Your Kickstarter Sucks

If we've said it once, we've said it a thousand times: stop whackin off to us! On today's show we've got a great bit based on something I found on my desk (don't skip ahead to it, let it come naturally; worth the wait), plus sort of the classic set-up of the show: 90 minutes long, not too many silent parts, Mike plays a fart sound at some point. Anti-Covid t-shirt, Trump Against Humanity, a nasty pimple popping thing, a psycho lady's dog talking to her, and more! Only on YKS. "YKS. Where else ya gonna find it?" #YKS #WhereElseMusic for YKS is courtesy of the Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Executive Producer PBostrom.For more YKS, check out the YKS Premium Patreon. People are always asking us, "Where do you come up with your crazy ideas?" Well, we mostly do it on YKS Premium. That's where the true seeds of wacky ingenuity take hold, and you can be a part of it yourself with just $5. Enjoy movie commentaries, bonus Kickstarters, great guests, and I believe Mike takes his penis out in one episode as well -- only on YKS Premium -- "It's the Preem!" #Preem Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Oh no! It's almost time for the big episode to come out and we don't have a title! Let's see, let's see...I know I had a list of great episode titles around here somewhere. The Grouse of Mouse? Doesn't make sense. Fries with That? No, should have used that for the Doughboys ep. Poop Olympics? That's great but I think we already used it. Dang it! We don't have time for this. I'm just going to have to go with the next thing I pull out of the big Title Hat. I hope it's good, or people are gonna be really mad at me and not Mike for some reason. Okay. It's time. Here goes nothin!Music for YKS is courtesy of the Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Executive Producer PBostrom. This episode of YKS is sponsored by Wipers123.com. These folks take windshield wipers so seriously, it's actually hard to get them to focus on anything else. Hey, c'mon! I thought we were ordering food! What do you want? Are we doing Greek again? That kind of thing. But at the end of the day, we all gotta eat. And we gotta get wiper blades, too. So, my suggestion: try a vegan place (good for environment?) and head over to Wipers123.com, and use promo code YOURKICKSTARTERSUCKS for $10 off your order of SpeedSets. That's one of the wiper blade kinds you can get there, and from what I understand, they're pretty good. Anyway don't forget the promo code. Thanks.Also, check out YKS Premium on Patreon for more YKS -- ad free eps, up to 5 bonus eps a month, 4 newsletters, store discounts, whatever you could want basically. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Thank you! For! Your! Service! The undisputed Song of the Summer is here and, no, the singer didn't even have to talk about their "you know what" being "you know what". Hear it first on today's show before anywhere else, because no one else has the guts to play it! We treat you right (Dairy Queen). Plus: we slay some bastards, finally find a way to carry our fishing pole around on our motorcycles, and fill some guitars with liquid for whatever reason. Damn. That is awesome. Most importantly, DB says 2 things wrong that we will never let him forget. Let him hear it on twitter: @dogboner Music for YKS is courtesy of the Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Exec Producer: PBostromHey and for more YKS, check out YKS Premium on Patreon. $5 a month gets ya 4 exclusive episodes a month, and $8 a month gets ya 5(!), plus a weekly newsletter and more. It's a good thing (Martha Stewart). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, we're helpin' over here! That's right folks, it's another week on Earth which means another YKS has been uploaded to everyone's desktop PCs for their fullscreen listening pleasure. This week on the show we are figuring out how to interact with the police safely, paying to hear a weirdo's dreams, and sucking on a pen with our big slobbery mouths due to anxiety. Plus at least 3 additional things are said throughout the episode. Download this one now while you still can! It's a collector's item that will only increase in value! This episode is an investment for your and your children's future! I really believe this!And for more YKS check out YKS Premium on Patreon. Last week we had our friends Dril and Derek from TruthPoint on and they tried to win a bunch of money. Did it work out? Well you'll just have to listen for yourself. Or ask them if you want. But maybe they won't reply, or maybe they'll lie to you. Easier to just do my thing, I think.Finally, this episode of YKS is sponsored by Manscaped. Hey if your shit is looking like that Black Crowes album cover (Amorica I think) then check out Manscaped. They ship to Canada now, and it probably comes in a bag like the milk they love so much up there. I wasn't just guessing about the album cover, I actually had to look it up. I don't listen to the Black Crowes. Just a small confession there. Here's another one: Manscaped's Lawn Mower 3.0 is really good, but it would be even better at 80% of the cost (hey what wouldn't), which is why we forced them to provide a discount code for our listeners. For 20% off and free shipping, smash in the promo code YKS at check out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey...have you ever wanted to surf? Well grab a board and hang ten brah! It's a gnarly podcast ocean out there and we're just trying to catch a wave....Sheeaahhh man! Alright enough of that. It's time to post the show. This week we're toasting our phones, enjoying the new Drill (same as the old Drill?), and finally trumping Trump with -- what else -- song! Come along with the boys and remember the bad experience of going to a water park as a kid, plus answer the question all capitalists want to know: What's in your wallet? Tubular! Ran out of surfing guy stuff to say, sorry. Music for YKS is courtesy of the Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. For more YKS, check out the YKS Patreon. Hell, if you didn't skip the ad in the show, you heard me say it already. But if you're one of the 15 second skip jockeys, here's the deal. $5 gets ya 4 bonus eps a month. $8 gets ya 5 eps, 4 newsletters, merch discounts, and a box of custom injection-molded Mike and JF figurines (with realistic articulating legs and gun attachments). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welllllllllllll, well it's The Big Show! That was the entrance music of a wrestling guy from a number of years ago, but today we've got an episode of a podcast that could arguably go by the same name. That's because on episode 158 of YKS, we'll be introducing some products to you that might be able to make a real difference in your lives! Haha just kidding. We're going to talk about a penis board game. But there's also smart diapers, a joke of the day calendar for the terminally ill, and a product that promises to shave up to 1.2 seconds off the amount of time it takes to chug a Simply Alcohol (TM) Mango Wango Hard Sparkling Rosé Smoothie. Finally! That's time I can now spend explaining to my kids why the COVID-19 virus deserves all As. Music for YKS is courtesy of The Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Today's episode of YKS is sponsored by Wipers123. They've been selling wiper blades for so long they've gotten to be pretty good at it. I've got some here at the house, and in my opinion, I don't know how you'd do it any better than Wipers123. Don't believe me? Fine. I don't care. For everyone else, go to Wipers123.com and use promo code YOURKICKSTARTERSUCKS for $10 off your order of SpeedSets, which sounds like a very fast type of windshield wiper. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Naming the episode after a throwaway joke that will be dated by the time people hear it, not to mention years later...Winning! On this episode of YKS, we're reinventing late night television, the way people talk about weed, and in-car video content. Don't miss this episode, folks, the one they're calling "The Episode That's Out Today". It's gonna be yuuge (Donald Tump!.)Music for YKS is courtesy of The Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. For an ad-free version of the show, up to 5 bonus episodes (and more!!!) check out YKS Premium on Patreon. Hell of a deal. Hell of a deal. Today's episode of the show is sponsored by Manscaped. It's a nice thing to get if you'd like to have your nuts trimmed up and good-smelling, so check that out if ya want. For 20% off and free shipping, go to Manscaped.com and use promo code YKS. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Your Kickstarter Sucks so bad, we didn't even talk about it! This week on the show, we welcome back the Doughboys Nick Wiger and Mike Mitchell for a crowdfunding-free discussion of Star Wars, Labor Day, and of course, strokin' your "thing". Plus, the so-called "food experts" compete head to head with DB in the contest of wits with a confusing rule set and inconsistent question structure we're calling FoodPardy! (Jeopardy! ha) All that and more on today's YKS. Check it out. Music for YKS is courtesy of the Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. For more YKS, subscribe to YKS Premium. $5 a month gets you 4 bonus episodes, and for $3 more you can add a weekly newsletter, merch discounts, and an exclusive 5th bonus episode every month. Normally we put the guest episodes over there, but sometimes we'll switch it up and do this. Never can tell with us. Tricky! And that's what makes it so much fun. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey what if Mr. Magoo was walking around in today's times? It's not that difficult to imagine. Folks we've got a long episode today...almost as long as my hair has been getting due to quarantine! And it's just about as good, too. Smack that play button for some classic jokes, goofs, and smart stuff to say, as well as little Canadian pokemon guys, a new stupid mask type, a bad board game, and more. Music for YKS is courtesy of The Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. For more YKS check out the YKS Premium Patreon page. For five bones a month, you can get 4 bonus episodes, which, hey, that's great. Stop there and nobody's gonna fault ya. But step up to the new Squeeze Louise tier of support and enjoy an exclusive 5th bonus episode and a weekly newsletter featuring more info on these piece of shit Kickstarters. Not bad! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Happy Daddy's Day Everyone Who Cares! On today's show we have a brand new character from DB, "Mikey the Centrist", plus fixes for the great problems of our time: deadly virus pandemics, police brutality, and gender neutral piss pans. Wow! I sure hope social influencers and politicians and the Illuminati are listening to this so we can get some shit done! Music for YKS is courtesy of the Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Today's YKS is sponsored by Wipers123. They're a company that sends you windshield wipers for your car. We got some and they seem to be pretty nice. Prices seem reasonable as well. So I would say if you need windshield wipers for your car, or if you know someone else who does and you are getting them windshield wipers as a gift, a smart thing to do would be to go to Wipers123.com and use promo code YOURKICKSTARTERSUCKS to get $10 off your order. Check out The Typhoon SpeedSet wiper blades with quick-click technology. Sounds pretty good. And don't forget the promo code there. Alright. Thanks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Live from New York, it's.....YKS? What if that's what it was? Heck I don't know but I think it would most likely change from Weekend Update to Weekday Update. Due to, well, that's when the show comes out for one thing. And that's just one change. I might do some other ones, but of course I haven't really had much time to think about it. What, with everything going on in the world and all that stuff. I guess I'd also make it not Live anymore, just in case we have some mess-ups we want to take out. That way you get as good of a show as we can deliver, every time. And I'd do it during the day as well. Anyway, this week on YKS we have some Kickstarter projects to talk about, including both a half-assed new social media site and a niche Cards Against Humanity ripoff, as per usual, and then 4 other ones of indeterminate interest. Then several more minutes elapse with seemingly no new information conveyed, and the show ends. Please enjoy. Music for YKS is courtesy of the Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Executive Producer PBostrom. For more YKS, check out the Patreon page please. On there we've got YKS Premium, of course, and we've also got YKS Da Mag, the official weekly newsletter of Your Kickstarter Sucks. Check it out for tips and tricks, behind the scenes info, and exclusive scoops you won't find anywhere else. Just playing. It's me and Mike talking about whatever. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The US Postal Service brought to a screeching halt by widespread rioting and looting...Psychological warfare on our nation's sleeping-in citizens ramps up dangerously...Some news articles are too difficult to skim...Fixing the healthcare system with but a simple T-shirt...All that and more on today's YKS, an episode that's up on time and very full of many minutes of talking! Now that's what we call "fulfilling our duties as part of an implicit promise"! Music for YKS is courtesy of the Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research (if any of them made you mad) by the dastardly Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Executive Producer PBostrom. This episode of YKS is brought to you by Manscaped. They got some good stuff over there as far as trimming up your shit goes. Check it out at Manscaped.com and use the promo code YKS to get 20% off your order and free shipping. Cool.Want more YKS? Well, you have to go to the Patreon page and sign up! We're not going to send more of it to a bunch of people who don't want it. That would be a violation of the CAN-SPAM Act of 2003. This week we're breaking down the Kickstarter episode of Family Guy, watching some YouTubes, and showing Weird Al how it's done with some song parodies of our own. Plus a new round of campaigns to support on What The Fund?!?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

New schedule of YKS! How it's going for you so far? For us, it's going very well. Nobody asked! Fine! On today's YKS, we say goodbye to some beloved Nashville establishments, continue the pop culture conversation around #ReleaseTheJesseCut, and plumb the intellectual depths of sexual coffin scenarios. Plus, an update on butter tech, finally figuring out who the good cops are, and bringing values back to country music. What a jam-packed episode....I scarcely believe you could come up with a better way to spend 90 minutes. I overheard a very learned scientist saying that about the show. And I trust those guys, don't you?! Music for YKS is courtesy of The Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Hey if you want more YKS, head on over to the YKS Premium Membership VIP Area and download yourself some bonus episodes. You might hear us talking to Sarah Squirm, or our friends John and Stefan from Blocked Party, or it might be an episode where we sit down and suck on a big long noodle and end up kissing in the middle. But now! You also have access to ad-free YKS, the YKS newsletter, the YKS discord and much (kind of) more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, it's Monday....what the...???? Haha. That's what you sound like right now. First of all, relax. Calm down. It's a joke. Actually, it's not a joke at all. It's real and it's the future of YKS. We're doing Mondays now, alright? Try to keep up. This week on the show Mike and JF are talking about Donald Trump's big wet booty hole, the Problems with Movies (numerous), and some vicious hand to hand combat between members of the expanded YKSiverse. It's pretty good and plus, it's on Monday, which is nice as well. So check it out. Music for YKS is courtesy of The Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. This week's episode is sponsored by Wipers123. I'm tellin' ya what, if you need windshield wipers for your car, Wipers123 seems like a good place to get 'em. And ya might as well use promo code YOURKICKSTARTERSUCKS for $10 off while you're there. If you need new wipers on your car, I mean. Which....maybe you do! I don't know! YKS Premium returns on Friday. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's YKS...The first use of italics in an episode description that I can recall, so that's big news. Plus! Should we be celebrating the vulva? Many people are saying, "Yes! With a book!" Thankfully, our friend Lil' Evan is here to save the day. And we've got so much more than that....we're talking about the Jetsonification of breakfast, we're talking outer body experiences, we're talking bad usernames, we're talking DOG SHIT. We got it all today baby. Tune in or get tuned up.Music for YKS is courtesy of the Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research is courtesy of Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Let's all hit the dab for our friends who make the show possible. Now that was a damn good episode. What was your favorite part of it? Let us know by emailing in: [email protected]. But if you're not subscribed to YKS Premium on Patreon, you're missing out on (approximately) half the Mike and JF shenanigans you could be getting every week! Last week on YKS Premium, comedian and Real Housewives apologist Sarah Squirm rang us up to talk about Jackass stunts and be subjected to a Quarantine Edition of the Jokeblogger Top 10. It was pretty good! And now this week, we'll be doing another episode. It won't be as good, but, you gotta understand, people are busy right now. So that's why probably.Finally, this week's absolutely cool and kick-ass episode of YKS is brought to you by Manscaped. Now look you don't need me to tell you this, but they make good stuff, and if you wanted to try the whole thing out and help your buddies at YKS out in the process, you'd go to the website and get the stuff and use the promo code YKS to get 20% off and free shipping. Yeah they'll let you check out without it but I wouldn't recommend it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Paint drying may be the famously boring thing to watch happen....but what if you only listened to the part that happens before you even get to paint! That is today's episode in a nutshell, as Mike and JF discuss the finer points of drywall repair, the disease of serial inventorship, the great democratization of sub-South Parkian animation software, and political protest poems (with fiddle accompaniment). Bye Bye Virus! Music for YKS is courtesy of the Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. YKS Premium this week is a doozy....Mike and JF are joined by the very nice and funny Sarah Squirm to talk about reality TV bullshit and do the JokeBlogger Top 10. It's very stupid to subject your good guests to this! But that's what you have to do sometimes, if you want to (???) and (???). Anyway check it out. On Thursday, when it comes out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A smarter butter dish....innovative design...a magnet to hold the included knife. If only life were this simple! Some would say that it is, and those people are making lots of money selling products online. On today's YKS, we actually talk about some of these crazy products, with a bit of a critical eye, to let you, the skeptical consumer, learn something, or whatever. And that is how you make a show. Music for YKS is courtesy of the Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. This week on YKS Premium, the debut of an all-new YKS Premium Special Event Series: Rubbish Lads. Mike and JF's tour through the sordid world of British Trash TV. First up is Naked Attraction, a show featuring 6 nude contestants and one potential date to judge their balls and asses and cooters. They got some good TV over there folks, so let's enjoy it together. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ohhh now this is so nice. It's another episode of YKS. This week on the show, I didn't take too many notes during recording because we were having such a good time. So that right there should tell you something. But it says here on the official episode outline that we talked about a Covid-19 coin, a combination cup + bluetooth speaker, and playing cards that, let's just say, the average simpleton won't be comprehending anytime soon. That would be enough, matter of fact, it would be MORE than enough than many people deserve now of days, but we did even more than that. And you'll have to listen to the episode to find out what, if anything, I am talking about. Thanks everyone. For doing what I said. Music for YKS is courtesy of the Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Today's episode is sponsored by Manscaped. For 20% off and free shipping, use promo code YKS at check out. Pretty good. Gotta use the promo code though. Otherwise I can't help ya. And as always, you can find even more YKS on the YKS Premium Patreon page. There's some good stuff on there. Of course, not every single thing is great. We're not batting 1.000. But it's like Christmas. You get a few good ones and the other ones can sit up in the attic for a while. Or you throw it away. Maybe one of em is exactly what you needed. That's why YKS Premium is like Christmas, which was, if I remember correctly, the question. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Headed on down to South Park gonna have myself a time....oh damn! It's the South Park Guys. Carman and everyone. They are here and they are ready to equal opportunity offend. But First! Nearly 90 minutes of two sad guys in their houses going "Uhh". On today's show we've got stupid snack innovations, more coffee trash from the coffee trash heap, some virus cash-ins, and a few things Mike pretends to actually like for some reason. So, again, get through all that and we will have you back with Kenny and The Gang in no time, finding out how he died, assuming they still do that thing. Which I'm pretty sure they do, unless the guy who does the voice for him became a Scientologist. Alright. Enjoy the (South Park) show. Music for YKS is courtesy of the Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Hey for more YKS check out YKS Premium on Patreon. Not gonna twist your arm about it but you might like it. I don't know. What other kind of stuff do you like? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hello everyone, it's Mike and JF here and it's time to transition from the introduction part of the show notes to the early midpoint of the show notes. Wow we're already here. This is awesome. On today's show we're talking about the same stuff as usual, but with some very slight differences. We've got stupid shit for kids, condescending board games, cynical cash-ins, insane ramblings (and not just from the hosts!), political points of view exposing much of the population as foolish babies, and some dumb inventor guy. We even fit more stuff in there as well, but I find that listing it all out takes a lot of time and I don't think anyone reads this except the little Google robots that scan text to put in ads. So hello to our friends the Google robots. Please enjoy the show if you possess the higher order thinking required. Not all that high really.Music for YKS is courtesy of the Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. For more YKS, check out YKS Premium ONLY on Patreon! This week, we've got another classic crossover episode with our friends from Blocked Party, Stefan Heck and John Cullen. Tune in to hear their minds melt as they attempt to solve a series of psychotic puzzles from another dimension (multiple choice questions about sports) in the YKS Who Wants to Be a (Multi-) Millionaire Challenge! That's right folks, this intercontinental rumble is for all the All-Dressed Tostitos. Plus, whenever those turds put up their bonus episodes, we're on there as well! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ohhhhhh!!! Another one! This week on YKS, Mike and JF are talking sex tapes, dick pics, wasting your life, and some actually maybe kind of okay (?) Kickstarters? Maybe that was a mistake. But we have to go do some other shit now so this is the ep, and we are Boss Bitches so deal with it!!Music for YKS is courtesy of the Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.For more YKS, including the incredible Munch Madness and Barf Madness tournaments, check out the YKS Premium Patreon. Every single fuckin week one of these things goes up on there. So if you want to, go give us a little cash and listen to em. Thanks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Oh no they did another YKS! It's a remote episode of course, which is fine. On this week's show we're trying out new intros, NOT going to the store, and doing hammer violence. It actually is remarkably similar to a normal episode of the show, which is either good or bad depending on if you like the show normally or not. Either way, you can't deny that it's here now. And it's better than going outside and licking stuff.Music for YKS is courtesy of the Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. For more YKS, check out YKS Premium on Patreon. That's the nice place to go if you want to support the show and get more stuff from us. And since everyone's sitting around all bored, we unlocked two episodes for the gen. pop to check out, both sports episodes with our friend Chris James. Get em Here and Here. And thanks for listenin. See ya. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The YKS remote recording setup is not yet ready to go (we hired the Joe Biden guys), so for today we'll be releasing a classic YKS Premium episode from the archives. Originally released 2/8/19, this episode with the one and only Chris James touches on the NBA trade deadline (remember when we had sports?) and contains the first review of my rec league hoops performance. Look for Part 2 of that conversation to be released later this week, and as always if you need more YKS on your Pono Player, you can subscribe to YKS Premium on Patreon. Which would rock. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Well here's a weird one for ya: with Mike Out Of Office, we're forced to go to Plan B: ask the 2 other guys in JF's house to do the show. Luckily, past Jesseuary guest Greg Pollock (@weedguy420boner) and early Go Off Kings Producer Paul (@tinybaby) answer the call to talk about tired asses, the science of funniness, and streaming services for men. Which we need right now more than ever! Music for YKS is courtesy of the Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.Despite all the bullshit, YKS Premium is still coming your way. so if you're looking for some shit to do, go on over there and sign up and download it please. $5 a month gets you access to over 150 hours of content and a coveted slot in the YKS discord server, where hundreds of freaks and esteemed posters such as ourselves await your vegetable recipes and dog pictures. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Folks we're out of the frying pan and into the fire at YKS HQ, as we (barely) survive a big ass tornado and now must escape a global pandemic while shacking up in the same quarters. So we're prepping ourselves with the best disease prevention campaigns Kickstarter has to offer, from a fake mask thing to another fake mask thing and more. Grab a tissue and check it out.Music for YKS is courtesy of the Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.This week on YKS Premium, it's Tournament Time! Not content with giving you just one tournament, Mike and JF are doing FOUR March Madness-style brackets this month! To break the seal on this outrageous and original concept, this Thursday YKS Presents: Munch Madness 2020: Fruit Bowl -- 16 new and classic fruits go head to head to see which sweet treat you can't defeat. Go to the store and get some fruit yourself to follow along! Reminder: We came up with this idea! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Well it's kind of busy over here today so I'm gonna do a short one of these. Today on YKS we got an update on becoming Real Hollywood Celebrities, and we got 6 Kickstarters to talk about, and we have a story about going to the store. So I hope you enjoy that and we will talk to you next week. Music for YKS is courtesy of the Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. For more YKS, check out YKS Premium on Patreon. This week, we have the incredible conclusion of Jesseuary, as Chris James (Not Even A Show, you might have read about it in the damn AV Club) joins to discuss Jesse Movie MVP Keanu Reeves' take on the "weird smoking man saves world" genre, Constantine. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Did like 20 minutes on bananas for this one. Running out of shit to say? No, we are simply scratching the surface of our agricultural and horticultural information base. So, not only all that good stuff, but also: a candle that lights itself (?), a leap forward in toilet cleaning technology, and a very timely movie-based board game.Music for YKS is courtesy of The Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.This week, Jesseuary: Salute to Bad Films continues on YKS Premium, as we are joined by small weirdo Stefan Heck (Blocked Party, Go Off Kings) to review a movie that I'm not even sure I like: The Happytime Murders!Plus, if you haven't already got one, go grab a shirt at the YKS Store. It took a long ass time to set that shit up so help me out and go look at it please. Get the tiny minimalist RFID blocking wallet out folks! Ya won't regret it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sometimes ya just gotta shut the fuck up. Except when you have to do a podcast for work, since it's your job now. So we're talking about some classic Twitter bullshit, things that are kind of jokes and kind of not, bad parenting, and our Minority Report future. Lot of this stuff is "not for me", but maybe you'll like it?? Hell I don't know.Music for YKS is courtesy of the Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.Over at YKS Premium, Jessuary continues! This week, we have a nice little intermission episode before we get back to the wonderful schlock we all know and love, so hop in there and listen to us talk about movie treats and update the What the Fund project with our next campaign. Next week, back to more crap!This episode of YKS is sponsored by Manscaped. For 20% off and free shipping, go to Manscaped.com and use promo code YKS. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on YKS...we need more emails! An update on the O'Cock Watch! And more! Here are some of the suggestions our Discord gave for the title of the (as yet unheard) episode when I asked: No Signal Mountain 2, Pee Pee Poo Poo, Another One, Breakfast Soup 2, etc. Glad I went with this one. Much better. Music for YKS is courtesy of the Hell Yeah Babies, Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional Research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.For more YKS, check out YKS Premium over on Patreon! February is Jesseuary on YKS Premium, where we're taking a look at some unsung classics with some of our favorite friends. Last week, we tackled one of the great Jesse Movies of all time, Pacific Rim, with the great Greg Pollock, and this week we keep the pedal to the (silver!) metal with writer Dan O'Sullivan and the erstwhile Dark Universe fantasy romp Van Helsing. $5 a month gets ya the whole thing plus whatever else we think of, so consider doing that and supporting the program. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Here's a family fun idea: listening to YKS! This week on the show we got some cat stuff, some phone stuff, some Trump stuff, and some sports stuff. Remember the Hulk Hogan sex tape? Remember the Masked Singer? Remember VTech? Remember breathing trash gas? We kind of do, for some of it, and for evidence look no further than this episode of the program. Music for YKS is courtesy of the Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. And hey! Remember the 12 Davids of Lynchmas? The very special series discussing and analyzing the surrealist works of the influential auteur David Lynch? Well we're doing it again, except this time it's about stupid action movies and fart comedies. That's right, it's Jesseuary on YKS Premium! Head on over now, plunk down your $5 and get ready to laugh and cry and fart with JF, DB, some crazy monsters, and a few very special guests. This week's episode: Pacific Rim with our friend Greg (@weedguy420boner). This guy's so smart he probably has a secondary brain in his ass. Check it out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On today's YKS, we got some bad Kickstarters gang. Sound familiar? Plus, JF learns a weightlifting lesson and finds a new favorite Kickstarter. And Mike is there as well (didn't write down any notes on what he said but you know it's good. That's Mike baby! What about Baby Mike, like Baby Yoda? That could be something cool. A little Mike in a floating orb. I've only seen the first episode of the show but the baby is floating in an orb. Let's get one for Mike.) Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Wow!For more YKS BULLSHIT check out YKS Premium on Patreon. $5 a month ain't shit...come on. You won't miss it! Plus, next month: Jesseuary! A celebration of Jesse Movies, all month long. Check it out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dog poop...man's most hated enemy. Will we ever vanquish this eternal foe? Or will we be overwhelmed and consumed by its hot stink? Plus, unnecessary laundry hacks, multiple water bottle solutions, and the return of an old friend. It's yet another YKS, right now, on your phone while you're trying to go to sleep! Goodnight!Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. For more YKS, check us out on Patreon. That's where we got all the premium episodes. $5 a month, and there's gonna be 4 of em a month. Last month we watched the films of David Lynch, this month we're sitting around and goofing off, and next month we're doing something else cool. That is a very acceptable amount of things to do, I think!This week's episode of YKS is sponsored by Manscaped. Use promo code YKS at check-out to get 20% off and free shipping on your order. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

YouTube finally corners JF...Mike mourns the innocence of his favorite show, Investigate Discovery...talking to your cyber security service (hey, they called me!), the anti-porno phone and more. Seems like a lot for one show, but somehow we get it all in and have about 90 more minutes to say "how's it going" and "what's up". Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. More great goofs and jokes are available in the 60 minute format at the YKS Premium Patreon page. But you wouldn't want none of that, would ya? Well???Also you heard it in the ad, but we do have YKS Merch available as well. Put it on, wear it, wash it, whatever. Up to you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We got a hell of a thing here gang: fresh off a big fancy plane from fabulous Hollywood California, comedy writer Nick Ciarelli joins us in studio for an all-new JokeBlogger Top 10 and the first ever (?) 3-man 6-Pack! Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.For more YKS, check out YKS Premium. If this link still doesn't work, just go to Patreon and search for YKS Premium. Same thing but they invented links to make it easier to go to places. Sometimes the websites don't make them work though. So that's pretty unfortunate. Hope it's not costing us any money! Haha. Anyway. We're still doing the show there. So thanks for going to it. See ya next week bye. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Let's leave getting cake mixes delivered to you every month, backpack advertising, family exploiting content grinds, diaper schemes, texting other drivers, and lunchboxes of the future in 2019, alright gang?!?Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.For the entire 12 Davids of Lynchmas series, including music by Mark Brendle and Cuggy, check out the YKS Premium Patreon page. If you already do, thanks! That rocks.Check out Nick's stuff at @NickCiarelli on Twitter, on the latest Comedy Bang Bang (#1 episode of the year...damn), or his UCB show, Atlantic City! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, this is from the YKS Premium feed, and it features our friends Jack Allison and Leslie Lee III from Struggle Session. We brought them on to discuss the David Lynch film "Mulholland Drive". We did this because our theme this month is "The 12 Davids of Lynchmas", and the idea behind that was that we would watch and then review David Lynch movies in the month of December, which we did do and are still doing. We're releasing this one for free because we didn't want to do any work this week. If you wanna hear the other ones, please sign up to the Patreon page, because that's where they are. Capisce??? Alright, see ya. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Fight...for your right...to sip with plastic! Ironically! That's right folks it's another YKS. And on today's show, we're uncovering the secrets of the human condition: where do we come from, why are we here, how do you create money, and why isn't there a little piece of paper that catches your poop before it hits the toilet water? The answers to all these questions and more, on the free episode of YKS! It's free! Shouldn't be able to give it away! Insane...Actually, criminal....We're doing crimes. Enjoy the crimes.Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Thanks, everyone!On the 12 Davids of Lynchmas, a podcast gave to me....Marrrkkk Breeennndddllleeee! That's right, our friend and YKS Composer Mark Brendle joins the boys on YKS Premium this week as we head to the mysterious town of Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me. Tune in to see what (understandable, in my opinion) mistake JF makes in the viewing of this cult classic! And it's the only mistake as well!This episode of YKS is brought to you by Manscaped. Tis the season to Manscape, which finally we're allowed to say again. For 20% off and free shipping, go to Manscaped.com and use promo code YKS at checkout. Santa will look at your balls and be able to tell if you are taking care of them! This is part of the canon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Well, it's another episode! You can't say it's not. This week on the show we got friggin' sheets for guys, we got friggin' a stupid little box that doesn't do anything, we got friggin', MORE FEMALE GUARDS. Now that's an episode. Music for YKS is courtesy our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Intern Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.Over at YKS Premium...The 12 Davids of Lynchmas continue! This week: Jack Allison and Leslie Lee III of Struggle Session join Mike and JF to talk about Mulholland Drive. Is this real life....Is this just fantasy....Hell I don't know but it sure is hot! Check it outFinally, this week's show is sponsored by BlueChew. Check em out at BlueChew.com and use promo code YKS to get your first shipment free (just pay $5 shipping). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The year may be winding down, but YKS sure ain't! I guess. It's another episode anyway. That's what not winding down is. We're not winding down because we put out another episode of the show. You're welcome!!! This week on the show: more toilet stuff, and some stupid apps! Wind that down why don't you??? Fucker!Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Thanks, everyone!Hey, it's winter time...why not treat yourself to more YKS over on the YKS Premium Patreon Page? Winter time...time for treats! YKS Merch is also available, and it might have made more sense to say that's the treats, but I already typed it out and the backspace button is way up on the top row. Anyway grab a shirt at the YKS Shop if ya want. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

100 good ideas...we'd be lucky to have that many in our damn lifetime. Other people are giving them away for free, like simple trash. This week on YKS, DB digs deep to overcome a serious case of Bird Flu, and JF destroys with logic the endless rituals of Christmastime. Plus: magic toilets, another fuckin water bottle, and CopSucker: The Game.Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional research provided by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.We're a bunch of damn fools, and we are showing our asses in a big way by giving away BONUS episodes and EXTRA content under the BANNER of the YKS Premium Patreon page. And we look good doing it, too.BTW, want some shirts? Yeah I freakin thought so!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Cops hate YKS for sharing this one trick to get out of a ticket...Remember the Burrito Story...The famous OK Guy Impression from The Simpsons...Buying Slice of Sauce...Inconveniencing your dog...and Praying for brain worms. It's a fuckin banger, folks. Link your brain up to the cyber feed and beep the hell out. Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by the wonderful Zeke. YKS is now edited by Producer Dan. Thank you Dan!For more YKS, head on over to the YKS Premium Patreon page. $5 a month gets ya in the door for what seems like millions of hours of YKS bonus content. Wild guests, incredible performances, extra coughing into the mic and farting and telling the dogs to be quiet await you now!This episode of YKS is sponsored by Manscaped. They make some nice stuff for your nuts and ass. Check em out at Manscaped.com and use promo code YKS for 20% off and free shipping. Damn....that is cool. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It just ain't a Tuesday without YKS baby! What if that bell guy from Monty Python was running around, saying stuff like that. Hey, YKS is here. Whatever he says in the movie. Been a while since I saw it. I guess it was funny, though, because they ended up making all those Hot Topic shirts about it, so. Must've been something. Anyway, today's show is all about Kickstarters. Enjoy!Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional research provided by Zeke Golvin. Edited by Producer Dan.This episode of YKS is sponsored by BlueChew. Check 'em out with a free first order (just pay $5 shipping) when using the code YKS at checkout.And you just know the YKS Patreon page is always poppin'! Help us keep making the show and treat your own ass to the classic YKS Premium archives. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Today we're leaving the past in the past...but not before we apologize for it like the dogs that we are. On this episode of YKS, Mike and JF grovel for your forgiveness before getting into the shit we love to hate so much: ethical traditional shampoo varietals, How To Become A Boomer: The Book, and Super Size Me if it was about chicken instead of chicken and burgers. And you just KNOW that would be harder to do!! Alright enjoy the show. Peace.Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional research provided by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.For more YKS, check out our Patreon page. Just $5 a month gets you access to hundred(s?) of bonus hours of YKS content, much of which people are saying is "good". This week on YKS Premium: Our friends from E1, Andrew and Branson. And it really swings, gang. Look for E1 wherever you get your shows. Or here. Or just ask 'em. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Well it's almost practically Halloween, (if you're even allowed to say that anymore)!! And to celebrate, Mike and JF talk about candy for about, I would guess, 3 or so minutes before just doing a regular show after that. Kickstarters, riffing, an email. Commercial in there as well. The whole thing. It's business as usual at YKS HQ...UNusual that is. And Cool Cat is back, in a real bummer of a way.Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional research for the show provided by Zeke. Editing by Producer Dan.For more YKS, check out the Patreon page. This week on YKS Premium, our aforementioned friend Intern Zeke and the wonderful Olga put their Kickstarter Researching Bona Fides on the line for a very high stakes edition of Real or Fake. Next week: Another good one! Wow. What a streak.Support for YKS comes from Manscaped. They make some good stuff for your nuts over there. So check em out at Manscaped.com and use the promo code YKS to get 20% off and free shipping on your nuts grooming kit. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's time for the show! New thing I'm trying in these descriptions. Showtime! And it's Episode 121 as well. Mike and JF are here to tell you all about different elements, showering procedures, and I'm just realizing as I'm typing this out, I forgot to do the 6th kickstarter in the 6 pack. So it's a 5 pack this week. Will there be an apology next week? Tune in then to find out! And now, too! To feel invested in the conclusion!Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional research provided by Zeke. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.For more YKS, check out YKS Premium over on Patreon. A brand new bonus YKS every week for $5 a month. That's too cheap. We gotta jack that shit up. I'm not fucking around. It should be like Xfinity. Locking you into a contract. Anyway, this week on the show: friend and fan favorite Chris James of Not Even a Show returns to talk shitty movies and help the boys read Cosmopolitan magazine. Check it out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's so hot outside that even the skeletons are sweating! And they don't have any skin! Plus it got cold since we were talking about it. And maybe it wasn't even all that hot then. Well, anyway, here's a show about some stupid crap. Happy Holidays everybody!Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional research provided by the Weekly Zekely. Here's the review of the EyeQue we discussed as well. For more YKS, check out the Patreon page. Some good stuff over there. Alright! Enough. See ya. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ohhhh mama. The YKS boys stuck their reel out and hauled in a couple of big fish this week. It's Mike Mitchell and Nick Wiger of the Doughboys! There is a lot of nasty talk in this one, including poo poo and wiener stuff, and, well actually that's pretty much all of it. So, hope you enjoy that, and be sure to check out the 2nd part of the YKS x Doughboys crossover coming at the end of the month on their show. Later. Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Cheers.For more YKS content, including (???) and Stuff, check out our Patreon page. 5 bones a month gets ya even more of the classic shit you love, and all you have to do is give us the 5 bones. Cmon. You'd have to be a damn fool to not do that. What, do you love bones? Get real.And check out the Doughboys! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Mike and JF have taken a DNA Test and it turns out...they're 100% OH HELL YEAH!! Close the bullshit drawer and tell the dump you'll give it some trash to eat later. Turn on some YKS and restore Earth's quantum energy fields with us...unless you're chicken. Bok bok bok bok...sike!!!Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional research for the show provided by Zeke da Freak.For YKS, check out YKS Premium on Patreon. This week on the show, we bring back the fan favorite (?) Dookie List and talk with a very funny and very metallic friend from the future. And after that, who the hell knows with us....Haha. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Episode 117...most shows would be losing steam by this point, but not YKS. On today's show, Mike and JF are talking getting up in the middle of the night to pee, ugly ass cats, what to do when your vacuum cleaner is totaled, and a little bit more. Clean up on Aisle Funny!Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Research for the show is provided by Zeke. Cheers boys.This week on YKS Premium, the only show you get at the YKS Patreon page, Mike and JF open some wonderful packages and talk about getting into car crashes. Thanks for listening to that part of the show, where we can let our hair down and get real and not worry about making friends here.Support for YKS comes from Manscaped. Get free shipping and 20% off with promo code YKS. Put it in the damn checkout box. Where you put the code. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Damn! The internet and the people on it and the stuff it does, in addition to the companies that created and abuse it, sure does suck ass. That's why we're here, doing the show, to explain why it's not good to write "douchebag" on your hoodie, or use YouTube subscriptions to match prospective partners. Because I guess these bozos couldn't figure it out on their own! I don't know! Just kidding, relax! Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle.This week on YKS Premium, available to anyone with 5 space-credits per space-month: Writer and friend of the program Dan O'Sullivan joins Mike and JF to try and crack open the famous Charles Manson Nut. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.