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S2 Ep 12The Unexamined Life
Why are you making the comedy choices you are making? TODAY'S QUESTION: Dearest doctors, my favorite podcasters are three guys who love each other and love to make fun of each other. Lately they've been making lots of jokes about about marrying each other or having sex with each other... I don't think they're homophobic or being mean, but it's def homoerotic and I'm gay and they're straight and sometimes it all makes me feel some sort of way. Boys in high school would make the same jokes but then act grossed out by it and I would feel soooo not good. This sends me back to those feelings. It's not actually bad, but not good either, you know? Do you have any advice for not taking stuff like that so personally? I know my podcast buddies are good guys and I don't want to feel this away. Hi-T LINKS Vote for the winning advice! (Poll opens at 10am) See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, May 30th with Zach Peterson, Laura Peek, and Leah Althoff! Follow us for show dates and more: Adam Cayton-Holland • Ben Roy • Andrew Orvedahl • The Grawlix Support this podcast on Patreon to get ad-free episodes, bonus videos, exclusive merch, birthday shout-outs and more. Got a question? Email us: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S2 Ep 11Tips for the Lovelorn
Newly single? Let’s go! TODAY'S QUESTION: Hi friends, I am currently going through a break-up after being together for 2 years (living together for 1). We are on great terms and there is still so much love between the two of us. My life has been flipped upside down but I'm doing well given the circumstances. Do you have any advice on navigating through this? Thx <3 LINKS Vote for the winning advice! (Poll opens at 10am) See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, May 30th with Zach Peterson and Laura Peek! Follow us for show dates and more: Adam Cayton-Holland • Ben Roy • Andrew Orvedahl • The Grawlix Support this podcast on Patreon to get ad-free episodes, bonus videos, exclusive merch, birthday shout-outs and more. Got a question? Email us: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S2 Ep 10How Do I Wife Up Andrew?
A listener yearns for the keys to fair Andrew's heart TODAY'S QUESTION We know how to fuck Ben. We know how to kill Adam. So how does one go about marrying Andrew? LINKS Vote for the winning advice! (Poll opens at 10am) See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, March 28th with Kristen Toomey and Bailey Tyler! Follow us for show dates and more: Adam Cayton-Holland • Ben Roy • Andrew Orvedahl • The Grawlix Support this podcast on Patreon to get ad-free episodes, bonus videos, exclusive merch, birthday shout-outs and more. Got a question? Email us: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S2 Ep 9Uncle Windfall: How to Spend an Unexpected Inheritance
A listener needs the boys advice for spending a surprise $27K. TODAY'S QUESTION: Dear comedic counselors, My uncle didn't have any kids of his own. When he died last month, he left me $26,800 in his will. Total surprise. I thought he was broke. What should I do with the money? You said you wanted shorter letters, Dinah P.S. I'm in my thirties, I rent my apartment, and I have no debt. I drink but don't do drugs (anymore). P.S.2. If you write extra stuff after your name, it doesn't affect the word count, right? LINKS Vote for the winning advice! (Poll opens at 10am) See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, March 28th with Kristen Toomey and Bailey Tyler! Follow us for show dates and more: Adam Cayton-Holland • Ben Roy • Andrew Orvedahl • The Grawlix Support this podcast on Patreon to get ad-free episodes, bonus videos, exclusive merch, birthday shout-outs and more. Got a question? Email us: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S2 Ep 7Go Easy on Ol’ Benny Boy
A listener (Ben?) begs Andrew and Adam to retract their claws. TODAY'S QUESTION:Dear Ben and the other two, Every week, I have a great time catching up with this group of 3 guys who've been friends for a really long time. However, lately, I've become worried about their friendship dynamic. Because they've been friends for so long, they've become quite accustomed to giving each other a hard time and it used to feel like harmless fun. But lately, I've noticed that two of the friends (let's call them the old one and the pretentious one) have been teaming up to go after the other one (let's call him the cool one) about things like how great he is at Brazilian Jiu Jitsu or how sexy he looks in leather pants. They've even gone so far as to spread preposterous, malicious rumors about him, like that he's the "King of piss-play" or that he was a member of the American alternative rock band Dishwalla. Now to any impartial observer, it's easy to see that the old one and the pretentious one are lashing out at the cool one because they're jealous of his many incredible talents, but instead of putting in the work to try and get on his level, they just sit around and jerk off each other's little dinks all the time. So, I'm just wondering if I should speak up and call out the abhorrent behavior of the old one and the pretentious one in some way? Or should I stay out of it and let things run their course knowing that one day, the whole world will finally appreciate the greatness of the cool one and the other two will slowly wither away into obscurity and shuffle off this mortal coil with jealousy in their hearts and profound regrets in their souls? Anyway, first time writer, long time listener. Thanks for taking my question! -Stetson B. LINKS Vote for the winning advice! (Poll opens at 10am) See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, March 28th with Kristen Toomey and Sami Beason! Follow us for show dates and more: Adam Cayton-Holland • Ben Roy • Andrew Orvedahl • The Grawlix Support this podcast on Patreon to get ad-free episodes, bonus videos, exclusive merch, birthday shout-outs and more. Got a question? Email us: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S2 Ep 7Guinness World Records: How to Make Your Kid Famous
TODAY'S QUESTION: Hey Grawlix, why not help a 12 year old boy come up with a way to get into the Guinness Book of World Records? LINKS Vote for the winning advice! (Poll opens at 10am) See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, March 28th with Kristen Toomey and Sami Beason! Follow us for show dates and more: Adam Cayton-Holland • Ben Roy • Andrew Orvedahl • The Grawlix Got a question? Email us: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Boi Crazy: Olympic Figure Skaters
bonusThe boys are crazy for those Olympian hunks on ice! After Adam revealed his deep knowledge of men's Olympic figure skating, we didn't really have a choice—it was time to get back in the lab to analyze some frosty hunks. Click here to support our scientific research (and get the rest of this episode) by joining our Patreon! We'll be back next week with a new episode of Advice Fight! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S2 Ep 6Quad God: How to Have a Legendary 40th Birthday
How to Have a Legendary 40th Birthday. TODAY'S QUESTION: Paging Dr. Hot Boiz, As three of the coolest over-40 dads on the block, your expertise is needed: what is a legendary way for me to celebrate my upcoming 40th birthday? I could tell you all about myself to help make your answers relevant… but you guys are the experts! I trust whatever plans you throw my way. Sincerely,The Birthday Boy LINKS Vote for your favorite advice, watch bonus videos and more on our Patreon page! See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, March 28th with Kristen Toomey and Sami Beason! Follow us for show dates and more: Adam Cayton-Holland • Ben Roy • Andrew Orvedahl • The Grawlix Got a question? Email us: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S2 Ep 5Mama's Got A Brand New Bag: How To Get Your Groove Back, Guilt-Free
How To Get Your Groove Back, Guilt-Free. TODAY'S QUESTION: Hey guys! I am in need of some advice, but it's a little heavy. So, my son just turned 21. He is on the spectrum. He's high-functioning but needs a lot of support and attention throughout the day and can not safely live by himself. I've devoted the last 21 years of my life to supporting, raising, and advocating for him. I'm super proud of him and love being his mom, but pretty soon, it's going to be time to start living my own life again. I have recently started the process of finding day services and a home with a provider for him. So, there are two parts to this: 1. How do I ignore how guilty I feel? 2. How do I get my groove back? As always, I'd like to stay anonymous, so it's all good to share as much or as little of the info as u want. Also, I know it's not a fun topic and that I already got a turn, so it's all good if ya wanna skip it🙂 As always, thanks for all the laughs! LINKS Vote for your favorite advice, watch bonus videos and more on our Patreon page! See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, March 28th with Kristen Toomey and Sami Beason! Follow us for show dates and more: Adam Cayton-Holland • Ben Roy • Andrew Orvedahl • The Grawlix Got a question? Email us: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S2 Ep 4How to Dispose of a Body: Making a Plan For Your Magnificent Corpse
Making a plan for your magnificent corpse. TODAY'S QUESTION: "I wanted to seek some advice from the boiz about handling some end of life details. Thankfully, this is not something I'm eminently expecting. But, I was forced to grapple with this question earlier this year after a cancer scare. While on that note, let me suggest an old school grawlix challenge: Get a Colonoscopy. I put mine off despite some really awful family history with digestive system cancers. I finally came to my senses and got it done, and did so just in time. "Anyway, amongst the things I was forced to reckon with was that I didn't really know what I wanted done with my body. All I really knew is that I didn't want to be buried. I find it overly expensive process and ultimately a waste of land to store a body that I no longer have a use for, nor do I need. In my mind cremation was the probably the easiest, and best way to get rid of my body. I then thought of asking that my ashes be spread in glacier Park from a peak I loved hiking up, but that's starting to feel like a burdensome side quest to force on a loved one. I also realized that for family who may want something local to remember me by, that would not be particularly easy. "So, what should I request be done with my body once I'm gone? Obviously, your advice is legally binding and thus I'll be updating any required documents forthwith. Sincerely, -Sheldon" LINKS Vote for your favorite advice, watch bonus videos and more on our Patreon page! See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, March 28th with Kristen Toomey and Sami Beason! Follow us for show dates and more: Adam Cayton-Holland • Ben Roy • Andrew Orvedahl • The Grawlix Got a question? Email us: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S2 Ep 3Welcome to Snorth Dakota: When Your Partner Blames Your Snoring For Everything.
When your partner blames your snoring for everything. TODAY'S QUESTION: Dearest Not Doctors, Love the pod, need your help. Here's the deal: I snore and I think it's ruining my marriage? I've done a sleep study and I don't have any medical issues like sleep apnea, so using a CPAP machine is off the table. Sleeping in a separate bedroom is also not an option because we can't afford another bedroom. Sleeping on the couch isn't either, because apparently I snore loud enough that it wakes her up in the other room. My partner wakes up tired every day and lately my snoring gets blamed for anything that goes wrong. If she forgets a task at work? Misses an exit on the highway while driving? It's all because of my snoring. She tried wearing ear plugs, but they fall out. I've snored my entire life, so my partner's complaints feel like an attack on something I can't change, like my eye color or my voice. It really bums me out. I am well rested, so I feel super guilty about that too. I want her to feel good and be happy. I want to feel good and be happy. What should I do? I know this is a tough one, so bad answers are welcome. At least laughing about my situation might be nice. Jenna from Snorth Dakota LINKS See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, January 31st with Dave Hill and Mikel Nordstrom! Follow us for show dates and more: Adam Cayton-Holland • Ben Roy • Andrew Orvedahl • The Grawlix Got a question? Email us: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S2 Ep 2Jurassic Pants: What Should I Do With My Dad's "Sexy" Leather Pants?
EWhat to do when your father bequeaths you his sexy leather britches. TODAY'S QUESTION: Dear Grawlix, My boomer dad recently gave me a pair of black leather pants that he had custom made for himself many decades ago. They no longer fit him. Sadly, they do fit me. He made a crude joke when he handed them over about how much “tail” I’d get when I wear them. I’m happily married. Gross. I want nothing to do with my dad’s “sexy” pants but he appears to genuinely love them and I suspect would be very upset were I to “disappear” them. How do I get rid of these pants? Signed,- Pleat the fifth P.S. I considered sending a picture of me in the pants but chickened out. Sorry. The internet’s forever. LINKS: See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, January 31st with Dave Hill and Mikel Nordstrom! Follow us for show dates and more: Adam Cayton-Holland • Ben Roy • Andrew Orvedahl • The Grawlix Got a question? Email us: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S2 Ep 1The Zoomies: How To Cope With Unfunny Coworkers
What to do when your regularly scheduled work Zoom meeting turns into a bad open mic. Dear Advice Fight, I have a daily work meeting in the morning where my colleagues are insufferable: They think they’re funny and they’re just NOT. This is a virtual daily meeting of regional executives, and as you might guess, the men are the worst offenders. I’ve brought it up to others who attend this meeting and hear the excuse, “oh, you know they’ve had a tough year. They just use dark humor to cope.” I’ve learned through this meeting that dark humor has to be funny! Otherwise it’s just a cover for bad behaviors and opinions. Oh, you think “the wife” is just there to keep you from working on your car, Todd?? Violence and destitute people are hilarious, Larry?? They also try to needle each other constantly and just sound cringe and rude. I can’t take it anymore, and I’m wondering how to fight fire with fire without getting fired? Or maybe I should just grin and bear it? Dissociate for an hour each morning? You tell me. Thanks as always! Ruth (Names in body of the email are fictional and stupid for emphasis) LINKS: See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, January 31st with Dave Hill and Mikel Nordstrom! Follow us for show dates and more: Adam Cayton-Holland • Ben Roy • Andrew Orvedahl • The Grawlix Got a question? Email us: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Best of 2025: Golden Opportunities
bonusIn 2025, we gave advice to 40 different people—saving lives, one fight at a time. But which episode was the best? Well, we asked our Patreon community to vote for their favorite episode of 2025. This is their top choice! We're taking a little holiday break, but never fear, we'll be back soon with a brand new season of Advice Fight! LINKS: Follow us for show dates and more: Adam Cayton-Holland • Ben Roy • Andrew Orvedahl • The Grawlix Support this podcast on Patreon to get ad-free episodes, bonus videos, exclusive merch, birthday shout-outs and more. Got a question? Email us: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Boi Crazy: Toys
bonusThe boys are crazy for the hunkiest toys in history! Adam, Ben, and Andrew scour the recesses of their memory — and their memory of recesses — to determine which toys have the most hunkitude. Click here to watch and listen to this special episode of Toi Crazy! LINKS: Follow us for show dates and more: Adam Cayton-Holland • Ben Roy • Andrew Orvedahl • The Grawlix Support this podcast on Patreon to get ad-free episodes, bonus videos, exclusive merch, birthday shout-outs and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S1 Ep 4040: Christmas Riffs
WARNING: This episode (even more so than all of the others) might not be for children! The boys attempt to help a parent on the cusp of having the Santa talk. But this is the 2025 championship fight, so instead the boys attempt to club each other to death in a field. CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR THIS WEEK'S WINNER (Poll opens at 10am Mountain Time) UPCOMING SHOWS: See Andrew hosting The Narrators at Buntport Theater in Denver on December 17th! See Ben's band Arson Charge at the Hi-Dive in Denver on December 19th! See Adam at Comedy Fort in Fort Collins, Colorado on December 19th-20th! Get last-minute holiday gifts from Andrew's tabletop game company, Occupied Hex! See Ben at the Denver Comedy Underground on December 26th, 27th, and 31st! See Adam in Cleveland, Ohio on Jan. 9th and Cincinnati on Jan. 10th! See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, January 31st with Dave Hill and Mikel Nordstrom! LINKS: Follow us for show dates and more: Adam Cayton-Holland • Ben Roy • Andrew Orvedahl • The Grawlix Support this podcast on Patreon to get ad-free episodes, bonus videos, exclusive merch, birthday shout-outs and more. Got a question? Email us: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S1 Ep 3939: My Brother's Keeper
Earnestness Horn! Today’s episode is a heavy one. A listener needs advice on dealing with a sibling experiencing illness—and the rapidly approaching reality that they may soon become their sibling's sole caretaker. CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR THIS WEEK'S WINNER (Poll opens at 10am Mountain Time) UPCOMING SHOWS: See Andrew at Gnarly's in Golden, Colorado on December 12th! See Ben at Cumston Hall in Monmouth, Maine on December 13th! See Andrew at Level 7 Games in Englewood, Colorado on December 14th! See Adam at Comedy Fort in Fort Collins, Colorado on December 19th-20th! See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, January 31st with Dave Hill and Mikel Nordstrom! LINKS: Follow us for show dates and more: Adam Cayton-Holland • Ben Roy • Andrew Orvedahl • The Grawlix Support this podcast on Patreon to get ad-free episodes, bonus videos, exclusive merch, birthday shout-outs and more. Got a question? Email us: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S1 Ep 3838: Thugless Bounty
Cell phone usage is an epidemic. Just ask Ben Roy (if you can get his attention). So when an English teacher writes in asking for advice for dealing with mobile-device-distracted students, Andrew and Adam pounce. CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR THIS WEEK'S WINNER (Poll opens at 10am Mountain Time) UPCOMING SHOWS: See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, January 31st with Dave Hill and Mikel Nordstrom! See Ben headlining in Northern California—Chico, Sacramento, and Berkeley—on December 4th-6th! See Andrew at Gnarly's in Golden, Colorado on December 12th! See Andrew at Level 7 Games in Englewood, Colorado on December 14th! LINKS: Follow us for show dates and more: Adam Cayton-Holland • Ben Roy • Andrew Orvedahl • The Grawlix Support this podcast on Patreon to get ad-free episodes, bonus videos, exclusive merch, birthday shout-outs and more. Got a question? Email us: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S1 Ep 3737: Laundry Gate
A college freshman turns to Advice Fight when a dorm-wide group chat turns toxic over shenanigans in the laundry room. CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR THIS WEEK'S WINNER (Poll opens at 10am Mountain Time) UPCOMING SHOWS: See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, November 29th with Troy Walker, Dr. Kevin Fitzgerald, and a surprise guest! See Ben headlining in Northern California—Chico, Sacramento, and Berkeley—on December 4th-6th! See Andrew at Gnarly's in Golden, Colorado on December 12th! LINKS: Follow us for show dates and more: Adam Cayton-Holland • Ben Roy • Andrew Orvedahl • The Grawlix Support this podcast on Patreon to get ad-free episodes, bonus videos, exclusive merch, birthday shout-outs and more. Got a question? Email us: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S1 Ep 3636: On Again Off Again
A loyal listener seeks advice about an on-again/off-again relationship that has been going on for years now. Ben and Andrew offer thoughtful insights while Adam reveals a truly dark side of himself. But at least he's not afraid of hard science. CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR THIS WEEK'S WINNER (Poll opens at 10am Mountain Time) UPCOMING SHOWS: See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, November 29th with Troy Walker, Dr. Kevin Fitzgerald, and a surprise guest! See Ben headlining at the Comedy Fort in Fort Collins on November 21st-22nd! See Adam headlining at Bobcat Club in Denver on Saturday, November 22nd! LINKS: Follow us for show dates and more: Adam Cayton-Holland • Ben Roy • Andrew Orvedahl • The Grawlix Support this podcast on Patreon to get ad-free episodes, bonus videos, exclusive merch, birthday shout-outs and more. Got a question? Email us: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S1 Ep 3535: Newly Sober Newly Single
A 61-year-old listener is newly sober, newly single and looking to get out there. If Ben or Andrew loses this one, the whole thing is rigged. CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR THIS WEEK'S WINNER (Poll opens at 10am Mountain Time) UPCOMING SHOWS: See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, November 29th with Troy Walker, Dr. Kevin Fitzgerald, and a surprise guest! See Adam headlining at Flyover Comedy Festival in St. Louis on November 13-14! See Andrew headlining in Longmont on November 15th! See Ben headlining at the Comedy Fort in Fort Collins on November 21st-22nd! See Adam headlining at Bobcat Club in Denver on Saturday, November 22nd! LINKS: Follow us for show dates and more: Adam Cayton-Holland • Ben Roy • Andrew Orvedahl • The Grawlix Support this podcast on Patreon to get ad-free episodes, bonus videos, exclusive merch, birthday shout-outs and more. Got a question? Email us: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S1 Ep 3434: Just the Mac & Cheese Please
Perhaps our most important episode yet—we reveal the recipe for greatness. In a world that is getting heavier and heavier by the day, a listener lightens our load with a request for the best way to make Mac & Cheese. The boys respond by fighting like caged animals. CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR THIS WEEK'S WINNER (Poll opens at 10am Mountain Time) UPCOMING SHOWS: See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, November 29th with Troy Walker and Dr. Kevin Fitzgerald! See Ben at Altercation Comedy Fest in Austin, TX on November 6th! See Ben at West River Comedy Club in Rapid City, SD on November 7th-8th! See Adam headlining at Flyover Comedy Festival in St. Louis on November 13-14! See Andrew headlining in Longmont on November 15th! LINKS: Follow us for show dates and more: Adam Cayton-Holland • Ben Roy • Andrew Orvedahl • The Grawlix Support this podcast on Patreon to get ad-free episodes, bonus videos, exclusive merch, birthday shout-outs and more. Got a question? Email us: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S1 Ep 3333: Practice Makes Perfect
But how DO you find the time? A musically inclined advice fighter needs advice on finding time to practice, so Andrew and Adam insult Ben for being in bands but not playing an instrument. CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR THIS WEEK'S WINNER (Poll opens at 10am Mountain Time) UPCOMING SHOWS: See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, November 29th with Troy Walker and Dr. Kevin Fitzgerald! See Ben and Adam with Rory Scovel at Movie Night in Denver on October 30th! See Andrew at Kibbles N' Bits: An Animal Rescue Comedy Show at Denver Comedy Underground on November 1st! See Adam headlining at Flyover Comedy Festival in St. Louis on November 13-14! LINKS: Follow us for show dates and more: Adam Cayton-Holland • Ben Roy • Andrew Orvedahl • The Grawlix Support this podcast on Patreon to get ad-free episodes, bonus videos, exclusive merch, birthday shout-outs and more. Got a question? Email us: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S1 Ep 3232: How To Corpse Your Punisher
When your buzzkill wants to be your BFF. A work acquaintance thinks they are way better friends with a letter writer than they actually are, and it’s the bane of said letter-writer’s existence. How does one tactfully shed their shadow? We've got answers. CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR THIS WEEK'S WINNER (Poll opens at 10am Mountain Time) UPCOMING SHOWS: See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, October 25th with Amy Miller and Alex Kaufman! See Ben doing comedy and music at FEST on October 21st-22nd See Adam at the Secret Room in Houston, TX on October 23rd! See Andrew at Kibbles N' Bits: An Animal Rescue Comedy Show at Denver Comedy Underground on November 1st! LINKS: Follow us for show dates and more: Adam Cayton-Holland • Ben Roy • Andrew Orvedahl • The Grawlix Support this podcast on Patreon to get ad-free episodes, bonus videos, exclusive merch, birthday shout-outs and more. Got a question? Email us: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S1 Ep 3131: BLOCKED or NOT?
Do the blocked deserve a second chance? A ranking member of the Vice Squad has written off a problematic friend and now he wants to know how to play it when that buddy starts reaching back out. We solve all of his problems flawlessly. CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR THIS WEEK'S WINNER (Poll opens at 10am Mountain Time) UPCOMING SHOWS: See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, October 25th with Amy Miller and Alex Kaufman! See Andrew performing at Interrogation at Comedy Works South in Denver on Thursday, October 16th! See Adam at Vermont Comedy Club in Burlington on October 17th-18th! See Ben doing comedy and music at THE FEST on October 21st-22nd See Adam at the Secret Room in Houston, TX on October 23rd! LINKS: Follow us for show dates and more: Adam Cayton-Holland • Ben Roy • Andrew Orvedahl • The Grawlix Support this podcast on Patreon to get ad-free episodes, bonus videos, exclusive merch, birthday shout-outs and more. Got a question? Email us: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S1 Ep 3030: Old Man and the Open Mic
A burgeoning retiree wants to get into standup comedy. A 57-year-old loyal listener seeks guidance on plunging into the world of stand-up. Adam, Ben and Andrew knock some damn sense into him. CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR THIS WEEK'S WINNER (Poll opens at 10am Mountain Time) UPCOMING SHOWS: See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, October 25th with Amy Miller and Alex Kaufman! See Ben's band SPELLS at Surfside 7 in Fort Collins on October 10th! Check out the album release party for Ben's band ARSON CHARGE on October 12th at the Marquis Theater in Denver! See Andrew performing at Interrogation at Comedy Works South in Denver on Thursday, October 16th! See Adam at Vermont Comedy Club in Burlington on October 17th-18th! LINKS: Follow us for show dates and more: Adam Cayton-Holland • Ben Roy • Andrew Orvedahl • The Grawlix Support this podcast on Patreon to get ad-free episodes, bonus videos, exclusive merch, birthday shout-outs and more. Got a question? Email us: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S1 Ep 2929: Live from the High Plains Comedy Festival (with Maria Thayer & Chris Fairbanks!)
It's our first LIVE episode of Advice Fight, which can only mean one thing: speed advice! And killer guests! Okay, it can mean two things. Whatevs. Will Maria Thayer eat too many mushrooms and spin off the face of the planet?! Will Chris Fairbanks creep out everyone in the room?! Tune in and find out! EXCLUSIVELY ON PATREON: Watch the full video of this live episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S1 Ep 2828: So, Your Friend is a Flat-Earther
A loyal member of the Vice Squad needs help dealing with an old college roommate turned flat-earther who believes photos from space are fake. CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR THIS WEEK'S WINNER (Poll opens at 10am Mountain!) LINKS: Follow us for show dates and more: Adam Cayton-Holland • Ben Roy • Andrew Orvedahl • The Grawlix Support this podcast on Patreon to get ad-free episodes, bonus videos, exclusive merch, birthday shout-outs and more. UPCOMING SHOWS: See Adam at the Omaha Comedy Festival on September 26th-27th! Check out the album release party for Ben's band ARSON CHARGE on October 12th at the Marquis Theater in Denver! Got a question? Email us: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S1 Ep 2727: When You're Right, You're Wrong
A listener has a problem with always needing to win every argument. He turns to Team Grawlix for help—which implodes this podcast like a collapsing neutron star. CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR THIS WEEK'S WINNER (Poll open now!) LINKS: Follow us for show dates and more: Adam Cayton-Holland • Ben Roy • Andrew Orvedahl • The Grawlix Support this podcast on Patreon to get ad-free episodes, bonus videos, exclusive merch, birthday shout-outs and more. UPCOMING SHOWS: See the Grawlix live at High Plains Comedy Festival in Denver, September 18th-20th—a live Advice Fight, a special reunion of Those Who Can't cast, Movie Night and more! Check out the new single from Ben's band Arson Charge next week! See Andrew hosting a special all-comedian edition of The Narrators in Denver on Wednesday, September 17th! Got a question? Email us: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S1 Ep 2626: See You at the Crossroads
What do you want to be when you grow up? A 40-something listener seeks Advice Fight counsel on figuring out the next step in their career path. CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR THIS WEEK'S WINNER (Poll open now!) LINKS: Follow us for show dates and more: Adam Cayton-Holland • Ben Roy • Andrew Orvedahl • The Grawlix Support this podcast on Patreon to get ad-free episodes, bonus videos, exclusive merch, birthday shout-outs and more. UPCOMING SHOWS: See the Grawlix live at High Plains Comedy Festival in Denver, September 18th-20th—a live Advice Fight, a special reunion of Those Who Can't cast, Movie Night and more! See Ben playing with his band Arson Charge at Hi-Dive in Denver on September 12th! See Ben performing with his band SPELLS at Hi Points Fest on September 13th! See Andrew hosting a special all-comedian edition of The Narrators in Denver on Wednesday, September 17th! Got a question? Email us: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
25: Knock, Knock! Interrupting Coworker.
Interrupting Coworker who? That's what we're gonna talk about on today's episode. CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR THIS WEEK'S WINNER (Poll opens at 10am Mountain Time) LINKS: Follow us for show dates and more: Adam Cayton-Holland • Ben Roy • Andrew Orvedahl • The Grawlix Support this podcast on Patreon to get ad-free episodes, bonus videos, exclusive merch, birthday shout-outs and more. UPCOMING SHOWS: See the Grawlix live at High Plains Comedy Festival in Denver, September 18th-20th! See Ben in Louisville, Kentucky at Planet of the Tapes on September 5th-6th! See Andrew headlining at the Denver Comedy Underground on September 5th-6th! Got a question? Email us: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S1 Ep 2424: Sleeper Hit (with Salma Zaky!)
What to do when you can’t stoop snoozing. Hot on the promotional trail for the release of the first Firecracker Comedy album, Salma Zaky, one-third of Team Firecracker, asks the boys for help springing out of bed in the morning. CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR THIS WEEK'S WINNER (Poll opens at 10am Mountain Time) LINKS: Listen to Firecracker Comedy's first album! Follow us for show dates and more: Adam Cayton-Holland • Ben Roy • Andrew Orvedahl • The Grawlix Support this podcast on Patreon to get ad-free episodes, bonus videos, exclusive merch, birthday shout-outs and more. UPCOMING SHOWS: See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, August 30th with Nato Green, Jordan Doll and Lily Ostberg! See Adam headlining at the Lincoln Lodge in Chicago on August 27th! See Ben in Louisville, Kentucky at Planet of the Tapes on September 5th-6th! See Andrew headlining at the Denver Comedy Underground on September 5th-6th! Got a question? Email us: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S1 Ep 2623: How to Find a Motherf*cker
We got another letter from the Advice Box we set out at our live show, and you know what that means! Something pervy! Today we help a loyal Grawlix fan figure out how to get their mom some sweet, sweet lovin’! CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR THIS WEEK'S WINNER (Poll opens at 10am Mountain Time) LINKS: Follow us for show dates and more: Adam Cayton-Holland • Ben Roy • Andrew Orvedahl • The Grawlix Support this podcast on Patreon to get ad-free episodes, bonus videos, exclusive merch, birthday shout-outs and more. UPCOMING SHOWS: See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, August 30th with Nato Green, Janae Burris and Lily Ostberg! See Andrew performing at the King Penny Radio Show on August 21st! See Ben's new band Arson Charge at Hi-Dive in Denver on August 22nd! See Adam headlining at the Lincoln Lodge in Chicago on August 27th! Check out Andrew's new tabletop role-playing game, Procedural! Got a question? Email us: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Boi Crazy: Brad Pitt
bonusThe boys are crazy for the hunks of Brad Pitt's films! The boys swing for the fences with a first ballot Hall of Fame hunk. Try not to get Pitt stains as the boys crown the hunkiest role in Brad Pitt’s vast, steamy oeuvre. Click here to watch and listen to the full episode! LINKS: Follow us for show dates and more: Adam Cayton-Holland • Ben Roy • Andrew Orvedahl • The Grawlix Support this podcast on Patreon to get ad-free episodes, bonus videos, exclusive merch, birthday shout-outs and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S1 Ep 2222: Hey, We Fixed the Healthcare System!
A listener—who's battling with their health insurance about an expensive medication—asks us how to make the system work in their favor. Good news: We totally solved everything. CLICK HERE TO DECIDE THIS WEEK'S WINNER (Vote now!) LINKS: Follow us for show dates and more: Adam Cayton-Holland • Ben Roy • Andrew Orvedahl • The Grawlix Support this podcast on Patreon to get ad-free episodes, bonus videos, exclusive merch, birthday shout-outs and more. UPCOMING SHOWS: See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, August 30th with Nato Green, Janae Burris and Lily Ostberg! Check out Andrew's new tabletop roleplaying game, Procedural! See Ben headlining in the Washington, DC and Baltimore area on August 6th-8th See Andrew's show Nerds Forever! at Dude IDK Studios in Denver on August 7th! See Adam peforming at the Southeast Arizona Birding Festival in Tuscon on August 8th! See Andrew headlining at Denver Comedy Underground on August 8th-9th! Got a question? Email us: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S1 Ep 2121: A Father's Guide to the End of the World
How to be a good parent when everything sucks. What starts as a letter from a sweetie-pie dad worried about whether he's doing a good enough job parenting, spirals into a call for help about the impending collapse of society as we know it. Fortunately, the Advice Boys are up to the task. They fix it. They fix everything in this episode. And the world is finally okay. Um, you're welcome, much? CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR THIS WEEK'S WINNER (Poll opens at 10am MT) LINKS: Follow us for show dates and more: Adam Cayton-Holland • Ben Roy • Andrew Orvedahl • The Grawlix Support this podcast on Patreon to get ad-free episodes, bonus videos, exclusive merch, birthday shout-outs and more. UPCOMING SHOWS: See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, August 30th with Nato Green, Janae Burris and Lily Ostberg! Check out Andrew's new tabletop roleplaying game, Procedural! See Adam headlining at Dallas Comedy Club on August 1st! See Ben's band SPELLS at the Recess Records Romp in San Pedro, California on August 1st-3rd! See Andrew headlining the Laugh-Out Loveland Festival on August 3rd! See Ben headlining in the Washington, DC and Baltimore area on August 6th-8th See Adam peforming at the Southeast Arizona Birding Festival in Tuscon on August 8th! See Andrew headlining at Denver Comedy Underground on August 8th-9th! Got a question? Email us: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S1 Ep 2020: What's the Apps?
A 40-something, recently-divorced listener needs help weeding out the weirdos on dating apps. Also we make Ben read his Hinge bio on the podcast. CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR THIS WEEK'S WINNER (Deadline to vote is Wednesday at midnight! Anyone can vote!) LINKS: Follow us for show dates and more: Adam Cayton-Holland • Ben Roy • Andrew Orvedahl • The Grawlix Support this podcast on Patreon to get ad-free episodes, bonus videos, exclusive merch, birthday shout-outs and more. UPCOMING SHOWS: See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, July 26th with Django Gold and Britt Boyd! Check out Andrew's new tabletop roleplaying games! See Adam headlining at Dallas Comedy Club on August 1st! See Ben's band SPELLS at the Recess Records Romp in San Pedro, California on August 1st-3rd! See Ben headlining in the Washington, DC and Baltimore area on August 6th-8th See Adam peforming at the Southeast Arizona Birding Festival in Tuscon on August 8th! Got a question? Email us: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S1 Ep 1919: Penny For Your Thoughts
Making sense out of all your cents. When a dad asks for help navigating a debate about what to do with all the dang pennies around the house, the boys summon all of their Denver Mint tour experience to save a family from devouring itself. CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR THIS WEEK'S WINNER (Poll opens at 10:00am Mountain Time—anyone can vote!) LINKS: Follow us for show dates and more: Adam Cayton-Holland • Ben Roy • Andrew Orvedahl • The Grawlix Support this podcast on Patreon to get ad-free episodes, bonus videos, exclusive merch, birthday shout-outs and more. UPCOMING SHOWS: See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, July 26th with Django Gold and Britt Boyd! See Adam's one man show at TACAW in Basalt, CO on July 18th! See Andrew at Lucha Libre & Laughs in Boulder, CO on July 18th! See Adam headlining at Dallas Comedy Club on August 1st! See Ben's band SPELLS at the Recess Records Romp in San Pedro, California on August 1st-3rd! See Ben headlining in the Washington, DC and Baltimore area on August 6th-8th See Adam peforming at the Southeast Arizona Birding Festival in Tuscon on August 8th! Check out Andrew's new tabletop roleplaying game, ENDLESS GRINDSET! Got a question? Email us: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S1 Ep 1818: How to Stop Talking Sh!t
A listener writes in for advice on how to socialize with men without devolving into ball-busting and shit-talk, the de-facto defensive mechanism of every 20-something, 30-something, and 40-something male. SOUND THE EARNESTNESS HORN, PRODUCER RON! CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR THIS WEEK'S WINNER (Poll opens at 10:00am Mountain Time—anyone can vote!) LINKS: Follow us for show dates and more: Adam Cayton-Holland • Ben Roy • Andrew Orvedahl • The Grawlix Support this podcast on Patreon to get ad-free episodes, bonus videos, exclusive merch, birthday shout-outs and more. UPCOMING SHOWS: See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, July 26th with Django Gold and Britt Boyd! See Adam performing in Petaluma, Sacramento and Oakland, California on July 10th-12th See Ben performing at the Realto Theater in Casper, Wyoming on July 11th-12th See Ben's band SPELLS at the Recess Records Romp in San Pedro, California on August 1st-3rd See Adam peforming at the Southeast Arizona Birding Festival in Tuscon on August 8th! Check out Andrew's new tabletop roleplaying games! Got a question? Email us: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S1 Ep 1717: Community Curmudgeon
What to do when a member of your community is an apex punisher. A letter writer from a close-knit community seeks advice for how to tell a cranky coworker they're office kryptonite, and the boys go traipsing into the Riff Weeds because Producer Ron is still out of town. What grew with the Wu, y'all, let's get into it. CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR THIS WEEK'S WINNER (Poll opens at 10:00am Mountain Time—anyone can vote!) LINKS: Follow us for show dates and more: Adam Cayton-Holland • Ben Roy • Andrew Orvedahl • The Grawlix Support this podcast on Patreon to get ad-free episodes, bonus videos, exclusive merch, birthday shout-outs and more. UPCOMING SHOWS: See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, July 26th with Django Gold and Britt Boyd! See Adam performing in Petaluma, Sacramento and Oakland, California on July 10th-12th See Ben performing at the Realto Theater in Casper, Wyoming on July 11th-12th See Adam peforming at the Southeast Arizona Birding Festival in Tuscon on August 8th! Check out Andrew's new tabletop roleplaying games! Got a question? Email us: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S1 Ep 1616: Much Ado About Divorce Tattoos
What to do when good ink goes bad. Today's letter writer got a new tattoo right on heels of a divorce. Now they regret it. And they also probably regret not telling the Advice Fight boys any details about that aforementioned tattoo—because Adam, Ben and Andrew have to use their imaginations. And those aforementioned imaginations have been warped and darkened through years of standup comedy (and perhaps poor nutrition). The results of such imagination abuse? You'll find that in today's very important episode. CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR THIS WEEK'S WINNER (Poll opens at 10:00am Mountain Time—anyone can vote!) LINKS: Follow us for show dates and more: Adam Cayton-Holland • Ben Roy • Andrew Orvedahl • The Grawlix Support this podcast on Patreon to get ad-free episodes, bonus videos, exclusive merch, birthday shout-outs and more. UPCOMING SHOWS: See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, June 28th with Kiri Shabazz, Babs Gray, and Joshua Emerson! See Adam performing in Petaluma, Sacramento and Oakland, California on July 10th-12th See Ben performing at the Realto Theater in Casper, Wyoming on July 11th-12th See Adam peforming at the Southeast Arizona Birding Festival in Tuscon on August 8th! Check out Andrew's new tabletop roleplaying games! Got a question? Email us: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S1 Ep 1515: Cubicle Rats
How to handle the existential dread of returning to the office. The sweet, sweet ride of working from home is coming to a close for one loyal listener, so they reached out to the boys for advice on navigating the smells and hells of office culture. CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR THIS WEEK'S WINNER (Poll opens at 10:00am Mountain Time) LINKS: Follow us for show dates and more: Adam Cayton-Holland • Ben Roy • Andrew Orvedahl • The Grawlix Support this podcast on Patreon to get ad-free episodes, bonus videos, exclusive merch, birthday shout-outs and more. UPCOMING SHOWS: See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, June 28th with Kiri Shabazz, Babs Gray, and Joshua Emerson! See Ben performing at Laff's in Tuscon, Arizona on June 20th-21st See Adam performing in Petaluma, Sacramento and Oakland, California on July 10th-12th See Ben performing at the Realto Theater in Casper, Wyoming on July 11th-12th See Adam peforming at the Southeast Arizona Birding Festival in Tuscon on August 8th! Check out Andrew's new tabletop roleplaying games! Got a question? Email us: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S1 Ep 1414: Stale Mates
What to do when your relationship hits a plateau. After nearly a decade with their partner, a letter-writer wonders how to let their partner know they need more out of the relationship. CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR THIS WEEK'S WINNER (Poll opens at 10:00am Mountain Time) LINKS: Follow us for show dates and more: Adam Cayton-Holland • Ben Roy • Andrew Orvedahl • The Grawlix Support this podcast on Patreon to get ad-free episodes, bonus videos, exclusive merch, birthday shout-outs and more. UPCOMING SHOWS: See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, June 28th with Kiri Shabazz, Babs Gray, and Joshua Emerson! See Ben performing at Laff's in Tuscon, Arizona on June 20th-21st See Adam performing in Petaluma, Sacramento and Oakland, California on July 10th-12th Check out Andrew's new tabletop roleplaying games! Got a question? Email us: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S1 Ep 1313: Pomp and Circumstance
We tell a teacher how to deliver the perfect graduation speech. A long-time educator—who has given many a commencement speech in their day—reaches out to the boys, asking for fresh ideas on getting the word out to the youths. CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR THIS WEEK'S WINNER (Poll opens at 10:00am Mountain Time) LINKS: Follow us for show dates and more: Adam Cayton-Holland • Ben Roy • Andrew Orvedahl • The Grawlix Support this podcast on Patreon to get ad-free episodes, bonus videos, exclusive merch, birthday shout-outs and more. UPCOMING SHOWS: See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, June 28th with Kiri Shabazz, Babs Gray, and Joshua Emerson! See Adam headlining at the Denver Comedy Underground on June 5th! See Ben headlining at the Comic Cents in Boulder, Colorado, June 5th-7th! See Andrew and Ben co-headlining at Oskar Blues in Colorado Springs on June 15th! Got a question? Email us: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S1 Ep 1212: On the Road
An international listener needs help planning the greatest American road trip. Loyal listeners know Ben, Adam, and Andrew are experts at EVERYTHING. So when a listener visiting the US for the first time wants to plan the perfect 16-day driving loop, they don’t hire a travel agent. They pick an Advice Fight. CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR THIS WEEK'S WINNER (Poll opens at 10:00am Mountain Time) LINKS: Follow us for show dates and more: Adam Cayton-Holland • Ben Roy • Andrew Orvedahl • The Grawlix Support this podcast on Patreon to get ad-free episodes, bonus videos, exclusive merch, birthday shout-outs and more. UPCOMING SHOWS: See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, May 31st with Pat Burtscher and Jack Comstock! See Adam headlining at the Denver Comedy Underground on June 5th! See Ben headlining at the Comic Cents in Boulder, Colorado, June 5th-7th! Got a question? Email us: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices