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James Gets A Car Thinking of New Zealand Sarcophagus Upgrade Pond Be Gone $1 CDs! Movies: Gasland & Monsters Email Us or Call Us @ 817-754-0570 Love Links: Chrystal Lauren =) Shelly

Super Sexy 3,000 Space Pyramid! It's sNOw Big Deal Electric Xanderella FCKH8.com Snow My God Egypt Fixed It's Shit Fixing Egypt Shit Dark Target House Planting DIYDS 4 James Has a Terminal Car Fever More Bloopers at the End! Email us, or Call Us at 817-754-0570. Hello to Lauren!

These are the promo bloopers, completely natural, 100% tardyness due to misfiring mouths. I guess these could even be used as a long promo....anyway, enjoy.... -Tim

Oh Hi, This week we release an odd episode and talk about: Xana-Dont the batshit dog Snow Days The Super Bowl New YouTube Video Promos / Bloopers Stay Tuned to the last 3 minutes for the bloopers, I wish we had them every week! Also I think we will add a promo page to the site so we can put promos we make and any promos you guys make, available for download. YAY! Email us or Call Us at 817-754-0570

Christmas Day Birthday DRM(om) Mr. Hankey Visits TWICE New Camera New ZuneHD NEW YEARS and Bill Burn Plus, sorry in advance to Arizona Email us or call us @ 817-754-0570

Thanksgiving or something Black Friday 2 Turkey @ Leeann's Solstice Eclipse of the Heart Shopping Giftmas Childhood Memory Email Us or Call Us at 817-754-0570 Hello to: Chrystal Shelly

Dog IQ Prozac Collar Last Call Alex Thanksgiving Plans? The Wedding Camera Poll Boo Boo Texting While Deaf Email us or call @ 817-754-0570

***Skip ahead 30 minutes if you dont want to hear the family drama and psychological dissection part of the show =) *** Family Feud The Home Edition Social Martyr Pumpkin Carving Thumb Mexican Jackpot! Emails & Voicemails Email Us or call @ 817-754-0570 Link Love: Chrystal from Life of Spaguys Wife

Dunkin Do-Nots Coffee Smart Lights All Hallows Eve Email us or call at 817-754-0570

Our Party Halloween Greetings Otto: Or Up With Dead People Blacula NY Zombie Outbreak Eating a Human Eye Related E Stalker Other Stuff Email us or call at 817-754-0570 Link Love: Redboy Big Fatty

Ghost of Maple Bacon Texas Rangers Destroy Relationships Step Funeral Deadie Grams Hey Ashley Dead Cat Spew Dead Cheese Dinners Galore Email Us or Call Us @ 817-754-0570 Link Love Shelly

Behold this Timmah! in which I announce some kind of new stuff and some tiny changes...if you cant make it through that then skip to 17 minutes in, and go from there. Don't miss the Deadie Grams promo, its a spooky good time. Hope you are all doing well. Take care. Tim 817-754-0570 tlbshow @ gmail . com

Bekka...Stuff...and Junk! Email Us or Call Us 206-350-7345 or 817-754-0570 Just like: Shelly's Podcast

Join us for this not so secret recording of James and Tim and our very good friend Megan!!!

I Beweave in Laura Bell Bundy Childhood Moment: Dead Girls Necklace L being a B & B in NYC Lady GaGa's Name Targeted by the Gays Prop 8 stuff Email Us or call us at 206-350-7345 or 817-754-0570

Caught in a Refinance Reconnecting with Friends Megan's Birthday & Sushi Phone Call with Kentie DIYDS All over the place Mommie Dearest Showdown? Random Stuff Email Us or Call 206-350-7345 or 817-754-0570

The Office Tea Off Belly Dance The Bitch Is Back Afro Teens Spider Boats Other Stuff Email Us or Call 817-754-0570

4th of July James' Birthday No Job For You Catching Up Love to All of You Back On Track Email Us or Call @ 206*350*7345 Shout Outs: Chrystal Shelly Manager John Kentie Chuck Julie R.J. & Chris C.B. Lauren Tracy and Introducing Ashley

Just wanted to drop in, say hello. There's weight loss, An Anniversary, A Birthday and Surprises inside....Come on by for some coffee...we'll talk.... 206-350-7345 or tlbshow @ gmail . com

Memorial Day Surprise Date Night Institutional Commericals Nightmare on Elm Street (reboot) Where the Wild Things Are The Time Travelers Wife Voicemail and Email PS Timmah 9 was removed due to insufficient space issues, if you want it (why would you) I can email it to you or repost at a later date.) Email Us or call @ 206-350-7345 or 817-754-0750

Bell Jars on Tables but no Hershys Kisses, One Jury Summons I better not Misses, Download the show, I swear I wont sing... P.S. One of these is my favorite thing.... Email or call @ 206-350-7345 or 817-754-0570

Special Guest Bekka Aldi Grocery Store...Meh Biking Meeting the Neighbors Stories from Bex Bex Needs Sex Email Us or Call @ 206-350-7345 or 817-754-0570 Spreading The Love: Shelly Ranger John

Unless they do.... Oil in the Gulf, Shrimp in the pan, sounds like a new Timmah! Yall..... I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. 206-350-7345 or tlbshow @ gmail . com

2 Post Cards and a Magnet Religious Hypocrisy James Sees Something New Dog (Taken Away) No More Kiddy Thieves Working Out Email us or call @ 206-350-7345 Shout Outs: Chrystal Lauren Johnny RedBoy

I'm feelin' good from my head to my shoes... Know where I'm goin' and I know what to do... I podded up my point of view... I got a new attitude... Email Us or Call @ 206-350-7345

Jen meets Tim & James at Olive Garden for a lunch full of retarded hilarity! Hooray! Email Us or Call Us at 206-350-7345

Holy crap, you guys! We finally made it to 100 . . . . . . OK, this is getting ridiculous, how many more of these are th Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE MicrosoftInternetExplorer4 er—whassat, Timmah? Oh . . . Finally! The Finale. Enjoy PART 4! Featuring special guest, Bekka! The last of the Voicemails! Emails! And More! Email Us or Call Us at 206-350-7345

Holy crap, you guys! We finally made it to 100 . . . . . . OK, now I'm certain I've said that before. Before . . . Beeee-foooore . . . Before 4? Oh! It's PART 3! Featuring special guest, Kentie! A George Takei PSA! Voicemail! And More! Check back tomorrow for Part 4, when we'll have another special quest, more sillyness, and more fun! Email Us or Call Us at 206-350-7345

Holy crap, you guys! We finally made it to 100 . . . . . . Wait. Did I already say that? Deja vu. Anyway, here's PART 2! Featuring special guest, Leeann! Shenanigan craziness! Voicemails! And More! Check back tomorrow for Part 3, when we'll have another special quest, more craziness, and more fun! Email Us or Call Us at 206-350-7345

Holy crap, you guys! We finally made it to 100 . . . . . . Part 1 of it anyway, featuring special guest, Shelly! Crazy shenanigans! Voicemails! And More! Be sure to check back in the coming days for Parts 2 and beyond, when we'll have more special quests, more shenanigans, and more fun! Email Us or Call Us at 206-350-7345

Heya People, I get sick of health, the Oscars, thinking of presents for Mom and other stuff, aren't you totally shocked out of your mind? Yeah Yeah Yeah, I'm Crafty!!! And goofed up on Nyquil. [email protected] 206-350-7345

Water Heater No Heater Water Our House Tries to Electrocute Us SNOWPOCALYPSE! NOOKUMS! James's Flu-filled Valentine's Day Wendy Russell, Crafting Canada One Awesome at a Time We Don't Have Olympic Medals to Give Away, So Purple Plastic Peelers Will Have to Suffice Email and, Oy, So Much Voicemail, and the Rest! Email Us or Call Us at 206-350-7345 Contest Winners: Email Us Your Mailing Addresses Immediately! Three Winners and Some Shoutouts: Lauren Casey Johnny Kentie Shelly, Uh! Steve C. TJ Tracy Thelma

A Whale of a tale as only Timmah and James can tell it. Enjoy. [email protected] 206*350*7345

James Really Doesn't Like PossumsCo Co Go Go? No No!The Neighborhood Brat Patrol Makes Us See the LightTLB Birthday Wishes! (Listen to Find Out Who . . .)Dept. of Tying-up Loose Ends: The Axe and GAP "Gifts"Jeff & Josey Go on a Vacation "Mission" to Peru and Bring Home More than a Warm Fuzzy FeelingOne Whale of a TaleA Confounding Poll Concerning Toilet Hygiene HabitsSpeaking of Toilets . . . Unnaturally Hot Farts Give Us PauseNew Year's Wii Karaoke with Leeann and Ron—PLUS—The Mic Works for Podcasting, TOO! Thanks, Chuck & Erin!News of the Sick & TwistedWe Want to Bestow the Best Thing Since Sliced Oranges upon Three Lucky ListenersDept. of TMFI: DIY Dog Glands Maintenance (after the outro) Email Us or Call Us at 206-350-7345 Shoutouts: LaurenCBBig C & Erin

We talk about the past month we have been in pod-hybernation. The Holidays, Tim's Birthday, Christmas Faux Pas and more. Thank you to all of you for your support and your voicemails and emails. We love you. Oh and Happy New Year!Does anyone actually read this??? Let me know! [email protected] or [email protected]. Call us at 206-350-7345

Tastes Like Burning: Timmah! 5: Glitter Monkey Snow Globe is ready for your ears. Have a great week. -T

Happy Holidays!New Notify Package System Is a SuccessLorna's Gift with WordsThe Presence of Big C and Erin's PresentsTLB's Random Neighborhood RoosterDeck the Halls with Even More LEDsTLB Movie Reviews—The Good: FEAST, Journey to the Center of the Earth, The Bad: brüno, and The Ugly: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter Boxbe BitchingsBirthday WishVoicemail, Email, and the Rest! Email Us or Call Us at 206-350-7345 Shoutouts (in no particular order): LaurenLornaBig C & Erin Shelly Steve C. Ranger JohnL Dawg

Thanks But No ThanksgivingBlack Friday Slumber Party at Walmart and Best BuyWe Have Joined the 21st Century: PS3 & HDTVTLB Movie Review: Land of the LostLauren's Emails Email Us or Call Us at 206-350-7345 Shoutout: Lauren

Roadtrip to Austin for Frank's Birthday (But Mostly to See Shelly)We Bought the Super Cool Special Edition STAR TREK XI on Blu-ray Even Though We Don't Have a Blu-ray PlayerTLB Movie Reviews: Zodiac, CTHULHU, Jay & Silent Bob Do Degrassi, and QuarantineBekka's Birthday SingalongBirthday Wishes to Rod and ThelmaJames Has a Celebrity Twitter Geek-outManager John Now Has a Podcast of His Very Own: Gag the ManagerTim's Childhood Memory Double Feature: First Heater Use of the Season/Medieval 1970s Era Furniture and Jesus HillPlayin' the Discotheque 8-Tracks on Our Hi-Fi Is Just the Bees Knees, Dontchaknow?Turkey Day Cometh, Sans ChineseJames's Adventures in Car Maintenance Part Twenty-Aw Who the Hell Even Cares Anymore . . .Voicemail, Email, and the Rest! Email Us or Call Us at 206-350-7345 Shoutouts: Manager John & CharleneShelly & Fab FrankSteve C.Dan & CJ

Halloween at the TLB StudiosDouble Your Freddy, Double Your Frightmare!How Old Is Too Old for Trick-or-Treating?A Beary Special Box Crawls Our WayAll the Way from 1979: "Paul Linde's Halloween Special" Featuring the Musical Stylings of Florence Henderson and KISS!TLB Movie Reviews: Trick 'r Treat and The Curious Case of Benjamin ButtonScary Stories We Tell You in the DarkScary Stories from Our ListenersEerie Emails, Viscious Voicemails, and the Rest In Pieces! Soundclips: Sarah's Song from Hocus Pocus; The Usual TLB Music, Only Creepified; "Baby Button Eyes" Scene from "The Simpsons;" and "Creepy Doll" by Jonathan Coulton) Email Us or Leave Us Voicemail! 206/350.7345 Shoutouts! The 13 Skulls PodcastChrystal! Mgr. JohnBig C (aka, Chuckers/Chuckles)

It's a new Timmah! Well sort of. T.L.B. Presents Glitter Monkey Theatre. Chills and thrills await, or hopefully some laughs. So sit back, relax and enjoy. Don't forget to bring a cup of your favorite hot beverage.

Sherrie's Tater TotsSandi!TLB Wants Your Spooky Scoop! Send Us Your Bone-Chilling True Tales of Terror . . . or Extreme Discomfort!We Like AutumnSad Monkey Mamas Drink Their Own Sad Monkey MilkGerman Trucker Jacks and Jackknifes in SwedenTexas May Not Recognize Same-sex Marriage, but Dallas Tries to Recognize the Gay Big D: DivorceTLB Movie Reviews: Watchmen and EragonShelly!Voicemail and Email Remember to Send Us Your Creepy Stories by Email or Voicemail! 206/350.7345 Shoutouts! Sherrie!Sandi!Shelly!Chrystal!Lorna!Lauren!CB!Big C (I gueeess . . .)

Thank you for all the love and support. It's all about you, people. You complete us.

Tim Doesn't Care for Apple ProgramsDinner with Shelly & FrankDallas's Very Own "Almost" 9/11RIP Patrick Swayze—We Loved You in To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything! Julie Newmar and Point Break and GhostKevin Smith's View AskewniverseAutumn Is Here & Halloween ApproachethWe Call Shenanigans on a Review of Our ShowEmail & VoicemailOur After-dinner Conversation with Shelly & Frank Email or Call Us at 206/350.7345 Shoutouts: ChrystalShelly and FrankSModcastDan & CJ of Love Long and ProsperThanks to LDOG for this Week's Album Art!

It's like a phone conversation but without the charges, I think maybe I need to get a Zoom H2 for my portable recording. What do you think? Enjoy.-Tim

Labor Day. What's the Big Deal?Eclipse Outage & Smoke Stoppage—Shut Up About It Already!The TLB Website Has Risen from the Ashes—And It's Better Than Ever!F#@! You Penguin!Woman Sues Dolphins9/11 Advertisement Goes Over Like a Hijacked PlaneText & Drive PSATLB DVD Reviews: Dance of the Dead, Night of the Demons, "French & Saunders: On the Rocks", "French & Saunders: Back with a Vengeance", and Joss Whedon's "Dr. Horrible's Singalong Blog"Email, Voicemail, and the Rest! Email or Call Us at 206/350.7345 Shoutouts: The Spa Family: Chrystal, Rod, and the Spa KidsShelly and Fab FrankKentie & Ranger JohnTim of For Whatever ReasonBig C & Steve C of Bear Crawling

Reading RainbowWeek from HELLTim's Parents Called Him Fat . . . and Chunky. And Heavy.Neighborhood Meeting Cult Tries to Induct UsWe Caught a Couple of Goons on Our Security WebcamThe Intrepid Tried to Eat Timmy . . . with Its ButtFire Drill ShenanigansLayoffs Cometh (To Our Co., Not to Us Personally)Senator Kennedy DiedRude Girl. That Was Different.Movie Reviews: "Dollhouse", Monster Squad, Clue, and October MoonEmails and a Whole Lotta Voicemails Email Us or Call Us at 206/350.7345Shoutouts: Lauren in NZChrystal & Rod Kentie Ranger JohnSteve CManager JohnLorna

Get Off Our Porch, You Damned Kids!Same Old Dogs, Brand New Dog TagsSecurity Camera Shopping at Fry'sScottish Security Camera ChatBig Surprise: The Police Are Absolutely No HelpEzryAfter on TwitterMovie Reviews: Blade Runner, and ShelterVoicemail, Email, and the Rest . . . Email Us or Call Us at 206/350.7345Shoutouts: Kentie C.B. Manager John Shelly ChrystalLorna

BirthdaysLetting Go: EzryBusted Mustang Returned & SoldEx-Gay Is Not OKLunch with JenDinner with L & R: Panda HouseHigh-Tech Swimsuits: OK, or Neoprene Steroids?Some News ItemsTLB Movie Reviews Too Numerous to List HereAnd the Rest! Email Us or Call Us at 206/350.7345Shoutouts: Larry, aka L-Dawg Kentie C.B. Redboy Thelma MeKeeKeeManager John ShellyBig CChrystal

While I made light of Ezry being missing on the last show, it really does bother me. I guess I thought if I took it to seriously, it would really mean she was gone. I always did deal with serious issues with humor first. I think I have come to the conclusion that she isn't coming home. I know it has only been a week but I feel like I need to mourn her and move on. We had Ezry for 10 years. She was our first pet, and I loved her very much. Nothing would make me feel better than to be proven wrong by the universe and to have her bound out of nowhere and back to us, but the reality is, we had a wonderful 10 years together and her memory will be with me always. I love you Ezry, no matter where you are, I hope you are at peace. We Miss You.