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What would Brian Bevan say

What would Brian Bevan say

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Show overview

What would Brian Bevan say has been publishing since 2019, and across the 7 years since has built a catalogue of 209 episodes, alongside 27 trailers or bonus episodes. That works out to roughly 260 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a fortnightly cadence, with the show now in its 8th season.

Episodes typically run an hour to ninety minutes — most land between 1h 1m and 1h 36m — though episode length varies meaningfully from one episode to the next. The publisher flags most episodes as explicit, so expect adult themes or strong language throughout. It is catalogued as a EN-language Sports show.

The show is actively publishing — the most recent episode landed 1 months ago, with 14 episodes already out so far this year. The busiest year was 2019, with 55 episodes published. Published by Audioboom.

Episodes
209
Running
2019–2026 · 7y
Median length
1h 19m
Cadence
Fortnightly

From the publisher

Award winning podcast - now with just a quarter of its original listeners. Please help us to continue to produce more content by buying us a pint at www.patreon.com/whatbevan

Latest Episodes

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S8 Ep186: MOMENTS

Jun 23, 202659 min

S8 Ep185: A BIGGER SPLASH

Jun 17, 20261h 11m

S8 Ep184: WIRE'S HIDDEN GEM? MAX WOOD'S STAT WILL SHOCK YOU

Jun 10, 20261h 26m

S8 Ep183: RICK THACKERY'S NAME TAG

Jun 3, 20261h 27m

S8 Ep182: BRODY, QUINT AND HOOPER

May 20, 20261h 18m

S8 Ep181: CHICKEN

May 13, 20261h 30m

S8 Ep180: VEAL SUBSTITUTE

Apr 29, 20261h 31m

S8 Ep179: THE DESPERATE BELLY DANCER

Apr 22, 20261h 20m

S8 Ep178: BEFORE AND AFTER BREAKFAST POST CONTACT SHIT METRES

Apr 15, 20261h 47m

S8 Ep 177S8 Ep177: THIS WOMAN'S WORK

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It’s four from four… so has there ever been a more positive year of What Would Brian Bevan Say podcast podding? Yes, sit back and relax in the company of Sam’s completely made-up but confident shitistics, Dennis’ techno tackle gags and Rob’s micro penis. Plus, there’s a crucifixion on the sitcom and Daniel returns with more of his player countdown. Enjoy. www.patreon.com/whatbevan

Mar 25, 20261h 29m

S8 Ep 176S8 Ep176: THE GOOGLED SEASON OF ATTRITION

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Will you have the attrition to make it through the episode? Yes a new low, even by WhatBevan standards. Firstly Sam’s shitistics come with no numbers whatsoever, then Dennis flogs tenuous film star gags and finally Rob takes the lead at Crufts. Enjoy.... oh and become a patron at www.patreon.com/whatbevan

Mar 18, 20261h 12m

S8 Ep 175S8 Ep175: COME DINE WITH ME

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Following two solid wins, the podcast delves into why Wire’s performances have improved. Could it be the new communal dining experience, or perhaps the Halliwell Jones lightshow as it continues to affect the neurodiverse fan base? Either way, buy your ticket for the HJ Express ( oh.. and maybe one more to become a patron) and join 'What Would Brian Bevan Say' as we depart from the platform Fitzy mediocrity. Enjoy.www.patreon.com/whatbevan

Mar 4, 20261h 13m

S8 Ep 174S8 Ep174: ONLY CONNECT

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Join us on a hyped-up episode. Yes, following Wire’s magnificent opening win, there’s nothing but positivity as the podders illuminate a Professor Broomhead-initiated game review, a salsa-fuelled bobsleigh team, a remarkable sober Sam Sankey, Rob’s replica Hockney, and more of Dennis’ wedding celebrations (just don’t mention Gary Glitter). Enjoy.www.patreon.com/whatbevan

Feb 18, 20261h 23m

S8 Ep 173S8 Ep173: 14,000 MILES FOR A FRIENDLY

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With Dennis still loved up and Mr Sankey still thawing out his calculator from his hibernation, it’s left for Rob to take to the air and cover the Leigh match. Yes, settle back for nearly two hours of uninformative nonsense as the podcast returns for Season 8! Oh… and please become a patron — look, look, the links below. Enjoy.www.patreon.com/whatbevan

Feb 3, 20261h 56m

S7 Ep 172S7 Ep172: THANK F**K THAT'S OVER

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The podcast signs off for another year. A huge thank you to all our listeners — but especially to our Patrons. THANK YOU. Without you, this shite wouldn’t be possible. Become a patron please at www.patreon.com/whatbevanSee you all next year!

Oct 15, 20251h 42m

S7 Ep 171S7 Ep171: BELINDA CARLISLE

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As the players find themselves out of their depth, the podcast takes a plunge behind the scenes. So lap of it up and dive right in as we freestyle until the end of the season.Do you think this rubbish pays for itself? Go on! Please... www.patreon.com/whatbevan

Sep 17, 20251h 38m

S7 Ep 170S7 Ep170: A COUPLE OF PORK CHOPS

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Don’t worry, we’re nearly there. Yes, that’s right, yet another podcast episode regurgitating the same old nonsense. Who gives a shit anymore? We don’t! Enjoy.

Sep 3, 20251h 38m

S7 Ep 169S7 Ep169: A MEETING OF MENSA

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The podcast reviews the Wigan and Catalans' matches - even though Sam, Dennis and Rob didn't really watch them. There's a carnival atmosphere on the sitcom, more tackle-sag points than you could shake a stick at, and have you ever smeared wintergreen on your genitals? Quick....quick...somebody call the Samaritans!

Aug 20, 20251h 48m

S7 Ep 168S7 Ep168: SEVEN MINUTES

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It hardly seems worth podding but somehow the podcast continues with another episode discussing Super League's amateurism, a pain au chocolat, an abundancy of tackle-sag points and what Ralph can see from the top of Arthur's Seat. Enjoy.www.patreon.com/whatbevan

Aug 6, 20251h 33m

S7 Ep 167S7 Ep167: CARL WEBB'S LOFT

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As Wire go on a shopping spree the podcast reviews the Catalan and Castleford games. Dennis receives a letter, Sam holds little hope as he plans to bugger off to France, Rob bribes his daughter to lunch and Daniel tracks down Oasis. Plus, the sitcom makes its way to Glastonbury - and should HAL be placed on the Warrington board? Enjoy. Tevita Pangai Jr Knockout https://youtu.be/iG8xVOwbhzA?si=_kA_TrRg8CqU0i0Swww.patreon.com/whatbevan

Jul 23, 20251h 41m