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On this episode, Heather was excited to share her vision board but mishaps with some vino leads her to verbalize it. We learn about her hopes and dreams for the upcoming year, as well as a traumatizing past job opportunity that has left a mark on how she navigates life. She goes over the newest activities happening on the Absolutely Knot cruise and gives hints as to what will happen on the Bamboozled Tour. She then takes on your voicemails!Episode Sponsors:Start earning points with the Bilt Mastercard by going to joinbilt.com/ABSOLUTELY.Head to https://www.squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code ABSOLUTELY.Listeners of Absolutely Not can claim an exclusive three-month free trial, with no credit card required at www.YNAB.com/absolutely.Visit JustThriveHealth.com and use code ABSOLUTELY for 20% off your first 90 day bottle.Visit Carawayhome.com/ABSOLUTELYNOT you can take an additional 10% off your next purchase.If you’re 21+, check out viiahemp.com and use the code ABSOLUTELY to receive 15% off AND if you’re new to VIIA - get a free gift of your choice. Right now, our listeners get 15% off their entire order by using code at BranchBasics.com.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather chats about her amazing time in Maui and how she got to spend some quality time with her hubby.  She does have some bones to pick with his fashion and beach day choices while on vacation.  She is also excited to get back on the road soon with her new tour as well as the cruise. She shows off how well her new neck is healing and takes on some haters in the DM’s.  She finally gets back to voicemails from you and reflects on how good of a Real Housewife she would be. Episode Sponsors:Use code ABSOLUTELY15 for 15% off your first purchase at LumeDeodorant.comListeners of Absolutely Not can claim an exclusive three-month free trial, with no credit card required at www.YNAB.com/absolutely. Shop SKIMS best intimates including the Fits Everybody Collection and more at SKIMS.com and SKIMS stores.For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code ABSOLUTELYNOT.Right now, OpenPhone is offering 20% off of your first 6 months when you go to OpenPhone.com/ABSOLUTELY.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather recaps her experience in LA during the start of the wildfires. She shares harrowing tales from friends who lost so much and remembers that even during this time of chaos we can find moments of joy and heroism.  Please join Heather and find ways to support those affected by the fires such as BStrong Foundation, World Central Kitchen, and the Love and Ethos Foundation.Episode Sponsors:Head to https://www.squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code ABSOLUTELY.Listeners of Absolutely Not can claim an exclusive three-month free trial, with no credit card required at www.YNAB.com/absolutely.Start earning points with the Bilt Mastercard by going to joinbilt.com/ABSOLUTELY.Go to Quince.com/absolutely for 365-day returns, plus free shipping on your order! Visit JustThriveHealth.com and use code ABSOLUTELY for 20% off your first 90-day bottle.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather is back in the LA studio for the new year with her two best buds Raymond Padilla and Tina Tompkins. They talk about the Golden Globes, the holidays and something the Santa brought her.Episode Sponsors:If you want to give Cornbread a try, they're offering ABSOLUTELY NOT listeners 30% off your first order. Just visit cornbreadhemp.com/ABSOLUTELY and use promo code ABSOLUTELY at checkout.AG1 is offering new subscribers a FREE $76 gift when you sign up. You’ll get a Welcome Kit, a bottle of D3K2 AND 5 free travel packs in your first box at DrinkAG1.com/absolutely.Listeners of Absolutely Not can claim an exclusive three-month free trial, with no credit card required at www.YNAB.com/absolutely Visit BetterHelp.com/ABSOLUTELY today to get 10% off your first month.Visit Carawayhome.com/ABSOLUTELY you can take an additional 10% off your next purchase.Prolon is offering Absolutely Not listeners 15% off their 5-day nutrition program for your post-holiday glow-up when you go to ProlonLife.com/ABSOLUTELY Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, we welcome the New Year, as well as new followers to the pod but introducing them to one of the highest rated as well as most talked about episodes of the entire pod.  Ovaries on a Plane details Heathers harrowing experience on a flight to London where she has an ovarian cist rupture.Episode Sponsors:Turn up the luxury when you turn in with Quince. Go to Quince.com/absonot to get free shipping and 365-day returns on your next order.Earn points by paying rent right now when you go to joinbilt.com/absolutely.I’ve got you a special 20% off your order and free shipping for the holidays. Just head over to NoDaysWasted.com/ABSOLUTELY and use promo code "ABSOLUTELY” at checkout.Listeners of Absolutely Not can claim an exclusive three-month free trial, with no credit card required at “www.YNAB.com/absolutely.”Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Heather is coming to you from the studio for the Christmas Day episode! She works through her own trauma of her childhood to figure out why she is not the best premeditated gift giver. We have a lot of callers giving the holiday absolutely not’s and yes’s that all of y'all have brought to the hotline. She gives her hot take on a caller's distaste for the family's nativity retelling, how much you should spend on family gifts and what to purchase for your family members, plus everyone's favorite discussion about  in-law relationships.Episode Sponsors:I’ve got you a special 25% off your order and free shipping for the holidays. Just head over to NoDaysWasted.COM/ABSOLUTELY and use promo code "ABSOLUTELY” at checkout.Go to Quince.com/absolutely for 365-day returns, plus free shipping on your order.Earn points by paying rent right now when you go to joinbilt.com/absolutely.Right now, Prolon is offering Absolutely Not listeners FIFTEEN PERCENT off their 5-day nutrition program at ProlonLife.com/absolutely.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather welcomes feminine icon Sara Blakely to the studio.  Sara is a fellow Atlanta girl who started Spanx and now has introduced Sneex to our tired ass feet. Heather has finally met a fellow manifester in Sara and they chat about the power that can have in your life. With her Spanx money, Sara chats about her first big purchase after hawking women’s undergarments for 10 hours on the department store floor.  Also being a Breadwinner, she also goes into her relationship with her husband and what it was like telling him she made more money than him. Episode Sponsors:AG1 is offering new subscribers a FREE $76 gift when you sign up. You’ll get a Welcome Kit, a bottle of D3K2 AND 5 free travel packs in your first box at DrinkAG1.com/absolutely.Head to https://www.squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code ABSOLUTELY.Go to Quince.com/absolutely for 365-day returns, plus free shipping on your order.Leesa is offering 25% OFF all mattress orders and TWO FREE Pillows for our listeners at Leesa.comFor original gifts that say “I get you”... Etsy has it! Earn points by paying rent right now when you go to joinbilt.com/absolutely. Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather welcomes Logan Crosby back to the podcast.  They chat about their holiday traditions, how road life has been treating him, and their favorite grocery stores.  They also go over what is on his vision board for the next year. Logan is one of the unreal talents that will be joining the crew on the Absolutely Knot Cruise. He will be bringing the hits, his band as well as his love of cougars to the high seas.  Don’t forget to stream his new album, 2019. Episode Sponsors:For original gifts that say “I get you”... Etsy has it!This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/ABSOLUTELY and get on your way to being your best self.Find gifts guaranteed to bring joy to every hard-to-shop-for person this season at saks.com. Right now, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off any order! Enjoy free shipping when you subscribe. Go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code ABSOLUTELYNOTGIFT.Shop SKIMS Holiday Shop at SKIMS.com. Available in styles for women, men, kids and even pets! Use code ABSOLUTELY15 for 15% off your first purchase at LumeDeodorant.com.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather welcomes fellow ATLien Kelly Stafford to the pod.  Kelly and Heather grew up together 8 doors down, went to rival high schools and swap stories of their youth. She also shares her life story from dating quarterback Matthew Stafford at University of Georgia, having all girls, and an unexpected brain tumor that left her unable to walk. They chat about football and their thoughts on grown men wearing jerseys.Episode Sponsors:Find gifts guaranteed to bring joy to every hard-to-shop-for person this season at saks.com.Get an exclusive 15% off your entire order when you use code ABSOLUTELY15 at checkout on lolavie.com.Head to https://www.squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code ABSOLUTELY.Treat yourself to the best bras and shapewear on the market and save up to 20% off sitewide at honeylove.com/ABSOLUTELY.Use the code ABSOLUTELY on Rhoback.com for a generous 20% off your first order through the end of this week.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

And we are back with more of your thoughts and questions about Thanksgiving.  Heather gives some advice on a gals first time at their boyfriend’s family home, turkey allergies, stuffing and death. Is it a 911 family emergency situation? Let’s all write down a gratitude list and remember to take a deep breath and eat some pie!Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Sponsors:For original gifts that say “I get you”... Etsy has it!Look out for the black carton in the egg aisle and visit VitalFarms.com to learn more about how we're keeping it bullshit free.Go to Quince.com/absonot to get free shipping and 365-day returns on your next order.Get twenty dollars off your purchase of a Skylight Frame when you go to SkylightFrame.com/ABSOLUTELY.Visit Carawayhome.com/ABSOLUTELY to take advantage of this limited-time offer for up to 20% off your next purchase.Produced by DearMediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather takes on your absolutely unhinged Thanksgiving themed voicemails and hot takes from the DMs. Heather gets into her thoughts on food, family and attire that you have brought to her.  She has some questions for you all as well!Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Sponsors:Go to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.This episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/ABSOLUTELY and get on your way to being your best self.Shop SKIMS Holiday Shop at SKIMS.com. Available in styles for women, men, kids and even pets!Look out for the black carton in the egg aisle and visit VitalFarms.com to learn more about how we're keeping it bullshit free.Go to LEESA.com today to claim your exclusive discount! Leesa is offering 30% OFF all mattress orders and TWO FREE Pillows for our listeners!Get 15% off your order of $100 or more at hillhousehome.com with code ABSOLUTELY15.Produced by Dearmedia See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather welcomes the funniest gal in the south, Danae Hays. Heather has come in with some honorary cheetah print overalls and is ready to chit chat about life. They yap about being two outspoken southern gals, connecting over family trauma, and what has happened since her divorce. They also break down how bitterness can sneak up when the social media trolls get under your skin.Episode Sponsors:Every week of November, AG1 will be running a special Black Friday oer for a free gift with your first subscription, in addition to the Welcome Kit with Vitamin D3+K2. So make sure to check out DrinkAG1.com/absolutely to see what gift you can get this week! Right now, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off any order! Enjoy free shipping when you subscribe. Go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code ABSOLUTELYNOTGIFT. Go to Quince.com/absolutely for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.Bring your traditions to life with independent art and design this holiday season. Use code ABSOLUTELY for 20% off Minted holiday cards and gifts.As our loyal listeners you'll get an exclusive 15% off your entire order when you use code ABSOLUTELY15 at checkout at lolavie.com.I’ve got you a special 30% off your order and free shipping in the US for BLACK FRIDAY.. Just head over to NoDaysWasted.com/ABSOLUTELY and use promo code "ABSOLUTELY” at checkout. Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather starts off the episode with the exciting news of her new show, The Bamboozled Tour! She discusses the origin of the word and how it became one of her favorites to use.  She chats about her weekend in Oxford and seeing the Ole Miss win. She also got bamboozled with tickets from a Georgia fan who she thought was a friend.  She takes your voicemails about her potential as a president, the status of our voicemail callers, and what party favors moms are buying these days are not so different from what Robin did when Heather was growing up.Episode Sponsors:Use code ABSOLUTELY15 for 15% off your first purchase at LumeDeodorant.comFor original gifts that say “I get you”... Etsy has it!This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/ABSOLUTELY and get on your way to being your best self.Get yourself the gift of comfort. Plus, for November only, Honeylove is giving up to 50% off sitewide. Visit Honeylove.com/ABSOLUTELY to shop their sale and let them know we sent you when the survey asks.Use the code “ABSOLUTELY” on Rhoback.com for a generous 20% off your first order through the end of this week.Bring your traditions to life with independent art and design this holiday season. Use code ABSOLUTELY for 20% off Minted holiday cards and gifts. Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather is back from the Breeders Cup. She brought Jeff and Robin across the country for a quick trip to where the surf meets the turf. She even sacrifices her first class upgrade so Robin could really be spoiled. She is super excited for the upcoming Ole Miss vs. Georgia game, but has a little anxiety for the upcoming election. She hopes everyone exercised their right to vote. She takes your voicemails where she is receives some praise, as well as some that get her riled up about brunch, outfit choices at work and big girl budgeting.Episode Sponsors:Head to https://www.squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code ABSOLUTELY.Bring your traditions to life with independent art and design this holiday season. Use code ABSOLUTELY for 20% off Minted holiday cards and gifts.Look out for the black carton in the egg aisle and visit VitalFarms.com to learn more about how we're keeping it bullshit free.Visit Carawayhome.com/ABSOLUTELY to take advantage of this limited-time offer for up to 20% off your next purchase.Get 15% off your order of $100 or more at hillhousehome.com with code ABSOLUTELY15.Earn points by paying rent right now when you go to join bilt.com/absolutely. Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this bonus episode, Heather welcome Laura Rutledge to the pod. Laura is coming to us from ESPN’s campus in Bristol, CT and chats with Heather about how she can be found on the sidelines of the NFL, SEC as well as the Masters. Heather gets some tips and tricks for interviewing on the red carpet while they discuss the trials of being a lady in the biz. They are manifesting a reunion at the Ole Miss vs Georgia game in the grove and what they would serve at the tailgate.Episode Sponsors:Visit DelolaLife.com to buy Delola Cocktails now and use code absolutely for $5 off your first bottle.Look out for the black carton in the egg aisle and visit VitalFarms.com to learn more about how we're keeping it bullshit-free.Go to Quince.com/absolutely for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.My followers will get 15% off their first order when you use code ABSOLUTELY15 at checkout at oakessentials.comjoin the Naked Wines community and head to NakedWines.com/absolutely for 6 bottles of wine for JUST $39.99 with shipping. For a limited time only, head to BranchBasics.com/ABSOLUTELY and use Code ABSOLUTELY for 15% off your entire order. Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On the episode, Heather is in the studio for Halloween and brings along one of our favorite guests. ROBIN! In this iconic Halloween episode, Heather dons her best Robin costume and lets everyone know how life really is like living with her daughter. She is so excited to be in charge of the pod and take voicemails from all of her fans.Episode Sponsors:Head to https://www.squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code ABSOLUTELY.Shop SKIMS Bras at SKIMS.com. Now available in 62 sizes (30A - 46H).Use the code “ABSOLUTELY” on Rhoback.com for a generous 20% off your first order through the end of this week.Look out for the black carton in the egg aisle and visit VitalFarms.com to learn more about how we're keeping it bullshit-free.This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/ABSOLUTELY and get on your way to being your best self.Find gifts guaranteed to bring joy to every hard-to-shop-for person this season at saks.com.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather is back at the studio Atlanta after an exhilarating weekend in New York City on her press tour for Breadwinner. She reflects on her hard work and schlepping through the mean streets. She chats how she is piling more on in Q4 before every one goes on their holiday vacation for 3 weeks in Cabo starting on Thanksgiving. She takes the voicemails of you gals going through new changes in life, but also through it with dating. And ponders if the baby deer she sees on her walks a bad or good sign.Episode Sponsors:Try AG1 and get a FREE bottle of Vitamin D3K2 AND 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at drinkAG1.com/absolutely.For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code ABSOLUTELYNOT.Treat yourself to the best bras on the market and save 20% Off at honeylove.com/ABSOLUTELY.As our loyal listeners you'll get an exclusive 15% off your entire order when you use code at checkout at lolavie.com.Go to Leesa.com today to claim your exclusive discount! Leesa is offering 20% OFF all mattress orders and TWO FREE Pillows for our listeners! Look for our black carton in the egg aisle and visit VitalFarms.com to learn more about how we're keeping it bullshit-free.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather is NYC and welcomes Briley King to the podcast. Briley is the wife of the iconic musician Marcus King, but is a boss bitch entrepreneur in her own right. She is the center of Little Bird Trucking hats, but aso has the voice of an angel. They get into Briley's life as a daughter of a truck driver and how that has former her life and why the online trolls think she is the biggest gold digger. Episode Sponsors:Visit Carawayhome.com/absolutely to see all of our favorite products AND take an additional 10% off your next purchase.Go to Quince.com/absolutely for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.LaCroix Sparkling Water is available nationwide, and you can find a list of retailers on www.LaCroixWater.com.Head to https://www.squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code ABSOLUTELY.This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/ABSOLUTELY and get on your way to being your best self.Try AG1 and get a free 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 and 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first subscription at drinkAG1.com/absolutely.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, the marathon continues as Heather is doing all the things from hanging out with Reese Witherspoon to a surprise pop up at the Call Her Daddy live show. It was a weekend full of fearless women doing the most. She gets into the reactions from Kamala Harris sitting down with Alex Cooper after her, an 8-year old girl who stole her mom's Rogue for a Target run, and elects 50 Cent's Get Rich or Die Tryin' as her campaign theme music after hitting the voicemails.This episode is dedicated to Crystal, an inspiration and absolute badass.Episode Sponsors:Try AG1 and get a FREE bottle of Vitamin D3K2 AND 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at drinkAG1.com/absolutely.Use the code “ABSOLUTELY” on Rhoback.com for a generous 20% off your first order through the end of this week.Look for our black carton in the egg aisle and visit VitalFarms.com to learn more about how we're keeping it bullshit-free.Head over to Addyi’s website — Addyi.com — and see if Addyi is right for you.Visit OliveandJune.com/ABSOLUTELY20 for 20% off your first System! Get 15% off your order of $100 or more at hillhousehome.com with code ABSOLUTELY15.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this bonus episode, Heather is back in LA and kicking the press tour off with an attitude of gratitude for all of the love on the announcement this week. She falls into the rabbit hole with her producer as they discuss theories around the Diddy Freak-Offs, who they’re hoping wasn’t there, and make it clear that Heather was NEVER invited. Then, she hits the Absolutely Not Line to give you your second dose of much-needed sage advice for the week.Episode Sponsors:Visit DelolaLife.com to buy Delola Cocktails now and use code absolutely for $5 off your first bottle.Earn points by paying rent right now when you go to joinbilt.com/absolutely.Go to Ro.co/ABSOLUTELY. Memberships start at $99 for your first month. Medication costs are separate.My followers will get 15% off their first order when you use code ABSOLUTELY15 at checkout at oakessentials.com.Go to Quince.com/absolutely for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 and 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first subscription at drinkAG1.com/absolutely.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather is so excited to finally announce the release of her special, Breadwinner, coming to Hulu on October 11.  Heather is also spilling the tea from the carpet of the Peoples Choice Country Awards. She sticks around in Nashville to see a Logan Crosby show and then work out new material at one of her favorite comedy club, Zanies in Nashville. Sends her love to all of those affected by Hurricane Helene and gives some advice she found on TikTok.Episode Sponsors:Shop SKIMS Bras at SKIMS.com. Now available in 62 sizes (30A - 46H).Head over to Addyi’s website — Addyi.com — and see if Addyi is right for you.LaCroix Sparkling Water is available nationwide, and you can find a list of retailers on www.LaCroixWater.com.Visit Carawayhome.com/ABSOLUTELY to see all of our favorite products AND take an additional 10% off your next purchase. This deal is exclusive for our listeners, so visit Carawayhome.com/ABSOLUTELY or use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout. Head to NakedWines.com/ABSOLUTELY and put in my code ABSOLUTELY for both the code AND password for 6 bottles of wine for JUST $39.99 with shipping included.To explore coverage, visit ASPCAPetInsurance.com/ABSOLUTELY.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather is home in Atlanta. She chats about her time on the Emmy’s red carpet now that she is a veteran host for E! All the celebs, all the parties. She also announces another fun red carpet that she will be on this week. She also talks about her unreal time at the Falcons game this past weekend. No Taylor sightings but she gets to sit among Atlanta royalty.Episode Sponsors:Try AG1 and get a FREE bottle of Vitamin D3K2 AND 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at drinkAG1.com/absolutely.Head to https://www.squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code ABSOLUTELY.Treat yourself to the best bras and shapewear on the market and save 20% Off at honeylove.com/ABSOLUTELY. Head over to Addyi’s website — Addyi.com — and see if Addyi is right for you.LaCroix Sparkling Water is available nationwide, and you can find a list of retailers on www.LaCroixWater.comGo to Ro.com/ABSOLUTELY. Memberships start at just $99 for your first month. Medication costs are separate.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather is joined by the amazing Iliza Shlesinger. Iliza starts by sharing some sage advice on being a new mom on the grind, trusting your gut and how sometimes you “just f***ing do it”. Then, they get into everything from what NOT to say (or do) when you meet your favorite comedian at a show to the lore behind our the iconic, “Tiramisu bitch!”. And it’s only right they top it off by tag teaming the Absolutely Not-Line to solve some of the funniest voicemails we’ve heard yet.Episode Sponsors:For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code ABSOLUTELYNOT.Go to Quince.com/absolutely for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.Visit creamcheese.com for recipe inspiration and so you can start adding Philadelphia to your recipes at home! Earn points by paying rent right now when you go to joinbilt.com/ABSOLUTELY. Exclusively for Absolutely Not listeners, Doll 10 Beauty is offering 20% off your order. Visit www.doll10.com and use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout.Head over to Addyi’s website — Addyi.com — and see if Addyi is right for you.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather welcomes Becky Robinson back to the pod! They chat about how they met and came up in comedy, Becky’s dating life, preventative body scans and her love of nicotine packs. Becky will be one of the fabulous comedians on the Absolutely Knot Cruise. They chat how insane it will be and what you will need to prepare to be tits out on deck. Episode Sponsors:Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3K2 AND 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at drinkAG1.com/absolutely This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/ABSOLUTELY and get on your way to being your best self.Go to Quince.com/absolutely for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.You can go to goodr.com/ABSOLUTELY and use code ABSOLUTELY for free shipping.Visit creamcheese.com for recipe inspiration and so you can start adding Philadelphia to your recipes at home! Head over to Addyi’s website — Addyi.com — and see if Addyi is right for you.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather chats about her wild weekend in Oxford. She was back on stage slinging jokes as well as back in The Grove, celebrating an Ole Miss win. It was a very full week filled with a lot of memories, friends and drinks at the greatest bar in American, The Library. She responds to her voicemails that range from chair choices to wedding choices.Episode Sponsors:Head to https://www.squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code ABSOLUTELY. Philadelphia makes everything creamier. Visit creamcheese.com for recipe inspiration and so you can start adding Philadelphia to your recipes at home!Exclusively for Absolutely Not listeners, Doll 10 Beauty is offering 20% off your order. Visit www.doll10.com and use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout. Get the Rakuten app NOW and join the 17 million members who are already saving! Cash Back rates change daily, see Rakuten.com for details.Find your new uniform at jennikayne.com. Our listeners get 15% off your first order when you use code ABSOLUTELY15 at checkout. Head over to Addyi’s website — Addyi.com — and see if Addyi is right for you.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this wild bonus episode, Heather has Steph Tolev in the ATL studio. Steph and Heather chat what it feels like to be a woman in comedy, what the trolls say in the DMs and their favorite (and not so favorite) celebrity encounters. Heather is extra excited to have her on the pod because you *might* be seeing this extremely funny friend on a certain upcoming floating vessel! Sponsors:Get 15% off your first order when you use code ABSOLUTELY15 at checkout at jennikayne.comHead over to Addyi’s website — Addyi.com — and see if Addyi is right for you.This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/ABSOLUTELY and get on your way to being your best self.Visit Carawayhome.com/ABSOLUTELY or use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout for 10% off your next purchase.Go to Ro.com/absolutely. Memberships start at just $99 for your first month. Medication costs are separate.To explore coverage, visit ASPCAPetInsurance.com/ABSOLUTELY.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather chats about the brain fog and ADHD that she has been tackling. After much debating, she doesn’t take a loose Adderall, but using some other tricks she learned from book she bought off TikTok shop. She talks about high school reunions and how excited she is to be back on stage at Ole Miss this week. The voicemails come in about ex’s, how we need to celebrate other women winning and her family’s dead animals. Episode Sponsors:Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3K2 AND 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at drinkAG1.com/absolutely.This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/ABSOLUTELY and get on your way to being your best self.Shop the SKIMS Soft Lounge Collection at SKIMS.com. Now available in sizes XXS - 4X.If you want to upgrade your restroom ritual, you can grab Goodwipes at Target, Walmart, Kroger, and most local grocery stores! Just head to the toilet paper aisle and look for the bright aqua, rose, and emerald packages.Visit creamcheese.com for recipe inspiration and so you can start adding Philadelphia to your recipes at home! Exclusively for Absolutely Not listeners, Doll 10 Beauty is offering 20% off your order. Visit www.doll10.com and use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather is back from London with her Era’s tour recap as well as a new conspiracy theory about pharmacies in the UK airports. She chats about Taylor’s insane performance, her unforgettable fans as well as a run in with another HUGE celeb during lunch. Did she absolutely not herself with a Tik Tok she made? Everyone relax! She then takes voicemails from you all and gives her unhinged opinions.Episode Sponsors:Head to https://www.squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code ABSOLUTELY. Contact your local SERVPRO today by visiting SERVPRO.com or call 1-800-SERVPRO. Visit creamcheese.com for recipe inspiration and so you can start adding Philadelphia to your recipes at home!Treat yourself to the best bras on the market and save 20% Off at honeylove.com/ABSOLUTELY.Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at TheFarmersDog.com/ABSOLUTELY. Plus, you get FREE shipping!Earn points by paying rent right now when you go to JoinBilt.com/ABSOLUTELYProduced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather talks about the anxieties her next flight is bringing to the surface. We all remember Ovaries on a Plane, and Heather is back on the same VA flight but this time to see Taylor Swift in London. She has not received her seat assignment so fingers crossed she gets a different seat than the last time. She takes voicemails from listeners who have been locked up in Portugal and others who are getting messages from their ex’s dog’s instagram, but it is one question that strikes Heather and brings up fond memories of her Dad, and her queen Joan Rivers.Episode Sponsors:Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3K2 AND 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at drinkAG1.com/absolutely. This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/ABSOLUTELY and get on your way to being your best self.For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code ABSOLUTELYNOT.Go to Quince.com/absolutely for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at TheFarmersDog.com/ABSOLUTELY. Plus, you get FREE shipping!Visit creamcheese.com for recipe inspiration and so you can start adding Philadelphia to your recipes at home!Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather is back in the Atlanta studio after a few weeks away in New York and LA. After receiving some unexpected news, she is determined to take on the rest of the year as well as some voicemails from y’all! Episode Sponsors:Head to https://www.squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code ABSOLUTELY.Get the Rakuten app NOW and join the 17 million members who are already saving! Cash Back rates change daily, see Rakuten.com for details.Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at TheFarmersDog.com/ABSOLUTELY. Plus, you get FREE shipping!Philadelphia makes everything creamier. Visit creamcheese.com for recipe inspiration and so you can start adding Philadelphia to your recipes at home! Head over to Addyi’s website — Addyi.com — and see if Addyi is right for you.You can go to goodr.com/ABSOLUTELY and use code ABSOLUTELY for free shipping.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this bonus episode, Heather has some special guests in the studio! Cody Rigsby (beloved Peloton instructor) and Andrew Chappelle (Broadway baby) have started their own podcast, Tactful Pettiness and they are here on Absolutely Not to chat with Heather about the rules of Fire Island, their rise in careers and, of course, how to be a petty yet respectful queen!Episode Sponsors:Go to Quince.com/absolutely for free shipping and 365-day returns.Visit Carawayhome.com/ABSOLUTELY you can take an additional 10% off your next purchase.For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code ABSOLUTELYNOT.Pay rent hassle-free through the Bilt Rewards app. Earn points by paying rent right now when you go to joinbilt.com/ABSOLUTELY.As our loyal listeners you'll get an exclusive 15% off your entire order when you use code ABSOLUTELY15 at checkout at lolavie.com.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather welcomes Saoirse-Monica Jackson to the pod! Heather geeks out on Saoirse rise to fame on Derry Girls and her upcoming limited series on Netflix, The Decameron.  Episode Sponsors:Check out Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.Shop the SKIMS Soft Lounge Collection at SKIMS.com. Now available in sizes XXS - 4X. If you haven't yet, be sure to let them know we sent you! After you place your order, select "Absolutely Not" in the survey and select our show in the dropdown menu that follows. Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at TheFarmersDog.com/ABSOLUTELY. Plus, you get FREE shipping!Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com/absolutely.Philadelphia makes everything creamier. Visit creamcheese.com for recipe inspiration and so you can start adding Philadelphia to your recipes at home!Use our exclusive link to get 20% off - honeylove.com/ABSOLUTELY. After you purchase, they’ll ask you where you heard about them. Support our show and tell them we sent you. Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather recounts recents events down here in Atlanta. She fleshes out a new business idea after Jeff took too long to smoke some ribs, gets disrupted by Robin due to a looming thunderstorm and texts the GA law lady for some drug intel after one of your voicemails leaves her with some questions. Episode Sponsors:Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3K2 AND 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at drinkAG1.com/absolutely. Contact your local SERVPRO today by visiting SERVPRO.com or call 1-800-SERVPRO. Visit DelolaLife.com to buy Delola Cocktails now and use code absolutely for $5 off your first bottle. Follow @Delola on instagram to learn more! Please enjoy responsibly.Visit CBDistillery.com and use code ABSOLUTELY for 20% off.Philadelphia makes everything creamier. Visit creamcheese.com for recipe inspiration and to purchase Philadelphia Cream Cheese so you can start adding it to your recipes at home! Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather has a very special guest in the studio- her mom, Robin! After a weekend in Florida, Robin has come back with who she thinks is a new beau, but after a quick google search by Heather she realizes Robin may be the one that has been SCHAMMED. A great reminder to all of you with single parents to check that they too are not sending money to a prince in foreign country. Episode Sponsors:If you want to upgrade your restroom ritual, you can grab Goodwipes at Target, Walmart, Kroger, and most local grocery stores! Head to https://www.squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code ABSOLUTELY.” This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/ABSOLUTELY and get on your way to being your best self. Go to Quince.com for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.You can find LIPTON throughout the country in your local retailer. Try NEW LIPTON Green Tea.Watch The Serpent Queen now, only on STARZ and the STARZ app.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On the second part of this weeks episode, Heather takes you from the oceanside to the Tuscan countryside. She hits up her favorite spots and even tries out some new places that you will be sure to add to your Italian vacation wish list. One caller also reveals an internet secret even Heather didn’t know about.Episode Sponsors:Watch My Lady Jane now on Prime Video.Try NEW LIPTON Green Tea.Go to goodr.com/ABSOLUTELY and use code ABSOLUTELY for free shipping.Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at TheFarmersDog.com/ABSOLUTELY. Plus, you get FREE shipping.To explore coverage, visit ASPCAPetInsurance.com/ABSOLUTELY Visit CBDistillery.com and use code ABSOLUTELY for 20% off.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather is back in the good ol’ US of A after an epic two-week trip to Italia. This will be a two part episode of everything she got into while on vacation. We start with week one, landing in Milan, visiting Lake Garda and then headed to Villa Yeppa to film some exciting things with her ATL Italians (and a few new characters). While she thrived living La Dolce Vita, the gastro issues started back up as soon as she sat down in Delta One. Episode Sponsors:Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3K2 AND 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at drinkAG1.com/absolutely.Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeodorant and get 15% off with promo code ABSOLUTELY15 at LumeDeodorant.com!Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at TheFarmersDog.com/ABSOLUTELY. Plus, you get FREE shipping!Visit DelolaLife.com to buy Delola Cocktails now and use code absolutely for $5 off your first bottle.If you visit Carawayhome.com/ABSOLUTELY you can take an additional 10% off your next purchase.Don’t miss the season premiere of The Serpent Queen, July 12th only on STARZ and the STARZ app.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this bonus episode, Heather takes your questions all things Italy travel. Ever wonder what Heather’s travel itinerary is, what she packs in her bags, and if you should or should not buy the designer bags at a discount- then this episode is for you. Episode Sponsors:Watch My Lady Jane Now on Prime Video.Visit Carawayhome.com/absolutely and get an additional 10% off your next purchase.Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com/absolutely To explore coverage, visit ASPCAPetInsurance.com/ABSOLUTELYRight now, go to Quince.com/absolutely to get free shipping and 365-day returns on your next order.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather goes in on JT’s recent encounter with the police in the Hamptons. She is in Italy at the moment, but answers voicemails about your traumatizing travel experiences including one of our best frienemies.Episode Sponsors:Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3K2 AND 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at drinkAG1.com/absolutelyShop the SKIMS T-Shirt Shop at SKIMS.com. Now available in sizes XXS - 4X.Head to https://www.squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code ABSOLUTELY.Try NEW LIPTON Green Tea.Right now, Prolon is offering Absolutely Not listeners FIFTEEN PERCENT off their 5-day nutrition program. Go to ProlonLife.com/ABSOLUTELY.Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at TheFarmersDog.com/ABSOLUTELY. Plus, you get FREE shipping!Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather has an epiphany while listening to the new XCX album. It is a Brat Summer. She recaps her travels to the Belmont Stakes, to NYC and to Chicago. She thought he was going to be sitting at home, but summer is here and she is ready to travel. She takes on the voicemails and dishes out advice to the gals!Episode Sponsors:Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code ABSOLUTELY for $20 off your first purchase.Use code ABSOLUTELY15 for 15% off your first purchase at LumeDeodorant.comRight now, go to Quince.com/absolutely to get free shipping and 365-day returns on your next order.Try AG1 and get a free 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 and 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first subscription at drinkAG1.com/absolutely.Get an exclusive 15% off your entire order when you use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout at lolavie.com.Visit DelolaLife.com to buy Delola Cocktails now and use code absolutely for $5 off your first bottle.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather is fresh off her co-hosting gig with Hoda on the Today Show. She chats about her love for Hoda and her experience with the cast of Baby Reindeer. She gives some sage advice to some of the callers.Episode Sponsors:Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3K2 AND 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at drinkAG1.com/absolutely.Head to https://www.squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code ABSOLUTELY. This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/ABSOLUTELY and get on your way to being your best self.Two cups of Lipton Green Tea can help support health by providing approximately the same amount of flavonoids as eating 8 cups of raw kale. Try NEW LIPTON Green Tea.Visit CBDistillery.com and use code ABSOLUTELY for 20% off.Head to NakedWines.com/ABSOLUTELY and click ‘Enter Voucher’ in the top right and put in ABSOLUTELY for both the code AND password to get 6 bottles of wine for JUST $39.99 with shipping included.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather is so excited to tell you all how to rise and relax with her at sea on her cruise - Absolutely Knot! You know travel really gets her going, but she feels the shakedown coming from Italy. She also get s a voicemail from one of our favorite pod guests!Episode Sponsors:Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code ABSOLUTELY for $20 off your first purchase.Contact your local SERVPRO today by visiting SERVPRO.com or call 1-800-SERVPRO.Visit DelolaLife.com to by Delola Cocktails now and use code absolutely for $5 off your first bottle.Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at TheFarmersDog.com/ABSOLUTELY. Plus you get FREE shipping.Buy your copy of this summer’s hottest cookbook, What’s Gaby Cooking: Grilling All the Things, here: https://bit.ly/WGCGrillingAllTheThingsTry AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 and 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first subscription at drinkAG1.com/absolutely.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this BONUS episode of Absolutely Not, Heather talks how to deal with internet trolls, does another one of her viral “food rankings” and most importantly shares who she would bring on Family Feud with her if she ever went on!Episode Sponsors:Drinking 2 cups of Lipton Green tea daily is a great ally for wellness and a simple way to up your everyday healthy habits.Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeodorant and get 15% off with promo code ABSOLUTELY15 at LumeDeoderant.com.Head to NakedWines.com/ABSOLUTELY and click 'Enter Voucher' in the top right and put in ABSOLUTELY for both the code AND password to get 6 bottles of wine for just $39.99.Visit Carawayhome.com/ABSOLUTELY or use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout for 10% off your next purchase.Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at TheFarmersDog.com/ABSOLUTELY. Plus. you get FREE shipping.Buy your copy of this summer's hottest cookbook, What's Gaby Cooking: Grilling All the Things, here: https://bit.ly/WGCGrillingAllTheThingsProduced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather is back in the Atlanta studio after MDW. She enjoying her time at home entertaining her friends and their kids at her pool. The voicemails go in on graduations + thoughts on summer vacation. Episode Sponsors:Find inspiration for your new vibe, every day, at saks.comNeed to find the perfect gift? Don't panic. Try Gift mode on Etsy now.Head to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you're ready to launch go to squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/ABSOLUTELY and get on your way to being your best self.Shop SKIMS Bras at SKIMS.com. Now available in 62 sizes (30A-46H).Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code ABSOLUTELY for $20 off your first purchase.To explore coverage, visit ASPCAPetInsurance.com/ABSOLUTELY.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, heather chats about a best friend's wedding, conspiracy theories involving Boeing and the Royal Family as well as finding out sometimes your husband only listens to your advice when a man tells him.Episode Sponsors:Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 and 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first subscription at drinkAG1.com/absolutely.As a loyal listener you'll get an exclusive 15% off your entire order when you use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout at LolaVie.com.For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering my listeners $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code ABSOLUTELYNOT.Visit DelolaLife.com to buy Delola Cocktails now and use code absolutely for $5 off your first bottle.Use the code “ABSOLUTELY” on Rhoback.com for a generous 20% off your first order through the end of this week. Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this all new episode, Heather is BACK home in Atlanta after two weeks in Los Angeles. She gives a full recap of her time in Golden state and spills the tea from the comedy shows, after parties and more! She opens up about how her life has felt like a sprint and she just made it through the finish line, yet feels hungry for more. She also answers some of the best Absolutely Not's and Yes's we've had to date!Episode Sponsors:Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code ABSOLUTELY for $20 off your first purchase.This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/ABSOLUTELY and get on your way to being your best self.SERVPRO can make any disaster like it never even happened. Contact your local SERVPRO today by visiting SERVPRO.com or call 1-800-SERVPRO.Go to Quince.com/absolutely for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.Visit CBDistillery.com and use code ABSOLUTELY for 20% off.Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 and 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first subscription at drinkAG1.com/absolutely.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this truly iconic episode, Heather sits down with the one and only Mandy Moore. After Heather manifested her coming to the previous LA show, we get in the studio to chat about life as a teen star and how she has never been hungover. What a dream! Mandy also gets to hear your voicemails. You do not want to miss this!Episode Sponsors:Find inspiration for your new vibe, every day, at Saks.com.Try AG1 and get a free 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 and 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first subscription at drinkAG1.com/absolutely.For a limited time you can try OneSkin for 15% off using the code ABSOLUTELY when you checkout at OneSkin.coHead to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you're ready to launch go to Squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.Use the code “ABSOLUTELY” on Rhoback.com for a generous 20% off your first order through the end of this week. Drinking 2 cups of Lipton Green Tea daily is a great ally for wellness and a simple way to up your everyday healthy habits.Visit DelolaLife.com to buy Delola Cocktails now and use code ABSOLUTELY for $5 off your first bottle.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this BONUS episode of Absolutely Not, Heather is joined by comedian, Joe Dombrowski, who immediately informs her that she is an icon to the gay community. They chat all things comedy, touring, fans sneaking into the green room and try to determine if Heather has a lazy eye or not.Episode Sponsors:For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code ABSOLUTELYNOT.Indulge in affordable luxury! Go to Quince.com/absolutely for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.To get Naked Wines’ 6 bottle for $39.99 offer, head to NakedWines.com/ABSOLUTELY and use code ABSOLUTELY for both the code AND password.If you visit Carawayhome.com/ABSOLUTELY you can take an additional 10% off your next purchase.Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at TheFarmersDog.com/ABSOLUTELY. Plus, you get free shipping.Head over to AthenaClub.com to try their award-winning razor and body products and get 20% off your first purchase with code ABSOLUTELY at checkout.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather in the studio in LA after her final shows of The Comeback Tour. She works out a lot of stress and takes some of it out on her callers. She apologizes, as she goes hard.Episode Sponsors:Find inspiration for your new vibe, every day, at Saks.com.Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 and 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first subscription at drinkAG1.com/absolutely.Shop SKIMS Bras at SKIMS.com. Now available in 62 sizes (30A - 46H).You can get an additional 15% off their 90-day subscription Starter Kit by going to fatty15.com/ABSOLUTELY and using code ABSOLUTELY at checkout.Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at TheFarmersDog.com/ABSOLUTELY. Plus, you get FREE shipping.Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code ABSOLUTELY for $20 off your first purchase. Terms apply.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather dives deep into her thoughts on the upcoming months, on her work load and closing out The Comeback Tour. She recaps the bachelorette weekend in Key West filled with crazy characters and key lime pies. She goes through the voicemails and hears an Absolutely Yes from one of her listeners. Episode Sponsors:Find inspiration for your new vibe, every day, at Saks.com.Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 and 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first subscription at drinkAG1.com/absolutely.Need to find the perfect gift? Don't panic. Try Gift Mode on Etsy now.Visit maidenform.com and use code ABSOLUTELY20 at checkout for 20% off your first purchase.Check out Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you're ready to launch, go to Squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at TheFarmersDog.com/ABSOLUTELY. Plus, you get FREE shipping.Use the code “ABSOLUTELY” on Rhoback.com for a generous 20% off your first order through the end of this week.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Heather is joined by the ultimate scammer, the pillar himself, Raymond Padilla. They are back from the Masters tournament and ready to chat about all their adventures in Augusta.Episode Sponsors:Treat yourself to the best bras on the market and save 20% off at honeylove.com/ABSOLUTELYThis episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/ABSOLUTELY and get on your way to being your best self.Control body odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeoderant and get 15% off with promo code ABSOLUTELY15 at LumeDeoderant.comTry AG1 and get a free 1-year supply of Vitamin D3+K2 AND 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first subscription at drinkAG1.com/absolutely.Indulge in affordable luxury! Go to Quince.com/absolutely for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.Fatty15 is on a mission to replenish your C15 levels and restore your long-term health. You can get an additional 15% off their 90-day subscription Starter Kit by going to Fatty15.com/ABSOLUTELY and using code ABSOLUTELY at checkout.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.