Therapy Gecko

A caller by the name of “Murdock the Hillbilly Vagabond” tells me his life story of visiting everywhere in the world, building an empire, and having it all taken away from him.Then a caller who admits to eating 4 Klondike bars in one sitting gives advice on how to stay healthy.Think of a number between 1 and 10. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An extremely high man calls in to talk about having 9 cats and NFT stuff. His name is Corey. He’s chill. Afterwards an employee tells us what it’s like at a suburban Walmart in Utah at 3 am, then a caller tells me about having his marriage blessed by a serpent and running a breakfast restaurant.Go stare at the moon. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller describes her tumultuous experience hooking up with a man with only one buttcheek, and how she makes weird dolls that look like Sid’s toys from Toy Story.Then a Canadian man alone in a hotel room attempts to persuade me into getting my penis shocked, and a final caller fears evolving their relationship into an open one.DM me pictures of lions on instagram (@lyle4ever).I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I talk to a caller about being an EMT while she was still in high school, whether or not it’s ethical to neuter dogs, and saving mountain children from certain death.Then I talk to a caller who regrets cheating in a relationship, a caller having mixed feelings about his peer’s growth, and a caller embattled in a workplace lawsuit.Jump up and down 3 times. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A guy calls me while recovering on the couch from a vasectomy to talk about his experience with the procedure. I was going to call this episode “The Vagecktomy” but I decided not to.Then a caller considers buying a CPR dummy from Amazon to be her friend, and a talk to a musician about making things that people want to listen to with their ears.Breaking dishes is fun. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A guy calls me from a rehab center located on a farm in Canada. It sounds like fun. They take him go-karting.Then we hear from a caller who’s reluctant to join the family snow cone business, and a caller dissects how getting yelled at on the internet can be beautiful.Don’t forget to wash your dishwasher. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Calls regarding flipping viagra pills, a life changing scooter accident in a foreign country, a burgeoning artist, and the Target parking lot.Try turning it off and back on again. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller finds her daughter’s dirty diapers under her roommate’s pillow. Lots to unpack.Then I talk to a DJ about spinning around the universe, critique the new Mario movie, and talk to a streaming enthusiast about their gambling itch and other aspects of their life.Bird watching is underrated. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A person calling from Macedonia (apparently that is in the Balkans) teaches me about his country and what life is like there. We exchange thoughts on commitment, communism, history, life goals, the afterlife, religion, sexuality, pyromania, and a lot of other stuff. Then another caller tells me about his plan to become a rich influencer via Chinese social media.Food tastes better when it’s shaped like a dinosaur. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller dating a computer controlled sim named “Monica” calls in to get some thoughts on the situation.Then we hear about a caller’s experience with shock therapy treatment, and talk to a former 3rd grade bully, an artist trying to create alone, and a final caller whose holiday gathering ended abruptly when everyone was bothered with the race of his Santa Claus figurine. They do not have wifi under the sea. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller’s roommate’s wife discloses that she is in love with him and wants to pursue a polyamorous relationship that entangles all members of the household. Tension ensues.Another caller shares his experience of moving 2000 miles away to start a new life, and a mother speaks on the differences between parenting as a teenager compared to parenting as an adult. Being a ghost is probably fun. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Doordasher questions his morality after stealing the food of a customer who took too long to reply.Later we hear from an apartment maintenance man who hates an elderly tenant, a caller feeling jealousy over their friend’s streaming career, a dude getting an adult circumcision soon, and a recently retired soldier shares their experience as a bisexual person in the United States military.I have no idea what I am doing. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A soldier keys me in on the pivotal moments of his life. Those moments include being struck by lightning at boy scout camp, dying twice, going to war, being trapped at sea on a military boat during the pandemic, his friend Joey, and much more. He’s a cool guy.Afterwards I talk to a guy feeling guilt for working at his dream job, and then the podcast is over.Can someone mail me some scrabble pieces? I misplaced a few. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller describes his experience waking up from a 6 week long medically induced coma. Then a return caller explains how I somehow saved their life, a caller leaves his last employer poor Yelp reviews in an act of vengeance, and an upcoming social media star is not sure if they should continue making out with a Naruto cutout on TikTok. Go skip a rock down a river. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller tells me how a company fishing trip stranded him at sea on a sinking boat while surrounded by sharks for 21 hours. Next a caller reads me notes from a journal they kept during an era of Tinder hook-ups, a caller ponders when to stop helping someone you care about, a concerned daughter worries her sister is scheming on their father’s will, and a final caller admits they’ve been habitually masturbating in sensory deprevation tanks.Write a poem about a hat and put it in your desk and never read it again. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller tells me how their life has been going since their grandmother walked in on them pleasuring themselves with a vibrating lightsaber.Afterwards a caller shares that she recently discovered her partner cross-dresses and reveals some worries regarding their relationship, then I speak to a caller who claims to be the youngest therapist in Austria. Riding horses is more fun than driving cars. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller trying to get into the physical education industry is not sure if it’s worth getting bitten by his students. Afterwards a caller tells me about her mother’s longtime wish for her to be gay, a caller shares how buying a gecko suit ended in romance, and I catch up with a friend from high school. Buying a book always feels like I’m lying to myself that I’ll read it. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller tells me why their patience for their friend's attraction to cartoon characters is wearing thin. Then a call center worker discloses that they look at their client’s homes while on the line with them, a caller discloses her obsession with blankets, and a final caller fears that there are not many “real” connections between people these days. Go to the hospital just to eat in the cafeteria. I heard they have good food. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller’s friend invites himself on the caller’s family vacation to Honduras and exhibits some bizarre behavior while there.Afterwards a caller reveals his aptitude for conjuring demons, a caller expresses their worries about orchestrating a “dancing hike” via Meetup now that 22 people have signed up, and a final caller wants to quit their job at Starbucks.I am going to go drink salt water. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A pizza delivery driver shares his experiences on the job, the various characters he meets along the way, and the frightening reality of seeing a bit of himself in these characters. Then a pair of brothers speak on some bubbling concerns over their gambling habit, a guy tells me how he and his best friend accrued 1.25 million dollars worth of debt, and a final caller questions if teaching grade school was the right career path for them. The DMV is a great place to make friends. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller tells me how they married a stranger they met on Instagram and moved with them to Germany within the span of three months.Afterwards a couple speculates on what to do with each other’s remains when they die, and a caller shares their desire to see Egypt after learning they were conceived on magic mushrooms.Try going outside. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I talk to a solider and aspiring chef about exploring his sexuality as well as the possibility of opening an Italian-Mexican fusion restaurant. Spaghetti tacos baby.Afterwards a caller tells me how picking up a naked hitchhiker taught them they do too much for others, I talk to a food service worker about the miracle of crack, and a final caller doesn’t want to inherit the family business.Check under your phone case for snakes. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller reminisces with me about his time driving the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile across 30 different states.Then a caller tells me about their child’s secret open adoption, and we learn from a caller what it’s like being an ASMR YouTuber.Being an ant sounds scary. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of my favorite calls lately: a single mother phones in to tell me about the trials and tribulations that come with raising 7 kids. It’s a real deep one.Afterwards a caller discloses that they have been vengefully using their employer’s company credit card since being fired, and a final caller knows for a FACT that the world is a simulation.Watch your step. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller fills me in on the pros and cons of being named Will Smith.Afterwards a caller tells me how he used several loads of cum to get revenge on his roommate, a caller has difficulty connecting with her estranged sister, and a caller trying to re-enter the dating scene as a single father.Do you have any games on your phone that I could play? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller tells me about her mother joining her “rave family”, and how that’s just the tip of the iceberg in their non-traditional relationship.Then a caller shares his desire to nuke his life and move abroad, and a final caller argues that things will be okay.Running near the pool is not allowed, but it is fun. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In a great full circle moment I am joined by comedian Tim Heidecker to talk to callers about time traveling coins, yard sale drama, life with a micro-penis, and other stuff too.Check out Tim’s YouTube channel here: https://youtube.com/@TimHeideckerAnd if you haven’t already go watch Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job + Tim and Eric’s Bedtime Stories on HBO Max.Life is like a game of chess. I don’t know how to play chess. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I am going on tour to 40+ cities around the US, UK, Europe, Canada, and Australia. Tickets are available now at https://therapygeckotour.com. Get ‘em before they sell out. DATES:3/16 PHOENIX AZ3/19 LAS VEGAS NV3/20 SALT LAKE CITY UT3/22 AUSTIN TX3/23 DALLAS TX3/24 HOUSTON TX3/29 DETROIT MI4/2 COLUMBUS OH4/3 INDY IN4/4 ST. LOUIS MO4/5 CHICAGO IL4/7 MILWAUKEE WI4/12 SAN DIEGO CA5/1 NASHVILLE TN5/2 ATLANTA GA5/3 TAMPA FL5/4 WEST PALM BEACH FL5/17 DENVER CO5/26 OSLO NORWAY5/28 COPENHAGEN DENMARK5/30 BERLIN GERMANY5/31 AMSTERDAM NETHERLANDS6/2 STOCKHOLM SWEDEN6/3 LISBON PORTUGAL6/8 DUBLIN IRELAND6/9 BELFAST UK6/12 GLASGOW UK6/13 MANCHESTER UK6/15 BRIGHTON UK6/16 LONDON UK6/27 VANCOUVER CANADA6/28 PORTLAND OR6/29 SEATTLE WA6/30 SAN FRANCISCO CA8/11 HONOLULU HAWAII9/7 TORONTO CANADA9/9 CHARLOTTE NC9/10 GREENVILE SC9/13 RICHMOND VA9/16 BALTIMORE MD9/17 PHILADELPHIA PA9/19 NEW YORK CITY11/10 LOS ANGELES CA(AUSTRALIA DATES COMING SOON) Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller explains how his job as an Uber driver has had a profound effect on his life in a variety of ways, a caller debates the ethics of pissing in the sink, and a final caller tries to be less competitive so she can attend board game night in peace.With a change in perspective, stains on the carpet can be decoration. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller wrestles with the consequences of sleeping with his uncle’s fiancé, and a mother and daughter reflect on their lives while on a road trip from Florida to New York.Then I am joined by adult film star Kazumi to talk to callers about their fear of holding babies, faking your death, and advice on talking to girls.Check out the full episode with Kazumi on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/UIkfLsjhZpAGo pet a cat. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stories of MySpace misuse with a decades long effect, a caller trying to be less hateful, a pair of sisters dealing with their mother, and a cousin who fucks chickens.Vlogs are like nature documentaries of humans. I am gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I am joined by renowned music critic Anthony Fantano to talk people on the phone as geckos.Topics include the toilet seat market, dealing with being alone, identity theft, a horny pet bird, the ethics of smoking weed, how long is too long to pursue a musical career, going on a date to the morgue, and other stuff too.Check out Anthony’s website here: https://www.theneedledrop.comI am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After being banned from my Twitch chat, a caller explains why he sent the message that got him banned and asks for a second chance.Then a caller tells me how their partner’s gender transition has caused them to reconsider their relationship, and a final caller desires to create a version of himself that isn’t being held back by his horniness.Life is short. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller has issues with feeling empathy and emotions, and tells me how their “femboy furry” persona has helped them navigate this.Afterwards a college student struggles to tell her mother that she’s a cam girl, and a final caller wonders if she should ditch her group of friends that constantly make fun of her.Don’t tell my mom I’m a gecko. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller considers becoming a surrogate mother for her boyfriend’s aunt at the age of 19.Then a guy calls in to express his constant fear that his girlfriend will discover his massive collection of pregnancy hentai, and a final caller who has recently retired reflects on her life.DM me on Instagram (@lyle4ever) your best joke. I am a gecko Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller tells me how the multiple boundaries their high school math teacher crossed resulted in a lifelong restraining order.Then we hear from a caller whose coworker makes out with dogs (yes dogs) at their work events, a person who has spent over $300 on gifts for their crush, and a final caller struggling with how his misdirected anger has hurt his mother.Gasoline smells kind of good in a weird way. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller tells me how his addictive personality is currently fueling his desire to spend all his disposable income on hook ups with prostitutes.Then a caller from Germany expresses concerns over her boyfriend using Instagram too much, and a final caller keys me in on their niche obsession with 9/11.Wasn’t that party wild last night? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller (excitedly?) tells me of an (incestual?) relationship between her father and step-grandfather.Then we hear from a guy who believes his grandmother may hate him after years of her refusing to say “I love you” back, and a final caller grows suspicious of her new boyfriend after he asks her for a large sum of money.Animals have no concept of a New Year. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller tells me how a bible study trip resulted in a persistent feeling of anxiety about the world ending.Afterwards a caller gets caught in a love triangle with his girlfriend and her mom, and a student from Germany calls in the middle of the night to reflect on how his rough childhood inspired him to teach children about emotional vulnerability.Don’t do anything I wouldn't do. Or do. I’m not your mom. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A man and his girlfriend reflect on a very impressive feat involving a McDonalds cup, a delivery truck, and explosive diarrhea.Then a health care worker tells us what he’s learned from working in a hospice, a man struggles with being shamed by his social circle for his fetish for being cucked, and a final caller debates what cut of pizza is the best while his wife writhes in pain from labor contractions in the background.Leave some crickets out for me this holiday season. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After a hard time living with her extended family in the hopes to save money, a caller reevaluates her options to move away after her uncle tells her she’s a disappointment. We also learn a lot about working at Target. It was a good call.Then after verifying that I am not a cop, a mother and son tell me about their recent family bonding experience at a strip club, and a final caller reflects on this episode’s calls while saying a bunch of stuff about capitalism.Happy Hanukkah. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A depressed clown talks about how difficult it is to make friends in the clowning community after becoming sober. We brainstorm some ways they can get out there and grab life by the honking red nose.Then a DoorDash driver tells me about delivering food to active crime scenes, a student tries to judge his peers less, and a final caller attempts to gain more perspective on mortality after a member of their Dungeons & Dragons campaign passes away.How do I get rid of a pimple on my left cheek? I think it is from the paint. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An active member of the “adult baby community” calls in to talk about this taboo subject, which involves daddys, diapers, rattles, and more. If you’ve ever wanted to know what goes on in a convention hall of adults pretending to be children…this is the episode for you I guess.Later a caller tells me how spending Thanksgiving in a mental hospital resulted in a much healthier perspective on family, and a guy chats with me while passing kidney stones. Movies are more user friendly books. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A new mother tells me how her family’s therapist ended up adopting her child with little questions asked. Now after gaining some distance from the process, the caller starts to rethink the situation.Then two guys seek advice on how to successfully perform pranks in a Walmart, a woman wonders whether or not her fears of her boyfriend cheating on her are warranted, and a guy who attended one of my live shows tells me about a romance that formed between him and another attendee.Roll a 3 or higher for a gecko blessing. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An actual licensed therapist calls in to tell me why he doesn’t like this podcast…and we eventually find some common ground over this extended conversation.Then a final caller seeks advice on how to start a bug themed podcast despite knowing absolutely nothing about bugs. I think it is a really good episode.Send me pictures of very juicy oranges on Instagram (@lyle4ever). I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After years of working in her parent’s Chinese restaurant with no pay ever since she was a small child, a caller tells me of the difficulties she fears will arise if she goes against her parent’s wishes and pursues her own goals.Afterwards a caller tells me how he tricked several people by starting a fake bakery, a caller fears his entire identity is centered around working at Microsoft, and a caller starts to see the negative side effects from habitually pulling his hair out.Plastic plants can be just as nice as real ones. I am a gecko.NEW GECKO MERCH: https://www.therapygecko.com/ Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller persistently performs his Elvis impression for me instead of getting tested for an STD he may have recently contracted.Then I speak to a caller who claims to be a vampire rapper, talk to a couple who’s dealing with the girlfriend having just cheated on the boyfriend, and help a final caller who’s dreading seeing his twin brothers during the holidays.Live. Laugh. Geck. I am a gecko.NEW GECKO MERCH: https://www.therapygecko.com/LINK TO GUATEMALA VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzRiTucneKw Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller considers becoming celibate after 6 months of non-stop hook ups.Then a caller and I discuss why we can’t be friends, a caller searches for more excitement in her life, a man explains how watching porn ended in a messy break up, and a final caller pursues legal recourse after being fired from her job.Is it too late to show up to the Macy’s Day Parade with a giant gecko balloon? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller describes her reasoning for temporarily living in her car, which we find out is a complex web of pros and cons.Then a guy confesses his sexual attraction to curtains, a caller asks how to get her co-worker to stop using her like a therapist, and a couple attempts to “sexually negotiate” with each other.Afterwards I talk to a person IN REAL LIFE who is on vacation alone in Cancun.DM me a screen shot from your favorite movie on Instagram (@lyle4ever). I am a gecko. Link to full Cancun video here: https://youtu.be/H4nMLPhUO4Y Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller tells the story of getting fired from their dream job as an art teacher for unjust and possibly illegal reasons. We discuss whether or not the caller wants to pursue legal action after a series of negative experiences.Afterwards a man tells me of a journey involving 6 gallons of piss, a caller plans to get married at 19 as a “practice run”, and a final caller tells me what it was like being born without a butthole.Don’t worry about that weird thing you did. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.