Adam Carolla Show

Adam opens the show talking about a 'slow motion train wreck' as he prepared to race at Laguna Seca. He also talks about all the free racing suits he's been getting, only to have to pay for them later. Adam then talks about his experience filming The Talk, and goes on a rant about why gay guys can't understand that straight guys don't care about the same things as they do.Alison then goes into the audience to take some questions for Adam. One fan wants to get a tattoo of Adam on his chest, and Adam talks about how far someone has to go for him to pull a restraining order or call the cops on someone. A female audience member tells Adam that he's on her 'list,' and he finds out the other celebrities that made the cut. Adam also shares his thoughts on fashion and waterless urines.Nicole Sullivan joins the stage, and talks to Adam about working with William Shatner on the television series S#*% My Dad Says. Adam asks Nicole about Shatner's fascination with horses, and the guys talk about how bored they get by them. Nicole also talks about growing up in New York with her politician father, and the guys talk about the annoying entrance bell in pointless tchotchkes stores.Moving into the news, Weinergate continues. Alison reads an explicit transcript between Anthony Weiner and a blackjack dealer, and Adam talks about the differences between what turns men and women on. Adam then rants about the illegal immigrant situation after hearing about Alabama's new legislation, and talks about the supposedly incendiary remarks that Christopher Titus made the last time he was on Adam's show. After a story about soldiers being charged extra money for bringing extra luggage onto a plane, Adam ends the show ranting about Mayor Villaretardo.Be sure to subscribe to the Adam Carolla UStream Video Channel to see the show live! www.UStream.tv/ACEBroadcasting.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

At the top of the show, Adam and Dr. Drew discuss some of the problems with producers who don't let the talent do their jobs. Adam complains about the way they always dumb down their shows for the audience, and how you can't even have 'a heartbeat of silence.' The guys also talk about their wives' obsessions with terrible women on reality TV, and talk about the history of humans' 'sacrificial impulse.'The guys then jump to the phone lines to give listeners some relationship advice. The first caller spent some time with an ex-girlfriend and it just didn't feel right, and the next caller has a super hot girlfriend who he has no longer has a sex drive for. In both cases, Adam and Dr. Drew agree that the callers need to move on, and do that as swiftly as possible.In the second half of the show, Adam talks about a variety of frustrating interactions he had with famous women, that Dr. Drew was also a witness to. First, he talks about several maddening conversations with Black Eyed Peas front woman Fergie, and then he talks about an argument he had with Kelly Osbourne over WWII. Lastly, he talks about a panelist he recently talked to on Dr. Drew's show, who was shocked Adam couldn't remember that they were intimate together.The guys then talk about the death of former Celebrity Rehab patient Jeff Conway. Dr. Drew expresses his sadness, as Jeff appeared to be making some progress in the last couple of weeks. Adam asks where Dr. Drew thinks that drug companies fall when it comes to substance abuse, and if they actually benefit from selling massive amounts of pills to people who can't control themselves. The show then comes full circle as the guys discuss how the government needs to get out of the way, and let the trained professionals do their jobs.Follow Dr. Drew on Twitter @DrDrew, and visit www.DrDrew.com for more info. Also, be sure to subscribe to the Adam Carolla UStream Video Channel to see the show live! www.UStream.tv/ACEBroadcasting.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam's first call is a long one, but he and the caller discuss a variety of different topics. First, the guys talk about Albert Brooks, and how comedy can be used to actually say something important. The caller also asks Adam how advertising works behind the scenes of ACE Broadcasting, and what the daily schedule is like. Additionally, the caller happens to be a motivational speaker, and helps Adam find a different way to communicate to his wife so she'll rinse out the coffee mugs.The next caller wants to know which cars are best for picking up chicks. Another asks Adam about his favorite comedians. Adam also talks about a bad dream he had about mounting tires, but that actually led to him waking up feeling fine. Adam then gives some romantic advice to a guy trying to seal the deal with a stripper.As Adam continues his way down the call lines, he speaks to someone who noticed radio-controlled airplanes in a photo of Ace's garage. The caller wants to know how Adam got into them, and Adam expresses his passion for them even to this day. In the last part of the show, Adam talks about some of his worst crashes, and a particularly awkward exchange when the plane landed in his neighbor's yard.Be sure to subscribe to the Adam Carolla UStream Video Channel to see the show live! www.UStream.tv/ACEBroadcasting.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam has a nerdy heart to heart with Bald Bryan about the pronunciations of certain major sci-fi franchises, and how awful the film Thor was. Adam then rants about the multiple missed phone calls from Molly's vet that made him worry for no reason, and complains about people who show up too early to parties.Alison opens the news with a story about how hurricanes are named each year, and the guys discuss whether certain nationalities would want their names included on that list. Steve Martin was also recently in the news for being the victim of art fraud, and Adam tries to decide if he likes him or not. Later, Adam goes on a rant about his wife always leaving a ring of coffee in her mug, and tries to understand why people 'spend more calories arguing than absorbing.'Kyle Kinane then joins the show, and talks with Adam about going to Seattle. The guys also discuss the pros and cons of high-def sports and 3D TVs. Things are followed up with a round of Gaywalking, where the group votes whether or not the gay guys interviewed can answer 'straight-guy questions'. The show then wraps with a conversation about the song 'Lick It Up,' and other very strange love songs.Check out www.KyleKinane.com for more info on today's guest.Also visit www.TheBillShow.com, or download Bill's podcast on iTunes.And be sure to subscribe to the Adam Carolla UStream Video Channel to see the show live! www.UStream.tv/ACEBroadcasting.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

First up, Adam sits down for a quick phone call with former Daily Show correspondent Rob Riggle. During the call, the guys talk about the new webseries Rob hosts: The AXE Dirtcathlon. Adam thinks it's remarkable that we're the only species that chooses to get dirty for fun, and talks to Rob about his transition from being a Marine to being on The Daily Show. The guys also talk about the 'jock bias' they've both experienced on set.Things then transition to last night's performance at the Irvine Improv. Adam is ready to welcome Christopher Titus, but first spends some time discussing his weekend in San Francisco. More specifically, Adam talks about an aggravating meal at the House of Nanking, and also his experience seeing a gay flag at half-mast. Adam also rants about his Subway breakfast sandwich, and brings Titus out to talk about some rough performing experiences over the last couple days.Moving into the news with Alison, Sarah Palin has officially apologized for taking some press away from the day Mit Romney announced his run for presidency. Titus talks about just wanting to have a normal guy as president, and Adam suggests an emotionless robot for the job. The guys also watch a clip of Palin trying to explain the story of Paul Revere, and then the guys try to recall the story themselves.Another news story sends Adam on a rant about how difficult it is to open plastic packaging. The guys also talk about the passing of Dr. Kevorkian by natural causes, and the idea of assisted suicide. The final news story raises the question, 'Are Smurfs racist?' The show wraps up with a round of What Can't Adam Complain About, where the audience member who challenges Adam the most gets a free poster. Check out the dirty competition over at www.AXEDirtcathlon.comVisit www.ChristopherTitus.com, and follow Titus on Twitter @TitusNationBe sure to subscribe to the Adam Carolla UStream Video Channel to see the show live! www.UStream.tv/ACEBroadcasting.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After a long drive to San Diego, Adam and the gang are live at the House of Blues, with special guest Dana Gould. The conversation quickly turns to Halloween night, and the guys talk about adults with too much time on their hands, and slutty girl costumes. They also talk about how to deal with wild animal attacks, and the worst flavors of edible panties.Adam then talks about his trip to Charlotte, and the 'firesuit incident' that happened on the road. Later, Alison jumps into the news, opening with Mit Romney's quote about Obama failing America. The guys go on a tangent about crazy names, and between political talk, Adam talks to an audience member about how to properly remove anal beads. Kim Kardashian is also in the news for taking her husband's last name, and the guys discuss the announcement of Jane Lynch hosting the Emmy's.The group also discusses the new USDA food diagram, and whether or not it actually makes a difference anyway. Adam then talks about the rats and rattlesnakes on his property, and goes on a rant about square cafeteria pizza. The final news story is about cellphones causing cancer, and the guys chat about the good old days of phone booths and yellow pages.As is tradition with Dana, the guys watch and heckle clips of the Huell Howser program, 'California's Gold' during a round of Huell's Jewels. Adam then recalls some stories from his times as a teenager in Tijuana, and the show wraps up with a couple quick jabs at Dr. Drew and Nicolas Cage.Visit www.DanaGould.com, and follow Dana on Twitter @DanaJGouldBe sure to subscribe to the Adam Carolla UStream Video Channel to see the show live! www.UStream.tv/ACEBroadcasting.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The gang goes right into the news at the top of the show. First up, Shaq has announced his retirement via Twitter. They also talk about Anthony Weiner's response to the claims that he sent a picture of his junk to an old flame, and discuss the Canadian couple who won't reveal the gender of their baby. Adam is convinced there must be zero problems in this society if this is what we're all concerned with.Next up is a story about people who are angry about circumcision, and are suggesting it should be up to the kid to decide. They also discuss Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg's claims that he is only eating animals that he personally kills. The news is then followed by an all-staff edition of What Can't Adam Complain About.Today's guest is James Tupper, who stars alongside Jim Carrey in the new film Mr. Popper's Penguins. Adam also recalls that James was at his house back when he was renovating it, and the guys talk dirty about carpentry. James also talks about his experience working with Jim Carrey, which leads to a longer conversation about Carrey's career accomplishments.The conversation then steers back to carpentry, and Adam is reminded of an experience he had when a full construction crew was posing for a picture when one of them farted. As the show wraps up, the guys talk about the penguins in James' new film, and Adam invites James back to see his house now that it's finished.See James Tupper in the new film, Mr. Popper's Penguins. Out June 17th.Also, be sure to subscribe to the Adam Carolla UStream Video Channel to see the show live! www.UStream.tv/ACEBroadcasting.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam talks about his nice evening hanging out at Jimmy Kimmel's along with the whole family. He complains about not being able open the battery hatch on his daughter's new toy, and can't understand why the manufactures don't include the right tool. The group also talks about a suitable replacement for the term 'fag hag,' and Adam goes on long rant about not being alerted to the results of his MRI sooner.In the news today, faux-baby daddy Rogelio Baena is now suing Arnold for falsifying a state document that said Rogelio was the father. The guys examine who's really the badguy in this scenario, and whether or now the lawsuit will have any weight. Also in the news is a tweeted crotch shot of a would-be mayor, which gets Adam on a tangent about sitting next to a porn star on his flight home over the weekend. The guys then spend several minutes trying to figure out which porn star it was.Comedian Eddie Ifft is on the show next, and Adam asks him about a documentary he was working on, which deals with how the rest of the world views America. He talks about being booed as an American touring Europe during the beginning phases of the Iraq War, which starts Adam off on a jag about why people resent the one's trying to help them. Eddie then talks about a bad experience he had after eating a pot brownie, and how the drug altered his perception of life around him.Adam recalls his own experience seeing Sex and the City 2 high out of his mind, and talks about a particularly funny moment for him when he yelled at the cheering women in the theater. The guys then wrap the show discussing some of their more memorable movie theater experiences.Listen to Jim Jefferies and Eddie Ifft Talk Shit. Available on iTunes, or at www.jimandeddietalkshit.comAlso be sure to subscribe to the Adam Carolla UStream Video Channel to see the show live! www.UStream.tv/ACEBroadcasting.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam opens the show talking about how he failed drivers ed. He and Topher recall seeing each other briefly on Jimmy Kimmel's show last week, and can't believe it's been years since the time before that. Topher talks about his hometown and how excited he is to be filming a big movie there later this summer. He also talks about attending boarding school, and how he ultimately landed the lead role on That 70s Show.Adam talks with Topher about the idea of being an artist, but Topher is modest about his life and says he just likes the experience of talking with other people. He and Adam begin discussing how as a comedian, you have adapt to change, and Adam shares his wisdom about the importance of learning from your experiences.The guys then jump back to the success of That 70s Show, and they talk about the different career paths each cast member has lead. After watching a clip from Topher's new HBO movie 'Too Big To Fail,' they talk about the economic crisis and why people get so confused by all the numbers. The show wraps with Adam and Topher talking about not spending money you don't have, and how everyone knows deep down this is true.Watch Too Big To Fail, now re-airing on HBO, and HBO OnDemand.Be sure to subscribe to the Adam Carolla UStream Video Channel to see the show live! www.UStream.tv/ACEBroadcasting.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam welcomes back Superfan Giovanni and explains that Gio remembers more about Adam than Adam does. Gio asks Adam to talk more about the 'pirate ship' metaphor he mentioned in his initial podcast. Adam discusses being able to do the best work he can when he's with people he trusts and no outside influences. Gio also asks Adam to talk about his ability to be 'in the moment' all the time, and Adam explains the importance of compartmentalizing his thoughts.Gio then asks Adam about whether he'd ever be willing to do an international performance, and Adam points out that he's about to do his first live show in Toronto. Adam also talks to Gio about the Basic Cable Commentaries and why his film The Hammer isn't on Netflix. The guys then discuss recording his second audio book, and Adam talks about the Conan-Leno war for Late Night TV prime spot.After reading an old Entertainment Weekly for The Man Show, Adam talks more about just wanting to work with the people he wants to work with and be left alone. Gio asks Adam a series of rapid fire questions about past guests and thoughts for the future, and Adam wraps the show talking about his situation with Random House and why he's glad he doesn't need a middle man to reach the fans anymore.Subscribe to the Adam Carolla UStream channel to see the show live! www.UStream.tv/ACEBroadcasting.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam, Alison and Bald Bryan are joined by comedian Bill Burr right from the top of the show. Adam talks about a mani-pedi experience he had to discuss with his son, and also talks about passengers who freak out at the way you drive. Adam also talks about the MRI he had on his knee yesterday, and tells stories from his early football days. Adam and Bill also talk about the Tour de France, and go into a discussion about the pros and cons of steroids.Alison then goes into the crowd to field some questions from the audience. Adam talks about some of his pre-show requirements and habits, and also offers his thoughts on how we should handle future predictions from Harold Camping. The guys also talk about a woman who was harassed with a pool noodle and Adam and Bryan review the film Thor.The next news story involves former American Idol judges eating pot brownies, which gets the group talking about the weird stuff that only happens when you get high. Adam then goes into his experiences on a variety of drugs, and also talks about the time he got carbon monoxide poisoning.Adam gets upset when he learns that Candyland is about to become a movie, and shares his thoughts on board games. Alison also reports that atheists have the best sex life, and Denmark is halting the sale of Vegemite. Lastly, the guys discuss a Floridian who was attacked with butter, and the fake patron saint of venereal diseases.Check out www.BillBurr.com for all of Bill's tour dates, and watch for him in Season 4 of Breaking Bad this summer. And don't forget to subscribe to the UStream Video Channel to see exclusive behind the scenes footage of ACE Broadcasting, as well as Adam's daily live show www.UStream.tv/ACEBroadcastingSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam talks about a couple strange 'great magnet' events that happened to him in the last 24 hours: one involving the Batmobile, and another involving today's guest, Larry Flynt. Adam also shows a clip of him sustained an injury while filming something for his new Speed Channel show, and the group plays a round of Gaywalking.After a quick break, Larry Flynt and his co-author David Eisenbach come in studio. Adam and Larry catch up from their last interaction several years ago, and Adam gets a little personal talking about Larry's sex life. He also talks with David about writing the new book, and how political sex scandals have shaped the course of history. Larry explains how being a politician gives you a sense of empowerment, and David suggests that the public is becoming more accepting of this behavior as long as people are honest about it.Adam then talks to Larry about the state of Hustler across all platforms, including the magazines, stores, and online presence. The guys also talk a bit more about Larry's experience outing politicians, and the group goes into a deeper discussion about rough trade vs. vanilla sex, and what percentage of people cheat.Alison then goes into the news, discussing Arizona shooter Jared Loughner being declared mentally incompetent. They also talk about the verbal lashing 'liberal blowhard' politician Ed Schultz gave Laura Ingraham. Larry has his own strong words to say about her. As Larry heads out, Adam is presented with a boatload of porn, and the guys wrap the show talking about the Kim Kardashian proposal and Law and Order: SVU.Pick up a copy of Larry and David's new book: 'One Nation Under Sex'. Available on Amazon.comAlso, listen to The Bill Show on iTunes, or download at www.TheBillShow.comBe sure to subscribe to the Adam Carolla UStream Video Channel to see the show live! www.UStream.tv/ACEBroadcasting.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam opens the show discussing his busy morning of rolling calls and appearing on Showbiz Tonight. He complains about the ridiculous pace of those Entertainment-type shows, and that he never got a chance to say anything on the air. He also talks about driving around in the Batmobile for his new car show, and having an awkward exchange with his mom and step-dad while filming.In the news today, Alison reports on the rising death toll in Missouri after the single deadliest tornado on record. The guys also discuss the rapture that never happened this weekend, and whether or not it will actually happen later this year. Later Alison reports on LAX having the highest rate of baggage theft, and Adam goes on a rant about horrible airport employees. He also gets preachy about the Colombian immigrant claiming to be the biological father of Schwarzenegger's mistress' kid.Today's guests are NASCAR Twins Amber and Angela Cope. They talk about their experience driving in the Camping World Truck Series, and Adam talks about females becoming more competitive in the racing world. They flash back to the girls early days of racing, and follow their story through their first nationwide race last weekend. Adam also asks them about their love life and whether they've over fought over the same guy.Returning to the news, 'planking' is the latest, most dangerous trend in online memes. The group also talks about Oprah's final episode, and Adam complains about Tyler Perry. Lastly, the group talks about a guy caught masturbating on an airplane, and Alison reads off the highest earning college majors.Visit the NASCAR Twins' Facebook page at www.Facebook.com/AmberAngelaCopeBe sure to subscribe to the Adam Carolla UStream Video Channel to see the show live! www.UStream.tv/ACEBroadcasting.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam compliments Patricia and David on their new web series: Versailles. Adam asks Patricia to talk about working on a multi-camera sitcom vs. a single camera production. Adam also talks to the couple about how they met and jokes with them about the downsides of couples massages.Adam then talks with David about the Goodwood Festival in London, and how he gets pissed when locals don't know what he's talking about. The group also discusses European urinals, and how to get people to whizz where they're supposed to. There's also an extended conversation about construction site port-a-potties.David describes the backstory of their new web series, and how the lead character was created while on set for a movie. He further goes on to talk about how he and his writing partner just decided to film the series as opposed to going the 'suit route'. They then talk about some of the costars of the series, and Adam relates his experience on a road trip with Fred Willard.Adam asks Patricia about being religious, and she and David talk about some of the great experiences they've had attending their church. Adam compliments their efforts in the community, and talks about working with born again gang bangers back on his construction site days. He also talks about being an Atheist, and Patricia's inner Tiger Mom comes out to talk about the importance of raising your kids right and guiding them through the toxic environment around them.In the last segment of the show, Adam talks a bit more about David and Patricia's web series, and how he couldn't imagine this type of work when he was in an improv troupe. David recalls being a stand-up, and also wondered what the end game would be. They all agree on the liberating power of the web, and Adam imagines what Clark Gable would have done with a Twitter account. As the show wraps up, Adam discusses the Ringwald family, talks vintage cars with David, and talks about being a Catholic big brother.Be sure to subscribe to the Adam Carolla UStream Video Channel to see the show live! www.UStream.tv/ACEBroadcasting.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam has been waiting for this moment forever: sitting in Albert Brooks' office for an extended one-on-one chat. Right at the top, Adam reads the segment of his book where he praises Brooks' comedic abilities, and the guys also chat about Brooks' new book, '2030: The Real Story of What Happens To America'. The guys then talk about 'complisults' and the odds of one day having a half-Jewish president.Later, the guys discuss some of their pet peeves when it comes to the movies. Albert doesn't like it when characters are funnier than the actual person would be in real life, and Adam complains about 555 numbers. They also agree that sloppy dialogue can ruin a movie even if you can't put your finger on what's wrong. Adam also talks with Brooks about having set an extremely high bar for himself comedically, and how that affects his interactions with other comedians. Brooks honestly conveys his feelings about receiving criticism, and whether or not people actually care about what you do.Adam and Brooks also talk about their relationships with their siblings, and their successes in the field of writing books. Adam compliments Brooks on one of his all time favorite films, 'Defending Your Life', and Brooks suggests that it may be optioned for a Broadway musical. The guys also relate to their daughters growing up and maturing into women, and as the show wraps up, they talk about the battle of the sexes, and the future of sexuality.Click through our Amazon link to grab a copy of Albert Brooks' new novel: '2030: The Real Story of What Happens To America.' Subscribe to the Adam Carolla UStream channel to see the show live! www.UStream.tv/ACEBroadcasting.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

At the top of the show, Alison actually has a complaint about her day. She talks about her childhood pet, and how she discovered today that the bird did not die the way she was told. Adam feels her pain, and talks about an argument he had with his daughter today in an attempt to feed her medicine. He talks about some of the other relentless females in his family, and also gets in some jabs about crappy 80s music.The top news story today is Jeff Conway's coma. Some people are blaming Dr. Drew, since Jeff appeared on Celebrity Rehab. Adam stands up for Dr. Drew, saying that he cares too much about everyone. Adam also recalls a recent awkward experience on Dr. Drew's new show, when one of the panelists claimed she and Adam had slept together, even though Adam didn't remember her. Also in the news is Forbes list of Most Powerful people, and the guys read through Adam's actual rider, which breaks down what Adam requests when he performs at a venue.Character actor Stephen Root is today's guest, who Adam insists you'd instantly recognize. Stephen and Adam talk about the Shakespeare Center of Los Angeles, which helps make Shakespeare more accessible to the common man. They also talk about Stephen's generous donation to the University of Florida, and some of his early beginnings moving around the country and eventually breaking into the acting biz.Jumping back to the news, Alison talks about the World's Oldest Woman and reveals that the mother-daughter Botox story was a hoax. Adam also talks about that point in time when you cross-over the celebrities you lusted over as a kid. As the show wraps up, the guys talk about Sugar Ray Leonard's sexual abuse, Jerry Lewis' telethon retirement, and Stephen reads the plugs in character as writer Buzz Bissinger.Be sure to subscribe to the Adam Carolla UStream Video Channel to see the show live! www.UStream.tv/ACEBroadcasting.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam just returned from a performance on Jimmy Kimmel Live where it was revealed that Adam has officially taken the Guinness Book of World Records for Most Downloaded Podcast. Adam talks about his daughter Natalia's tonsil surgery this morning, and all the mishaps that occurred along the way (don't worry, she's recovered nicely).Adam then jumps onto the phone lines to hear from callers around the world. First he speaks to a guy in Norway who wants to know if Adam was not from the United States, would he move there? Adam also talks to a long time listener in South Africa who's now selling toothpaste across the country. Another caller is from Malaysia, and Adam talks to her about the caning controversy from the 90s.After the break, the gang talks about the time when the Guinness Book of World Records was the only source of entertainment. Adam then talks about the film Fast Five with a caller in Rio De Janeiro, and finds out about the some of the political corruption that's plaguing Brazil. He also talks to a caller from Dusseldorf, Germany about WWII guilt and Japanese internment camps, and speaks to a caller in New Zealand about Hoosiers vs. The Hammer. As the show wraps up, Adam takes a call from Nova Scotia about dickhead Canadians, and how his parents will react to Adam's new podcast record.Remember, tonight's show is free on Ustream, and will be archived for the next 30 days. But be sure to subscribe to the Adam Carolla UStream Video Channel to see every show live! www.UStream.tv/ACEBroadcasting.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam had a lovely day today, and talks about getting up at 5:45am this morning to roll through radio calls. He talks about the unique relationship you have with the publicist who runs you through the calls, and complains about having to wake up before the dog and rest of the family.In the news today, Arnold Schwarzenegger has been revealed to have fathered a love-child with a member of his staff. Adam is 'shocked' that a Kennedy woman was cheated on. The guys also talk about Stephen Hawking's claim that heaven is a myth, and Adam goes on a side jag about a familiar Belinda Carlisle song. The guys also talk about a dwarf who's suing Starbucks after being fired, and Alison talks about being a greeter at Sam Goody.Today's guest is Karrine Steffans, author and 'sexpert.' Adam asks her about her earlier life as a music video dancer and Karrine talks about growing up on St. Thomas in the Virgin Islands. Adam finds out more about her career as a writer and sexpert, and jokes about a bad experience he had with edible panties. Karrine also talks about the One-Man Gang Bang, glory holes, and some of the other tricks she's learned for the advanced, adventurous lover. The show wraps up with a round of Blah Blah Blog, where the guys try to match the blogs to the celebrities who wrote them.Pre-Order Karrine's book on Amazon and email your receipt to [email protected]. Early pre-orders will get a signed insert and a pair of Karrine's panties!Also subscribe to the Adam Carolla UStream Video Channel to see the show live! www.UStream.tv/ACEBroadcasting. Unfortunately no panties will be provided.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam is both happy and sad to report that the Mangria craze is sweeping the nation. He also talks about his love of entering the freeway, but goes on a rant about drivers who act like 'professional victims'. Adam then talks about his experience watching '24 Hours of Lemons' in Reno, and teases Larry Miller about how segment producers react to late night talk show stories.Contrary to yesterday's news report, Donald Trump is not running for President, and will not be making an announcement on his show. The guys all wonder what Trump sleeps in, and Larry suggests it would be weird to see Trump in anything other than a suit. The guys also talk about Chelsea Handler being cast in her own movie, and the mom who injected her kid with Botox, and has now lost custody. Adam also talks about his own children, and how he loves to wrestle with them.Today's guest is Oscar Nuñez, one of the stars of The Office, and also Adam's old stand-in from The Man Show. Adam talks to Oscar about the Man Show days, and asks him what it was like working under the new hosts once Adam and Jimmy left. Alison also asks Oscar to talk about his brief experience working as a dental technician, and Adam rants about unions and why he hates SAG.Returning to the news, a couple has named their daughter Like, after the Facebook button. The guys then discuss the weird names people have these days, and also talk about Seth MacFarlane's reboot of The Flinstones. As the show wraps up, they talk about a new study into what annoys us, and Adam goes on a huge rant about the decaf-to-regular coffee ratio.Watch the season finale of The Office. This Thursday, 9pm, on NBC.Also subscribe to the Adam Carolla UStream Video Channel to see the show live! www.UStream.tv/ACEBroadcastingSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam has a couple complaints at the top of the show. He thanks Portland for a great show, but goes on a rant about his book publishers for not understanding that he's just trying to sell more books for them. He also rants about Comedy Central censoring his movie, and talks to Alison about attending her sister's wedding this weekend.In the news, Donald Trump may or may not run for president-but is planning on making some sort of announcement during the Celebrity Apprentice finale. Adam also talks about releasing vs. killing spiders, and talks with Alison about the porn found on Osama Bin Laden's computer. Mike Lynch jumps on the mic as well and talks about discovering porn in his dad's dresser drawer, even though Adam would never find such things in his own house.Dr. Bruce comes on next, and talks about Adam's daughter's upcoming tonsil surgery. Adam rants about the dicks at airport security and the dick nurses at the hospital where the twins were born. The group then talks about the mummified Playboy playmate, and discuss the hockey player who passed away over the weekend. The segment wraps up with a discussion of CAT scans, buying crab shampoo, and the resurgence of bedbugs.Today's next guest is Jared Eng, of JustJared.com. Adam talks with him about the early days of the site, and how it picked up steam to nab 100million page views a month. They also talk about Jared's relationship with his parents, and how he was only allowed to watch 30 mins of TV a week growing up. Adam also talks to him about having brothers all named with the same first letter.The rest of the news opens with a discussion of the sale of the Unabomber's personal affects. Adam compares pictures of the Unabomber and John Holmes. The guys also talk about the opening of the first In-n-Out in Texas, and fast food requirements for celebrities. As the show wraps up, Alison talks to Jared about how he gets his sources, and Adam makes a proclamation about fast food hamburgers.Check out www.JustJared.com to get the latest entertainment updates. Also subscribe to the Adam Carolla UStream Video Channel to see the show live! www.UStream.tv/ACEBroadcastingSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Live from the Jon Lovitz Comedy Club, Adam starts the show addressing some serious rich white guy problems. He talks about his publicists sending him across town for a radio gig, only to find it was a complete waste of time. Later he had to drive back across town to record a podcast, and at the end of the day he let off all his steam on his assistant Jay.Alison heads into the crowd to take questions from the audience. One guy has his parents in town for graduation, even though he hasn't been to class in 9 months. Another fan asks Adam which celebrity he'd want to hook up with, and Adam also seriously reflects on chasing material wealth when a fan asks him to talk about the meaning of life.Comedian Paul Rodriguez comes out next, and talks about performing at the El Portal in North Hollywood, where Adam grew up. Adam rants about more rich white guy problems, and talks about the useless Spanish lessons he got in high school. Adam and Paul exchange some Tijuana stories, and talk about how to fix the situation in Mexico.Alison then announces a new behind-the-scenes special you can watch if you subscribe to Ustream, and jumps into the news. In celebrity news, Ashton Kutcher is set to replace Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men, and Bristol Palin admits to having corrective jaw surgery. Adam also talks about the day's latest backyard snake fatality, and brings the show back around to Tijuana tacos.Go to www.ElPortalTheatre.com to purchase tickets for Paul Rodriguez's upcoming live show.And don't forget to subscribe to the UStream Video Channel to see exclusive behind the scenes footage of ACE Broadcasting, as well as Adam's daily live show www.UStream.tv/ACEBroadcastingSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam sits down one-on-one with Andrew Breitbart, and tells him that he was just enjoying his appearance on Real Time with Bill Maher. Adam realizes they agree on a lot of issues, but not when it comes to John Waters' movies. Adam also talks to Andrew about his new book, 'Righteous Indignation,' and Andrew talks about being a voice for the tea party movement.Adam then goes on a rant about Hollywood films being shot outside of the state because of all the taxes. Andrew agrees, suggesting that overnight Los Angeles went from one of the greatest cities to one of the crappiest. They also talk about judging a city by its bumper stickers, and conclude that LA as we know it is over. The conversation wraps with a conversation about the origins of Huffington Post.Things jump over to a previously recorded Skype chat with musician James Blunt. Adam asks James to talk about his earlier military career, and how it prepared him to now be an extremely popular musician. Adam also asks James for his thoughts on knowing you're about to take part in a military operation where someone will be killed.Adam then goes on a rant about his second audiobook, and discusses how he never realized as a kid how stupid adults could be. Around this time, Skype begins to cut out, and Adam and James exchange their own Skype woes. James also has room service delivered, and Adam attempts to talk to the delivery guy as James writes in a tip.As James prepares to enjoy his chicken wings, Adam jumps back to James' career in the military, and how things took off for him musically after that. The show wraps with James talking about his time protecting the Queen, and how he eventually signed with an American record label.Check out www.Breitbart.com for more info on today's first guest.You can also pick up James Blunt's new album, and find out upcoming tour dates at www.JamesBlunt.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

At the top of the show, Adam shares some very fortunate news about the future of the podcast. He goes into details about another offer he was considering, and talks about ultimately choosing the podcast thanks to the recent influx of listener support. He also goes on a rant about flavored coffee, and reminds everyone the importance of trusting your gut.Next on the podcast is special guest Tim Daly, one of the stars of Private Practice, and according to an argument Adam and Bald Bryan got into, the star of the film Diner. The guys then talk about Tim's work on The Sopranos, and his work as President of The Creative Coalition.Moving into the news, the top story is the split of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver. Tim helps shed some light on their relationship by discussing a vacation he went on with them several years ago. The guys also talk about why Arnold got a free pass even though he clearly did steroids, and discuss some of the other inequalities in the judicial system.Tim also offers first person perspective on Obama and Donald Trump, since he was at the same White House Correspondents Dinner where Obama cracked wise. The guys then talk about the leaked nude photo of Pippa Middleton, and Adam rants about paparazzi being able to take photos and video without your consent. As the show wraps up, the guys take a look at the nation's biggest Great White shark, and discuss Larry King's NY bagel empire.Follow Tim on Twitter @ TimmyDaly. You can also show your support by visiting www.TheCreativeCoalition.orgSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

At the top of the show, Adam reflects on a ridiculous new LAPD bumper sticker he saw while meeting with his writing partner Kevin Hench. Larry Miller is also in studio, and shares his hatred for lame bumper stickers. Both guys agree the cops should stop writing us chicken shit tickets so we can focus on their other apparently important causes like senior abuse and human trafficking.Moving into the news, Alison talks about Pippa Middleton's $5 million offer to appear in a porno. Larry can't help but drool over Kim Kardashian instead. They also discuss the new time change in Samoa, and a woman who woke up from oral surgery with an Irish accent. Before Larry heads out, Adam rants about people who complain about rising stamp prices, and the group plays a round of Made Up Movie.Comedian Mike Schmidt comes in studio next, and Adam explains that he thought he was interviewing the baseball player. The guys then discuss the fact that Mike used to weigh 500 pounds, and what the process was like getting gastric bypass surgery. Mike speaks openly about 'eating like a crazy person,' and some of the humiliating experiences he's had as he struggles with his weight. The show wraps with Mike helping to settle a very important argument about what to put on your Philly Cheesesteak and Adam pitches names for a new Big and Tall store.Check out www.MikeSchmidtComedy.com, and download Mike's podcast, The 40 Year Old Boy, now on iTunes.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam opens the show with some of his Mother's Day complaints. He goes on a rant about car valets, and tells a story about going shopping at the mall with the kids.Comedian and podcaster Marc Maron comes out next, and talks about his last few nights performing at this same venue in Irvine. The guys also complain about aggravating hecklers in the audience, and dudes who clearly don't know or care who you are. Marc also tells a story from a weird on-stage situation he had in Australia.At the top of the news, Alison mentions some exciting staff news about an upcoming pregnancy. Adam also talks about his daughter being upset over her name, and hears about the latest military research into Attack Crows. The guys also talk more about Osama Bin Laden, and go through the least stressful jobs.Amongst the list of laid-back jobs is dental hygienist, so the guys discuss some of their more particularly vivid dental horror stories. Adam complains about Q-tips, and the show wraps with a new segment from Alison's fake pregnancy memoir.Visit www.WTFPod.com, and download the WTF podcast on iTunes.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Live from the Jon Lovitz Comedy Club, Adam opens the show complaining about constantly being interviewed about Dr. Drew's successes. Alison then goes into the audience to take questions from the crowd, and Adam launches into a rant about lobsters. Bald Bryan also plays a song that triggers Adam's harshest breakup, and Adam talks about which actors run the worst in Hollywood.Tonight's guest is comedian Lisa Ann Walter, who crosses her legs and reminds Adam of Dr. Drew's same girly habit. The group also discusses Dr. Drew's sex appeal, and Adam talks about snake wrangler who visited his house today. Adam and Lisa also exchange crazy animal stories about their dogs.Before jumping into the news, The Tournament of Rosen winner is revealed. Adam talks with him about potential date ideas, and Lisa chimes in with some romantic advice. The guys also discuss Osama Bin Laden's pot plants, the origins of Cinco De Mayo, and the problems with cockfighting the US.Also in the news is a guy who got stoned off of bath salts and murdered some baby goats, but Adam is more concerned about the comparative qualities of corn and baby corn. Adam imagines a conversation with St. Peter and talks about how he thinks he might go. Alison also gives an update on Lindsay Lohan, and Lisa recalls her experience working with her as a child actress. The show wraps with news of Mariah Carey's twins, and Adam talks about being the most p-whipped nation with the best military.Visit www.LisaAnnWalter.com for more info on tonight's guest.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

At the top of the show, Adam welcomes Andy Dick back to the show Adam tells a story from the early days of the podcast, when Andy smoked a cigar and Donny kept it as a souvenir. Andy also talks about the past drama with Jon Lovitz, and brings everyone up to speed on his arrest several nights ago. Adam hears his side of the story, and also talks to him about his new football comedy, Division III.Next up, Adam welcomes actress Sheryl Lee Ralph to the couch. The guys joke about whether or not they've met before, and Adam talks to her about her Tony nomination for the Broadway show, Dreamgirls. Adam also talks to her about getting the right representation in the biz, and Sheryl talks about writing her first book.Adam jokingly relates to the struggles of being a black actress in Hollywood, and goes on a side jag about women's hair. Sheryl and Alison give Adam a hard time about not growing his own hair out, so he shows a family photo from his youth and takes everyone through the unsmiling faces. He also gives a PSA to parents who act depressed in front of their kids.The guys then dive into the earlier career of Sheryl, and she talks about making it as an actress even though her mom wanted her to be a doctor or lawyer. The conversation then steers toward social issues, and the group discusses why a larger dialogue needs to take place about the education problem in this country. As the show wraps up, Adam calls Donny on the mic to discuss the horrible education they both received going through High School, even though Sheryl doesn't believe the stories.Hear more of Andy at www.AndyDick.comSheryl can be found at www.SherylLeeRalph.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's been a whole day since Adam saw a snake, so he's feeling pretty good. He talks with Alison and Bryan about why sitcoms fail, and compares running a studio to managing a football team. He also goes on a rant about focus groups, and wonders why we even need executives at all.Into the news with Alison, there are people concerned that Osama Bin Laden's death is a conspiracy. Adam stands by his stance that waterboarding works, and says it's completely appropriate to celebrate when evil dies. Alison also mentions a teacher who wouldn't shave until Osama was found, and Adam jokes about his own silent-but-deadly protest. There's also a side jag about Pegasus poop, and Adam talks about Ron Jeremy getting fat while having an on-camera career.Comedian Matt Walsh comes in next, and jokes with Adam about swimming in the Playboy grotto. The guys also talk about foam soap, and Adam complains about the magic eye dispensers in the bathroom that don't always work. Adam also talks with Matt about his experience in The Hangover, and the guys discuss the very revealing performance of Ken Jeong.After a discussion about Matt's new film, Alison goes back into the news with the story of Andy Dick's arrest. Adam and Matt also act out how Adam trains his wife to answer the phone, and the guys talk about Anne Hathaway's overly enthusiastic attitude toward everything.Check out www.UCBComedy.com, or follow Matt on Twitter @MrMattWalshSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam talks about killing yet another rattlesnake outside his house today. He tells the story of his dog Molly's run-in, and explains that since then, just in the last couple days, he's come across three more. He also rants about his kids' motorized cars, and talks with Larry Miller about the problems with catching and taming animals.In the news, more details have been coming out about Osama Bin Laden's death. Alison talks about the compound he was found in, and the 'surgical raid' that went on inside. Adam talks about using your wife as a human shield, and also sends a message to all his pussy friends on the left who were concerned about creating terrorists by fighting back. Alison also reads off some of the conspiracy theories surrounding his death, and Adam makes fun of not-so-menacing movie lines.Next up, Tom Arnold comes in studio and talks about his co-stars in the new film 'Brother's Justice'. Adam then recalls a story that Tom once told on the radio show about approaching the man who molested him as a kid, and Tom retells how the second encounter went down. The guys also talk about Tom's relationship with his mother, and Adam rants about women who voluntarily abandon their kids.On a lighter note, Tom recalls a feud he got into with some of the Seinfeld cast after somebody parked in his parking spot. The guys wrap the show discussing their various celebrity sightings at Jimmy Kimmel's last party, and Adam talks with Tom about his sobriety. Check out www.TomArnoldComedy.com, or follow him on Twitter @Tom ArnoldAlso be sure to visit www.AceLarryMiller.com for all the latest episodes.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam opens the show discussing the 'odyssey' he had this weekend while traveling in the mid-west. He complains about locals not telling him the appropriate time to get to the airport, and how the theaters take all your money through their fees. Adam also rants about today's youth and people yelling in hotel hallways at 6am.Adam welcomes both Kirk Morrison, and Dr. Bruce to the show next. Adam talks with Kirk about having to change his NFL number, and some of the owner-player conflicts currently plaguing the league. Kirk and Dr. Bruce also discuss the life expectancy of a football player, and talk about performance enhancing drugs.As Dr. Bruce moves into his medical news segment, he brings up the death of Osama Bin Laden. Adam is still waiting to discuss the heroism involved because he's been burned too many times. The guys also debate what this will mean for airport security, and Adam wonders why Osama wasn't sold out much sooner than now.Discussing more medical news, Dr. Bruce describes a particularly graphic medical condition, and reveals the unfortunate news that flushing the toilet with the lid open will aerate your feces. The guys then cut live to CNN, streaming in front of the White House, and Adam predicts someone on the left will soon be on-air complaining about all the cheering in the US. Alison then wraps the show with news about the Royal Wedding, and the NATO airstrike that killed some of Gaddafi's family.Visit www.KirkMorrison.com, or follow him on twitter @KirkMorrison55See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Phil Rosenthal speaks to Adam about his love of Adam's audiobook. Adam exchanges the love fest, and shares his enthusiasm for Phil's latest project, 'Exporting Raymond.' The documentary follows Phil as he brings the successful series 'Everybody Loves Raymond' to a Russian audience, and tries to deal with execs who have no idea what is or isn't funny.Of course Adam relates to dealing with unhelpful studio notes, and shares his own thoughts on the difference between a show that's 'nice' versus 'funny'. The guys also discuss the importance of actually caring about the characters you're investing in, and why it's better to be real instead of broad. Phil gives Adam advice to make the show he wants, regardless of notes, since it's likely they'll cancel it anyway.Moving on, Adam asks Phil about the movie screenings that he does at his house, and Phil explains that the tradition goes back to his high school days, having friends over to watch HBO movies on TV. Adam tells a particularly embarrassing story from when he had to leave one of Phil's screenings early, and Phil encourages Adam's self esteem.Toward the end of the podcast, the guys talk about the benefits to being nice as you make your way through the industry. Adam also talks about watching Pixar films with the kids, and jokes about his nanny interpreting the lyrics to La Cucaracha. As the show wraps up, things come full circle to making sitcoms, and Phil says you have to pick your battles. Adam thanks Phil for his time, and looks forward to the next movie night.Check out the new doc, Exporting Raymond, opening today! Visit www.ExportingRaymond-Movie.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Live from the Jon Lovitz Comedy Club, Adam opens the show talking about his eclectic morning of radio shows, podcasts, videos, and helping his wife with the car. Greg Fitzsimmons joins, and Alison starts in the audience taking questions from the crowd. Adam talks about getting high with Joe Rogan, and gives advice on getting laid in the Valley.Adam and Greg then jump into an improv, playing out realistic stripper names. Adam and Bald Bryan also debate the merits of Monopoly, and Adam reflects on some of his favorite podcast interviews.Before jumping into the news, Alison announces a new series of Carolla videos on Huffington Post, and gives an update on the Tournament of Rosen. The guys discuss both the release of Obama's birth certificate, and also Donald Trump's 'interview with himself' about his impact on the day's events. Alison also reads a story about a dead body misplaced on an airplane, which sends Adam into a huge rant about his Alaska Airlines woes.In the last part of the show, Alison reveals the inventor of the teleprompter dies, and talks about the 10 Most Stressful Jobs. Adam and Greg discuss working over a hot grill at a fast food fryer, and wonder how stressful it really is to be a real estate agent.Hear more from today's guest at www.GregFitzsimmons.comCheck out clips from 'Face 2 Face with Ace', and 'One Man's Opinion' at www.HuffingtonPost.com/ComedySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam starts out by apologizing to Bald Bryan for missing his Film Vault recording earlier today. The guys still chat about 80s Action Movies anyway, and Adam explains he's helping out extra around the house since his nanny Olga is out of town. Adam also goes on another rant against the LAPD, and demands that we have competent representation in our government. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam makes fun of the way Larry Miller is dressed today, and goes into a complaint he has from the weekend. Adam then tells a couple stories when he and Lynette interacted with some dick LAPD officers, and wonders why he's the only person unafraid to speak up about the way they treat their citizens.Moving into the news with Alison, Donald Trump and Robert DeNiro have gotten into a war of words. Adam expresses his own thoughts on DeNiro's intelligence, and also hears about Charlie Sheen and Bree Olson's split. The news wraps with a conversation about Flava Flav's business woes.David Koechner joins to help Larry Miller out with the Hypothetical Road Trip Game. But first, the guys talk about the webseries they once worked on about Hollywood Bald Guys. They also chat about getting mistaken for one another, and talk with Adam about ESPN's 30 for 30 series. The show wraps with a conversation about The Rock's appearance in the latest Fast and Furious film.Visit www.AceLarryMiller.com, or subscribe for free on iTunes.Also check out www.DavidKoechner.com for the latest info on tonight's guest.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam is ready to rant, right from the top of the show. He's doing some work for Dancing with the Stars again, and can't understand how many times he has to have the same conversation with the same people. Adam and Dr. Drew also discuss how being from the 70s makes you like older cars, older architecture, and older pornos. There's also an extended conversation about Evel Knievel and Candy Loving.Adam has Dr. Drew count off all the different shows that Dr. Drew is involved in right now, and Dr. Drew also talks about his kids performing in Beauty and the Beast for school. Adam talks to Dr. Drew about his kids' self esteem, and how you have to earn it, as well as respect. They bring in some cultural elements as well-how different races react to earning respect-and Adam says he will convince his kids that they are not blessed or lucky.During a break, Donny came in to talk to Dr. Drew about his posture for the Ustream feed, and now Adam gives him a hard time for slouching. The guys reflect what they would do in their Loveline days when producers would give them notes, and rant about horrible decisions being made all around them.Adam and Dr. Drew then jump to the phones and talk to a guy trying to get his wife to do anal again, even though it hurt her the first time. The guys also talk about Charlie Sheen's stage career, and give their thoughts on online dating. The last caller is concerned about his ability to have children as he grows older, and Adam wraps the show debating with Dr. Drew about whether or not gay couples really can raise their kids the same way straight couples can.Watch Dr. Drew on HLN, weeknights at 9pm. Find out more at DrDrew.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam apologizes for showing up a bit late tonight, and rants about the parking situation at Universal Citywalk. He also rants about flying into LaGuardia airport, and talks about the shitty in-flight movie he was forced to watch.Mike O'Malley then comes out, and talks about the success of the TV series Glee. Mike has been portraying a father with a gay son, and Adam details some 'interesting homophobic thoughts' about potentially having a gay son. The guys also talk about the recent comments Kobe Bryant made, and Mike passionately speaks out against gay violence. Adam and Bald Bryan also trade stories about awkward radio calls they've dealt with.Alison jumps into the news with a story about a fight that broke out and injured people outside of a McDonalds. Adam and Mike both worked for the franchise, and Adam talks about getting into a fight himself before someone could humiliate him while he worked there. Adam also details another fight he was in, and revels in Ray's retaliation months later. The guys also talk about the latest news in peanut banning, Donald Trump politics, and the validity of Obama's birth certificate. Adam then considers a Nanny-exchange program, and offers his thoughts on advancements on toilet seats. The show wraps with Adam's Mangria story, and Alison reads a segment from her fake pregnancy memoir.Catch Mike O'Malley on Glee. Tuesdays at 8pm on FOX.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam just returned from one of his fastest trips ever: a red eye to NY to record a segment for his upcoming show on the Speed Channel, then back to LA the same evening. He talks a bit about the experience, and also thanks everyone for supporting his audio book. So much support, in fact, that Adam is going back and recording more material. He goes on a huge rant about trying to negotiate the deal with his publishers, and tries to rationalize why he has to tell everyone how to do their jobs properly.Adam also talks about the official release of Josh Gardner's album, Mr. Stinkfinger. Adam discusses how hilarious Josh is, and laughs at a few sample tracks. Be sure to get the album on iTunes, out now.In the news today, Charles Manson has spoken up about his views on Global Warming (Alison agrees with him). Also in the news, Tyler Perry and Spike Lee are in the midst of a war of words, and Adam wants to know why Oprah keeps supporting Perry. The guys also discuss an intricate prom dress made out of candy wrappers, and the show ends with the news of a mailman who defecated on someone else's lawn.Pick up Josh Gardner's new album, Mr. Stinkfinger, available now on iTunes - http://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/josh-gardner/id422351444See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam opens the show discussing Morgan Spurlock's latest documentary: Pom Wonderful Presents The Greatest Movie Ever Made. The movie is all about advertising and product placement, and Adam agrees that it's distracting when you see a movie with a fake cereal or university name. The guys also talk about other documentaries that made them laugh, including Overnight and The Kid Stays in the Picture.Adam talks to Morgan a bit more about his career, and the past 7 years since Super Size Me was released. Morgan discusses the inspiration for the doc, and the fast-tracked way in which they got the film to Sundance. They then jump back even earlier in Morgan's career, and talk about working for free and pitching your ass off all for the small chance that you might get your break.Adam and Morgan then discuss another project that Morgan is working on with Will Arnett and Jason Bateman about Male Grooming. The guys also talk about some of their favorite films, and go on a side jag about boring nature documentaries. The show wraps up with Adam and Morgan jumping onto the phone lines. They take calls about where Osama Bin Laden may be, when advertising crosses the line, and why certain companies resisted being in Morgan's doc.Check out Morgan's new documentary, The Greatest Movie Ever Sold, in theaters this Friday. Or visit www.MorganSpurlock.com for more info on today's guest.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam talks about this past weekend, where he attended a party for Howard Stern at Jimmy Kimmel's house. Adam talks about all the famous people he got the meet, and some of the quality conversations he had with stars like Ashton Kutcher, Emily Blunt and George Clooney. He also talks about taking his son out for lunch at Carney's, and spending the afternoon at Jay Leno's car warehouse.Natasha Leggero comes in studio next, and Adam grills her on her relationship status. They talk about why it's crazy to get married in today's age, and Adam tries to offer some reasons why you might consider it. They also talk about Natasha's parents and brother, and Adam goes on a jag about why most comedians become comedians. Alison and Natasha talk about having their folks on Twitter, and Adam and Bryan discuss Adam's parent's indifference to his career.Moving into the news, Alison first reports a story about a Tea Party activist who's resigning after sending around a racist pic. They also talk about a baseball fan's tax debacle after winning a bunch of coupons, and the origins of the disease that plagued the Playboy Mansion. In sadder news, the guys discuss the passing of the world's oldest man, and a public suicide during an open mic night. The show wraps up with Adam talking about almost accidentally bringing a huge blade onto an airplane.Get a copy of Natasha's comedy album, Coke Money, now on iTunes. You can also visit her site at www.NatashaLeggero.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam just got back from an event in Vegas, and has much to say about the shitty airline food. Alison also asks Adam to list his order of preference of mixed nuts, and talks about her appearance alongside Bald Bryan on the Doug Loves Movies podcast. They then jump into the news, with a report that Sasha Grey has retired from the porn industry. Adam and the gang also dissect a tampon commercial Adam saw the other day.Comedian Amy Schumer joins the studio next, and Adam talks to her about digitally releasing a comedy album as opposed to all the plastic and manufacturing. The guys also share a thought about Tim Allen, and Amy gets a little personal with her love life. Adam then talks to her about Curb Your Enthusiasm, and calls the group out for not backing up his point.Next up is a round of Hobo Power, where the guys take your calls for your worst stink stories. Alison questions a guy living on a Dairy Farm, and Amy tells a stink story of her own. Adam then finds out more about Amy's family and past, and she and Alison reflect on their 'ho days.' Amy then discusses the impact of her performance on Last Comic Standing, and Alison jumps back to the news. First they talk about students being temporarily banned for wearing 'I Heart Boobies' Breast Cancer Awareness bracelets, then they talk about the sad decline of Soap Operas. The show wraps with a discussion of when's an appropriate time to hold your lady's hair back and when it was cool to wear half-shirts.Visit AmySchumer.com for the latest information on tonight's guest. Also be sure to pre-order her CD on iTunes. Out April 26th.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam talks about leaving a meeting this morning and being flipped off by another driver. His reaction may surprise you. He also talks about a run-in with TMZ, and goes on a rant about how they're able to legally see which celebrities are on which flights, and ultimately profit off them without permission.Alison then reads a chapter from her fake pregnancy memoir, and talks about an evening she had at the Carolla house eating dinner. Adam gives her a hard time for taking home her leftovers, and Alison reflects on watching Adam wrestle with the kids.Tonight's guest is owner of the Jon Lovitz Comedy Club, Jon Lovitz himself. The guys go on a jag about cameras adding weight, and looking shitty in photographs. Alison then jumps into the news, with a story about a human sample finally being donated to Iceland's Penis Museum. Also in adult news, a patron visiting an adult bookstore was mysteriously set on fire. Later they discuss a blind dog with its own seeing eye dog.Adam then goes on a rant about french fries, and talks with Mike August about bringing hazelnut coffee to a meeting. Still on the topic of food, Adam complains about stuffed crust pizza, and talks about Jimmy Kimmel's obession with pizza ovens. Jimmy's having a pizza party this weekend with a celebrity chef, and August is not invited. The show wraps up with a story about the Verizon Guy, and a fast paced round of Totally Topical Tivo Trivia.Get more info about tonight's guest and the club itself, at TheJonLovitzComedyClub.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

At the top of the show, Adam talks to Demetri about unfunny cartoons, and explains what it really means to be a 'humorist.' Tbe guys also talk about performance artists, and talk about how Demetri is about to play a show where Adam just finished performing. Demetri talks about aggressive homeless people, and Adam talks about how grateful he is to not have to do manual labor for a living anymore.Demetri then asks Adam about his history with Jimmy Kimmel and how long they've known each other. The guys talk about seeing celebrities in LA coffee shops, and Adam tells a story about Norm MacDonald and his best friend. Later, Adam discusses the film Grown Ups, and his fascination with rich people who do shitty work.Toward the end of the show, the guys break down the different types of comedians, and Demetri suggests that he has an edge, even if his stage show isn't about banging hookers. Adam goes on a rant about annoying cell phone rings, and talks to Demetri about supplying drawings and book plates for people who pre-order their books. The show wraps with Adam complaining about Bob Dylan's recent Grammy performance.Get Demetri's new book, 'This Is A Book,' at DemetriMartin.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam welcomes Jesse Ventura to the show, and Jesse praises Adam for his work on The Man Show. The guys talk about the origins of the show, and of course the girls on trampolines. Jesse also talks about his latest book, '63 Documents Your Government Doesn't Want You To Read,' and has a passionate conversation with Adam about our political system and international relationships.The guys also talk about Jesse's experience as a Navy SEAL, working as part of the Underwater Demolition Unit. Jess talks about the intense training process, and some of his experiences in Vietnam, including something he calls 'Dupont fishing'. The guys also chat about their kids, and how to give them 'that grit'.Adam and Jesse talk about various forms of torture, including sleep deprivation and water boarding. Jesse explains what the process is like from a first-hand experience, and talks to Adam about whether or not torture is an effective method to getting accurate information. It leads to a larger discussion about government conspiracies and the actions of post 9/11 America. Adam then wraps the show talking to Jesse about the daily routine of Vietnam, and the documents Jesse has brought to light in his new book.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam opens the show talking about chicks that shed their hair. Mike Lynch is filling in for Bald Bryan, and Adam calls in special guest Joe Rogan right away. The guys talk about their shared thoughts about each other from earlier in the day, and talk about the intimacy of recording podcasts. They also discuss the differences between telling jokes and sharing ideas, and discuss the pros and cons of working on lots of small projects instead of just one big one. Alison tells a story about going to a Chinese restaurant and being served a duck that still had its head. It gets the group discussing hunting, and some of the controversial animal population control issues that plague certain parts of the world. The guys also talk about a Chicago school banning kids from bringing their lunches from home, and discuss the 'inevitability of a sedentary life style.' Adam and Joe then talk about some of the great shows they've had in Portland, and Joe convinces Adam to try touring in Canada. The guys also discuss some of the problems with living in LA, and Adam goes on a rant about the condition of our school systems and his favorite Los Angeles mayor. Later, the conversation morphs into a discussion about international cultural differences. Adam and Joe talk about visiting Tijuana when they were kids, and how the city is so different now. They also talk about post-tsunami Japan, and are amazed at the politeness of everyone as they wait for emergency supplies. Bringing everything back to Los Angeles, Adam talks about the type of society that is ideal, and explains that we either need to get back to our roots or abandon the city. The show wraps with a conversation about the Fleshlight. Listen to The Joe Rogan Experience, available on iTunes.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam thanks the crowd for coming out to the Irvine Improv early on a Sunday evening. He talks about a haircut he got at a Mexican barbershop, and alludes to a fight he got into with his wife Lynette earlier in the day. He calls special guest Greg Fitzsimmons on stage for his thoughts on their argument about where the car keys were last placed. Alison tries to offer her thoughts from a female perspective, and Greg talks about a fight he had with his wife as well. Adam asks Alison to jump into the news to get him out of his funk. To cheer him up, she reads a story about a clown pedophile. After deciding that clowns have most certainly caused more harm than good, he talks about his own experiences auditioning to be a 'party pal.' Alison also discusses Taco Bell's announcement that they're making Dorito taco shells, and Adam rants about Mexican food. Greg introduces a segment where he confesses an actual sin to Adam, and asks for Adam to give a legitimate penance. Adam then finishes the show with a round of What Can't Adam Complain About, where he offers his thoughts on the Toyota Grand Prix, beer bottles, and why he'll be using the twins as a buffer between him and the wife. Download Greg's new app, and check out his live shows this week at Caroline's. More information available at GregFitzsimmons.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Streaming live for the first time from the Jon Lovitz Comedy Club, Adam opens the show complaining about being stuck under a speaker during his lunch, and ranting about shitty Phil Collins music. Alison also talks to Adam about a cut on his finger, and Adam tells a story about trying to help his kids open their toys. In the news, the escaped Bronx zoo cobra has been found, and given a new name. The guys laugh about the snake's apparent ability to tweet, and also discuss the discovery of the skeletal remains of the first gay caveman. Later, the guys go on a side jag about salad shooters, and Alison also tries out a joke from her old standup days. Also in the news, the latest body modification trend is 'elfin ears.' The guys also talk about the two new Jersey Shore spinoffs, and talk about a guy arrested for jogging down the side of the freeway naked. It reminds Adam about streaking as a kid, and driving back from the beach totally naked and in a car full of male friends. Chris Titus joins the show next, and can't understand how Adam is able to justify his naked driving story. The guys talk about getting drunk and drawing dicks on guys' faces, and other reckless behavior from when they were kids. Titus also talks about the charity he's performing for, and he and Adam relate to trying material out on the picky segment producers for late night TV. In the last part of the show, Alison returns to the news with yet another naked man story, this time from Florida. Adam makes a case for his attack crows, and the guys talk about an Austrian pastry shop specializing in Nazi cakes. The final news story has to do with sex offenders, and Adam and Chris make fun of To Catch a Predator.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam talks about an email he received from Michael Biehn with a backhanded compliment, followed by a second panicked email. Bald Bryan thinks people confuse Adam's indifference with anger, and the guys talk about Adam's grunting and various interactions with his employees. Today's top news story involves a bald eagle that was shot and beheaded, and Adam discusses the strange social rules we have about which animals we're allowed to kill. Alison also talks about the search for the bones of the real Mona Lisa, and updates everyone on the Miley Cyrus sex doll scandal. Adam also hears about Glen Beck no longer being on FOX News, and the interesting scent of Bacon cologne. After a quick break, Adam talks about a performance he had in Pennsylvania where August gave the club announcer an extremely long bio, only to have the guy read the whole thing verbatim. Adam also rants about why you should never order Meat Lover's Pizza in the middle of the country. In the last section of the show, the guys jump to the phone lines to dole out some relationship advice. The first caller wants his girl to lose weight, and the group improvises a hilarious conversation between a doctor and patient. Another caller is still getting shit for a lie she told years ago, and when another caller says her boyfriend is cheating on her, Adam gives advice in such a way that Alison thinks it may have done more harm than good. The show wraps with Adam talking about his upcoming audiobook, and giving advice to a caller about an ex-girlfriend who won't leave him alone.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

At the top of the show, Adam gives everyone an update on the Guinness situation, then has Alison go straight into the news. She talks about Kirstie Allie's elimination from Dancing with the Stars, and how her dance partner tried to overcompensate. Adam also talks about wrestling with his kids and their friends, even though his knee is still messed up. Also in the news is the Motley Crue frontman charged with 'poking,' and the CEO of Go Daddy in trouble for going elephant hunting. They also discuss Charlie Sheen's attempts to trademark his catchphrases, and the audience responses to his live performances. Alison then mentions the Miley Cyrus sex doll, and the guys dissect the details of the item's Amazon page. After Alison reads another segment of her addiction memoir, Adam calls in Adam DeVine and Blake Anderson of the new Comedy Central series, 'Workaholics.' The guys talk about how they went from being an unknown internet sketch group to getting their own TV series, and Adam talks to them about the ridiculous conversations had about what can and can't be said on the air. Adam also complains about Mike August's cell phone. In the last segment of the show, Alison returns to the news. The group discusses Flava Flav's chicken restaurant bouncing employee checks, and also the sale of the Kate Winslet sketch from the film 'Titanic'. In other film news, a new Bill & Ted movie is on the horizon, and it reminds Adam of his new lifetime pass at Arclight theaters. Wrapping things up, Adam complains about hot chicks who screw up their hairdos, and the guys watch a disgusting clip from Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo. Catch the series premiere of Workaholics on Comedy Central, tonight at 10:30pmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam opens the show with a long rant about airport bars not opening up early enough for him to grab a drink before his flight. Larry Miller is also in studio and talks with Adam about the types of people who are lenient with the rules, and the people who give you a hard time for no discernable reason. Adam also talks about driving his son around without a car seat, and getting caught in the parking lot by an overly curious little girl. Before jumping into the Tournament of Rosen, Alison discusses the controversy that surrounded her announcement that she 'dated off bracket' over the weekend. Adam then pulls up each of the Final Four contestants on the line, and gets to know them by their favorite foods and jokes. Alison makes her choices, and Adam listens to a Dick Banks parody song. Today's guest is author Rosa Blasi, who wrote a memoir about dating a string of professional athletes. She talks about her early days in high school and when she got her first athlete crush, and the group quickly discusses how difficult it is to cheat in this era of twitter and text messages. Rosa also tells some personal stories from her dating life, and the group debates why guys cheat in the first place. Alison then reads the news for the first time in a while. The guys talk about a plane that had to descend after a hole was torn into the top, and they also discuss the congressman who received a bloody pig's foot in response to his investigation of Muslim radicals. The show wraps with a viewing of a Jeopardy clip where Adam was part of the answer, and Adam rants about iPhone face time and getting his kids gifts on the road. Check out RosaBlasi.com for more info on tonight's guest. Hear more glorious music from RichBanks.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam and Dana open the show discussing late night TV ads that are geared to people who clearly don't have jobs. Adam recalls watching these sorts of commercials back when he was bored at home with nothing to do during school hours. The guys also discuss why anyone would want to participate in a $1.89 shrimp buffet, and why comedians shouldn't sell their CDs at the door. Dana talks about the experience of watching George Carlin on stage, and the guys talk about sticking around after live shows and not having enough time to take all the pictures that people want. There's also a long discussion about the newest breed of empowered pain in the asses: shitfaced 40-year-old women. After Dana talks about seeing a Tom Waits show, it reminds Adam of an experience he had with John Waite, an English rocker who got drunk and seriously started to get on Adam's nerves. The guys then discuss stupid arguments they have with their wives, and question whether or not people can be moral simply for their own rewards. The show wraps with Adam and Dana talking about offending audience members when performing raunchy material, and the guys mix things up and play out an imagined conversation between Huell Howser and Clint Eastwood. Check out DanaGould.com for more info on Dana's tour schedule and comedy releases.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.