Adam Carolla Show

Adam opens with more thoughts on his attempts to claim the Guinness Podcast record, and also talks about the latest Basic Cable Commentary now available at AdamCarolla.com. Alison then jumps right into the news with a story about Rush Limbaugh's rant against environmentalists. The guys also talk about the sale of the world's most expensive dog, and Adam talks about labeling and confusing his old VHS porno tapes. In studio today is IndyCar racing champion Dario Franchitti. Adam talks to him about his Scottish heritage and his early days of racing. Adam also takes a look at one of the cars Dario owns, and tries to predict what's inside. Dario also talks about his marriage to Ashley Judd, and how supportive she is during his races. The guys talk a bit more about the old days of racing when they wore leather helmets and had no sense of history. They also discuss selling cars that were once considered not competitive, and talk about how cars need to be up to code so people don't cheat. Dario has to head out, but in the last segment of the show, the guys return with a round of Know Your SH. Alison then jumps back into the news with a clip from The Situation's recent bomb during the Donald Trump roast. Adam analyzes the footage and tries to figure out if they're bad jokes or just bad delivery. Wrapping up the show, Alison reads an excerpt from her upcoming addiction recovery memoir and discusses the upcoming competition to go on a date with her. Visit Franchitti.com and watch for him next Sunday during the Honda Grand Prix.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam opens the show with the announcement that this podcast is going for the Guinness Book of World Records. Larry Miller is in studio, and comments on the current competition. Adam also encourages everyone to tell a friend about the show and help bring the record back to America. After a rant about hotel lamps, Alison jumps into the news with updates on the ongoing tragedies of Japan, and the occasional miracle found amongst the rubble. Adam also goes on a jag about Alice Cooper and creepy #1 rock songs, and Alison reads another chapter from his fake pregnancy memoirs. Before Larry heads out, he plays a round of the Hypothetical Road Trip. Today's guest is sports and business writer, Jonah Keri. Jonah describes his new book, 'The Extra 2%: How Wall Street Strategies Took a Major League Baseball Team from Worst to First.' Adam and Jonah talk a bit more about the purity of baseball, and talk football as well. Adam also asks Jonah about the current state of the economy. Later, Adam goes on a rant about TSA agents who detain but don't arrest, and Jonah also describes the extreme security he saw in Albania. Wrapping up the news, Alison discusses the cocaine found at Kennedy Space Center, and the sad passing of the last US WWI veteran. Before signing off, Adam has the team research an infamous WWII battle cruiser, and the guys take a surprise phone call to discuss the upcoming Facts of Life reunion. Pick up a copy of Jonah's new book, and visit his site at JonahKeri.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam lost his voice over the weekend, but he still has a couple complaints to get off his chest. Adam lays into a friend of his who brought his dog to the house and ignored a very simple sign. Adam also talks about the rainy weather in Seattle, but thanks the local fans for making it an amazing weekend. Moving into the news, Alison discusses the recent devastation in Japan, and Adam goes on a jag about nuclear power plants. Gilbert Gottfried is also in the news after getting fired as the AFLAC spokes-duck, and the guys hear some inappropriate tweets from both him and 50 Cent. Before taking a break, another portion of Adam's audio book plays. Joining the studio next is comedian Dan Cummins. Adam talks with Dan about his degree in psychology, and how he eventually made it out of his small Idaho town to become a comedian. The guys discuss how shitty it is to work for cheap, and debate what they would do in an apocalyptic setting. Dan also mentions the time he attended an antigovernment militia meeting. Alison then talks about the time she dated a white supremacist. Following that, she jumps back into the news with an update on Jimmy Kimmel, who was recently evacuated from Bora Bora. The guys also discuss National Pi Day, and wrap the show talking about Larry King's potential new career move. Visit DanCummins.tv for more info on tonights guest. Or follow him on Twitter @D_Cummins. And check out our Facebook page for pics and videos from this weekend in Seattle.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam has a chat with an acting great: Stacy Keach. Stacy talks about splitting his time between LA and Poland, since his wife of 25 years lives there. But Stacy grew up in the Valley so he and Adam relate to having a Bob's Big Boy close by, and cruising the streets at night. Stacy also talks about his father, who worked in the radio biz, and talks about transitioning from playing football to being an actor. Adam also talks with Stacy about traveling to London and performing theater there as well. Adam asks him about how often he travels to Poland, and also gets a rec for a great local Polish restaurant. Adam then mentions the celebrity gossip he heard back in the day that Stacy was caught with cocaine and sent to prison. Stacy recalls the 6 months he spent in a British prison, comparing it to the jails he's seen in the US as an actor. Stacy talks about the psychological and physical battle of addiction, and explains that while he was in prison he tried to be as productive as possible. The guys also share their thoughts on Charlie Sheen (since Stacy was in several episodes of Two and a Half Men), and talk about how to organize an intervention. In the final segment of the show, Adam recalls his transition from the construction site to meeting Jimmy. He discusses a conversation he had with a writer on Seinfeld, and soberly recalls how he thought she was so lucky at the time, but fate had a different plan for her. Adam ends the show with advice to us all on how to best live life. Visit StacyKeach.com to find out the latest on this legendary actor.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam opens the show with an embarrassing story from the morning when he got the wrong call-in numbers for his radio press. Alison then jumps right into the news with a story from a Carolla-fan racing the Iditarod, and the latest Charlie Sheen drama. Adam and Alison also discuss Guy Fieri's stolen Lamborghini, and Alison reads another chapter from her fake pregnancy memoir. Tonight promises to be a jam-packed show, and the first guest is Dan Finnerty from the Dan Band. Adam compliments him on the concert he just performed prior to recording. Dan then comments on an off-air argument he heard between Adam and Donny, and soon Donny is in studio defending himself. The guys then rehash the infamous Carpet Cleaner Argument. Adam chats a bit more with Dan about his performance, and Dan gives Alison a hard time for missing it. Adam also asks about The Hangover 2, and Dan compliments the film's director, Todd Phillips. The guys then play an in-person version of Know Your SH. Patrick Warburton joins the show next, and Adam talks to him about his radiating confidence. Patrick also talks about the St. Jude's charity, and the tournament he participated in over the weekend to raise money. Adam also talks about why he doesn't sleep on the plane, and the guys recall their experience racing in the Celebrity Grand Prix last year. Back to the news, Alison talks about a science teacher who was fired after the porn she appeared in surfaced. Another news story deals with a millionaire who found a credit card on the ground and is now very busted. Patrick then flips through Adam's wallet, and Adam complains about his American Express Black Card. Wrapping things up, the guys discuss the billion-dollar success story of Febreze, and a guy who gave CPR to a dog. Visit TheDanBand.com for more info, and check out The Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30pm on CBS.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam is in pain right now because of a dance-related incident at home with the family. Alison then jumps right into the news, announcing the Sledgehammer Studio Hijack tomorrow at the studio. The guys also chat about Charlie Sheen, and the latest person kicked off of Celebrity Rehab. Adam also talks about getting Jimmy to smell a massive fart. Also in the news is the world's youngest grandmother, and a casting announcement for who's slated to play Sarah Palin in an upcoming HBO movie. Adam also talks about his terrible hairstyle back in the day, and goes on a rant against people who use Purell and open doors with their feet. Bobcat Goldthwait then joins the stage, showing the real photo of his driver's license. He also talks about a near-death experience on an airplane, and tells stories from his days opening for Nirvana. The guys also talk more about non-addicts on Celebrity Rehab, and Adam perfectly summarizes the Reality TV genre. Bobcat talks about his new Showtime special, which he's very excited to be recording next week. Adam compliments his feature film directing, then flashes back to several Man Show clips, which Bobcat also directed. Wrapping things up, Adam takes audience suggestions for a hilarious round of What Can't Adam Complain About. Visit AlexTheatre.org to get more info on Bobcat's upcoming Showtime performance. Or, you can also visit his own site: BobcatsWebsite.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam opens the show with Larry Miller in studio, and Adam teases his nanny Olga for her pronunciation problems. He also discusses his man-date with Bill Simmons, from the box office to the concession stand to the movie itself. Alison then jumps in the news with the sad story of former Alice In Chains bassist Mike Starr passing away today. Adam talks about his experience meeting the band on Loveline, and shares some thoughts about how quickly life goes by. Alison also shares a chapter from her upcoming memoirs. Before Larry heads out, a round of Blah Blah Blog ensues. Mr. Skin comes to the couch next, and Adam talks to him about how he runs his website without getting in trouble. Adam also discusses how his kids are going to be over-exposed to nudity, and the guys recall the days when they could barely catch a boob on TV. Adam also talks about being lured by a porno, and Mr. Skin lists off some actresses he's still waiting to see nude. The guys then play some clips from the winners of the 12th Annual Anatomy Awards. Categories include Nude-comer of the year, Best Lesbian Scene, and a discussion of the best example of Nudity in 2010. Alison wraps the show with news stories ranging from Pork's new slogan, Subways new spot as the most expansive restaurant chain, and an alleged kidnapping that was actually an intervention. Check out MrSkin.com for all the hottest celebrity pics and clips.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam opens the show excited for his man-date to see Drive Angry with Bill Simmons. Adam also talks about being frustrated at parents who support their children, and gets a few jabs in toward Alison and Bill. Alison then opens the news with Dr. Drew doing an impression of Adam. Also in the news is the official announcement that Charlie Sheen has been fired from Two and a Half Men. They also talk about the feud between Sarah Palin and Kathy Griffin, and the story of a guy who assaulted his mother-in-law in a fold-out couch. The guys also listen to a section of Adam's book, where Adam rants about the hair in MASH. Tonight's guest is Michael Showalter. The guys talk about his old sketch group, The State, which did a skit about Adam's (and the show's) agent, Babydoll Dixon. The guys watch the clip, and also chat about Michael's new book, 'Mr. Funny Pants.' Next up is a few rounds of Made Up Movie, followed by a discussion of the day Adam found out about Bald Bryan's brain tumor. Adam also talks to Michael about being a bitter person, and how to channel that energy into something not negative. Wrapping up the show, the guys chat about handsome movie stars that pop out less attractive children. Check out MichaelShowalter.net and grab Michael's book, 'Mr. Funny Pants'.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam returns to the studio fresh off a weekend on the road. He goes into a rant about the disgruntled TSA officers, and questions why his first class ticket doesn't buy him a little extra courtesy. He also talks about an airport celebrity sighting, and jokes about a TSA poster he saw leaving Miami. Dr. Bruce (aka Dr. Spazz) joins the program and talks with the group about the dangers of cocaine. They talk a bit about the amount Charlie Sheen claims to have taken, and Dr. Bruce attempts to diagnose his mental state. Adam also rants about Martin Sheen's stance on nuclear power plants. Jumping into the news, Alison adds more the discussion of Charlie Sheen. She had an exclusive interview with the producers of his new Ustream show, and the guys watch clips from his first episode. Before Dr. Bruce heads out, he talks to Adam about the realities of baby helmets. Producer Peter Guber joins the show next. Adam talks to him about how he gets his motor to work so much and if he was always like that. Peter also discusses his relationship with his family, and how he broke into the industry. The guys also chat about his book, which chronicles some of the lessons he's learned in the industry over the past 35+ years. In the last section of the show, Adam pitches his new basketball movie idea. Peter also finds out what inspires Adam to make this particular story come to life, and the guys share their love of basketball and the film Breaking Away. Wrapping things up, Peter explains to Alison how he ultimately became better at telling to win. Visit TellToWin.com, and pick up your copy of Peter's latest book.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam chats with Jerry about how he deals with raising twins. Jerry compliments Adam on his book, and the guys trade stories about getting free shit and having it collect in the car. Jerry also talks about being the fat kid and how he eventually lost the weight. It reminds Adam of his Pop Warner days, and growing up obsessed with food. Next, Adam and Jerry share their love of Trader Joes, and Jerry explains how it helped save his wedding. The guys then go on a rant about over-expensive lotions and why Adam never uses shampoo. After a quick break, the guys discuss weird pizza toppings and the foods not allowed in the O'Connell household. Adam also gives some fitness advice and talks with Jerry about the whole new world of podcasting. There's also some talk about Jerry's debut performance in the film Stand By Me, and the guys wrap the show talking about working in the industry and staying motivated. Watch 'The Defenders' every Friday Night at 8pm on CBS.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam opens the show with a complaint about the hipster on his flight to Dallas. Mike Lynch chimes in and Adam teases him about his luggage tags. Alison also talks about a dream she had that Adam was in, and everyone checks in with Blastergirl, still live in Israel. In the news today, the Supreme Court said the 1st amendment would allow for the Westboro Baptist Church to protest funerals. They also hear the latest from Charlie Sheen, and Alison reveals a study about how bladder levels can affect your decision-making skills. After a round of Know Your SH, Adam brings in tonight's guests: Nick Santora and Dan Dratch. Nick and Dan talk about how they met, and Dan and Adam reflect on their writer's room days on The Man Show. The guys also talk about the new series Breakout Kings, and discuss the show's history. In the last segment of the show, the group watches a couple old clips from The Man Show that Dan wrote, and listen to a couple tracks from Josh Gardner's soon-to-be-released album, Mr. Stinkfinger. Watch the premiere of Breakout Kings, this Sunday March 6th, 10pm, on A&ESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam opens the show discussing his day in court trying to take care of a fix-it ticket. He also welcomes Larry Miller to the show, who offers his thoughts on Kim Kardashian and eating food off a chick. After that, the guys check back in with Blaster Girl, reporting live from Israel. After discussing the continued trouble in the Middle East, the group watches a clip from the latest Charlie Sheen antics. In this case, a tour of 'Sober Valley Lodge,' along with Charlie's live-in 'goddesses.' They also listen to an exclusive clip from The Film Vault, where special guest Michael Biehn chimes in on Sheen's sanity. Before Larry heads out, he attempts another round of the Hypothetical Road Trip Game. Today's guest is Lights Out star Holt McCallany. Adam compliments his great energy, and Holt talks about his schooling in Ireland and relationship with his parents. He also talks about running away from home to become an actor, only to find himself scraping by at a screwdriver factory. Holt also brings out a pair of boxing gloves and focus pads, and he and Adam exchange jabs. Back to the news, Alison reveals that the breast milk ice cream shop she discussed at last week's live show has been shut down. Also in disgusting food news, a Philly pizza shop owner got busted trying to sabotage the competition with bags of mice. Wrapping the show, the animal news gets Adam talking about his first dog Lotzi. See more pics of Adam and Holt working the focus pads on our Facebook page. Catch 'Lights Out' every Tuesday Night at 10pm on FX. You can also visit HoltMcCallany.netSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam's excited about both of tonight's guests. Calling in later is baseball legend Dave Bresnahan; a minor league catcher who threw a potato in the middle of a game to trick the runner. Adam recalls watching it happen on The Sports Machine, and goes on a jag about the host, George Michael. After Alison runs through the new Dancing with the Stars lineup, Adam takes Dave's call. They chat about how Dave originally came up with the idea, and how he was able to successfully execute it. They also talk about the immediate aftermath of the stunt, and Adam calls him a baseball hero. Comedian Jim Florentine comes to the show next, and Adam plays a hilarious Crank Yankers clip that featured Jim's belching character, Bobby Fletcher. Adam also talks to Jim about how he was discovered, and the guys give tips for making great prank calls. Adam then dives into Jim's background, finding out more about his time dating Robin Quivers, and what he did prior to getting his break and doing stand-up. Later, Adam shares his own thoughts on performing stand-up, and the guys explain the definition of hate-fucking to Alison. Alison picks back up with the news, mostly focusing on the most recent Charlie Sheen antics. Adam and Jim also exchange Rodney Dangerfield stories, and Alison wraps up the show with a post-Oscar news story about how The King's Speech is helping to raise awareness about stuttering. Find out more from tonight's guest at JimFlorentine.com.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam opens the show talking about the frustrations of not having your pilot get picked up, only to see the shows that did get picked up get cancelled. He also talks with Alison and Mike Lynch (filling in for Bald Bryan) about the politics behind The Hammer. Alison then jumps into the news with an Oscar Trivia quiz. After a few questions, they talk about Charlie Sheen's recent radio show rant, and Adam wonders why a guy like that keeps remarrying. Still discussing Sheen, Adam brings in Dr. Bruce, who adds his knowledge as an addiction medicine specialist. Next up on the couch is Alonzo Bodden, who talks with Adam about his motorcycle woes and having your bike towed. The guys also rant about airport parking fees, and Adam hears more about Alonzo's experiences working on planes at Lockheed for eight years. They also talk about Alonzo's work on the TV series, 'Inside the Vault.' Before finishing up the rest of the news, Alison talks about a competitive Ski ball team she was on. The guys also reflect on the Oscar best picture winner, and Adam goes on a jag about British court jesters. Also in the news is the MADD president getting busted for drunk driving, and a former Disney star's controversial tattoo. Wrapping up the show, the guys discuss the problems of young kids raising kids. Visit AlonzoLive.com for more information about tonight's guest.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam cues Alison for the news right at the top. She talks to Adam about the Kardashians' appearance on the cover of Hollywood Reporter, as well as their media empire. Adam also complains about his wife knowing too much about the Real Housewives, and talks with Alison about an Asian mother who posted a nude video of her daughter to help her find a mate. Later, Adam tells a story from his day about getting caught peeing in the sink. He also tells a couple great stories about going fishing with Jimmy Kimmel and Cousin Sal, and talks about accidentally hooking his buddy's neck. Alison also reads a news story about ice cream made from breast milk, and the guys discuss the problems that people with fetishes have. Doug Benson then joins the show holding a bacon-and-pancake flavored cupcake. Adam also goes on a rant about the Egg McMuffin not being available after 10:30am, and Alison and Doug recall their day at Disneyland together. Next up is an intense round of Totally Topical Tivo Trivia. Afterward, Alison tells a news story about a guy who got caught hiding deodorant in his pants and Adam and Donny recall the times Adam came home with random speakers and Donny came home with cats and rabbits. Wrapping the show up, Adam rants and raves during This Week in Rage. Download The Benson Interruption and Doug Loves Movies-both on iTunes. You can also follow him on Twitter @DougBensonSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In anticipation of tonight's guest, Adam opens the show talking about boxers who won the gold. He also talks about making The Hammer and interacting with other boxers on the set. Adam then thanks his fans for sending in eucalyptus oil, and complains about the one and only time he tried to play videogames. As Alison begins the news, she points out that today marks the two-year anniversary of the first podcast. They then jump to another report from Blastergirl Katie live in Israel, and Adam talks more about the crisis in the Middle East. Also in the news is the Defense of Marriage Act being deemed unconstitutional, and three unrelated stories about food fights that went a bit too far. After a round of Know Your SH, Adam welcomes Amir Khan to the couch. They guys talk about training at the Wild Card Gym, and how it's a cool place even though it wouldn't seem like it at first glance. They also talk about Amir's training schedule and his goals for his career. There's some discussion of the Pacquiao-Mayweather fight everyone is dying to see, and then jump on the lines so fans can ask their own questions to Amir. Wrapping up the show, Adam and Amir chime in to a couple more news stories from Alison: one about a man who had an incredible heart surgery, and another who found a misplaced wallet after 40 years. Visit AmirKhanWorld.com for more information about tonight's guest.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam recently tweeted out a list of items that ultimately caused More Harm Than Good. Lo and behold, Twitter followers responded in droves, and Adam reads off some of his favorites. Larry Miller is also in studio, and chimes in on Alison's news story about the man convicted of second-degree murder for running over his daughter. They also talk about Gaddafi's Amazonian bodyguards, and try to solve the crisis in the Middle East through song. Next up, the guys check in with Blastergirl Katie, who's currently in Israel for the next couple weeks. Alison then reads a news story about a pizza delivery that saved a woman's life, and before Larry heads out, he tries his luck at a different game: Gaywalking. Adam welcomes back Kristian and Mark from SchmoesKnow.com. The guys catch up with their reviews of some of this year's Oscar contenders, including True Grit and The Fighter. Adam then leads everyone through the nominees, and the guys announce their predictions. The guys also chat about movies they're looking forward to seeing, Richard Pryor movies, and signs that tell you the movie will be bad. Check out AceLarryMiller.com for This Week With Larry Miller, and visit TheBillShow.com for more on Post-Op-Board-Op Bill Find out more about our guests at SchmoesKnow.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

To open the show, Adam welcomes Phillip Nelson to the couch, who is helping ACE Broadcasting out with a couple of snazzy Tricasters. Adam also talks about his early days in the biz, working on the Ace on the House public access show. He also goes on a rant about huge hotel pillows, and the heavy metal doors that slam shut and wake you up when you're trying to nap. Adam then brings Dana Gould onto the show, who recalls in his last interview that Adam ranted about Sigmund and the Sea Monsters while Dana was writing the feature film version. The guys also talk about pitching projects around Hollywood, and exchange audition horror stories. The top news story today is the 6.3 earthquake in New Zealand. They also hear more details about Lara Logan's ordeal, and discuss the problem of anti-Semitism in the middle east. In other dramatic news, Justin Bieber recently got a haircut and Dr. Pepper is releasing a new soda. Alison also reads off some fun facts about our past presidents in honor of the holiday. After a quick break, the group returns with Dana Gould as he impersonates PBS staple Huell Howser. The guys pick apart Huell's visit to the dry cleaners and a pita factory, and also watch the original clip that got Adam hooked on the show in the first place. Afterward, Adam retells the story of Dave Dameshek's ode to Teemu Selanne. Go to DanaGould.com for more info.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam welcomes Alanna Ubach to the show for a lively conversation of many voices. He also rants about a Bill Mahr clip, and has Dr. Bruce back for this week's Healthwatch. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jon Lovitz introduces the Ace Man himself, for his premiere show at The Jon Lovitz Comedy Club at Universal Citywalk. Mike Lynch is filling in for Bald Bryan, and Adam welcomes Alison Rosen and Dr. Drew to the stage. Dr. Drew talks about his recent recovery from illness after his second honeymoon, and the guys compare their experiences on the show 'Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader'. Adam talks about his own honeymoon with Lynette, and tells a classic Ray story. Dr. Drew also asks Adam about the experience of interviewing Fred Dryer, which Adam did earlier today. Alison then jumps into the news with a story about a guy sent to jail with 30 items shoved up his ass. She also talks about a literal cat burglar, and Adam retells his rant about his wife leaving the space heater on-only to leave the space heater on himself before leaving for tonight's show. Jeff Ross joins the stage next, and talks with Adam about his latest idea: Roast in Peace. The plan is to roast dead people, based on suggestions from his Twitter followers. Adam also talks about meeting Seth MacFarlane for lunch, only to see Frank Stallone there, eating his food at the same place. Adam and Jeff also discuss life on the road during the Man Show days, and share a story from the Writer's Retreat. Jeff then talks about the upcoming roast of Donald Trump for Comedy Central. He's going on last, but explains his process of being fully prepared with jokes that come from unusual angles. Adam then wraps up the show with This Week In Rage-or, the Top 5 things that pissed Adam off most this week. Visit DrDrew.com for more info, and RoastMasterGeneral.com for Jeff Ross.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam, Alison and Bryan talk about growing up watching Saturday Night Live. Adam also talks about life back in the day while on tour with Dr. Drew, and the connection he feels they share. He and Alison also plan an elaborate asparagus pee test. The top news story is that reporter Lara Logan is out of the hospital and recovering in her DC Home. The guys talk about the mental scars the experience will leave, and transition into a story about a Senator with emotional scars of his own. The guys also discuss a couple hair-related stories: one from Pantene, and one from UCLA. Fred Armisen joins the show, and tells Adam he used to listen to him and Dr. Drew on Loveline back before he even knew what they looked like. Adam asks him about his earlier days in comedy, and the experience of auditioning for Saturday Night Live. Adam also tells the story of his hernia, and how Dr. Drew freaked him out about the recovery time. The guys chat a bit more about Fred's ability to mimic voices and do impersonations. They also go on a side jag about sympathizing with dictators, and play a quick round of Know Your SH. Adam and Fred also discuss the 'half-homeless' people in Portland, and comment on a news story about Coke's Secret Formula. The show wraps with insane clips from Jersey Shore, and footage from the Best Bagger Championship. Visit FredArmisen.com for more info on our guest, and be sure to watch Portlandia on IFC, Friday nights at 10:30pm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam begins his 500th Episode complaining about the education system and having to spend too much money even before his kids hit first grade. Adam also talks about being late to his pitch meeting this morning, and the diaper emergency in the Carolla house. Into the news with Alison, she discusses the amount of correspondents that have been killed or harmed since protests began in Egypt. Adam asks if we can now openly judge the Middle East, and puts a call to action to the sane countries to 'put an end to this bullshit.' They also talk about OJ Simpson, Canadians, and the latest panda bear naming. Adam then chats with Scott Thompson about the Kids in the Hall theme song. Scott reminds Adam of his involvement with Crank Yankers, and how he was too nice to mess with people on the other line. They also talk about Scott's early days in comedy, and discuss doing sketch comedy in Canada vs. North Hollywood. Adam tries to convince Scott to rename 'top and bottom' to 'tumbler and coaster.' Scott also goes in depth about the time he had a threesome, and Adam tries to figure out how it all went down. Wrapping the show up, the guys talk about the difficulties of coming out of the closet, and the truth about people who gay bash. Listen to Scott's podcast at ScottFreePodcast.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Alison talks to Adam about not getting the 'first day speech,' and raises her concerns about leaving lipstick on the coffee mug last night in the studio. Before bringing in the guest, Alison then jumps into the news. The guys discuss the Grammy reporter who flubbed on the air, the Tiger Woods spitting scandal, and Esperanza Spalding's win over Justin Bieber. Next up, Adam welcomes Hollywood legend Hal Needham to the show. Adam talks to him about his work directing the film 'Smokey and the Bandit,' especially working with actors like Jackie Gleason and Burt Reynolds. They also talk about his days as the highest paid stuntman in the world, discussing his journey from Arkansas, to being a paratrooper, to blowing up cars trying to roll them. Adam also asks Hal about his favorite 'gags' and the actors' involvement in each stunt. Hal discusses his days living in Burt Reynolds' guesthouse, and shares his thoughts on contemporary filmmaking packed with computer graphics and crappy remakes. Adam jumps on the lines to hear your Valentine's Day Nightmare stories. One caller phones in from a restaurant after being stood up, and another caller suggests relationships would be better if people agreed to not recognize Valentine's Day from the get go. Adam weaves in more questions about Hal's stunt days, from rolling horses to racing the real Cannonball Run, to breaking the sound barrier. Adam also asks him about modifying cars for stunts, and discusses the classic film moment where the car jumps over the blown out bridge. Pickup a copy of Hal Needham's book: Stuntman!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam welcomes author Donna Antebi to the show for a Valentine's Day treat, and also hears a Healthwatch Update from Dr. Bruce. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam welcomes Alan Parsons to the show, and immediately discusses his very early days getting a gig at Abby Road at the age of 19. They share their love for The Hollies, and Adam hears what it was like to listen to Sgt. Pepper before it was released. They also talk about the famous Beatles Rooftop concert, and the guys discuss the history of Let It Be. Alan then talks about his latest project, a 3-DVD set that tells you step by step how to record an album. Alan explains that he wanted to give back to the industry, and talks with Adam about some of the ways editing is different now than it was then. They also discuss some of the contemporary artists that Alan listens to, and the people he would like to work with. The guys also take some calls, discussing the history of Dark Side of the Moon, and some of the covers that have been released since then. They also talk about life in Santa Barbara compared to life in London, and Alan talks about growing up and listening to music with his dad. Get a copy of Alan Parson's instructional DVD set at ArtAndScienceOfSound.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam jumps right into the news with Alison. She talks about the married congressman in trouble for posting a shirtless pic of himself online, and Adam explains why he never trusts these types of guys. They also talk about the latest development in the Lindsay Lohan case, and Dawson chimes in about his own prison story. One lucky fan is on the line for a new segment: Know Your SH. Adam asks him 5 questions revolving around random knowledge that Adam is aware of, and the caller tries to get 3 out of 5 to win a prize. Today's guest is best selling author Brad Meltzer. Brad spent time working with the FBI and several other divisions of Homeland Security to help determine the various scenarios in which terrorists might attack us. Adam also talks to him about the National Baldwin Alert System, and his own method of attack. The guys also talk about the crazy historical nerd mail that Brad receives, including multiple rumors about Lincoln's homosexuality. Adam also talks about Ed Asner's 9/11 conspiracy theories, and the guys discuss the Wikileaks scandal. Before the rest of the news, the guys one up each other with stories of parental neglect, and Brad talks about his experiences traveling to Bulgaria. Visit BradMeltzer.com to find out more.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam opens with a rant about shitty Fiesta Mix and peanuts not being allowed on planes. He and Larry Miller also discuss whether or not there was gay porn in the 30s, and complain more about pretzel sticks. Adam also tells a couple stories about his kids. The first news story of the day deals with Barack Obama's attempts to quit smoking. Alison also brings up a guy who got arrested after asking police about pot growing penalties, and a man who was killed at a cockfight. They also chat about a registered sex offender reading to kids at a local school, and the new church confession ap. Before Larry heads out, they play a round of the Hypothetical Road Trip Game. Adam talks with Iliza Shlesinger about the new dating show she'll be hosting in fall, and her own dating life. They also talk about her background growing up in Texas, her relationship with her family, and her experiences traveling the world during a semester at sea. Returning to the news, Adam rants about the California education system, and wonders why we're concerned about cafeteria food when the more important stats are in the tank. Alison also lists of the most miserable cities in the US, and top internet passwords. Wrapping up the show, the guys contemplate the benefits of tying a cherry stem with your tongue. Follow Iliza Shlesinger on Twitter @Iliza, or visit her site at Iliza.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam returns from a weekend of shows in Napa and Sparks. He talks about the top of the line wine tasting tour he took, and how he never wanted to leave. He also talks about traveling with August and Donny, and tells a story about a crazy nutjob who was stalking him prior to his show. Into the news with Alison Rosen, everyone is talking about Christina Aguilera's Super Bowl National Anthem mess up. Adam also shares his thoughts on how nerves affect the game. Later, the guys watch a clip of Mike August proposing to his girlfriend on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Back with Harland Williams, Adam talks with him about the band Barenaked Ladies since the keyboardist is Harland's cousin. Harland talks about the side music project he did with him, and Canadians who turn their backs on their country once they get success in the US. They also talk about the ridiculous full body scans at the airport, and Harland reads a section of Adam's book. The guys close the show out with a round of Germany or Florida and discuss being accosted by gypsies. Visit HarlandWilliams.com, and download The Harland Highway on iTunes.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam and Kevin comment on their fast friendship in the last couple days. The guys compliment each other's work, and discuss how luck factors into success. Kevin also talks about making the film Clerks, and how he's still being approached by new fans even today. The guys also chat about Ralph Garman-a supporting character in Kevin's new film, and Adam's former roommate. Adam tells stories from their party days, and Kevin asks Adam to recall his eventual exit from The Man Show. Kevin also tells a story about his awesome house, and goes into detail about the making of his latest film, Red State. Both Adam and Kevin are loving the 'weird new old west of entertainment,' and discuss how great it is to be pushing the envelope and staying creative in new ways. Adam also goes on a jag about how much he hates waste, and the guys imagine how their wives could probably relate to one another. In the last part of the podcast, the guys go back to discussing Kevin's career as a film director, and his desires to move into another medium. Go to CoopersDell.com for all the latest information on Kevin Smith's latest film: Red State and www.SmodCast.com for all of Kevin's podcasts. Also, subscribe to the Ustream Video Channel to see the show live! UStream.tv/ACEBroadcasting.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam welcomes Kevin Hench to the couch to talk about the big game this weekend. The guys joke around about having your restaurant coupon punched when someone else is paying, and also reflect on jerking off to catalogue pictures. They also discuss the Super Bowl halftime show, and determine what separates the Packers and Steelers. Kevin goes on a rant about Plaxico Burress, and Adam agrees that his jail sentence seems unreasonable when compared to more serious crimes. Adam also complains about the dirty sink in the ACE kitchen, and talks about Olga his Guatemalan nanny. The guys then jump on the phone to take your calls. The first caller asks about their thoughts on Big Ben, and another caller has a Super Bowl ticket and wants to know how to make the most of his trip. Adam and Kevin also discuss their favorite Super Bowl Moments, worst Super Bowl party moments, and make their definitive picks for who will win. New Episodes of Spider and the Henchman are available each Friday. Check it out on iTunes, or ACESpiderAndHenchman.com Also, subscribe to the Ustream Video Channel to see the show live! UStream.tv/ACEBroadcasting.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam discusses seeing lipstick on a glass at a restaurant and eating shit off the floor. He also gives a brief history on peanut butter, and talks about his kid's career goals. Alison then jumps into the news with a video clip of Anderson Cooper's experience in Egypt. They talk about his sexuality, and get a few jabs at the groundhog who supposedly didn't see his shadow this year. Adam also talks about hanging at Kevin Smith's house today to check out his new film before their interview later this week. There's also news about another shitty show from Adam's childhood being made into a movie, and Levi Johnston's sister posing for Playboy. Next up, Adam takes your calls for a round of What Can't Adam Complain About, and talks about the upcoming Superbowl party at Kimmel's. Adam then welcomes today's guests: Sam Huntington and Sam Witwer. The guys briefly discuss their new SyFy channel series, Being Human, and Adam wants to know when Hollywood started taking BBC shows instead of creating their own material. The guys also make fun of Tyler Perry and Kirk Cameron movies, and discuss old celebrity couples with creepy age differences. Heading back to the news, Flava Flav is opening a chicken restaurant. An indecipherable audio clip prompts the guys to talk about embarrassing 'umms' and 'uhhs' during interviews. The guys also watch a video of the Guinness Book World Record holder for Guitar Hero 3, and listen to an epic rock song. Catch the latest episode of Being Human on SyFy, Mondays at 9pm/8c Also, subscribe to the Ustream Video Channel to see the show live! Ustream.tv/Acebroadcasting.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam once again thanks everyone who purchased his book, now creeping towards 100,000 units. Adam also welcomes Larry Miller into the studio early on, an d talks with him about the calculated risks we take in life. Alison then starts up the news with updates from the situation in Egypt. Adam also talks about getting recognized on the street, and mentions a post-show conversation he had last night with DAG. Askmen.com released their list of the 99 hottest women of 2011. Adam says he's ready to be pissed off about somebody on the list, but mostly he and Larry just drool over the revealing pics. Alison also talks about a country that's banning farts, and recalls an embarrassing story from her childhood. Before Larry heads out, he tries his luck again at the Hypothetical Road Trip Game. Today's guest is UFC fighter Rich Franklin. Adam talks with him about his pre-game just before heading into the octagon, and compares the adrenaline to Dancing with the Stars. The guys also take some listener calls, and Rich discusses some of the other great fighters he's gone up against. Wrapping things up, Rich talks about moving from the math class to the octagon, and discusses what he might do once his fighting days are over. Subscribe to the Ustream Video Channel to see the show live! Ustream.tv/Acebroadcasting. Check out RichFranklin.com, and follow him on Twitter @FollowACESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Streaming live for the first time ever, Adam opens the show by flipping through the book that DAG's dad wrote, and recalling his favorite catch phrases from the 70s. The guys also play a round of Totally Topical TiVo Trivia, even though Adam assures Alison that Bryan will mop the floor with both of them. After a quick break, David Alan Grier joins the studio. He gives Alison a hard time, and talks with Adam about shitty waterbeds. DAG also talks about a bad experience involving an aqua massager. The guys then talk about the proper etiquette when receiving a massage, as well as oral sex. DAG talks a bit about his food blog (chocolateglutton.wordpress.com), and teases Adam about not reading his book. They also jump into the news, talking about the recent ruling against 'Obamacare,' and the Girl Scout cookies that are missing from this year's roster. The guys have a long conversation about which cookies are their favorites. The guys also watch outtakes from PETA's controversial Superbowl ad, and Adam masterminds his own plan for Superbowl notoriety. The group talks about recently outed 80s stars, and Adam's recalls his experience attending a Facts of Life taping. Wrapping things up, DAG reads a segment of Adam's book in the voice of Maya Angelou. Subscribe to the Ustream Video Channel to see the show live! Ustream.tv/Acebroadcasting. Get more of DAG at DavidAlanGrier.net, or follow him on Twitter @DavidAlanGrier. VIDEO CLIPS: Peta ADhttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/31/peta-super-bowl-ad_n_816341.html Tiffany Vidhttp://www.5min.com/Video/NKOTB-Member-Outed-by-Ex-516946837 Facts of lifehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F88k7LmC4awSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam starts the show happily announcing the idiot security guard at E! studios was fired after his last experience where he couldn't get past the front lobby on The Soup. Later, the guys argue over who the hotter Orbitz girl is. Into the news with Alison Rosen, the top story involves the chaos happening in Egypt. More trouble in the Middle East? Adam's not the least bit surprised. They also talk about the Florida woman who admitted to killing her two children, the lawsuit against Taco Bell, and the 3-year old son who called 911 to save his father. Adam images how his own kids would handle the call. Today's guest is Marc Maron, host of the What the Fuck Podcast. Marc talks about his recent performance in Portland, and the experience of trying to interview Gallagher for his show. They also chat about other needy comedians, and how their own larger-than-life personalities have affected their romantic relationships. Adam and Marc discuss the pros and cons of therapy, and whether or not it's a good idea to have a female therapist if you have issues with women. Marc speaks openly about his painful divorce, and a more recent relationship blowup, and the guys try to analyze the connection between anger and intimacy. Get access to the What the Fuck? podcast on iTunes, or at WTFPod.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam recalls a trip to Florida not too long ago where he spoke with tonight's guests, Adrian Grenier, and Ari Gold. Adam was hosting a show, and at the end of the night, Adrian and Ari's band, The Honey Brothers, played. Adam compliments Adrian on his drumming skills, and talks to Ari about his name being used on the hit series Entourage. Adrian talks about getting ready to start shooting the final season of the show. Adam says he's watched every episode since the beginning, and talks with Adrian about how the role has affected his career. Adrian talks about spending time working on documentaries, and he and Adam exchange their favorite titles. Adrian and Ari also educate Adam on Net Neutrality. Going back to documentaries, Adrian recently released a doc about the world's obsession with fame. The guys dissect the difference between 'junk food news' and 'healthier news,' though Adam admits to getting sucked into the celebrity drama. They also talk about Adrian's other documentary, which deals with him trying to reconnect with his father. Wrapping things up, the guys talk about the importance of music education, and the auction they're running to promote their new film. To get more info on the new movie starring Ari and Adrian, check out AdventuresOfPower.com. You can also hear their music at TheHoneyBrothers.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam thanks all the listeners for taking his audiobook to the #1 spot on the iTunes chart. In other housekeeping news, Donny comes in to talk about the brand new video streaming service. Try it for free on Monday! Adam also takes an opportunity to rail on Donny about a frustrating conversation they had yesterday after the show. Adam then takes a call from the great Herschel Walker. The guys discuss fighting MMA at the age of 48, but seeing pictures of Herschel, Adam confirms he looks amazing. They talk about his endurance, strength, and speed, and the various challenges of competing in the sport. Into the news, Alison's top story is about the reworking of the Homeland Security Advisory System. They also talk about Lady Gaga's new fragrance, and Adam goes on a rant against all celebrities who have their own scents. He also tells a story about the difficulties of trying to track down a specific smell from a spa he went to. Also in the news is a politician suing a cafeteria, and Fergie telling girls they can make a difference (while dressed like a whore). Today's guest is comedian Jim Jefferies, and Adam talks to him about keeping a podcast on iTunes. Apparently Jim's was recently taken down, and the guys chat about the ridiculousness of Internet censorship. They also discuss Jim's upcoming benefit for the flooding victims in Australia, and Jim educates the group on the Australian holidays, celebrities, foods, and bands you should know. Check out JimJefferies.com for all the latest touring and podcast information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam opens the show complaining about the State of the Union being on every TV channel, and yelling at Donny for not knowing who Herschel Walker is. Alison goes into more depth of Obama's speech, wondering why people laughed at a certain joke. Adam relates it to working on a car pilot and being surrounded by unfunny people: regardless of what you say, suddenly you're the funniest. Adam also talks about having a special blood type, and how he used to donate it from time to time. Alison then mentions the Oscar nominees for Best Picture, and Adam wonders why the announcement is made at such an awkward time. He also makes fun of Donny for not knowing the Heisman pose, and listens to a segment of his hugely successful audiobook. Today's guest is comedian Jon Lajoie. Adam talks to him about being the 3rd of 9 children, and finds out about growing up in Canada. The guys also talk about different kinds of beards, and guys who wear weird hats. They exchange stories about eating food and getting sick, and also talk about Dr. Drew who recently took ill. Wrapping things up, the guys talk about an Arizona restaurant making tacos out of lion meat, and wonder why we still have pennies.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam opens the show with Larry Miller in studio right from the beginning. He talks a bit about the cool project he's working on with Kevin Smith and Kevin Pollack, and talks with Alison about the (late) ACE Broadcasting Christmas Party. Alison then jumps into the news, talking about Oprah's revealing family secret, and the sad passing of Jack LaLanne. In entertainment news, Alison lists some of the nominations for the Razzies. The guys also discuss the demise of M. Night Shyamalan, and all the crappy Nic Cage movies. Alison brings up the devastating news that Marriott hotels are phasing out porn. There's talk about the recent suicide bombing in Russia, and Adam and Larry talk about the important difference America has made in the world. After the break, back in-studio with Seth MacFarlane. The guys talk about Seth's love of classic music and live orchestral arrangements. They also talk about his early days animating for Hanna-Barbera, and Adam complains about all the crappy cartoons they put out. Seth also talks about the early days of putting Family Guy together, and Adam discusses his own issues getting an animated pilot off the ground. As the show wraps, Seth reads a section of Adam's book in the voice of Stewie. Visit AceLarryMiller.com, and also LarryMillerHumor.com You can also catch brand new episodes of the Fox Animation Domination line-up beginning February 13th at 8pm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam is recording today from Dr. Drew's house, as Dr. Drew recovers from leptospirosis. The guys chat about Dr. Drew's second honeymoon, and Dr. Drew explains how he thinks he became ill while traveling. They also talk about his work on Celebrity Rehab, and Adam dissects a segment he saw featuring Rachel Uchitel. Dr. Drew talks about his relationship with another Celebrity Rehab patient, Leif Garrett. Adam talks about trying to interview him back in his super drugged-out days, but Dr. Drew insists that Sober Leif is a great guy. Adam also complains about an expensive meal that Lynette wanted him to pay for, and tells a story about being pulled over for having dealer plates on his car. Adam finds out a bit more about Dr. Drew's condition, and talks to him about a recent online stalker Dr. Drew had. Adam brings up his thoughts on parents being responsible for their psychotic children, and suggests trials should be had to determine their level of guilt. The conversation grows to a larger discussion of how our media runs the news, and how Adam predicted reality TV back in the 90s. Watch the Celebrity Rehab Live finale this Wednesday, 10pm on VH1.You can also follow Dr. Drew on Twitter @DrDrewSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam welcomes Dave Dameshek back to the couch, and talks with him about growing up in Pittsburgh. Adam talks about his relationship with Everybody Loves Raymond creator Phil Rosenthal, and the new documentary that's based on Phil developing the show for Russian audiences. Adam gets some jabs in at the comedy execs, and Dameshek declares 'Raymond' one of the great sitcoms of our lifetimes. Adam also announces some of the exciting developments at ACE Broadcasting, including multiple simulcasts with Sirius XM and 2-hour extended episodes. The guys also do some sports talk; reflecting on the Jets surprising victory last week, and the parts of the playoffs that piss them off most. Next up, a pre-taped conversation with Dennis Miller from earlier in the day. Adam discusses the difficulties of writing a book when you're a horrible student, but Dennis genuinely loved the end result and compliments Adam's comedic abilities. The guys also talk about Dennis's early days as a comedian, working his way through the ranks of Saturday Night Live. Jumping back to the studio, Dameshek offers his thoughts on Dennis Miller, most notably his recent turn towards conservatism. Adam compares it to gay guys coming out of the closet, saying eventually you just have to be honest with yourself and tell the truth. Later, the guys listen to a segment of Adam's audiobook, and Adam decides who would play him in the movie version, if his book were ever optioned. Listen to Daves of Thunder, right here on the ACE Broadcasting Network. Subscribe on iTunes, or visit AceDavesOfThunder.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After listening to a segment of Adam's audiobook, Adam goes on a jag about white guys in home security commercials. After listening to a couple ridiculous clips, the guys discuss the reality of racial equality, both on the screen and in the real world. Moving into the news, Alison opens with a story about Dr. Drew being hospitalized, and also brings up the abortion doctor who's being charged with murder. In studio today is comedian Patton Oswalt. Adam talks to him about his new book, Zombie Spaceship Wasteland, and the experience of recording the audio book. The guys also chat about making up the words to songs, and the benefits of having a flexible career. Adam talks a bit more with Patton about his work on a cancelled sitcom, and trying to balance it while filming a movie. Adam recalls his own frustrations during the casting process, and the 'funny' execs who can't pitch good jokes. In the last part of the show, Alison returns to the news. The guys offer their thoughts on hangover cures and experiments on rats, and also talk about Octomom doing fetish porn. Wrapping things up, they talk about a ferret biting off somebody's fingers, and the importance of organ donations. Pick up Patton's new book, and visit his site at PattonOswalt.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam opens the show discussing classic 60s music with Bald Bryan and Alison. Alison then jumps into the news, starting with the school shooting in Gardenia which came as the result of a gun going off in a student's backpack. Adam suggests that the parents be 'publicly flogged.' Alison also talks about the potential cloning of a Wooly Mammoth, and gets in a cake and pie fight when she disagrees with Adam about which is better. Larry Miller steps in, commenting on the recent school shooting. Adam also tells a story from his afternoon, and deciphers his dog's various barks. Larry tries his luck with the Hypothetical Road Trip game, and talks to Adam about ridiculously designed comedy clubs. Columnist Joel Stein joins the show, and talks with Adam about meeting in the early Man Show days. They both agree on actors who play dicks or crazy people are like that in real life, and Joel talks about his nuttiest, darkest interviews. He also talks about his adventures learning how to be a man, including fighting with Randy Couture, going through marine basic training, and soon to learn about cars from Adam. The group then moves back to the news, and the first story sparks a conversation about how Eastern and Western philosophies differ in regards to raising kids. Adam also talks about the importance of quitting, and joyfully recalls telling a Celebrity All-Star coach to fuck off. Visit TheJoelStein.com for more info, or follow him on Twitter @TheJoelSteinSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam opens with his thoughts on the Patriot's loss this weekend, and talks about building up a second warehouse for our recording facilities. He also re-pitches his idea for Attack Crows, and reads an article that proves he's been on the right track all along. They also listen to Robert DeNiro's Lifetime Achievement Award speech from the Golden Globes, and Adam gives his thoughts on reading from a teleprompter. Alison follows up with more Golden Globe related news. They talk about Ricky Gervais's roast humor, Robert Downey Jr.'s talents, and the national obsession with Glee and Jane Lynch. In other celebrity news, Adam also tells a story about trying to get Social Network star Jesse Eisenberg on the show. The last news story involves a cat that received a summons for Jury Duty, and Adam tells his own Jury Duty story. Adam talks about a brand new Made-Up Movie he created on the Bill Simmons podcast. He also takes a fake title from a caller, and the group tries to come up with a made-up plot of their own. Lemmy of Motorhead comes in studio, surprising Adam with his age and the length of time the band has been together. Lemmy talks about his life before the band, and Adam discusses the new documentary Lemmy stars in. Alison also talks to Lemmy about his experiences bedding many (many) women on the road, and the guys offer their views on monogamy, and the differences between men and women. Get all the tour dates at iMotorhead.com, or follow the band on Twitter @MyMotorhead.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam is back again at Happy Endings, and spends the first half talking with NFL analyst Jay Glazer. The guys chat about getting a nice shave, and also discuss the day's football games. Jay also talks about his work training athletes, and Adam talks about his training day with Jason Mayhem Miller. The guys go more in-depth with their MMA discussion, comparing it to boxing and really enjoying this new sport. The guys also bounce back to football talk, and decide the final game should be exciting no matter who ends up playing in it. Comedian Bobby Slayton swing by next, celebrating his anniversary and just back from Vegas. Adam talks about his earliest stand-up days in Oakland, and discusses why he doesn't like Vegas. The guys also complain about fat people on the airplane, and the latest trend in overpriced cupcakes. The guys continue their rants against airlines and airport security, and as Adam tries to wrap the show, Bobby starts a fight with Jay Glazer. Follow Jay Glazer on Twitter @Jay_Glazer And Follow Bobby Slayton @ PitbullOfComedySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A sound byte from Bald Bryan prompts Adam to talk about producer Bob Evans, and how he likely discovered cocaine. Adam also proposes a Battle of the Blowhards competition, and suggests a scientific test to measure brain activity. Alison then jumps into the news, talking about the MMA fighter who wanted to take on Obama in a match, and how the Church is getting involved with how people name their kids. Adam goes on a rant about why he doesn't like Conan O'Brien, even though he considers him to be a talented guy. They also talk about an online dating site, which prompts Adam to ask Alison about her own dating life. When she says she's looking for a guy with a sense of humor, Adam goes on a rant about how unfunny most 'funny people' are. Eugene Mirman of Bob's Burgers comes on the show, and talks with Adam about the experience of recording an animated series. Adam also talks with him about being a 'special ed' student, and has Eugene speak to him in Russian. Jumping back into the news, the group discusses abortion statistics across the country, and terrible prison food. At the end of the show, Adam jumps on the phones for a round of Hobo Power to hear your most disgusting stink stories.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam opens the show with a rant against 'Depeche Mode syntho-bullshit.' The group listens to a variety of songs, and Adam talks about soulless music and near-identical remakes. He also offers a theory that relates the height of your bed to your level of success.Harry Hamlin comes in studio, and talks with Adam about his recently published memoir. The guys trade stories about growing up in SoCal, and Harry talks about getting kicked out of college for allegedly running a brothel. They also talk about Harry's dad: a rocket scientist who gave his 11-year-old son a 5-year subscription to Playboy.Adam then turns to the phones to answer your relationship queries. One caller wants her boyfriend to propose to her, and Adam recalls how relieved he was when he finally got married. Harry wishes he had heard Adam's words when he was younger, and talks about his own experiences in marriage. Adam and Alison also debate whether or not it's gay to be in a two-guy one-girl threesome.Today in the news, more information has come out about Arizona Shooter Jared Lee Loughner. Adam says that as sad as it is, it's still pretty surprising these shootings only happen every 5-7 years, considering how many guns and crazy people there are in this country. Other news stories include Kelsey Grammar's alleged cross-dressing, the Westboro Baptist Church, the new Verizon iPhone, and the increase of dining & ditching in New York.Be sure to pick up a copy of Harry Hamlin's memoir: 'Full Frontal Nudity: The Making of an Accidental Actor'See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam starts the show up after a delicious meal of Hungarian food. He talks about his audiobook, and suggests a way to hear your favorite shows or music without tuning out the entire world. They also play a part of his audiobook, and Adam goes on a rant about his son's orthopedic helmet. Jumping into the news, Adam, Alison and Bald Bryan talk about anti-gay churches, and the increase in gun purchases. Adam rants about people being concerned for being put on a list, and also talks about people who are only focused on their own priorities. Alison also brings up the statement made by the parents of Jared Lee Loughner, and Adam suggests they should be put on trial. After the break, Larry Miller joins the studio. Adam talks about getting a book from the guy who runs the Hungarian restaurant, and talks to Larry about trying to get rid of all the free stuff that comes in from everyone. The guys then start talking about charismatic cult leaders, and Larry talks about the time he was invited to join a cult. The show wraps with a round of the Hypothetical Road Trip game. Listen to This Week with Larry Miller, right here on the ACE Broadcasting Network. You can also visit his site: LarryMillerHumor.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam officially announces the new News Girl: Alison Rosen. He finds out a bit more about her background, her experience in a rock band, and her relationship with her family. Adam also talks about his own family, and the joys of raising twins. Heading into the news, Adam angrily discusses Ted Williams, a deadbeat dad who was once homeless but now doing voice-overs. Alison also talks about the trial of Jared Lee Loughner, and an MMA fighter who said he wants his next opponent to be President Obama. Also in the news is a scientific study about women's tears and arousal levels, which sends Adam on a side jag about gay porn. Next up, a round of Gaywalking. Pre-Op Board-Op Bill asks gay guys straight questions, and the guys in-studio vote on whether or not they'll get the answer correct. Teresa Strasser joins the show as today's guest. She comments on the Gaywalking game, and talks about her book officially being optioned. She also congratulates Alison on her new gig, and talks about getting bumped from The Today Show by one of the Baldwin brothers. Adam reminds her that all she needs to promote is book is good word of mouth, and Teresa mentions how grateful she is for all the nice reviews. Pick up a copy of Teresa's book, 'Exploiting My Baby.' Also be sure to get it signed at Laguna Beach Books on Jan 13th at 6pm. For more info, visit ExploitingMyBaby.com Hear more from Pre-Op Board-Op Bill at TheBillShow.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam welcomes Couin Sal and Dax Shepard back to The Happy Endings Bar on Sunset. Adam talks with Dax about his latest role, and asks Sal how he's fairing during the NFL playoffs. Adam also rants about his wife screwing up his Mexican food order, and explains how we all need rodeo clowns to help us forget our troubles. The guys also chat about getting fired from your job vs. quitting. Dax talks about his old boss tricking him into working harder, and also relays an embarrassing verbal slip he had when working as a restaurant host. The story reminds Adam of the time he said something embarrassing to Queen Latifah on late night TV, and he and Dax rant about her film, Taxi. Adam also talks about his relationship with his housekeeper, Olga. Dax talks about his own cleaning lady, and how he recently discovered she was drinking on the job. The guys also discuss the culture clash revolving around dogs, and wrapping the show up, the guys talk a bit more about Dax's largely improvised movie. Watch Dax on Parenthood, Tuesday nights at 10pm on NBC; and check out The Freebie, out on DVD and VOD on this Tues, Jan 11th. You can also catch Cousin Sal on Jimmy Kimmel Live, and on The B.S. Report, with Bill Simmons.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam just got back from taping an episode of Leno, and is ready to take your calls. First, a discussion of who you think should replace Teresa Strasser as our 2011 Newsgirl. Adam explains that Teresa is hard to replace, but all of the candidates will be great once he has time to break them in. Adam also talks about getting heckled during his show in San Francisco. Much to Adam's surprise, the same girl he saw driven away by the police that night wrote into the show, and Dawson reads her letter. He also takes a call about the proper way to raise your kids, and Adam explains how he wished his teachers had funneled his rambunctious energy into the drama department. He talks about what his next car would be, his reactions to the fan art he receives, and wraps things up with a guy who sounds like 'Black Harold Ramis.'See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.