372 Pages We'll Never Get Back

Find out our next book before everyone else when you support the podcast on Patreon! patreon.com/372pages Get the book here To quote the perpetually stoned kid who sawed his finger off in my high school Shop Class and had it surgically re-attached, writing in my year book, “What a long, strange trip it’s been!” Emphasis … <p class="link-more"><a href="http://372pages.com/episode-130-super-constitution-ep-5-welcome-back-troika" class="more-link">Continue reading<span class="screen-reader-text"> "Episode 130 – Super Constitution Ep 5 – Welcome Back, Troika!"</span></a></p>

Support the podcast on Patreon! Once we hit 1000 supporters, Mike will watch Forrest Gump for the first time as a live watchalong! patreon.com/372pages Get the book here Well, we’re one ep away from being done with Charles Kim’s ̶i̶n̶s̶a̶n̶e̶, u̶n̶h̶i̶n̶g̶e̶d̶ m̶a̶n̶i̶f̶e̶s̶t̶o̶ novel and one thing is becoming clear: unless you hold multiple degrees from … <p class="link-more"><a href="http://372pages.com/episode-129-super-constitution-ep-4-miss-sequoia-aoooogaaaa" class="more-link">Continue reading<span class="screen-reader-text"> "Episode 129 – Super Constitution Ep 4 – Miss Sequoia, AOOOOgaaaa!"</span></a></p>

See how our trip to the Mall of American Bubba Gump Shrimp Company went, only on the 372 Patreon! patreon.com/372pages Get the book here We’re deep into Super Constitution now and this is our chance to see how the sausage is made (HINT: it requires a killing ray). Another big question is answered as Miss … <p class="link-more"><a href="http://372pages.com/episode-128-super-constitution-ep-3-miss-oharas-smiling-body" class="more-link">Continue reading<span class="screen-reader-text"> "Episode #128 – Super Constitution Ep 3 – Miss O’Hara’s Smiling Body"</span></a></p>

Support the podcast on Patreon! Get every episode early and other exclusive fun stuff! patreon.com/372pages Get the book here Well, after a rough start we’re back on track. Super Constitution was a little strange out of the gate but now it’s nothing more than a classic sci-fi nov– haha, I can’t finish that sentence. It … <p class="link-more"><a href="http://372pages.com/127-super-constitution-ep-2-long-monologues" class="more-link">Continue reading<span class="screen-reader-text"> "Episode #127 – Super Constitution Ep 2 – LONG MONOLOGUES!!"</span></a></p>

Support the podcast on Patreon to get every episode early, hear our recent live show from Minneapolis, and more great stuff! patreon.com/372pages Get the book here Webster’s defines “insane” as THIS BOOK! Find out how a book titled SUPER CONSTITUTION is hornier than The Mister, Susan Fletcher, and a Moon People date at Red Lobster combined. We’ll … <p class="link-more"><a href="http://372pages.com/episode-126-super-constitution-ep-1-octopus-tentacles" class="more-link">Continue reading<span class="screen-reader-text"> "Episode #126 – Super Constitution Ep 1 – Octopus Tentacles"</span></a></p>

(This book may be a little hard to find because our Patreon supporters learned what it was a week ago and bought up all the copies. Join them so you don’t miss out in the future! patreon.com/372pages ) Get the book here The podcast is now officially old enough to legally drink, if you are … <p class="link-more"><a href="http://372pages.com/episode-125-book-21" class="more-link">Continue reading<span class="screen-reader-text"> "Episode #125 – Book 21: Super Constitution"</span></a></p>

Come see us do our first LIVE PODCAST in three years, Friday 7/22 at Bryant Lake Bowl in Minneapolis! Details on our facebook and twitter pages. Thanks to everyone who supports the podcast on patreon. Find out when live show tix are on sale, get every episode early, enter contests, and other fun stuff! patreon.com/372pages … <p class="link-more"><a href="http://372pages.com/episode-124-gump-co-ep-5" class="more-link">Continue reading<span class="screen-reader-text"> "Episode #124 – Gump & Co Ep 5"</span></a></p>

Support the podcast on Patreon, where you can watch Conor drink gross New Coke variants, hear Mike’s story teased in this ep, and so much more! patreon.com/372pages Get the book here We’re past the halfway point in Gump & Co., and in this episode, so much Gump, so much Co., so much ass!! Seriously, could … <p class="link-more"><a href="http://372pages.com/episode-122-gump-co-ep-4" class="more-link">Continue reading<span class="screen-reader-text"> "Episode 123 – Gump & Co Ep 4"</span></a></p>

Support the podcast on Patreon, the only place to hear our Minneapolis live show and see our trip to the Mall of America Bubba Gump Shrimp Company! Get the book here Oh, come back lengthy, unending descriptions of New Coke! You are missed. We’ll put down here what might be discussed during this episode and … <p class="link-more"><a href="http://372pages.com/episode-122-gump-co-ep-3" class="more-link">Continue reading<span class="screen-reader-text"> "Episode #122 – Gump & Co. Ep 3"</span></a></p>

Our first full episode of diving into the Winston Groom book Gump & Co. So much is uncovered here, including Mike’s grandmother’s encounter with Houdini, Conor’s visit with broadcasting legend Larry King, some Dumb Sentences and some Real or FanFic; during which Mike either does or does not repeat recent past triumphs! Patreon supporter goals … <p class="link-more"><a href="http://372pages.com/episode-121-gump-co-ep-2" class="more-link">Continue reading<span class="screen-reader-text"> "Episode #121 – Gump & Co. Ep 2"</span></a></p>

Our beloved Patreon supporters have already been reading this book for a week! Join the fun at http://patreon.com/372pages Get the book here It’s time to announce our twentieth book, and there’s one question on everyone’s mind: will anyone be forced into a tree? Also, Mike & Conor do another round of Calibrate Your Tastes. It’s … <p class="link-more"><a href="http://372pages.com/episode-120-book-20-announcement" class="more-link">Continue reading<span class="screen-reader-text"> "Episode #120 – Book 20 – Gump & Co"</span></a></p>

Support the podcast on Patreon and be the first to find out what the next book is! patreon.com/372pages Weeks ago, when we wandered out of the trees and mountains of the plains of Antigua and hopped on that unicorn’s back, we never could have imagined the places she’d take us. Or the sheer, unbelievable, immense … <p class="link-more"><a href="http://372pages.com/episode-119-antigua-ep-7-eagle-man" class="more-link">Continue reading<span class="screen-reader-text"> "Episode #119 – Antigua Ep 7 – Eagle Man!"</span></a></p>

Support the 372 Patreon! Bonus Real or Fanfics, classical minis, other weirder stuff! patreon.com/372pages “Displace one note and there would be diminishment, displace one phrase and the structure would fall.” Salieri on Mozart but it could easily have been spoken by Conor or me about the Ellis’ classic book, Antigua: The Land of Fairies Wizard … <p class="link-more"><a href="http://372pages.com/episode-118-antigua-ep-5-teens" class="more-link">Continue reading<span class="screen-reader-text"> "Episode #118 – Antigua Ep 6 – Teens!"</span></a></p>

Support the Podcast on Patreon to get fun stuff like a Meet The Authors with Bill Corbett, Conor’s breakdown of an iconic hip-hop sample, and every episode early! patreon.com/372pages Just a few of the animals mentioned in this episode’s reading: dogs, cats, cows, roosters, chickens, pigs, goats, horses, cattle, foxes, squirrel monkeys who make all … <p class="link-more"><a href="http://372pages.com/episode-117-antigua-ep-4-animal-collective" class="more-link">Continue reading<span class="screen-reader-text"> "Episode #117 – Antigua Ep 5 – Animal Collective"</span></a></p>

Support the podcast on Patreon and see what you’re missing! It’s the only place to hear Mike’s amazing bonus real or fanfic! http://patreon.com/372pages You know how when a friend says, “You have to see this video!” and then thrusts his phone in your face and stands awkwardly watching your expression as you watch a video … <p class="link-more"><a href="http://372pages.com/episode-116-antigua-ep-3-holograms" class="more-link">Continue reading<span class="screen-reader-text"> "Episode #116 – Antigua Ep 4 – Holograms"</span></a></p>

Support us on Patreon! It’s the only place to hear the legendary Bonus Real or Fanfic we did in between episodes! patreon.com/372pages A jam-packed episode for which we will not apologize: there are roughly 8300 characters mentioned in this reading alone. And we barely touch on the Great Wizard Agnessa! We’ve got fairies, fairiettes, pixies, … <p class="link-more"><a href="http://372pages.com/372-pages-115-antigua-ep-2-timothy" class="more-link">Continue reading<span class="screen-reader-text"> "Episode 115 – Antigua Ep 3 – Timothy!"</span></a></p>

Thanks to everyone who supports the podcast on Patreon! Please join them so we can have enough supporters to outnumber the centaurs in this book. patreon.com/372pages This book is amazing! It’s an amazing book! Conor, 40 years-old, yelled to Mike, who was made of human parts, “I can’t believe how amazing this book is!” They … <p class="link-more"><a href="http://372pages.com/episode-113-antigua-ep-2-beautiful-horses" class="more-link">Continue reading<span class="screen-reader-text"> "Episode 114 – Antigua Ep 2 – Beautiful Horses"</span></a></p>

Conor challenges Mike with a quiz (he does poorly) and then the new book is announced! EDIT: Well this should be interesting. The kindle (CANON) version does not have chapter breaks. We will read until Location 737, ending at the sentence “The rulers of the easternmost province were King Arlexjandrio and Queen Gwyndeth.” This is … <p class="link-more"><a href="http://372pages.com/episode-113-book-19-antigua-ep-1" class="more-link">Continue reading<span class="screen-reader-text"> "Episode 113 – Book 19 – Antigua Ep. 1"</span></a></p>

Our Patreon listeners are our favorite listeners! Join them at patreon.com/372pages and be the first to learn what book we’re doing next Wow, there’s no way around it, we unabashedly loved the places this book went! (If you don’t agree with us please contact our solicitors, Messrs. Hutchinson and Harper. If you find no relief … <p class="link-more"><a href="http://372pages.com/episode-112-irene-iddsleigh-ep-3-hawkes-the-gardener" class="more-link">Continue reading<span class="screen-reader-text"> "Episode 112 – Irene Iddsleigh Ep 3 – HAWKES! (The Gardener)"</span></a></p>

Support the podcast on Patreon, and hear all about Mike’s Time Advocate theory! patreon.com/372pages Just when you thought Irene Iddesleigh was just going to be kind of old-timey funny, the type of funny that would cause Samuel Clemens to sort of let out a little laugh through his nose, it goes completely bananas off-the-rails insane!! … <p class="link-more"><a href="http://372pages.com/episode-111-irene-iddesleigh-2" class="more-link">Continue reading<span class="screen-reader-text"> "Episode 111 – Irene Iddesleigh #2"</span></a></p>

Join the 372 Pages Patreon and get early access to every new episode! Patreon.com/372pages This book was a surprise, packed with hidden delights. So too this episode including -A brand new department: Appreciate Mark Twain -Several dives to the Dark Web -More than one improv regarding Sir John’s locked rooms -Dumb Sentences -A stunning Real … <p class="link-more"><a href="http://372pages.com/episode-110-irene-iddesleigh-1" class="more-link">Continue reading<span class="screen-reader-text"> "Episode 110 – Irene Iddesleigh #1"</span></a></p>

Our patreon supporters have known about this book for a week already and are already sending in their dumb sentences! Join the fun at patreon.com/372pages Join us for our 18th book: Irene Iddlesleigh by Amanda Mckittrick Ros. That is, if the Red Cross doesn’t abduct Conor before then. For our first episode we’ll be reading … <p class="link-more"><a href="http://372pages.com/episode-109-irene-iddlesleigh" class="more-link">Continue reading<span class="screen-reader-text"> "Episode 109 – Book 18: Irene Iddlesleigh"</span></a></p>

**Please note that the giveaway mentioned in this ep has obviously already ended** Be the first to find out what our next book is! Support the podcast on Patreon and get early access to every ep and other fun stuff! patreon.com/372pages Reading a 563 Tyra Banks book just wasn’t enough. Listeners insisted we read and … <p class="link-more"><a href="http://372pages.com/episode-108-modelland-extra-acknowledgments-aka-library-fudge" class="more-link">Continue reading<span class="screen-reader-text"> "Episode 108 – Modelland Extra – Acknowledgments, aka Library Fudge"</span></a></p>

Thanks to everyone who supports the podcast on our Patreon! http://patreon.com/372pages O’Neil of course does not rise. But this is Modelland’s final episode. Per our stunt Mike did not read it so it’s all in the capable hands of Conor, who, for the first time gets to read a passage to the poor bedraggled “little … <p class="link-more"><a href="http://372pages.com/episode-107-modelland-ep-7-oneil-rises" class="more-link">Continue reading<span class="screen-reader-text"> "Episode 107 – Modelland Ep 7 – O’Neil Rises"</span></a></p>

Thanks to everyone who supports the podcast on Patreon! Join them over at patreon.com/372pages Mike catches Conor up on the the plot, which involves a lot of filth, sores, blood, detached limbs, wounds and severed torsos. In other words, just another Tuesday at Modelland! As this is a Very Special Episode, we’d love your opinion … <p class="link-more"><a href="http://372pages.com/episode-106-modelland-ep-6-human-leg-giraffe" class="more-link">Continue reading<span class="screen-reader-text"> "Episode 106 – Modelland Ep 6 – Human Leg Giraffe"</span></a></p>

Thanks to everyone who supports the podcast on Patreon! Get every episode early plus other fun stuff: patreon.com/372pages Our longest episode yet – making it, clearly, our best. We’ll check in on a loving father reading his beloved daughter a bed time story. Conor breaks out the Pocket Operators to recreate one of the BellaDonna’s … <p class="link-more"><a href="http://372pages.com/episode-105-modelland-ep-5-shocking-news" class="more-link">Continue reading<span class="screen-reader-text"> "Episode 105 – Modelland Ep 5 – SHOCKING NEWS!"</span></a></p>

Thank you to our Patreon supporters who keep the podcast going and have had access to this episode for a week already! Join them at patreon.com/372pages The underutilization of O’Neil is downright criminal: as though A Confederacy of Dunces just mentioned Ignatius J. Reilly and then moved on. Still, plenty of good stuff in the … <p class="link-more"><a href="http://372pages.com/episode-104-modelland-ep-4-oneil" class="more-link">Continue reading<span class="screen-reader-text"> "Episode 104 – Modelland Ep 4 – O’Neil"</span></a></p>

Support the podcast with a few bucks on Patreon. Get every episode early, Meet The Authors segments, interviews with Lauren and Bridget, contests, and more! patreon.com/372pages A testament to how weird this book has become: A “sloppy, love-filled reunion hug” is the most normal thing that happens in this episode’s reading. The Cronenbergian body-horror levels … <p class="link-more"><a href="http://372pages.com/episode-103-modelland-ep-3-augh-sorry-so-so-sorry-sorry" class="more-link">Continue reading<span class="screen-reader-text"> "Episode 103 – Modelland Ep 3 – AUGH SORRY SO SO SORRY SORRY"</span></a></p>

Please support the podcast on Patreon! Get every episode early, access to our Discord, and other fun stuff! patreon.com/372pages Conor and Mike wade into the fever dream like madness that is Tyra Banks’ Modelland but not before Mike gets his comeuppance on an issue of pronunciation. And since no Dark Web recreators could possibly capture … <p class="link-more"><a href="http://372pages.com/episode-102-modelland-ep-2-goggle-eyes-long-fingers" class="more-link">Continue reading<span class="screen-reader-text"> "Episode 102 – Modelland Ep 2 – Goggle Eyes & Long Fingers"</span></a></p>

Join the 372 Patreon to get every episode early and other fun exclusive stuff! http://patreon.com/372pages Mike and Conor quickly discover that Tyra Banks’ only novel is Cr8Zee! (Cr8Zee is pronounced “crazeee” because the “t” sound at the end of “8” is silent and the two “ee”s at the end are pronounced like three “eee”s.) They … <p class="link-more"><a href="http://372pages.com/episode-101-modelland-ep-1-einfach-was-fur-ein-loonerherz" class="more-link">Continue reading<span class="screen-reader-text"> "Episode 101 – Modelland Ep 1 – Einfach was für ein Loonerherz"</span></a></p>

A famous person wrote a book so it would be rude of us not to read and discuss this person’s work. Also: 100 episodes!!! First assignment: Read through chapter 6

By the first to find out what we’re reading next by joining the 372 Patreon! Lots of other great exclusive posts and events as well! patreon.com/372pages Get the book here! It’s with wet eyes that we bid farewell to the land of wrongly timed barbecue, snippy and/or flirty waitresses, violent drug-pushing teacher/furniture store managers, open … <p class="link-more"><a href="http://372pages.com/episode-99-quilters-ep-3-goodbye-cozyverse" class="more-link">Continue reading<span class="screen-reader-text"> "Episode 99 – Quilters Ep 3 – Goodbye, Cozyverse!"</span></a></p>

Join the fun in the 372 Patreon! Last week we all relived Conor’s humiliating Jeopardy loss together. Plus every episode early, contests, and other bonus stuff! patreon.com/372pages Get the book here! The number of characters continues to rise along with the body count, as the Quilters’ anti-drug battle (aka putting up a modest number of … <p class="link-more"><a href="http://372pages.com/episode-98-quilters-ep-2-big-baby-braxton" class="more-link">Continue reading<span class="screen-reader-text"> "Episode 98 – Quilters Ep 2 – Big Baby Braxton"</span></a></p>

Join us on Patreon to get every episode early and other fun stuff! patreon.com/372pages Get the book here! Ah, the Clinian Cloud has lifted and the 372 Pages studio is cozy and smells of pork, sauerkraut, beef stew and cake – lots of cake! Conor dives to the dark web, Mike tries his hand at … <p class="link-more"><a href="http://372pages.com/episode-97-quilters-ep-1-a-small-intimate-podcast" class="more-link">Continue reading<span class="screen-reader-text"> "Episode 97 – Quilters Ep 1 – A Small, Intimate Podcast"</span></a></p>

Get the book here! The task: announce book number sixteen. Forty-seven minutes later the job is done! Why? Because Conor and Mike are incredibly enthusiastic about the new title. I mean, one of our favorite “Real or FanFics” before we even crack the book open?! This is going to be great! Here’s a link to … <p class="link-more"><a href="http://372pages.com/episode-96-book-16-the-quilters-push-back" class="more-link">Continue reading<span class="screen-reader-text"> "Episode 96 – Book 16: The Quilters Push Back"</span></a></p>

Learn the next book before anyone else! Join the fun on the 372 Patreon. Bonus eps, Meet the Authors, Discord, and more! patreon.com/372pages An epic podcast! Mike and Conor discuss the deep philosophical implications of Van Hagar, of avatars putting on haptic suits, of the personification of the collective intelligence of all humanity saying things … <p class="link-more"><a href="http://372pages.com/ep-95-ready-player-2-suddenly-and-without-warning-we-finished-the-book" class="more-link">Continue reading<span class="screen-reader-text"> "Ep 95 – Ready Player 2 – Suddenly, and Without Warning, We Finished the Book"</span></a></p>

Join the fun on Patreon for bonus Real or Fanfic, improv with special guests, and surprisingly, earnest analysis of classical music! patreon.com/372pages If you had taken a second mortgage on your home and placed the entire sum on a Vegas bet that “nothing in this book could possibly be worse than the chapters spent on … <p class="link-more"><a href="http://372pages.com/episode-94-ready-player-2-apparently-we-were-surprised-to-find-ourselves-still-reading-this" class="more-link">Continue reading<span class="screen-reader-text"> "Episode 94 – Ready Player 2 – Apparently, We Were Surprised to Find Ourselves Still Reading This"</span></a></p>

Ernest Cline’s runaway best seller continues to disgust and annoy us, even as it approaches the home stretch. In this episode we wrap up the seemingly endless John Hughes quest by meeting an actual John Hughes NPC (not actually John Hughes). Then we’re off to Halcydonia, where we all try to pretend that Zoobilee Zoo … <p class="link-more"><a href="http://372pages.com/ep-93-ready-player-2-rolling-our-locked-wide-eyes" class="more-link">Continue reading<span class="screen-reader-text"> "Ep 93 – Ready Player 2 – Rolling our Locked Wide Eyes"</span></a></p>

Support the podcast on Patreon and get access to early episodes, bonus materials, contests and more! Patreon.com/372pages Conor states with confidence that this episode contains a chapter that is the dumbest and therefore the greatest of any that has been covered by 372 Pages! The editor has taken her hand off the tiller and what … <p class="link-more"><a href="http://372pages.com/episode-92-ready-player-2-is-it-gamefaqs-or-a-john-hughes-geocities-fan-page-its-both" class="more-link">Continue reading<span class="screen-reader-text"> "Episode 92 – Ready Player 2 – Is It GameFAQs? Or a John Hughes Geocities Fan Page? It’s Both!!"</span></a></p>

After countless pages of Worldbuilding and freeing child slaves when our hero felt like it, Ernest Cline finally lets some things happen in this section. The action kicks off when a Gunter and a Sharter listen to a Morissey song in silence and it doesn’t let up from there! By the time we’re done, there’s … <p class="link-more"><a href="http://372pages.com/episode-91-ready-player-2-a-constant-loop-of-push-it" class="more-link">Continue reading<span class="screen-reader-text"> "Episode 91: Ready Player 2 – A Constant Loop of Push It"</span></a></p>

Don’t miss out on participating in the read along! Join the 372 Patreon and get early access to episodes, as well as a BONUS Real or Fanfic we did this week! patreon.com/372pagesSo much to cover: Conor is shocked at Cline’s revelation that there may be a downside to the internet Conor is shocked at Cline’s … <p class="link-more"><a href="http://372pages.com/episode-90-ready-player-2-bouncin-and-blazin" class="more-link">Continue reading<span class="screen-reader-text"> "Episode 90 – Ready Player 2: Bouncin’ and Blazin’"</span></a></p>

Support the podcast on Patreon and get access to every episode early, plus a ton of exclusive bonus stuff! patreon.com/372pages Ready Player Two? Let me ask that again; Ready Player Two?! I don’t think you are!! But Conor and Mike are ready. Having only an evening to read the first few chapters, here are some … <p class="link-more"><a href="http://372pages.com/episode-89-ready-player-two-sharters-and-gunters" class="more-link">Continue reading<span class="screen-reader-text"> "Episode 89 – Ready Player Two – Sharters and Gunters"</span></a></p>

Yes, this may be the final episode of Midnight Sun but Alice has looked into the future and Mike and Conor are still reading it in every possibility but this one. We won’t spoil anything about the episode itself but stay tuned to the very end and help us (and 372 listener Josh who sent … <p class="link-more"><a href="http://372pages.com/episode-88-james-the-tracker-trackerathorn-iii" class="more-link">Continue reading<span class="screen-reader-text"> "Episode 88 – James “The Tracker” Trackerathorn III"</span></a></p>

Phil hears from an assistant coach of the Sidewinders that there may be a backup shortstop position opening up! So Renee and he may drive back to Phoenix!!!!!!!! Also, the tireless and cunning James the Tracker is making plans to watch his collection of VHS tapes in a room with a gold chair rail once … <p class="link-more"><a href="http://372pages.com/episode-86-major-update-on-phil" class="more-link">Continue reading<span class="screen-reader-text"> "Episode 87 – MAJOR UPDATE ON PHIL!!"</span></a></p>

How em dash HOW em dash is this book not about Charlie hauling in a world record white perch, or at the very least the story of him getting a treble hook buried into his thigh? Why not page after page of Carlisle being tutored in Courtly Italian by some foppish vampire with a high … <p class="link-more"><a href="http://372pages.com/episode-86-charlie-says-huh" class="more-link">Continue reading<span class="screen-reader-text"> "Episode 86 – Charlie says, “Huh…”"</span></a></p>

Twilight but as told from the vampire’s point of view, continues to be a collection of words strung together in mostly coherent fashion, with occasional digressions to count thousands of insects. There you go, Little Brown, you can use that as a quote on the cover of the paperback. We hit the halfway mark during … <p class="link-more"><a href="http://372pages.com/episode-85-throbbing-wetly" class="more-link">Continue reading<span class="screen-reader-text"> "Episode 85 – Throbbing Wetly"</span></a></p>

If you like Cline-ian pop culture lists you are in for a treat! In this episode Mike and Conor break down Bella’s likes / dislikes, turn-ons / turn-offs, preferences for types of flowers / er, preferring not to encounter other types of flowers, etc. Conor again dives to the dark web to widen our understanding … <p class="link-more"><a href="http://372pages.com/episode-84-rip-orlando-calderas-wallace" class="more-link">Continue reading<span class="screen-reader-text"> "Episode 84 – RIP Orlando Calderas Wallace"</span></a></p>

Yes, we talk about things other than Lanny. But we don’t want to! You’ll all be thrilled to learn that Mike drained the budget to reunite the 372 Players, that Mike scores, um, pretty, pretty well on the Real or Fanfic challenge. There’s tons of Dumb Sentences and Conor dives to the dark web. But … <p class="link-more"><a href="http://372pages.com/episode-83-lanny" class="more-link">Continue reading<span class="screen-reader-text"> "Episode 83 – Lanny"</span></a></p>

So many words, so many of them “monster”! A jam-packed episode: Conor sails through several Sonic Challenges Mike, ahem, sails through Real or Fanfic Our listeners mail in and we steal it Believe it or not there are plenty of Dumb Sentences. There are GOFFS! (get it?) Special thanks to our patreon supporters! Get every … <p class="link-more"><a href="http://372pages.com/episode-82-the-comedy-stylings-of-emmett" class="more-link">Continue reading<span class="screen-reader-text"> "Episode 82 – The Comedy Stylings of Emmett"</span></a></p>

Let’s read another terrible book! But first, a story (By listener request!) about the time Mike inherited a house. It does not go well. This should be a fun one, let’s start by reading through Chapter 4!