jack rides in a Waymo! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Maybe Now You Have Time For A Shower!
Hour 1 of A&G features... Hot Pam Bondi & the nightclub raid in Colorado Katie Green's Headlines! Young liberal women & the erosion of the media Mailbag! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
He Likes to Tongue Kiss
Hour 4 of A&G features... Jack reveals a hidden truth... What Joe learned from the book, "Lies My Liberal Teacher Told Me". Does Jack get sick too easily and more often? Final Thoughts! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
No, Definitely Not a Sign
Hour 3 of A&G features... The new Progressivism... How to Save Harvard... More Signs of Contempt... Witnessing the Bloodbath of the Dems Party! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Beating An Ox
Hour 2 of A&G features... An oustanding edition of The China Cabinet... A significant milestone... What's happening with the Ukraine/Russia ceasefire... An unfortunate end. Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Draft. The Apology.
Hour One of the Friday April 25, 2025 edition features... A shocking assassination... Headlines... Clips of the Week... Mailbag! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Iffy Meat in The Sound Fridge
On the Thursday April 24, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty One More Thing Podcast... Jack asks about food freshness... Meanwhile, Joe is Cleaning Out the Sound Fridge, featuring: the head of the FDA, breakfast cereal and tandem-talking twins! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A Job & Erections -- That's All You Need, Son!
Hour 4 of A&G features... The term "health span" & entrepreneurs flocking to Greenland Baby turtles in Philly & the Pope's death The Iran talks Final Thoughts! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Don't Knock Over The Lube, Puppy!
Hour 3 of A&G features... Pride Puppy curriculum in our schools Real ID & farmbots! Trump in talks with Russia about ending the war Stuck Waymo & other tech issues. Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
That's The Key With Beans
Hour 2 of A&G features... Trump's approval ratings The indicators of divorce The woke accreditation agencies Drunk female mailman & the Bennifer mansion Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
I Should Check My Sloth & Horniness Index
Hour 1 of A&G features... The Russia/Ukraine war & Pride Puppy! Katie Green's Headlines! Pride Puppy & the hearing Mailbag! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oligarch Foot Rubs
On the Thursday, April 17 2025 edition of the Armstrong & Getty Extra Large Podcast, CA Congressman Kevin Kiley joins Jack & Joe to respond to the comments made by Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez & Senator Bernie Sanders during their visit to his district. Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
My Favorite Day of the Year!
On the Tuesday April 15, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty Extra Large Podcast, Tax attorney Steve Moskowitz joins Jack & Joe with some outstanding advice about benefits available to you regarding your annual tax return. Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.