All Episodes — Abject Suffering

Ep 576Abject Suffering 576: V.I.P.

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<html>Pamela Anderson was everywhere in the 90s, as a sex symbol and an object of ridicule. And none of her projects is more forgotten than V.I.P., the show where she bumbles into starting a bodyguard agency for the stars. And now, you, can fulfill your lifelong dream of playing a barely interactive video game adaptation of her adventures!</html>

Sep 25, 202433 min

Ep 575Abject Suffering 575: Wonder World Amusement Park DS

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<html>If you go anywhere used games are sold, you’ll see shelves choked with DS and Wii shovelware. And this week’s game, Wonder World Amusement Park, is emblematic of everything about that phenomenon. But of course, Gary picked this game to have an excuse to talk about his trip to the Oregon State Fair, which featured a real life reenactment of The Zoo Race.</html>

Sep 18, 202438 min

Ep 574Abject Suffering 574: X-Perts (Genesis)

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<html>Gonna be honest, it’s weird to record an episode that stays on topic like this one does. Everyone remembers the Eternal Champions, right? A franchise beloved enough that it got two character-specific spinoffs before Mortal Kombat got even one? X-Perts (unrelated to the X-Men) is in the running for one of the worst beat-em-ups we’ve covered for the show, which is really saying something.</html>

Sep 10, 202435 min

Ep 573Abject Suffering 573: Cabela's Dangerous Hunts

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<html>Behold, the Nega-Bear. It exists within and without our dimension. Do not try to shut your eyes, as the Nega-Bear moves faster when it is not perceived.</html>

Sep 2, 202434 min

Ep 572Abject Suffering 572: Power Blade (NES)

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<html>I hate to say, but sometimes you just have to respect somebody with that many muscles.</html>

Aug 26, 202442 min

Ep 571Abject Suffering 571: ESWAT: City Under Siege

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<html>Now to play a nice relaxing game where cops beat up... the incarcerated. Hmm.</html>

Aug 19, 202439 min

Ep 570Abject Suffering 570: Between Heaven and Hell

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<html>Here is a list of your sins: You never used that coupon. Your wallet smells funny. You don't clean your phone.</html>

Aug 12, 202446 min

Ep 569Abject Suffering 569: Forklift Load

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<html>Well, I don't see why the devs had to make it sexual.</html>

Aug 5, 202439 min

Ep 568Abject Suffering 568: Shining Nikki - Fashion Makeover

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<html>I... I'm told this is a fashion game, somehow?</html>

Jul 30, 202438 min

Ep 567Abject Suffering 567: Dark Summit

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<html>Spies! Snowboarding! Uh... yeah, we don't get it either.</html>

Jul 22, 202445 min

Ep 566Abject Suffering 566: Oni

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<html>I was suckered into playing this game because I got a comic book that was just an advertisement.</html>

Jul 15, 202449 min

Ep 565Abject Suffering 565: Who Wants to Beat Up a Millionaire?

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<html>How can a game about beating up rich people be so unfun?</html>

Jul 8, 202439 min

Ep 564Abject Suffering 564: Bubba 'n' Stix

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<html>There is something very unsettling about a tree with legs.</html>

Jul 1, 202434 min

Ep 563Abject Suffering 563: Daze Before Christmas

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<html>Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas!</html>

Jun 24, 202437 min

Ep 562Abject Suffering 562: Friends: The One With All the Trivia

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<html>Actually, the episode with the trivia is "The One with the Embryos".</html>

Jun 17, 202434 min

Ep 561Abject Suffering 561: The Da Vinci Code

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<html>I, too, assume that all historically valuable objects have secret puzzles.</html>

Jun 10, 202434 min

Ep 560Abject Suffering 560: Barnyard

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<html>Kevin James got udders. You heard me.</html>

Jun 3, 202435 min

Ep 559Abject Suffering 559: Red Bull BC One

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<html>Taurine!</html>

May 27, 202435 min

Ep 558Abject Suffering 558: Funny Pizza Land

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<html>Is the pizza funny or is the land funny because of the pizza?f</html>

May 20, 202441 min

Ep 557Abject Suffering 557: Californication

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<html>Doc... I've been dreaming of Californication again.</html>

May 13, 202439 min

Ep 556Abject Suffering 556: The Adventures of Tom Sawyer

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<html>The fence painting level is pretty dope.</html>

May 6, 202439 min

Ep 555Abject Suffering 555: The Tick

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<html>Die Fledermaus is still the Tick hero I think about the most.</html>

Apr 29, 202436 min

Ep 554Abject Suffering 554: Sin Episodes: Emergence

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<html>There will be no further Sin Episodes.</html>

Apr 23, 202439 min

Ep 553Abject Suffering 553: Wo Yao Da

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<html>This game is a comedy game, but we didn't make it to the punchline.</html>

Apr 15, 202434 min

Ep 552Abject Suffering 552: Microsoft Flight Simulator 4.0

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Apr 8, 202438 min

Ep 551Abject Suffering 551: The Flintstones: Burgertime in Bedrock

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<html>The burgers are also made out of rocks. Because it's caveman times.</html>

Apr 1, 202434 min

Ep 550Abject Suffering 550: Don't Pee

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Mar 25, 202441 min

Ep 549Abject Suffering 549: House M.D.

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<html>It's probably lupus.</html>

Mar 18, 202439 min

Ep 548Abject Suffering 548: The Ripper

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<html>Christopher Walken walks into a bar. Everybody cheers.</html>

Mar 11, 202436 min

Ep 547Abject Suffering 547: Dinosaurs for Hire

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<html>"So, Mr. Tyrannosaurus, where do you see yourself in five years?"</html>

Mar 4, 202439 min

Ep 546Abject Suffering 546: EOE: Eve of Extinction

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<html>It's Eve of Extinction, not Steve of Stextinction.</html>

Feb 26, 202436 min

Ep 545Abject Suffering 545: Bad Kids at School

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<html>Gonna throw you around. Maybe put you in a toilet. The world is our canvas!</html>

Feb 19, 202436 min

Ep 544Abject Suffering 544: Viscera Cleanup Detail

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<html>Careful. Careful! CAREFUL! Fuck.</html>

Feb 12, 202439 min

Ep 543Abject Suffering 543: Batman Returns

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Feb 5, 202436 min

Ep 542Abject Suffering 542: Bakugan Battle Brawlers

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<html>But what the fuck is a Bakugan?</html>

Jan 29, 202434 min

Ep 541Abject Suffering 541: Tender Loving Care

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<html>Ah. FMV. What did we ever do to deserve you?</html>

Jan 23, 202431 min

Ep 540Abject Suffering 540: X-Men Origins: Wolverine

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<html>From a shitty movie comes a decent game. Also: Wolverine's foreskin.</html>

Jan 15, 202439 min

Ep 539Abject Suffering 539: Betty Boop's Double Shift

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<html>That's just the way I boop around the house.</html>

Jan 8, 202436 min

Ep 538Abject Suffering 538: Time Commando

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<html>In this episode, Gary and Kole beat the shit out of some animals.</html>

Jan 2, 202435 min

Ep 537Abject Suffering 537: Mr. Pibb the 3D Interactive Game

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<html>Gary and Kole make Mr. Pibb a gender affirming healthcare provider.</html>

Dec 25, 202341 min

Ep 536Abject Suffering 536: Hard Edge

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<html>This is more like a limp response to Resident Evil than a hard edge.</html>

Dec 18, 202335 min

Ep 535Abject Suffering 535: Skate or Die Bad n Rad

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<html>In a world before skateboarding games were cool....</html>

Dec 11, 202340 min

Ep 534Abject Suffering 534: Punky Skunk

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<html>Now this Skunk? This is a skunk with attitude.</html>

Dec 4, 202335 min

Ep 533Abject Suffering 533: Hospital Escaper

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<html>Another amazing entry in the mobile game from hell sub-series.</html>

Nov 27, 202332 min

Ep 532Abject Suffering 532: Kid A Mnesia Exhibition

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<html>Radiohead.</html>

Nov 20, 202336 min

Ep 531Abject Suffering 531: Tin Star

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<html>Cartoons you can shoot with a gun!</html>

Nov 13, 202338 min

Ep 530Abject Suffering 530: Low G Man

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<html>There is a guy. And the guy has sci fi. Go, sci fi, go.</html>

Nov 6, 202337 min

Ep 529Abject Suffering 529: Resident Evil: Dead Aim

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<html>Another way to interpret dead aim is to say you aim like a dead person.</html>

Oct 30, 202336 min

Ep 528Abject Suffering 528: Keith Courage in Alpha Zones

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<html>I don't want to go to Alpha Zones.</html>

Oct 23, 202336 min

Ep 527Abject Suffering 527: Spawn (1999)

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<html>There are way too many Spawn games. There's even a The Darkness game and that's basically bullshit Spawn.</html>

Oct 16, 20231h 0m