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CarQuest 2008We are on Skype under tasteslikeburningMac and PC iTunes buttons added to the siteDog's first dog park, and Black Dog MountedTattoo Email Two thumbs down for CasablancaTim's Childhood Memory's: Quick Sand and GasolineFast Forward: James and the Baaaaad GoatOpen Ocean for the WiiRandom Banter Shout outs to: Redboy@The Redboy Podcast Chrystal@The Life of Spaguyswife Shelly@Shelly's Podcast, Tim@For Whatever Reason Randy@2 Guys 1 BrainMr. Shark Attack & Lady Star Fish@The Mr. Shark Attack & Lady Starfish ShowSpecial Thanks to Big C@Bear Crawling for the intro from Mini CCall us at 206-350-7345 or Email us

The much anticipated episode 34. Well much anticipated by me anyway.Our good friends Bekka and Lesley stop by after a night out on the town. We have the usual funny for the first half of the show, and then on to the sweet action. Ok well it isn't action per say, but we basically discuss our four coming out stories and various life issue things. BUT we still have fun doing it. So say goodbye to boredom and hello Salty Goodness. I don't know what that means. . .

T.L.B. Computer CrisisBig C's Wife, ERIN, has words with usLeeann's new license plate rocks: CSX 4O2Leo is a LabrahmerShout outs and email-ish stuff:Life of Spaguy's WifeCadence RevolutionFrom The Ville PodcastBear Crawling Tornadoes in February?James' WreckVoice MailJames and Tim watch Napoleon Dynamite from start to finishLeeann's Bitch of the weekTim's Dad's B-day dinnerLeeann bitches againJoxer can't find the dog in the machineTims Childhood Memory: The Debate Song Email us or Call us @ 206-350-7345 and find any kind of subscription you could want on the homepage, theres iTunes for Mac, iTunes for PC and feedburner and juice and all the rest........have a good week! (Especially Erin)

In this episode we anticipate the release of our 2 hour episode #34 and tell you why it wont be up for a bit. While shooting the $h!t, strange things happen and we discuss them along with the usual chatter. Plus check out my new hair cut above

Our week:Leeann's tribulations.James's so-so stuff.Tim's job still sux donkey balls. James's computer craps its pants and dies.Tim's childhood memories lead to some other childhood memories involving fish hooks and childhood feet.Leeann's Bitch O' the Week: The Trouble with Roommates.Bountiful Spam to Reach Out and Just Do.Email and Voicemail and Shout-Outs, Oh My!RedboyBig C of The Bearcrawling PodcastBig C's wife, ErinTim from For Whatever ReasonChrystal of Spa Guy's Wife The untimely death of a talented actor.Colonic Irrigation Email us your comments, criticisms, or show topic ideas, or call our voicemail and leave us a message. (206/350.7345)

So for like the first time in a long while, if ever, we had technical issues. Show 31 and Show 32 were spliced together in a horrible T.L.B. Baby that we wanted to abort. HOWEVER, I, Tim, of Tastes Like Burning, spent all night picking the show 32 PNA out of the retard monkey baby that was show 3132 and well, here it is. The majority was saved but I'm not gonna lie to you people, it isn't pretty. Well, its not that bad really, just a few clips here and there, some sentences are cut off in the beginning, but overall the show is intact and good. If nothing else, stay for the Ball Segment 40 minutes in, its worth it. There is Drama in the beginning, but we pick it up quickly. Hope you enjoy.Tim of TLB

Tim & James dive into a socio-psycho-analysis of their relationship dynamic and how it has cost them all but one friend. Don't let the subject matter's deep, heady content (which leads to a shocking revelation at the root of it all) fool you; it's still pretty damn funny.NOTE: Tim can't count, so don't listen to him when he thinks this is Episode 32 (it really is Episode 31). Good thing James does our taxes.NOTE the Second: We've now added album art to the mp3 tag, so please let us know if it actually worked.

So that's where Leeann was . . . on her death bed.Losing his balls gave Joxer special super HYPER power.The great Hairspray debacle.Leeann reviews a movie or two.The water at Leeann's work is especially fertile.TATA Nano (no, we don't mean mini boobs).James foresees his own demise in a dream, then forestalls it the very next day!We like soup . . . unless it's every. Single. Night.Leeann's Bitch O' the Week: Shotgun Wedding Shower.Don't you judge Tim's bloody meat."Don't turn off my radio when I'm not here!"Big spam for the old whore.Blah, blah, blah. Email us your comments, criticisms, or show topic ideas, or call our voicemail and leave us a message. (206/350.7345)

Hmmm . . . something seems to be missing here.Vacation, all we ever wanted . . . Was the last show's title confusing to anyone, or are we just paranoid?Joxer McNoballs, now with more Lamp Shade?Sleeping-in on vacation: Dream come true or nightmare?Stalking at the local movie exchange.The musical stylings of Patrick Wolf.James's Mustang pukes in the garage . . . and down the driveway, into the street.The eyes have it.Can year-old chips kill you?Pearl platter for two. Can anyone stop the Head On marketing machine?Commercials we don't hate.Three servings of spam.John and Wendy, where are you? Email us your comments, criticisms, or show topic ideas, or call our voicemail and leave us a message. (206/350.7345)

Who Is the Biggest Pervert?Post Xmas StuffWii-gateWow, my parents are peopleHippo DogTim's B-dayLeeann's Bitch of the WeekNew Years Traditionsecopod.co.ukRandom StuffSpam anyone?Happy New Year to our Listeners

We have a Solstice celebration with a little Christmas in the mix:'Twas the night before Xmas.Solstice, because we can.Shopping for a nervous breakdown.Leeann's Xmas Bitch 'O the Week.The worst F-word of them all: Family.Two's company and a million's a crowd.We open up presents "live" on air.Some news items of note:Medical Myths Refuted.Don't get raped in Saudi Arabia.No More Pink Nails!When your Xmas "bonus" isn't really yours. We get too distracted by shiny new toys and burning CDs to continue an intelligible conversation. Share your Holiday Horrors with us by leaving a voicemail at 206-350-7345, or email your story to [email protected] Happy SolstiChrismaKwanzakah!!

People get shot, but there's free pizzaIt's the holidays at workBreaking Bitch NewsSecret Santa sucksEmail and voicemail shout outs to Nanette from the For Whatever Reason podcast, and listeners CB and Mekeekee Wii like to playWe get one funny spam out of 209The glowing electric pillowDigital death, and the end Call us @ 206-350-7345 or email at [email protected]

Cursing at WorkThe FCC wants to kill cableCall us, we have voice mailWe read EmailListener Poll: Men to Women ratioFamily Guy Gags: Too much of a good thing or just too much?The MTV of oldLeeann's Bitch O' the Week . . . or fourYou have Spam, and it's hot, Betch!!!The Prophet is not a teddy bear?Home Remedies, they're a good thing A jaunty hello to Tim and Nanette at For Whatever ReasonCall us at 206-350-7345 and leave a comment, or leave one on the blog. Or you can email us at [email protected] and don't forget about the myspace page.

It's Thanksgiving, and we're full of it. . . Thanksgiving We have a garage sale Cat Fight anyone? Sesame Street: After Dark Leeann's Mom's fiancé's family Dead Men's babies Text Bombs Charity and Lights In your Face Book To our Listeners, We Love you, how come you don't call anymore? Leave a comment on the blog, on our Myspace page or email us at [email protected] a good weekend.TJ&L

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of Halloween. It will start to play right in your ear, when you download 23 . . . Show number? We don't need no stinkin' show number!Tim and Leeann: The Date . . . The Marriage . . . The HorrorHalloween 2007—Trick or TreatJ Depp . . . Kind of scaryChina Watch 2007: Aqua Dots, because lead poisoning just wasn't good enoughLeeann's Bitch of the Week: Gas CrapJames has a Freaky Friday . . . kind ofSammies at QuiznosTon's Mongolian GrillCops here are drunkFortune Cookie TellersIs Leeann a WHORE?We have a contest and you have an email to write . . . Stephanie's Button and NaNo WriMo And the rest . . . Here on Tastes Like Burning! Email us at [email protected] or leave a comment on the website. Don't forget to visit us on MySpace and become a friend of the show!

Halloween Plans 2007Leeann ponders demon dongHow we decorateLeeann's Party—Tits & TeethLeeann's cousin sucksShout outsBig Hugs to For Whatever ReasonJames is all Red about his Halloween at workTim BitchesPublic Radio wants money . . . and so do the policeCalling SandiThrow up dirt skirtHalloween: The Music Video—watch it on Google video for high quality, or just watch it on YouTube . . . . . . . . . well go on, watch it . . . Email your comments or audio comments to [email protected] or leave a comment here on the website.

And now back to our regularly scheduled podcast.President Al Gore gets a prize, and there is political talk but not really.The Buffy Horror Picture Show.The News NOW IN HD + HD radio? Really?Smoking Update.James test drives a 2008 Mustang GT.The Simpsons . . . wedding?Oprah had a pee rag, and Tim supports peeing in the shower.Tim has a wake up call he hopes never happens again.Sometimes office pranks go too far.Radio Head free.Some people have no morals and what we're dealing with here is a total lack of respect for The Law.New California law and why it is stupid.Don Davis Auto Group sucks balls in a big way.Leeann needs party advice.Liam Sullivan has a new Kelly video out: Let Me Borrow That Top Email us a mesage or an audio comment at [email protected] leave us a comment on the blogpage. But no pressure, really . . .

Are you green?'Cause we're Super Green . . . Gas guzzlers and gas shortages. Ozone at ground-level is bad, mmkay? We gonna rock down to Electric Avenue and buy ourselves a mower . . . and a weed whacker . . . and a blower. Texas and California air are each just as smoggy, but California's is more smuggy. Electric cars are coming if Tesla Motors has anything to do with it, even though GM tried to kill them. WieDaMark LED light bulbs and CFL light bulbs. Solar Power to the people. Water conservation and Grey Water. Leeann's Bitch of the Week: Recycling Hypocrisy. Living outside the margins to save paper. Corn-based ethanol is is not all it's Jimmy-cracked up to be. Let us know how you live green by leaving a comment or emailing us at [email protected].

We have puppy problems (but nothing too bad) while we debate (and praise) the Dog Whisperer. James has a meeting at work and it is irritating and pointless. Our new weekly segment: "Leeann's Bitch of the Week" Tech support for parents is hard, but over the phone? Fuggedabowdit . . . Psychotic white Mustang chases James at nearly 100mph. Nina Gordon: The woman. The music. The podcast: Suffragette Radio. Taco Bell has a new commercial and Tim is ready to vomit . . . err, boycott. Chinese ciggies and our own bad habit. Article: Spiders spiders everywhere, and Tim has a theory. No more Lassie; pass the Mr. Bigglesworth, please. It's the Zimbabwe buffet and pets are on the menu. Don't let that Outro music fool you; we keep blabbing. So stay a while past the music.Leave a Comment or email us at [email protected].

The Texas Mourning Dove Massacre; Liam Sullivan's Kelly is gonna BETCH SLAP you, shetbag; Tim farts to the tune of Sara Silverman; Tim and James ponder why Show 7 has so many downloads; The newest big news at the Tastes Like Burning studios is a bitch . . . well no he's actually a boy, so really it's just a dog; Leeann is a photoholic; A CHRISTIAN PHONE BOOK lands on our doorstep; and other random stuff.Shout outs to:For Whatever Reason & Hometown TalesLeave a comment or email us at [email protected]!

Tim is Evil . . . duh; Leeann makes Tim puke; Comments from the website; We have DSL now; For Whatever Reason show still rocks; Signing cards at work can suck; Don't you hate it when this happens?; Big A-holes spur a rant; Tim drops the F-bomb about saggin' pants\shorts (or "britches," as Leeann and her dad call them); The United Way can be WAY crappy, prompting a random rant at the end. All this and more after this download.Email us at [email protected] or leave a comment!

We're 2/3 drunk and you're not. So pour yourself a drink and, like, listen and stuff.Cheers!--TLB

Exploding playgrounds, collapsing bridges, category 5 hurricanes, OH MY!; Timmy talks in Olympic-sized circles; James & Tim review Zombie Honeymoon; Leeann reviews Stardust; The movie, Hate Crime, makes us think; Kitty B. and the White Cotton Panties; The radio is repetitive and redundant; Organic milk rocks and doesn't give you man teats; Environmental Estrogens; Leeann & James get pissy; Department of Corrections For Whatever Reason; Bucket o' Estrogen-fish to 2 Guys 1 Brain; Bottered Watle; Stupid co-workers; James & Leeann call a truce over a brewskie; Timmy's insecure about his non-alcoholic ways; Leeann & James decide to drunk podcast . . . RIGHT NOW!; Irish Hell; Juan the Goat; Abusive pricks and the pregosaurs who love them; Diets are hard . . . on the NON-dieters; Leeann's overdue book; iPhones still suck; Domestic surveilance; and barebacking with Catherine the Great.NOTE: We take back everything we said about AT&T. We love them. And their affordable DSL service.

We're too lazy to podcast; Leeann gets a mammogram; Leeann on Weight Watchers; Leeann's dental fun; Shout-outs; Hairspray & John Waters; Sugar daddies and the gold diggers who date them; Ball-ripping fun; Peeny piercing; Getting schooled in a graveyard, India-style; James gives away the ending to Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows; Collapsing bridges make us sad and ponder the safety of our own bridges; Choppers falling from the sky; Chinese imports will kill you and your children and your pets; James reviews Transformers; Bastian spooking the hell out of us; and Leeann's bitch, Piper, sees dead people.

Lucky number 13 on Friday the 13th is our longest show yet . . . Mwahahahahahahaaaa!! The cat came back; James's dental surgery fun . . . or at least the painkillers were fun; Leeann's La Bare's experience leaves her scarred for life; Giving Sebastian the Monkey-cat a chemical burn with a very bad product; James's shameful night at a bath house; Leeann's public park tryst on a picnic table outside the local ballpark; Tim's almost shameful almost caught parking by a cop; Tim tries to call Bekka & Lesley; Superstitions and fears; a shout out to Sandi; Don't you hate it when your name is made into a song?; and Leeann reviews the new Harry Potter movie.

Tastes Like Burning is cheaper by the dozen, or so we've heard. Intro? We don't need no stinkin' intro! Sebastian the monkey-cat almost kills James's Moto RAZR; James & Tim sentence the neighborhood tabby cat to death; PS2 DDR is totally fab; James's volunteer work is a total crapfest; Public puking; 4th of July fun; Leeann disses James's homeschool upbringing; Fortune Cookie Minute; Tim calls his dad; We dish on a Missionary Woman; The Star Wars exhibit wasn't all it's cracked up to be . . . unless you're smoking crack; and email us comments, bitches! [email protected] or [email protected]

A night at the movies: We review Man of the Year, Epic Movie, and Valley of the Dolls; Fads, but not really 'cause tyrades are so last year; Sucky customer service; Stupid Spoiled Whore Gets What She Deserves, or Paris Hilton Goes to Jail; Personal-space Invaders; Pet peeves; Tim won't stop touching his . . . microphone . . . and nearly deafens us all (yes, including you, dear listeners. But don't worry; I edited out the ear-splitting pops); Leeann also won't quit fidgeting with the equipment; Speaking of inappropriate touching, don't you hate when strange people touch you?; and Everybody interrupts Everyone and Tangents Abound.

We made it to number 10!! Woohoo! The imminent Harry Potter theme park; why did the original Dumbledore portrayer have to die before making all seven movies? Exercising is demonic; belly dancing; how to kill a frisbee made easy; hypnosis is a bunch of crap--or not . . . who can say really--but faith healing really is a bunch of crap; James goes off on big SUVs and the idiots who drive them, dropping the F-bomb more times than we could track; and when growing our very own Puss in Boots goes horribly, grotesquely wrong (we're talking genetic experiment, Chernobyl mutation wrong).

In a very special Memorial Day TLB, we pop a podcast virgin's cherry; a friend's wedding, more dead grandma, and our funeral tyrade continues; how to make mint iced tea; our favorite chemical sweeteners and mouse butt cancer; a corny, sweet topic; Drinking and tasting alcohol; lets discuss some freaky sex acts; speaking of sex, every song is about sex or self-servicing, sorta; and a slight equipment malfunction.A thousand apologies for the low audio, the Tim-in-a-can sound of Number 8, and the James-&-Paul-in-right-and-left-cans sound (think of it as podcast surround sound) of this show. Our technical difficulties have now been resolved with a little sweat, blood, and solder, so Number 10 should be crystal clear and fantabulous.--J

We're BAaack! (Finally.)Hiatuses are bad for business; ch-ch-changes; Timmy's new job; a dead grandma; Smoking stops and starts; that wacky Arkansas misadventure; getting excited about going potty and why do cigarettes make you go dook?; and when male anatomy is disproportionate.

You could start out with uh, a 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, but I hear 7 is the most popular.Change in the weather, Mother Nature needs Prozac, Survivor gets real, Celebrity Duets, Watches are so out, and emails and other Crap. Sorry about the slight hiss in this eppy, it seems our levels were messed up by DAMN DIRTY APES!!! Email us at [email protected] or leave us a comment at tasteslikeburningshow.blogspot.com. P.S. if you are sitting there reading this, we love you and thanks for listening.

Leeann drops in for another visit--YAY! Pranks on co-workers are fun; the ghosts of Halloweens past and future raise the dead; touching JonBenet Ramsey; the "miracle" tree in San Antonio really isn't & other bullshit; and penguins on the highway are better than some things. See The Maze James and Tim built for one of Leeann's Halloween Partys. Tim is staring as your guide Poco.

Terror Alert, Terrorism is Bullshit, Give Me A Dollar...Bitch, Spensive Cookies, and other crap... Email us at [email protected] or visit tasteslikeburningshow.blogspot.com for other fun links.

Tastes Like Burning #3 Our friend Leeann stops by to share her wisdom on the show.Coffee is great, especially when I make it. People who drive, or at least the stupid ones. Stopping smoking isn't nearly as tasty as lighting up, and how to tell someone they need a mint.Please leave comments or email us at [email protected].

Leeann returns for more, an entire hour later. We talk about MySpace, for better or worse. Wishing Robin Williams well, and our after death plans. The crazyness gets, well crazy I guess as the hour gets late, with ANOTHER special guest near the end of the show.Please leave us a comment or email us at [email protected]

Spiders, Pools, and Pee Wee OH MY!

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