All Up Innes

The NBA Draft Lottery is fascinating. We don't get to see how it works. All we get is the results. It's hard for me to fathom that a team with a 1.7% chance of getting the #1 pick, actually gets the #1 pick months after making the worst trade in history. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A friend of mine told me that I'm bordering on "Facebook Uncle" status as it relates to me believing that everyone is full of shit. Am I wrong? Is it wrong that I don't have faith in people? Is it wrong that I don't believe anything I see on social media? Is it wrong that I think everyone has an ulterior motive? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A dude in South Carolina was killed by a Kangaroo. Have you ever actually seen Kangaroos? The are swole, vicious killing machines. That said, the story claims this man would routinely "rough house" with the kangaroo. WTF are doing, dude? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I didn't intend on reading various stories from the USA TODAY Sports section...But, one headline got me so hot that I had to discuss it. Does anyone listen to or enjoy Rich Eisen? Why does the NFL keep screwing hometown fans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is going to sound odd, but I actually kind of feel bad for Derek Carr. I know that's not popular if you're a Saints fan. But, the Saints issues run deep. Who would you compare Derek Carr to? Carr is certainly one of those "What If" guys. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lance Mccullers Jr, he of the Houston Astros, received death threats after a poor start Saturday. Now, I'm hot saying he didn't. But, I do think we need to find out how credible these threats actually were. Idiots on social media say dumb shit all the time. Hell, I used to receive threats in the mail at WIP. That was certainly something. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's weird. When I was a kid, I believed that every game rivalry ESPN hyped up was truly important. As an adult, almost none of those rivalries mean anything to me. I don't know why that is. The Cowboys will open the season in Philadelphia. I've never seen anything like the hate Philly fans have for Dallas. It's weird and pretty one sided. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

First off, shout out to the guy who DM'ed to let me know he's listened since Philly and actually has over 40 episodes of the 790 show saved on his phone. He told me that the 790 version of the show was the best version and I'd say I agree. That actually got me thinking about what would have happened had that iteration of the show not died. I don't really have a ton of regrets, but I can circle the moment in time that I'd change in my career... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tiger Woods son didn't make the cut at the US Open. It has to be a double edged sword having a famous parent. Not just a famous parent, but a parent who is the greatest of all time. I share a few stories of being around the children of famous people. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Draymond Green is a giant asshole on the court. He knows he's an asshole. Everyone knows he's an asshole. Last night, his Warriors got throttled and after the game Draymond said he's tired of people portraying him as an angry black man. Only a first class chicken shit heel would take that angle. That's exactly what Draymond Green is...he's a chicken shit heel. He's great at it. I struggle to find another player in sports history that played this role any better. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Do you watch "Love on the Spectrum"? It's such a sweet show. Abbey, who is the breakout star, has a song out that is such a banger. I think what I enjoy most is that this show doesn't feel exploitative. It's damn near educational. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kathy from the Preston and Steve show in Philly has been let go. Why does this matter? Well, Preston and Steve is the biggest show in town and Beasley, the company that owns the station, let a member of that show go. Beasley also owns 97.5 The Fanatic. Red Flag? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A teenager in Virginia was shot and killed while playing "Ding, Dong, Ditch" . On one hand, I think kids are morons who follow the online trends and end up in bad spots. On the other hand, I was a dumb kid at one point. I've played "Ding, Dong, Ditch". Should someone die over this dumb game? Plus, dumb things we did as kids. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I whiffed big time on my NBA plays last night. Screw the Celtics. Screw the Knicks. Hell, screw em all. That said, I did say that the Thunder would do some scoring. I can't think of a sports team I like less than the Knicks. Also, while I've really been enjoying the NBA, I sports hate so many of the players. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

First off, the city of Kirkwood issued a boil water warning after I brushed my teeth. I plan on dying today. We have two stories of sexual encounters. One involves a former basketball star and one involves a guy at a mall. The lesson to be learned today is that being a horn dog makes you do some dumb ish. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you thought the constant talk about Shedeur Sanders had ended, you thought wrong my friend. Some random Jamoke from the Browns has taken the #2 and this has caused some online drama. Also, we have another story from anonymous executives who weighed in on why Sanders wasn't drafted higher. I think the answer is obvious.. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I've been posting AI images that people have been sending me related to my coming back to Philly. I also posted a picture of me holding WaWa pretzels as if to say I'm all about Philly. Clearly I'm just having a good time. I enjoy that 99% of the people get it and are laughing with me. I really love that the 1% of people view it as me being desperate for the Philly job. I know I'm not getting the job. But, it's fun to get people involved in the cause. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I know many of you dislike the NBA, but the playoffs continue to be a blast. I've got a rock solid bet for tonights Knicks/Celtics game. I'm not one to judge anyone for what they watch. If you don't like basketball you don't like it. I'm sure everyone has reasons. That said, if you've got nothing going on, watch Denver/OKC Game 2 tonight. This isn't the stale, stand around and shoot 3's bball people loathe. How sad was the Popovich press conference? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A British nursing student was murdered by her roommate...in Houston..over a cat. Why murder someone over a cat? Cats hate you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ted Cruz is fighting the good for folks to be able to find their favorite teams on TV. Let's be real, this is right wing dude fighting for right wing Boomers. Most humans can find their teams on TV. It's a pain in the ass to use so many streaming services to find games, but we make it happen. That said, I would like a world where blackouts don't exist. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A study shows that more Boomers are buying houses than millennials. USA Today asks if this is a problem. Josh says it's not because Boomer has taken a lot of shit from these young dopes for a while now. Boomer is just flexing his muscles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

First off, we have a nominee for Father of the Year.... Second, a nice listener has send us a story that provides an update on the Delco Pooper. We discuss the important things here.. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As you know, I have applied for a job at 97.5 in Philly. You also know I'm not going to get that job. But, that hasn't stopped tons of Philly people from messaging me, Tweeting me and emailing me with words of encouragement. It's really cool to read these notes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Katy Perry has been ridiculed mercilessly the last few weeks. Her tour looks terrible and of course people have drubbed her for going to space. USA Today wrote a piece about how difficult it is to be Katy Perry. Here's an idea, stop doing mockable shit. The internet sucks. We know this. But, as long as you keep doing things, you will have haters. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is the Met Gala the least relatable event ever? I get that we common folks aren't on the level of celebs. I get this. However, these are the same schmucks that tell average folks to donate more for different causes. Here's any idea, stop wearing stupid dresses at the Met Gala... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I get that many of you aren't fans of the NBA. I respect that. However, the two games last night were outstanding. The Celtics really screwed me in a major way. The OKC/Denver game was as fun a basketball game as you're going to find. I heard an absurd stat about James Harden... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Trump wants to end federal funding for NPR and PBS. To be fair, NPR is in fact biased and I don't believe the government should fund any media. That said, PBS shouldn't go away. I didn't watch PBS as a kid because we had cable. Why would I watch a stupid show about a talking Aardvark when I could watch "Double Dare"? Do kids actually learn anything from these shows? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I have applied for the 97.5 The Fanatic Philly job. I'm telling you now that I have a 0.0% chance of getting the job. Actually, I have a 0.3% chance of getting a return phone call. Would Mike Missanelli, the guy I competed with in Philly, even allow me to work on the same station? He already derailed that quest before. I truly believe I'm the only person they could hire to make any sort of noise. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The NHL and NBA playoffs have been outstanding. People on the radio in St. Louis are forgiving the Blues for blowing Game 7 to the Jets. I'm a believer that expectations can change from game to game and minute to minute. You cannot blow that game and leave the season feeling good. The Rockets laid a giant egg in Game 7. Jalen Green was a disaster. What else do the Rockets need? James Harden was a no show in Game 7 for the Clippers. Shocker. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The University of Missouri conducted a study that discovered "delusional confidence" among young adult.s This is not shocking. I find young people to be annoyingly delusional. I wish I could be like them. It must be nice to have this overinflated sense of worth. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

First off, Ross has gone crazy due to a fly being in the house. I'm not experienced in having a dog that does dog things. It's strange. Second, Busch Light Apple has officially dropped. I've never had this before. But, the entire world seems to think it's the most amazing concoction of all time. We shall see. Plus, some advice for the young bucks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

First off, did you know Toby Keith has a horse running in the Kentucky Derby? Second, and I'm aware this is a strange transition, a woman in Philly poopied on another woman's car during a road rage incident. Philly rules. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

First off, I appreciate all the great messages I've received about the 97.5 opening. Crossing Broad has posted the latest quarterly Philly sports radio ratings and WIP is destroying Fanatic. I think I have pretty good radio insight and ideas. Here is how I would approach fixing Fanatic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Gregg Popovich has retired from coaching the Spurs. Say what you will about the dude politically, but, winning 5 titles in San Antonio is one of the most remarkable accomplishments in sports history. You could argue that 5 titles in San Antonio is in fact the most remarkable accomplishment in sports history. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you believe Reddit, our Pirates Fan Friend was super hammered prior to falling 21 feet. Apparently, he was tanked, shirtless and pouring beer all over himself. Speaking of Reddit, some have suggested different rules for drinking beer at sporting events. Here's an idea, how about we stop letting the morons ruin things for the rest of us? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It is really a shame we don't get to witness a Game 7 in the Pistons/Knicks series. I enjoyed it. It was old school, scrappy, hard hitting basketball. For people who rip the NBA for being soft, this series was a throwback. Plus, I enjoy when poverty sports towns have a resurgence. That's what's happening in Detroit. Will the Rockets force a Game 7? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

First off, I'm shocked more people don't fall out of the stands at sporting events. Second, I'm not convinced our friend here fell. The video makes me think he may have jumped. But, why would he? It's weird. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Rockets came out to hoop last night. It got a little dicey in the 4th, but they throttled the Warriors. Jalen Green cost me a parlay....he is now on the no bet list. Can they go to San Fran and win game 6? Did the Warriors concede the game early? I'm beyond tired of Steve Kerr and Draymond whining. If I'm a Mavericks fan, do I take joy in watching the Lakers lose? I think the Mavericks are actually in an okay spot. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I started this episode with intentions of talking about something else... Somehow, I ended up discussing the films of Jack Black. I'm gonna be real...this Celsius is something What films are on Jack Black's Mt. Rushmore? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Well, 97.5 The Fanatic in Philly has posted a job opening. I asked listeners if I should apply and it's a resounding "yes". I'm going to read you the job posting and ask if you think I'm qualified for this job. I'm not telling you I should get this job. I'm not telling you I want this job. I'm telling you I should be considered for any sports radio gig that's open in Philly. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Steven Spielberg has named "The Godfather" the greatest American movie of all time. I've never watched it in its entirety. I take a look at the AFI Top 100 movies list to see how many I've seen. I went to see the new Cheech and Chong movie and I enjoyed it. Plus, someone finally got fed up with the rude St. Louis moviegoers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An idiot fan of the St. Louis Battlehawks got slapped by a player. Why are fans so emboldened to be morons? Tyrese Haliburton's dad ran on the court to talk shit to Giannis after the game last night. I'm pro player when it comes to fan/players having altercations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After seeing a headline about Shedeur Sanders in today's USA Today, I find myself needing to vent on the state of news media. I don't understand how anyone has any trust for these people. It has nothing to do with trump or "fake news" or any of that. I just don't understand how people don't see what they are doing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Are people who get scammed by fake celebrities arrogant or stupid? This is the question I ask anytime I see a story about some woman who thinks she's in an online relationship with a celebrity. That said, this one is a doozy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bomani Jones has delivered the best take on the Shedeur Sanders drama. It's spectacular. We break it down here. I've always respected Bomani because he did something for me that I'll always appreciate. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

My Buddy AJ Hoffman posted something on Twitter that I found amusing. Basically, he challenged sports writer Clarence Hill to stop being full of shit. What incentive does anyone have to stop being full of shit? When guys turn down White House visits, do we believe they are doing so for themselves or for fear of social media backlash? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Rockets lost to the Warriors and their season is more than likely over. They lost because they can't make free throws. It's truly astounding when professional players shoot 63% from the line. Is Jalen Green a star? It's debatable. Ime made a major 4th quarter coaching blunder that I believe cost them mightily. I've got an NBA bet for Tuesday night. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What I've learned in my years of doing media is that there is a shocking number people who just don't get sarcasm. What I've learned in recent years is if someone is super political, they really, really don't get sarcasm Why is this? What caused this? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I've got multiple death stories from the St. Louis area that are strange. The first involves and old man and his wife. The second is very "Final Destination" like.... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We've got a big Rockets/Warriors game tonight. Can the Rockets bounce back? Can Jalen Green score more than 18.5 points? Can the Rockets score more than 99.5 points? I know the NBA regular season sucks...but the playoffs have been outstanding. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices