Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror

Join Them Jaconetti Boys (Luke and Jason) and the Inedible Two Headed-Chris (Tyler and Honeywell) as they check out their fifth entry in their HAMMER RETROSPECTIVE – Curse Of The Werewolf! There’s no LEE and CUSHING, but OLIVER REED grows a MEAN COAT OF FUR in this unusual entry into [...]

Join your intrepid hosts -THEM JACONETTI BOYS (Luke & Jason) and THE AMAZING TWO-HEADED CHRIS (Tyler & Honeywell) as they take peer inside the WOMB of the 5th Nightmare On Elm Street film- THE DREAM CHILD! The boys are not too keen on this one! Only THREE deaths, annoying teens [...]

In an incredible coincidence, the VAULT CREW – Luke and Jason Jaconetti and Chris Tyler and Honeywell cover Hammer’s THE TWO FACES OF DR. JECKYLL in episode 69 (dude), a number that symbolically expresses the theme of the movie! WHOAH, MAN! This is also the first BLOOD and CUSHING-FREE Hammer [...]

Four hosts – THEM JACONETTI BOYS (LUKE & JASON) and CONJOINED CHRIS (TYLER & HONEYWELL) dive into the FOURTH installment of A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET – THE DREAM MASTER! Freddy is back to dispense with a mostly likeable crew of UNFORTUNATES! Learn the new meaning of “PIZZA FACE”! SEE [...]

Join the Vault crew – LUKE & JASON JACONETTI and CHRIS TYLER AND HONEYWELL for their THIRD HAMMER HORROR FILM – 1959’s THE MUMMY! The gang is back together and BITCHES ARE GOING TO GET STRANGLED! SEE – The world’s most DEDICATED STALKER! HEAR – The cries of a man [...]

In yet ANOTHER TANGENT, The VAULT CREW decide to MESS UP THE FORMAT and review the new Star Wars film! Join Them Jaconetti Boys (Luke & Jason) and BOTH CHRIS’ (Tyler & Honeywell) as they CRY OVER ROBOTS, talk about RAMBO and Art Rambo’s Used Cars, test the movie on [...]

Freddy’s BACK for a third go and THEM JACONETTI BOYS (Luke and Jason) and THE TWO-HEADED CHRIS (Tyler and Honeywell) are there to HELP YOU THROUGH IT! This one is a BIG STEP UP despite the inclusion of POOR MAN’S BILL MAHER! Pretty much EVERYONE but Jason sings at some [...]

HAPPY GHOULETIDE WISHES from the VAULT CREW – Them Jaconetti Boys (Luke and Jason) and Christmas Tyler and Honeywell! In a special HOLIDAY THEMED EPISODE they bring you 2015’s KRAMPUS, a nasty little Yuletide LUMP OF COAL for people who like their X-Mas movies with a HAPPY ENDING! NO HAPPY [...]

Join your hapless hosts THEM JACONETTI BOYS (LUKE & JASON) and CHRIS TYLER and HONEYWELL for a FANGTACULAR FLUME RIDE – Hammer’s THE HORROR OF DRACULA! The boys PUT THE HAMMER DOWN on this classic of low-budget, fast movin’ gothic horror! And hey, where else do you get to see [...]

It’s a TRICK OR TREAT TRIPLE FEATURE! Join THEM JACONETTI BOYS (Luke and Jason) and CONJOINED CHRIS’S (Tyler and Honeywell) for their BLOW-OUT 2016 HALLOWEEN SPECIAL! This time we have a Disney short, an 80’s heavy metal back-masking nightmare and an honest to Satan horror anthology – ALL WITH THE [...]

Join Them Jaconetti Boys, Luke and Jason and Chris Tyler and Honeywell for the first sequel to A Nightmare On Elm Street – FREDDY’S REVENGE. This movie seems to be a little CONFUSED as to what direction it wants to take, but it still holds a CLOSETFULL of scares! Join [...]

Join your intrepid hosts Luke and Jason Jaconetti and Chris Tyler and Honeywell with SPECIAL GUEST Scott Gardner – as they kick off a new series of HAMMER HORROR MOVIES with the one that started it all – THE CURSE OF FRANKENSTEIN! Here it is in all it’s BRIGHT RED [...]

Sit back, relax, but DON’T FALL ASLEEP! Join Luke and Jason Jaconetti and Chris Tyler and Honeywell as they jump right into the NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET franchise with the original WES CRAVEN CLASSIC! Depp gets THE MOP, soft, 80’s LIBRARIAN SWEATERS are worn, Jason’s daughter HALEY sings a little [...]

Join the VAULT CREW – LUKE & JASON (THEM JACONETTI BOYS) and CHRIS TYLER AND HONEYWELL as they eventually take a look at Marvel Comic’s THE TOMB OF DRACULA #2! The boys talk WAY too long about PRAIRIE OYSTERS and answer some mail from TEXAS TIM ELLIOT. THEN – Dracula’s [...]

Join Luke and Jason (Them Jaconetti Boys!) Jaconetti and Chris Tyler and Honeywell for a tribute to the recently deceased horror master – WES CRAVEN! Covered in this episode is SCREAM – the 90’s classic that launched, for better or worse, a wave of meta horror movies. How can you [...]

In the final episode of FREAK’S CHOICE, your hosts Them Jaconetti boys (Luke and Jason) and Chris Tyler and Honeywell look at Clive Barker’s NIGHTBREED, the choice of our fallen friend and Two True Freaks compatriot, SHAWN ENGEL. There will be TEARS, LAUGHS, MOON-FACED MUTANTS, PORN TALK and SO MUCH [...]

In this episode, the fourth in the five-part FREAK’S CHOICE, we join Shawn Engel, Chris Honeywell, Luke Jaconetti,Chris Tyler and Jason Jaconetti for a look at George Romero’s MARTIN! It’s a teenage (maybe) vampire story from the man so famous for FLESH EATING ZOMBIES! It’s 70’s grit, unusual location and [...]

Paul Spataro, Bill Robinson, Scott Gardner, Alan Middleton, Chris Tyler, Luke Jaconetti and Gene Hendricks spend a few minutes with you sharing there thoughts about the loss of a great person. We’ve lost Shawn Engel, who has been a good friend to all of us. http://www.smithandkernke.com/obituary/Shawn-Engel/Edmond-OK/1571833

Join Chris Honeywell, Chris Tyler, Shawn Engel, Luke Jaconetti and Jason Jaconetti as they watch Jason’s pick for this month’s FREAK’S CHOICE – THE MONSTER SQUAD! We get UNIVERSAL MONSTERS, KIDS WITH LETHAL WEAPON DIALOGUE, BATS ON STRINGS, SCARY GERMAN GUY, and WOLFMAN’S NARDS! It’s HEATWARMING, SCARY, CHEESY and POLITICALLY [...]

Join Chris Tyler and Honeywell and them Jaconetti boys Luke and Jason as the pitch a tent and start a fire out back of the Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror Mansion and Tourist Museum for a special BONUS SIZED HALLOWEEN SPECIAL! They discuss all the scary stuff [...]

The VAULT CREW are CAMPING AGAIN! Join Chris Tyler, Shawn Engel, Jason and Luke Jaconetti and Chris Honeywell as they watch Hero’s FREAK’S CHOICE- THE BURNING! See the Weinsteins before they were classy and Costanza before Seinfeld! Great effects by Tom Savini and a cheesy score by prog rock synth [...]

GET YER POUND OF NEW FLESH!Join Chris Tyler, Shawn Engel, Luke and Jason Jaconetti and Chris Tyler and Honeywell as they sit back with a big tub of FLESHY POPCORN and dig in to David Cronenberg’s VIDEODROME as part one of a five episode series called FREAK’S CHOICE! This month’s [...]

The crew has assembled – Chris Tyler – Shawn Engel – Chris Honeywell and THEM JACONETTI BOYS – Luke and Jason! They have already finished off the Friday The 13th franchise (for now) and now prepare to do the same (for now) with PHANTASM IV – OBLIVION! Somehow, along with [...]

Join Chris Honeywell, Shawn Engel, Luke Jaconetti and Chris Tyler as they officially welcome DOUBLE J Jaconetti aboard! In his first official episode, the crew saddles him with a MICHAEL BAY produced REBOOT! OH CRUEL HORROR HOSTS! Does this film live up to it’s CRUEL DNA? Will there be enough [...]

Salutations, fear freaks, and welcome to a very special episode of TVoSMHToT. And why is this episode so special? Well for multiple reasons…First, the crew of CHRIS HONEYWELL, LUKE JACONETTI, SHAWN ENGEL, and CHRIS TYLER are joined by new co-host and big brother to one of our hosts, JASON JACONETTI [...]

LUKE JACONETTI, THE HAIR METAL HERO, SHAWN ENGEL AND CHRIS HONEYWELL are BACK with the THIRD installment of PHANTASM – PHANTASM 3 (of course) !In this one we get ORIGINAL JODI AND MIKE in addition to the RETURN OF REGGIE! Learn of Chris’ TWISTED PLAN to stalk the actress who [...]

Luke Jaconetti, Shawn Engel, Chris Tyler and Chris Honeywell have followed Jason Voorhees from Crystal Lake to New York City, to Hell and now they suit up and head in to the most logical place to catch up with our hero, IN THE FUTURE – IN DEEP SPACE. That’s right, [...]

Join Luke Jaconetti, Shawn Engel, Chris Tyler and Chris Honeywell as they WELCOME BACK THE BALLS! It’s PHANTASM II! Regggie is back – Mike is (sorta) back and the Tall Man is PISSED!We get some new wrinkles and new characters and ENOUGH BALL JOKES TO FILL A PAIR OF SIZE [...]

What is a Friday The 13th movie when it’s not a Friday The 13th movie? What about if the actual “Jason Vorhees” is some sort of DEMON-SLUG? What happens when a movie has GOES TO HELL in the title and we don’t see A SINGLE SECOND of Beelzebub’s domain? These [...]

This month join Chris Honeywell, Chris Tyler, Luke Jaconetti and Shawn Engel for a perennial favorite – Don Coscarelli’s PHANTASM! This legendary psychedelic horror/science fiction/whatever film introduces us to the BRAIN SUCKING FLYING BALL, THE MAGNIFICENT ANGUS SCRIMM. KIDS WITH GUNS and YELLOW BLOODED INTERDIMENSIONAL CORPSE JAWAS! Chill up some [...]

New York City, where the sewers flow with toxic waste and cruise boats from Crystal Lake routinely deliver graduating classes of High Schoolers! At least that’s how it goes in the world of Friday The 13th Part VIII – Jason Takes Manhattan! Join Shawn Engal, Luke Jaconetti, Chris Tyler and [...]

IT’S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN! Join Luke Jaconetti, Shawn Engel, The Hair Metal Hero and Chris Honeywell as they present their ANNUAL HALLOWEEN HORROR STORIES! This time it’s FOUR ORIGINAL STORIES – all different – but with the same title! The title was picked from suggestions on the [...]

Join Luke Jaconetti, Shawn Engel, Chris Tyler and Chris Honeywell as they wrap up their journey into Italian horror with the infamous CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST! This legendary gut muncher saw the director in court to prove his actors were alive and spawned endless “found footage” movies! WARNING – Before you watch [...]

Join your HORROR HOSTS – SHAWN ENGEL, LUKE JACONETTI, CHRIS TYLER and CHRIS HONEYWELL as they get some TELEKINETIC THRILLS from FRIDAY THE 13TH PART VII – THE NEW BLOOD! SEE – cut rate ROBERT VAUGHN – poor man’s JIM CARREY, Dr. JOYCE BROTHERS as MOM and THE SWINGIN’ SLEEPING [...]

Join Luke Jaconetti, Shawn Engel, Chris Tyler and Chris Honeywell as they watch a tale told by a DEAD MAN – Aldo Lada’s SHORT NIGHT OF GLASS DOLLS! In this Italian oddity we’ve got Mrs. Ringo, Wolfman Jack, an EPIC MUSTACHE and SATANIC NAKED SENIOR CITIZENS – all with music [...]

JASON LIVES! Join El Jacone, The Chriskeeper, The Hair Metal Hero and Joe Freakin’ Anthrax as they celebrate the return of the REAL DEAL! Find out why this one is HERO’S FAVORITE! Is it the “80’s VIBE”? Is it the “FOLDING COP”? Is it because ALICE COOPER gets a song [...]

This episode is brought to you by listener TIM ELLIOT! Join El Jacone, Joe Anthrax, The Hair Metal Hero and The Chriskeeper as they view one of Lucio Fulci’s weirdest and goriest films – THE BEYOND! This one is a head scratcher – scratch that – a HEAD-MELTER! What happens [...]

Horror Vault regulars Luke Jaconetti, Chris Tyler, Shawn Engel and Chris Honeywell are joined by PODCASTING LEGEND Michael Bailey to tackle his FAVORITE JASON MOVIE – Friday The 13th V – A NEW BEGINNING! It’s all here – Jason fan fiction – gratuitous Muppet Show Music and a quick game [...]

Join the intrepid horror crew EL JACONE, JOE ANTHRAX, THE HAIR METAL HERO and THE CHRISKEEPER as they EYEBALL Fulci’s ZOMBI 2 (Zombi Flesh Eaters)! Many say that this movie is where Fulci JUMPED THE SHARK, but that is unfair – he actually WRESTLED THE SHARK TO DEATH with this [...]

Join your intrepid Jasophiles – El Jacone, The Hair Metal Hero, Joe Anthrax and the Chriskeeper as they watch the (supposedly) ULTIMATE CHAPTER of Friday The 13th – PART 4 _ THE FINAL CHAPTER! Is anything scarier than a slasher film with Corey Feldman and Crispin Glover? The answer is [...]

It’s that most wonderful time of the year again! The FOUR FUCKED-UP FREAKS fron The Vault have brought you ANOTHER 4 tales of terror JUST IN TIME for Halloween once again! This year, The Chriskeeper reads his new CHILDREN’S BOOK – “SMILEY”, Luke Jaconetti digs up a classic with Poe’s [...]

This time – join El Jacone, Joe Anthrax, The Hair Metal Hero and The Chriskeeper as they forge forward in their Italio-Horror series with Dario Argento’s TENEBRE! Lesbians, crazed dogs, deviant sexuality, a Goblin soundtrack and roughly five swimming pools of blood are featured in this GRUESOME GIALLO! PLUS – [...]

Join your happy hosts L. Jacone, The Hair Metal Hero, Joe Anthrax and The Chriskeeper as they sling out a FRIDAY THE 13th SPECIAL. Yes, your Ipod is now CURSED since this episode was posted on the aforementioned date AND it’s featuring FRIDAY THE 13th 3D!! Put on the old [...]

Join The Chriskeeper, Joe Anthrax, The Hair Metal Hero and El Jacone as they walk you through the Oscar winning FRIDAY THE 13th PART 2 – the film that forged new trails for the disabled in horror films! The body count is upped and the formula starts to take shape! [...]

Luke Jaconetti, The Hair Metal Hero, Shawn Engel and Chris Honeywell jet set off to Italy for Dario Argento’s classic – SUSPIRIA! This one has it all! Creepy kids – primary colors – music by Goblin – witches – gallons of blood – ballerinas and a barbed wire room! It’s [...]

In addition to the ongoing series of Italian horror, the Vault Crew (The Chriskeeper, El Jacone, The Hair Metal Hero and Joe Anthrax) have decided to up the output and cover some good ol’ American SLASHER FILMS – The Friday The 13th series! This time they start at the beginning [...]

Join Luke Jaconetti, Shawn Engel and Chris Honeywell as they discuss Dario Argento’s bloody masterpiece PROFONDO ROSSO, also known as DEEP RED and many other names. It’s an antipasto of bizarre puppets, psychic slashings, creepy kid music and walled-up family secrets with a side of romantic comedy! Our series on [...]

Join your BLOOD SOAKED BUDDIES, Luke Jaconetti, Joe Anthrax, The Hair Metal Hero and The Chriskeeper as they take a look at the final MARIO BAVA movie in their ongoing Italio-horror series – BAY OF BLOOD or TWITCH OF THE DEATH NERVE! Could this film be the inspiration for the [...]

THE VAULT IS BACK! Join the GRUE CREW – El Jacone, Joe Anthrax, The Hair Metal Hero and The Chriskeeper as they plunge into another Italian masterpiece – KILL BABY, KILL! It’s the first Italian film on the Vault in GLORIOUS, BLOODY COLOR! It’s all here – creepy corpse kid, [...]

Just in time for Christmas, the Horror Vault crew – Joe Anthrax – The Hair Metal Hero – L Jacone and The Chriskeeper haul out a CHRISTMAS CLASSIC- Joe Dante’s GREMLINS!Want an antidote to “It’s A Wonderful Life”, this is the movie for you! PODCAST NOT FOR SALE! DO NOT [...]