Who Are These Podcasts?

We finally got around to reviewing George Ouzounian's podcast. Somehow we were able to "do an hour" on just one episode. These dummies think their debate show can discuss whether or not marketing is "evil." Wow! Jen from the Jingle's Department (the hole) joins us once again. After dissecting Maddox's pod, we check in once again with Opie Radio. Spoiler - it just keeps getting more and more the same. We finally have a hotline that you can call and leave us your voicemails. Looking forward to doing a lot more show prep... NOT! Update: thanks to @SteveTorelli for creating this artwork: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Crosier is back on the show to discuss a very popular "comedy" podcast hosted by 90s celebrity RuPaul and hanger-on Michelle Visage. These people talk for days but we're not quite sure what they're talking about or why they're talking. We also discuss some big WATP news including the latest with Anthony Cumia, Stuttering John Melendez, Geno Bisconte, and President Trump. I think the Boss even makes an appearance or two. Finally, we wrap up by reading some extremely negative one-star reviews on our iTunes page. The Cum Boys are not fans. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's another week, another podcast to review. I'll be honest, I am super distracted by the World Cup. But that didn't stop us from listening to hours of Papa's Basement, a show that should be much better than it is. They've been at it for almost ten years. That's ten with a capital one. Doug from Who's Right joins us this week to also discuss Cum Town's response to our show and another check-in with Opie Radio. It's a jam-packed show. On a totally different note, I went to brunch this morning and was reminded of my two favorite bumper stickers of all time - "Tennis is My Racket" and "I Dig Archeology." Brilliant. Also, this is my new favorite thing ever: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kevin is back to talk about the extremely bitter and untalented Stuttering John Melendez. He has no business putting out a podcast - there's no format, no production, and the guy doesn't even stutter anymore. So what are we even doing?? We also drop in on what's new with Opie Radio. This is the gift that keeps on giving. It's better than Sock Fancy (and I should know, I'm a subscriber). Make sure to subscribe to WATP and support our brand new sponsor - Sock Fancy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We get off to a slow start, there's a lot to talk about recent WATP happenings and apparently we're bad at that. However, once we start rolling on the train wreck that is Heather Dubrow and her entitled assistant you can't stop the fun. Don't even try. Andy "the GOAT" joins the show along with the DEUCE, our Real Housewives of Orange County expert. After reviewing a terrible podcast we spend some time reflecting on the aftermath of our Opie Radio episode. We play clips from Anthony Cumia talking about it, Jim and Sam, Chip Chipperson, and even SaiyanZ Entertainment. We also read reviews from people who don't think as highly of us as we do. Inconceivable. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are off this week but looking forward to addressing many of the comments about Opie Radio next weekend. In the meantime, here's one of our most popular shows to date. Cros shows up to do the heavy lifting while we review one of the most popular podcasts of all time. And by all time we mean since 2009. It's not that impressive. Karl is a fan of the pod, Cros used to be a fan but stopped for many reasons that will become evident quickly and then slowly. After an exhaustive review of the show they play a new track from their band the Isotopes - www.theisotopes.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the topic of conversation is Gregg "Opie" Hughes, well known from the Opie and Anthony show. Gregg was fired from Sirius XM in 2017 but he's back in 2018 with... a terrible podcast. There's no flow, nothing interesting, no rhyme or reason for this show to exist. Guys in their 50s and 60s stand around and make small talk. Brother Wease must be proud of his protégé. Jen from the Jingles Department joins the show to agree with everything Karl has to say. And she's right! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Crosier is back, and this time it's to discuss the Ronnie Mund Show. Also featured on this show is a guy named Howard Stern. We both ramble on and on about a bunch of stuff. We definitely didn't talk enough about how awesome Richard Christy is at drumming or how insufferable Lena Dunham is. Next time. Baba booey! Baba booey! Howard Stern's penis! Hit 'em with the Hein! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you like true crime, Van Morrison, and good rock music, than this is not the show for you. It's surprising how much work goes into producing this cornball's podcast. There's a ton of stuff going on here, just nothing that anyone would find "interesting" or "entertaining." Chris joins the show to defend Van Morrison and play embarrassing audio of himself as a child. If you find any of our opinions about Disgraceland, Van Morrison or the album Astral Weeks to be incorrect, keep it to yourself Crosier. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's about time we reviewed a spooky show here on WATP. The show is called NoSleep Podcast and I can tell you with certainty that if you listen you will most likely sleep comfortably. This is a scripted fiction show of "scary" stories featuring creepy kids and stuff. We have a guest on the show this week to help us out. His name is Vinnie Paulino and you can check HIM out on his OWN program, The Rochester Show (available on rocpodcasts.com and on youtube and everywhere else). Vinnie helps Karl and Kevin get through yet another brilliant show where the kids sound like they've smoked six packs of Kools and are about to start their shifts running the Gravitron at your local carnival. Enjoy the ridiculousness! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Doug from Who's Right joins us this week to analyze a show that no one has ever heard before - Not Another NERDY Podcast. What are these guys doing? They talk about winning $88 at a casino, moving boxes of comic books from their basement, a Moe's opening up near their house... have they never heard a podcast before? This is definitely a "shooting fish in a barrel" edition of WATP. If garbage podcasts didn't exist and we had to make up shitty shows to goof on, I couldn't possibly make up a show this shitty. It would seem too unrealistic. Anyway, I guess The Big Bang Theory is a popular show and maybe someone likes this. Perhaps there's an audience for this nonsense. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we review a show that somehow has a worse iTunes rating than WATP. Andy is in the studio while Joe calls in to talk about his new vegetarian lifestyle and breathe heavily into the phone. I Am Rapaport is hosted by Michael Rapaport, a guy who's famous enough to hang out with other D List celebrities like Kathy Griffin. Did you see that apology video where she wasn't wearing make-up?? WTF? Anyway, we have a good time with the podcast this week. Listen through to the end and you'll hear us address the audio issues from Joe's terrible set up. Live and learn. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kevin is back to review a podcast that reviews Yelp reviews. Great premise. How do they do on the execution you ask? Well, if you like middle aged guys who read out loud using silly voices and references to comedy bits that were popular in the 70s, you would be the first person ever. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's yet another installment of our ongoing educational series - How Not to Podcast. This show is a gem. When you can decipher what the two hosts and producer Mr. Google are saying it's amazing. It should be transcribed and released in paperback. Nick Bailey, cohost of the Fancounters podcast (http://fancounters.libsyn.com/), makes his WATP debut. We talk a lot about how he's a "nice guy" and probably doesn't deserve the social media backlash that's about to be unleashed. I'm just thankful he found this show. It is nothing if not entertaining. If you're one of the people who listen to this show hoping to be outraged, thanks for subscribing! Hopefully you don't also read these descriptions. You should really value your time more than you do currently. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We made it bay bee!! Episode number 100, the show where we finally roast ourselves. Karl is joined by (in order of importance) Kevin, Andy, Cros, Joe, and Chris. Everyone takes their shots at the most poorly reviewed show of all time. And then we find out this isn't the most poorly reviewed show of all time. D'oh!! Huge thanks to additional contributors including Who's Right, The Story Behind, Planet Maynard, Jen from the Jingles Department and Marcus from the UK. The image we used for this show was a gift from Chris who brought over some bubbly for us to enjoy. You may notice us having more fun than usual... thanks Chris! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

History Dweebs reached out to us and asked us to review their show. They are also big supporters of WATP and freedom of speech so, while it was tough to sh*t on them, we somehow found a way. Andy, the GOAT, joins the show and brings a "bit." We also read a bunch of negative iTunes review. Most importantly, we tease episode number 100. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys are back after a brief hiatus, during which nothing at all happened concerning the show. We discuss two guys discussing The New Adventures of He-Man. The architects of the internet should be proud. Joe comes on the show along with his more famous brother Andy. Even though it appears the Hindsight boys will be hanging it up, we offer many constructive ideas on how they might improve their show. Ideas like, "editing." It's pretty groundbreaking! Don't forget to give us a five star review on iTunes if you haven't already. We now have a league-leading 157 one star reviews, so we don't need anymore of those. We're good. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a bonus episode where I admit that I was forced to take down episodes 88 and 97 due to cyberbullying. Anyone who is interested in my response to a bunch of strangers hoping to get me fired can check it out. Spoiler - they're all heroes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

True Crime 204 is a podcast out of Winnipeg, Canada hosted by two tweens who just learned how to read/talk. Alright, some of that is not true but it's very close to reality. Jen from the Jingles Department joins us to make fun of this show, then eventually feel bad about it. This podcast was not fun to listen to but was a ton of fun to review. While to some it may seem like we're being very mean for no reason, the actual purpose of WATP is to get people like this to think twice before starting a podcast. Future hosts should ask themselves questions like, "Am I interesting to listen to?" "Can I pronounce words?" and "What's my mental disorder that I think I should be hosting a show when I'm a complete idiot and have nothing of value to contribute?" We are truly doing God's work. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's hard to have a brief discussion about The Alex Jones Show. Many people feel that this show is the main reason why Donald Trump is the president right now. Well, that and some poorly executed Facebook ads that Putin purchased with his AmEx back in September. Cros joins the show to discuss all things Alex Jones including some wild statements he's made in the past, what a typical episode sounds like, his endless supply of snake oil infused products, his cool bumpers, and of course the fact that he's bat-sh*t crazy. We also discuss Planet Maynard, the interview with Deana Marie, Cros's rebuttal to a game we recently played, and we tease next week's episode. It's a show jam packed with content that you need to know in order to keep your family safe from the globalists. One thing I've learned is that they are coming to get you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We were thrown a curve ball this week. Rather than the usual show format, I had a conversation with Deana Marie, the host of Twisted Philly. I was mainly interested in her obsession with negative reviews. I'm not saying everyone should be like us and read each of their one-star reviews on the show, but if you're going to put yourself out there you should learn how to deal with criticism in a healthy way (hint: offering a bounty for someone's identity may not be healthy). I think you'll find this conversation compelling. If not, I'm sure you'll let me know how shitty this one was... fucking Twitter. Keep sending us your show suggestions and constructive criticism - [email protected]. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're joined once again by Doug from Who's Right (@Whos_right_pod ). If anyone has a reason to hate us, it's Doug. First we bashed his show on episode 86. Then we had him cohost on a show that reviewed a three hour podcast about the earth being flat. And now he's listening to terrible video game music and nerds discussing topics that couldn't matter less. Sorry Doug. At the end of the show Karl shoehorns in more Isotopes music. Check out the band if you're interested: http://theisotopes.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we head back down under to review an Australian show called Planet Maynard... or Bunga Bunga... or something. If you like lots of random drops, background noise, a distracting amount of editing, and music beds for no reason, then you're an idiot. And also, you'll love Planet Maynard. Andy the GOAT is back on the show to play clips, some of which are correctly labeled. He also plays everyone's favorite game, Name the Worst Song by This Band I Just Said. Big thanks to Tim and Maynard for reaching out, these are good people. Cheers you blokes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Are you super proud of your lifestyle? Do you host a show about how awesome your life decisions are? Apparently these vegans think that the way they live their life is so amazing and important that you should listen to them explain how great they are. I don't know, I think you should create a show that features content that is interesting... but what do I know? We also talk about a podcast that is trying to shut us down. After reaching out to our hosting company and failing, The Vanished has decided that they'll demand iTunes take us down. They are literally trying to censor the Internet. Very progressive dummies. Good luck with that. Sorry this isn't Soviet Russia or Nazi Germany. This is a free country. Sucks for you. We also talk about a guy who is in the WATP hater hall of fame, John from the Brand X Podcast. He spends a lot of time explaining how we suck, most of which we agree with. It's also fun that he threatens physical violence. Hilarious jokes!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we review a show hosted by two guys named Bill who interview a celebrity whose first name is Bill. Just about everything in that previous sentence is false. It's just grown children playing pretend... poorly. Jen from the Jingles Department joins the show. She spent the week trying to pull clips and figure out her angle on the show. You know what she didn't spend the week doing? Recording more jingles. It's been a long freakin' time. Come on Jen!! We also spend some time talking about all of the hate we've been receiving recently. There are a lot of angry people on the internet. I wish these angry people would focus their efforts on something that is truly enraging - terrible improv comedy. There's a lot of it and it needs to be stopped! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This was a fun week. Doug from Who's Right joins us to discuss a group of people who think the Earth is flat and stationary. It turns out these dummies are very bad at reasoning. Also, these dummies are dumb. Surprising. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we spread holiday cheer by reviewing a snoozefest called The Unwritable Rant. Somehow this podcast has interviewed Anthony Cumia, Jim Norton, Ari Shaffir, Charlie Daniels and many other celebrities who are way too good for this show. But it's not just interviews. The often blurry Juliette Miranda also explains how Wild Turkey tastes and tells you boring stories from her life. Who's Juliette Miranda you ask? Great question. Kevin joins the show to talk about driving to the new Star Wars movie. Well, at least I think it was the new Star Wars movie. I can't remember if he clarified that or not. We also play a game, read new reviews, and reveal the sentence of the week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Who's Right is a podcast who asked us to review their show. The last time that happened Everyone Has a Podcast got extremely butt hurt and their mom called our mom. And then we got in trouble. Hopefully this one turns out better. Joe joins the show once again and for some reason promotes heroin use. He is extremely pro heroin. Good luck with that Joe. We also discuss Net Neutrality for no reason whatsoever. What is this, a show that deals with topical issues? I sure hope not. Who would care what Karl Aspergers has to say? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WATP is taking the week off, but we did record 30 new seconds of audio and we typed this entire sentence. So.... Kevin and Karl review a podcast called SnatchThatWeave, episode entitled STW vs. EVERYBODY. Unfortunately the podcast doesn't feature snatches or even weaving for that matter which is a bummer because Kevin bought a loom specifically in preparation for this week. Thankfully, he was able to sell the loom on Craigslist albeit at a significant loss. Anyways, enjoy listening to a couple of white guys act like they know something about anything. We have to go now, Five Guys is about to close. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One of the best segments of any morning radio show is when the hosts play games with callers. So it makes sense to have a podcast with only games. How could you possibly fuck that up? Well, here's how. You play games that are sent in by listeners that make zero sense and lead to awkward improv exercises. Also, you have a low-energy dolt make up theme songs for each game. Andy joins the show to help us understand that despite the terrible execution of this podcast, it wasn't the worst thing we've ever heard. It was actually almost good. I'm still not sure how that makes sense. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The podcast we review this week has a unique format. A gay man (Dylan Marron) puts out provocative videos meant to get a reaction out of people with a conservative ideology. When he gets that reaction in the comments section, he calls that person. That conversation is this podcast. It's a fascinating construct, he gets to be both the instigator as well as the victim. Before you listen to this show I want to warn you that we talk about trigger warnings. If that's something you're uncomfortable with you should probably skip it. We're very happy to have Kevin back on the show along with a guest appearance from Steve Harvey. We read some recent iTunes reviews and reveal Karl's new nickname (according to Twitter). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Remember that show Loveline? People would call in with their problems in order to get expert advice from Dr. Drew Pinsky. Comedian Adam Carolla was quick with hilarious quips, making the advice-style show entertaining. This week we listened to a show that misses the mark on this format in every possible way. The podcast is called "what's ur problem" and it is almost perfectly terrible. We're joined by WATP first-timer Todd Gursslin, cohost of Hate This Podcast. Todd learns what it's like to be forced to listen to a terrible podcast, and he's angry about it. You can never unhear what's ur problem. Sorry dude. Check out Todd's show: http://hatethispodcast.podomatic.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we listen to a show that is purposely awkward and completely devoid of any comedic value. The extremely old and boring KarenLee Poter talks to her unfunny stand-up comedian son about sex. Here's the joke - the old woman loves sex. Get it? Both of these dummies are trying to turn themselves into personalities based on this boring premise. We also discuss the reaction of the Cum Boys from last week and other things that you may or may not find interesting. Oh, and Jen from the Jingles Department joins the show! YAY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is an interesting podcast. It seems like it's for 14 year olds, but for some reason it has thousands of fans. Andy (the GOAT) is back and he doesn't understand the mass appeal at all. We also address the recent shit storm from Twitter over our review of Everyone Has A Podcast (EHAP). Holy shit they suck. Zero sense of humor. We don't usually say this but fuck those assholes. They suck. For reelz. It's embarrassing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we review propaganda disguised as comedy. The production is fantastic. The content is garbage. Cros joins us to explain how the execution of their jokes miss every time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bryon and Adam live in Canada. That's cool. The problem is, they also have a podcast. Ugh. It is not good. There's no format and, for some reason, they consider it to be a comedy show. There have been no laughs... none! Joe joins the show this week to dissect this garbage. Plug your nose and listen to the latest offering from WATP! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we venture down to Texas to listen to two under-educated bros tell us about a haunted couch. Emily Prokop from The Story Behind podcast joins us to explain how you don't have to leave coughing and other disgusting mouth noises in your podcast. If you're one of the Michaels who hosts this audible garbage that you call a podcast, get out a pen and paper, and then stab yourself repeatedly with the pen. We also read some recent posts from the Dick Show's subreddit that provide constructive feedback such as suck sh*t and get f*cked. Enjoy. Check out Emily's show: http://thestorybehindpodcast.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week WATP reviews the Dick Show. Vinnie Paulino joins us to bring a healthy dose of Goss. Not really, he has no idea what that means and neither do we. It's another week where we learn new things like the formula for comedic ranting. And also, that Maddox sucks. If you're confused it's because you're a fan of WATP, and we appreciate that. If you're not confused then chances are you'll be giving us a one star review on iTunes. Fuck you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two guys do a podcast. Where have we heard that before? There's nothing special or interesting about the show, they just read stuff off the internet and have boring conversations about it. It's a yawn factory. This week Andy is back to explain why this pod should not exist and somehow Karl is the guy apologizing. Whatever. These guys thoroughly suck. However, thanks to Derek for listening and asking for the review. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One of WATP's favorite podcasts is How Did This Get Made. A show that features comedians reviewing movies that are terrible, it's often times hilarious. Unfortunately, we listened to a show that wants to be HDTGM but is not. God Awful Movies features three atheists who laugh. And laugh. And laugh. Jen from the Jingles Department joins the show to listen to Karl wax poetic on this week's show, a could miss episode of WATP. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two guys quit their jobs and got rid of most of their stuff. That's the whole story. And yet, there's a podcast, multiple books, a documentary, and an ongoing tour all about it. Mark joins Karl to share his disdain of these two gentlemen who he affectionately refers to as "asshats." Seriously people, if there's something we're missing let us know. It's not that complicated, right? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cros shows up to do the heavy lifting while we review one of the most popular podcasts of all time. And by all time we mean since 2009. It's not that impressive. Karl is a fan of the pod, Cros used to be a fan but stopped for many reasons that will become evident quickly and then slowly. After an exhaustive review of the show they play a new track from their band the Isotopes - www.theisotopes.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After a few months hiatus, Kevin returns to the show to review OBDM. Kevin definitely listened to this pod but I'm not sure Nic Cage or Cobra Commander bothered with any prep work. Either way it was nice to bring back some old favorites. And by favorites we mean ne'er-do-wells. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Some comedian you've never heard lives with another comic you've never seen. The roommate tells a story that is pointless and likely made up. That makes up 100% of the content of this show and we review it. Andy joins WATP to listen to a hungover Karl talk too much. Then we talk about Twitter haters and tease the next episode, which is everyone's favorite part of the show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Someone who hated WATP, and made it be known on iTunes, is a huge fan of this show. Listen, we're not for everyone, we understand that. But we're at least 10,000 times better than this piece of crap show starring a nobody named Scott Rizzuto. This St. Louis morning drive radio show turned podcast is a dud. Jen from the Jingles Department joins us to explain how this show was so bad that she started to like it. Karl disagrees. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WATP takes a break from punching down and reviews a podcast you may have heard of and possibly heard. WTF with Marc Maron is a good show... but it could be better. Chris joins the show to agree with Karl on every point and also make mouth noises. Still not convinced you should listen to this episode? Here's a selling point, it's way funnier than WTF. Granted, that's not hard to do. Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Vinnie Paulino joins the show this week to discuss a podcast that reviews other podcasts. It's pretty freakin' meta. The premise alone really puts the Shun in Inception. Unfortunately, Podcasts Are Wonderful doesn't really execute on their claim. Turns out to just be a couple of dummies unsuccessfully performing improv. And you know how much we love that. We also address recent reviews on our iTunes page which continue to be less than constructive. Apparently the fans of Rovers Morning Glory don't have a great sense of humor. Shocking!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's a packed show this week as we analyze Speed Dial from the MTV Podcast Network as well as read through many recent reviews for WATP on iTunes. Wow, apparently we suck. Hard. Fun stuff. Joe, best known for looking similar to Andy, joins the show to review a podcast that's not too thrilled with "Whitey." Fortunately WATP is there to spread a message of unity and inclusiveness . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we review The Weed Show which is hosted by the zany Chris Iacono. And by zany I mean retarded. It's apparently a show that is made for stoners but we've never met a stoner who was interested in talking about lizard people. If you're the kind of person who likes their comedy podcasts to have zero jokes and a dash of anti-semitism than you're going to love The Weed Show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

For this week's show we change up the format. Twin brothers Andy and Joe join Karl to review two podcasts - Marvel Movie News and DC Movie News. The brothers' job is to convince Karl that the pod they reviewed is the worst. It's a nail biter. Will it be the sad DC fans who watch movies that suck? Or the terrible broadcasters that have hopped onto the Marvel bandwagon? Spoiler - no one really cares. Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices