Why does this thing exist? (Podcast)

In this episode, Dean and Simon bring in the receivers (Dave and Michael) to wind down WDTTE(P) enterprises and give the podcast the sendoff it deserves. Topics covered include: Cronenbergian phone accessories, detectives, teeth-tooth-teethbrushes, poo knifes, honeymoon romance, the chewiest things, Rodney, the Lynchian career of Jane Lynch and more.  Umbilical cable for iPhone - https://www.etsy.com/listing/123441193/umbilical-cable-for-iphone?msockid=24ee4423ce8a664a391b50f7cf6a6717   Teeth toothbrush - https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1234410061/teeth-tooth-brush-novelty-gag-gift-pun?msockid=24ee4423ce8a664a391b50f7cf6a6717   Pwp knife - https://www.amazon.com/Jsuslife-Durable-Toilet-Handle-Christmas/dp/B0CFZTRYJ9  Wikipedia - List of Jane Lynch performances - -https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jane_Lynch_performances   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon get flummoxed by a popular video about some rocks getting defrosted. Following that, they take a good look at a cursed object. They finish off by tuning in to some facts about old-timey radio.   Diet Enak’s Mencairkan batu es - https://www.facebook.com/reel/2649552068574584   My Last Tooth ceramic trinket - https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/286463473472   Wikipedia – 1938 in British Radio - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1938_in_British_radio   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Michael returns to receive an update on Dean’s dogging investigation and then the three of them look at Japanese answers to the question “Why DOESN’T This Thing Exist?”. Following that, Simon’s cedes control of his section to allow Michael to speak on his interests and then everyone discusses an article about grenades.  Photos Dean took While walking a dog - https://imgur.com/QFkk1rM https://imgur.com/TIGQQHp https://imgur.com/1E9X1jE https://imgur.com/xrnHZp7  Chindogu - https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/1jhkx2z/chindogu_is_a_japanese_concept_where_inventors/   V Highlighter - https://theperfectv.com/products/shades-of-luminizer  Video on Denver Airport - https://youtu.be/NN8DO-Xv9wA?feature=shared   Wikipedia – Number 6 Hand Grenade - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No._6_grenade  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean complains about recipes and Simon talks about his charity work. Then, Simon tells Dean about a new shop he’s been to and the interesting thing he bought, and they slander a cereal. They finish off by discovering some breaking news in a Wikipedia article.  Roti recipe - https://www.cookwithmanali.com/roti-recipe/   Kellogg's Frosties Shower Gel - https://bubbletcosmetics.com/collections/kelloggs-shower-gels   Wikipedia- Assetto Corsa EVO - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assetto_Corsa_EVO     Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon read a comic that’s supposed to help people stop drinking and then they have a look at dirty-dog toothbrush accessory. They finish off by having a go at some Australian children and their efforts to communicate science.  Captain Alcohol - https://captainalcoholcomic.com/   Dog Pooping Toothpaste Topper - https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1552788872/dog-pooping-toothpaste-topper-comes-with?ref=shop_home_feat_2&logging_key=f0ab90686f6637f7dbcf6e9a80db27b73bbac6d5%3A1552788872   Wikipedia – Sleek Geek Week - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleek_Geek_Week  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode Simon and Dean look at a romantic meat product and then share their feelings on a recent news item from the skies. They finish off by celebrating some of cold-science's top achievers.  Meat Rose - https://imgur.com/ddeDbym  Article about a couple that had to sit next to a corpse on a long flight - https://news.sky.com/story/couple-forced-to-sit-next-to-dead-body-for-hours-on-qatar-airways-flight-13317026  Wikipedia - Kamerlingh Onnes Award - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamerlingh_Onnes_Award  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon’s attempts to learn about agriculture and plumbing are foiled and then they revisit Wolverhampton’s powerful past.  Farming hack video - https://www.facebook.com/YellowBee101/videos/a-handy-hack-for-farmers-/2045837919203825/   Hippo water saver eBay listing - https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/276838892825?itmmeta=01JKBVS5M6761YG4NNTC4W98PK&hash=item4074e24519:g:XEMAAOSwSR1nkP8M&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAA4CodCO1vSDjg2xNOt8By6oD6JK3WL5UbDjOgIbBzhpvkmdTsRFQ5oaK3ShoVhWvlhvV0624D7H8%2B6T1UWAetabair4xMBAJOQcgADCIn08h2Ynq4LQcOMXbiDq%2F50EwvpdHvbgIT4vFfqkqyhFKT%2FlZr4WGnSYJ47TvRMBx%2FL2EILg474x4nMAZ%2Fbe9Aa%2FjEkUzz0mSULA4bJmt4buLZdylWtMx9CknbafWtaAGPqm2s5dGmsySziFl3YVg79r9qghVr%2B0IvLaHNRRruvq4jJe7youEc5jpfqw9XIkOfCR2u%7Ctkp%3ABk9SR6Da5PuaZQ   An Aladdin's cave on eBay - https://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?item=276838892825&rt=nc&_trksid=p4429486.m3561.l161211&_ssn=sapcotejumblesale    Video about installing hippo bags - https://youtu.be/YhvndIcQ0L8?si=Pb6JpBfOz-Psu1Tf   Wikipedia – Wolverhampton Power Station - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolverhampton_Power_Station     Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon try to figure out what a TV Disney+ show might be about, get down and gritty at American Event, and praise Jesus.  Will Trent - https://imgur.com/16QCthH    Rolling in the Grits – Small Town Big Deal - https://youtu.be/bvrTfkY6xNw?si=M_nJZJwswMSJPfuQ   Wikipedia – McVegan - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McVegan   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean tries to remind Simon about a book they read as children but it just upsets him and then they have a look at a Japanese company that’s purchasing peoples' faces. Finally, the Random Wikipedia Article section floats in like a Dignitas pillow and gently smothers the episode to death.  Cover to “The Woolpack” by Cynthia Harnett - https://imgur.com/h1BCDyR  Masks - https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Kamenyaomote?ref=related&from_page=listing&listing_id=1319534813#items Wikipedia – Roy T. Davies – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_T._Davis   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, TV’s Carys Eleri visits Dean and Simon to learn about Joe Pesci’s singing sideline and a mysterious smelling machine. Pleased with her findings, she expresses her gratitude to the gentlemen by showing them a useless wristwatch. Then, everyone celebrates another successful episode by looking at an article on Wikipedia.  Joe Pesci sings “Take your love and shove it” - https://youtu.be/OKYHGskALD4?si=uU5MxLJyPnWFrS9i   ‘Aromas’ machine - https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/176584497019?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=iZHxaUYvSyu&sssrc=2047675&ssuid=lu4r0ycmrti&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY   Carys’s sundial - https://imgur.com/uJghOy8   Wikipedia – The 12 Days of Dash & Lily - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Twelve_Days_of_Dash_%26_Lily   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean asks Simon why a horse appeared and then they have a look at someone else’s photos, rudely put up for sale. Finally, self-awareness and hypocrisy bring the episode to an untimely end.  Photo of a lost horse - https://imgur.com/0CNT9lA   Photos for sale on eBay -  https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/276769518573?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=uazFtm1PQuK&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=lu4r0ycmrti&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY   Wikipedia - Guizar–Vasquez–Sanchez–Manzano syndrome -  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guizar%E2%80%93Vasquez%E2%80%93Sanchez%E2%80%93Manzano_syndrome   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon discuss a rude and unused piece of spy-wear and have a look at a cracking pair of eBay listings. They finish off by sort of discussing a Wikipedia article about a short story but mostly just do some dreadful impressions and talk about animals coming to kill them.Radio Balls (NSFW) - https://imgur.com/aCYDzGb Stephen Hawking Coin – https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/267141248619?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=vQ-sdS7TSGG&sssrc=2047675&ssuid=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY Not Safe for Work Coin (NSFW) – https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/276834264802?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=b7yanqbBSHi&sssrc=2047675&ssuid=&var=2560268666347&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY Wikipedia- Wildcat (Short Story) – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wildcat_(short_story) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode Dean and Simon take a look at the international cut of a flop film, an abandoned hat and a Wikipedia article about a wrestler that gives them a CTE.  The Magic Roundabout (2005) -  https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0339334/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk   Doogal (2006) - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0763304/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk    A photo of a hat - https://imgur.com/fqj7kSl   Wikipedia - Ray Gordy - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ray_Gordy   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon find out about a machine that helps you take you pet fish for a walk and fantasise about being among the fishes. Then, in section two, they have a look at a modern video review of a local restaurant. Finally, they learn about an Eastern European artist and besmirch a comedian.Article about a mobile fish tank – https://www.techeblog.com/custom-fish-tank-goldfish-walk-taiwan/ Tiktok restaurant review – https://www.tiktok.com/@swanseareviewed/video/7460617959732546848?_r=1&_t=ZG-8tB7HeuRV9F Wikipedia – Modris Tenisons - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modris_Tenisons Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, it's tangents galore as Dean and Simon struggle to talk about two film related items. First off, Dean asks Simon why Robbie Williams is a chimp now and then Simon makes Dean remember Forrest Gump. And Changing Rooms? They finish off by briefly looking at some computer software.  Better Man trailer - https://youtu.be/neyfwa4GrVA?si=uuG8zcxTS834kDim   Forrest Gump figurine - https://www.crabfigure.com/In-Stock-Chong-Toys-C003-1-6-Scale-Forrest-Gump-figure-p22228400.html   Wikipedia - Virtual Desktop Extender - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virtual_Desktop_Extender   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon talk about a computer game that blends housework with space warfare and a retro-modern method of consuming cheeseburgers. They finish off by ranking the cheese producing nations. There’s strong vein of space/cheese running through this episode somehow.    Powerwash SImulator Warhammer 40,000 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcgf48gAX_s   Cheeseburger in a tube - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09HSHFW8B/?tag=097-20&ascsubtag=default  Wikipedia - Xynotyro - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xynotyro   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean goes to the wrong place for fashion insights and then Simon shows him a big box of loose teeth. Typical sort of stuff. They finish off by coming up with ways to widen participation in olympic sports.  Large Lot 600 Vintage Single Denture False Teeth Tooth Post Fixings Crafts Props - https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/356246283319?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=ZlPZqWh5Q8G&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=lu4r0ycmrti&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY  Wikipedia - Makoto Tomizawa - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Makoto_Tomizawa  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon look at a couple of systems for sweetening your hand-held meats and then discover a themed hotel while researching the emu vigilantes of an English coastal town. They finish off by finding out about a Japanese comic book.  Jimmy Dean’s blueberry pancake sausage on a stick - https://www.jimmydean.com/products/pancakes-and-sausage/on-a-stick/blueberry-pancakes-and-sausage-on-a-stick/   Emu news article - https://news.sky.com/story/stop-chasing-on-the-run-emu-in-your-4x4s-say-lincolnshire-police-13256370   Wikipedia - Me and Roboco - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Me_%26_Roboco   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, it's a Christmas party funtime at Dean Manor as your hosts get haunted by three ghosts guests and discuss a toilet based Christmas tradition, a toilet based hip and groovy craze, one of Santa's gruesome mates and a dead poet's face.  Tió de Nadal - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ti%C3%B3_de_Nadal   Skibidi Toilet - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WePNs-G7puA   Père Fouettard – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P%C3%A8re_Fouettard   Wikipedia – James Brunton Stephens - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Brunton_Stephens   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon have a gentle time shopping for starter knives for babies and then they have a look at a cool new fashion trend that Simon saw in London. They finish off by settling down to enjoy some 'callbacks' and learn about a medicine woman.  Personalised 3D Print Folded Kid Play Knife Enlightenment Fidget Toy with Name Multicolour Available Children's Day Birthday Gift for Boy Girl - https://uk.callie.com/personalized-3d-children-game-folded-play-knife-with-engraved-name-multicolor-available-safe-tool-enlightenment-gift-for-kids?callie_ref=search&keyword=personalised%203d%20print%20folded%20kid%20play%20knife   Backpack to carry your cat - https://www.temu.com/uk/1pc-polyester-woven-pet-backpack-carrier-for-cats-and-dogs-breathable-space-capsule--with-large-capacity-ideal-for-travel-gifts-for-christmas-halloween-thanksgiving-g-601099662966619.html?_oak_mp_inf=ENv%2Bit%2Bm1ogBGgpxdWxtbXhzc2R0INSjvuO7Mg%3D%3D&top_gallery_url=https%3A%2F%2Fimg.kwcdn.com%2Fproduct%2Ffancy%2F3e076d07-2e4e-44fe-af0b-472d2e30ab4f.jpg&spec_gallery_id=4419596471&refer_page_sn=15498&refer_source=0&freesia_scene=2&_oak_freesia_scene=2&_oak_rec_ext_1=MTM0MQ&refer_page_el_sn=223143&_x_vst_scene=adg&_x_ads_channel=bing&_x_ads_sub_channel=search&_x_ads_account=176283023&_x_ads_set=521731430&_x_ads_id=1327112956869261&_x_ads_creative_id=82944792875049&_x_ns_source=o&_x_ns_msclkid=a76b8cb20aba10fb2da2ebe935e092b4&_x_ns_match_type=b&_x_ns_bid_match_type=bb&_x_ns_query=weird%20products%20for%20pets&_x_ns_keyword=unusual%20pet%20products&_x_ns_device=c&_x_ns_targetid=kwd-82945743430467%3Aloc-188&_x_ns_extensionid=&refer_page_name=kuiper&refer_page_id=15498_1734033248667_b2lcirjwkb&_x_sessn_id=yo76551yr7     Wikipedia - Eleanor Southey Baker McLaglan -https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eleanor_Southey_Baker_McLaglan  Goitre - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goitre#/media/File:Kone_med_stor_struma.jpg   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon try on a handsome man mask and then Simon tricks Dean into eating something bad for him. They finish off by finding out about a short story collection that sounds like it might be quite good actually.  Latex handsome man mask - https://imgur.com/55Nys3t   Article about the old cheese from Egypt - https://allthatsinteresting.com/ancient-egyptian-tomb-cheese   Wikipedia – The Lottery and Other Stories -https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lottery_and_Other_Stories   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon have a look at a Pepsi themed computer game from the 90s and propose a couple of ideas for games themselves. Then, they both have a look at a red-hot Indonesian game and remember fireworks. Finally, they get confused by a Wikipedia article so go to an expert for ‘help’.  Pepsi game - https://www.instagram.com/retroscifiart/reel/C_lvRztPEii/   List of food tie ins - https://www.giantbomb.com/games-based-on-food-products/3015-2999/games/   Sepak Bola Api - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6VcwebdEbc&t=4s   Wikipedia - Deeds of the Emperor Frederick on the Holy Expedition -  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deeds_of_the_Emperor_Frederick_on_the_Holy_Expedition  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean returns to the well to draw Simon’s opinion on some more things he found while walking his dog and then Simon shows off his expensive pants. They finish off by having a little think about a philosopher’s creed.  Photo of the items Dean saw - https://imgur.com/yDfhYBT   Expensive boxer shorts - https://www.hermes.com/uk/en/product/rayures-spatiales-boxer-shorts-H266900H7703XL/   Wikipedia – Archie J Bahm - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archie_J._Bahm   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, and in what might be a first for the podcast, Dean's selection gives Simon the opportunity to speak knowledgably. In return, Simon treats Dean with a new attraction that they've knocked up in China. Finally, the training missions for Man's conquest of Mars are thoroughly evaluated in another classic Random Wikipedia Article section.  Clip from The Sooty Show - https://x.com/archivetvmus71/status/1850960727517118501?t=0dI1U2IYYwvljKCIx_6yIA&s=19   Blowing Flying Kisses Videos - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpQbnIJkhAE and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swicw356Bv8   Wikipedia – HI-SEAS -  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HI-SEAS   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean asks Simon to stare into the void as they examine the blackest ever black then Simon informs Dean of a local man’s special vehicular service. Finally, all the stars are recognised when Wikipedia randomly delivers an article about a short-lived American telly programme.  Article on the squabbling about Vantablack and Black 3.0 - https://www.wired.com/story/vantablack-anish-kapoor-stuart-semple/   Pay a man to race you and lose - https://imgur.com/8WGXNRq and https://imgur.com/8u7X75C   Wikipedia – The $treet - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Street_(2000_TV_series)   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Simon and Dean assess a machine designed to make the laborious sandwich making task easier and then they have a look at a device to help their hair come back. Finally, two old friends return to weigh in on Australia’s electricity sector and the animals within.  Sandwich making device – https://www.facebook.com/reel/1237007297610903   Baldness helmet - https://www.temu.com/uk/------stimulation---use--109-pcs--promotes---and---g-601099691897752.html?_oak_mp_inf=EJjn8Oym1ogBGgpwZHp1dWVldGRnIJL%2F26WpMg%3D%3D&top_gallery_url=https%3A%2F%2Fimg.kwcdn.com%2Fproduct%2Ffancy%2Fc1aa6a42-734e-4b63-9c64-ae259fdb15b3.jpg&spec_gallery_id=4543009950&refer_page_sn=15498&refer_source=0&freesia_scene=2&_oak_freesia_scene=2&_oak_rec_ext_1=MjQxMTk&refer_page_el_sn=223143&_x_vst_scene=adg&_x_ads_channel=bing&_x_ads_sub_channel=search&_x_ads_account=176283025&_x_ads_set=521332827&_x_ads_id=1319416350125030&_x_ads_creative_id=82463751192700&_x_ns_source=o&_x_ns_msclkid=980b68bf6e4f16e93de70fb0e4b41ef3&_x_ns_match_type=p&_x_ns_bid_match_type=bb&_x_ns_query=weird%20products%20on%20amazon&_x_ns_keyword=weird%20product&_x_ns_device=c&_x_ns_targetid=kwd-82464660544105%3Aloc-188&_x_ns_extensionid=&refer_page_name=kuiper&refer_page_id=15498_1729071874811_bjawytzj84&_x_sessn_id=rjn5jcvatc   Wikipedia - Electricity sector in Australia - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electricity_sector_in_Australia   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon get rude and spooky as they discuss bedwear (were) for the head (headwear/were) and a truly disgusting fancy dress outfit. They finish off with a Wikipedia article on the scariest subject of all – tooooooools!!!  Nightcap - https://www.theirishstore.com/uk/mens-cotton-flannel-nightcap-one-size  Bum hole outfit (NSFW) - https://www.fancydress.com/products/bum-hole-costume  Wikipedia – Storey Pole - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Storey_pole  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean has a lovely time showing Simon a swimming pool he refused to use in Brussels and then Simon teaches him about how a horrible man started an English tradition. They finish off by opening the door to poets.  The pool at the Jam Hotel, Brussels - https://www.smarksthespots.com/jam-hotel-pool-bar-restaurant-brussels/   The Titchborne Dole 1959 video - https://www.facebook.com/BBCArchive/videos/1949-newsreel-tichborne-dole/618650065320273/   The Titchborne Dole 2011 video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9zgLpOqA1w   The Titchborne Dole 1957 video - https://www.bing.com/videos/riverview/relatedvideo?&q=the+tichborne+dole&&mid=4C5FF189B310DC3353684C5FF189B310DC335368&&FORM=VRDGAR   Wikipedia – José Montoya - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jos%C3%A9_Montoya   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon learn some survival techniques and then they take a seat at the monkey buffet. They finish off the episode by finding out about a ‘new’ dessert.  Five-Minute Crafts UK’s Camping Hacks and Survival Guide -  https://www.facebook.com/5min.crafts.uk/videos/camping-hacks-survival-tips/393756080211878/   Monkey Buffet Festival Video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLxgaTMN8MM   Wikipedia – Chhoah Peng - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chhoah-peng   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean reports on the filth he found in the woods again and then Simon shows Dean a pillow that is in doubly bad taste. The Random Wikipedia Article Section arrives to provide them with an opportunity to accuse a Brazilian bus company of fraud.  Dean’s photo’s from the woods - https://imgur.com/vmbRomd , https://imgur.com/LWoEj4X and https://imgur.com/gKgj9hF   Pillow - https://www.amazon.com/AOYEGO-Chloroform-Background-Decorative-Cushion/dp/B08M993P1N/ref=mp_s_a_1_46?dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.hO0wPIN0citlrpcczX0RQwR0FXBacaLojQODVUSduL8NxzPtnBt4JB4BSXf7tTbgyyVL5XXh-yubxKgxQRYqLtcZRXRJ0CjGYGH8ClU9OJDTOsmmKT-uGtJyM1tGVPG02DegXKMl0D3t5S4oJ8WRm8L8VPum1KxC-cFfuFrJgMLdU9rmiG8k9VyYTikB8SqGmB9SL0tjM4qa4G5wgnh9zg.y1JMFbBCq9LpE-x7NxNGb4t8qwaeoX5wqosameiC4ok&dib_tag=se&keywords=weird+house+items&qid=1727085054&sr=8-46   Wikipedia – Carbuss - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbuss   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dave Steele (Will Riker’s Sex Beard Podcast - https://willrikerssexbeard.buzzsprout.com) returns for an episode of learning. Lessons learnt include:   Why Dean is wrong about Spirographs.Why the Spanish jump over babies.  What’s the most rubbish fish is. and  What the Slenderman does for a living.  Spirograph - https://youtu.be/9XbZJSH-T1I?si=UYpAfmhjCR5Edex5   El Colacho Festival - https://youtu.be/b7EXSKI2NMs?si=0HieSpbZ_lWqzXvL   The Devil Hole Pupfish -  https://youtu.be/McUgViRo5bU?si=2TyCy8BxbqcM1KGD   Wikipedia – Slender Rising - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slender_Rising   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon promote Dean’s new book (available below and in all good bookshops) by discussing taxidermy marital aids and daft felt headwear for protecting the gentleman motorist before finishing themselves off by dialing in on Wikipedia.  Squirrel head buttplug - https://imgur.com/nrzT3fA   That video Dean mentioned about a squirrel assault course - https://youtu.be/hFZFjoX2cGg?si=xfzRo85MTfhSqPGN   Felt safety cap advert - https://imgur.com/xGo5Apw   Wikipedia – 999 (number) - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/999_(number)   Link to buy Dean’s new book - https://www.awesomebooks.com/book/9780241679593/why-your-parents-are-hung-up-on-your-phone-and-what-to-do-about-it   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon remember a challenging egg game and then literally look up a dinosaur. At the end of the episode Simon learns about someone and likes them.  Dizzy - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dizzy_(series)   Photo of a dinosaur’s fluffer - https://imgur.com/UIw5qI6   Wikipedia – The Nanny Season 5 - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Nanny_season_5   Fran Drescher’s speech - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4SAPOX7R5M   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, your hosts watch an instructional video from an American politician and then monkey about with an expensive ape before Dean gets quizzed on bands in an exciting Random Wikipedia Section that defied the editor.  Sen. Eric Adams Combating Gun Violence - https://youtu.be/sk2Wc4Y5CxE?si=2p92ev480uF1XXoc   Lifesize ape man figuring - https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/763447854/lifesize-ape-man-figurine-surreal-large?load_webview=1&bid=tGfW4Ohlj7g4p0oUdMGmgYtBXzoZ   Wikipedia – Hurricane Festival - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Festival   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon get all cheesy as they watch a man waste food and then they have a look at some cubic dogs. This week's Random Wikipedia Article section brings up the rear as information on a historic publishing company leads to a discussion of poetry, peep-hole publicans and the mildly erotic French arts.  3 Day Grilled Cheese Sandwich - https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/1ef9cws/3_day_grilled_cheese_sandwich/   Cubic Dogs - https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/06/03/shaving-dogs-heads-cubes-straight-lines-shapes_n_7500536.html   Spherical dog - https://imgur.com/a/V8JmD8z   Wikipedia - Chapman & Hall - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chapman_%26_Hall   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon have a look at a machine for forcing trees to return your affection and then they witness the latest developments in androids – they can smile now listener. Finally, in an extraordinary development, all the threads are pulled together as they take a visit to a very small place in Germany.  Tree hugging machine - https://www.instagram.com/p/C4uGkCjoteN/   Smiling Robots - https://www.npr.org/2024/06/29/nx-s1-5022578/robot-smile-face-skin-uncanny-valley   Wikipedia - Velsdorf - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Velsdorf   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Simon calls in to help  Dean criticise a coffee shop that demands to see the customers’ smile, then an analysis of a surfing competition for dogs descends into spoilers for the first ten minutes of The Walking Dead: Daryl Dixon. Finally, marsupials are discussed and Dean reveals which former guest is a Taco Bell hound.   Shop that makes you smile for the camera before you are allowed in - https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/1e6lj6p/a_cafe_has_developed_a_sensor_whose_door_only/   Dog surfing competition - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m6TXBzUV9g   Wikipedia – Calaby's Pademelon - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calaby%27s_pademelon    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon look at mascot for a defunct fast-food chain with baldness and depression and then Simon grills Dean on his dog habits as they look at a dog’s bandana/billboard. They finish off by ranking the intolerances in a science heavy Random Wikipedia Article Section.  Nathan Rabin’s article on Rax’s Mr Delicious advertising campaign - https://www.nathanrabin.com/happy-place/2020/11/9/the-short-sad-strange-life-of-mr-delicious   ‘I love my wife’ dog bandana for dogs -  https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/196279353108?itmmeta=01J47HS0BF0BFNQD257SDQ4JDJ&hash=item2db3293f14:g:jSQAAOSwdjZl5-5q&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAAwD70vGZcseqL6ytJuPqIOCip9oYmt%2BdXrtYnzVuBJVVXtMsRYFOS7xacL7UcgT84wus9rtPXT8%2FWyzpthAleNg8UGVFN31MVB1ojP1c%2BJNXagtlxBEHUUgweC4O8%2FqHa7yuSgNGLyGJG1WRVa3QwRRf9pv%2FyMWqMI5Wz1ZQuiG6vrCVtgPcvXFIejUnjHBGobbFOAvqCQU2GTWKGX0ShGJK7H8%2BZPf6wwjgfu2ILMPRNI6jxFnibFxKKZDU30x1ybg%3D%3D%7Ctkp%3ABk9SR-qF5PGhZA   Wikipedia – Lactate racemase - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lactate_racemase   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Charlie Webster rejoins your hosts to search for fun. Dean brings up nude cyclists and Simon lets the group know about a foul fowl product. Charlie tells everyone about some crud he’s collecting and storing in his basement and then the three of them reminisce about bygone bovine emergencies as they besmirch an Italian luthier.  Naked bike ride Cardiff 2024 picture gallery - https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/gallery/14-daring-pictures-people-cycle-29540179   Virgin boy egg video - https://youtu.be/rPIvDJG1etI?feature=shared   Virgin boy egg Wikipedia - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_boy_egg   Wikipedia – Carlo Raspagni - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlo_Raspagni   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean complains about children’s television again but this time it's about a theme song so that’s a bit different I guess? Then, Simon tells Dean about a pop-star's yeast extract in a section which listeners will either love or hate. They finish off the episode by finding out where Dean hasn’t been and Dean reveals his most reactionary opinion.  Peter Rabbit theme song - https://youtu.be/8xLq3q63NQk?si=0Grze1m7Glc2c70L   Elton John Marmite - https://imgur.com/xsrSQQF   Wikipedia – Borth Lifeboat Station - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borth_Lifeboat_Station   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode; Dean and Simon have a look at an artist’s rendering of a lady from a famous song, take a trip to America to look at their gumwalls and then read a Wikipedia article that has been seemingly written by, and for, Aliens. Lady in Red Painting - https://imgur.com/tZ87q95   Seattle gumwall - https://www.pikeplacemarket.org/vendor/the-gum-wall/    San Luis Obispo gumwall - https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Attraction_Review-g33026-d249402-Reviews-Bubblegum_Alley-San_Luis_Obispo_San_Luis_Obispo_County_California.html   Wikipedia – Outline of Sports - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outline_of_sports   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, talk turns to Mr Blobby again as Dean and Simon look at a local football kit. They move on to discuss literature and cats and finish off by finding out about a famous man that designed bridges and tunnels or something.Llantwit Major FC Mr Blobby Goalkeeper Kit - https://www.thekitman.co.uk/llantwit-major-afc-2023-24-mr-blobby-goalkeeper-kit/Meow: A Novel - Meow: A Novel (The Meow Library): Amazon.co.uk: Austen, Sam: 9798988647706: BooksWikipedia - David Hay (Engineer) - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Hay_(engineer) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode Dean and Simon take a romantic/spooky boat ride, visit a Danish Bell Museum and have a learn about an erotic master of the graphite pencil.  Tunnel of Love article - https://www.thevintagenews.com/2023/07/05/tunnel-of-love/  Dansk Klokkemuesum - https://klokkemuseum.dk/  Wikipedia - Olaf Odegaard - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olaf_Odegaard  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean asks Simon if he can explain the popularity of a particular TikTok video but Simon gets sidetracked by an irrelevance. In part two they have a look at a company that sells weird shower curtains. Part three brings a brain-melting Random Wikipedia Article section where a retired boat is discussed fully and frankly, bar a couple of tangents.  Hawk Tuah Girl article 1 - https://www.thecut.com/article/hawk-tuah-girl-viral-tiktok-video-explained.html  Hawk Tuah Girl article 2 - https://www.dazeddigital.com/fashion/article/62978/1/hawk-tuah-spit-that-thang-viral-sex-girl-hailey-welch-just-dropped-merch-summer  Celebrity Shower Curtains - https://pixels.com/shop/shower+curtains/celebrity  Wikipedia – Berge Fjord - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berge_Fjord  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean garners support for his hatred of people lounging in pubs, Simon put on a skin-suit show, everyone is mean about an American quiz show and then a foul mouth Australian shows up.  'Like Living Organisms' by Local Androids (Not safe for work) - https://vimeo.com/44993153    National Bible Bee – A girl recites a Bible passage from memory - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D0vkhk9D44&list=PLYdQ5dB7o5jzTp_3E2qK-A-0bXqvh7m8W   Wikipedia – Freight Train Heart - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freight_Train_Heart  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon have a lovely time talking toilet about a possibly treasonous advertising campaign and a gadget that can help you count how many beers you’ve been drinking. Also, they have a look at a timeless sumo wrestler.  Prince William advert - https://imgur.com/Zgr9yQp   Piers Morgan advert - https://imgur.com/FJJg3UA   Beer counter - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B002CM25V6?tag=toorich-21&linkCode=ogi&th=1   Wikipedia - Onigatani Saiji  - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onigatani_Saiji   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 101: “Gazumped by Wellard” (with Dave Steele and Michael McCann)  In this episode, Dean and Simon call upon Mike and Dave to help them learn about a Mr Bean themed nightclub, the early stand-up career of a Hollywood star and a fragment of the gemstone industry.  Photos from the Mr Bean Bar in Vietnam - https://imgur.com/Cb0OpBL   Josh Peck’s stand-up routine on the Rosie O’Donnell show - https://youtu.be/xbSMTZvRUG8?si=YdN6NIn3a3DfnPl7   Wikipedia – WP Diamonds - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WP_Diamonds   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon invite John Rain (Smersh Pod, https://linktr.ee/itsjohnrain) along to celebrate reaching a hundred episodes. All your favourite topics are covered; RoboCop, defunct high-street shops, gout, naughty pet dinners, race science, light entertainers from the 70s/80s and much much more!  Robocop 2014 shows off his lungs - https://youtu.be/UFuxiZFwDPs   Woolworths’ Jackie Chan Advert - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ewa8WzbpreY   John’s framed Copycats autographs - https://imgur.com/Vp7Eomk   Wikipedia – Frisian Literature -  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frisian_literature   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon get annoyed by a needlessly chatty dog waste collection bag and then they have a look at a product for chicken lovers with expensive phones. Also, space mushrooms.  Waste bag whimsy - https://imgur.com/bI2l7LX   Chicken phone case - https://www.amazon.co.uk/iphone-Chicken-Protective-Transparent/dp/B094GN4MXQ   Wikipedia - Cryomyces minteri - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryomyces_minteri   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, Dean and Simon have a look at a cheesy lump from Thailand and then get their noses all zazzed up with a magic machine. They also have a look at some flies and many valuable questions are asked and answered. Cheese burger video -  https://youtu.be/mB1HSHvq_sI    Nose trainer video - https://youtu.be/_6CfwT1r-8U   Wikipedia – Germariochaetini - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germariochaetini   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.