Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Room Service” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “The TWEEST” Jaconetti, Chris “Shower Buddy” Tyler and Chris “Mother’s Day” Honeywell are “HITCHING” THEIR WAGONS to 1960’s ALL-TIME CLASSIC – PSYCHO!!!    

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Room Service” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “The TWEEST” Jaconetti, Chris “Shower Buddy” Tyler and Chris “Mother’s Day” Honeywell are “HITCHING” THEIR WAGONS to 1960’s ALL-TIME CLASSIC – PSYCHO!!!

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Beneath The Ice” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “This Time It’s Personal” Jaconetti, Chris “I’m Baaaaaaaack” Tyler and Chris “I’m Sorry – I Can’t Help You” Honeywell are BACK IN THE BASEMENT for BLACK PHONE 2!!!

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Beneath The Ice” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “This Time It’s Personal” Jaconetti, Chris “I’m Baaaaaaaack” Tyler and Chris “I’m Sorry – I Can’t Help You” Honeywell are BACK IN THE BASEMENT for BLACK PHONE 2!!!   [...]

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Dr. Giggles M.D.” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “The Milk-Man” Jaconetti, Chris “Two Chickens In A Baby Suit” Honeywell babysit Larry Cohen’s IT’S ALIVE!!! Chris “Dilating” Tyler is on post-natal leave this month.        

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Dr. Giggles M.D.” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “The Milk-Man” Jaconetti, Chris “Two Chickens In A Baby Suit” Honeywell babysit Larry Cohen’s IT’S ALIVE!!! Chris “Dilating” Tyler is on post-natal leave this month.

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Gladys Over” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “I Saw It Coming” Jaconetti, Chris “Thorny” Honeywell get WITCHY with 2025’s WEAPONS!!! Chris “M.I.A.” Tyler is in the basement eating cold Campell’s soup this month.         [...]

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Gladys Over” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “I Saw It Coming” Jaconetti, Chris “Thorny” Honeywell get WITCHY with 2025’s WEAPONS!!! Chris “M.I.A.” Tyler is in the basement eating cold Campell’s soup this month.

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Share That With The Class” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Study Hall” Jaconetti, Chris “Dunce Cap” Honeywell babysit a SLEAZY 70’s SHOCKER – DEVIL TIMES FIVE!!! Chris “Hall Pass” Tyler is TRUANT this month.

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Share That With The Class” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Study Hall” Jaconetti, Chris “Dunce Cap” Honeywell babysit a SLEAZY 70’s SHOCKER – DEVIL TIMES FIVE!!! Chris “Hall Pass” Tyler is TRUANT this month.       [...]

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month join Luke “Light It And Get Away” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Pythagorean Theory All Day” Jaconetti, Chris “Fix It In Post” Honeywell are joined by the legendary MICHAEL GINGOLD – author, documentarian, former editor of Fangoria magazine [...]

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month join Luke “Light It And Get Away” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Pythagorean Theory All Day” Jaconetti, Chris “Fix It In Post” Honeywell are joined by the legendary MICHAEL GINGOLD – author, documentarian, former editor of Fangoria magazine [...]

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “East Coast Slim” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Icepick Jay” Jaconetti, Chris “Big Daddy Hair” Tyler and Chris “Blind Wombat” Honeywell cover Ryan Coogler’s new movie – SINNERS!              

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “East Coast Slim” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Icepick Jay” Jaconetti, Chris “Big Daddy Hair” Tyler and Chris “Blind Wombat” Honeywell cover Ryan Coogler’s new movie – SINNERS!

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Mighty Luke Young” Jaconetti is out on assignment, his brother Jason “A.P.E.” Jaconetti, Chris “Organ Grinder” Tyler and Chris “Shockma” Honeywell soldier on and cover Osgood Perkin’s new Stephen King joint – THE MONKEY!!     [...]

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Mighty Luke Young” Jaconetti is out on assignment, his brother Jason “A.P.E.” Jaconetti, Chris “Organ Grinder” Tyler and Chris “Shockma” Honeywell soldier on and cover Osgood Perkin’s new Stephen King joint – THE MONKEY!!  

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke (Morton’s Salt) Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Louisville Slug” Jaconetti, Chris “Gastropod” Tyler and Chris (Slime Trail) Honeywell as they go out for counterfeit escargot with 1988’s SLUGS!!!                   [...]

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke (Morton’s Salt) Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Louisville Slug” Jaconetti, Chris “Gastropod” Tyler and Chris (Slime Trail) Honeywell as they go out for counterfeit escargot with 1988’s SLUGS!!!    

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Monsignor Luke Jaconetti, his brother Elder Jason “Humanoid” Jaconetti, Chris “The Deacon” Tyler and His Holiness Chris Honeywell as they go door to door for 20244’s HERETIC!!!                    

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Monsignor Luke Jaconetti, his brother Elder Jason “Humanoid” Jaconetti, Chris “The Deacon” Tyler and His Holiness Chris Honeywell as they go door to door for 20244’s HERETIC!!!    

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Cannibalistic” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Humanoid” Jaconetti, Chris “Underground” Tyler and Chris “Dweller” Honeywell as they take to the sewers for 1984’s C.H.U.D.!!!                  

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Cannibalistic” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Humanoid” Jaconetti, Chris “Underground” Tyler and Chris “Dweller” Honeywell as they take to the sewers for 1984’s C.H.U.D.!!!    

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Extra Garlic” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Transylvania Hideaway” Jaconetti, Chris “I Do Not Drink Wine….Coolers” Tyler and Chris “Plasma Brunch” Honeywell as they take a suck on 2024’s NOSFERATU!!!               [...]

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Extra Garlic” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Transylvania Hideaway” Jaconetti, Chris “I Do Not Drink Wine….Coolers” Tyler and Chris “Plasma Brunch” Honeywell as they take a suck on 2024’s NOSFERATU!!!    

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Right On” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Outasight” Jaconetti, Chris “Give Up The Funk” Tyler and Chris “Jive Turkey” Honeywell as they dive into BLAXPLOITAION with 1972’s BLACULA!!!                

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Right On” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Outasight” Jaconetti, Chris “Give Up The Funk” Tyler and Chris “Jive Turkey” Honeywell as they dive into BLAXPLOITAION with 1972’s BLACULA!!!    

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Gym Shorts” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Walk It Off” Jaconetti, Chris “Squat Thrust” Tyler and Chris “Picked Last” Honeywell as they FIX THEIR MALE GAZES on 2024’s Oscar Nominated THE SUBSTANCE!!           [...]

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Gym Shorts” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Walk It Off” Jaconetti, Chris “Squat Thrust” Tyler and Chris “Picked Last” Honeywell as they FIX THEIR MALE GAZES on 2024’s Oscar Nominated THE SUBSTANCE!!  

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “January” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Punchbowl” Jaconetti, Chris “Tripping Balls” Tyler and Chris “The Final Countdown” Honeywell as they spend their New Years in HELL (L.A.)! with 1980’s NEW YEAR’S EVIL!!           [...]

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “January” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Punchbowl” Jaconetti, Chris “Tripping Balls” Tyler and Chris “The Final Countdown” Honeywell as they spend their New Years in HELL (L.A.)! with 1980’s NEW YEAR’S EVIL!!  

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Birthday Boy” Jaconetti, his brother “Special Day” Jason Jaconetti, Chris “Birthday Suit” Tyler and Chris “One To Grow On” Honeywell as they spend their birthdays with SATAN with Osgood Perkins’ LONGLEGS!           [...]

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Birthday Boy” Jaconetti, his brother “Special Day” Jason Jaconetti, Chris “Birthday Suit” Tyler and Chris “One To Grow On” Honeywell as they spend their birthdays with SATAN with Osgood Perkins’ LONGLEGS!

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Megawatt” Jaconetti, his brother “Circuit Breaker” Jason Jaconetti, Chris “Lightning In A Bottle” Tyler and Chris “Extension Cord” Honeywell as they plug in Wes Craven’s SHOCKER!                

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Megawatt” Jaconetti, his brother “Circuit Breaker” Jason Jaconetti, Chris “Lightning In A Bottle” Tyler and Chris “Extension Cord” Honeywell as they plug in Wes Craven’s SHOCKER!

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Power Walk” Jaconetti, his brother “Saunterin'” Jason Jaconetti, Chris “Stroll On The Beach” Tyler and Chris “Long Walk Off A Short Pier” Honeywell as they take IN A VIOLENT NATURE one step at a time!   [...]

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Power Walk” Jaconetti, his brother “Saunterin'” Jason Jaconetti, Chris “Stroll On The Beach” Tyler and Chris “Long Walk Off A Short Pier” Honeywell as they take IN A VIOLENT NATURE one step at a time!   [...]

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Last Month’s Birthday'” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “This Month’s Birthday”Jaconetti, Chris “Blow Out The Candles” Tyler and Chris “Ant Poison Frosting” Honeywell are throwing a surprise party with – BLOODY BIRTHDAY!!           [...]

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Last Month’s Birthday'” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “This Month’s Birthday”Jaconetti, Chris “Blow Out The Candles” Tyler and Chris “Ant Poison Frosting” Honeywell are throwing a surprise party with – BLOODY BIRTHDAY!!      

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “The Raven'” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “There’s A Cat In The Wall”Jaconetti, Chris “Buried Alive” Tyler and Chris “Pass The Absinthe” Honeywell are going BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE with TH HOUSE OF USHER!       [...]

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “The Raven'” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “There’s A Cat In The Wall”Jaconetti, Chris “Buried Alive” Tyler and Chris “Pass The Absinthe” Honeywell are going BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE with TH HOUSE OF USHER!    

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Hellborn'” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “The Great Beast” Jaconetti, Chris “Ancient One” Tyler and Chris “Captain Howdy” Honeywell are going live with LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL!            

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Hellborn'” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “The Great Beast” Jaconetti, Chris “Ancient One” Tyler and Chris “Captain Howdy” Honeywell are going live with LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL!    

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “The Realtor'” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “The Groundskeeper” Jaconetti, Chris “Yard Work” Tyler and Chris “Criminal Trespass” Honeywell are taking you on a tour of 1985’s HOUSE!        

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “The Realtor'” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “The Groundskeeper” Jaconetti, Chris “Yard Work” Tyler and Chris “Criminal Trespass” Honeywell are taking you on a tour of 1985’s HOUSE!  

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Stuffin'” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Wishbone” Jaconetti, Chris “Turkey Trot” Tyler and Chris “Honey Ham” Honeywell are on board for Eli Roth’s THANKSGIVING!      

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke “Stuffin'” Jaconetti, his brother Jason “Wishbone” Jaconetti, Chris “Turkey Trot” Tyler and Chris “Honey Ham” Honeywell are on board for Eli Roth’s THANKSGIVING!  

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke Jaconetti is off on assignment but his brother Jason Jaconetti and Chris Tyler and Honeywell are on board for the PROG-ROCK horror – DESTROY ALL NEIGHBORS!!!    

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! This month Luke Jaconetti is off on assignment but his brother Jason Jaconetti and Chris Tyler and Honeywell are on board for the PROG-ROCK horror – DESTROY ALL NEIGHBORS!!!