What would Brian Bevan say

The season comes to a flacid end with Price not having the resilience to stimulate his players. There's a Super League Bake Off final. Sam gives his review on the team but is it more of a public announcement? Dennis doesn't pull his finger out but puts his finger in, and Rob interviews Kevin Brown's Achilles heel. And just what is that on the front of Karl Fitzpatrick's M&S jumper?

The Podcast is delighted to be joined by Warrington Wolves' very own CEO Karl Fitzpatrick. We find out how Karl takes his shower, if he believes in ghosts, and what the reasoning was behind the departure of Kevin Brown. Dennis offers up a selection of tackle bag ideas to Karl, as we ponder just what is the average demographic of a Wolves fan? And we get an answer to the ultimate question: If we lose to Castleford, do the board and club custodians believe this year has been a success? But perhaps more importantly, did Mrs Fitzpartick have the wool pulled over her eyes during a visit to Cheshire Oaks? Enjoy.

Were the Wolves taken by surprise at Leeds? Steve Price seems to think so. Patton's registered yet another move, Dicky Agar's joined by human resources and Sir Robert Elstone's frying up an economic success with Madame Boyd. Sam takes a look at all the players' stats and the figures show a worrying slide, and Daniel continues Wire's descent with a downhill rant, before Rob plummets to an even deeper depth with a story of a ghostly spirit. So it's left to Dennis to provide a play-off format that could help Warrington ascend all the way back to the top.

There may be a slab of confection at the HJ but Wire are far from perfection, and has Patton invented a new play of the ball that’s about as useful as a chocolate fireguard? Dennis Revels in his idea of iBench, Sam misses out on a Flake but pervs on Stuart Pearce’s 6 inches, and it’s no Marathon as Rob reminisces about Headingley in the company of the women's indoor 60m British sprint champion.

The Podcast commemorates Salford's very own artist, LS Lowry, but is there any provenance to Steve Price's matchstick men? Rimmer takes aim on Bullseye, and we have a ticket to ride with the Wire team, on the buses. Sam reflects on the beauty of the A J Bell Stadium, Dennis shafts his tackle bags section with a players protection idea, and Rob, whilst high on drugs, dreams of Jenny Agutter dressed as a nurse.

An amazing day at Wembley sees the Warrington Wolves win the Challenge Cup with a magnificent victory over a dog shit St Helens - and is Daryl Clark so good he could win the Grand National? Rob offers up not one but two singalongs. Dennis is seated in the Royal Box, which leads to him setting up a meeting with Ralph Rimmer, and Sam continues on the piss come Sunday morning with a breakfast champagne.

With the listeners' negative comments about the Wire flooding in, the podcasters search for a "Patton" of positivity. Rimmer enters the Dragon's Den, and Panorama heads to the Balearics in search of Austin's left ankle. Sam lords on about his free ticket but Dennis may well just have top-trumped him, and "how's about that, then?" as Rob reminisces over a Cup final homecoming, which leaves the Podcast in a fix.

The podcasters receive a series of interruptions from an unwanted guest. Rimmer sets off in his van, al fresco to Tesco. With a youthful feel to Wire's line up against Saints, has Rob come up with a series of mathematical equations to disprove Sky & Steve Price’s theory? Also, Dennis takes Tackle Bags into a six million dollar future, and Sam, whilst half pissed, continues with his statistical bullshit.

Fashion gurus Halliwell Moans & Fletcher Treat critique Steve Price's bridal collection at Milan Fashion Week, and there's a new blockbuster film trailer featuring a Warrington Wolves star-studded cast. Dennis goes live and interactive during Tackle Bags (how could that possibly go wrong?). Sam dials in from the morning after his swingers camping weekend, and has Rob come down from cloud nine after correctly predicting the Catalans score?

The podcast celebrates the news Wire are bound for Wembley. There’s an appeal for Jack sightings, as the other Jack sets off on his journey to Featherstone. Sam overheats in the Spanish sun, Dennis steps his analysis up and Rob endeavours to flog T-shirts (especially to the ladies). And no second referendum required, following a landslide winner in Decxit.

Rugby League seems obsessed with 1% extra this week, but do the figures add up? And what calculation is really required if Barbara Windsor from Carry on Camping is to achieve a DD? Sam receives a letter of complaint about his "anything goes in the bar" comment, Dennis discovers there's more to Tony Smith's empire than coaching after Madame Boyd barks her orders, and did Rob find more than he bargained for while packing his suitcase for the family holiday? Oh, and young Callum meets his Wire hero when he interviews Josh Charnley.

The episode takes on a more conversational style with Richard Shaw-Wright from Forty20 podcast joining the show. But has Rob thrown Sam a hospital pass when he questions him on the topic of Women’s Rugby League? Dennis renames Hawkeye and searches TripAdvisor for a good night out in Wakefield. Also has Richard been paid this week and splashed out on a king prawn madras?

An episode not to be missed by any Wire fan, as GARETH WIDDOP joins Rob, Dennis and Sam on the podcast. In an hour-long interview we find out all about Gareth and what he's looking forward to once he arrives at the Warrington Wolves, but also just how professionally-focused he is in his current role as the St George Illawarra captain. Plus, there's music, highlights, and yes, even Gareth couldn't escape Dennis' tackle bags.

With Chris Hill seeking to rent out his terrace cottage in Golborne, was going on Britain's favourite daytime TV property show a good idea? Sam turns his attention to the perfect incline for a vineyard, Rob joins in on the theme by introducing Catalans' fullback as a mutant clone of the pinot noir variety, and Dennis tags along, making a disgusting attempt at the phonetic alphabet.

Does a Wire player hold the key to the mystery of the universe, or is Sam's letter from his mum more important? Rob reveals the secrets to his diet, as Dennis relives the days of sticky Betamax. And the Latin phrase Semper denim not de labore perfectly sums up Warrington's performance.

A magical weekend from the Wire, but is Dennis's hair standing on end because of his first podcast rant or the introduction of the Super League Van de Graaff? Sam's gone all cultured after his trip to the Chelsea Flower Show, and Rob turns back the clock to the Alex Murphy era when players dived for the line not worrying about getting scraped knees.

The podcast welcomes Tom Lineham, but just which Super League referee would Tom like to accompany him on a romantic weekend? Sam begrugingly reviews the Hull game as Rob foreshadows the death of the Great Barrier Reef. And has Dennis supersized a popular breakfast cereal to give Wire a competitive edge?

Dennis realises he has a conflicting appointment come Challenge Cup final day, Sam explains the playoff format but can't be arsed with Ratchford's kicking statistics, and back at the helm, Rob steers the podcast forward without the use of any momentum. Plus, there's a new boy band in town, and an advertisement for the new non-stick Kevin Sinfield cooking pan range.

It's Challenge Cup week, so there's been a shake up at the podcast with Dennis Waywell taking over the reins. Rob's been at the vino, leading to him getting 20 years of NRL fallacies off his chest, and we find out just what kind of sauce Mrs Sankey prefers on her sausage. Patton awaits approval from the patent office over his doodlebug kick, and we discover what Ralf Rimmer gets up to at the RFL.

To round off the week of What would Brian Bevan say bonus soundbites, we take a look back at Dennis' trip to the Halliwell Jones, including interviews with the fans, players, Steve Price and Karl Fitzpatrick.

The podcast returns from the Easter break. Dennis decides it's time to punish the players, there's some nostalgic commentary, Sam's finally turned his back on Dec, and have Warrington lost their mojo?

Investigative journalism by Dennis unearths what really happens at the disciplinary hearings, as he is escorted to the Ian Lenagan suite.

It's the Warrington Wolves Masterchef grand final, with contestants Blake Austin, Ben Currie and Dec Patton.

After a round of sceptical Man of Steel points, Dennis decides to take the matter on himself and find out what's really going on behind the scenes.

Warrington venture across the channel to play Catalans and are met with some bizarre french resistance.

Dennis Waywell records his first ever interview; but not all goes to plan.

Mike finally agrees to go out to dinner with Chris but can Warrington's captain persuade Mike that they can be more than just friends.

Even after the disappointment of losing to St Helens, the podcast team are still positive about the season ahead. With a look at collective nouns, doodlebug V1's and is an OAP set to take out Podcast Fan of the Week, there's plenty to be cheerful about, and has Dennis decided it's time for the players to get their legs-over during the Easter games?

This week we take a look forward to the Saints match with special guest Gareth Walker, rugby league correspondent for The Daily Mirror. Callum's curse strikes again, and there's a good old sing-along to accompany Joe Philbin, our happy forward. And, can the podcast fan of the week "wipe" out the competition and plunge the segment to new depths?

Congratulations to Dec and his partner on their newborn son Reggie. To celebrate the occasion, here's the bonus soundbite of Dec's patented new registered pass: The Stutter Pass.

A SPECIAL EXTRA DOWNLOAD: With the big game on Friday night approaching, Daily Mirror rugby league correspondent Gareth Walker joins Rob, Dennis and Sam on the podcast to pick their ultimate combined St Helens/Wire team.

Dennis receives news back from the patent office following his application to register 'Dec Patton's Stutter Pass', while Sam takes a look back at the history of rugby league in London. And can this week's podcast fan of the week really be true?

The podcast comes up with its first rant, but what do you expect when the topic of conversation is Ben Thaler? And is it time for Dec Patton to make his way to the patent office?

Dennis is on cloud nine after securing interviews (away from the dentist) with Steve Price and a new found bromance towards Karl Fitzpatrick, Sam has written 10 pages of statistics but will he ever have the chance to air them, and whilst trying to anchor the show Rob reaches new heights in sleep deprivation, plus there's technical interference on the podcast or is that just Dennis trying to open a packet of biscuits? Get all the reviews, Madame Boyd rumours and predictions here at: What would Brian Bevan Say.

The podcast records in front of a live studio audience, as the team interviews Sean Lawless from WiganTV. Has Sam completely run out of statistics, can Dennis persuade the President of French Rugby to deliver a case of Chardonnay to Glastonbury, and will Rob finally change his way of thinking and allow Dec Patton ten games?

Dennis is disappointed by Sam and Rob's negativity, but can Rob blame it on a 4 am wake up call? Callum's back, yet Madame Boyd is nowhere to be seen, and are Chris and Mike more than just good friends? Plus, it's the Warrington Wolves MasterChef grand final, and what on earth is going on at the headquarters of the Man of Steel?

After a couple of weeks off, What Would Brian Bevan Say is back. Dennis receives a delivery from Timothy Taylor and interviews Steve Price, but not all goes to plan. Mrs Sankey is still coming back down to earth after Sam's romantic weekend, and just what would Dec Patton cook in the Masterchef grand final? Plus, there's a youthful look to the podcast, the team reviews the Huddersfield match, and attendons avec impatience le jeu des Catalans.

Join the team at What would Brian Bevan say podcast for the third bonus soundbite. Requested by popular demand. Our Wilderspool.Don't forget the team at What would Brian Bevan say will be back next Monday with Episode 4 of the podcast.

Join the team at What would Brian Bevan say podcast for this second bonus soundbite. Requested by popular demand. Tyrone and his heater.

Join the team at What would Brian Bevan say podcast for this bonus soundbite. Requested by popular demand. Just how quick is the Super League video ref?

What would Brian Bevan say are back and there's love in the air! Join Rob London, Dennis Waywell and Sam Sankey as they review the Wire vs Hull KR game, Madame Boyd, a nostalgic Our Wilderspool tribute and just how quick is Ben Thaler with his video ref decisions?