WastedMemory Prank Call Show

I need a rain check. I need some five bells from the front desk. I am trying to do some motor boating. A policy about bad girls. I would like to bring some bells to the hotel. They are all … Continue reading →

I did not get any tax forms from you. I need to know if there is a coat and jacket limit for the room. The firewood limit for the rooms. There is too much bird seed in the room. I … Continue reading →

I need to get the secret elephant on the menu. We can clean the tables legs. The cut angle on the sandwich is wrong. I need to get my age verified. The fries are not curly, they are circles. The … Continue reading →

We are using the hamburger to patch the hole that is leaking. The computer said to use glue to put our hamburger back together. The burger was going down too slow so we oiled it. We ordered a hamburger and … Continue reading →

We are filming a metal music video. There will be a lot of face paint and tongue stuff. I am trying to get the room cheaper. There is a man outside with shoes. We need to do some hand checks … Continue reading →

I want to know the sneaker fee. I want to do the long check-in instead of the short one. I am covered in grain. We are trying to bring a husband to the hotel. We need the cold policy. I … Continue reading →

Not enough people are smiling. I am getting facial reconstruction surgery for permanent smiling. I want to light my face on fire for a medical procedure. You guys have a paywall here. I am having trouble understanding people. I am … Continue reading →

I need to find the nutritional information about the room. I need some room supplements. We are unable to break the table in the room. The hotel pills are making me drowsy. I want to prevent you from finding what … Continue reading →

The meat was cooked backwards on the taco. We want to do a test drive through the drive thru. The meat was inside out. I saw a man get arrested the last time I was there. I just want a … Continue reading →

We are doing music videos and parking lot drifting. They are going to drive the car sideways. We are handing out bottles of liquor and knives. We want to do some heating up in the parking lot. I accidentally handed … Continue reading →

People are doing Christmas stuff and they got some holiday cheer from the front desk. Somebody said you have Christmas in your pockets for pocket Christmas. We are trying to catch-up with Santa. I need to know the Santa rules. … Continue reading →

We are still waiting to do the reservation. We learn about elk hunting. Nobody checked for normal eyes. This was definitely a pretzel factory. There are diamonds painted on shoes. Using a phone with a special mask with blue tooth … Continue reading →

I am just doing some bench presses at the hotel. I want the legacy greeting and not the new greeting. I am a legacy guest. We need to hide Santa. Something about hats. The room was prerecorded. Tell me if … Continue reading →

I need to use the hot spot. I need to throw away broken glass. They used a hot spot on me. People are doing hots spots just everywhere. He got told to go. Broadcasting live every Tuesday night on rogueserver.com … Continue reading →

Got my foot stuck in another safety hole. I was hit with a stick because I am not paying my dues. I paid for some services for fans and I did not get anything. I want to see the girls … Continue reading →

I have been ordering wrong for years. We are playing music at the chicken. You did not even see any of the charts and graphs. I can just do more math. I have not been charged for food. The customers … Continue reading →

Bill Gates says climate change is fine now. I saw that you were handing out pennies in their change. Pennies are illegal. You know about the penny situation. I need to return the pennies. I got caught with pennies. I … Continue reading →

I am trying to hand out candy and people are not having it. People are just giving out all kinds of unauthorized candy. You are on the candy payroll. My candy is missing and you need to fire everybody. I … Continue reading →

We are doing meatballs today and need a container. We are doing hamburgers today and need a box. We are doing hot dogs today and need a bin. I need a meat ladle for the loose meat. I found out … Continue reading →

I saw people with more than one phone. I am calling from time and temperature and we lost our drone. I need to know when it is garbage day for my room. I am saving plastic bottles to turn into … Continue reading →

I am very upset. I need a pair brought up to my room please. Push zero to order something. Please mentor my son at the front desk and you can have my bad name. My room number is a pair … Continue reading →

People had extension cords with them. I saw people bringing in PVC pipes. I saw people bringing in inject printers into the rooms. Please page Wasted Memory. I saw cardboard boxes going into the building. I got a guy I … Continue reading →

I have an empty jug and I am done with it. I am mad about the recycling. I found some batteries in the parking lot. The shopping bags I found ripped. We have a milk jug man. I need to … Continue reading →

I need a temperature reading. There is also a stink rolling through the area. The oven clean is not cleaning my skin. The drones are getting lost inside the store. We do not allow drone play in the store. This … Continue reading →

I want to wrap the batteries and soap in foil. Connecting a stove inside for the store. I need the microwave batteries. I am just trying to jump on the building. I found bad batteries in the parking lot. There … Continue reading →

The quality of gas types. This is pump gas. I got stuck in a tube. Permission to put gasoline on a bike. I need to put it in a tube instead of a tank. Just trying to get around the … Continue reading →

This is a buyout. This is a consolidation. Selling the fast food at the yard sale. I bought the food from a yard sale. I need the reheating directions. They added some ham cubes to the sandwich. The food was … Continue reading →

I want to order some bat wings. I forgot what was said to me. Doing something special for Ozzy. The little guys that fly around and beep. Broadcasting live every Tuesday night on rogueserver.com Wasted Links: wastedshow.com wastedmemory.com wastedmemory.com/support rss … Continue reading →

The news says you are closed forever. I need to plug the car in while in the drive thru. The burger and the chicken are the same. Parking compatibility with your parking lot. I need you to authorize my car. … Continue reading →

Talking to AI and it said I needed to call you. I want to bring a random object. You cannot use AI on people. It is normal to be welcomed to the bathroom. I am reporting the use of AI. … Continue reading →

I had a different opinion. I want to do something in memory of somebody. I need assistance and extra hands. My car smells bad. Recording people with bad audio. It told me to get the parking app. I bought the … Continue reading →

I am looking for somebody that is street smart. We need sleep walking detection. Do not put me in the box. There are wild street deer. The animals might have weapons. The store atmosphere I have to bring a stick … Continue reading →

Somebody shoved my watch up there. Please soften the flush. This is for mostly peaceful things. I found a dead squirrel. I cannot get gas from there right now. I need a refund on the free parking. Calling the station … Continue reading →

I want to book a party at the station. The teenager wants to visit the gas station alone. Procedures for certain names showing up to the station. Tell me what you do if your phone does not work. I am … Continue reading →

Just talking about the buttons outside. Give me a screwdriver to get into the pumps to fix the buttons. I brought fish candy with me. This phone number has six in it. The last time I was there I was … Continue reading →

I need permission to bring in a bottle of bodily fluids. I am getting married and I need to audit your grocery store. My left ear is a little blown out in the store and I need earplugs. I missed … Continue reading →

I found a piece of trim. I need quick access to the cold room. The gasoline broke. I am trying to recycle some of the gas in the parking lot. This is recycling and not siphoning gas. Please check around … Continue reading →

Somebody that can handle women. I found pieces of caffeine out in the parking lot. I put my hand on their car. I am looking for a hot room. We are rolling some rubber with us right now. Looking for … Continue reading →

Medically required to wear paint on his face. There is a cheerleader outside and I do not need help from them. Looking for a junior rat on site. I am going to ambush them with my emotional issues. There was … Continue reading →

I have to drive these cars around to test them. I need a Genie Lamp and a Junior Rat. Please look at the lamp. I need to program this car. I need to program these car tires. I need to … Continue reading →

The bear took my food. The animals went for it. I did not get a warning when I got my food. Keep your phone on and stay angry. I got this guy yelling at me but I do not really … Continue reading →

I got a problem making my shopping list. I need some pens and paper. One of the pens got me in the hand last time. These pens were sharp. Found some pens in the parking lot. Found some shoes out … Continue reading →

Medical procedure with fingers. Brush away the emotional element. I need some extra rubber hotel gloves. We are looking for Carlos. I have the gloves and I am ready to apologize. The location of the vending machines. The was an … Continue reading →

My cousin crewed up and I want to physically stay at the hotel and not do a virtual stay. I am just trying to guess the reservation. I want to check-in with my flash drive. My dog administers life-saving medication. … Continue reading →