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88 DAYS TILL FOOTBALL (summers over) + BEST NAPS + EARLY WIZ KHALIFA

Jun 2, 20261h 34m

INDY 500 RECAP + FAT STATS + SLEEP INJURIES

May 27, 20261h 17m

INDY 500 + TORNADO DRILLS + BLOCKBUSTER

May 19, 20261h 49m

NICKNAMES, FALL CREWNECKS + VOLLEYBALL GIRLS

May 12, 20261h 48m

CINCO DE MAYO + SHANE BATTIER + HUNTY MOTHERS DAY

May 5, 20261h 35m

NFL DRAFT PITTSBURGH, FICTIONAL DOGS + TACO BELL

Apr 28, 20261h 26m

WEED KID + RAVENS UNIS + DO WE LIKE COWBOY HATS?

Apr 21, 20261h 34m

CAITLIN CLARK RETIRED? + INDY 500 PARTY + PROM ENGAGEMENT PICS

Apr 14, 20261h 28m

Ep 180SPRING IS OVER + FALCONS JERSEYS 🗑️ + RANCH GIRLS + MATT FORTE > WALTER PAYTON

"When I have pizza with me in the car i'm PRAYING for red lights." That's the reality of rushing home with a fresh box before digging into the first slice raw, completely free of ranch. We look back at the glory days of rolling up 7 deep to Mayfest in ur Grandma's old Buick LeSabre wearing baggy Jordan shorts and carrying a styrofoam McDonald's cup. Plus we map out the sheer terror of talking to your middle school gf on a landline from inside a backyard shed while your parents yell at you🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com00:01:24 - Live Remotes00:05:04 - Indy 500 Fest00:07:58 - The Clubhouse00:11:26 - Easter Aunt00:13:20 - Dumb Projects00:18:45 - First Holiday00:22:15 - Creepy Bunny00:27:03 - Summer Vibes00:28:45 - ATL Uniforms00:32:59 - Joe Buck Call00:36:02 - AFC vs NFC00:39:35 - Car Pizza00:41:46 - Ranch Obsess00:47:31 - NBA Shoulders00:50:48 - Sprint Calls00:54:47 - Phone Skills00:59:00 - Shed Calling01:03:11 - NBA Rumors01:07:04 - Sixers Mascot01:09:00 - Mayfest Lot01:13:35 - IHSAA Rules01:17:00 - Jim Rome Era01:20:46 - Quiet Dome01:25:02 - Jersey Trivia01:34:42 - Sports Brain01:37:44 - Endzone Celly01:45:00 - Forte Take

Apr 7, 20261h 48m

Ep 179NFL DRAFT DAY TWO 💕 DRUMS VS. FLATS + BOOZER

🎶Now you're just a Grbac that I used to know🎶 We look back at the guys from high school who transitioned from dip spit and white cargo shorts to a clean cut Abercrombie waffle tee. We also break down the pure PTSD of having a kid from St. Pius drop 68 points on your head while your high school girlfriend watches from the stands. Plus we draft the best available shoulders in history and debate if Family Guy and Sam's Club are AFC or NFC.📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com00:01:06 - Photo Album00:01:28 - Charlie Batch00:02:54 - Boozer 00:05:42 - Reaction Vids00:08:42 - Shtation00:12:20 - Work Disasters00:14:08 - Stadium Food00:17:19 - Jersey Patches00:22:42 - NFL gurlz00:26:11 - Broments00:28:18 - Draft Day Two00:30:45 - Best Shoulders00:34:39 - Iguodala00:37:34 - Randy Moss00:40:07 - Swimmers00:44:23 - The Godfather00:50:28 - Brady Quinn00:55:52 - Family Guy01:02:43 - Drums vs Flats01:06:30 - Colin Cowherd01:08:33 - Coldest Name01:11:58 - Mall Comedy01:16:51 - Truck Push01:21:01 - Fitted Hats01:30:02 - Little League01:35:45 - CYO Decals01:42:50 - Luther Head

Mar 31, 20261h 43m

Ep 178VASECTOMY HOOPS + NFL WEDDINGS + RICH KID BASEMENTS + BABY SHOWER HUNTY

We draft the best available places to watch March Madness, from sitting on frozen peas after a perfectly timed vasectomy to a high school classroom with a substitute teacher. Plus we look back at a Pittsburgh Steelers themed wedding where Ed Hochuli should have been the officiant and try to pinpoint the exact moment your childhood sports dreams died. Do we talk about Kyler Murray or the best numbers in each sport? NO cuz this isn’t a sports podcast. Do we talk about fumbled lent promises? NO cuz this isn’t a catholic podcast. Do we talk about rich kid basements NO cuz this isn’t a reminiscent podcast 😌📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com00:01:22 - Diet and Fat Stats00:02:18 - Papa Johns Pizza Commercials00:03:39 - NFL Themed Weddings00:06:34 - Pittsburgh Steelers Fight Song00:08:45 - Wedding Cookie Tables00:11:16 - NFL Referee Ed Hochuli00:12:55 - Christian Ponder Vikings00:13:47 - Arch Manning Texas Football00:14:55 - Elementary School Classrooms00:18:22 - Celebrity Crush Bracket00:20:45 - Las Vegas Stadium Swim00:23:54 - Jake Plummer Broncos00:25:48 - Big Ten College Bars00:27:53 - Beefsteak Dinners00:32:19 - Vasectomy Recovery00:35:52 - Post-College Buddy Houses00:37:00 - Awkward Zoom Calls00:40:45 - Kyler Murray Cardinals00:43:41 - Best Sports Jersey Numbers00:48:15 - NFL Jersey Number Rules00:49:31 - Rich Kid Friend Houses00:51:00 - Indiana University Basketball Jerseys00:52:50 - Long Road Trips00:55:13 - Childhood Sports Dreams00:59:37 - Co-ed Baby Showers01:08:19 - Joe Rogan Podcast01:11:59 - Best NBA Jam Duos

Mar 24, 20261h 24m

Ep 177MARCH MADNESS LEGENDS, TITANS UNIS + POOL PARTIES

Imagine being at middle school fball practice and watching a kid in full uniform walk off the field while his dad screams at him. We look back at the absolute chaos of kids quitting sports mid-practice and the sheer panic of going to an end-of-the-year pool party when you realize girls are actually showing up. Plus we debate if a Thanksgiving Eve NFL game ruins the best bar night of the year and dream about a fully NFL-themed restaurant with Terry Bradshaw pouring drinks.📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com00:00:36 NCAA March Madness Video Game00:01:51 Spring Break College Basketball00:03:07 Tyler Hansbrough UNC Highlights00:04:17 Kenny George UNC Asheville00:06:03 Best Small Airport TSA Lines00:10:02 College Football Gameday Towns00:14:07 Michigan Fab Five Fries00:17:31 Peyton Manning Hiking Guide00:22:30 Vince Carter Dunk Contest Card00:24:11 Ripping NFL Trading Cards00:26:40 NFL Thanksgiving Eve Game00:27:16 Blackout Wednesday Football00:30:16 NFL Christmas Eve Games00:33:37 Playing NFL Blitz on Thanksgiving00:35:56 Peanut Butter Burgers Review00:38:08 NFL Theme Restaurant Idea00:44:48 Tennessee Titans Throwback Jerseys00:49:21 Sports Media on Twitter00:51:57 Playing Chicken in the Pool00:55:42 Middle School Pool Parties01:00:07 Meeting Weird Dads01:02:37 Joey Porter vs Ben Roethlisberger01:06:48 Danny Amendola Dad Golf Cart01:09:48 Coach Orgeron vs Dan Campbell01:15:12 Kid Quits Youth Football01:18:08 Ritters Frozen Custard01:19:43 Biggest Sports Trade Deadlines

Mar 18, 20261h 29m

Ep 176MARCH MADNESS AURA, BEST COLLEGE HOOPERS + PEYTON MANNING BEEF

"Every guy during a bro hangout is secretly setting something up w a girl for later" We look back at the absolute glory of hanging out at lake houses in June and the feeling of dropping everything to go to a catholic school festival (not a religious pod). We finally face the hard truth about Broncos Peyton Manning and why he hates Indy. Plus we remember the most savage high school players we ever watched, draft the best months of the year during Mel's Best Available, play AFC vs NFC, talk about March Madness during spring break😍 and look back at how cold McDonald's All-American games used to be. Do we talk about Tyler Hansborough? No. Do we talk about Greg Paulus? No. Is Noel Devine a fake name? Ye📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com1:08 - Diet and Pizza Stats5:34 - Papa Johns Breadsticks7:54 - 90s NFL Football Pads10:35 - Peyton Manning Broncos14:14 - Local TV Commercials14:49 - Best Months Ranked15:21 - October Fall Weather18:12 - December Holidays23:01 - May Indy 500 Racing24:42 - 90s NBA on NBC27:00 - Catholic School Days30:56 - November Thanksgiving33:23 - Michigan State Football36:21 - March Madness Hoops39:47 - Summer in June41:27 - Lake Houses in June45:07 - AFC vs NFC Fast Food49:14 - PB&J vs Grilled Cheese52:32 - Latrell Sprewell Knicks56:30 - NFL Ref Ron Torbert59:39 - Sports Radio Intro1:02:07 - College Hoopers 2009-20121:09:31 - HS Athlete Mt Rushmore1:10:12 - Ed McCaffrey Broncos1:12:37 - LeBron HS Highlights1:15:22 - OJ Mayo High School1:24:52 - Joe Mauer MLB Draft

Mar 10, 20261h 30m

Ep 175NORMAL GUY COMBINE, DOWN BAD ACCUTANE + GRBAC GETS A GIRLFRIEND?

"Nobody has gone from constantly having a dip in their mouth to being terrified to dip faster than Gerbach." Imagine the absolute heartbreak of watching your high school middle linebacker friend get a girlfriend and immediately trade his cut-off shirts and Grizzly Wintergreen for an Abercrombie V-neck. We look back at the glory days of Oklahoma Sooners shiny helmets and settle the debate on why the Florida Gators are strictly an AFC college football team. Plus, we draft the all-time greatest smells, from fresh tennis balls and AutoZone to the sheer danger of taking a whiff of arts and crafts rubber cement. 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com00:01:13 Discussion about calling Soulja Boy and rappers putting phone numbers in songs00:03:05 Hearing about running a normal guy combine to catch a loose dog00:04:36 Conversations about doing ladder drills and foot fires00:06:43 Remembering the linebacker name Elvis Grbac00:07:30 The trauma of being the high school acne kid and taking Accutane00:10:34 The absolute heartbreak of Gerbach dating a girl and changing his vibe00:14:13 Listening to memories of driving a rusty Ford Taurus00:15:24 Getting number one buzzcuts at Supercuts00:19:10 Realizing Gerbach is quitting dip for his new girlfriend00:26:55 Hearing about the shiny Oklahoma Sooners helmets and long numbers00:29:00 The glory of watching Oklahoma play in the Cotton Bowl00:29:42 Breaking down college football conference vibes00:30:52 Deciding why the Florida Gators are strictly an AFC team00:35:07 Drafting Mel's best available smells00:36:50 Making a gas station run for gummy worms00:39:10 The pure magic of opening a fresh can of tennis balls00:41:07 Remembering the 4:00 AM spring break departure smell00:44:38 Listening to memories of walking into AutoZone and hitting the plastic keyboard00:47:47 The underrated glory of pushing an orange cart around Home Depot00:52:24 Remembering the absolute heat of fresh blacktop parking lots00:56:40 Smelling fresh Play-Doh and subway bread01:00:38 The sheer danger of taking a whiff of rubber cement as a kid01:02:45 Falling to jersey death in moccasins01:05:22 Reading emails about nostalgia for Big East tournament hoops01:07:24 Hearing about dads on a BlackBerry with a trackball01:09:28 Discussing nostalgic games and Brett Favre on Monday Night Football01:12:13 Breaking down the athlete name bracket with Dexter McCluster01:16:48 Deciding between Euchre, pickup hoops, and senior skip day on a spring night

Mar 3, 20261h 22m

Ep 174COMBINE SECRETS, BEER OLYMPICS DISASTERS + JEROME BETTIS HAS MY AIRPODS???

Sneaking into the old school NFL Combine at the RCA Dome was basically an underground drug deal back in the day. Going through puberty with sweaty armpits and swollen nipples is an absolute nightmare that nobody ever warns you about. We also hit the clubhouse emails to break down the dead giveaways that a sports fan is old and why adult beer Olympics always end up being a total dumpster fire of girls crying and people puking in the yard.📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com0:00 - Intro1:13 - The Cinci Jersey and Fat Shoulders2:20 - Puberty5:58 - The Combine Coaches' Sick Joke11:34 - Destiny: Being a Combine Coach12:41 - The Wisest 40-Yard Dash Guy15:00 - The Combine Quarterback16:41 - Combine Gear and Tai Streets20:40 - Michael Myers at the Combine26:56 - Clubhouse: Flanker27:07 - Old Guy Dead Giveaways30:30 - Launch Angle34:23 - Dads and AIM36:51 - AIM Versions40:35 - Beer Olympics47:41 - Clubhouse: Plaxico Burress' Mouthpiece48:58 - Jubilation Station50:35 - Other Cool Gear Alterations (Alvin Kamara, Sean Taylor)55:33 - Purdue (NFC) vs. IU (AFC)57:49 - Hate the Team or the Fan?58:50 - Jubilation Station1:07:16 - Bettis Airpods

Feb 24, 20261h 19m

Ep 173VALENTINE'S VOMIT, SPORTS HEARTBREAKS + MATT LEINART

We talk about Joey's dumpster fire of a weekend puking his brains out after his daughter's birthday, and relive an insane story of him almost throwing up on live radio while hungover from taking Irish bombs. We then welcome the Clubhouse to talk about the most electric mid-2000s NBA All-Star nostalgia, crushing sports heartbreaks like the Steve Bartman game, and debate if Matt Leinart, Cam Newton, or Tom Brady would be the ultimate college dorm roommate. We finish with a trip down memory lane ranking the best vintage Nike and Air Jordan commercials. 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com00:00 Intro & Joey's Valentine's Day Puke Disaster10:15 The Time Joey Was Hungover on Live Radio18:40 Elite NBA All-Star Weekend Nostalgia25:30 The Clubhouse: Worst Coaching Attire & All-Time Sports Heartbreaks38:00 Who is the Ultimate College Athlete Roommate?48:15 The Absolute Biggest NFL Players Ever55:20 Old SportsCenter Highlights & Legendary Nike Commercials

Feb 17, 20261h 5m

Ep 172HAIR TRANSPLANT SURGERY, JEFF SATURDAY EYELINER + THE COACH'S DAUGHTER

The boys kick things off by breaking down the absolute panic of nervous-talking to Kevin Gates at the Grammys, spotting Urban Meyer in full Ohio State gear at the airport, and Joey's insane experience getting his third hair transplant while completely awake. We then hit the Clubhouse to debate the strict unwritten rules of office pizza etiquette, relive the terrifying lore of high school substitute teachers, and discuss the ultimate danger of making out with your varsity coach's daughter. We finish with a deep dive into why you need to replace the family photos at your cubicle with vintage Dante Hall and Vince Carter posters. *📬 SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]*🎧 Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408*🍻 Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro*🧢 50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com00:00 Intro & Airport Candy Strategies10:30 Nervous Energy at the Grammys & Tyra Banks18:15 Jeff Saturday's Eyeliner & Hating Drake Maye24:00 Joey's Awake Hair Transplant35:40 Making Out With The Coach's Daughter45:10 Substitute Teacher Urban Legends52:30 Middle School Arcade Lock-Ins01:05:00 Office Pizza Etiquette & Cubicle Posters

Feb 11, 20261h 17m

Ep 171GIRLS GETTING READY STRESS, DOWN BAD IN MATH + MENDOZA IS A HUNTY?

Dive into the absolute misery of bombing your middle school math tests and praying for completion grades from the linebacker-turned-teacher, before reliving the ultimate nightmare of broadcasting a high school game to an audience of four while giving your family computer a virus. We then hit the Clubhouse to debate the insane pregame stress of girls getting ready in a dorm room, the shocking reality of the high school "weed kid" graduating from Harvard, and the terrifying armpit-sweating anxiety of walking across the bleachers at a varsity basketball game. We finish with a breakdown of the most electric Jon Gruden miked-up moments and drop the ultimate survival guide for dodging day-one hangovers at three-day bachelor parties.📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com00:00:00 The Philosophy of a Solid C Grade00:00:45 The New Digs: Moving to a Co-Working Space00:03:46 Team Jordan Shoes and the B-Minus Budget00:04:47 Flirting with the Honor Roll00:06:55 After-School Help and College Math Struggles00:11:40 Dad's Math Meltdowns00:16:55 Listener Email: Volleyball Broadcasting & Virus-Riddled Apps00:20:06 Joey's Anxiety-Inducing College Radio Broadcast00:25:59 Listener Email: The Weed Kid Who Went to Harvard00:35:34 Listener Email: High School Gym Entrance Social Anxiety00:46:48 The Mystery of Neighbor Dan00:49:02 Listener Email: Is Fernando Mendoza a Hunty?00:54:29 Listener Email: Miked Up as a Math Teacher & Favorite NFL Moments01:01:28 Listener Email: Bachelor Party & Wedding Survival Guide01:11:16 Wrap Up and Outro

Feb 3, 20261h 12m

Ep 170THE RICH FRIENDS HOUSE, DOWN BAD IN JEANS + CAM NEWTON HIGHLIGHTS

We talk about the absolute cabin fever of being trapped inside during a blizzard and look back at the elite nostalgia of having a tiny kitchen TV. Then we hit the clubhouse emails to talk about the golden era of getting concussed playing basement Slam Ball and why wearing jeans to a college class is a total dumpster fire move. We finish off by building the ultimate coaching staff to take to Twin Peaks and breaking down why Cam Newton at Auburn was the craziest thing to ever happen in college football.📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com0:00 Intro & Welcome0:05:00 Naming the Head Coach: Starting the Staff Draft0:15:00 Offensive Strategy: The 'Who Killed Laura Palmer' Playbook0:27:30 The Defensive Line: Forces from the Black Lodge0:40:00 Audience Check-in & Mid-Show Analysis0:55:00 Special Teams: The Crucial Role of the Log Lady1:10:00 Finalizing the Roster: Unexpected Coaching Selections1:20:00 Wrap-up & Final Thoughts

Jan 27, 20261h 24m

Ep 169DOWN BAD ON PARLAYS, THE PHONE SIT + MAJESTIC JERSEYS

Throwing in a dip on a first date at an Indian casino is the ultimate guy activity. The post-Super Bowl no man's land is officially here, which means it is time to look back at the elite nostalgia of Brisco High Nike commercials and why grown men are still shedding tears over vintage Michael Jordan ads. We also hit the clubhouse emails to break down the golden era of twelve dollar Steve and Barrys hoodies and why you need to start scheduling fake steakhouse board meetings just to drink beers with your friends.📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com00:00:00 - Intro & Sports No Man's Land00:00:30 - Charlie Batch & Local Sports Media00:03:07 - TG Origin Story: The Cat Sit & Knee Cyst00:05:08 - Ale Emporium: The Strip Mall Takeover & Game Day00:10:33 - The 'Pre-Programmed' TV Excuse & Hotel Bit00:13:17 - The Target Audience & Joey's Advice00:16:47 - Listener Email: Post-Super Bowl Sports & Purdue Basketball00:33:04 - Legendary Nike High School Commercials00:41:10 - Keeping in Touch: Board Meetings & Bro Hugs00:47:44 - Listener Email: College Merch & Stephen Berries00:55:10 - Listener Email: Earliest Sporting Event Memories01:07:07 - Wrap-Up & Final Plugs

Jan 20, 20261h 9m

Ep 168FLIGHT FROM HELL, NFL THEMED AIRLINES + REGULAR GUY COMBINE

"Hi pretty lady". Imagine saying that to Brock Purdy's wife the first time you meet her just to stay in character. We just survived a 37-minute flight to Sedona that turned into a three and a half hour manifest situation ending in Yuma right on the border. At least we had sour gummy worms and time to pitch a billion-dollar idea for official NFL themed airlines. If you do not think a Steelers plane with Terrible Towels and Franco Harris boarding groups would sell out instantly, you are out of your mind. 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com00:00 Intro and feeling so alive with P.O.D.06:15 Hearing about doing NFL combine three-cone drills while changing cat litter10:20 Discussion on tracking down Kenny Britt for a random Thursday autograph15:15 Conversations about the insane Lendale White mannequin prank at USC19:45 Listening to the chaotic flight from hell diverted to Yuma25:30 Pitching NFL themed airlines and legendary player boarding groups34:10 Soundboard hotkeys and casually stealing Qdoba forks42:15 Middle school sock fashion and pulling up the pink Nike Elites48:30 Pitching James Harrison on Survivor and athletes on game shows

Jan 13, 20261h 7m

Ep 167MIDDLE SCHOOL TRAUMA, RECESS QB + VINCE YOUNG FATHEADS

"I'm retiring the minute I'm not joyful." Aaron Rodgers played an all-time game and the Steelers are finally feeling good. We talk about the trauma of middle school Bull in the Ring drills and the absolute power move of a mom bringing Krispy Kreme cupcakes to seventh period. Plus, we answer a listener question about whether life-size Vince Young Fatheads need to make a comeback.📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com00:00 Intro and pitching Steelers player mixed drinks03:15 Discussion on the Aaron Rodgers game and wearing layers to the stadium08:45 Conversations about ruining folded jeans at Old Navy12:15 Why girls hate their birthdays and getting older17:30 Remembering the absolute trauma of Bull in the Ring drills23:45 Listening to memories of moms bringing cupcakes to class and white Nike Shox30:45 The massive responsibility of being all-time QB at recess36:10 Hearing about weird car dealership commercials and depressed dogs41:30 Death by quesadilla and going to comedy shows alone48:10 Reading emails about Vince Young Fatheads and Steelers quarterbacks

Jan 7, 20261h 3m

Ep 166INSANE SCHOOL LUNCHES, DENTING VARSITY CARS + HOME ALONE LIES

"Did you catch it?" Imagine being a chubby fourth grader who just did a cannonball onto the hood of the varsity middle linebacker's car to catch a recess game-winning touchdown. We look back at the absolute chaos of school lunches, from the legendary custom nacho bar to the sheer anxiety of seeing a teacher walk over to yell at you for eating last night's dinner leftovers. Plus, we talk about the harsh reality of the Washington State flag guy and why local car dealership commercials keep interrupting Sunday Night Football.📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com00:00 Intro and recapping the packed Chicago live show03:45 Dealing with donut hands and drunk guy phone screens07:30 Watching the Hawaii Bowl and eating chicken nachos09:50 Discussion about the glory days of school nacho bars and Lunchables18:15 The pure anxiety of parents coming to eat lunch with you21:20 Hearing about dads throwing heat at recess kickball29:10 Remembering kick and catch and tracking down punts31:45 Breaking a secret Santa Cubs neon sign on Christmas36:50 Reading an email about denting a varsity linebacker's parked car39:50 The crushing reality of the College Gameday Washington State flag42:45 Realizing Home Alone was filmed in a gym and local news green screens47:10 Conversations about dad lingo and saying stick off instead of stiff arm53:15 Pitching color on color bowl games and Noah Eagle's hairpiece58:30 Back to school nostalgia, useless compasses, and mean median mode

Dec 30, 20251h 16m

Ep 165THUNDER GO OUT SAD, AARON RODGERS DARKNESS RETREAT + WRIGHT THOMPSON

"Eat, Pray, Love for dads." That is how Wright Thompson's wife describes his book about the history of Pappy Van Winkle. We sit down with the legendary writer to hear untold stories about Tiger Woods, Michael Jordan, and sneaking Grateful Dead references into the Masters broadcast. The Pacers pulled off an insane comeback to steal game one from the Thunder in Oklahoma City. Aaron Rodgers is officially a Steeler and the White Sox might finally be getting sold. Plus, Mike Florio stops by to talk NFL OTAs and co-managing a fantasy team. 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com00:00 Intro and catching up on the weekend02:40 Discussion on the Pacers stunning the Thunder in game one21:40 Hearing the news about Aaron Rodgers going to the Steelers31:40 Conversations regarding the Oilers game one win over the Panthers37:10 Anthony Richardson updates39:15 Listening to the rumors about the White Sox getting sold49:40 Interview with Wright Thompson on writing about Tiger Woods and Michael Jordan01:42:10 Mike Florio joins to talk NFL OTAs and schedule releases02:19:55 Fyre Fest of the week

Dec 22, 20251h 13m

Ep 164STARBUCKS BABY JESUS, INSANE AFC VS NFC VIBES + BIG BEN FAKE SPIKE

"I put a Starbucks coffee in baby Jesus's hands." Imagine being downtown on the circle and seeing a venti cup sitting right in the manger while families try to take pictures. We look back at the absolute chaos of vandalizing neighborhood Christmas decorations and the pure glory of throwing a whistling Vortex football at recess. Plus we finally settle the debate on whether Target is strictly an AFC store while Walmart gives off massive NFC energy. 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com00:00 Intro and pitching the Zanies Chicago live show.04:15 Discussion on honey barbecue wings and turning into Sauce Gardner.08:30 Hearing about the insane color-coded closet and vintage Dolphins jerseys.14:20 The harsh reality of high school kids wearing shiesty masks.22:45 Breaking down why Target is AFC and Walmart is NFC.31:10 Remembering the pure glory of recess Vortex footballs and red dodgeballs.39:50 The sick feeling of the Big Ben fake spike interception against the Patriots.46:20 Putting a Starbucks cup in a downtown nativity scene.54:15 Why owning a local hardware store and taking pizza classes is the ultimate dream.

Dec 16, 202559 min

Ep 163ALL-TIME CHRISTMAS CHURCH BANGERS, DOWN BAD DIP SPITTERS + HOME DEPOT IS AFC

"The Three Wise Men should have been like a rap group." Imagine the sheer presence of these three guys pulling up to the manger in slow motion with gold and frankincense while everyone else is just standing around. We talk about the glory of Christmas church bangers and how a perfectly timed crescendo on "O Holy Night" will still make a grown man cry. Plus, we look back at the absolute shame of getting called out in the Instagram comments for wearing fake Jordans back in 2012 and the sheer panic of hiding dip spitters in your high school car.📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com00:00 Intro and getting tickies for the Chicago live show04:30 Buying dupes on the TikTok shop and the origin story of fake Jordans13:15 The sheer panic of hiding dip spitters from your mom19:30 Remembering the pure magic of opening a Kohl's box with an NFL jersey inside26:15 Cheating off your girl's Amazon wish list to win at holiday gifts30:15 The crushing reality of four tests on a Friday and guessing on scantrons34:30 Discussing Indie food spots and playing video games at Pizza King40:40 Hearing wild stories about Peyton Manning sleeping in the St Elmo basement42:30 Breaking down why Game Boy is AFC and Sega Game Gear is NFC48:15 Giving advice on working the graveyard shift in local sports radio54:20 Rating the all-time Christmas church bangers and the Three Wise Men pulling up

Dec 9, 20251h 20m

Ep 162MCDONALDS IS AFC BURGER KING IS NFC, DOWN BAD STEELERS + BEANIE BABIES

"If your life was a museum, what would be in the gift shop on the way out?" We look back at the absolute glory of hunting down late 90s McDonald's Beanie Babies and the pure panic of hiding in a basement from a tornado. We also settle the ultimate debate on why McDonald's is strictly an AFC restaurant while Burger King gives off massive NFC energy. Plus, we talk about the harsh reality of being a Steelers fan right now and the terrible style choices we made in middle school.📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com00:00 Intro and details for the Chicago live show02:40 Discussion on the Steelers going out sad and buying fake jerseys06:15 Hearing about sweating out a fever and wearing thick socks10:10 Conversations on birds charging on power lines and eagle attacks15:30 The sheer panic of pulling over in a ditch during a tornado warning20:10 Remembering the pure magic of McDonald's Happy Meal Beanie Babies23:45 Breaking down why McDonald's is AFC and Burger King is NFC28:10 Listening to memories of the elite era of baggy mesh Reebok jerseys38:30 Answering what would be in the gift shop of your personal museum42:10 Watching Kevin Love break backboards on Channel One TVs52:15 Reading emails about all-star weed kids and terrible middle school fits

Dec 2, 20251h 11m

Ep 161FAKEST WEEK EVER, ALL-TIME DAD PIZZA RUNS + LOW HOOP DUNKS

"You smell like outside." Imagine coming inside after a grueling seven-game series of driveway basketball against your dad and you are just starving for Papa John's. We look back at the absolute glory of lowering the hoop to seven and a half feet to try Vince Carter dunks and the ultimate Heisman moment of your dad walking through the door with three pizzas. Plus, we settle the bracket for the fakest work weeks of the year and figure out which Thanksgiving side dishes compare to NBA legends.📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com00:00 Intro and wearing a Brett Favre signed Packers hat04:15 Doing the local sports radio voice for Thanksgiving sides10:30 Breaking down why the week of Thanksgiving is the fakest work week18:45 The crushing reality and depression of the Sunday after Thanksgiving24:20 Remembering grassroots Black Friday at the Nike outlet in baggy sweatpants32:15 The sheer danger of going out on Blackout Wednesday before seeing family40:30 Answering emails and comparing Thanksgiving food to NBA players49:15 Realizing you played against Luke Kuechly in high school55:40 The absolute danger of taping your own ankles with spats for no reason01:05:20 Pitching the perfect NFL color-on-color matchups for Easter and Valentine's Day01:14:10 The pure magic of lowering the driveway hoop to seven and a half feet01:21:30 The Dad Heisman moment of picking up the Little Caesars pizza

Nov 26, 20251h 43m

Ep 160MICKEY DS DADS, DOWN BAD WET CLEATS + BASEMENT WEED KID

"I guess I pull off all their toenails." That is the kind of absolute nonsense you hear in the back row of a high school football practice while waiting for your reps. We look back at the glory days of pro pads, wearing baggy mesh jerseys over your equipment, and the pure anxiety of calling a girl's home phone only for her dad to pick up. Plus, we break down a massive clubhouse theory about how kids who slept in basement bedrooms were always the ones getting into trouble. 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com00:00 Intro and catching calf cramps in high school03:15 Pitching the Chicago live show and bringing your girl10:40 Remembering the glory of pro pads and wearing jerseys over your gear16:20 The absolute chaos of the back row at football practice21:30 Discussion on injured kids openly texting on the sidelines27:15 Going back to your high school semi-state game with a semi-truck horn34:10 Breaking down restaurant nicknames and why dads say Mickey D's39:45 Reading an elite email about basement bedroom weed kids46:30 The sheer panic of texting limits and calling girls after seven52:15 Listening to memories of old cell phone ringtones and LG Envys56:40 Hearing the news about Sauce Gardner and bringing back horsey sauce shirts

Nov 18, 20251h 14m

Ep 159INSANE ST JUDE ALTERNATES, DOWN BAD BORROW SLIPS + EASTER HUNTY

"I'd rather go hungry for four weeks straight than get a borrow slip." Imagine forgetting your lunch ticket in seventh grade and having to admit defeat to the lunch lady just to get a hot lunch. We look back at the absolute glory of the Scholastic Book Fair and the sheer panic of having to use the manual pencil sharpener in the middle of a quiet classroom. Plus we break down the ultimate holiday Hunty bracket to see if pastel Easter Hunty can somehow knock off Valentine's Hunty.📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com00:00 Intro and the dad workout of putting up the Christmas tree05:15 The absolute danger of taking off a starter jacket while driving09:30 Discussion on the Steelers slaughtering at SoFi and the Big Nut14:20 Remembering the sheer power of the Washington State flag guy19:10 Getting the borrow slip at lunch and the Scholastic Book Fair23:45 The crushing reality of huge football pencil erasers ruining math homework28:30 Conversations about the 06-07 Nuggets and random college teams we loved34:15 Breaking down the ultimate holiday Hunty final four bracket39:50 Faking sick and throwing up during the pledge of allegiance43:10 The pure anxiety of going to a 20-year high school reunion47:20 Hearing memories of moms aggressively vacuuming over your ankles53:40 Getting tossed by refs and St Jude pulling out alternate black jerseys01:02:15 Listening to the most random high school and college mascots

Nov 11, 20251h 28m

Ep 158DOWN BAD WHITE SOCKS, TAKING LAPS AT THE BAR + NOTRE DAME DADS

"Every dad who answered the door just had the whitest, plainest socks and the bluest jeans ever." We look back at the absolute glory of suburban trick-or-treating and the sheer panic of seeing into a neighbor's house for the very first time. We also break down the ultimate bar strategy of taking pace laps versus holding down a booth, and settle the debate on whether AIM is strictly an AFC messenger while MSN gives off massive NFC energy. Plus, we remember the elite era of Thursday night Big East football and discontinued Gatorade flavors.📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com00:00 Intro and pitting out vintage Pacers shirts03:15 Discussion on going to Monday night NBA games just for the beers06:40 Pitching the Chicago live show and getting tickets07:50 Breaking down the strategy of taking laps at a bar versus holding a spot11:30 Conversations about Halloween in LA and internet costume drama14:15 Remembering the glory of pitch black trick-or-treating in the suburbs17:10 The absolute reality of dads wearing white tube socks and blue jeans to hand out candy23:20 Discussing why AIM is AFC and MSN Messenger is NFC26:40 Listening to memories of terrible high school budget costumes29:30 The sheer panic of the apocalyptic line at Spirit Halloween32:15 Playing the college football groomsmen game and assigning Notre Dame39:20 The pure nostalgia of Thursday night Big East football games43:40 Remembering Gatorade X-Factor, Kudos bars, and Cream Savers49:30 Pitching Halloween-themed football accessories and angry coaches56:15 The crushing reality of Christmas car commercials taking over Halloween

Nov 4, 20251h 15m

Ep 157recess TD celebrations

🎟️ THESE GUYS LIVE CHICAGO 12/22 https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/40421352/these-guys-special-event-chicago-zanies-chicago?🍻FOLLOW TG ON IG https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslol/📬 Email the Clubhouse [email protected]🧢 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗰𝗹𝘂𝗯𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗰𝗵 https://benedictmerch.com/products/clubhouse-hoodie?variant=44118163914809 🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦 https://benedictpolizzi.com/shows/Sacramento, CA - Dec 4Phoenix, AZ - Dec 13-14

Oct 28, 20251h 25m

Ep 156is halloween happening?

🎟️ THESE GUYS LIVE CHICAGO 12/22 https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/40421352/these-guys-special-event-chicago-zanies-chicago?🍻FOLLOW TG ON IG https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslol/📬 Email the Clubhouse [email protected]🧢 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗰𝗹𝘂𝗯𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗰𝗵 https://benedictmerch.com/products/clubhouse-hoodie?variant=44118163914809 🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦 https://benedictpolizzi.com/shows/Sacramento, CA - Dec 4Phoenix, AZ - Dec 13-14

Oct 21, 20251h 9m

Ep 155Penn State’s next head coach

🎟️ THESE GUYS LIVE CHICAGO 12/22 https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/40421352/these-guys-special-event-chicago-zanies-chicago?🍻FOLLOW TG ON IG https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslol/📬 Email the Clubhouse [email protected]🧢 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗰𝗹𝘂𝗯𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗰𝗵 https://benedictmerch.com/products/clubhouse-hoodie?variant=44118163914809 🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦 https://benedictpolizzi.com/shows/Sacramento, CA - Dec 4Phoenix, AZ - Dec 13-14

Oct 14, 20251h 18m

Ep 154prank calling her house phone

🎟️ THESE GUYS LIVE CHICAGO 12/22 https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/40421352/these-guys-special-event-chicago-zanies-chicago?🍻FOLLOW TG ON IG https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslol/📬 Email the Clubhouse [email protected]🧢 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗰𝗹𝘂𝗯𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗰𝗵 https://benedictmerch.com/products/clubhouse-hoodie?variant=44118163914809 🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦 https://benedictpolizzi.com/shows/Sacramento, CA - Dec 4Phoenix, AZ - Dec 13-14

Oct 7, 20251h 19m

Ep 153I’ll eat 64 walking tacos

🎟️ THESE GUYS LIVE CHICAGO 12/22 https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/40421352/these-guys-special-event-chicago-zanies-chicago?🍻FOLLOW TG ON IG https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslol/📬 Email the Clubhouse [email protected]🧢 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗰𝗹𝘂𝗯𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗰𝗵 https://benedictmerch.com/products/clubhouse-hoodie?variant=44118163914809 🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦 https://benedictpolizzi.com/shows/Sacramento, CA - Dec 4Phoenix, AZ - Dec 13-14

Sep 30, 20251h 25m

Ep 152death of johnson & schmitty

🎟️ THESE GUYS LIVE CHICAGO 12/22 https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/40421352/these-guys-special-event-chicago-zanies-chicago?🍻FOLLOW TG ON IG https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslol/📬 Email the Clubhouse [email protected]🧢 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗰𝗹𝘂𝗯𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗰𝗵 https://benedictmerch.com/products/clubhouse-hoodie?variant=44118163914809 🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦 https://benedictpolizzi.com/shows/Baltimore, MD - Sept 25Sacramento, CA - Dec 4Phoenix, AZ - Dec 13-14

Sep 23, 20251h 9m

Ep 151THESE GUYS LIVE! CHICAGO 12/22

🎟️ THESE GUYS LIVE CHICAGO 12/22 https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/40421352/these-guys-special-event-chicago-zanies-chicago?🍻FOLLOW TG ON IG https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslol/📬 Email the Clubhouse [email protected]🧢 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗰𝗹𝘂𝗯𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗰𝗵 https://benedictmerch.com/products/clubhouse-hoodie?variant=44118163914809 🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦 https://benedictpolizzi.com/shows/Baltimore, MD - Sept 25Sacramento, CA - Dec 4Phoenix, AZ - Dec 13-14

Sep 16, 20251h 19m

Ep 150don't call fooball on

🍻FOLLOW TG ON IG https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslol/📬 Email the Clubhouse [email protected]🧢 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗰𝗹𝘂𝗯𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗰𝗵 https://benedictmerch.com/products/clubhouse-hoodie?variant=44118163914809🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦 https://benedictpolizzi.com/shows/Baltimore, MD - Sept 25Sacramento, CA - Dec 4Phoenix, AZ - Dec 13-14📺 WATCH JOEY ON VICE TVhttps://www.vicetv.com/en_us/channel-finder

Sep 9, 20251h 9m

Ep 149still scared of hot topic

🍻FOLLOW TG ON IG https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslol/📬 Email the Clubhouse [email protected]🧢 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗰𝗹𝘂𝗯𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗰𝗵 https://benedictmerch.com/products/clubhouse-hoodie?variant=44118163914809🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦 https://benedictpolizzi.com/shows/Baltimore, MD - Sept 25Sacramento, CA - Dec 4Phoenix, AZ - Dec 13-14📺 WATCH JOEY ON VICE TVhttps://www.vicetv.com/en_us/channel-finder

Sep 2, 20251h 31m

Ep 148shorts 🤝 long sleeve shirts

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Aug 26, 20251h 3m

Ep 147making out w the water fountain

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Aug 20, 20251h 7m

Ep 146all cats are girls

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Aug 12, 20251h 5m

Ep 1458th grade bathroom fights

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Aug 5, 20251h 8m

Ep 1442 guys with bad backs

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Jul 29, 202559 min

Ep 143Follow @theseguyslol on IG

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Jul 22, 20251h 7m

Ep 142the kid who ate black warheads

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Jul 16, 20251h 4m

Ep 141Dad's Love Lenny Kravitz

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Jul 8, 20251h 8m

Ep 140Fakest week ever

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Jul 1, 20251h 29m

Ep 139Summer's over

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Jun 25, 20251h 11m