All Up Innes

I was watching the Denver/OKC game last night. It's crazy to think that the NBA Conference Finals will more than likely feature teams from Oklahoma City, Indianapolis, Minneapolis, New York...is this good for the league? Do other leagues need superstars to succeed? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A gentleman was caught masturbating in a shed at a Lowes. This happened in Slidell, LA! My People! Anywho, I have many questions about this whole ordeal. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I have now seen the controversial Colts schedule release video that mocked Tyreek Hill being detained. Everyone is so full of shit. Everyone talks shit. The Super Bowl halftime show was a giant diss track...yet we are offended by this? Also, I read a headline about Cam Ward not having any primetime games. Ohhh, now media people are concerned about this. They didn't seem to care about Ward the entire draft weekend when they couldn't stop talking about Deions son. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I enjoy NFL Schedule release videos. I think it's a clever way to take something mundane and make it interesting. This is why the NFL continues to win. I'm going to breakdown some schedules because I'm feeling super hackey today. Also, why are Houston teams obsessed with Bun B? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I have been seeing instagram videos of women claiming to be something they are not. It's very strange Also, I've found a new account to follow on the Gram..it's a cart girl at a golf course. She's amazing..and it's not because she's doing anything skanky. I'm just intrigued. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Saints have officially gone back to the old days.... My team will not play one primetime game this season. The other teams who won't play in primetime are the Browns and Titans. Look, I get the Saints were a throwaway franchise for many years. But had a hella good run for about 15 years. Now, we are back to hell. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The reboot of the NBA on NBC will feature many things that will make old school NBA fans feel really good. I'm kind of intrigued. Was the NBA on NBC intro better than old school Monday Night Football? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Well, MLB has reinstated Pete Rose. Why? I don't know. Many are celebrating this moment. Most of those people are on Facebook. Pete Rose has always come across as a slimy weasel and his fanbase always felt out of touch. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Well, my hometown has a sports radio opening. It's kind of sad because I don't think there would even be a chance I'd be considered for that job. I think I'd be totally content being back home. I mean, I think I would be. But, who knows? I thought I'd enjoy St. Louis.... Plus, another daily update on the Philly job. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I don't know how I ended up going down this path, but I have thoughts about true crime. Why do white people enjoy it so much? Do other racial groups enjoy true crime? Should the Menendez Brothers be set free? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

First off, I have an issue with these giant trucks that drop loose gravel all over the highway. What gives these people the right? Second, The NFL schedule will be revealed tonight. USA Today has another dreadful headline regarding the schedule. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I was reading a story about how 18-22 year old dudes are becoming full blown sports betting addicts. I can see where this stuff will consume you. I get it. But, just like any vice, you can't let the issues of some spoil the party for the rest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Well, it's day two of the Fanatic boss being back from vacation. Here's the latest on that front. Also, I share a story about getting jerked around by a radio station. I don't think I've shared this story. Perhaps I have. If so, I'm sorry. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I was reading a story about someone seeing a cockroach on a Spirit Airlines flight. That's gross. That said, I've never actually had a bad experience with Spirit. But, I've had crappy experiences at restaurants recently. Why is so service so bad? Why are people so mean? Why is the food quality shit? I've got a pretty crazy story from a wing place... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The NBA Draft Lottery is fascinating. We don't get to see how it works. All we get is the results. It's hard for me to fathom that a team with a 1.7% chance of getting the #1 pick, actually gets the #1 pick months after making the worst trade in history. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A friend of mine told me that I'm bordering on "Facebook Uncle" status as it relates to me believing that everyone is full of shit. Am I wrong? Is it wrong that I don't have faith in people? Is it wrong that I don't believe anything I see on social media? Is it wrong that I think everyone has an ulterior motive? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A dude in South Carolina was killed by a Kangaroo. Have you ever actually seen Kangaroos? The are swole, vicious killing machines. That said, the story claims this man would routinely "rough house" with the kangaroo. WTF are doing, dude? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I didn't intend on reading various stories from the USA TODAY Sports section...But, one headline got me so hot that I had to discuss it. Does anyone listen to or enjoy Rich Eisen? Why does the NFL keep screwing hometown fans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is going to sound odd, but I actually kind of feel bad for Derek Carr. I know that's not popular if you're a Saints fan. But, the Saints issues run deep. Who would you compare Derek Carr to? Carr is certainly one of those "What If" guys. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lance Mccullers Jr, he of the Houston Astros, received death threats after a poor start Saturday. Now, I'm hot saying he didn't. But, I do think we need to find out how credible these threats actually were. Idiots on social media say dumb shit all the time. Hell, I used to receive threats in the mail at WIP. That was certainly something. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's weird. When I was a kid, I believed that every game rivalry ESPN hyped up was truly important. As an adult, almost none of those rivalries mean anything to me. I don't know why that is. The Cowboys will open the season in Philadelphia. I've never seen anything like the hate Philly fans have for Dallas. It's weird and pretty one sided. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

First off, shout out to the guy who DM'ed to let me know he's listened since Philly and actually has over 40 episodes of the 790 show saved on his phone. He told me that the 790 version of the show was the best version and I'd say I agree. That actually got me thinking about what would have happened had that iteration of the show not died. I don't really have a ton of regrets, but I can circle the moment in time that I'd change in my career... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tiger Woods son didn't make the cut at the US Open. It has to be a double edged sword having a famous parent. Not just a famous parent, but a parent who is the greatest of all time. I share a few stories of being around the children of famous people. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Draymond Green is a giant asshole on the court. He knows he's an asshole. Everyone knows he's an asshole. Last night, his Warriors got throttled and after the game Draymond said he's tired of people portraying him as an angry black man. Only a first class chicken shit heel would take that angle. That's exactly what Draymond Green is...he's a chicken shit heel. He's great at it. I struggle to find another player in sports history that played this role any better. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Do you watch "Love on the Spectrum"? It's such a sweet show. Abbey, who is the breakout star, has a song out that is such a banger. I think what I enjoy most is that this show doesn't feel exploitative. It's damn near educational. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kathy from the Preston and Steve show in Philly has been let go. Why does this matter? Well, Preston and Steve is the biggest show in town and Beasley, the company that owns the station, let a member of that show go. Beasley also owns 97.5 The Fanatic. Red Flag? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A teenager in Virginia was shot and killed while playing "Ding, Dong, Ditch" . On one hand, I think kids are morons who follow the online trends and end up in bad spots. On the other hand, I was a dumb kid at one point. I've played "Ding, Dong, Ditch". Should someone die over this dumb game? Plus, dumb things we did as kids. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I whiffed big time on my NBA plays last night. Screw the Celtics. Screw the Knicks. Hell, screw em all. That said, I did say that the Thunder would do some scoring. I can't think of a sports team I like less than the Knicks. Also, while I've really been enjoying the NBA, I sports hate so many of the players. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

First off, the city of Kirkwood issued a boil water warning after I brushed my teeth. I plan on dying today. We have two stories of sexual encounters. One involves a former basketball star and one involves a guy at a mall. The lesson to be learned today is that being a horn dog makes you do some dumb ish. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you thought the constant talk about Shedeur Sanders had ended, you thought wrong my friend. Some random Jamoke from the Browns has taken the #2 and this has caused some online drama. Also, we have another story from anonymous executives who weighed in on why Sanders wasn't drafted higher. I think the answer is obvious.. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I've been posting AI images that people have been sending me related to my coming back to Philly. I also posted a picture of me holding WaWa pretzels as if to say I'm all about Philly. Clearly I'm just having a good time. I enjoy that 99% of the people get it and are laughing with me. I really love that the 1% of people view it as me being desperate for the Philly job. I know I'm not getting the job. But, it's fun to get people involved in the cause. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I know many of you dislike the NBA, but the playoffs continue to be a blast. I've got a rock solid bet for tonights Knicks/Celtics game. I'm not one to judge anyone for what they watch. If you don't like basketball you don't like it. I'm sure everyone has reasons. That said, if you've got nothing going on, watch Denver/OKC Game 2 tonight. This isn't the stale, stand around and shoot 3's bball people loathe. How sad was the Popovich press conference? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A British nursing student was murdered by her roommate...in Houston..over a cat. Why murder someone over a cat? Cats hate you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ted Cruz is fighting the good for folks to be able to find their favorite teams on TV. Let's be real, this is right wing dude fighting for right wing Boomers. Most humans can find their teams on TV. It's a pain in the ass to use so many streaming services to find games, but we make it happen. That said, I would like a world where blackouts don't exist. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A study shows that more Boomers are buying houses than millennials. USA Today asks if this is a problem. Josh says it's not because Boomer has taken a lot of shit from these young dopes for a while now. Boomer is just flexing his muscles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

First off, we have a nominee for Father of the Year.... Second, a nice listener has send us a story that provides an update on the Delco Pooper. We discuss the important things here.. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As you know, I have applied for a job at 97.5 in Philly. You also know I'm not going to get that job. But, that hasn't stopped tons of Philly people from messaging me, Tweeting me and emailing me with words of encouragement. It's really cool to read these notes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Katy Perry has been ridiculed mercilessly the last few weeks. Her tour looks terrible and of course people have drubbed her for going to space. USA Today wrote a piece about how difficult it is to be Katy Perry. Here's an idea, stop doing mockable shit. The internet sucks. We know this. But, as long as you keep doing things, you will have haters. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is the Met Gala the least relatable event ever? I get that we common folks aren't on the level of celebs. I get this. However, these are the same schmucks that tell average folks to donate more for different causes. Here's any idea, stop wearing stupid dresses at the Met Gala... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I get that many of you aren't fans of the NBA. I respect that. However, the two games last night were outstanding. The Celtics really screwed me in a major way. The OKC/Denver game was as fun a basketball game as you're going to find. I heard an absurd stat about James Harden... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Trump wants to end federal funding for NPR and PBS. To be fair, NPR is in fact biased and I don't believe the government should fund any media. That said, PBS shouldn't go away. I didn't watch PBS as a kid because we had cable. Why would I watch a stupid show about a talking Aardvark when I could watch "Double Dare"? Do kids actually learn anything from these shows? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I have applied for the 97.5 The Fanatic Philly job. I'm telling you now that I have a 0.0% chance of getting the job. Actually, I have a 0.3% chance of getting a return phone call. Would Mike Missanelli, the guy I competed with in Philly, even allow me to work on the same station? He already derailed that quest before. I truly believe I'm the only person they could hire to make any sort of noise. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The NHL and NBA playoffs have been outstanding. People on the radio in St. Louis are forgiving the Blues for blowing Game 7 to the Jets. I'm a believer that expectations can change from game to game and minute to minute. You cannot blow that game and leave the season feeling good. The Rockets laid a giant egg in Game 7. Jalen Green was a disaster. What else do the Rockets need? James Harden was a no show in Game 7 for the Clippers. Shocker. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The University of Missouri conducted a study that discovered "delusional confidence" among young adult.s This is not shocking. I find young people to be annoyingly delusional. I wish I could be like them. It must be nice to have this overinflated sense of worth. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

First off, Ross has gone crazy due to a fly being in the house. I'm not experienced in having a dog that does dog things. It's strange. Second, Busch Light Apple has officially dropped. I've never had this before. But, the entire world seems to think it's the most amazing concoction of all time. We shall see. Plus, some advice for the young bucks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

First off, did you know Toby Keith has a horse running in the Kentucky Derby? Second, and I'm aware this is a strange transition, a woman in Philly poopied on another woman's car during a road rage incident. Philly rules. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

First off, I appreciate all the great messages I've received about the 97.5 opening. Crossing Broad has posted the latest quarterly Philly sports radio ratings and WIP is destroying Fanatic. I think I have pretty good radio insight and ideas. Here is how I would approach fixing Fanatic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Gregg Popovich has retired from coaching the Spurs. Say what you will about the dude politically, but, winning 5 titles in San Antonio is one of the most remarkable accomplishments in sports history. You could argue that 5 titles in San Antonio is in fact the most remarkable accomplishment in sports history. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you believe Reddit, our Pirates Fan Friend was super hammered prior to falling 21 feet. Apparently, he was tanked, shirtless and pouring beer all over himself. Speaking of Reddit, some have suggested different rules for drinking beer at sporting events. Here's an idea, how about we stop letting the morons ruin things for the rest of us? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It is really a shame we don't get to witness a Game 7 in the Pistons/Knicks series. I enjoyed it. It was old school, scrappy, hard hitting basketball. For people who rip the NBA for being soft, this series was a throwback. Plus, I enjoy when poverty sports towns have a resurgence. That's what's happening in Detroit. Will the Rockets force a Game 7? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices