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No One Wants to See Your Feet!

On the Wednesday April 23, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty One More Thing Podcast... Jack takes a dinghy around San Diego Bay.... Then, he shares the deets on his horrific return flight.  Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 23, 202513 min

Monkey Drunk!

Hour 4 of A&G features... Retired Judge Larry Goodman talks to Joe Getty! The Biden decline & Russia is burning through soldiers Grooming curriculum in kindergarten Final Thoughts! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 23, 202535 min

Dust For Prints!

Hour 3 of A&G features... Andrew "Art" Arthur talks to Joe Getty! Did JD Vance kill the Pope? A new level of anger & Harvard Hysteria!  Market dip & Trump is not firing Jerome Powell Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 23, 202535 min

You Go To Choose Your Romances Better

Hour 2 of A&G features... Jack is sick as can be & very big Lizzo news! From the world of science People love what Trump is doing with the border & the left is moving more left The "Maryland father"...  Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 23, 202535 min

They're Bleeping Bleeping Rats With Hooves!

Hour 1 of A&G features... Clarity is a little hard to find right now & one sided US universities Katie Green's Headlines! Roles for radicals, D.E.I & sexual gender talk in kindergarten Mailbag!   Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 23, 202535 min

A&G Replay Tuesday Hour Four

Featured during Hour 4 of the Tuesday April 22, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty Replay... Jobs That Can't Be Filled Coffee Lawsuit Meh to Wow Ezra Klein on Dems Blue States New Attitudes About School Closings Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 22, 202536 min

A&G Replay Tuesday Hour Three

Featured during Hour 3 of the Tuesday  April 22, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty Replay... Rand Paul's RFK Vax Speech Our Minds Are Not Ready for Tech Advances Jack can't sleep Baking Bread & S@@ T Mittens Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 22, 202536 min

A&G Replay Tuesday Hour Two

Featured during Hour 2 of the Tuesday April 22, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty Replay.. Clerks Who Talk Too Much & Bad Customer Service FLQ/Mailbag Kamala 60 Minutes Lawsuit Jack's Worst Moment/Mia Love Farewell Letter Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 22, 202537 min

A&G Replay Tuesday Hour One

Featured during Hour 1 of the Tuesday April 22, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty Replay... Katie's Korner Great Breakfast/ Ollie the Otter Murders Otters Why Do I know your Naked Ass Recession & Gov is 1/2 The Economy Stop Naming Generations/ Tik Tok Tips Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 22, 202536 min

A&G Replay Monday Hour Four

Featured during Hour 4 of the Monday April 21, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty Replay... Schumer Mocks GOP Wealth and Paying Taxes Tariffs and Cannibalism DEI Still Not Understood/ NFL AI will replace everyone...wildly inaccurate Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 21, 202536 min

A&G Replay Monday Hour Three

Featured during Hour 3 of the Monday April 21, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty Replay... Jack Teen Sex Bot Newsom on Maher BS Germany Free Speech  DMV losers Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 21, 202536 min

A&G Replay Monday Hour Two

Featured during Hour 2 of the Monday April 21, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty Replay... Mind Control is Easy Jack's Argument at the Bank Mailbag Joe's B-Day-No Milestones/Dems Dumb Fight/Pennies Which Side Are You On/ Listener Can't Hear/ Luka Not Fat Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 21, 202536 min

A&G Replay Monday Hour One

Featured during Hour 1 of the Monday, April 21, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty Replay... Dog Shoots Man & Legal Pot Woes Joe's Gladiator Confession Josh Hoover on CA Girls Sports Jack's Son's Shoes Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 21, 202536 min

You Made Everyone's Life Worse

Hour 4 of A&G features... C.O.W Clips of the Week & our perfect day Gender Bending Madness!  Dr. Oz swearing in & listeners weigh in with their perfect days Final Thoughts! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 18, 202535 min

You're Yelling At Science!

Hour 3 of A&G features... Medicaid maneuver & reforming the government Being a child star How to have the perfect day! Bizarre CIA missions Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 18, 202535 min

Wet Lips

Hour 2 of A&G features... 250 years ago tomorrow Peeps debate & Elon wants lots of kids Dying Easter potatoes & Harvard offering remedial math FSU shooting & then something to lift the mood Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 18, 202535 min

Nobody Wants To Die In A Radio Station

Hour 1 of A&G features... It's Good Friday, Jack's sick & Trump's battles Katie Green's Headlines! C.O.W. Clips of the Week & dying potatoes? Mailbag!  Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 18, 202535 min

Wanna Get Wasted Juice Boxes?

On the Thursday April 17, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty One More Thing Podcast... We have a new duty for Sleeve Boy... Joe's problem with the child prodigy... The big difference between American & posh British schools.    Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 17, 202510 min

See How It Goes, Idiot.

Hour 4 of A&G features... Elon's outlook on kids & baby making Natural birth or C-section? The case of the illegal immigrant accidentally sent to El Salvador Final Thoughts! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 17, 202535 min

So She Could Use Them As A Footstool

Hour 3 of A&G features... Bernie & AOC in Folsom going after Kevin Kiley and college life Car sales & church on Sunday Rep Kevin Kiley talks to A&G Bingo, Bango, Bongo!  Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 17, 202535 min

That's A Bunch Of Horse S

Hour 2 of A&G features... Bernie & AOC in Folsom, CA and we're headed for an oligarchy Fyre Fest 2 postponed indefinitely & "noodle boys" Lebanon reasserting dominance  Bear at the mall & AI models Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 17, 202534 min

The Commies Snuck In A Plant!

Hour 1 of A&G features... Have we been wrong about kids having cell phones? Katie Green's Headlines! Jerome Powell's warning about tariffs tanks the market Mailbag! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 17, 202535 min

Bear Fight!

Hour 4 of A&G features... The case over man "accidentally" deported The awful subway story comes around again Newsom & Bill Maher talk policy Final Thoughts! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 16, 202535 min

Don't Be A Jerk. That'd Be My Rule.

Hour 3 of A&G features... Harvard funding cuts & free speech Wink Martindale has passed LA jewelry store heist, ruling in Great Britain & OG lesbian Economic currents Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 16, 202535 min

If You Came For Flowery, You Got It!

Hour 2 of A&G features... Autism spike & RFK Jr's claim Neighbors yelling at each other Social security & federal government spending The broadstronauts took a ride Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 16, 202535 min

Not Sophisticated Enough Is Definitely My Brand

Hour 1 of A&G features... Illegal immigrant accidentally deported & men in women's sports Katie Green's Headlines!  Legal definition of a woman & is COVID over? Mailbag!  Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 16, 202534 min

Elon Didn't Tell Me

On the Tuesday April 15, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty One More Thing Podcast... The tracklist of Kanye's latest release if rather odd.... Jack's new Cybertruck faced a rear attack!   Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 15, 202512 min

Finna Get A Sandwich

Hour 4 of A&G features... Assassination culture & arson at Gov. Shapiro's house Chickstronauts or bachelorette party Space travel & mockery Final Thoughts! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 15, 202535 min

He Couldn't Cringe More

Hour 3 of A&G features... The stunt space events The rot in our education system Our tax attorney Steven Moskowitz talks to A&G Chicken jockey & teen slang Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 15, 202535 min

I Could Sell Those Toes To Someone Who Wants To Buy Toes

Hour 2 of A&G features... It's tax day & more tax myths! Elephants after the earthquake in San Diego & regurgitated toes Gender Bending Madness! Illegal immigrants & the American dream. Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 15, 202535 min

Give It Up for Wheezy Lungs!

Hour 1 of A&G features... Jack's "finna" die, what Trump is about & Rosie O'Donnell Katie Green's Headlines!  The chickstronauts reactions & tax myths!  Mailbag!  Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 15, 202535 min

Joe Brings Us a New Feature!

On the Monday April 14 edition of The Armstrong & Getty Show... Joe has a wonderful way of bringing us a new idea... Next, he harkens back to an earlier era of the show!   Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 14, 202511 min

No One Has Ever Called Me Placid

Hour 4 of A&G features... Jack might have strep throat Why we re-watch TV shows & the unhinged left The Luigi Mangione obsession Final thoughts!  Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 14, 202535 min

What Color Is The Sky In Your World?

Hour 3 of A&G features... Zelensky on 60 Minutes & Russia attacking Ukraine Joe went to The Masters! The "Chickstronauts" & Baxter the guard dog Possible clip of the year!  Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 14, 202535 min

We're Going Home, Honey!

Hour 2 of A&G features... Maher talks about visit to The White House & Trump is healthy as can be! The space landing & changes to American manufacturing Bernie makes an appearance at Coachella Woman's head reattached?! We have so many questions... Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 14, 202535 min

It's A Sexy Approach

Hour 1 of A&G features... The Masters & allergies are killing everyone Katie Green's Headlines! Famous chicks being launched into space & the rocket design... Mailbag!  Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 14, 202535 min

What's Going On Officer? I'm Just Watering These Shrubs

Hour 4 of A&G features... C.O.W. Clips of the Week & what is missing from the Weezer bassist's wife story? "You don't know because you haven't watched the Netflix series!" Kids growing up & working Final Thoughts! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 11, 202535 min

I Paid For Those Sheets!

Hour 3 of A&G features... The market reacting to tariffs & the world economy Jack can't drink out of his mug in his car Mike Lyons talks to Jack Armstrong The world's tallest mouth & Jack's attempts to break a record Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 11, 202536 min

There Can't Be 2 Funny Guys!!

Hour 2 of A&G features... David Drucker talks to Jack Armstrong An awful subway story... not for the kids! Lanhee Chen talks to Jack Armstrong How Jack & Joe met! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 11, 202536 min

I Can't Bribe A Dock Worker?!

Hour 1 of A&G features... We're not talking tariffs & mandatory company training Katie Green's Headlines! C.O.W. Clips of the Week, Jack's worst moment & the trade war Showerheads & response to company training Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 11, 202535 min

Cleanin' Out The Sound Fridge!

On the Thursday April 10, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty One More Thing Podcast... Jack & Joe are Cleanin' Out the Sound Fridge...featuring some late night humor, the heckling of Walz, a pronoun offense, a childbirth and some very fancy totes!  Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 10, 202514 min

Rex Has Fleas. Thanks For Asking.

Hour 4 of A&G features... The art of the deal & the tariff pause Career development & mind wandering Worst moment in 30 years & hope all is well alternatives Final Thoughts! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 10, 202536 min

"Underpants" Seems So Old Timey

Hour 3 of A&G features... China's tariffs on U.S. & making things here at home Coach hacks into college databases for student nudes  The public school system  Doncic scores 45 & CA politics Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 10, 202535 min

Fecal Matter Is Out Of Fashion

Hour 2 of A&G features... The horror of the DMV & being a government employee The conditions in the prison in El Salvador The American dream! Weezer bassist's wife arrested & booked on attempted murder Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 10, 202536 min

Is It A Bit Of A Urinating Contest?

Hour 1 of A&G features... The tariff pause & buy the dip! Katie Green's Headlines! Trump's tariffs & how this could be good for US Mailbag!  Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 10, 202536 min

Made in America?

On the Wednesday April 9 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty One More Thing Podcast... Jack reveals the body part that bothers him the most... What it would take to make the iPhone in the US... Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 9, 202516 min

Grunting Like Animals Is The Next Step

Hour 4 of A&G features... Bernie & AOC running the democrat party & San Quentin makeover The beef between Elon Musk & Peter Navarro The Silent Riot & the S.P.L.C. Final Thoughts! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 9, 202536 min

Coast To Coast Popcorn Throwing

Hour 3 of A&G features... Cost of iPhones made in the US & impact of tariffs Man folds a fitted sheet & DEI in the scouts Big day in college baseball & Pete Hegseth's memo The MineCraft movie issues & online dating is killing sex Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 9, 202535 min

They Make Their Own Dingoes, You Dingo.

Hour 2 of A&G features... Possible scenarios after Trump's tariffs Calling without notice & out running animals Woke Watch! Jack & computers don't mix Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 9, 202535 min

The Bag Of Bricks Or The Nazi

Hour 1 of A&G features... The China tariffs & new TikTok trend Katie Green's Headlines! Is it a dire wolf or not & the best resume ever. Mailbag! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 9, 202536 min