Therapy Gecko

A caller tells me about a disease they developed by smoking too much weed called Cannabinoid Hyperemesis Syndrome. I didn't know that you could get a disease from smoking too much weed. I am still going to smoke weed. But maybe less.We also talk to a caller who is anticipating her first threesome experience the next day, a lesbian couple in a dispute about whether or not to get married, a guy who has absolutely no idea where he is, and more.I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Denzel Curry joins me on this podcast to be a gecko and talk to people about life, death, coyotes, sugar daddies, art, being swallowed by whales, and pool cues. And other things too.Denzel Curry is a rapper and a good guy. Here is a song by him that I like a lot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOO1mWLGhh8I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I talk to a lady who does phone sex for a living and she tells me that my job and her job aren’t so different. She explains the gig in depth - the types of customers she gets, her methodology, how it’s bleed into her personal sex life, and more.Then I talk to a guy who’s very good at socializing in Virtual Reality but having trouble translating those social skills into real life. Then a caller tells me about something they did as a teenager that they deeply regret. Then I talk to a caller who’s having relationship issues about how to build a diversified life portfolio.Then the podcast is over and you will either go listen to another podcast or go do something else. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I talk to a girl who is driving a car and she tells me about a time she walked in on her boyfriend wearing her thong. I also talk to a guy who tells me his experience sleeping behind a dumpster and a guy who tells me how great it is to have kids.This is all at least what I'm pretty sure happened in the episode. I have a very bad memory and I've filled my brain with many other thoughts since recording this. Did you know that a block of dry ice has a surface temperature of -109.3 degrees Fahrenheit and turns directly into carbon dioxide gas rather than liquid when it melts? I forget where I read that. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I talk to a guy about leaving the Jehovah's Witnesses after 22 years, how his family abandoned him after, and then how he built a life of his own without all the brainwashy god stuff.I also talk to a caller who got a breast reduction that changed her life, a couple who found out thru a DNA test that they are actually siblings, a guy who is considering becoming homeless and walking the earth, and also a lot of other callers.The siblings thing might have been fake but it doesn't matter. I don't question if the calls are real or fake or anything. They are just voices and words and noises. Truth isn't real. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller describes in detail their experience having sex with an incubus. I didn't know what an incubus was and they told me it's a male sex demon thing. They also told me that this was a long-term dream of theirs, so that is nice.I also talk with a young woman dealing with an unexpected pregnancy, a guy who's sleeping with his friend's sister, learn about a 4-person polyamorous couple, discuss the purpose of circumcision, and more. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A guy named Cory calls me. We discuss how he has a very positive outlook on life and how much that inspires me. Then he tells me a story of the time he smoked crack with a stranger while delivering pizzas. Which made him even more inspiring.Then I talk to a caller who is dealing with a double life, learn about the difference between innie and outie coochie, speak with a man in Germany in a tough relationship situation, and more. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I ramble until like 4:30I’m joined on this very special episode by Dr. Drew Pinsky. He is an actual board certified physician who was the host of the popular call-in radio show Loveline for 3 decades and currently hosts "Dr. Drew After Dark" on the Your Mom's House network.That’s 30 years of experience talking to people on the phone about their problems. He uses that knowledge to become a gecko and talk to callers about their relationships, dreams, medical issues, and more while I observed it as masterclass. It was a great episode. I am a gecko.Use the code GECKO for 20% off checkout at www.sheathunderwear.com.Use the code GECKO for 20% off checkout at www.manscaped.com Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

24kGoldn comes in at 17:20A caller starts down the path of becoming a "camboy" as a way to attract the attention he's been craving since his girlfriend left him. He tells me all about this and then another guy tells me about how his breakup lead to his ex hitting his car with a samurai sword.After that I'm joined by rapper 24kGoldn to take calls from a man who prefers masturbating with his large collection of sex toys over IRL intimacy, a woman who has a crush on her boss, a guy whose friends made plans without him, and more. We also hear tales of a Somalian orgy and a feline custody battle. It's a doozy.24kGoldn is a rapper and singer known for his hit single "Mood" which peaked at the top of the Billboard Hot 100 as well as "Valentino" which peaked at 92 on the US Billboard Hot 100. His debut studio album "El Dorado" was released in March 2021. He is also a good guy.I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of my favorite episodes lately. Callers include a woman who believes her roommate is sleeping with her dad, an anonymous drug dealer who details his close call with the police, a caller who is attempting to be hypnotized into thinking she's a dog, and more.Later I connect with a man who has a similar addiction to sugar as me, talk to someone having a gender identity crisis, talk a caller through a moral dilemma, and hear a man's story of a toilet seat falling on his penis. It is a packed episode. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Calls from a man whose wife said she's getting bored of him, a 70 year old prospector living in isolation, a real therapist who explains the difference between what I do and what she does, plus more.Later a truck driver tells us about people he sees jacking off in traffic and then another caller drinks his own piss. Other stuff happens in the episode aside from just what I wrote here but I didn't write about it. But it is in the episode. This is a description. I am a gecko.Use the code GECKO for 20% off checkout at www.sheathunderwear.com. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aminé comes in at 31:26A caller wonders whether or not she should go on a date, we talk to a mailman as he does his rounds, a college kid throwing a party somehow saves a lady's life, and more.Later I'm joined by rapper Aminé to discuss whether it'd be better to live forever or die right now, talk to a guy who just had his identity stolen, make up a word that has never been said before, and just generally talk about a bunch of things and be geckos.Aminé is a rapper from Portland who first gained notability for his single "Caroline" which peaked at number 11 on the US Billboard Hot 100 chart. You can listen to his music here: https://www.youtube.com/AMINEI am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Calls start at 26:40. In this episode I am joined by rapper/comedian Zack Fox who is known for his collaborations with Thundercat and Flying Lotus, writing on the 5th season of The Eric Andre Show, and for making great music on his own.We talk to callers about the pros and cons of having a sugar mama, how to find someone to try pegging with, how to live more in the present, and a lot of other stuff. We also talk about which pokemon is the sexiest. It's a good episode. Ok. I am a gecko. USE CODE GECKO FOR 20% OFF AT WWW.SHEATHUNDERWEAR.COMFollow Zack on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/zackfox Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller tells their experience losing 8 years of memories in a LARPing accident, a family deals with a son who can't stop farting, a caller and I realize we've both had a similar health issue, a caller finds out the person he's been hooking up with has a whole family, and my toe starts hurting and I complain about it a lot.I actually think it's a pretty good episode. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stories of being in and out of juvie, peeing on the floor of a Mexican restaurant, a rebellion against the landlord, and more. We also hear from a new mom who's boyfriend left her right before she gave birth and have a very sad call about a dog. Also my sister comes in at the end and we talk to a guy from Germany. I think that about covers it. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Callers phone in to tell me and my pal Attorney Tom about times they have been in trouble. Stories of getting arrested in cosplay, peeing in a frat house's punch bowl, ruining an ex-boyfriends car, and other things.Later on I talk with a couple of people having relationship issues and a guy who is annoyed at people for asking about his tattoos. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A guy calls in to tell me how much he loves tires. We talk about tires for at least 12 minutes. He tells me not only why he loves tires, but how his obsession with tires is ruining his life. Other people call in to talk about other things too, but the first 12 minutes of this is tire dominant. I’m just letting you know ahead of time.Use the code GECKO for 20% off at checkout at www.sheathunderwear.com. The podcast has ads now and I use the money to buy cigarettes for the elderly. Sometimes I keep one of the cigarettes for myself. I don’t smoke but I thought it would look cool to maybe just hold a cigarette. I don’t know what I’m talking about any more. Listen to the podcast. So I can get more ad money to buy more cigarettes for the elderly. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stories of dunking a burrito into a bottle of soda, maintaining your identity after a new diagnosis, passing time in a gas station bathroom by listening to people shit, falling in love with an older woman in Jamaica, life in a bustling London village, and more. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Callers include someone who shat in the lazy river at a water park, a man who’s partner is thinking of adding a third into the bedroom, a husband who serially lies to his wife, a woman who believes everyone is obsessed with her, and more. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Calls from a woman who sent her husband to jail, a couple who might keep their cat’s corpse as a decoration, a person traveling the country in her van, a pro-wrestler, and much more. We also consider getting domed in a BDSM dungeon and try to quit cocaine. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Callers include 4 people debating if they should have an orgy, a guy who clogged a toilet at a party, a 22-year-old dad navigating parenthood, a guy afraid of pigs, and more. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Callers include a lady who collects people's bones, a woman who recently started working at a rehab facility, an Australian guy who moved to America to teach people but does not know anything, and then more callers also. This episode of the podcast was hosted by a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Callers talk about getting revenge once more. Stories include replacing shampoo with super glue, putting sugar in the ex-husband’s gas tank, pushing a bookcase on a bully, and more. Later I’m joined on a call with Sueco The Child to discuss whether or not putting your finger in someone’s butthole makes you guys an item. Then there are more calls after that. It’s a fun one. Hoooo wee!!! Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

People tell me about things they can make. Pancakes, conversation, war. People can make all kinds of things, and in this very episode we will learn about all of them. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I ask callers about their various fantasies. Y'know - I know I'm supposed to use this box to talk more about what the episode is about, but what if I just used it to spout a bunch of nonsense and la neee kahh zuuuah!!!!!!!!!! Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

People call and tell me their favorite ideas. Lots of things can be an idea. Friendship is an idea, hats are an idea, this sentence is an idea. There are too many ideas for just one person to pick a favorite one, but these brave callers do it anyway. God bless them. People also talk about things that have nothing to do with the topic. Which is okay. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A somewhat intense episode featuring an older woman with brain damage who tells us about her past, an anonymous caller about to get married to a woman he doesn't love, and a guy accidentally dunking his balls into a toilet bowl of shit. It was a great episode. Something for everyone. Chill and have a listen. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rapper Lil Yachty joins me on the podcast to be a gecko and talk to people on the phone. I am serious. This is one of my favorite episodes: Yachty channeled his inner gecko and gave advice on relationships and poop and ghosts and more. Give it a listen. Video version on youtube.com/lyleforever. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This episode has nothing to do with sex. I gave it that title because I couldn't come up with any other titles. I am sorry to anyone who that is disappointing for. There is a call in here about a garbage man who finds pictures of an old man's wiener on an abandoned MacBook, which i guess is kind of a sex thing. There is also a call from a french guy who told me he's afraid of his neighbor stealing the weed he has planted in his backyard. That one has nothing to do with anything sexual at all. There are also other people that call in. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A guy calls in to tell me about how he's going to Honduras even though the mafia there has a hit out him. Hope he's alright. Then another guy calls in from The Netherlands using his burner phone. The call probably cost him a lot of money. More people call in after that but I'm not gonna give a description of all of their calls because that would take too long. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This was a very good stream of very good calls. I rode a rollercoaster while asking people what thrills them. You can't tell that i'm on a rollercoaster though because this is an audio medium. But just imagine it. Someone calls in and really sells me on the idea of doing DMT. Other things happen too. Have a listen. I love you. Tell your dad I said hi. Balls. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I ask callers if something can be anything. Also a lot of people talk about moving to Alaska. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode I ask callers if they've ever had a vision, and also if something can be anything. People tell me about weird dreams they've had, family issues, and other serious-ish and not serious-ish stuff. Also a guy's dog pisses on his floor and he talks to me while he cleans it. I think this is a good episode. But i'm also bias because I made it. Thanks for listening. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a big hulking episode with a lot of great calls. 2 very important questions here: Do you know anyone? and how do you know you’re not dead? I think the best questions are ones that make anywhere from 40-70 percent sense. Enough sense to prompt an answer but not too much sense that the answer feels limited. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I ask callers if they’re interesting. Someone calls in to tell me that they work at a pet crematorium and burn dead animal bodies all day. I wouldn’t personally want to do that, but it sounds punk rock. Other interesting people call in too but that was the one that stuck with me. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I ask callers if they’ve ever invented anything. Someone calls in and doesn’t answer the question and just tells me about her boyfriend’s balls instead. Other people then call in and give actual answers to the question. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Calls from someone who exclusively watches Hentai, a codependent roommate, a young man going thru a quarter life crisis, and more. I also talk about how sick it would be to be an ant. This is a good episode just trust me. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stories of a Dunkin’ Donuts cat fight, how vocal lessons can help while getting mugged, and more. We also meet a Scottish warrior and fuck around with a broken ceiling fan. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Callers tell us what they did all day. Stories of a ceramics artist chillin’ on unemployment, shady real estate people, a cat rescuer, and more. I also debate whether or not to strip for money. I decide not to. Sorry for the spoiler. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Callers tell us about their lies. We receive stories of polyamorous adventures, getting held up at gunpoint, the struggles of being a professional athlete, and more. It's a scandalous ep!!!! Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lots of relationship stuff. And life stuff. And gecko stuff. We’re geckin’ it up big. Come hang. Look I’ll be honest, I completely phoned this description in, but I promise this is a very good episode. I would never lie to you. Unless I had something to gain. Which I guess I do in this case. Ok. Hope u listen. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I ask callers if they’ve ever eaten from the garbage. Stories include getting diarrhea on a first date, dumpster diving outside the grocery store, drinking coach roach juice, and more. One geck’s trash is another geck's treasure. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Callers tell stories of revenge on elementary school bullies, ex-boyfriends, teachers, and more. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Callers tell us their deepest secrets - including a desire to have sex with a minotaur, their first time getting pegged, a spicy calendar photoshoot from their college years, and more. Don’t tell anyone. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Topics include a hearse driver who talks to the dead, what it’s like working the night shift at a gas station, whether or not it’s okay for an elementary school teacher to call their student a c*nt, and more. Get ready to ingest juicy amounts of character development. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We talk to callers about their sins. Some light, some heavy. This ep is a rollercoaster. Strap in baby. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A nice, juicy episode of great calls. Topics include a person who wants to have sex with monsters, how to deal with co-workers you hate, and more. Come get gecked. We're going nuts. Free geck for everyone. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What are thoughts? What is food? We find out the answers to these questions sort of. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I ask people what color red is because I have no idea. Topics include a caller who’s lost interest in his wife, a caller that was once addicted to eating used chewing gum, a caller who hasn’t brushed their teeth in 4 months, and much more. I think this episode turned out really well but don’t eat while you listen to it. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Topics include failed senior pranks, an aspiring therapist who has trouble feeling emotion, sexual paintings of cows, and more. We also discuss what it means to do something meaningful and whether or not aliens would think we’re cringey. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.