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This week’s episode to the rescue! Pete explores what a real life superhero is and how you can become one. We also talk turn signal rage, Charlie’s Angels, and hero fashion. What would your superhero name be?

This week Marissa talks about hysteria– what it means, what people thought it meant, and how to treat it. We also talk about Marissa’s meeting her quirky ass doctor, us having weird neighbors, and catching the elusive uterus. Got any weird neighbor stories? Do you know where your uterus is right now?

Are you not an organ donor because you think they’ll let you die for organs? You’re not alone. This week Pete talks about stuff related to organ donation and how it’s okay if you do or don’t do it. Marissa isn’t grossed out, either. What an episode of surprises! We also talk about medical superpowers, […]

Marissa is a little sick this week, but she pushes through it to tell you all about the origin of adulting, what it is, and why it sucks. We’re talking about the word here, not the actual practice. We think about what words bother us and a less specific version of this story. What words […]

BY REQUEST! Today we cover Bean Dad of 2021. Pete goes from embarrassed about how much research he did to weirdly prepared for most of Marissa’s questions. We also talk Easter, the time of day, and grace. What do you think of Bean Dad? Can you use a manual can opener?

This week– the show we tried to do last week. Where does your poo go? What’s your doodie doing? All that and more! What’s the best travel method for pooping? What are you looking forward to in warm weather?

Technical challenges led to another lost show. Not since Unleaded Gas have we lost a show. It was a busy week all around and we didn’t have time, so enjoy two more women from history! Do you know how to fix Pete’s mic software? Do you want to take some of the load off of […]

Pete’s audio is still making him sound like he’s not laughing at Marissa, but he is. Like, at appropriate times. Anyway, he talks about some cool women from history, Alex tells us about pig butchering scams, and Marissa gives us an Oscars recap. If these women were alive, which would you want us to interview […]

This is a weird one. Marissa questions her abilities, Skype won’t pick up Pete’s laughs, and someone snorted dust. In the meantime, Marissa manages to cover a theory connecting lead to violent crime. Will she win you over? Who is Mother Jones?

What’s the deal with Brand Power commercials? You probably wondered that, but moved on like a normal person. This week, Pete explores the brand power of Brand Power. Pete buys a computer, Marissa gets a therapist, and we both drool over chocolate covered cereal. Have you been duped? How do you say reggaeton? Do you […]

This week Marissa digs into some of the failed ventures of that bad human who ran the country once. We also talk about food we’d marry, what cars Marissa would drive, and more Coke Creation exclusives. Did you get K-Wave? Do you have any icebreaker suggestions for us? Have you rated us in your podcast […]

This week, Pete panders to Marissa and covers Coca-Cola Creations. What do dreams taste like, anyway? We also talk about other things, but this week, I can’t remember what– I’m posting it late. If our podcast was a food, what do you think it would be? What flavor should Coke Create next?

Strap on your suspenders and get your ax. This episode we head into the folklore world of lumberjacks. Fearsome critters? More like silly critters! We also talk about our worst jobs, our favorite substack, and how we see with our eyes. Do you want Marissa to drive you around? Do you want to sleep for […]

Marissa went to Panera and found out that death lemonade is still on the menu. Are you as clueless as Pete was? Then this is a must-hear for you. What did you do for Groundhog Day? Have you tried this charged lemonade? Will you give Pete a pass even though he sounded ableist twice in […]

What does it mean when your nose itches? Your right foot? What about your eye? This week we discover what itches mean, spiritually, and we compile a definitive list of what they really mean. Did we miss a part that you want to come up with a meaning for? Have you seen Saltburn? Are you […]

The build-up, drama, and threads continue to grow in episode 2 of season 3. Plus, new interviews with the show’s creator (not interviews I did, but I report on them). Have anything to add? Email [email protected]. Support the show at patreon.com/yallheard.

I admit that I am a little tired this week for the intro, but we have a fun episode of Marissa exploring Blue Monday, the day, not the song. I assure you this episode contains talk of Blue Lives Matter, piss play, hot dawgs, lil’ smokies, and roach allergies. What do you think of Nathan […]

Don’t worry– this isn’t our new show art! Instead, it is an homage to the topic of this episode: how silly game shows are. We catch up from the last few weeks and find out what we won’t do in 2024. Then Pete makes Marissa increasingly upset about game shows. Would you be on a […]

How do you want to start 2024? With one of our memorable episodes from 2023! What do Kathy Bates, Frankie Muniz, and Drew Barrymore have in common? Well, did you read the title of this episode? They all did mobile game ads. But how? Why? Well, we don’t know the answers, but this episode contains […]

As we enjoy some time away, we hope you enjoy some extra stuff from us individually– Riss’ Gossip Grille covers freakin’ Taylor Swift, Amada Bynes, Guy Fieri, snacks, and more. Pete explains what it’s like to watch a movie that is a commercial, but has no commercials, yet still has commercial breaks. Like these shows? […]

We made it! Time for the holidays, time for our 300th episode, time for meat horror, time to hear from our listeners, time for Nicole J. Butler, time for red and green, and time for Santa’s elves being tied to a possible ancient “Aryan” race. Why do you think it’s red and green? What other […]

In episode #299, Marissa cannot resist talking about people eating shoes. This episode she explains one filmmaker whose promise to eat a shoe was upheld only by his own honor (or desire for attention). Pete makes an embarrassing purchase, Marissa’s into Perverts, and both dish on their most controversial Christmas takes. What’s the weirdest chip […]

Pete delves into a cryptid that was big in the 90’s. It was allegedly spotted in grocery stores across the country. But what was it? Where did it come from? And did it come from a foursome? These questions will be answered, along with how to say water, traffic incidents, and more! Our 300th episode […]

These guys are a week off. Oh, it may seem that way, but this episode has a bit of history and explanation to show you that we aren’t. We also talk about Thanksgiving, stuff we’ve bought, and promote the new Every Day Is Groundhog Day podcast. Did you partake in any big deals this year? […]

This week is a rerun of our April 2019 episode, but with a little extra intro to let you know this is still in the news. It’s a fun episode and we hope you enjoy the looks of your Thanksgiving meal. Marissa serves up a video game ice-breaker and Pete has more energy than he […]

Have you seen Movie 43? Whether this is an episode to preview something you haven’t (and shouldn’t) see or you’re here for a walk down traumatic memory lane, Pete is ready to take you on a journey. Pete bought a chicken tree-topper, Marissa stepped in dog shit, and Alex intros the show. Send us your […]

Marissa digs into savory gelatin in this episode. Find out what that means and a lot more. This episode description is short because I keep losing it each time I write it. Can you eat potatoes in jello? Can you believe there’s not a Bill Cosby joke in this episode? Are you Mormon?

This week we talk about cloning pets and how totally effed up it is, even if it helps some people emotionally (wait, does it?). We also hear from Alex and Alisha, Pete proposes redoing the opening, Marissa’s house is haunted, and we got ourselves a new email address! What should our new intro be? Would […]

The gang goes back to their roots doing a split episode with breaks from callers in between segments. Pete suffers from broken brain, Marissa gets cash in the mail, and we talk candy trades. Do you have any help for Pete? Do you want to call with a late scary story? Would you date Samara […]

Marissa exposes the happenings that lead people to believe movies/productions are cursed. Deaths during filming, fires burning sets, helicopters and more all haunt films to this day. How far removed can a related death be on a cursed movie? Do you have a better icebreaker? Know a food that will change the color of Marissa’s […]

Pete brings in October with some stuff on cyber witches, starting with possible fraud, checking in with TikTok, and revisiting floppy disks. As you know, since we took a week off, we fumble through the intro, but we get the broom flying straight eventually. What would power you as a witch? Do you like breakfast […]

Marissa takes over with a Gossip Grille for the masses. It’s not a previously on Patreon episode– this one’s all new. We talk about what’s been going on in the gossip world and why Page Six beats TMZ any day of the week. What do you think of this gossip? Did we miss something?

This episode, Marissa examines the relationship between two musical icons who were sometimes compared to one another. Hear about the time James Brown brought them on stage and when being involved in “We Are the World” didn’t really appeal to one of them. We talk a bit about Halloween music, dreams, and Disney, too. What’s […]

Football season is among us and we could honestly care less. But you know what Pete loves? Mascots! This week he shows off some notable mascots from across the country. He may even mention your favorite team. Do you agree with Marissa’s mascot ratings? What do you think the Giants mascot should be?

Marissa explores the world of “remembered but maybe not real” things. On tap for this week: the Satanic Panic. A bunch of unusual reports and strange circumstances lead to a heap of trouble and nationwide panic. Have you been flushed down a toilet? Have you seen creepy church videos demonizing Halloween? Do you remember the […]

Marissa got married, so we recapped the events the only way we know how– by podcasting. Marissa talks about her perspective and Pete offers insights about things that probably didn’t matter much, but will be immortalized in this digital format. Did you leave us a review as Marissa’s wedding present?

Marissa is getting married this weekend! We gave her the week off, so we decided dig into the archives back to 2018 (we missed our 5 year birthday?) to hear her talk about wedding traditions. Tune in next week to see what traditions she hated in 2018, but didn’t when her own wedding was happening. […]

Marissa loves PG-13, so she looked into ALL the ratings to see what they’re all about, like the difference between X and NC-17. We also get some more details about the upcoming wedding, Pete’s second jury duty request, and our favorite dollar bills. What’s a scary movie you like? Are our brains dying live on-air? […]

This week we had to record on Zoom because the universe just did not want us to put out an episode. But we showed you, Universe. We hit on four different topics this week, and we try to ignore life before and after the show. Who would you throw a rose at while they were […]

Pups, therians, expensive costumes– some people just really want to be dogs. This episode we’ll dig into some cases and search fur context. Pete gets mistaken for being 60 years old, Marissa is fearing lantern flies, and we both reflect on back-to-school. Don’t forget to collie us! What are your feelings on social categorization and […]

In the possible conclusion of the Squid and Whale saga, Marissa finds herself in a subreddit about a new fear she may have. Pete continues mentally deteriorating and we catch up with Alex. Are niche phobias for the privileged? Do you have a phobia? Have you over-hydrated?

Dogmen, dog-men, werewolves? What are we talking about this week, really? This is one of those meandering spiral shows that Pete does from time to time, moving from a sasquatch hero, men who hunt dogmen, women who rule men, and The Shining. Are you a dogman? How do you say ‘water’?

It should be no surprise that Pete is up this week, so he gives a run-down of the history of parody porn, as well as recent coverage of the topic, some questions of quality, and a big game! Marissa overcame a big fear and she stands firm on her position regarding a Riverdale parody. When […]

If this were a video podcast, we’d have stills of old video games over a Sarah McLaughlin song, but it’s not, so you get to hear Marissa explore the reality of non-archived, near missing, and endangered video games. (Oh, and Marissa wants you to know that you don’t have to like video games to enjoy […]

This week, we return to normalcy. Pete talks about noise– what qualifies as noise, how much is out there, and how you can cope. Pete returns from illness, Marissa got more Troll cologne and both of us would rather watch a dog pee than a baby. What noise affects you? What toy do you miss? […]

“I’ve had a fever for most of the week and couldn’t research, so we have to re-run. I picked the infamous vore episode because it’s not that bad, when you get down to it. In fact, it makes me think we need a new most infamous episode. Any ideas? It won’t be next week, but […]

Look, we had some technical difficulties, but we get through them. Marissa is tired of your snooty water bottle, so she’s going to explore why you have one and the culture around them. Not to mention, she explores vacuum seals, designer brands, and emotional support. What would you pay ransom for? What’s your emotional support […]

This month’s La Brea Purveya’ hiatus episode is an episode of the fantasy sitcom that takes place in the La Brea universe: Keeping Up with the Clearing. Enjoy this original piece, performed by robo-voices and with a slight soundscape. Reach out at [email protected].

For over 50 years people have wondered what happened to Dan Cooper. Now you don’t have to, because Pete has cracked the case. We talk about Law & Order Toronto, Marissa’s non-holiday wreath, and one of our Michael’s new project on Kickstarter. Have you seen ol’ Coop? Where would you set a Law & Order […]

Were you affected by the HBO Max original, Velma? If so, Pete is here for you to examine the show, what people hated, and whether it’s as bad as everyone’s making it out to be. We also cover Marissa seeing Blink 182, Pete being an electrician, and Alex supporting the hunt for McDonald’s pizza. What […]