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Mike Freeman of USA Today has written a very dull, lazy story about the importance of draft picks. This story uses the Browns trading for Deshaun Watson as a cautionary tale. Yes, draft picks are important. But, I still don't think that was a bad trade. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Former LSU WR Kyren Lacy died over the weekend in an apparent suicide. It's a crappy story all the way around. I think we are in an era where we aren't teaching young people how to deal with adversity. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

USA Today may be the best when it comes to terrible, clickbait headlines. Eric Dane, star of "Grey's Anatomy" has been diagnosed with ALS. USA Today requires you to click a vague headline to find this out. Perhaps I care about this more than I should. You may think I'm a dope. That's fine. I just find it gross. Also, I find myself gross because every time I see a story about someone getting ALS or Parkinson's or MS, I think about myself being afflicted. What a tool Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ja Morant was fined for his gun celebration so he decided to change things up. Now, when he hits a three pointer, he pretends to throw a grenade. I'm not offended, I just think it looks stupid. This leads to a rant about how young kids mimic the celebrations of pro athletes and end up looking like little tool bags. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I've been listening to a podcast called " You Must Remember This" which is about the first century of Hollywood. It's fine. But, the host is a movie critic and I think movie critics are extremely self important and try to find deeper meaning where no deeper meaning exists. Sometimes a movie is just a movie. I find myself annoyed by the double standards in country music. Random, I know. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Deshaun Watson wants everyone to know that he is gonna prove his doubters wrong. He's one of these delusional people who believes that his haters are fueled by his poor play. In reality, people hate him because he's probably a serial predator. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lamar Odom says he has a sex doll made in the likeness of his ex wife, Khloe Kardashian. Understandably, Khole finds this to be off-putting. Are sex dolls all bad? More and more dudes aren't even bothering with trying to find a mate...they get the same gratification from video games and the hub. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jilly forced me to watch Pat McAfee's "Big Night Aht" last night. I admire the hell of out McAfee because he's built this mega brand and he's got a huge audience of loyal people. Also, I really find myself enjoying Shannon Sharpe's podcast...which is surprising to me. Can any other podcaster on the planet get 13,000 people in an arena for a live show? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There is a great myth that America is addicted to football. This is false. America is addicted to the NFL and to an extent college football. America doesn't care about crappy start up leagues. America doesn't care about minor league football. I'm in St. Louis, the only city that pretends to be interested. Even St. Louis is losing interest. I will share with you the reason St. Louis pretended to care in the first place... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I don't have a ton of rules as it relates to how to host a radio show or work in the media. Most things have changed so much that rules really don't exist. That said, I do have one very important rule...we don't tease breaking news and we don't tease death. We don't clickbait injury or death. It's tacky and lazy. Octavio Dotel died yesterday and local St. Louis news outlets ran headlines of "Former Cardinals Player Dies"....gotta get those clicks! I don't even know that rules really exist for broadcasters anymore. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Can we please stop whining about teams accepting or declining visits to the White House? It's nauseating and tiresome. Who cares? Here's a shocker...some dudes who play professional sports like Trump and some don't. Wow! We are a country of morons. The lack of common sense is astounding. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Damn...I can't think of a worse way for UH to lose the national championship game. I really feel bad for Kelvin...the look on his face as the game ended was so sad. I watched "One Shining Moment" and it feels different in the NIL era. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Some Jamoke in California may go to jail for a long time thanks to his part in a memorabilia scam. I'm not in favor of scamming people. But, how is it people get scammed so easily? Also, why do people want memorabilia? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I'm really happy for Kelvin Sampson and the UH Cougars. It's funny, I care more about Houston doing well in sports more than I did when I lived there. I guess I'm broken in that way. Kelvin Sampson's story is great. In the current world of NIL, it's absurd to think of what he got fired for at Indiana. Is it possible to feel a connection to college players in the NIL world? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mary Kate Cornett, the Ole Miss student who was rumored to have had an affair with her boyfriends dad, told her story to NBC. She doesn't like Pat McAfee. Seemingly, many media people don't like Pat McAfee. It's absurd the amount of hate Pat gets. Why does Pat get all this hate? The answer is pretty obvious. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A teacher in Columbus, OH attempted to pay a student to murder her husband. We breakdown the story.... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ross and I almost got taken out by a shitty driver in Kirkwood, MO. I struggle to understand how people can be such dreadful drivers. I'm still sending resume's out to radio stations and still not getting responses. It's truly baffling. What's worse about looking for work is dealing with the boobs at the unemployment office. Also, I have another Dash Tale from last weekend. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I watched the trailer for the new "Naked Gun" movie starring Liam Neeson and I'm in. You know why the trailer works?? It's brief. Which movie reboots work and which don't? Why? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I don't have a car so my Door Dashing has been limited. That said, we rented a car this weekend and took to the streets. Jilly actually joined me on the Dash. I actually had a moment where I really felt like a loser. I also made a somewhat strange delivery. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A mayor in Minot, ND has left his job because he sent a lewd video to a lady. The story is actually kind of interesting. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Opening Day is a holiday to most people across the country. It's pretty crazy that people will pay stupid sums of money to attend Opening Day when tomorrow's game will be dirt cheap. It's amazing that so no other sport has truly been able to capture the same Opening Day vibes as baseball. Astros fans are still sad about the stadium name change. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As it relates to discussing the transfer portal, most conversations lack nuance. Over 1,000 basketball players entered the portal. I'm fine with this. Let's have a nuanced talk about the portal. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I am a radio idiot who has gotten fired...a few times. I'm aware of what it takes to get unjobbed. That said, this Dan Bernstein in Chicago losing his job over a fish is truly the best unjobbing story ever. I was reading a story that blamed social media for Dan's demise. Here's a thought, blame the dumbass who is fighting with people over a FISH. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

First off, some of the podcast listeners have been bitching about a lack of episodes. I love you guys. I appreciate the interest. But, some days I don't have anything to say. Second, the new "Snow White" movie was a bomb...you know, perhaps don't be hyper political and maybe your film will have a shot. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jilly was telling me about some story that said the women's basketball tournament is more interesting than the mens...is it? Men's college basketball is a snooze and most people can't name a handful of players. The WVU mens basketball coach left for Indiana and he's catching some hell from WVU fans...I feel like I can sort of relate. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jilly and I spent Movie and Mexican Tuesday seeing a film called "The Monkey"... It was actually not bad. I enjoyed it. There was a woman in the theater who actually made the movie experience even better. I saw a study that claims 20% of kids use their phones in the theater. Id assume the number is higher. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I wish I got as excited about March Madness as I did when I was a kid. For whatever reason, the tournament just doesn't really do anything for me anymore. I guess that's part of getting older. I was reading a story about how the SEC is going to have a let down in the tourney...well, they have 14 teams in the dance...some of them will lose. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I stopped reading the "For You" tab on Twitter and I notice a change in the content of the podcast. Do you think it's a good change? There is a radio host in Chicago who went off on social media and now he's suspended. These old school media guys have totally lost their minds in the era of social media. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We had a massive storm roll through the region on Friday. It was pretty gnarly and I was actually somewhat worried. Our internet went out so I was forced to find DVD's to watch. I don't have many DVD's. I got a random call from a Philly listener. I have no clue how this guy had my number..but it was totally random. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

First off, we have a heartwarming story of a Houston embalmer who cut the penis off a corpse... From there, we transition to the story of Coleman Hawkins. He who is a college basketball who transferred from Illinois to Kansas State because he got "the bag". Apparently he got $2 million to play at K-State. They've been bounced from the conference tournament and Hawkins cried at his locker while discussing the situation. I have no issue with college players getting paid. However, the people who have been loudest in supporting these young dudes getting big checks, never seem to think of the downside...and there is a downside. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listener Cole, who is a radio dude himself, poses an interesting question about 'Theater Of The Mind" in Radio. I share some stories and some thoughts on being real versus being full of shit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Anthony or 'Opie and Anthony" is back on radio and just got a syndication deal. I love old school radio guys. I love talking with them. I love hearing the stories. I grew up admiring O&A so I think it's bad ass that Anthony, the talent of the duo, is back in the game. This leads me to talking about some of my encounters with famous radio people. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apparently there is a new R. Kelly song and people are debating if it's AI or if he actually recorded this in prison. The gist of this episode centers around living your gimmick. Look at people like Angel Reese. They all want to be big and bad until people are critical...then they enjoy playing victim. Let Draymond Green be your guide...this dude never breaks his A-Hole character and I kind of respect it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Look, I'm aware it's kind of lazy. But, I've been to a good number of the MLB stadiums and I have some thoughts. Sue me. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A guy who had been on the air for 32 years in Kansas City was given the opportunity to do a final show. You don't get that very often in this business. I actually aspire to be in a place that long. There is another job opening in Houston...but I don't think it's one I can get. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today is one of those days I feel like rantings about dipshits on the internet. What's funny is I don't really care about what people say about me. It is what it is. I just really, really hate sports team fan groups on Twitter. Today, a random Kentucky Basketball Twitter account has drawn my ire. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After seeing Angel Reese intimate that the WNBA players will strike if they don't get what they want, I find myself baffled by people not realizing they aren't that important. We are in this era where everyone believes they are worth more than they are. Why? What has caused this overinflated sense of self? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I am of the belief that there has to be some sort of scientific breakdown of why we drink beer faster when sitting outside. It appears I'm on a Door Dash pitch count....our Dash Mobile may have finally died. I randomly veer off into a discussion about being bad with money. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I'm in one of those moods today. I heard really lazy radio this morning and now I'm enraged. I am starting to become resigned to the fact that my days as a radio dude may be over. I'm not saying this to be dramatic, but it's becoming more and more likely that it's over. This leads me to talk about how I may be the most ghosted dude in radio history. I've got some stories. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A dude who killed two people has chosen death by firing squad. This is a rare thing in America. This leads to a discussion about redemption, hope and heaven. Odd, I know. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I've been told by a listener that I talk too much about Door Dash. Well, that's what's going on in my life. That said, I made my most random delivery to date. I got paid more money for this delivery than any other. Plus, I did something while Door Dashing that is truly one of the dumbest things I've ever done. It's a doozy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yesterday I was able to deliver my favorite Door Dash treat yet. USA Today has a front page sports story about freaking Pete Rose. Why? Somehow this leads me down the path of discussing idiots on Twitter who fight on behalf of athletes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Some people are not pleased with the Oscars omitting certain actors from the In Memoriam segment. I'm intrigued by the selection process. Is it like March Madness? Do they look at resumes to determine who makes the cut? The Gene Hackman death is certainly strange. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Donald Trump is going to pardon Pete Rose. For what? Who knows. You know, it seems that the Pete Rose topic no longer a Mt. Rushmore sports radio topic...and that's a good thing. How can people discuss athletes they never saw play? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After one full week of Door Dashing, I feel comfortable saying that this is a far better alternative to working a crappy part time job. I have a buddy who is on the fence about trying to Door Dash. Put the pride aside and go make a few bucks! I share a few tales from the road. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

First off, I have another Door Dash update. Second, there was a media fight at the NFL Combine. This NFL Media fight was nothing compared to Seth v. Innes. A day I could have died. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Michelle Trachtenberg and Gene Hackman have died. First off, Michelle was in "Euro Trip" which was a fine film. It's better than "Road Trip". Second, I go off on some random radio tangent that has zero to do with Michelle Trachtenberg...I am sorry. What happened to Gene Hackman? NOTE: This Was Supposed To Have Dropped on Thursday..somehow it didn't. So It may be a little dated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I've got an update on the Dasher Mobile... Actually, I feel like the Dasher Mobile needs a fun name. I've got a few funny stories from Door Dashing. You know, I was really judgmental of this whole Door Dashing thing, but it's not that bad. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Let me tell you, Tuesday was a true day of calamities. Allow me to explain... Also, here's some advice from ol' Uncle Josh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I enjoy the number of Eagles fans who virtue signaled over the Eagles turning down the offer to visit the White House, only to find out they haven't been invited and would attend if invited. Steve Smith Sr. hooked up with some dudes wife. The only reason we know this is because the chicks husband cucked himself. I've got one of the most self absorbed media tweets I've ever seen... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices