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"When I have pizza with me in the car i'm PRAYING for red lights." That's the reality of rushing home with a fresh box before digging into the first slice raw, completely free of ranch. We look back at the glory days of rolling up 7 deep to Mayfest in ur Grandma's old Buick LeSabre wearing baggy Jordan shorts and carrying a styrofoam McDonald's cup. Plus we map out the sheer terror of talking to your middle school gf on a landline from inside a backyard shed while your parents yell at you🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com00:01:24 - Live Remotes00:05:04 - Indy 500 Fest00:07:58 - The Clubhouse00:11:26 - Easter Aunt00:13:20 - Dumb Projects00:18:45 - First Holiday00:22:15 - Creepy Bunny00:27:03 - Summer Vibes00:28:45 - ATL Uniforms00:32:59 - Joe Buck Call00:36:02 - AFC vs NFC00:39:35 - Car Pizza00:41:46 - Ranch Obsess00:47:31 - NBA Shoulders00:50:48 - Sprint Calls00:54:47 - Phone Skills00:59:00 - Shed Calling01:03:11 - NBA Rumors01:07:04 - Sixers Mascot01:09:00 - Mayfest Lot01:13:35 - IHSAA Rules01:17:00 - Jim Rome Era01:20:46 - Quiet Dome01:25:02 - Jersey Trivia01:34:42 - Sports Brain01:37:44 - Endzone Celly01:45:00 - Forte Take

🎶Now you're just a Grbac that I used to know🎶 We look back at the guys from high school who transitioned from dip spit and white cargo shorts to a clean cut Abercrombie waffle tee. We also break down the pure PTSD of having a kid from St. Pius drop 68 points on your head while your high school girlfriend watches from the stands. Plus we draft the best available shoulders in history and debate if Family Guy and Sam's Club are AFC or NFC.📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com00:01:06 - Photo Album00:01:28 - Charlie Batch00:02:54 - Boozer 00:05:42 - Reaction Vids00:08:42 - Shtation00:12:20 - Work Disasters00:14:08 - Stadium Food00:17:19 - Jersey Patches00:22:42 - NFL gurlz00:26:11 - Broments00:28:18 - Draft Day Two00:30:45 - Best Shoulders00:34:39 - Iguodala00:37:34 - Randy Moss00:40:07 - Swimmers00:44:23 - The Godfather00:50:28 - Brady Quinn00:55:52 - Family Guy01:02:43 - Drums vs Flats01:06:30 - Colin Cowherd01:08:33 - Coldest Name01:11:58 - Mall Comedy01:16:51 - Truck Push01:21:01 - Fitted Hats01:30:02 - Little League01:35:45 - CYO Decals01:42:50 - Luther Head

We draft the best available places to watch March Madness, from sitting on frozen peas after a perfectly timed vasectomy to a high school classroom with a substitute teacher. Plus we look back at a Pittsburgh Steelers themed wedding where Ed Hochuli should have been the officiant and try to pinpoint the exact moment your childhood sports dreams died. Do we talk about Kyler Murray or the best numbers in each sport? NO cuz this isn’t a sports podcast. Do we talk about fumbled lent promises? NO cuz this isn’t a catholic podcast. Do we talk about rich kid basements NO cuz this isn’t a reminiscent podcast 😌📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com00:01:22 - Diet and Fat Stats00:02:18 - Papa Johns Pizza Commercials00:03:39 - NFL Themed Weddings00:06:34 - Pittsburgh Steelers Fight Song00:08:45 - Wedding Cookie Tables00:11:16 - NFL Referee Ed Hochuli00:12:55 - Christian Ponder Vikings00:13:47 - Arch Manning Texas Football00:14:55 - Elementary School Classrooms00:18:22 - Celebrity Crush Bracket00:20:45 - Las Vegas Stadium Swim00:23:54 - Jake Plummer Broncos00:25:48 - Big Ten College Bars00:27:53 - Beefsteak Dinners00:32:19 - Vasectomy Recovery00:35:52 - Post-College Buddy Houses00:37:00 - Awkward Zoom Calls00:40:45 - Kyler Murray Cardinals00:43:41 - Best Sports Jersey Numbers00:48:15 - NFL Jersey Number Rules00:49:31 - Rich Kid Friend Houses00:51:00 - Indiana University Basketball Jerseys00:52:50 - Long Road Trips00:55:13 - Childhood Sports Dreams00:59:37 - Co-ed Baby Showers01:08:19 - Joe Rogan Podcast01:11:59 - Best NBA Jam Duos

Imagine being at middle school fball practice and watching a kid in full uniform walk off the field while his dad screams at him. We look back at the absolute chaos of kids quitting sports mid-practice and the sheer panic of going to an end-of-the-year pool party when you realize girls are actually showing up. Plus we debate if a Thanksgiving Eve NFL game ruins the best bar night of the year and dream about a fully NFL-themed restaurant with Terry Bradshaw pouring drinks.📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com00:00:36 NCAA March Madness Video Game00:01:51 Spring Break College Basketball00:03:07 Tyler Hansbrough UNC Highlights00:04:17 Kenny George UNC Asheville00:06:03 Best Small Airport TSA Lines00:10:02 College Football Gameday Towns00:14:07 Michigan Fab Five Fries00:17:31 Peyton Manning Hiking Guide00:22:30 Vince Carter Dunk Contest Card00:24:11 Ripping NFL Trading Cards00:26:40 NFL Thanksgiving Eve Game00:27:16 Blackout Wednesday Football00:30:16 NFL Christmas Eve Games00:33:37 Playing NFL Blitz on Thanksgiving00:35:56 Peanut Butter Burgers Review00:38:08 NFL Theme Restaurant Idea00:44:48 Tennessee Titans Throwback Jerseys00:49:21 Sports Media on Twitter00:51:57 Playing Chicken in the Pool00:55:42 Middle School Pool Parties01:00:07 Meeting Weird Dads01:02:37 Joey Porter vs Ben Roethlisberger01:06:48 Danny Amendola Dad Golf Cart01:09:48 Coach Orgeron vs Dan Campbell01:15:12 Kid Quits Youth Football01:18:08 Ritters Frozen Custard01:19:43 Biggest Sports Trade Deadlines

"Every guy during a bro hangout is secretly setting something up w a girl for later" We look back at the absolute glory of hanging out at lake houses in June and the feeling of dropping everything to go to a catholic school festival (not a religious pod). We finally face the hard truth about Broncos Peyton Manning and why he hates Indy. Plus we remember the most savage high school players we ever watched, draft the best months of the year during Mel's Best Available, play AFC vs NFC, talk about March Madness during spring break😍 and look back at how cold McDonald's All-American games used to be. Do we talk about Tyler Hansborough? No. Do we talk about Greg Paulus? No. Is Noel Devine a fake name? Ye📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com1:08 - Diet and Pizza Stats5:34 - Papa Johns Breadsticks7:54 - 90s NFL Football Pads10:35 - Peyton Manning Broncos14:14 - Local TV Commercials14:49 - Best Months Ranked15:21 - October Fall Weather18:12 - December Holidays23:01 - May Indy 500 Racing24:42 - 90s NBA on NBC27:00 - Catholic School Days30:56 - November Thanksgiving33:23 - Michigan State Football36:21 - March Madness Hoops39:47 - Summer in June41:27 - Lake Houses in June45:07 - AFC vs NFC Fast Food49:14 - PB&J vs Grilled Cheese52:32 - Latrell Sprewell Knicks56:30 - NFL Ref Ron Torbert59:39 - Sports Radio Intro1:02:07 - College Hoopers 2009-20121:09:31 - HS Athlete Mt Rushmore1:10:12 - Ed McCaffrey Broncos1:12:37 - LeBron HS Highlights1:15:22 - OJ Mayo High School1:24:52 - Joe Mauer MLB Draft

"Nobody has gone from constantly having a dip in their mouth to being terrified to dip faster than Gerbach." Imagine the absolute heartbreak of watching your high school middle linebacker friend get a girlfriend and immediately trade his cut-off shirts and Grizzly Wintergreen for an Abercrombie V-neck. We look back at the glory days of Oklahoma Sooners shiny helmets and settle the debate on why the Florida Gators are strictly an AFC college football team. Plus, we draft the all-time greatest smells, from fresh tennis balls and AutoZone to the sheer danger of taking a whiff of arts and crafts rubber cement. 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com00:01:13 Discussion about calling Soulja Boy and rappers putting phone numbers in songs00:03:05 Hearing about running a normal guy combine to catch a loose dog00:04:36 Conversations about doing ladder drills and foot fires00:06:43 Remembering the linebacker name Elvis Grbac00:07:30 The trauma of being the high school acne kid and taking Accutane00:10:34 The absolute heartbreak of Gerbach dating a girl and changing his vibe00:14:13 Listening to memories of driving a rusty Ford Taurus00:15:24 Getting number one buzzcuts at Supercuts00:19:10 Realizing Gerbach is quitting dip for his new girlfriend00:26:55 Hearing about the shiny Oklahoma Sooners helmets and long numbers00:29:00 The glory of watching Oklahoma play in the Cotton Bowl00:29:42 Breaking down college football conference vibes00:30:52 Deciding why the Florida Gators are strictly an AFC team00:35:07 Drafting Mel's best available smells00:36:50 Making a gas station run for gummy worms00:39:10 The pure magic of opening a fresh can of tennis balls00:41:07 Remembering the 4:00 AM spring break departure smell00:44:38 Listening to memories of walking into AutoZone and hitting the plastic keyboard00:47:47 The underrated glory of pushing an orange cart around Home Depot00:52:24 Remembering the absolute heat of fresh blacktop parking lots00:56:40 Smelling fresh Play-Doh and subway bread01:00:38 The sheer danger of taking a whiff of rubber cement as a kid01:02:45 Falling to jersey death in moccasins01:05:22 Reading emails about nostalgia for Big East tournament hoops01:07:24 Hearing about dads on a BlackBerry with a trackball01:09:28 Discussing nostalgic games and Brett Favre on Monday Night Football01:12:13 Breaking down the athlete name bracket with Dexter McCluster01:16:48 Deciding between Euchre, pickup hoops, and senior skip day on a spring night

Sneaking into the old school NFL Combine at the RCA Dome was basically an underground drug deal back in the day. Going through puberty with sweaty armpits and swollen nipples is an absolute nightmare that nobody ever warns you about. We also hit the clubhouse emails to break down the dead giveaways that a sports fan is old and why adult beer Olympics always end up being a total dumpster fire of girls crying and people puking in the yard.📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com0:00 - Intro1:13 - The Cinci Jersey and Fat Shoulders2:20 - Puberty5:58 - The Combine Coaches' Sick Joke11:34 - Destiny: Being a Combine Coach12:41 - The Wisest 40-Yard Dash Guy15:00 - The Combine Quarterback16:41 - Combine Gear and Tai Streets20:40 - Michael Myers at the Combine26:56 - Clubhouse: Flanker27:07 - Old Guy Dead Giveaways30:30 - Launch Angle34:23 - Dads and AIM36:51 - AIM Versions40:35 - Beer Olympics47:41 - Clubhouse: Plaxico Burress' Mouthpiece48:58 - Jubilation Station50:35 - Other Cool Gear Alterations (Alvin Kamara, Sean Taylor)55:33 - Purdue (NFC) vs. IU (AFC)57:49 - Hate the Team or the Fan?58:50 - Jubilation Station1:07:16 - Bettis Airpods

We talk about Joey's dumpster fire of a weekend puking his brains out after his daughter's birthday, and relive an insane story of him almost throwing up on live radio while hungover from taking Irish bombs. We then welcome the Clubhouse to talk about the most electric mid-2000s NBA All-Star nostalgia, crushing sports heartbreaks like the Steve Bartman game, and debate if Matt Leinart, Cam Newton, or Tom Brady would be the ultimate college dorm roommate. We finish with a trip down memory lane ranking the best vintage Nike and Air Jordan commercials. 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com00:00 Intro & Joey's Valentine's Day Puke Disaster10:15 The Time Joey Was Hungover on Live Radio18:40 Elite NBA All-Star Weekend Nostalgia25:30 The Clubhouse: Worst Coaching Attire & All-Time Sports Heartbreaks38:00 Who is the Ultimate College Athlete Roommate?48:15 The Absolute Biggest NFL Players Ever55:20 Old SportsCenter Highlights & Legendary Nike Commercials

The boys kick things off by breaking down the absolute panic of nervous-talking to Kevin Gates at the Grammys, spotting Urban Meyer in full Ohio State gear at the airport, and Joey's insane experience getting his third hair transplant while completely awake. We then hit the Clubhouse to debate the strict unwritten rules of office pizza etiquette, relive the terrifying lore of high school substitute teachers, and discuss the ultimate danger of making out with your varsity coach's daughter. We finish with a deep dive into why you need to replace the family photos at your cubicle with vintage Dante Hall and Vince Carter posters. *📬 SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]*🎧 Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408*🍻 Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro*🧢 50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com00:00 Intro & Airport Candy Strategies10:30 Nervous Energy at the Grammys & Tyra Banks18:15 Jeff Saturday's Eyeliner & Hating Drake Maye24:00 Joey's Awake Hair Transplant35:40 Making Out With The Coach's Daughter45:10 Substitute Teacher Urban Legends52:30 Middle School Arcade Lock-Ins01:05:00 Office Pizza Etiquette & Cubicle Posters

Dive into the absolute misery of bombing your middle school math tests and praying for completion grades from the linebacker-turned-teacher, before reliving the ultimate nightmare of broadcasting a high school game to an audience of four while giving your family computer a virus. We then hit the Clubhouse to debate the insane pregame stress of girls getting ready in a dorm room, the shocking reality of the high school "weed kid" graduating from Harvard, and the terrifying armpit-sweating anxiety of walking across the bleachers at a varsity basketball game. We finish with a breakdown of the most electric Jon Gruden miked-up moments and drop the ultimate survival guide for dodging day-one hangovers at three-day bachelor parties.📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com00:00:00 The Philosophy of a Solid C Grade00:00:45 The New Digs: Moving to a Co-Working Space00:03:46 Team Jordan Shoes and the B-Minus Budget00:04:47 Flirting with the Honor Roll00:06:55 After-School Help and College Math Struggles00:11:40 Dad's Math Meltdowns00:16:55 Listener Email: Volleyball Broadcasting & Virus-Riddled Apps00:20:06 Joey's Anxiety-Inducing College Radio Broadcast00:25:59 Listener Email: The Weed Kid Who Went to Harvard00:35:34 Listener Email: High School Gym Entrance Social Anxiety00:46:48 The Mystery of Neighbor Dan00:49:02 Listener Email: Is Fernando Mendoza a Hunty?00:54:29 Listener Email: Miked Up as a Math Teacher & Favorite NFL Moments01:01:28 Listener Email: Bachelor Party & Wedding Survival Guide01:11:16 Wrap Up and Outro

We talk about the absolute cabin fever of being trapped inside during a blizzard and look back at the elite nostalgia of having a tiny kitchen TV. Then we hit the clubhouse emails to talk about the golden era of getting concussed playing basement Slam Ball and why wearing jeans to a college class is a total dumpster fire move. We finish off by building the ultimate coaching staff to take to Twin Peaks and breaking down why Cam Newton at Auburn was the craziest thing to ever happen in college football.📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com0:00 Intro & Welcome0:05:00 Naming the Head Coach: Starting the Staff Draft0:15:00 Offensive Strategy: The 'Who Killed Laura Palmer' Playbook0:27:30 The Defensive Line: Forces from the Black Lodge0:40:00 Audience Check-in & Mid-Show Analysis0:55:00 Special Teams: The Crucial Role of the Log Lady1:10:00 Finalizing the Roster: Unexpected Coaching Selections1:20:00 Wrap-up & Final Thoughts

Throwing in a dip on a first date at an Indian casino is the ultimate guy activity. The post-Super Bowl no man's land is officially here, which means it is time to look back at the elite nostalgia of Brisco High Nike commercials and why grown men are still shedding tears over vintage Michael Jordan ads. We also hit the clubhouse emails to break down the golden era of twelve dollar Steve and Barrys hoodies and why you need to start scheduling fake steakhouse board meetings just to drink beers with your friends.📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com00:00:00 - Intro & Sports No Man's Land00:00:30 - Charlie Batch & Local Sports Media00:03:07 - TG Origin Story: The Cat Sit & Knee Cyst00:05:08 - Ale Emporium: The Strip Mall Takeover & Game Day00:10:33 - The 'Pre-Programmed' TV Excuse & Hotel Bit00:13:17 - The Target Audience & Joey's Advice00:16:47 - Listener Email: Post-Super Bowl Sports & Purdue Basketball00:33:04 - Legendary Nike High School Commercials00:41:10 - Keeping in Touch: Board Meetings & Bro Hugs00:47:44 - Listener Email: College Merch & Stephen Berries00:55:10 - Listener Email: Earliest Sporting Event Memories01:07:07 - Wrap-Up & Final Plugs