Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror

This month, The Hair Metal Hero, Luke Jaconetti and Chris Honeywell tackle 2001’s “Ghosts Of Mars” by John Carpenter! Low budget sleeper or out and out flop? Turns out this movie is not so bad – it’s got Pam Grier, that chick from Species, the bald guy who talks like [...]

The third time’s the charm! Yes, since it’s Halloween season, the Vault crew bring you an unprecedented THIRD EPISODE this month! This time your hosts have crafted THREE HOMEMADE HORROR STORIES presented for the first time here! BOW before “The Hair Metal Hero Versus The BITCHIN’ VIXEN From The Sunset [...]

MORE HALLOWEEN MADNESS! Yes, we’re BACK AGAIN with YET ANOTHER Halloween treat – Bud Abbott And Lou Costello Meet Frankenstein, a horror comedy classic! Chris, Luke and The Hair Metal Hero have been putting in overtime this month in honor of the holiday and THEY AREN’T DONE YET! EXPECT MORE [...]

Join THE CHRIS KEEPER, L JACONE and THE HAIR METAL HERO as they bemoan the current state of wimpy vampire movies (you know who we’re talking about) and present a REAL MAN’S VAMPIRE STORY – John Carpenter’s Vampires! These vampires don’t SPARKLE in sunlight, they burst into freakin’ flames and [...]

Join THE CHRIS KEEPER, L JACONE and THE HAIR METAL HERO as they have a go at John Carpenter’s critical and financial flop – his remake of Village Of The Damned! Is it really that terrible? How bad can it be if it has Mark Hamill and Christopher Reeve in [...]

Join THE CHRIS KEEPER, L JACONE and THE HAIR METAL HERO as they dissect John Carpenter’s prototype early film, ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 13! It’s Rio Bravo meets Night Of The Living Dead in this cops under siege classic! Anyone got a smoke?

IT’S A DYSTOPIA DOUBLE FEATURE! Join The Chris-Keeper and L Jacone as they talk about Escape From New York and it’s sequel Escape From LA! It’s a feast of action, one-liners and character actors! Anyone got a smoke?

This month, Luke, The Hair-Metal Hero, and the Chris-Keeper hop aboard the Pork Chop Express and head over to Little China to “stir the pot”! This movie has a little bit of every flavor thrown into a big, old WOK OF FUN! Catchphrases? Did someone say “catchphrases”? This is the [...]

YOU HAVE TWO CHOICES – LISTEN TO THIS PODCAST, OR EAT THIS GARBAGE CAN! In this latest installment of our John Carpenter retrospective we take a look through a Hoffman Lens at THEY LIVE. Of course, this movie is a MASTERPIECE! Join L Jacone, The Hair Metal Hero, The Chris-Keeper [...]

In this latest installment of our John Carpenter retrospective we take a look at The Fog, Carpenter’s follow-up to Halloween. This is a fun one for Chris, since he has never seen it before. This film has it all – murderous lepers, stories around a campfire, Jamie Lee Curtis, Adrianne [...]

In this installment of VOSMHTOT The Chris-Keeper, Hair Metal Hero and L. Jacone take up the topic of everyone’s favorite pissed off Plymouth Fury – CHRISTINE! It’s a hellish collaboration between horror masters John Carpenter and Stephen King! It’s 50’s nostalgia in an 80’s movie set in the 70’s! So [...]

In this volume of VOSMHTOT The Chris-Keeper and L. Jacone crack open John Carpenter’s “In The Mouth Of Madness” where the horror master takes a few pages from his favorite anguished authors! This completes the circle of Carpenter’s APOCALYPSE TRILOGY, thus opening the dimensional gate for the OLD ONES. “Ph’nglui [...]

In a SPECIAL HALLOWEEN EPISODE your intrepid horror hosts read you THREE HALLOWEEN TALES OF TERROR! First off, Chris reads “The Open Window” by Saki, one of his favorite short stories of all time. Next up, we have a completely ORIGINAL OFFERING! “Spiders” written and read by Chris Tyler, our [...]

WELCOME, MONSTER MONGERS! Welcome to the SECOND GRUE-GORGED episode of The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month, myself, the CHRIS-KEEPER am joined by Chris Tyler (the HAIR METAL HERO) and Luke Jaconetti (LJacone) as we continue our retrospective of MASTER FILMMAKER John Carpenter with a double [...]

WELCOME, FEAR FREAKS! Two True Freaks is proud to launch their new horror show, The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month, myself, the CHRIS-KEEPER am joined by Chris Tyler (the HAIR METAL HERO) and Luke Jaconetti (LJacone) as we begin our retrospective of GRUE-MONGER John Carpenter [...]