Two Old Guys on the Back Porch

Steve questions the need for award shows. Is all the entertainment produced today, worth an award? Do you still watch Award Shows? SOB of the Week is Pablo Picasso. Grab an orange, our Cocktail of the Week is The Winter Whiskey Sour.

Steve and Cat talk about Going To Mall. Are you doing your Christmas shopping online or on foot? Are you going to the Mall or the Big Box Store? There are some fancy malls out there. Our SOB this week is Charles Bronson. Cocktail of the Week is The Caribeno.

Do you watch Hallmark Channel Countdown to Christmas movies? There has been big shakeup with the Hallmark Channel and Steve and Cat talk about it. Our Awesome Woman of the Week is Maire Curie. Our Cocktail of the Week is the Kentucky Mule.

Are you a good tipper? How much do you tip? Are there situations, you don't feel you should tip? There are celebrities that are bad tippers. One Awesome Lady of the Week is Ella Fitzgerald. Cocktail is the Pardo.

Do you still go to the movies? What was the last movie you saw in a theater? Is it better to watch in the comfort of your home? One Awesome Lady of the Week is Sojourner Truth. Cocktail of the Week is the Rum Runner.

Are you into Bulk Buying? Do you like going to the Costco? Steve and Cat discuss the buying experience at Costco. Is the memebership worth the money? Revolutionary Samuel Adams is our SOB of the Week. Grab some fruit and wine, Sangria is our Cocktail of the Week.

Is the Art of Communication dead? Have people losing the ability to talk with one another? Steve and Cat talk about this dying art in the information age. SOB of the Week is NFL Great Larry Csonka . Cocktail of the Week is Mai Tai.

As a middle aged person, what are you doing to keep yourself together? Hair dying, exercising. plastic surgery, or Botox? Steve and Cat talk about all the things you can do to look and feel younger. The SOB of the Week is NASCAR's Junior Johnson. Cocktail of the week is The Blue Hawaii.

Steve and Cat talk about Yoga. What are the Benefits for this union of the body and mind? Nellie Bly is our SOB of the Week. Cocktail of the Week is The Vesper.

Will there be another Beatles or Nirvana to save Rock Music? Are we doomed to two turntables and a microphone? Can we get back to guitars and drums? What will be the next big thing? We need one more band to change the World. Blind Lemon Jefferson is our SOB of a the week. Cocktail of the Week is the Planter's Punch.

Steve and Cat discuss "What happened to Customer Service since the pandemic?" Is it just part of the labor shortage the inability to get any good help? SOB of the Week is Robert Duvall. Steve talks endlessly about "Four Christmases" Between The Sheet is the Cocktail of the Week.

Steve and Cat talk about Chain Stores that have gone into history and the changing economy. What does it take today to get into a franchise. SOB of the week is Harry Haft. Cocktail of the Weeks is Alabama Slammer.

Steve and Cat discuss Youth League Sports. Is Travel team really worth it? Should your child play just one sport? SOB of the week is Brett Hart. Cocktail of the week is Philadelphia's Clover Club.

Steve and Cat discuss what you need to go to the beach. What is better tent or umbrella? Cocktail of the week is The Woo Woo.

Steve and Cat discuss Celebrity Couples. Is it better to marry another famous person or just average supporter in the background? Who didn't it work for? Oh oui oui, our cocktail of the week is The French Martini.

Steve discusses his list of his favorite live music shows, Austin City Limits is the best. Cocktail of the week is Tito's Red, White and Boozey.

Steve discusses the importance of a good car wash. Cocktail of the Week is Vodka and Soda

Steve and Cat talk about what is happening in Sports. Will the LIV Golf ever be on regular television? Can the four major sports retain their audience? What's up with the NHL? Cocktail of at the Week is the Rob Roy.

Steve talks about who he thinks are the Worst Sports Fans in the USA. Good Sportsmanship is lost trait? Cocktail of the week is The Hanky Panky,

Cat discusses her running journey. Can you run a 5K? Steve and Cat think you can take up the challenge. Cocktail of the Week is Harvey Wallbanger

Steve and Cat discuss the pros and cons of Camping. Cocktail of the Week is The Paloma.

Steve, the Lawn Ranger, discusses his obsession with lawn care. The Cocktail of the week is The Gimlet.

Steve and Cat give a salute to all caretaker, who take care of the aging parent or disabled child. Cocktail of the week is the Cape Codder.

Steve discusses his trials of getting a haircut after the pandemic. Cocktail of the week is a summertime favorite, The Sea Breeze.

Steve and Cat discuss a favorite pastime of fishing. Saltwater or fresh, it's always fun to be catching. Cocktail of the week is Sex on the Beach.

Do you go outside in the Summer and play lawn games? Steve and Cat reminisce about outdoor games in this iPad, video gaming, and streaming world. Cocktail of the week is from the Golf course: The John Daly.

Steve and Cat discuss the hobby of bird feeding. Is it hobby for you? Cocktail of the Week is The Dragonfly cocktail.

Prices are going up and the quality in the box is going down. Steve and Cat discuss the problems with quality of various products. Are you feeling cheated? Get on your yacht in Mediterranean because Aperol Spritz is cocktail of the Week.

Should you get a Tattoo? Steve and Cat discuss the trend of getting a tattoo. Is it ever going away? Cocktail of the Week is the Tom Collins.

Steve discusses his problems with flying. Would you rather drive or take a train? Grab your Bacardi, Cocktail of the Week is Cuba Libre.

Steve and Cat discuss the importance of a good night of sleep. Who you need help with sleeping . Cocktail of the Week is the Melon Ball. Get that honeydew balled.

Steve and Cat discuss their search for a great date night restaurant and ups and downs of restaurants in RVA. Cocktail of the week is The Sidecar.

Sushi has made it's way into the Johnson house. Steve and Cat share their new food experience. Cocktail of the week is Matador.

Steve discusses the chore of going to a wedding. This is from the male perspective. The cocktail of the week is Dark and Stormy, hitch a sail to Bermuda

Steve and Cat discuss the triumphs and perils of dating in the 21st century Is online dating the only game in town? Cocktail of the week is the Negroni.

Steve and Cat talk their love of horse racing. They talk about their adventures at OTB and Colonial Downs. Boulevardier is the cocktail of the week.

Steve and Cat discuss when your favorite bands need to end their touring career. Is it fair to the ticket buying public to perform when your band is done? Cocktail of the week is Appletini.

Steve and Cat discuss the state of education today. Cocktail of the Week is the The Bees Knees.

Steve and Cat talk about the comedians of the past and where the profession is going. Has political correctness ruined the job. Drink of the week is The Fuzzy Navel.

Steve and Cat discuss how to become your own bartender. Because of the pandemic, a lot people learned how to make their favorite cocktails themselves. Cocktail of the week is The Mudslide.

Steve and Dan discuss the change in clothing standards as they have gotten older. We have turned into a nation of slobs. Cocktail of the Week is the Moscow Mule.

Steve and Dan discuss the advantages of fixing things yourself. They also discuss the 2022 Winter Olympics. Cocktial of the week is The Bramble.

Steve and Dan discuss their adventures at the grocery stores around RVA. The cocktail of the week is The Big Lebowske favorite, The White Russian.

Steve and Dan discuss the need or abuse of ride sharing and delievery services. Cocktail of the Week is The Bloody Mary.

Steve and Dan discuss the use and misuse of the Drones. Steve is a drone guy. Grab your coffee beans, cocktail of the week is the Expresso Martini,

Steve and Dan discuss the lessons they have learned being on this Earth 50+ years. Cocktail of the week is the Screwdriver.

Steve and Dan realize how old they are becoming because they constantly talk about the weather. Cocktail of the Week is the Jack Rose.

Steve and Dan discuss what they talked about in 2021 and where we are now. Grab your pilot wings, Cocktail of the Week is the Aviation cocktail.

Steve and Dan discuss Banksy, the illegal street artist and his genius. Cocktail of the week is the French 75.

Steve and Dan discuss their Christmas shopping methods and adventures, the only way Two Old Guys can. Cocktail of the week is The South Side.