Who Are These Podcasts?

True Crime 204 is a podcast out of Winnipeg, Canada hosted by two tweens who just learned how to read/talk. Alright, some of that is not true but it's very close to reality. Jen from the Jingles Department joins us to make fun of this show, then eventually feel bad about it. This podcast was not fun to listen to but was a ton of fun to review. While to some it may seem like we're being very mean for no reason, the actual purpose of WATP is to get people like this to think twice before starting a podcast. Future hosts should ask themselves questions like, "Am I interesting to listen to?" "Can I pronounce words?" and "What's my mental disorder that I think I should be hosting a show when I'm a complete idiot and have nothing of value to contribute?" We are truly doing God's work. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's hard to have a brief discussion about The Alex Jones Show. Many people feel that this show is the main reason why Donald Trump is the president right now. Well, that and some poorly executed Facebook ads that Putin purchased with his AmEx back in September. Cros joins the show to discuss all things Alex Jones including some wild statements he's made in the past, what a typical episode sounds like, his endless supply of snake oil infused products, his cool bumpers, and of course the fact that he's bat-sh*t crazy. We also discuss Planet Maynard, the interview with Deana Marie, Cros's rebuttal to a game we recently played, and we tease next week's episode. It's a show jam packed with content that you need to know in order to keep your family safe from the globalists. One thing I've learned is that they are coming to get you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We were thrown a curve ball this week. Rather than the usual show format, I had a conversation with Deana Marie, the host of Twisted Philly. I was mainly interested in her obsession with negative reviews. I'm not saying everyone should be like us and read each of their one-star reviews on the show, but if you're going to put yourself out there you should learn how to deal with criticism in a healthy way (hint: offering a bounty for someone's identity may not be healthy). I think you'll find this conversation compelling. If not, I'm sure you'll let me know how shitty this one was... fucking Twitter. Keep sending us your show suggestions and constructive criticism - [email protected]. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're joined once again by Doug from Who's Right (@Whos_right_pod ). If anyone has a reason to hate us, it's Doug. First we bashed his show on episode 86. Then we had him cohost on a show that reviewed a three hour podcast about the earth being flat. And now he's listening to terrible video game music and nerds discussing topics that couldn't matter less. Sorry Doug. At the end of the show Karl shoehorns in more Isotopes music. Check out the band if you're interested: http://theisotopes.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we head back down under to review an Australian show called Planet Maynard... or Bunga Bunga... or something. If you like lots of random drops, background noise, a distracting amount of editing, and music beds for no reason, then you're an idiot. And also, you'll love Planet Maynard. Andy the GOAT is back on the show to play clips, some of which are correctly labeled. He also plays everyone's favorite game, Name the Worst Song by This Band I Just Said. Big thanks to Tim and Maynard for reaching out, these are good people. Cheers you blokes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Are you super proud of your lifestyle? Do you host a show about how awesome your life decisions are? Apparently these vegans think that the way they live their life is so amazing and important that you should listen to them explain how great they are. I don't know, I think you should create a show that features content that is interesting... but what do I know? We also talk about a podcast that is trying to shut us down. After reaching out to our hosting company and failing, The Vanished has decided that they'll demand iTunes take us down. They are literally trying to censor the Internet. Very progressive dummies. Good luck with that. Sorry this isn't Soviet Russia or Nazi Germany. This is a free country. Sucks for you. We also talk about a guy who is in the WATP hater hall of fame, John from the Brand X Podcast. He spends a lot of time explaining how we suck, most of which we agree with. It's also fun that he threatens physical violence. Hilarious jokes!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we review a show hosted by two guys named Bill who interview a celebrity whose first name is Bill. Just about everything in that previous sentence is false. It's just grown children playing pretend... poorly. Jen from the Jingles Department joins the show. She spent the week trying to pull clips and figure out her angle on the show. You know what she didn't spend the week doing? Recording more jingles. It's been a long freakin' time. Come on Jen!! We also spend some time talking about all of the hate we've been receiving recently. There are a lot of angry people on the internet. I wish these angry people would focus their efforts on something that is truly enraging - terrible improv comedy. There's a lot of it and it needs to be stopped! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This was a fun week. Doug from Who's Right joins us to discuss a group of people who think the Earth is flat and stationary. It turns out these dummies are very bad at reasoning. Also, these dummies are dumb. Surprising. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we spread holiday cheer by reviewing a snoozefest called The Unwritable Rant. Somehow this podcast has interviewed Anthony Cumia, Jim Norton, Ari Shaffir, Charlie Daniels and many other celebrities who are way too good for this show. But it's not just interviews. The often blurry Juliette Miranda also explains how Wild Turkey tastes and tells you boring stories from her life. Who's Juliette Miranda you ask? Great question. Kevin joins the show to talk about driving to the new Star Wars movie. Well, at least I think it was the new Star Wars movie. I can't remember if he clarified that or not. We also play a game, read new reviews, and reveal the sentence of the week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Who's Right is a podcast who asked us to review their show. The last time that happened Everyone Has a Podcast got extremely butt hurt and their mom called our mom. And then we got in trouble. Hopefully this one turns out better. Joe joins the show once again and for some reason promotes heroin use. He is extremely pro heroin. Good luck with that Joe. We also discuss Net Neutrality for no reason whatsoever. What is this, a show that deals with topical issues? I sure hope not. Who would care what Karl Aspergers has to say? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WATP is taking the week off, but we did record 30 new seconds of audio and we typed this entire sentence. So.... Kevin and Karl review a podcast called SnatchThatWeave, episode entitled STW vs. EVERYBODY. Unfortunately the podcast doesn't feature snatches or even weaving for that matter which is a bummer because Kevin bought a loom specifically in preparation for this week. Thankfully, he was able to sell the loom on Craigslist albeit at a significant loss. Anyways, enjoy listening to a couple of white guys act like they know something about anything. We have to go now, Five Guys is about to close. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One of the best segments of any morning radio show is when the hosts play games with callers. So it makes sense to have a podcast with only games. How could you possibly fuck that up? Well, here's how. You play games that are sent in by listeners that make zero sense and lead to awkward improv exercises. Also, you have a low-energy dolt make up theme songs for each game. Andy joins the show to help us understand that despite the terrible execution of this podcast, it wasn't the worst thing we've ever heard. It was actually almost good. I'm still not sure how that makes sense. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The podcast we review this week has a unique format. A gay man (Dylan Marron) puts out provocative videos meant to get a reaction out of people with a conservative ideology. When he gets that reaction in the comments section, he calls that person. That conversation is this podcast. It's a fascinating construct, he gets to be both the instigator as well as the victim. Before you listen to this show I want to warn you that we talk about trigger warnings. If that's something you're uncomfortable with you should probably skip it. We're very happy to have Kevin back on the show along with a guest appearance from Steve Harvey. We read some recent iTunes reviews and reveal Karl's new nickname (according to Twitter). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Remember that show Loveline? People would call in with their problems in order to get expert advice from Dr. Drew Pinsky. Comedian Adam Carolla was quick with hilarious quips, making the advice-style show entertaining. This week we listened to a show that misses the mark on this format in every possible way. The podcast is called "what's ur problem" and it is almost perfectly terrible. We're joined by WATP first-timer Todd Gursslin, cohost of Hate This Podcast. Todd learns what it's like to be forced to listen to a terrible podcast, and he's angry about it. You can never unhear what's ur problem. Sorry dude. Check out Todd's show: http://hatethispodcast.podomatic.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we listen to a show that is purposely awkward and completely devoid of any comedic value. The extremely old and boring KarenLee Poter talks to her unfunny stand-up comedian son about sex. Here's the joke - the old woman loves sex. Get it? Both of these dummies are trying to turn themselves into personalities based on this boring premise. We also discuss the reaction of the Cum Boys from last week and other things that you may or may not find interesting. Oh, and Jen from the Jingles Department joins the show! YAY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is an interesting podcast. It seems like it's for 14 year olds, but for some reason it has thousands of fans. Andy (the GOAT) is back and he doesn't understand the mass appeal at all. We also address the recent shit storm from Twitter over our review of Everyone Has A Podcast (EHAP). Holy shit they suck. Zero sense of humor. We don't usually say this but fuck those assholes. They suck. For reelz. It's embarrassing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we review propaganda disguised as comedy. The production is fantastic. The content is garbage. Cros joins us to explain how the execution of their jokes miss every time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bryon and Adam live in Canada. That's cool. The problem is, they also have a podcast. Ugh. It is not good. There's no format and, for some reason, they consider it to be a comedy show. There have been no laughs... none! Joe joins the show this week to dissect this garbage. Plug your nose and listen to the latest offering from WATP! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we venture down to Texas to listen to two under-educated bros tell us about a haunted couch. Emily Prokop from The Story Behind podcast joins us to explain how you don't have to leave coughing and other disgusting mouth noises in your podcast. If you're one of the Michaels who hosts this audible garbage that you call a podcast, get out a pen and paper, and then stab yourself repeatedly with the pen. We also read some recent posts from the Dick Show's subreddit that provide constructive feedback such as suck sh*t and get f*cked. Enjoy. Check out Emily's show: http://thestorybehindpodcast.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week WATP reviews the Dick Show. Vinnie Paulino joins us to bring a healthy dose of Goss. Not really, he has no idea what that means and neither do we. It's another week where we learn new things like the formula for comedic ranting. And also, that Maddox sucks. If you're confused it's because you're a fan of WATP, and we appreciate that. If you're not confused then chances are you'll be giving us a one star review on iTunes. Fuck you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two guys do a podcast. Where have we heard that before? There's nothing special or interesting about the show, they just read stuff off the internet and have boring conversations about it. It's a yawn factory. This week Andy is back to explain why this pod should not exist and somehow Karl is the guy apologizing. Whatever. These guys thoroughly suck. However, thanks to Derek for listening and asking for the review. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One of WATP's favorite podcasts is How Did This Get Made. A show that features comedians reviewing movies that are terrible, it's often times hilarious. Unfortunately, we listened to a show that wants to be HDTGM but is not. God Awful Movies features three atheists who laugh. And laugh. And laugh. Jen from the Jingles Department joins the show to listen to Karl wax poetic on this week's show, a could miss episode of WATP. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two guys quit their jobs and got rid of most of their stuff. That's the whole story. And yet, there's a podcast, multiple books, a documentary, and an ongoing tour all about it. Mark joins Karl to share his disdain of these two gentlemen who he affectionately refers to as "asshats." Seriously people, if there's something we're missing let us know. It's not that complicated, right? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cros shows up to do the heavy lifting while we review one of the most popular podcasts of all time. And by all time we mean since 2009. It's not that impressive. Karl is a fan of the pod, Cros used to be a fan but stopped for many reasons that will become evident quickly and then slowly. After an exhaustive review of the show they play a new track from their band the Isotopes - www.theisotopes.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After a few months hiatus, Kevin returns to the show to review OBDM. Kevin definitely listened to this pod but I'm not sure Nic Cage or Cobra Commander bothered with any prep work. Either way it was nice to bring back some old favorites. And by favorites we mean ne'er-do-wells. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Some comedian you've never heard lives with another comic you've never seen. The roommate tells a story that is pointless and likely made up. That makes up 100% of the content of this show and we review it. Andy joins WATP to listen to a hungover Karl talk too much. Then we talk about Twitter haters and tease the next episode, which is everyone's favorite part of the show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Someone who hated WATP, and made it be known on iTunes, is a huge fan of this show. Listen, we're not for everyone, we understand that. But we're at least 10,000 times better than this piece of crap show starring a nobody named Scott Rizzuto. This St. Louis morning drive radio show turned podcast is a dud. Jen from the Jingles Department joins us to explain how this show was so bad that she started to like it. Karl disagrees. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WATP takes a break from punching down and reviews a podcast you may have heard of and possibly heard. WTF with Marc Maron is a good show... but it could be better. Chris joins the show to agree with Karl on every point and also make mouth noises. Still not convinced you should listen to this episode? Here's a selling point, it's way funnier than WTF. Granted, that's not hard to do. Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Vinnie Paulino joins the show this week to discuss a podcast that reviews other podcasts. It's pretty freakin' meta. The premise alone really puts the Shun in Inception. Unfortunately, Podcasts Are Wonderful doesn't really execute on their claim. Turns out to just be a couple of dummies unsuccessfully performing improv. And you know how much we love that. We also address recent reviews on our iTunes page which continue to be less than constructive. Apparently the fans of Rovers Morning Glory don't have a great sense of humor. Shocking!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's a packed show this week as we analyze Speed Dial from the MTV Podcast Network as well as read through many recent reviews for WATP on iTunes. Wow, apparently we suck. Hard. Fun stuff. Joe, best known for looking similar to Andy, joins the show to review a podcast that's not too thrilled with "Whitey." Fortunately WATP is there to spread a message of unity and inclusiveness . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we review The Weed Show which is hosted by the zany Chris Iacono. And by zany I mean retarded. It's apparently a show that is made for stoners but we've never met a stoner who was interested in talking about lizard people. If you're the kind of person who likes their comedy podcasts to have zero jokes and a dash of anti-semitism than you're going to love The Weed Show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

For this week's show we change up the format. Twin brothers Andy and Joe join Karl to review two podcasts - Marvel Movie News and DC Movie News. The brothers' job is to convince Karl that the pod they reviewed is the worst. It's a nail biter. Will it be the sad DC fans who watch movies that suck? Or the terrible broadcasters that have hopped onto the Marvel bandwagon? Spoiler - no one really cares. Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we are joined by a very special guest, Jen from the jingles department. Not only can this girl sing about bag slapping, she can also shit on people's art. Wow, the complete package. Mike and Tom Eat Snacks is a show where two semi-famous comedians eat and rate snacks. We thought this show might not completely suck but alas, we could not have been more wrong. Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two guys who think they have the world figured out do a podcast about how awesome they are. No, this is not the description for WATP. It's the Drew & Kevin Adventure, previously titled Millennial Madness. Mark joins Karl on the show to talk about these two clowns who threaten to have four hour long podcasts in the future. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WATP is back with a new episode that doesn't sound like complete garbage. We listened to a brand new NPR show that is targeted to... toddlers? grown-ups? nobody? It's hard to say who would want to listen to this clusterfuck of a podcast. One thing is quite obvious, this show is not targeting our guest host Crosier who finds the podcast has a grand total of zero redeeming qualities. Wow in the World is a bad concept that's further hindered by poor execution. We also read a new itunes review; spoiler alert - it's not good. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Vinnie Paulino joins as our guest host and we suffer through Hard and Soft. This is a show from UC Berkeley that couldn't be more PC if it were a computer running Windows. Unfortunately I fucked up and the audio on this one is not good. It starts bad, gets worse, then gets better around the 43 minute mark for some reason. We also debut a new jingle. The Bag Slappers are back... in the morning! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WATP is back people. We begin the next era of the show, the era that will one day be known as the one without the funny guy. This week we listen to two people who don't like X-Men comic books... they LOVE them! Karl is joined by guest co-host Andy who manages to offend everyone within earshot. Also, we use a brand new mic that's a little hot so apologies that it sounds like you're inside our mouths from time to time. By the way, Kevin used to write these descriptions and he was much better at it. Enjoy the show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Do you like Indiana Jones? So do we! Do you like podcasts? Same here! Are you excited to listen to a show that focuses on a 60 second section from Temple of Doom? Neither were we. Also, we hear some big news about the future of WATP, read a review from someone who hates us, and tease another show that will likely suck. Don't miss it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The newest esisode of WATP features a review of a show all about model trains. Model trains are cool when you're a little kid (they're no LEGO, but we digress). However, when you're an adult it is usually a good sign that you are lonely or just enjoy tiny versions of things. Learn which one you are by listening to Kevin and Karl dissect yet another gem of a show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Think you can be a model? Of course you can, if you listen to WATP that is. This week we review Best Modeling Tips Podcast with Kim Calera. Kim is a model and has a whole bunch of tips for how to become a model like... well... being beautiful. That's an important one. Listen to Kevin and Karl as they collect all these fascinating tips and find out if they too can become international models. (hint: they can) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week's episode features our review of a show called The Comedy Button. A show that is more button than comedy or something, we don't know... we haven't thought of any jokes for this episode description. Karl is in Vegas and Kevin is in his boring apartment for this one and miraculously no impressions were attempted by Kevin (actually he tried to put a Nic Cage in but thought better of it). Anyways, the Comedy Button is a show that you can listen to if you like to listen to things. How's that for a quick review? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on WATP we tackle the highly popular podcast, S-Town. If you're a fan of S-Town then you know that listening and reviewing just episode 1 might not capture everything but Kevin and Karl do their best to introduce you to John B. Mclemore and his series of unfortunate events. Enjoy yer gooch meat! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're back after our short hiatus and coming at ya with a new WATP. This week it's a show called The Happy Homeschool. A show that will make you appreciate your public schooling a butt-ton more than you used to. Imagine not being able to pass notes or shoot spitballs or skip class because your parents are the teachers... yuck. Anyways, Cobra Command calls in and Nic Cage drops by for no reason at all than Kevin gets bored half-way through the review. Karl keeps it on schedule and makes sure the impression don't get out of hand. So get your hall pass ready, chumps! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on WATP we bring you The Higherside Chats. We actually enjoyed this show and Kevin is a semi-regular listener. It's one of these "conspiracy theory" type shows so if you're into that or just want to hear two hosts make goofy noises and stuff, then check out this week's show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on WATP we reviewed a show that actually asked to be reviewed. Who'd a thunk it? It's called Three Angry Nerds and it features three angry nerds as hosts. Once again, Kevin is underprepared and sleep deprived but Karl pulls the slack (and slaps his own bag) for the show. We talk about comics and Star Wars and Nic Cage even stops by to tell us his thoughts. It's two nerds talking about three nerds. Give it a listen! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on WATP we spend way too long talking about a previous episode and their opinions of us. Then we spend way too long reviewing a podcast that only deserved a passing mention. Yes, we reviewed Step by Stapp's review of us and then a show called Pickup Lines: The Good, The Bad, The Ugly. Kevin and Karl (Kenan and Kel) speak about how feelings got hurt and Kevin explains why he is a bleeding heart liberal. It's like you're getting two episodes in one this week, people. Be happy this entertainment is free. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hiya folks, it's new episode time. This is our 50th show which means WATP will be getting its AARP card in the mail shortly. In honor of our 50th episode we reviewed a show called An Older Gay Guy Show. What does this older guy talk about, you ask? Dick... lots and lots of dick talk. So if you don't like hearing about male genitalia or what comes out of said genitalia, then I would recommend you listen to something else this week. If you are cool with that stuff and wanna here Kevin and Karl fidget and squirm around hearing about these topics, then by all means give this shit a listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WATP is back and better than never! We had a short hiatus to revamp our logo and website and this week we bring you a brand-new review of a show called Hey Beautiful. We are still puzzled as to what the show is about but we think it's a show about being positive in a world filled with phonies-baloneys. Kevin and Karl discuss farts too, well mostly Kevin discusses farts but it's a team effort in the end. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's Super Bowl week and WATP upped the testosterone by reviewing a show with two female hosts called The Anna and Susannah Show. These are a couple of funny ladies who joke about pregnancies and other things that probably don't need to be joked about. Oh, did we mention they are also super religious... because that's fun too. Kevin and Karl have fun with some ecards and Shaq stops by. It's a hoot, people. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to another week of WATP! Our show this week is none other than the fringe-centric Blurry Photos. Do you like ghosts, Bigfoot, Mothman, or any of that stuff? Well look elsewhere because this show makes sure you get your fill of "comedy" instead of any real discussion of the topics at hand. That being said, Kevin and Karl do try to lend some humor to the show by essentially taking a giant Sasquatch-size poopy on it all. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices