Y'all Heard

Pete explains that if you survive the apocalypse, you should get your butt to Georgia. A mysterious monument may hold the key to survival… or they key to a New World Order. It’s really up to you. Pete is podcasting laying down and Marissa is compared to Lady Gaga for wearing purple. Who would you […]

Do you find yourself emotionally invested in celebrities lives? Pete explains parasocial relationships with a few recent sources. He also begins a two-episode arc of his back going out. In the meantime, Marissa is going shopping and meeting medical folks. Who do you have a parasocial relationship with? How’s your health?

Marissa will be flying soon, so she decided to explore air rage. Are people losing it on planes because they’re drunk and confined? Or is it that people can’t socialize after COVID? Pete has a controversial plug and Marissa seeks to calm through beverages. When are you flying again? Ever been to Montana?

This week Marissa introduces us to life cheat codes, from the mouths of babes on TikTok. Will she gain riches? Will Pete lose weight? Only numbers will tell. We also talk masks, sandwiches, Quibi, and more. Don’t forget, if you try this numbers technique with us, let us know!

Despite your favorite hosts not knowing how their weeks were, they do know how to baptize inanimate objects. Pete examines what may (or may not) be rage bait, Marissa congratulates Blake Wexler, and we talk about bands we want to come back. Do you like ‘Twilight Barn Rock’? Is Marissa 80 years old? Are you […]

So you know how Baby Yoda is so cute you’d take a bullet for him? You know how that dog is so adorable you want to squeeze it to death? Marissa’s familiar with that feeling and she’s going to tell you what it’s all about. What would you do if your kid was a werewolf? […]

Fresh off the thrill of talking with Blake Wexler, we’re having sleepy laughs and indulging all distractions as we jump into parkour. We don’t tell you much that you can’t get from Wikipedia, but we’re a lot more fun than them. Note: we mean no offense to the athletes mentioned in this episode. We also […]

We have a guest! Blake Wexler joins us as we talk about the dust-ups between Millennials and Zoomers, possibly title his next special, and plug his stuff. Have you ever met a dad-ager? Did we buy mydaughterswallet.net? Will people ever stop blaming other generations for stuff? Go see Blake in Philadelphia on May 5!

dd This week we talk about fro-yo triggers, dying plants, and visits home. Then we dig into the Comics Code of America, which led the way as a governing body of comic book decency. Find out how they came to be and their weird regulations. Ever felt judged at a store? Know how to save […]

This week we talk about Lil Nas X’s brush with evil, Nike, and marketing as Marissa explains what went down with his Satan Shoes. Additionally, we talk about bad facial hair, urban horseback riding, crypto, and more. What would you pay for Satan Shoes? Do you sport awful facial hair? What do you think of […]

In a podcast first, we will be learning from someone else– a guest! We talk wood with professional amateur axe man Mike Jackiewicz. He tells us about dust builds, CNC machines, and live edges. We also talk kids, hear from Alex, and most importantly, plug @flagfiber on Instagram. Follow her to show her our power! […]

In honor of the Easter Bunny, we each research some rabbit-based cryptids. Pete stays in America and Marissa tries to say words in German. We break ice with a cryptid personality test, neither of us has anything to report in life, and Marissa wants you to know that it doesn’t matter who Q is anymore. […]

Pete presents living legend, Jeremy Lin! Speaking of hoops, Marissa is a #womanwhohoops. We also do an icebreaker from Alex, talk about a Gatorade sponsorship, and Marissa talks about prestige streaming TV in plugs. Do you remember Linsanity? Do you hoop in any form?

You’re in for a treat. Marissa can’t remember Pete’s birthday for 5 minutes, we talk about a special Grammy’s performance, and we hear from Alex. All this before Marissa sips thickness from the murky glass of the world of mineral water experts. Did you put Pete’s birthday in your calendar? Are you getting bored by […]

Pete is NOT going to live underground, despite his 2-week exploration on the topic. This week he talks about actual bunkers, who sells them, how to get one, and where to go on vacation. Marissa hate-watches that sexist pastor, Pete Googles footvolley, and both plug movies. How much would you spend on a bunker? Where […]

After an audio debacle, you’ll join us mid-show, but just in time for the icebreaker. Marissa talks about no-knock raids that often go wrong, even when they’re ‘right’. We talk about new identities, Alex calls, Marissa teases car dealership captives, and Pete searches for levity. Would you soil yourself in a raid? Do you like […]

Ever think about living underground? It’s not as impossible as it may seem. On the way, we’ll talk cults, lost continents, and lemurs! Plus 3D Doritos, Black History Month, perfect cereal, and Wandavision rocks. Would you live underground? Are you a Lemurian? Do you run a cult?

This week Marissa digs into gross retro food and why it exists. Pete has a squeaky chair (so sorry!), Marissa mod podged a flower, and both hosts choose which of the most hated rock bands they’d lead. What food do you think the future will think is gross? How would you preserve a flower? Is […]

Pete’s digging into his namesake as he investigates when sports betting became legal again and why it’s so dang popular. Pete gets crafty, Marissa watches the Super Bowl, and both hosts tell you what would be the scariest thing to see in the dark. Ever do some sports gambling on the apps? What would you […]

This week Marissa investigates an island vacation destination– just kidding! She digs into the secrets around Plum Island. Before that, though, they talk about what they would do with a $24 million diamond and, if they had to, where they would implant it on their bodies. What about you? Ever met some mutant animals? Have […]

Come on out, Phil– two PHILlips’ are going to be talking about your day (not you, don’t worry). Pete examines how weather people feel about the holiday, the Inner Circle, and the plethora of other forecasters. We also catch up on COVID tests, demeaning dental professionals, and food. Do you love Groundhog Day? What animal […]

This week Marissa unboxes the ideas behind unboxing videos. Marissa also ate outside, probes Pete’s viral media literacy, and loves Cobra Kai. Pete’s there, too. Do you watch unboxing videos? Do you like boxes? Have you boxed before?

This episode is an audition for ads. Look how we can arrange a show to fit ads! Of course, topic-wise, we maybe don’t seem appropriate for ads as Pete explores the many facets of chicken farts. We also float the idea of going dry, Washington, DC, Marissa’s great birthday, and discontinued foods. What foods do […]

After we discover that we’ve gotten our first 1-star review on Apple Podcasts, Marissa investigates why people are rude on the internet. She can’t cure the disease, but she explains the symptoms. We also talk Marissa’s birthday, highs and lows of 2020, and more! Are you the 1-star bandit? Did you wish Marissa a happy […]

This week we break form when we welcome our first guest Michael Dominic. This is from August, too. And it’s supposed to be a Patreon episode. So unconventional! We pitch podcast ideas to Mike and he gives us feedback about which might be worth pursuing. We’re still working on recording a bonus Patreon episode of […]

Pete lays out information on elves this week. Are there more questions than answers? You decide. Topics that surface include a strong work ethic, slavery, alternate dimensions, and pirates. Marissa talks about the awards she got, Pete gets things done around the house, and both hosts go slightly mad along the way. Ever seen an […]

Marissa gets Christmas cray this week when she explores three non-traditional Christmas… uh, traditions? We also talk squirrels, family business, Christmas, and more. What’s your idea Christmas? Know any traditions Marissa needs to know about?

This one’s not for the kids– we examined some disturbing companions for ol’ Saint Nick. Marissa makes awards for work, Pete listens to Christmas music, and both don’t like blackface. Do you have Santa companion erotic fan fiction? Would you visit your descendants? Are you ready for the holidays?

Oh my cod, this week Marissa takes the oppor-tuna-ty to school us on tinned fish. Is it an of-fish-al new trend or just a load of carp? Will she flounder or will she krill it? You’ll be hooked. The hosts also talk about socks (kind of), Christmas presents, and hot new holiday movies. How much […]

Pete talks about the romance of intentional communities while Marissa isn’t entirely sold on the idea. Pete’s baking cookies and forgetting meals, while Marissa refuses to decorate for Christmas at her apartment and her energy is disruptive at work and missed at the family home. What does your dream intentional community look like? When does […]

Marissa makes us aware of the Movement for the Restoration of the Ten Commandments of God. It goes about as well as you’d think for them… We also hear post-election stories, talents, and more. How would you run a cult? What talent would you showcase on TV? Just, ya know, how ya doing?

Ever had your palm read? How about your butt? Today Pete explains what he can about rumpology while Marissa tries her best to bear it. We don’t know who the president is, our weeks are foggy, and we remember other predictive experiences. Did you catch the Beautiful/Anonymous episode? What does your butt say about you? […]

This is a story edition of Y’all Heard, sourced by loyal listeners and horrific hosts. We’ll hear about spooky children, scary animals, mysterious figures, ghost children, and pie! Thanks to all who contributed. What’s your favorite Halloween costume? Why didn’t you call us? Did you enjoy this epic length? “Mistakes were Made” – This American […]

Trick or treat? Pete explains five spooky subcultures out there, like Vampyre, Werewolf, Ghost, Witch, and Mummy. We beg listeners to call with Halloweeny stories for next week’s show, and Marissa gets progressively tipsy and has some questions about a news station stalking Joe Biden. We also do a Halloween character/icon draft! Who would you […]

Marissa faces psychopathy and children in this week’s episode. AHHHHH! She’s also trying to buy a cauldron, if you got a hook-up. We have 2 voicemails from “our most attentive listener ever.” Pete tried to feed wildlife. Do you have a psychopathic child? Do you think you do? Where is SOMEWHERE?

This week almost didn’t happen, but you’d never know it to listen to Marissa talk about phobias that struck her in this week’s show. Ice breaks over eating Halloween candy and eating people; Pete’s got his glasses adjusted; Marissa gears up to see Blake Wexler; and breasts make an appearance. What’re you scared of? Are […]

Haunted houses for renters, Pete dives into apartment hauntings– okay, dips a toe in, it’s a short show. Marissa reveals her new last name, we talk about getting back into things we haven’t done, and we plug spooky entertainment. Have you been haunted? Did you recently discover your family history?

Ever wanted to know how an emoji gets made? We’re telling you anyway! With the announcement of some new additions in 2021, Pete examines the intricacies of turning an idea into a symbol used round the world. Marissa bangs the gavel on Spanish courtroom shows, Pete did the Boss Baby Interactive Special, and both pick […]

We go retro, back to the 90’s, to talk about the origins of the hit TV presentation Alien Autopsy. Which version of the truth feels truest to you? We talk about lies, birds, and benefits of COVID-19. We also go shopping. This one’s on Zoom and is a miracle, given the trouble we had at […]

This week things get real and scary when Pete talks about how COVID masks are tricking algorithmic policing. We also talk about video games, forced online socializing, and entertainment plugs. How do you feel about face recognition in a time of COVID? Do you love Descendants? Do you want to wish us a happy birthday?

We couldn’t fit the title “Y’all Heard of this article from Psychology Today?” but that’s the subject of today’s episode! Find out the who and where of selfie deaths, get a free iphone case if you have the right model, and an icebreaker about none other than poop. Got any crazy selfies? Love apothecary? Wanna […]

This week Pete exposes the depths of the Mystery Seeds story going around while in a delirious mood because he’s mentally fried. We re-draft Mount Rushmore, Marissa talks tea, and Pete laughs at his own jokes again. Who’s on your fantasy Rushmore? (We both have regrets already.) Would you plant the seeds? What does waking […]

Marissa peeks into the magical internet aesthetic called cottagecore. Does she regret the journey or was she converted to the culture? Also covered: Marissa talks about not pooping, Pete’s mom gets an explicit popup on her computer, and we both are fully exhausted from work, but we try to hide it. How’ve you been? What […]

One bad apple a day ruins a bunch of dentists. In other words, dental scams are out there and Pete is here to shine a light on the casual fraud of dentistry. We talk Muppets, revisit bidets, and give another fast and simple Pete recipe at the end of the show. Ever questioned your dentist’s […]

This is a fun one, listeners. We talk board games, vodka, fruit, Muppets, and of course the main topic. “Why do people think owls are smart?” leads Marissa down a magical path of discovery, and Pete is along to terrorize it. What animal stereotypes do you believe? What board games did you like? Can you […]

Do you ever feel… not yourself? Maybe you’re a walk-in soul. This could be the most terrifying episode we’ve done if you are, but join us anyway to find out about traveling souls, contracts, and beyond. Marissa’s thirsty, Pete’s waiting on glasses, and so many metaphors. What animated character did you look up to? Do […]

Congrats, you’re in a simulation! Marissa wishes the (celeb) Smith’s really were and discovers the real name of a famous Puerto Rican performer. Pete’s been up to very little, but he’s excited for the WNBA return! The two share the mic to talk about if or why or how we may be living in a […]

Well, this week is a rerun. Not because we didn’t try. Marissa presented a compelling and action-filled episode, but her audio didn’t record, so we’re going to July from 2 years ago, where we both were doing a lot better than we were for today’s recording. So settle in for a trip down memory lane, […]

This week we tried something new. It didn’t work out so well, but it’s still recorded and here. Pete shares a song (“That’s what Love Can Do”) that’s been stuck in his head for many weeks, Marissa doesn’t understand why, and we do the usual nonsense– except Pete’s audio blows. He fixed it after the […]

This week we return to old form over Zoom to do a linked episode about toy brands responding to Blackout Tuesday and white supremacists using toy forums and fandoms to spread disgusting rhetoric. We also catch up a bit and freely admit that we phoned this one in, but it came out pretty good anyway. […]