Why does this thing exist? (Podcast)

In this episode, Dean and Simon read a book about what you can do with women's leg wear and it confuses them and then they verify some facts about Britain. They finish off with a deep delve into the career of Jenny Agutter. Pages from the book they looked at - https://i.imgur.com/x0Di7fI.jpg tv-English Club's list of facts - https://tv-english.club/articles-en/entertainment/25-unusual-facts-about-britain-and-british-people/ Wikipedia - Jenny Agutter - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenny_Agutter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon was an education film on vehicular maintenance and pick up some top tips, then, they delve into the world of romantic condiment accessories. They finish off the episode by investigating a confusing Wikipedia article about a seemingly nondescript woman and her time-displaced husband.  5 minute crafts’ Effective car hacks to keep you rolling - https://www.facebook.com/reel/1838576159925208   Personalised tomato ketchup label - https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1258059584/personalised-tomato-ketchup-sauce-label?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=lorraine+kelly&ref=sr_gallery-1-25&frs=1&pop=1&pe=1&local_signal_search=1&content_source=ec7312d3b1fbca1bb257c3ab0fd50d29dc610055%253A1258059584&search_preloaded_img=1&organic_search_click=1   Wikipedia – Henrietta Marie Colden - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henrietta_Marie_Colden   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, poet/comedian/writer/podcaster Mat Troy joins Dean and Simon to talk about unwanted magic acts, a big old phoney potato, clown training videos and indoor air quality.  Idaho Potato Hotel - https://idahopotato.com/big-idaho-potato-hotel   Clown training VHS clip - https://www.instagram.com/reel/C26Kgs2sGMd/?igsh=anBpdXoxeWdra3pn   Wikipedia – Indoor Air Quality - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indoor_air_quality   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon discover the literal smoking gun and then they have a look at an animal themed settee while Simon contemplates the millionaire lifestyle. They finish off by learning about a Tarzan film from the olden days.  Gun shaped cigarette lighter video – https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4ni2acIf5t/   Article about hippo sofa - https://www.housebeautiful.com/shopping/furniture/a29655874/buy-a-lifesize-hippopotamus-couch/  Wikipedia – Tarzan and the Mermaids - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarzan_and_the_Mermaids  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon get off to a bad start, build gradually by discussing poorly labelled Seinfeld clips and horrible Haunted Houses, and then reach a crescendo as they uncover what could be the most exciting Wikipedia article they’ve come across so far.  What purports to be the “Best Seinfeld Scene Ever” - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74TbCBoGbHw   Article on McKamey Manor - https://allthatsinteresting.com/mckamey-manor   McKamey Manor YouTube Video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF8FJx1El7c   Wikipedia  - List of Coronation Street characters (2024) - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Coronation_Street_characters_(2024)   Video of Craig Charles and Philip Olivier Sumo Wrestling - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z21Y3Jk86Jk   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, wordsman Dan Mitchell (https://www.danmitchellwords.co.uk/) returns to join Dean and Simon for an accidental crime and punishment special! The three of them discuss a Prison themed bar that's arrived in Cardiff, a collection of prison letters currently for sale on Ebay and an extraordinary children’s toy.  Wales online article on Alcotraz - https://www.walesonline.co.uk/whats-on/music-nightlife-news/went-alcotraz-cardiffs-new-activity-28875404   500 prison love letters - https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/285789583884?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=h6QVl8B2TMa&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=lu4r0ycmrti&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY   Punisher shapeshifting toy - https://imgur.com/Z8OHUNI   Wikipedia - List of I Can See Your Voice Indonesia episodes  - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_I_Can_See_Your_Voice_Indonesia_episodes   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean tells Simon about a display stand that upset him when his son took him shopping and then Simon gets flummoxed by the value of gold per ounce. They finish off by discussing a rich man from America and his need to meddle in the local politics of Florida. It’s a half-hearted Easter Special! And it’s days late! Reese’s Eggs Display Stand - https://imgur.com/yfiv19D   CNN Business’ video of the world’s most expensive desert - https://youtu.be/RpwcCaejcP8?si=Ld0UEtiwZNtsBTgF   Wikipedia – Norman Braman - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_Braman   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon remember an unfairly (?) maligned pop group from the 1990, have a look at some photographs of a funny man and then take in the sights and sounds of Killiecrankie.  Vanilla – No way no way - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_D-qJ4hfss   Fe-M@ail – Flee Fly Flo - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFhF0r46qxU   Senior Waiter Stock Images - https://www.dreamstime.com/search.php?securitycheck=fe4dd65087baa8a4ac5d6fafd77e2702&srh_field=waiter&s_all=y&s_ph=y&s_il=y&s_video=y&s_audio=y&s_ad=n&s_sl0=y&s_sl1=y&s_sl2=y&s_sl3=y&s_sl4=y&s_sl5=y&s_orp=y&s_orl=y&s_ors=y&s_orw=y&s_clc=y&s_clm=y&s_rsf=0&s_rst=7&s_sp=master1305   Wikipedia - Killiecrankie - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killiecrankie  What they looked at on Streetview - https://imgur.com/3dIWJVh   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean ponders why he must show his ticket to buy chewing gums at the airport and then, while discussing a sign for sale on Ebay, tells everyone how he found out about the facts of life. Finally, in another madcap Random Wikipedia Article section, your hosts stumble upon footage of a tremendous concert from Switzerland and argue about whether Denise Van Outen used to fly around in a helicopter.  Vtg Metal Novelty Wall Hanging Sign - https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/334217823334?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=otnh0WhJRfe&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=lu4r0ycmrti&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=EMAIL   Wikipedia – Adela Smajic - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adela_Smajic   Schnitzelbangg Mittwuch - https://www.facebook.com/Telebasel/videos/schnitzelb%C3%A4ngg-mittwuch/366559962851231/   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode; Dean and Simon have a gentle time talking about a disappointing Wonka experience and then an unnecessary road sign leads to Dean having to retake his driving theory test. The ship sails away for the evening as a Frenchman is not discussed in the Random Wikipedia Section.  Article about Glasgow’s Willy Wonka Experience - https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/feb/27/glasgow-willy-wonka-experience-slammed-as-farce-as-tickets-refunded   The road sign that perplexed Simon - https://imgur.com/a/A833UdV   Wikipédia – Jean de Corbeil - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean_de_Corbeil   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, comedian Rob Hughes joins Dean and Simon to discuss Home Alone 4, a confusing sign from a listener’s workplace, auto-tune and a Gaelic Goalkeeper. Lots of valuable questions asked and answered this week.  Home Alone 4 - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0329200/  Sign in a workplace - https://imgur.com/mP13IS5  Wikipedia – David Clarke - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Clarke_(Gaelic_footballer)  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Simon defends Dean from a baying mob and as a reward Dean makes him talk about Elon Musk and his cybertruck. Then, Simon brings the recent Shein exploration to an end by showing Dean another plastic depiction of a creature defecating. Finally, for the first time in 86 episodes, Wikipedia delivers a topic that Dean has studied in depth, so he grasps the opportunity with both hands and talks at length about the monkey from Cannonball Run 2.  Cybertruck - https://www.tesla.com/cybertruck   Doll Toilet Spray Toy Decompression Artifact - https://www.shein.co.uk/DollToiletSprayToyDecompressionArtifact-p-27900823-cat-7190.html?share_from=null&ref=www&rep=dir&ret=uk   Wikipedia – Universal Psychometrics - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Universal_psychometrics   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon watch a long-forgotten panel show from the early 90s, assess a porcine garden ornament and read at an interesting article about a book that chronicles the adventures of a regal mouse.   P’s and Q’s - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73vi0_B4sBM&ab_channel=ChrisVHS89   1 pc Pig Design Garden Ornament - https://www.shein.co.uk/1pc-Animal-Design-Garden-Ornament-Small-Decoration-Craft-For-Garden-Decor-p-10913725-cat-3035.html?onelink=6%2F32gelzz9aic4&requestId=439079703605706769&skucode=I82cyykwb0b5&url_from=ukadplash2206238956863936one-size_GPM&cid=20761062617&setid=&adid=&pf=GOOGLE&gad_source=1&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIvIW6-7r0gwMVbppQBh2qDQDTEAQYFiABEgKvJfD_BwE&ref=www&rep=dir&ret=m   Wikipedia - The Mouse with the Question Mark Tail - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mouse_with_the_Question_Mark_Tail    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, an overly caffeinated Dean zooms in to tell a ratty Simon about a product to help people safely clean their plants. Then, Simon tells him about the latest breakthrough in chicken safety paraphernalia. They finish off by discussing a type of flower which might be related to a previous guest. Accidental botany/safety episode? Yeah, why not.  Leaf cleaning tongs - https://www.prezzybox.com/leaf-cleaning-tongs.aspx   Chicken crash helmets - https://shorturl.at/jqSY5   Wikipedia - Rubus steelei - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubus_steelei   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean learns about the rise and fall of the Deal or No Deal fruit machine, the best machines in Cardiff and how to gamble responsibly and then Simon takes him to a Chinese junk shop to look at a curiously named soft toy. They finish off the episode by arguing about money.  Deal or No Deal Bandit - https://imgur.com/QIK6aJy   Cute and ugly plus doll tilts its head to kill the little duck - https://imgur.com/GpG102m   Wikipedia - Portrait of François Buron - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portrait_of_Fran%C3%A7ois_Buron   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean tells Simon about a lost literary classic and a potential revenue stream and then Simon brings out the cheese. They move on to discuss the Dutch version of Big Brother and its many tremendous lawsuits before they take to the streets and bring Air Fryer Month to its conclusion with another bout of ‘Investigative Journalism’.  Photo of Tiramisu Wensleydale - https://imgur.com/V6nBImI   Wikipedia – Big Brother (Dutch TV Series) - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Brother_(Dutch_TV_series)   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean gets offered a set of dodgems for free so he tells Simon about it and then Simon shows Dean a Chinese train that goes through a block of flats in China. They finish off the episode by learning about how a quotes are being misattributed to Winston Churchill. Something for everyone there then.  Dodgems for sale - https://imgur.com/SkjcrxE   Chinese train - https://mashable.com/article/chongqing-train-building and https://youtu.be/GnQLNqCqLXA?si=mmgPKchmRoz4V-d-   Wikipedia – Churchillian Drift - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Churchillian_Drift   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean gives a valuable update on his crisps investigation and then shows Simon a video of a terrifying toilet. In part two, Simon tells Dean about a toilet themed restaurant. It's an accidental toilet special, listener! Also, they have a look at an article about an actor/stuntman.  Spooky toilet upgrade -  https://www.facebook.com/100070363171353/videos/988388469091159/ Toilet themed restaurant - https://www.cktravels.com/modern-toilet-restaurant-taipei/  Wikipedia – Tony Epper - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Epper  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon stumble upon the special theme for the month and then make a load of promises that they are bound to ‘forget about’. Dean shows Simon something unusual for sale on Facebook Marketplace and then they speculate about the content of a musical event that's happened in Cardiff. They finish off by having a look at a long-dead group of fish. Detours galore.  Coffin for sale - https://imgur.com/enLjf6d   Jurassic Park in Concert Poster - https://imgur.com/AU1S8UL   Wikipedia - Hypsidoris - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypsidoris   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dave returns to assess Dean and Simon's performance over the past year. Which celebrities with maladies do your hosts aspire to be like? What words do they use more often than others? How much of the podcast is actually legible? Are they muppet patter thieves? These questions, and more, answered. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon take to the road to do some Xmas drop-ins on a smattering of the year’s guests. First, they call in on Liam Schewitz to find out about how reviewing a Pork advert from the 80s has had an impact on his life and to get his opinion on some of the meat products that have been covered on the podcast since his last appearance. Then they head off to meet with Dan Thomas and Sarah Breese to taste test some items that Sarah has tracked down and they finish off by calling round at Carys Eleri’s house to have a small amount of tea and listen to some music.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon watch the trailer for the new Spider-Man-adjacent film that’s coming out soon and then debate the merits of moulding turkey mince into the shape of a carrot and dying it orange. They finish off for the week by going through a long list of rodents.  Madame Web trailer - https://youtu.be/s_76M4c4LTo?si=3Ogitd2TBsxrGBee   Why Arby’s is testing meat products that look like big carrots - https://edition.cnn.com/2019/06/26/business/arbys-fake-meat-carrot-trnd/index.html   Wikipedia - Deomyinae - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deomyinae   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean shows Simon a clip from an old film that paints a famous comedian in a new light and then they take to the road to do some investigative journalism. They finally return to the studio to finish off the episode by reviewing an article about a nondescript building in America.  Jim Davidson Hello - https://youtu.be/X6WiiXUR3xM?si=PL3z1pYMiUFi219d   Pumpkin Spice Car Wash Info - https://imocarwash.com/gb/pumpkin-spice-triple-foam/  Wikipedia - Customs House (Nashville, Tennessee) - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Customs_House_(Nashville,_Tennessee)  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean tells Simon about an educational TV series with an unlikely host and then they ponder why a promotional photograph for a long-forgotten piece of Saturday evening crud-TV ended up on sale in Iceland. The finish off with another fantastic/shambolic Random Wikipedia Article section.  Harold Bishop article - https://www.irishmirror.ie/showbiz/celebrity-news/neighbours-harold-bishop-teach-teenagers-5056113   Dale Winton photo - https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/394977495331?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=5vx783pcS06&sssrc=2047675&ssuid=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY   Wikipedia – Glasgow Tigers (American football) - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasgow_Tigers_(American_football)   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, illness has descended upon your hosts but they struggle on bravely. Dean shows Simon some images from a book designed to teach children to stand up for themselves and then Simon invites Dean to a twin themed restaurant. They finish off by falling in love with a photograph of a bird.  Images from ‘The Zipper’ - https://imgur.com/WHcwzJC   Video of Twin Stars Diner, Moscow - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-europe-24514947   Wikipedia – Egg Tooth -  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egg_tooth   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean gets infuriated with a children's television programme again, Simon discovers Lovecraftian clothing for children and then they contact an "Irishman" for financial advice.City of Friends opening theme - https://youtu.be/b8JLGM2xfSw?si=gOKo9Nh8l95445LxOctopus costume - https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005004301754454.html?pdp_npi=2%40dis%21GBP%21 Wikipedia - String of cash coins (currency unit) - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/String_of_cash_coins_(currency_unit) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon ponder why a bollard has a dinosaur's head on it, take to the air to look at some massive adverts and then mess about on the river.  Dean’s Excellent Dinosaur Photograph - https://i.imgur.com/F9vA0Bl.jpg   Mapvertising article - https://lenpenzo.com/blog/id15798-giant-advertisements-that-can-be-seen-from-high-in-the-sky.html?expand_article=1   Wikipedia – Emmanuel Boat Club - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emmanuel_Boat_Club   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, comedy performer and producer Sarah Breese (http://www.sarahbreese.com) joins Dean and Simon to talk about elevator music, beverages, cursed vegetables, beverages again, redubbed films and ART.  Simon’s potato - https://i.imgur.com/Nv0pOxH.jpg   Wikipedia – Still life with flowers on a marble slab - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Still_life_with_flowers_on_a_marble_slab   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean gives an update on his crisps investigation and then he and Simon have a look at a new addition to the Robocop cannon. They follow that up with a discussion about camping and finish off with an old-fashioned meltdown during the Random Wikipedia Article section.  Robocop's desk - https://i.imgur.com/OByVbcy.png   Car tent - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B06XX3H5XL?tag=097-uk-21&ascsubtag=default&geniuslink=true   Wikipedia – Faces in the Fog - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faces_in_the_Fog   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon fail to be impressed by someone cleaning a rug, take a crispy trip down memory lane and name an activity they think is better than skiing. What a lovely, gentle episode. Well done everyone.  Someone power washing a filthy rug -  https://www.instagram.com/reel/CxAffxAs6zo/?igshid=MzRIODBiNWFIZA%3D%3D   A very expensive bag of crisps - https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/225764642728?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=aIHXLND9TMu&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=lu4r0ycmrti&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY   Wikipedia - Matthias Looß - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthias_Loo%C3%9F   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Simon and Dean broadcast their thoughts whilst on holiday in London. They discuss a few items that London is famous for: Mrs Doubtfire the Musical, expensive cashew nuts and stiffness methods.  Note for the listener: the audio for this episode was recorded with microphones from Poundland and enhanced with AI Software, it turned out alright but if you notice an unusual element to the sounds of their voices that’ll be why.  Mrs Doubtfire the Musical - https://youtu.be/pIzRTJIxEYs?si=SIx3SDoUA7BlvRnM   Ginni’s Chilli Lemon & Coriander Cashews Nuts - https://ginnis.co.uk/ginnis-nuts-snacks-and-sweets/shop/nuts/chilli-lemon-coriander-cashew-nuts   Wikipedia – The Matrix Method - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matrix_method   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Mike returns to unravel with the boys. The three gents discuss the cultural power of Phil Mitchell, human souls entrapped in china dolls, Japanese men that can transform into dogs and prehistoric oceans (almost).  Phil Mitchell drawstring bag - https://www.redbubble.com/i/drawstring-bag/Phil-Mitchell-by-Captain-Lynchie/32344203.YT4RK   Haunted doll with a positive spirit - https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/166253543310?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=ZDMvXzj-TkO&sssrc=2047675&ssuid=lu4r0ycmrti&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY   Haunted doll with a negative spirit - https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/325766668353?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=8wqOjD8mRPK&sssrc=2047675&ssuid=lu4r0ycmrti&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY   Toco the human dog - https://www.independent.co.uk/asia/japan/japanese-man-collie-dog-costume-b2387446.html    Wikipedia – Bridge River Ocean - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bridge_River_Ocean   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Simon unveils a new segment and then Dean leads a discussion on comedy-based dining experiences. The pair of them stumble upon what could be a good business idea before turning their attention to a photograph for sale on Ebay. The resulting conversation gives them another business idea. Listener; please don’t steal these ideas, it’s all that they have.  Faulty Towers Dining Experience - https://www.interactivetheatre.com.au/faulty-towers-the-dining-experience-manchester/   Photo 6x4 A Victor Meldrew job One foot in the grave? C2012 - https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/324940795350?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=yXJFhbJMSuC&sssrc=2047675&ssuid=lu4r0ycmrti&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY   Wikipedia – USS WST-1 - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_WST-1   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon ponder the educational power of acronyms and look at a way to make the motorcar more horse friendly.   The anagrams and mottos - https://i.imgur.com/zgEPqDH.jpg   Horsey horseless carriage articles - https://www.wired.com/2015/02/well-didnt-work-1899-car-full-size-wooden-horse-head-stuck-front/ and https://psmag.com/environment/electric-hybrid-cars-cyclists-pedestrians-traffic-safety-52337   Wikipedia – Roger Mosey - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Mosey   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, your hosts have a look in the fridge to see if they can cobble together a “dump meal” and then come up with the most unpleasant analogy to explain how nuclear fusion works that you are ever likely to hear.   Dump meal video - https://www.instagram.com/p/CuR-W-kOwB1/   Uranium for sale - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000796XXM/?tag=097-20&ascsubtag=default   Wikipedia – Village Sounds Agency - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Village_Sounds_Agency   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, an upturn in temperature brings Trevor Williams out of his hidey-hole to join Dean and Simon for an hour of claptrap. The three of them talk about wet weddings, tribute trainers, the comedic stylings of a horrible cow and a Wikipedia article about one of those fleabag type things.  Wedding in a swimming pool video -  https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ckc-rMlD1FU/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y%3D   Only Fools and Horses Adidas Gazelles - https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/266351910787?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=e63BcEpgRj-&sssrc=2047675&ssuid=lu4r0ycmrti&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY   Only Fools and Horses Hi-Tops - https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/402769350853?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=exl8qir_qbk&sssrc=2047675&ssuid=lu4r0ycmrti&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY   Katie Hopkins’ Tour T-Shirt - https://imgur.com/Z1HwBV1   Wikipedia – Shakespeare's Will (play) - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shakespeare%27s_Will_(play)   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Simon gets distracted by a clock while looking at a 93-year-old ‘science’ experiment and Dean learns how much butter is in a stick. The pair of them also present the most detailed discussion of a small South American bird that you are ever likely to hear.   The pitch drop experiment live feed - http://thetenthwatch.com/feed/   Butterwheel - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07M6ZVKJR?tag=097-uk-21&ascsubtag=default&geniuslink=true&th=1   Wikipedia – Cinereous-breasted Spinetail - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cinereous-breasted_spinetail   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon watch a propaganda film starring Superman, look at some movie memorabilia available at auction and discuss Swedish hip-hop/R&B from the 1990s.  Superman anti-smoking commercial campaign - https://youtu.be/hDRMeeuP3F0?si=JmKQ2PNdmVuaNLxf  Wizard of Oz wood - https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/165722804941?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=OqS4-Kj-SP-&sssrc=2047675&ssuid=lu4r0ycmrti&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY   Al Capones locking mechanism - https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/165721867264?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=OqS4-Kj-SP-&sssrc=2047675&ssuid=lu4r0ycmrti&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY   Wikipedia – Swahili Nation - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swahili_Nation   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, your hosts watch segments of a dreadful cartoon and then quest to understand the ethos of Etsy. In the final section, Simon delivers the definitive list of boring hobbies and encourages Dean to question science.  Rapsittie Kids - https://youtu.be/4e-wuyjgDPQ   Rubber Infinity Gauntlet -  https://www.etsy.com/listing/587924983/infinity-gauntlet-11-replica-avengers?show_sold_out_detail=1&source=aw&utm_source=affiliate_window&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_campaign=us_location_buyer&utm_content=141392&utm_term=0&awc=6220_1688421277_fde93b3e29662ef9a4c4e2e6b772bc23&btn_ref=srctok-b468cf341f4220fc  Wikipedia – Juan Lembeye - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_Lembeye   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, a change of format! Dean and Simon to get taught a lesson about American Professional Wrestling by wrestling-nerd Drew Davies, co-host of the 'We Make Things Fight with Matt Troy' podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean reads you an email with a surprising twist and then Simon presents you with his ugly mug. The programme ends with them almost learning something in the Random Wikipedia Article. Almost but not quite.  Sylvester Stallone Mug - https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/982605969/sylvester-stallone-your-turn-to-make-the?ref=share_v4_lx   E.T. wearing a Gail Platt t-shirt - https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/269209102/gail-platt-rodwell-t-shirt-coronation?click_key=97b9d0aa54acf332a6eb6c141e0db056ceeb33bd%3A269209102&click_sum=d3c8b0b5&ref=sold_out-15&pro=1&frs=1   Wikipedia - Whole Internet User's Guide and Catalog -https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whole_Internet_User%27s_Guide_and_Catalog   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, your hosts watch some Irish songstresses go about their business and then settle down to ponder Popeye's plastic phallus before the train fully derails as Simon gives all mathematicians a piece of his mind.  Celtic Woman Ballroom of Romance - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-P1wyDW7BOQ&pp=ygUgY2VsdGljIHdvbWFuIGJhbGxyb29tIG9mIHJvbWFuY2U%3D   NSFW Popeye toy - https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/666981952/popeye-the-spinach-addicted-sailor-man?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details   Wikipedia – Decagram (Geometry) - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decagram_(geometry)   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon decide to dedicate an episode to graffiti for no apparent reason. Dean shows Simon some very offensive and possibly libellous messaging he saw on a lamppost in Cardiff and then Simon shows Dean some of that street art that they have in Bristol. Then, at the end of the show, they both decide to think the worst of someone and reminisce about Jersey.  Cardiff graffiti - https://imgur.com/X7ZQPaK  Bristol street art - https://imgur.com/I2fXfid  Wikipedia – Nick Dowling - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Dowling  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, comedy friend Liam Schewitz joins Simon and Dean to talk about celebrity death-hoaxes, an email from a listener with a strange understanding of what the podcast is, a chilling advert from the 80s and a load of Hewitt.Article about Jeremy Renner still being alive - https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jeremy-renner-dead-june-2023/Email from Brown Davies – https://imgur.com/MWx8yWt1984 British Pork Advert – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0wDjWOnHcY&ab_channel=advertarchive Wikipedia – Hewitt (name) - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hewitt_(name) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon remember a song from their childhood which might have contributed to them being such porky little boys. Simon then takes Dean shopping in the grotesque-cat-grooming-apparatus aisle over at Amazon dot com. They finish of by listing values and places in an odd little Random Wikipedia Section.  McDonalds advert - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7b1Vnumiwg  Cat tongue brush - https://amzn.eu/d/2oYq8Y9   Wikipedia - UK and Ireland Poker Tour Season 2 Results - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UK_and_Ireland_Poker_Tour_season_2_results  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean shows Simon a cut-scene from an old computer game and they try to pick apart a successful actor’s method. Then they revisit the targeted advertising scene to have a look at some bare bottom pants before the Random Wikipedia Article section brings another opportunity to talk about space aliens. Tim Curry “SpaaAAacee!” -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_U59u69tys  Cycling shorts - https://www.amazon.co.uk/Womens-Padded-Cycling-Underwear-Shorts/dp/B08CDCK2BM?th=1 and http://baboonbuttcycling.weebly.com/index.html  Wikipedia - Life (Film 2017) - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_(2017_film)   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, your hosts try to work out why Dean has a presence on a website he has no business being on, try on a low-effort piece of official merchandise and then get lied to by a sneaky Wikipedia article.  Dean’s page on Perez Hilton’s website - https://perezhilton.com/tag/dr-dean-burnett/   Dean’s targeted advertising - https://i.imgur.com/IjprVqu.jpg   I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here official T-shirt - https://itvshop.co.uk/collections/frontpage/products/official-im-a-celebrity-mens-campmate-t-shirt   Wikipedia – Mix (radio station) - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mix_(radio_station)   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, comedian Dan Thomas (@itsdanthomas on twitter) joins Simon and Dean to discuss unwanted postal presents, unfathomable bumper stickers, the rise of the machines and a James Bond spoof’s soundtrack. Picture of Dean holding a book he doesn’t want - https://imgur.com/CzkiHzB  Bumper sticker 1 - https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/234503083/im-speeding-cos-i-need-a-poo-car-bumper?ga_order=highest_reviews&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=rude+car+stickers&ref=sr_gallery-5-21&pro=1&frs=1&organic_search_click=1  Bumper Sticker 2 - https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/921542074/what-if-we-kissed-next-to-the-elkay?ga_order=highest_reviews&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=rude+car+stickers&ref=sr_gallery-5-4&organic_search_click=1  Wikipedia – Johnny English Reborn (Soundtrack) - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_English_Reborn_(soundtrack)   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean plays Simon a dreadful, dreadful song and it has a debilitating effect on his cognitive function. Then the boys pick out presents for themselves from the Temu Father’s Day Sale and finish off by discussing a Qatari sportsman. Georgia Stitt “Maybe it’s me” - https://youtu.be/AqH4vwkJiZY  Temu items - https://imgur.com/Ydb7yHT  Wikipedia – Jumah Faraj - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jumah_Faraj   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean presents one of his much-loved travel updates and then Simon shows him a video of two people doing a costumed dance on the streets of Eastern Europe. They end the show by casting aspersions upon a French filmmaker. Dean’s photos of his German hotel - hotel https://imgur.com/xNuy3Ag wall panel https://imgur.com/hLHXTVd bathroom https://imgur.com/noDLDZS  Witch Doctor - Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing- Zumba Kids choreo by Crazy Coolka - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp31W12-vVg&ab_channel=CrazyCoolkaMonikaPutowska-Kuli%C5%84ska Wikipedia – Don't Forget You’re Going to Die -  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don%27t_Forget_You%27re_Going_to_Die    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.