All Episodes — Abject Suffering

Ep 561Abject Suffering 561: The Da Vinci Code

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<html>I, too, assume that all historically valuable objects have secret puzzles.</html>

Jun 10, 202434 min

Ep 560Abject Suffering 560: Barnyard

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<html>Kevin James got udders. You heard me.</html>

Jun 3, 202435 min

Ep 559Abject Suffering 559: Red Bull BC One

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<html>Taurine!</html>

May 27, 202435 min

Ep 558Abject Suffering 558: Funny Pizza Land

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<html>Is the pizza funny or is the land funny because of the pizza?f</html>

May 20, 202441 min

Ep 557Abject Suffering 557: Californication

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<html>Doc... I've been dreaming of Californication again.</html>

May 13, 202439 min

Ep 556Abject Suffering 556: The Adventures of Tom Sawyer

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<html>The fence painting level is pretty dope.</html>

May 6, 202439 min

Ep 555Abject Suffering 555: The Tick

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<html>Die Fledermaus is still the Tick hero I think about the most.</html>

Apr 29, 202436 min

Ep 554Abject Suffering 554: Sin Episodes: Emergence

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<html>There will be no further Sin Episodes.</html>

Apr 23, 202439 min

Ep 553Abject Suffering 553: Wo Yao Da

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<html>This game is a comedy game, but we didn't make it to the punchline.</html>

Apr 15, 202434 min

Ep 552Abject Suffering 552: Microsoft Flight Simulator 4.0

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Apr 8, 202438 min

Ep 551Abject Suffering 551: The Flintstones: Burgertime in Bedrock

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<html>The burgers are also made out of rocks. Because it's caveman times.</html>

Apr 1, 202434 min

Ep 550Abject Suffering 550: Don't Pee

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Mar 25, 202441 min

Ep 549Abject Suffering 549: House M.D.

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<html>It's probably lupus.</html>

Mar 18, 202439 min

Ep 548Abject Suffering 548: The Ripper

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<html>Christopher Walken walks into a bar. Everybody cheers.</html>

Mar 11, 202436 min

Ep 547Abject Suffering 547: Dinosaurs for Hire

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<html>"So, Mr. Tyrannosaurus, where do you see yourself in five years?"</html>

Mar 4, 202439 min

Ep 546Abject Suffering 546: EOE: Eve of Extinction

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<html>It's Eve of Extinction, not Steve of Stextinction.</html>

Feb 26, 202436 min

Ep 545Abject Suffering 545: Bad Kids at School

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<html>Gonna throw you around. Maybe put you in a toilet. The world is our canvas!</html>

Feb 19, 202436 min

Ep 544Abject Suffering 544: Viscera Cleanup Detail

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<html>Careful. Careful! CAREFUL! Fuck.</html>

Feb 12, 202439 min

Ep 543Abject Suffering 543: Batman Returns

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Feb 5, 202436 min

Ep 542Abject Suffering 542: Bakugan Battle Brawlers

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<html>But what the fuck is a Bakugan?</html>

Jan 29, 202434 min

Ep 541Abject Suffering 541: Tender Loving Care

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<html>Ah. FMV. What did we ever do to deserve you?</html>

Jan 23, 202431 min

Ep 540Abject Suffering 540: X-Men Origins: Wolverine

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<html>From a shitty movie comes a decent game. Also: Wolverine's foreskin.</html>

Jan 15, 202439 min

Ep 539Abject Suffering 539: Betty Boop's Double Shift

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<html>That's just the way I boop around the house.</html>

Jan 8, 202436 min

Ep 538Abject Suffering 538: Time Commando

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<html>In this episode, Gary and Kole beat the shit out of some animals.</html>

Jan 2, 202435 min

Ep 537Abject Suffering 537: Mr. Pibb the 3D Interactive Game

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<html>Gary and Kole make Mr. Pibb a gender affirming healthcare provider.</html>

Dec 25, 202341 min

Ep 536Abject Suffering 536: Hard Edge

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<html>This is more like a limp response to Resident Evil than a hard edge.</html>

Dec 18, 202335 min

Ep 535Abject Suffering 535: Skate or Die Bad n Rad

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<html>In a world before skateboarding games were cool....</html>

Dec 11, 202340 min

Ep 534Abject Suffering 534: Punky Skunk

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<html>Now this Skunk? This is a skunk with attitude.</html>

Dec 4, 202335 min

Ep 533Abject Suffering 533: Hospital Escaper

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<html>Another amazing entry in the mobile game from hell sub-series.</html>

Nov 27, 202332 min

Ep 532Abject Suffering 532: Kid A Mnesia Exhibition

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<html>Radiohead.</html>

Nov 20, 202336 min

Ep 531Abject Suffering 531: Tin Star

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<html>Cartoons you can shoot with a gun!</html>

Nov 13, 202338 min

Ep 530Abject Suffering 530: Low G Man

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<html>There is a guy. And the guy has sci fi. Go, sci fi, go.</html>

Nov 6, 202337 min

Ep 529Abject Suffering 529: Resident Evil: Dead Aim

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<html>Another way to interpret dead aim is to say you aim like a dead person.</html>

Oct 30, 202336 min

Ep 528Abject Suffering 528: Keith Courage in Alpha Zones

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<html>I don't want to go to Alpha Zones.</html>

Oct 23, 202336 min

Ep 527Abject Suffering 527: Spawn (1999)

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<html>There are way too many Spawn games. There's even a The Darkness game and that's basically bullshit Spawn.</html>

Oct 16, 20231h 0m

Ep 526Abject Suffering 526: Mega Man Battle Network 6

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<html>There are so many Mega Men Battles Network that you don't even know which one this is.</html>

Oct 9, 202333 min

Ep 525Abject Suffering 525: SimAnt

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<html>Be ant. Live ant. Laugh ant. Love ant.</html>

Oct 2, 202338 min

Ep 524Abject Suffering 524: Big Sky Trooper

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<html>Even though we did an episode about this game, we're still unsure if it actually exists.</html>

Sep 25, 202334 min

Ep 523Abject Suffering 523: Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked

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<html>Alvin and the Chipmunks are back. Again. This is a threat.</html>

Sep 18, 202336 min

Ep 522Abject Suffering 522: Mischief Makers

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<html>People love this game. We don't! Whoops!</html>

Sep 11, 202334 min

Ep 521Abject Suffering 521: Napoleon Dynamite: The Game

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<html>It's like your favorite anti-comedy movie. But it's a fake game!</html>

Sep 4, 202339 min

Ep 520Abject Suffering 520: Musya

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<html>Boring early horror gaming, but hey it's still horror, so respect.</html>

Aug 28, 202334 min

Ep 519Abject Suffering 519: Growl

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<html>An 80s action movie themed beat em video game. No, you don't play as animals.</html>

Aug 21, 202335 min

Ep 518Abject Suffering 518: Disaster Report 4: Summer Memories

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<html>Wow, living through a disaster would suck. Let's make a comedy game out of it.</html>

Aug 14, 202333 min

Ep 517Abject Suffering 517: Outlaw Golf

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<html>This is actually really tame. What law did they break exactly?</html>

Aug 7, 202332 min

Ep 516Abject Suffering 516: King’s Quest 8: The Mask of Eternity

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<html>A sequel made for literally nobody, in an attempt to make a game for everybody.</html>

Jul 31, 202334 min

Ep 515Abject Suffering 515: Van Helsing

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<html>Van Helsing is actually the doctor. The character is Van Helsing's monster.</html>

Jul 24, 202339 min

Ep 514Abject Suffering 514: Shadow Blasters

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<html>I'm pretty sure I ate Shadow Blasters on Saturday mornings as a kid</html>

Jul 17, 202337 min

Ep 513Abject Suffering 513: RLH: Run Like Hell

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<html>Personally, I'm not really sure how, exactly, Hell runs.</html>

Jul 10, 202341 min

Ep 512Abject Suffering 512: Monkey Magic

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<html>Despite it's original and unique title, you have heard the story of this game before.</html>

Jul 3, 202341 min