
Two Old Guys on the Back Porch
Steve Johnson & Cat Johnson
Show overview
Two Old Guys on the Back Porch has been publishing since 2021, and across the 4 years since has built a catalogue of 228 episodes, alongside 2 trailers or bonus episodes. That works out to roughly 90 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a weekly cadence, with the show now in its 5th season.
Episodes typically run twenty to thirty-five minutes — most land between 23 min and 28 min — and the run-time is fairly consistent across the catalogue. The publisher flags most episodes as explicit, so expect adult themes or strong language throughout. It is catalogued as a EN-language Comedy show.
There hasn’t been a new episode in the last ninety days; the most recent episode landed 5 months ago. Published by Steve Johnson & Cat Johnson.
From the publisher
"Coupla Old Guys just Bitch'n"' in their own words. Two Rural Southern Gen Xs discussing Modern Times, Sports, Hunting, Music, and maybe a little Bourbon. Hopefully they stay off of politics. All while on the back porch. Might hear a bird or two. Podcasted from Virginia
Latest Episodes
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S5 Ep 442025 in Review
ESteve and Cat review 2025. After 5 1/2 years of podcasting, we have decided this is our last podcast. See ya.

S5 Ep 43Retirement
ESteve and Cat discuss the issues with going into retirement. Civil Rights and Voting Rights activist Fannie May Hamer is our awesome lady this week. Fox Nation's Patriot Awards is our What Ca Watchin. Cocktail of the week is the Pomegranate Gimlet. Band of the week is the Forth Wanderers.

S5 Ep 42Divorce
ESteve and Cat talk about divorce and it's roll on society. Author Judy Blume is our one awesome lady this week. Netflix's "House of Guinness" is the What Ca Watchin. Cocktail of the week is a Cinnamon Bun Cocktail. Band of the week is Winter.

S5 Ep 41Gambling
ESteve and Cat talk about how gambling has changed over the last 30 years. Are you gambling? Monument architect Maya Lin is our awesome lady this week. Netflix's crime documentary "The Perfect Neighbor" is our What Ca Watching. Cocktail of the week is a Caramel Martini. Band of the week is Treaty Oak Revival.

S5 Ep 40Board Games
ESteve and Cat talk about the fun of playing board games in this electronic age. Do you still pay board games with the family? South American Liberator Simon Bolivar is one tough SOB this week. FX's "The Low Down" is our What Ca Watchin. Malibu Sunset is the cocktail of the week. Sweden's The Radio Dept. is our band of the week.

S5 Ep 39Rock-n-Roll Hall of Shame
ESteve and Cat discuss some of the bands that have not been recognized by the Rock-n-Roll Hall of Frame. Are some of your favorite bands not in yet? Artist Georgia O'Keeffe is our one awesome lady this week. Netflix's "Hunting Wives" is our What Ca Watchin. Cocktail of the week is Cranberry Orange Vodka cocktail. Band on the week is the soulful Southern Avenue.

S5 Ep 38Limited Edition
Steve and Cat discuss the trend of Limited Edition products. Do you buy things because of FOMO? American Opera star Marian Anderson is our one awesome lady this week. . Hulu's "Stolen Youth: Inside the Cult of Sarah Lawrence" is our What Ca Watchin. Cocktail of the week is . Bourbon Apple Cider Fizz. The Belair Lip Bombs are our band of the week.

S5 Ep 37Reputation
ESteve and Cat discuss the changes in companies' reputation due to decisions from the CEO. Astronaut Sally Ride is our one awesome lady this week. Netflix's "AKA Charlie Sheen" is our What Ca Watchin this week. Cocktail of the week is Mandarin Cosmopolitan. Band of the week is Coral Grief.

S5 Ep 36Human into a Brand
ESteve and Cat discuss the celebrity or the influencer becoming a brand. Does it lesson their talent? Poet and reporter Langston Hughes is our tough SOB this week. The documentary on Netflix, DEVO, is our What Ca Watchin. Cocktail of the week is Cat's Pink Lady Appletini. Band of the week is Turnstile.

S5 Ep 35H20
Steve and Cat discuss water and it's importance in your life and availability from the government. Victorian feminist Caroline Norton is our one awesome lady, The trail running event UTMB is our What Ca Watchin. Blueberry Lemonade Gin Fizz is the cocktail of the week. Rosal is the Band of the Week.

S5 Ep 34Vacation Season
ESteve and Cat discuss the 2025 Vacation Season. Did your area have less visitors? One touch SOB this week is comedian Marc Maron. HBO documentary "The Yogurt Shot Murders" is our What Ca Watchin. Cocktail of the week is Bourbon Cider Martini. Band of the week is singer Ian Noe.

S5 Ep 33Where's the Yard Sale?
ESteve and Cat discus the increasing disappearance of the Yard Sale? Astronomer Wendy Freeman is our one awesome lady. Apple TV's "Chief of War" is our What Ca Watchin. Drink of the week is the Amaretto Island Punch. Band of the week is Deer Creek Boys.

S5 Ep 32The Lazy Days of Summer
Steve and Cat talk about summer heat and humidity. Holocaust survivor Elie Wiesel is our one tough SOB. The Netflix sit-com "Leanne" is our What Ca Watchin. Cocktail of the week is Amalfi Martini. Band of the week is Billy Fury.

S5 Ep 31Girls Rock Too
ESteve and Cat talk about the resurgence of female rock bands. Ready to rock? Fashion Designer Miuccia Prada is our one awesome lady this week. History Channel's "Alone" is our What Ca Watchin. Peach Shot is the shot of the week . Band of the week is Town Mountain.

S5 Ep 30The Complainer
ESteve and Cat discuss how to deal with a complainer. Do you complain too much? Chemist Alice Ball is our amazing lady this week. "Billy Joel: And So It Goes" is our What Ca Watchin. Shot of the week is the Washington Apple Shot. Band of the week is New Zealand's The Beths.

S5 Ep 29The Movie - Fast Food "Combo
ESteve and Cat discuss the movie and fast food cross promotional marketing. Does the food even taste good? Our tough SOB of the week is Bass Reeves. Netflix documentary "Ann Bradley is Missing" is our What Ca Watchin. Shot of the week is Swedish Fish shot. Band of the week is Muscadine Bloodline.

S5 Ep 28Where Did Manners Go?
ESteve and Cat discuss the lack of manners in society today. When was the last time you held a door for someone? Our Tough SOB this week is Horse Trainer D. Wayne Lucas. "My mom, Jane" HBO Documentary is our What Ca Watchin. Shot of the week is Water Moccasin. Band of the week is The Bug Club.

S5 Ep 27Let's Dance
ESteve and Cat discuss the art form of dance as a personal expression of movement. Go Fund Me's Tim Cadogan is our tough sob this week. NBC's " Destination X" summer time show is our What Ca Watchin. Shot of the week is Purple Hooter Shot. Band of the week is Hurray for the Riff Raff.

S5 Ep 26Mr. Fix It
ESteve and Cat talk about the trials and tribulations of trying to fix something yourself. Are you a Handy Man or Woman? Chemist Dorothy Hodgkin is our one awesome lady this week. Netflix's thriller "Dept. Q" is our What Ca Watchin. The Watermelon shot is the shot of the week. Iceland's Arny Margaret is our band of the week.

S5 Ep 25Animal Softie
ESteve and Cat talk about their love of animals and how it has extended to the wilder kind. Netflix founder Ted Sarandos is tough SOB this week. HBO's documentary "The Mortician" is our What Ca Watchin. Shot of the week is Alligator Piss shot. Band of the week is Slaid Cleaves.