
Abject Suffering
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Ep 561Abject Suffering 561: The Da Vinci Code
E<html><p>I, too, assume that all historically valuable objects have secret puzzles.</p></html>

Ep 560Abject Suffering 560: Barnyard
E<html><p>Kevin James got udders. You heard me.</p></html>

Ep 559Abject Suffering 559: Red Bull BC One
E<html><p>Taurine!</p></html>

Ep 558Abject Suffering 558: Funny Pizza Land
E<html><p>Is the pizza funny or is the land funny because of the pizza?f</p></html>

Ep 557Abject Suffering 557: Californication
E<html><p>Doc... I've been dreaming of Californication again.</p></html>

Ep 556Abject Suffering 556: The Adventures of Tom Sawyer
E<html><p>The fence painting level is pretty dope.</p></html>

Ep 555Abject Suffering 555: The Tick
E<html><p>Die Fledermaus is still the Tick hero I think about the most.</p></html>

Ep 554Abject Suffering 554: Sin Episodes: Emergence
E<html><p>There will be no further Sin Episodes.</p></html>

Ep 553Abject Suffering 553: Wo Yao Da
E<html><p>This game is a comedy game, but we didn't make it to the punchline.</p></html>

Ep 552Abject Suffering 552: Microsoft Flight Simulator 4.0
E<html><p>Oh, wow. It's just like the real sky.</p></html>

Ep 551Abject Suffering 551: The Flintstones: Burgertime in Bedrock
E<html><p>The burgers are also made out of rocks. Because it's caveman times.</p></html>

Ep 550Abject Suffering 550: Don't Pee
E<html><p>Don't you do it. Don't you pee. Don't! Hey!</p></html>

Ep 549Abject Suffering 549: House M.D.
E<html><p>It's probably lupus.</p></html>

Ep 548Abject Suffering 548: The Ripper
E<html><p>Christopher Walken walks into a bar. Everybody cheers.</p></html>

Ep 547Abject Suffering 547: Dinosaurs for Hire
E<html><p>"So, Mr. Tyrannosaurus, where do you see yourself in five years?"</p></html>

Ep 546Abject Suffering 546: EOE: Eve of Extinction
E<html><p>It's Eve of Extinction, not Steve of Stextinction.</p></html>

Ep 545Abject Suffering 545: Bad Kids at School
E<html><p>Gonna throw you around. Maybe put you in a toilet. The world is our canvas!</p></html>

Ep 544Abject Suffering 544: Viscera Cleanup Detail
E<html><p>Careful. Careful! CAREFUL! Fuck.</p></html>

Ep 543Abject Suffering 543: Batman Returns
E<html><p>Aw hell. Look out, he's back.</p></html>

Ep 542Abject Suffering 542: Bakugan Battle Brawlers
E<html><p>But what the fuck is a Bakugan?</p></html>

Ep 541Abject Suffering 541: Tender Loving Care
E<html><p>Ah. FMV. What did we ever do to deserve you?</p></html>

Ep 540Abject Suffering 540: X-Men Origins: Wolverine
E<html><p>From a shitty movie comes a decent game. Also: Wolverine's foreskin.</p></html>

Ep 539Abject Suffering 539: Betty Boop's Double Shift
E<html><p>That's just the way I boop around the house.</p></html>

Ep 538Abject Suffering 538: Time Commando
E<html><p>In this episode, Gary and Kole beat the shit out of some animals.</p></html>

Ep 537Abject Suffering 537: Mr. Pibb the 3D Interactive Game
E<html><p>Gary and Kole make Mr. Pibb a gender affirming healthcare provider.</p></html>

Ep 536Abject Suffering 536: Hard Edge
E<html><p>This is more like a limp response to Resident Evil than a hard edge.</p></html>

Ep 535Abject Suffering 535: Skate or Die Bad n Rad
E<html><p>In a world before skateboarding games were cool....</p></html>

Ep 534Abject Suffering 534: Punky Skunk
E<html><p>Now this Skunk? This is a skunk with attitude.</p></html>

Ep 533Abject Suffering 533: Hospital Escaper
E<html><p>Another amazing entry in the mobile game from hell sub-series.</p></html>

Ep 532Abject Suffering 532: Kid A Mnesia Exhibition
E<html><p>Radiohead.</p></html>

Ep 531Abject Suffering 531: Tin Star
E<html><p>Cartoons you can shoot with a gun!</p></html>

Ep 530Abject Suffering 530: Low G Man
E<html><p>There is a guy. And the guy has sci fi. Go, sci fi, go.</p></html>

Ep 529Abject Suffering 529: Resident Evil: Dead Aim
E<html><p>Another way to interpret dead aim is to say you aim like a dead person.</p></html>

Ep 528Abject Suffering 528: Keith Courage in Alpha Zones
E<html><p>I don't want to go to Alpha Zones.</p></html>

Ep 527Abject Suffering 527: Spawn (1999)
E<html><p>There are way too many Spawn games. There's even a The Darkness game and that's basically bullshit Spawn.</p></html>

Ep 526Abject Suffering 526: Mega Man Battle Network 6
E<html><p>There are so many Mega Men Battles Network that you don't even know which one this is.</p></html>

Ep 525Abject Suffering 525: SimAnt
E<html><p>Be ant. Live ant. Laugh ant. Love ant.</p></html>

Ep 524Abject Suffering 524: Big Sky Trooper
E<html><p>Even though we did an episode about this game, we're still unsure if it actually exists.</p></html>

Ep 523Abject Suffering 523: Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked
E<html><p>Alvin and the Chipmunks are back. Again. This is a threat.</p></html>

Ep 522Abject Suffering 522: Mischief Makers
E<html><p>People love this game. We don't! Whoops!</p></html>

Ep 521Abject Suffering 521: Napoleon Dynamite: The Game
E<html><p>It's like your favorite anti-comedy movie. But it's a fake game!</p></html>

Ep 520Abject Suffering 520: Musya
E<html><p>Boring early horror gaming, but hey it's still horror, so respect.</p></html>

Ep 519Abject Suffering 519: Growl
E<html><p>An 80s action movie themed beat em video game. No, you don't play as animals.</p></html>

Ep 518Abject Suffering 518: Disaster Report 4: Summer Memories
E<html><p>Wow, living through a disaster would suck. Let's make a comedy game out of it.</p></html>

Ep 517Abject Suffering 517: Outlaw Golf
E<html><p>This is actually really tame. What law did they break exactly?</p></html>

Ep 516Abject Suffering 516: King’s Quest 8: The Mask of Eternity
E<html><p>A sequel made for literally nobody, in an attempt to make a game for everybody.</p></html>

Ep 515Abject Suffering 515: Van Helsing
E<html><p>Van Helsing is actually the doctor. The character is Van Helsing's monster.</p></html>

Ep 514Abject Suffering 514: Shadow Blasters
E<html><p>I'm pretty sure I ate Shadow Blasters on Saturday mornings as a kid</p></html>

Ep 513Abject Suffering 513: RLH: Run Like Hell
E<html><p>Personally, I'm not really sure how, exactly, Hell runs.</p></html>

Ep 512Abject Suffering 512: Monkey Magic
E<html><p>Despite it's original and unique title, you have heard the story of this game before.</p></html>